Thread 18180436

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>>18180436 (OP)
This is thread #4 btw

>>18180436 (OP)
>turn heel
>win a belt
>do nothing
The HHH roadmap to success!

>>18180436 (OP)
IT'S POTATO TIME!

>>18180454
Haitch fucking sucks. Sorry but its true. Its damn true

Why is the heel wearing Palestine colors?

pissbreak time

>JD gets a hype video
>after he's been displayed as a jobber for over a year

this episode was going really well until this point
SHUT UP YOU IRISH PIG!

>Rebecca Quinn
>with a live microphone speaking apparatus

>IYO's last RAW as champion
>Not even on the fucking episode
I hate this company so much

I notice they're stealing Logan Paul's drone video shot all over tonight

kairi sane should be the new spokeswoman for slim jim and every time they say "SNAP into a slim jim" it does the ACK noise (1)

This is the only women's story with a build going into Evolution lol

>potato theater time

When will this end? Can seth just get her pregnant again or something

who it's this bitch cutting a promo

>>18180462
That's the point

>>18180472
I love Sol Ruca!

charlotte > becky

what the fuck is that fake watch shit Becky always wear every time she's on TV????

Who makes the best cookies and cream ice cream?

Did Becky just do the Acerthorn turkey gobble?

Oh look Beko cutting the same promo like she does every time

I don't know why you guys hate Becky so much. She's much better than Tiffy, Bayley, Rhea, etc. Only Liv and Nia are as good.

>>18180477
I'd rather watch that bitch defecate rather than fuck her, is that weird?

Bros, Bayley looking thicc as hell today

BAYLEY'S BIG JIGGLING BOOBIES

becky and seth might be the most demonic couple in wrestling
they both have go away heat with me

Bayley's bouncing, Becky's ballin'.

>>18180490
Van leeuwen

I hate everyone involved with this segment.

I want lyra to sit on my face

Good LAWD Bayley

BOOBLEYS BAZONGAS BOUNCIN TONIGHT BROS

STOP WITH THIS LUCKY CHARMS THEATER I AM SICK OF IRISH PEOPLE

I have this promo on mute btw

>>18180496
>Beko good
No
>Liv & Nia
No

>>18180480
GET HER PREGNANT
>*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
GET HER PREGNANT
>*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

BIIRRBB

LYRA VALKYRIA SUCKS
GET HER OFF MY TV
AAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHH FUCK

Has Lyra lost weight recently? She's looking more sticc than usual

FFS PUT THE CAMERA BACK ON BAYLEY REEEEEEEE

>"it's time i took it back"
>waiting for applause
>only like a dozen people cheer

Schizo Becky is kinda dimes

Bayley got so hot

I have cum to every single woman in this segment

>>18180490
HEB

Please end this nightmare

>schizo Becko
>birb
>Big Boob Bailey
eh, guess ill watch the triple threat on Sunday

>>18180520
Bayley stole it and put it all in her tits and ass
Fair trade if you ask me

What's gotten into Bayley Lately?

>>18180516
Okay which women are good on the mic

Becky's allowed to say that

Whoever's writing Lyra's promos needs to be fired for making her completely un-likeable

Bayleys ass bulging out those pants and her pants squeezing her hips and tummy
Fuckkkkk tummybros

Southern Irish women are cringe. Why can’t we have some Ulster women?

>>18180527
>HEBE
???

>>18180523
this, but it we already have naomi

they need to cut off the 4 horsewomen thing sasha is not there no more

Lyra, evolve into Irish rule63 96/97 heel Austin plz, i want some WHAT? and >pic

potato community theatre

Why Lyra got on moon shoes again?

crowd is ASLEEP

NEXT SEGMENT PLEASE

>>18180544
a tale as old as time

>>18180534
None

Lyra cant act

Becky gets more screentime than any female wrestler in history she's on every night since WrestleMania!!

Irish women need to stop talking and just sit on my face

End this fucking segment already.

Lyra looks like she'll age badly

The crowd from Lyra vs Bayley is back.

none of these women have ever been believable

2 Thirds of the Women in the ring would benefit immensely from getting BBLs

this program is so awful
jesus christ give the belt to kairi or something already get it out of the becky vortex

>>18180542
control yourself, there are children present

>>18180436 (OP)
More like new gay amirite?

Bayley body is dimes

Lyra's shoes, man.

All of this to get Birb over with the crowd

>>18180533
Bunch of younger girls have been taking the spotlight.

