The ultra-rare double Michaels.

That finish doesn't work for me, brother
*comes back repackaged as Main Event Gandaluso with a higher powerlevel*

>>18208766 (OP)
and people say vanilla midgets never drew a dime

>>18208793
they may be midgets but they ain't vanilla, they can cut a good promo

The ents attacking isengard might be my biggest pop honestly. Gets me Everytime

>monster pop

>ric flair cuts a promo about how proud he is of charlotte
>shire music hits

>>18208806
>doesn't get booked in the films because his power level is too high

>>18208806
>highest powerlevel
>doesn't give a flying shit
>just wants to tend to his plants and grill

LEMME JOB TO YA

>>18208806
>>18208812
>>18208814
Never drew a dime. Only smarks car about this dude

So lads, what do you think about the Helms Deep PPV?
I liked the brief tag where Legolas and Gimli teamed up to beat local jobbers
But I dunno about the main event, another interference run in from the grandstanding and hotdogging Gandalf the Mark

>Champion is 87 years old
Why does the fed keep pushing these old timers?

>>18208839
It was worth it for the eomer push. Fans have been begging for a babyface to do something

>>18208766 (OP)
>When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside
>Ya' gotta take a stand, it don't help to hide
>Well, you hurt my friends and you hurt my pride
>I gotta be a man, I can't let it slide

>>18208847
>87y/o
>still can wrestle better than the newcomers
Truly grim, are there even any young potential main eventers in the MiddleEarth Wrestling Entertainment?

JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE!

>>18208847
This senile old bugger shot on a manager cutting a promo and fucking killed him

>>18208867
he had to get his comeuppance, you can't just have one guy cut humiliating and emasculating promos forever without taking a bump

>>18208867
You could do that in his era and people would be throwing babies in the air. Rookies would be torn apart for that these days

>>18208766 (OP)
I thought the extended singing angle was a bit odd

>>18208884
not enough technical wrestling for ya? afraid of some entertainment?

>>18208766 (OP)
GOAT hometown hero babyface

>>18208766 (OP)
I’ve never seen these movies

>>18208785
>sole survivor of his team during the War of Wrath
>built up as a monster heel
>ran roughshod all over the Khazad-dum territory
>single handedly buried all the top Dwarven babyfaces
>held the strap for the entirety of the 1st and 2nd Ages
>booked to go over against Gandalf in a squash match but he says "That doesn't work for me, brother"
>Match spills out on the outside and goes to the backstage area
>Fucking swamp water nullifies his gear
>Jobs spectacularly to a guy who managed to simultaneously cut a promo and get a gimmick change in the middle of a match
Definitely KWABOTY T.A. 1980

>>18208890
truly the Daniel Bryan od Middle Earth

>>18208889

What the fuck was his problem?

>>18208766 (OP)
Overpushed spot monkey who was onlu saved by his time in a tag team with veteran Strong Style Shooter Gimli

>>18208894
Getting big leagued by Hogandalf and he completely disappears from the fed into retirement.
Truly grim, he got KWABbed hard

>>18208892
It's only good if you're from the era but gay as shit if you're older or younger. Like ultimate warrior or ecw

>>18208847
>spends most of his career working bingo halls and cosplaying as some grizzled indie vet even though he's wrestling royalty and is friends with megastars like gandalf and elrond
absolute fucking hack. don't even get me started on when he immediately buried the monster heel that boromir went out on his back for.

>>18208908
Dimeless flippy shitter and a faggot too, should've never left the elvish territories

>>18208906
i was shocked by the heel turn of Sauron Man

>>18208916
anon thats the funniest summary of aragorn ive ever read

>>18208916
He was paying his dues on the indies and didn't want to be handled the Big One straight away simply because of his lineage. I for one applaud that, even if he had to work in front of 10 hobbits for a meat pie and a puff of pipeweed

>>18208916
Kek

>>18208892
You should, they're great. Might as well chuck the first on one night, if you're not into it oh well.

I've got my hands on some tapes from the early 80s and I think Bilbo might actually be the GOAT

>>18208890
Carrying Frodo's useless emo ass all the way to the Mt. Doom main event was the biggest carryjob since Jesus carrying the cross.
Best workrate and in ring psychoogy of all the cruiserweights, and promos on par with Theoden.
The guy is the only reason people didn't fast forward the otherwise dimeless Frodo-Gollum segments en masse to get back to the Aragorn angle.

