Thread 213720651

Jeri edition

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>>213720651 (OP)
I can't tell if the protagonist is cute or not.

this was posted earlier, so it's the main thread

>>213720691
same

>>213720691
>>213720748
She is unpleasant looking in a weird way. Maybe a bit ugly.

>>213720719
Wonder how long it was up there posing

>>213720691
She's mid it's just the hair and cutesy demeanor

>>213720651 (OP)
you just know

also, those weird ass facets on his chest are retarded

>>213720651 (OP)
why do the new aliens look so retarded. the mouth looks way off

I just wished we got a resolution to the David myth arc, even if it's in a novel or comic or something

>>213720651 (OP)
are the alien heads just black guys with dreadlocks in media literacy

>>213720759
she has a teacher look. if she were 15 pounds heavier and 10 years older, she would be hideous.

>>213720828
we will. ridley will make his magnum opus / addition to the prometheus trilogy before he croaks.

>>213720810
too smooth/clean. Looks plasticky.

how'd they get away with making it so gore filled? pleasantly surprised it's not pg-13 level stuff

>>213720834
She's the daughter of Kyle Chandler but she has cute tits , she had a nude scene in the sex pistols miniseries, portraying Chrissie Hynde

>>213720781
>>213720759

>>213720891
It's Hulu which is Disney's HBO essentially so they can get away with some stuff, Shogun also had blood. Don't expect nudity though.

post nibs

>>213720939
blue board, I cant

>>213720719
>Is that uh uh uh *gulps* a-a-a-a-a-ALIEN!

>>213720939
>>213720975

>>213721037
She has the palest nips I've ever seen

>>213721037
Our corporate overlords OWE us Nibs sexbots.

>>213720719
>"Uh, I'm so.sick of these ALEINS on EARTH bro."

>>213720691
Her face has no personality. You wouldn't remember her face unless you really studied it

>>213721259
good point

>>213721037
>Yes... and don't forget to give her new body perfect honkers. This is integral to our experiment.

>Kids taken from parents
>parents told they are dead
>kids hidden away on billionaires private island
>called the lost boys

Um Epstien much

bigger mary sue?

>>213721320
He's too cool to be a villain

>>213721676
It blew my mind when I learned that Joss Whedon wrote Alien Resurrection, and that obviously Ripley-8 was River and Ron Perlman was Jayne

>>213720691
kinda looks like a locust to m- oh you mean the girl. my bad

>>213721037
Are the models fully functional iykwim?

>>213721706
he's a total cunt. the floor is more likeable

I declare Sullivan my waifu

>>213720691
>we need discount Ella Purnell!
>say no more...

Any hot scenes with the aliens in this? Like closeups of facehuggers etc

>>213722668
monsterfucker please

>>213720691
Her looks are passably attractive, I'd label her as unconventionally attractive.

I'm more intrigued by her personality, which comes off as detached and guarded. She looks like a "silently suffering" SJW type, like she keeps track of perceived transgressions against her and will unleash on someone behind a curtain with an anxiously forced smile and aggressive brows.

I don't know, probably just projecting stuff here.

Really not sure how I feel about that chest but I bet NECA are loving it

>>213721037
Nips.

>>213720828
Ridley prequels got ruined with Alien Covenant. He wanted to explore the creators and the philosophical themes but was told to shove in the alien.

>>213725836
2025: Year of Sussy

shame about the retarded woke gender studies student haircut

>>213725913
Holy fuck you people are cringe.

>>213720929
Shogun had nudity

>>213724836
Jesus christ you're projecting, for sure. Did you miss the multiple conversations in literally the first two episodes about the fact their synth bodies give them muted emotions because they no longer have hormones?

The other hybrids seem like dead weight, like their only point is to be children dramatically killed off one by one because no one had the balls to use actual kids.

>>213726168
pretty sure he's on about what she's like in interviews etc not the show

>>213726263
No, he's on about how /tv/ chose to interpret an interview that never happened. It's headcanon to justify hating a woman you know nothing about.

>>213720651 (OP)
The xenomorph looks so fucking bad.

We do agree that the Alien vs Predator timeline is the best right?

Imagine that technology existing, would you rather be
>a chromed out cyborg, still suffering like the rest of us and eventually dying as the "original" you
>a hybrid without pain or fear, basically an immortal copy of the human you once were

I'd choose to stay 100% flesh until I die and then be resurrected in a top-of-the-line body I saved up my whole life for.

>>213720719
pakistani grooming gangs colorized - Yookay '25

>>213725945
Most kissable face in scifi.

>"Fear is for animals. You are not animals."
Fucking BASED

>>213722668
there's a sick eyeball alien that necrozombies cats

>>213726900
i didn't even realise that was tim olyphant.

>>213726705
tech only works on kids

>>213726705
Ah yes, the egomaniacal option - since "you" would still be dead, what this actually means is you believe you're just so fucking amazing - statististically unlikely - that the world deserves to have you in it forever even after you've died.