I now understand this sign

crowd doesn't give a fuck lmao

>>18180554
She has the same mental illness as Mandy Ross had about her height

Honestly I would exchange these stutter boring sluts for young Bailey

>>18180548
Naomi isn't schizo, she's just right.

BITCH

>oi moite are youi avoin a gaoinder?
anons who muted this segment were probably right

Women shouldn't be allowed at shows

Lyra sounds like the IDF

Kek Bayley speaking FAX. BIRB GIRL IS A BITCH

This fucking sucks. Why is it kino when Bianca and Naomi do it?

I SEE THE HULKSTER IN THE CROWD

>>18180568
Yeah, she's Irish so....

damn bayley had that shit glued on

becky cutting a promo is as bad as sasha

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HOW MUCH BAYLEY HAS BEEN SHOWING LATELY

Seriously, she's showing more than ever, Bayley never showed this much skin before
Can't wait until she comes out in shorts like Roxy earlier tonight
hnnnnnnnnnggggggg

becky: btfo'd
fuglee: btfo'd

>>18180436 (OP)
>Uncle Zesty and Brother Tyrone

BASED BIRB GOT EM BOTH

>>18180559
Fair answer

Crowd is dead as usual

Why did WWE mute the crowd in the Bayley vs Lyra recap? It was an instant classic and the audience popped the entire match

Bayley's body is actually insane

Bayley's tits and ass carried this whole segment :)

>crowd standing still
>piped in woos

I want Lyra to choke me and humiliate me

>>18180597
Where is Bianca?

We WILL be watching for Jelly Roll

>>18180610
She's getting old and wants to feel sexy

FACT - bayley should win
FACT - it is doubly true that bayley should win if she keeps dressing like this

NO FLEXbros....
Why have we been held down

>>18180550
Thanks Haytch, my wish was granted.

>>18180586
Yeah, figured it is due to height insecurities or something similar

based bird throwing out the hags

>>18180621
Perfect example of butterface

Gotta feed the hog

This match stunk. Should have let Rusev go to TNA

Uh, I thought you guys said Lyra's not over and she doesn't get reactions?

>Rusev recap
Who gives a shit

I forgot Sheamus vs Rusev somehow managed to outdo Lyra vs Bayley for a dead crowd.

Is Kross gonna get added to Seth's stable?

>>18180652
I was cheering because when Bayley fell down, I could see her titties better.

BAU BAU

>>18180626
bianca broke a finger in her wrestlemania match so she's been taking time off to let it heal
she showed up as a one-off in her hometown of knoxville and they sent her and montez to australia to do some PR in the meantime

>>18180621
Reminds me of my childhood neighbor

>>18180571
I always thought this too. Why do they opt for boob jobs instead?
>You're brown
I am

Is Hulk Hogan coming back tonight? It’s the only reason I’m watching

Masha Babko

>>18180658
nobody likes him

Based Bronster killing mudslimes

kek the jew is so happy when a muslim is gone

>>18180621
made for facesitting

lmao sami's death got bron singing

BASED KROSS AND BRON

BRON IS REBELLING LIKE HIS DAD AND UNCLE DID!

>>18180490
Tillamook
https://www.tillamook.com/products/ice-cream/cookies-and-cream

>>18180658
ethan page i'm afraid

At least this stable is entertaining

YEET

SAMI ZAYN FUCKING DIED

>>18180668
He's been watching from the side all night.

I don't understand how Becky wants to elevate Lyra and get her over in this feud when she makes her look like a retard every week

>15 minute Yeet segment.
Bring back the girls.

Alright, it's muting time, the yeet is going to take a while

>>18180668
I AM A REAL INDIAN
FIGHT FOR THE DEATH OF PAKISTAN

>Sami goes over Kross
>gets written off TV afterwards
so what was the fucking point?

>>18180652
crowd was completely asleep that entire segment

>>18180670
Agree, but I think Kross would make people like Seff more

YAAAA HOOOOOO

YEET

yeet more like shit

>>18180663
>got the earthworm finger

Weekly reminder that Jey Uso is not over. The entrance, the theme, the taunt and the catchphrases are over.

Four letters
One word
Ugh Ugh
Stop

>Just YEETing with the white kids
based

>>18180570
Nias believable ngl

>another injury angle for the eternal underdog Sami Zayn

I'm getting tired of this shit booking by Triple K

Can Becky Lynch get attacked and be written off indefinitely? Sick of fucking listening to her.