>>18208892
Read the books

>the one ring of ultimate power, built by the top heel to politic his way to the main event
>it turns you invisible
I was expecting a bit more

>>18208943
>third wheel in his own feud
truly the Cody Rhodes of Middle Earth

Rate my stable

>>18208953
Think about it, you can hide in plain sight right in the booker's office, you just gotta avoid a run-in by Sauron's mystery nigga stable

What was Aragorn payout policy once he became booker and executive?

I AIM, I SHOOT, I KILL - LOTHLÓRIEN HEAT

>>18208766 (OP)
Is this the nigga who worries about raising a daughter?

>>18208963
>mystery nigga stable
fucking temu Mystery of Darkness

>>18208939
promo battle with Gollum is legendary
two GOATs on the stick

>>18208766 (OP)
*glass shatters*

>>18208970
These niggas weren’t even at helms deep
Fan fiction bullshit

Ending the Witch-King of Angmar's streak in an intergender match ruined the whole faction's aura

>>18208929
>Gondor... has only one royal family!
Truly the Codemeister of Middle Earth.

>>18208972
to be fair he was hitting the pipe pretty bad at the time

>>18208970
>dimes babyface entrance
>dimes ring gear
>supposed to be master technicians with 1000 years of experience
>proceed to be squashed to the last men

>>18208977
nobody cares about your book autism, nigger

>>18208997
who's got the book

EVOLUTION IS A MYSTERY

>>18208983
he finished his story

>his gimmick is that his scales are impenetrable and has never lost a match clean
>jobs to an indie shitter literally called "The Bowman" who shoots him in the spot where he's missing a scale
who booked this crap?

I can't believe people didn't see this guy's heel turn coming. The nigga's name is literally Grima Wormtongue

>joins the fellowship stable, immediately becomes a fan favorite
>pure dimes slowburn fakeout heel turn angle
>goes out on his back for the new monster heel (never-mind that aragorn immediately buries them)
>cuts the greatest retirement promo ever, puts aragorn over as the next face of the company
>stays retired and doesn't return for a cheap nostalgia run like gandalf the shitter
>so dimes that fans gigapop for mere archival footage of him
GOAT

I saw desolation of smaug in the theater but never saw the end of the trilogy
From what I heard i didn’t miss much.

>>18209002
Bombadil has been shadowbooking for centuries now, why do you think Hogandalf came back repackaged so quickly with such a big powerlevel increase? He politicked his way through it. And he never once in his career jobbed to anyone.

>>18208806
the Toru Yano of Middle-Earth

>>18209008
The spear shaking, shield splintering, horse riding and speech providing son of a king!
A sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!
WOOO
*completely oversells for Angmar*

>>18209017
try chanting Smaug, he was never gonna get over

>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
>MY NAME IS GRIMAAAAA
>WOOOORMTONGUE
>AND I'M HERE TO REPRESENT AS THE SPECIAL COUNCIL TO THE LORD OF ROHIRRIM, KING THEODEN, SON OF THENGEL AND MORWEN STEELSHEEN

>>18209037
Hobbit movies are shit, don't bother

Dimes tag teams

Who had the best Spear in the business?

>>18209038
this is why i never read the silmarillion dirtsheets

>>18208939
Probably the greatest ever comedy midcarder to babyface megastar run. Booker's have been trying to recreate it for decades now

>>18209042
>SMA-UG!
>SMA-UG!
>SMA-UG!
not that hard honestly

>>18209042
>chanting for the heel
what are you, some smark goblin?

>>18208914
My parents loved them when they came out and so did we.

I guess they might seem weird for zoomers since they are sincere and not filled with irony, sarcasm and funny quips

>>18208954
He's the big dog Roman. All his moves suck ass, nobody likes him, everyone he works with is more over than him and still the booker doubles down and forces him upon the audiance.

>>18209063
i appreciated his workrate, he drew so many dimes he slept on a pile of money

>>18209053
best "CAN THEY CO-EXIST?" tag team in history. pure fucking dimes.

>>18209030
Sean Bean is the GOAT at dying in movies

Off topic faggotry, enjoy your bans.