A good fanedit where this was cut to be outright comedic would be much better. It's not doing a good job of mixing the tones at all.

>>213727446
>anon discovers that human beans are psychologically driven by domination
Keep going lad. You're almost approaching the realisation that procreation and children is nothing but a selfish quest for immortality too

>>213721259
all of the synths have to sell you the role of a 12 year old kid so they cripple their acting

how was the marginot a weyland-yutani ship including logo and all if they launched in 2055 and the companies only merge in 2099

>>213727805
Yeah it takes a skilled creative to turn tonal inconsistency into a synthesis that lands and feels natural. I can see the attempt being made in this show but I don't think Hawley quite pulls it off. And if you can't pull it off it's always better to just go for the one mood and nail it.

>>213728263
he's directing this show just like fucking Fargo, except he forgot that the Fargo movie was a black comedy and the original Alien is a horror movie.

>>213725945
NIGGUh i got some bad news 4 u

u gay

>>213721572
the parents were told, did you even watch the show?

>>213721037
victoria should have showed her nibs if you catch my drift

>>213721320
This anon unironically thinks Elon, Thiel, and Zuckerberg are the good guys.

>>213720651 (OP)
the girl reminds of this. from the director of alien resurrection

>>213725945
>>213725836
>>213725759
>>213725989
>>213726001
The absolute worst part of discussing any TV show are the autist who make webms of the main female lead and post them over & over. Please fuck off, incel.

>>213721065
weird because she def has negro blood

>>213720691
if you can't tell she is ugly, I still would ofc.

bros....i...want to bang the xenomoprh bros....i need a xenomorph gf

Why does search and rescue carry assault rifles?

>>213728491
Is it just me that absolutely hated this early start of the series? It felt like watching AI slop coming up with an alternative start to the original movie.

>>213728566
because they are going into an unknown (other corp) space vessel that is guaranteed to have armed security you fucking eagle spammer

>>213720651 (OP)
good for Ellen Page to get her shit together and retransition

>>213728643
I don't remember her being that smooth on the top of her head

>>213728579
yet they have not a single engineer in a team to hack/disable security

>>213728573
ITs the same shit later on.

>>213728740
how do you know? engineers can't carry rifles, because a video game told you so, kek?

>>213728764
But medics cant?

>>213728821
who said that?

>>213728525
a self insert for lezbians and feminists.

>>213728862
becasue there is no one else in this white medic scenes. in any of the scenes of them gearing up or arriving and he was never issued a rifle for some reason. He wasnt even issued a bullet west too for some reason while everyone else has one.

>>213728934
because he is a medic, retard

>>213720651 (OP)
IN evacuation scenes they only hired lol local cheap extras? I mean in main corporate building there was a slave sweat shop on first floors or something? So many browns and everyone looks like they hobos

>>213728983
>set in southeast asia (New Siam)
>WTF WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BROWNS

this is your brain on /pol/

>>213728566
Because they're in America.

>>213728957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVoDRB4HiMA
go fuck yourself then damn troll.

>>213729007
i mostly meant the clothes and overall look of this people not the race.

>>213721320
It should have been Eisenberg, for max cringe kino.
>MMMMM SYNTHS!

How the fuck is getting attacked by xenos real? Like nigga just dont be afraid and it wont care like nigga just stop pissing your pants in fear ahahaha

>>213725813
*Ruined with Prometheus, because he ripped off the first third of AvP and Ancient Aliens

Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Wendy. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her.

Wendy really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.

>>213729092
Nothing wrong with that, I wish more movies ripped off those.

>>213720719
>>French Revolution Pedos getting chopped
amazing

>>213729109
Sure, but the downside of ripping off sloppa means your planned trilogy is DOA

>>213729107
Stop forcing your retarded kinks moron. She is 6 of 10 at the fucking greatest so fuck off.

>>213725836
>>incest vibes
is the showrunner a jew?

>>213729121
where the fuck idea of them being perverts instead of just people getting drunk in costume party gets from? We can see inside when beno klilled all of them its clean apartment and they only occupy one table with food and drinks. It was normal ass fucking party.

>>213729013
isn't it set in thailand

>>213729146
Who isnt in this industry?

>>213728454
The brother talked about having a funeral for his sister. Did you even watch the show?

>>213729145
based newfag

>>213720691
Definitely a nice piece of fuck meat

>>213720719
the actors are so fucking bad

>>213729203
Because the dad covered it up. He knew she was still alive

does wendy want to f*ck her brother?

>>213729549
she's 12

>>213720719
>Alien kills everybody in 5 microseconds
>some people are bisected
>two guys just sit dead at the table
How did the Alien kill them without throwing them violently around like it killed everyone else we saw?

Why didn't the guys on the space station 'call it in'?