>>18180691
Hopefully to set up a program with Kross and Bron

>>18180681
Page might actually be an okay fit. Seffs stable needs someone who can eat the pins.

>sami out
is jey gonna get retired now? a real dream.

Goth girl in the crowd looks like she smells bad "down thereć.

Was that boy wearing lipstick?

FIVE TOES
ONE WORD
UH UH

how Lyra looks worse than then two almost 40yos? isnt she 25 or something

>>18180710
Goofy heel solo is over with me bros

>>18180710
for those that haven't seen it
VERY IMPORTANT VIEWING RIGHT HERE
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zKYFWHar4Lw

>>18180691
Pushing Kross as a spiteful psycho heel I guess, which would worked if it had been Kross the one to retire him

>>18180730
exquisite

>>18180715
I agree and typed that when lyra and bayley and becky were doing a muted segment

>>18180734
turn your monitor on and get the shit out of your eyes

>>18180734
gms

At this point I’m convinced Jey Uso keeps getting rewarded with TV time because he easily kills time with his entrance

>>18180710
Gotta love the Soloaster

Hulk is right, today’s “superstars” aren’t believable. They need to hit the gym

>>18180734
She looks better than Becky. And the only reason Bayley looks so good recently is because she became a middle aged fertility goddess

>>18180691
Return pop for Sami. Booking 101 this shit isn't rocket science.

>>18180734
Trim your nails. Gms.

>another ozempic commercial
okay i just dont get it bros. is it really impossible for some people to lose weight even if they diet and workout

>>18180751
The Hulkster is always right

>Corey Graves having to go over a segment we saw 10 minutes ago because YEET's stupid entrance lasts 15 minutes
VERY GRIM

>Jey is completely out of breath already
amazing

>>18180732
Solo highjacked the the FEET meme into Stop

Raw is dogshit horrible every week and yet somehow SD is far worse

Apparently Psycho Clown just signed with WWE
Toughs?

I need....I need him to burn

I should just stop using my vpn to get the American ads.

>>18180756
Whatever Bayley's got going on she needs to share it around

>>18180621
SEXOOOOOOOO

SNEED

>Main Event Jey Uso
>Performs in the Mid Card

I don’t get it

>>18180779
Little brother loves these beaners. What's rhe appeal?

SAVE US SNEED

>>18180778
Maybe you're the problem. Everyone is having fun there

>Breakkers entrance gets smoke and fog machines
>Sneed gets nothing

>>18180792
The "Main Event" moniker is more aspirational than it is factual.

>>18180779
bruh we wanted wagner III instead what the fuck
at least pagano if he was willing to sawdust himself every match

lyra is so fucking hot

how the audience did the woo chant without moving their mouths?

>>18180798
sneed gets seizure inducing lights

>>18180786
>massive tits
>fat ass
>hips for days
even her face looks passable lately. and the strangest part is its all natty. high estrogen woman right there

>>18180773
>>18180780
How tf is yeet still a thing it's so cringe. Do you think big Uce thinks the same thing?

>>18180802
this but PAWGley instead of that nasty hog

>>18180771
Sami Zayn looks like he should be bagging my groceries

>>18180798
He has the Godzilla titantrom

>>18180769
People who overeat feel hungry in unnatural ways, they need the ozempic to get into a diet

>reed vs jey
is wwe trying to punish yall

>>18180477
nnnnekochan
>>18180498
Weirdly enough i only find her hot when she's clothed, soon as she gets naked and fucks her dildo stuck to her laptop it kills my boner

>>18180796
The shitposting is fun, no doubt about it.

Is it good to edge before going to the gym as long as I don't cum

>>18180814
They got rid of it

>>18180786
anyone got the webm of her in this outfit?

Did Jey forget his gear?

GREATEST MATCH I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

>>18180536
beats your incel promos KWAB

>>18180817
women are hotter when they're wearing cute / slutty outfits -- FACT
nude women are hotter when you're the only one seeing her -- FACT

>drew was supposed to do a "bloodline hunter" gimmick
>jey gets to do a seth hunter gimmick
I'd shoot be pissed if I was Drew.

sneed is about to land on that pencil

>>18180477
Built?

>>18180823
No, try to cut down masturbation a little. Twice a week is usually ok, maybe three, not daily.