>>18208949
Book purists are the indie smarks of Tolkien fandom

>>18208953
Its original gimmick was invisibility, but in the new generation era the booker did a complete revisionism reboot on it and pretended it was always about controlling the other rings as the head of the ring stable

>>18209079
Not enough console war and waifu faggotry for ya?

finally a good thread on pw

you got the trannies in the /galadriel/ discord bubblin with this one

Their matches are officially lost media
Nobody even knows who the fuck these guys were or what territory they jumped ship to
Even their former stablemates didn't give a single shit about them

>Climb the ladder, kid. Make yourself famous!

>>18209090
this, offtopic shitposting on /pw/ is the only interesting thing around here lately
even the vidya threads
plus describing anything that isn't wrestling, in wrestling lingo is hilarious

>>18208978
Yeah but the pop was huge

>>18209101
they worked the Eastern territory, apparently they were midcard babyfaces there

>>18209105
territory came alive, the fans love this shit

>>18209103
Darby Allin'd himself with that spot though

>I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass! The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass!
10/10 promos

>>18209013
Even got to bang another race

>>18208978
Eowyn entered the match disguised as a man though and she only won because of interference
Definitely didn't go over clean

>>18209116
jesus, HHH going on forever over here. i'd shorten it a little

>>18209116
>Maiars like you don't get to be the Champion of Middle-Earth
Did he go too far?

>>18208854
>I am a real Gondorian
>Die at the sight of Osgiliath
>I am a real Gondorian
>Denethor's right
>Die with all might

>>18209124
CAUSE
YA SEE
"BALROG" IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS
THAT
UH
IN THIS BUSINESS
YOU DON'T QUITE HAVE "THE STUFF" TO MAKE IT HERE IN MORIA

>>18209101
they were working TNA

>>18208892
The normal trilogy is better than all wrestling PPVs of the last 5 years put together.
Director's Cut is the Attitude Era of movies. Nothing surpassed it.

>Only goes over the monster heel due to another heel slipping on a banana peel
Who booked this shit?

>>18209129
>"BALROG" IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME

>>18209136

>built up as a monster heel
>pure dimes look
>dimes faction
>good promo
>screwy run-in finish just as he's about to go over gandalf at the biggest ppv of the year
>unceremoniously buried 5 minutes later in an intergender match
awful booking.

>>18209134
It's also great because there's barely any women's wrestling on the card. If it appears it's usuaully a quick squash match or some interference. Kind of like oldschool ECW

>>18208894
It would never have happened if the Eagles didn't go into business for themselves and respected the booker's decision

>>18209134
I think the theatrical versions are absolutely superior for the first time viewing, the director's cut has all the great stuff but the theatrical ones flow better

>>18209149
His gimmick was dimes but they sacrificed it for a cheap pop that buried him

>>18209151
it was a work ya mark, the Moria Screwjob was a work all along

>>18209129
and then he KWABs his ass to the bottom of the the roster and books himself back to the top of the card despite getting injured
it really is him

>>18208973
The Farooq-Hai marched on Helmsley's Deep, 10000 strong at least

>>18209160
Next you're gonna tell us that unsafe shitter Gandalfberg didn't botch and concuss Balrog Hart.

>>18209167
Balrogetty never drew a dime I'm afraid

They need to stop relying on old timers who can barely even move anymore. Just showing clips of how good the guy used to be in the territories doesn't do shit

>entire gimmick is the crowd singing his entrance

>>18209173
At least his vignettes were kino

Was he... uhh... you know...

>>18208961
Sorry, I don't watch Mid South

>>18209173
Even at his peak he couldn't strap Morgoth's boots, but attitude era zoomers ain't ready for that discussion.

Long term booking

>WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>18209073
>comes into the territory unannounced
>takes over the whole show
>"the following pile of gold is mine"
>terrorises the entire show without having to do anything
>has 5 moves, 1 of which is a solid promo
>gets shot through his only vulnerability by a swarthy guy with a ballista while flying over an alley
Wait a minute

>>18209190
>Ancalagon is in my walls

>>18209174
The people's gate ram.

>>18209187
>hikes his skirt up and hops on a chair like a cartoon maid when he sees a spider
Morgetty

>>18208826
GMS

>>18209201
Goblin Menu Scene?
yeah that was odd. they have menus in kayfabe?

>>18209198
All part of the gimmick, you mark.

