>>214037254
They never should have made Grima Icebergsfriend first mate. He had no eyebrows or nautical experience

>>213732830
MODS dealt with you yet? That is quite a lot of spam

>>512944580
>Ignore this guy. This is advise to impress urbane metro woman who dont seem drawn to you

GO INTO THE RURAL INTERIOR.

Wear casual torn up clothes if you want.

The farmgirls will faun over your height and muscle

Dont wash, smell of fresh sweat covered with cheap collongne. You can be covered in dirt, it proves you are a worker

Have a decentish reliable not pricy or flashy pickup or jeep, but covered in dirt

The village maidens will flock to you

I can't believe people didn't see this guy's heel turn coming. The nigga's name is literally Grima Wormtongue

>>212542713
join the 'cord my liege

>>507748423
It really is like something straight out of a fantasy novel.

>>211534455
>Transport 10,000 orcs a day into Gondor to do the jobs lazy gondorians won't do