>>18180793
High speed and flippy stuff

>>18180648
but enough about your mother preparing your meals for you

my laptop is fucking retarded
I bought it 7 years ago, it used to die fast as fuck in the last 2 years, I didn't think nothing of it since it's a 7 years old device. Ever since it recommened to get the battery serviced, the fucking battery now lasts longer than ever
what the fuck is this shit lads

>>18180836
to be fair there are a lot of coconuts, drew will have to do something about that

PFFFFR AHAHAHAHA

YEET

>>18180835
That's a man.

Why is Jey so powerful?

LOL BASED SNEED

TSSSSUUUUUUUUUUNAMI

>catchphrase is YEET
>gets a chair yeeted at him
Like pottery, it rhymes

>>18180781
It's all fast food, drug companies, drug treatment, and Israel

JESAS

sneed yeeted that chair

BASED SNEED

Lol Uso botched that dive

Based Big Bronson Reed burying the shitters

THANK YOU SNEED

>>18180854
Nepotism is a helluva drug

Based Tsunami merchant

DONE NOW YEET MAN

YEET IS DEAD
I REPEAT
YEET IS DEAD

>>18180801
Wagner Jr Jr got fast and lost all his muscle mass when he came back from Japan.

its crazy how good the tsunami looks

Bronson Reed is a 5’8” 300LB slob, what’s his appeal?

>only two tsunamis
come on big sneed!!!

SAMOAN ON SAMOAN HATE CRIMES

What's next for him?

>>18180883
>>18180882

>>18180883
Fatties always have a place in wrestling

>>18180883
Fat is dimes

>>18180882
Best looking top rope splash in quite a long time

They are teasing already Cena going face to put an end to Zetsy and his gang.

>>18180884
I need more tsunamis, bros

>footbaw already back in almost a month
That reminds me I'll be watching Raw on Tuesdays once the season starts

>>18180883
Hes more like 5’10. His sheer width gets the beeg gimmick over

>>18180854
Because if he wasn't 'kishi would sneed and cry.

>>18180883
He's 5'8" 300 pounds and lands on people full force from the top of the rope.

>>18180883
women love fatties, it's a signal of wealth since medieval times

Friendly reminder Sneed has beaten Okada clean so his true power level still remains hidden in WWE. Only a matter of time before he goes Super Tsunami Sneed.

>>18180792
MIDCARD USO IN YO CITEEHHH

UH

UH
YEEEEEEEEEE

Buddy and sneed would be fun.

>>18180870
Post
>>18180873
Implying Reed isn't a shitter

Jason Jordan sighting

>>18180895
wow retardball
>ball goes left
>ball goes right
>ball goes left
>ball goes right
im already bored of this story

>>18180886
AEW

>>18180899
>women love fatties
It's not 1955 anymore, my guy.

>>18180886
Jay Fatu is All Elite

>El grande americano match
>Gunther segment

DIMES

>>18180895
You excited for Mahomes vs Hurts III, anon?

>>18180908
Must be tough having double-digit IQ.

THE MEGASTAR

When did LA Knight move to Raw?

LET ME JOB TO YA

>>18180912
you can say whatever you want hon, but your mouth still ends up around the stubby cock

>>18180916
>el grando retardo
Shit taste in shitters

>>18180919
My Texies :) are winning the whole shebang, I'm sorry to report.

Triple Hates knight

>>18180925
seems like it was after MITB

>jey jobbing to Bronson Sneed
Are that gonna finally kill him off?

YEAH

>>18180895
>>18180921
Watching eggball is the testimony of low iq frogposter-kun

>>18180921
>you need a triple digit iq to be entertained about a ball going back and forth for 2 hours

>>18180925
since last week. there were talks that it made more sense to bring Knight to raw

LEMME JOB TO YA

>>18180934
>I'm afraid I have some LOS RAMS news for ya.

Holy FUCK Bayley is a thick bitch. Goddamn when she start showing off the titties?

>>18180942
Also i say this as a Dolphins fanboy who copes with the tequesta curse

NOT LOOKING GOOD for iyo

iyo was hotter in NXT with the body suit

aint no way they would have IYO lose her only defense

>>18180942
>>18180945
Watching sports is what fully functional sociable adults do. I suppose that's too much to ask from you lot.

they're actually feeding IYO to Rhea...

new >>18180961

did they pitch iyo's voice up higher

>>18180967
I rather watch nascar and indycar

>>18180925
it's not official, wrestlers just show up on both shows whenever, but he's still primarily a smackdown wrestler i think

>>18180967
>eveyone else does it so you should to
retard

>>18180835
GOD I LOVE THIS FUCKING BITCH

>>18180984
damn that looks like it would fuck you up but i guess it doesnt