>babyface suffers a crushing defeat because the booker says no elves can go over him
How was this supposed to draw

>>18209208
it was a shoot, they broke the 4th wall for a cheap pop

>bro what if this evil spider was actually a hot woman
Who booked this shit

>>18209037
90% of the last movie in that trilogy is a huge fight.
Dain Ironfoot is badass, God bless Billy Connolly.
As fantasy movie fights go, it's a 7-star match.
You can also strongly tell that it really wasn't meant to be 120 minutes. The trilogy was written to be two movies and that's stretching the original material a little. The studio wanted three.
The studio also wanted the she-elf who wasn't there in the book, for diversity reasons.
They also force-fed Legolad into things he wasn't there for, because "the audience is retarded, they wanna see Legolad, that'll work".
People wonder why 10 years later WBD is bankrupt.

>>18209208
Just the fact some orc niggas were using such an obvious french loan word like 'menu'...

>>18209030
>"One does not simply launch the ring into Mount Doom with a catapult Boromir don't be retarded"

>>18209215
>Thus, he came alone to Angband's gates, and he sounded his horn, and smote once more upon the brazen doors, and challenged Morgoth to come forth in single combat.
>And Morgoth came.
Regardless of the outcome of the match, the entrances were pure dimes. The big fight feel was off the charts.

>>18209208
and how would gimli know what a nervous system was?
kayfabe doesn't apply for comedic scenes

>>18209218
Amazon McMahon

>>18209218
>Christopher, my son...

>>18209219
>They also force-fed Legolad into things he wasn't there for
The modern scene is so dimeless they had to bring back the worst member of the fellowship faction to pop a rating. Very sad

>>18209215
LOOOOOOORD OF ALL NOLDOOOOORRRR

>>18209219
for me the most annoying part was the amount of CGI used. Original LOTR had a lot more practical effects and tricks. Didn't they make 2 dwarves to be completely CGI anyway?

>>18209236
Legolas got more rats than the rest of the roster combined

>>18209163
A WIZARD-ah
IS NEVER LATE-ah
NOR
IS HE EARLY-ah
HE WINS, THE WORLD-ah, CHAMPIONSHIP
PRECISELAH, WHEN, HE, MEANS TO-ah

>>18208766 (OP)
Pippin started as the Janetty but reversed it and turned into the Michaels, saving Boromir, slaying trolls and getting Gondor pussy left and right.
Merry started as the Michaels but ended up as the Janetty and thrown into a dimeless intergender tag team.

O PEOPLE OF THE NOLDOR
>WHAT
HERE YOU ARE IN THIS NARROW LAND
>WHAT
IN DARKNESS
>WHAT
YOUR KING HAS BEEN SLAIN
>WHAT
SLAIN BY THE MORGOTH
>WHAT
THE DARK FOE
>WHAT
THE JAIL-CROW OF MANDOS
>WHAT
THE STEALER OF OUR TREASURE
>WHAT
AND IF YA THINK, THE VALAR AND HE ARE OF ONE KIND, GIMME A HELL YEAH
>HELL YEAH!!
AND I SEE THIS PEOPLE OF VALIANTS
>WHAT
AND THINK OF THE WIDE REALMS THAT WE SHALL RULE IN MIDDLE-EARTH
>WHAT
AS WE SHALL AS WE PURSUE THAT SUMABITCH DOWN AND GIVE HIM AN ASS WHOPPIN
>WHAT
AND THE LIGHT OF ARDA SHALL BE OURS AND OURS ALONE
>WHAT
AND WE SHALL BE THE MASTERS OF OUR OWN DOOM, CAUSE CURUFINWE OF THE FIRE SPIRIT SAID SO
reposting this, i didn't write it but I think it's the GOAT pw post

>>18209242
The Jeff Hardy of the fellowship, flips are always over with the marks

>>18209240
for me specifically it was the big pale orc heel looking like blatant cgi when the suits in the first one look so fucking good, but then agian cgi isn't the real reason those movies are so mediocre anyway

>>18209219
Say what you will about the hobbit trilogy but this is kino
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyy_FIYE7EE&pp=ygUUbWlzdHkgbW91bnRhaW5zIGNvbGQ%3D

>>18209242
Gimli was the better worker and promo, Legonetty just appealed to the women and little jimmies

>Loves Heavy Metal
>Friends with the booker
>Heel who returns as a face in his later years
The HHH of Middle Earth

>>18209261
They should've put the top belt on this guy, he got buried by a jobber faction at the Isengard PPV

YOU SEE SARUMAN IN THIS BUSINESS
FACT OF THE MATTER IS
QUITE FRANKLY
AINUR LIKE YOU DON'T GET TO BE THE WHITE WIZARD

*cue music*
BOW DOWN TO THE
BOW DOWN TO THE 'WIZ

>>18209259
Gimli was so good they had make him wear reverse lifts because he shoot towered over the rest of the babyfaces and nobody else could have got over.

>>18209167
Shawnuman absolutely beat the fuck out of Mithrandy Savage at Orthanc
Almost got Mithrandy to do an Owen too but the eagle brought a safety harness that worked

>>18209219
I hated that PPV because the booker tore up the original script where Beorn had a dimes run-in and went over huge. Pissed me off as he was one of my favourite workers.

>>18209267
>Mithrandy Savage

>>18209269
Beorn was the Chad Gable of Hobbit and they just turned him into a short segment appearance

>>18209258
The chant was over, not Thorin

>>18209258
truly the Seff Rollins of Middle Earf

>>18209258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmj25u5mVvg
*blocks your path*

>>18209258
>entire stable jannetty'd by their theme song
grim

>>18209283
why did Denethor go so stiff on the tomato? what was the story? was that a receipt?

>>18209240
I think so.
They definitely fucked up with the green screens.
They had Ian McKellen perform with some green dummies that had post-its of the actors' faces on them.
They had him work with the invisible man for fuck's sake.

>>18209264
>So, you have chosen... de-ACK!!!

>>18209294
It's still amazing that he did it really well considering the circumstances.
I really like the original LOTR trilogy and rewatch it from time to time but with Hobbit, I watched it once, didn't like most of it and never rewatched it in my life.
Everything there glows like fuck because it's CGI and to "show it's a fantasy lol" and all it does is make it look more fake.
First Hobbit movie was the best out of them all as it was the most lore-friendly too and didn't deviate THAT much from the original script.

Dark Side of the Ring...

YOU DONE IT NOW
YOU GONE AND ENTERED IN MY MINE
AND I CAN'T ALLOW
YOU TO THINK YOU CAN JUST WALK AWAY

SO TURN AROUND
AND FACE IT WIZARD, YOU'RE GONNA PAY
CAUSE THE END IS NOW
THIS IS GONNA BE YOUR JUDGEMENT DAY

>>18209307
And I'm not saying LOTR didn't have cut content or switching the script a bit, it absolutely did. It just didn't hurt me as much, even if I wanted to see Bombadil on screen.

>the WMXX

>>18209265
>I AM THE WIZ AND I AM AWESOOOOOOME
>I CAME TO PLAY

>>18209308
lmao. bravo, anon

>>18209307
I'm glad to have seen the whole Hobbit trilogy in theatres with the high frame rate.
Some people bitched that it exposed the business, that being 48hz made it look like a soap opera. God forbid they see a show live which is infinite hz.
I liked it though.
Never saw the second or third movies again, the first one I did when my father insisted on it for a family night.
It wasn't as good in 24hz. Half the workrate I guess, and the movie's slow enough as it is.

Oh
If you've just lost a relative, LOTR hits different.
Highly recommended but it's sad as fuck

>>18209307
The Hobbit movies have quite the soulless history, Jackson only came back to make them because the director pulled out, and they mandated it to be three 3h movies because that's what lotr, and he thus had nowhere near the level of love and dedication to making the lotr movies
plus correct me if i'm wrong but they directed them in like a year or so instead of the long preproduction and shooting of lotr, so basically he rushed it and had to make shit up that was never in the short book
Knowing this, they could have been even worse.

>>18209340
>If you've just lost a relative, LOTR hits different.
For me it's the old Bud Spencer movies because my grandpa who died 15 years ago looked just like him. And we watched the movies together

giga dimes thread

>>18209299
>SO BRYANMIR, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BELIEVE WHAT FUCK FINISH THEY PLANNED NEXT
>I SHIT YOU NOT, A BUNCH OF FUCKIN' TALKIN' TREES DO A RUN-IN AND PUSH OVER THE HEEL'S EVIL WIZARD TOWER AND HE JUST FUCKIN' FALLS OUT OF IT AND TAKES A BUMP ON THE GODDAMN FURNITURE
>RIGHT THEN AND THERE I SAID FUCK IT, FUCK THIS, FUCK EVERYONE INVOLVED, AND TURNED OFF MY PALATIR

>>18209343
>because the director pulled out
Del Toro's original version of The Hobbit would have had amazing creature designs at least

>>18209265
THE WIZ OF WIZ'S

>>18209343
>new incoming babyface has creative control
>refuses to job to trilogy and time constraints
>drag your tired injured home town hero out of retirement to do the job
>screw him over with illogical booking and corporate tie ins
>audience leaves unhappy
promoters man

>>18209352
doesn't get any more double michaels than this, goat tag team in any media

please someone gen a pic of Meltzer looking like a goblin/orc

>>18209360
>BRYANMIR
lmao

>>18209372
It's like Jim Herd telling everyone how to book

>>18209360
now we only need someone do to Meltzer

Uhh... so umm... I've uhh... ummm... yeah *cough* I've been uhhh hearing that uhhhh Saruman is not well *cough* well liked in the fed a-a-a-at this point

>>18209379
>>18209387

>>18209373
Great movies really. Man, the old media just hits different.

>>18209258
Nah, but this is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2ZkyMcDbUQ

>massive fucking stable
>not a single dime drawn between them
The Bullet Club of Middle Earth

>>18209409
>>18209414
KEK

>>18209409
This lying fuck actually said Saruman was gonna come back with a gimmick change after Mania and feud with the cruiserweights, but oh, right
PLANS CHANGE

>>18209414
>>18209409
>I mean, it was a goblin raid. It was what it was. People can talk about the pots of gold, they can say oh back in my day we got soo much more pots of gold in our raids, but it just isn't true when you look at the data.

>>18209075
Also dying in videogames too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLWAr3TQ-S8

>>18209387
>Lookses the ratings are inescapable, this ring is quite simply a 7-star ring *GOLLUM GOLLUM* when you looks at factses there is simplyy no ring like it but no SMEEEEEAGOL sees you don't trusts us so when you takes a looks at... what you say? Smea...gol... Observeser... a dirt sheet? What's dirt, precious? GOLLUM KNOWSES RINGIES BETTER THAN FILTHY CORNETTE HOBBITSES, GOLLUM'S THE VETERAN NOT YOU, *GOLLUM, GOLLUM, GOLLUM*
>wait
>stars ratingses... where are they
>my insides connection
>AEW
>HE STOLES IT FROM US
>OUR RATINGS
>OUR VIEWERS
>OUR MAGAZINESES
>PRECIOUS
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18209414
always gives 7 stars to any matches with easterlings

>>18209435
Lmfaoooooo

>>18209343
>because the director pulled out
Del Toro was fired because his concept was completely outlandish and didn't have the feeling of LOTR movies at all, so the studio begged Hackson to return

Remember when they tried to book a female centric PPV and it bombed spectacularly?

>>18209414
>wasn't in the Haradrimdome, therefore can't be 5 Goblinstars
what a hack

>>18209449
Everything that's on an elephant gets over

>>18209454
I don't trust the studio's idea of LoTR seeing as what they focused on in The Hobbit, but idk what Del Toro's vision was

>>18209414
>blows up his own rating scale to give legolas vs collapsing stairs 7 stars

>>18209422
literally bloodline, Roman kind of looks like a brown Thorin

>>18209463
Bitchstopher Tolkienetty just wants the money, he has no passion for the business and his dad handed him the promotion

>>18209414
>it's simply unacceptable look Pelennor Fields, that was a great venue, great match, the biggest battle royale in the history of Mordor, but look the crowd just wasn't there it didn't draw shit, now Moria that had spectators that had class that's why that's a 5-star escape but Pelennor simply got overbooked and underdelivered

>>18209476
jesus christ lel

>>18209463
that was a thing?
I'm aware of that other one on Amazon
the Glow of fantasy shows

>>18209482
I looked him up and he's buried in the cold hard ground rest in piss you KWAB ass bitch

>>18209476

It’s true that 4chan boards would rather talk about anything else but what the board was originally created for

>>18209476
big kek

>>18209507
It's also true that only jannies and mods get mad about this so doing it is a net positive for the board.

>>18209507
and it's always a better discussion than the proper place for it too

>>18209507
have you seen the on-topic threads here?
but yeah generally you're right

>>18209507
this place is a hellhole where you can only talk in a civil way about old wrestling, as in 90s and older

>>18209514
Well yeah I would rather talk about video games literally anywhere else but /v/

>>18209507
you're correct, we need more console war threads

>>18209525
>both /pw/ and /v/ are constantly raided with waifucoomerspam
hmmmm

imagine coming back from the hellscape blood soaked battlefields of World War 1 and thinking yeah, i'm gonna write about elves and orcs
and it's some of the best shit of all time

>>18209482
Not even him, he lost the rights to his retarded nephews

>>18209541
middle earth is pretty much just fantasy europe

>>18209507
Some of the most fun you can have on this board is applying wrestling terminologies and contexts to other brands and franchises.

>>18209544
I take it back, Dixie Tolkien is the culprit

>>18209360
>SO RUSSION COMES UP THIS ROLLING BARREL WATER MATCH AND OF COURSE DIXFRILIN CARTHAULER APPROVES IT
>SO I'M IN THE TRUCK TALKING TO THE BOYS TRYING TO MAKE SENSE OUT OF THIS CLUSTERFUCK AND THEN SHITSTAIN WANTS POV SHOTS FROM INSIDE THE BARREL
>BRYANMIR WE'RE ALREADY PUSHING THE PRODUCTION BUDGET AND NONE OF THE BOYS CAN EVEN UNDERSTAND WHATS HAPPENING. WE'RE GONNA DESTROY THESE GUYS CAREERS OVER THIS AND HE WANTS MORE
>FINALLY I GET RUSSION AND DIXFRILIN TO CUT DOWN THE TIME
>THEN RIGHT AFTER THE MEETING WE PRESENT A UNITED FRONT TO THE BOYS AND WE'VE GOT A PLAN IN PLACE
>THEN RIGHT BEFORE, RIGHT BEFORE THE MATCH WE'RE BACK ON THE ORIGINAL TIME AND I GOTTA GET THE BOYS TO STRETCH THIS THING
>I'M TRYING TO GET SAVION TO EXPLAIN IT BUT NO ONE CAN UNDERSTAND HIS QUENYAN ACCENT SO I GOTTA BE IN THE TRUCK THE ENTIRE NIGHT TRYING TO EXPLAIN THIS MESS TO EVERYONE
>THE MATCH GOES OFF AND ITS FUCKIN ROTTEN AND I WENT BACK TO INN AND EAT 4 POUNDS MEAT WHICH WAS JUST ADDED TO THE MENU

>>18209540
Console wars on this board are far worse than the waifushitters since it's easy to filter most of their threads. I can't speak on /v/ since I haven't been there in years

>>18209525
the entire board is tranny coomers

>>18209541
Middle earth is just an allegory for the industrialization of the UK/World

>>18209560
Eh, the ratings threads aren't usually that big anymore and are very easy to filter anyway. Meanwhile waifufags take up over half of the board just to goon in a circle

>>18209571
>are very easy to filter anyway
So are the waifu threads

>>18209568
>>18209547
Well he did write a fun little jaunt for children first

>>18209578
Yes, and there's way less ratings threads than coomer generals

>>18208766 (OP)
>185+ funny comments and 50+ pictures in less than 2 hours
faith restored in this board, I thought most of you were tranny-loving trannies

the whole board is shit we know

>>18209583
Ratings threads aren't the only console war threads on this board though mate anf you're crazy if you think waifufags outnumber the console wars and slide threads.

>>18208766 (OP)
>YES BOOOOOOOOOOOOY

>>18209596
It's mostly that though, and the twitter threads where niggas try to get their dimeless tweets over

he had a short run but i wasn't expecting a heel manager to steal the show with his promos and politicking gimmick

Thanks for cheering me up bros. Shame I missed the start. :)

any of you anons played LOTRO?

>>18209614
This one is up there with the DBZ threads

He did it all for 3 stinking days of maggoty bread and a handshake

>>18208806
>the orange cassidy of middle earth
this cunt has nuclear heat with me, brother

>>18209625
i know what you mean

>>18209149
He's literally Walter except a chick hasn't buried him.

>>18209602
kek popped me

>>18209619
Thread of the Year so far for me

>>18209030
Holy fucking based. It do be like that.

Been meaning to play the Lego lotr and hobbit games, maybe I’ll dig them out and give them a shot today anons

I'M IN CONTROL HERE
AND YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME WHAT I WANT
YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS
GIVE ME WHAT I WANT
YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT
GIVE ME WHAT I WANT

>>18209651
LEGO LOTR was dimes. The Hobbit was okay but is unfinished.

Aragorn's epic sell job after kicking the helmet was actually the result of a shoot injury, in case literally anyone didn't know that

>>18209667
Yeah, isn't the hobbit lego left off at the part where you'd go and fuck with Smaug? like straight after getting to Lake Town?
I wonder why it was never finished though

>>18209105
Discussing wrestling lingo this way shouldn't be even considered off topic, it's a discussion about promos and characters at its core.

The only thing that might be off topic is the images containing non-wrestling which is the channel rules, but given that pepe's, straight up porn and whatnots get posted with a "." as a message - if I was a mod these would be considered high quality threads.

...As longs these threads are rare enough for it to be nuisance anyway.

>>18209668
Heard Frodetty talk about it on YouShoot

>>18209674
off topic gets a bit loose around here, let's be honest the take a bump threads aren't discussing Tough Enough but they're great

Someone please screencap this thread. I'm not at home and can't do it myself.

>SamGamgee from the F4W Silmaril Scroll is asking

>How big is Boromir's dick?

>>18209299
>tries to do the Mithrandir Elbow from the top of the tower
>misses, gets injuried, has to end his career
grim

>>18209689
>SamGamgee from the F4W Silmaril Scroll is asking
top fucking kek

>We must hurry, Saruman's forces will reach the Helm's Deep Arena by Nightfall
>WHAT?!

What was Aragorn's tax policy?

>>18209719
AND I'M GONNA HEAD DOWN TO THE PRANCING PONY
>WHAT
AND I'M GONNA GRAB AN ALE
>WHAT
TWO ALES
>WHAT
THREE ALES
>WHAT
FOUR ALES
>WHAT
AND THEN WASH IT DOWN WITH SOME CHEAP WINE
>WHAT

>>18209700
they told him his offence was too limited after he and Gandalf stank up the joint and he had to pop the crowd

>>18209724
he invented downside guarantees for the boys, before that they got peanuts

>>18209136
don't even get a clean finish at mt doomania

>>18209017
>Now last week, I was watching the Palantir, and I watched a 6,211 year old dragon come out here who has more loose scales than an old dwarf chestpiece, come out here and say he's still the man.

>I seen Smaug, number two, the fire-drake, come out here, who's been the butt-end of all the jokes, because he's supposed to be the treasure hoarding, fire breathing, son of a gun, but I'm sayin' one time, you shoulda took a cab, and used that money to fix your crooked, yellow teeth!

>So I had to ask myself, if the Lonely Mountain was gonna hire the fire-drake Number Two, why wouldn't they hire the real fire-drake, the original fire-drake, Glaurung? Now I know that Glaurung is dead, Eru rest his soul, but Smaug, your career is dead!

>And I know as he lays sixty feet under, he's still stylin' and profilin', 'cos when you used your little brain, and stole his name, there's one thing that you couldn't steal, and that was his class.

>So when you burned down Lake-town last night, I know I wasn't alone, 'cos the people at home, all they did, was grab the remote, and change the channel to Khazad-dum, and watch Durin's Bane, a person you and your old friends got fired from here, 'cos you're a jealous, old bastard!

>So Smaug, remember this, in this dwarf-killing business, there's never been a bigger ass-kissin', butt-suckin' bastard, in this business, but also in life, you're the biggest ass-kissin', back-stabbin', butt-suckin' bastard, and you belong where you're at, in the Lonely Mountain, because the Lonely Mountain sucks, and so do you. Me? I'm just gonna stay right here, in D-A-L-E, 4 life.

>>18209435
kek i'm dying

>>18209767
Beautiful

>>18209767
wonderful

>>18209091
I've never found Cate Blanchett to be attractive but I still want to fuck her for some weird reason.

>>18209091
SHE was the one they got for the so beautiful it makes men cry gimmick? fucking the promoter i guarantee it