>>213729621
we don't know that they didn't

>>213729568
So yes

>>213729621
>mfw on my way to foil Yakub and save Greater Wakanda

How would a first nation warrior handle the Xeno?

Sage

For all the complaints about Ice Age, reminder that Ice Age has spiritually been a part of Alien since the first movie.

>>213729621
it took the apollo 11 mission 5 days to reach the moon but this guy goes from the moon to the earth in seemingly no time at all considering how surprised everyone were when the ship crash landed

a

>>213729699
apollo missions didn't burn their engines all the time

>>213729600
They died from Capitalism™

>>213729731
probably why it took them so long

>>213720722
No

>>213729752
>UPP is here
oh great

>>213729731
ok so i ran some numbers and it turns out that i was wrong and it would've taken him less than half a day to reach earth at full burn if the engines outputted the same thrust as the apollo 11 rocket engine

>>213729699
Based on what is said onscreen, the ship must have had an average speed of 123 km/sec during the 4months on the way to Earth. Maybe they were slowing down, maybe they weren't.

Who cares

>>213729784
does that include the time needed to slow down?

>>213729894
well he wouldn't be slowing down as he's crashing

Basing the xeno's sternum on a tarantula molt is kinda interestingly disgusting. Still I think the original Big Chap mogs and probably always will.

>>213729905
if it was accelerating all the way from the moon to earth it would leave a giant crater

>>213729985
well if he programmed a deceleration phase to reach a safe velocity then i would hazard a guess that it would take ~10 hours, give or take an hour, from the moon to the earth
5 hours without deceleration mind you assuming same mass and thrust as the apollo 11 rocket

>>213729807
Pretty quick calculation.
Watch any good hypersleep lately?

>>213730034
He can decelerate phase but not move 10 feet to miss the space ring?!?

I want to keep the eyeball alien as a pet
I'm sure I could tame him somehow, plus he's so cute

>NOOOO I CAN'T DO A PHOTOSHOOT WITH 2 OLDER MEN!!
*stars in film about giant penis headed alien with face rape spiders*

>>213729767
that's how it works, retard, we got 2 split threads atm, because you idiots can't follow basic rules

>>213730204
kys

>>213730219
no you, autistic fuck

>>213730324
Yes

>>213729731
Even more funny that shit crushed so fucking lightly and didnt get any burns from entering atmosphere.

>>213730346
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>>213729807
Shit rehash just like the last movie was lines of dialogue from the first 2 films and retarded mistakes like the guy bashing an egg until acid fell on him KEK! Slop nigger shit disney will just keep buying golden age lightening in a bottle IP's and turn out bong limey paki black mirror esq nonsense that got tiring 10 years ago. It's ogre for now for us ( even though this commie debating forum has been dead since the hack turd worlder niggers who run this shit show will force people to wait for 15mins to post.... retarded kikes ) Give up on TV and read good books like Asimovs titles and Roadsode picnic, watch oldy goldy films and play games like Ion Fury, Doom extermination day free mod, Quasimorph, Fallout 1, 2 and New Vegas, and watch Sam Hydes good shit. Fuck this brown injected kike run nonsense nepo baby dog shit.

>>213729929
My problem is that didnt bothered to hire someone tall as in original so elien is just a normal stunt guy in costume and IT SHOWS a lot he berely taller then fucking brother too when you leek at them laying on the floor after nigger stunned beno.

>>213730034
Computer wrote that they had problems with navigation and control when he was sitting there but im sure planned deceleration is FINE obv.

>>213730487
>>213729784
>>213729731
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>>213729621
Yes, isolation and the first three films are the most honest and retro techno when it comes to the Alien franchise. Sadly modern day jeet gooner niggers posting mid modern day B grade whores keeps cinema at an all time low. This shit is supposed to be about space truckers and colonial marines and shit.... not the same rehashed fucking idea of " le company immoral " since 199fucking2. It's boring and im tired of what another anon said in another thread of this just being like Halo with some shit maggot faggots lazy scy fy script riding on the coattails of lighting in a bottle that started back in 79. Is it just going to be this way for the rest of our lives? Jews making south park episodes dodging Israel shit and pretending to be oblivious, the mass takeover of Europe, 2 sided American politics ruled by the same kikeish masters regardless of what side you vote for. Revert to old kino you zoomers and losers, lets enjoy the rest of our summers and stop even entreating this shit. Also the ginger bitch has a photo of her pussy from vice magazine cus her dad was some limey MP who got nudes leaked KEK!

>>213728546
>actual redhead
>pale as snow
>negro blood
Huh?

Someone post the wheelchair scene please

>>213730511
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>>213728525
NIGGERS. Its over, the last true Alien was isolation. Disney owns it and the last films multiple lines from the first 2 films was fucking gay, the only saving grace it had was the same vents from the films and game. Ridley is old and retarded and we have decades of kino with film, TV, books and games. Fuck the kikes, reject the niggers. Love, the schizo

>>213729621
they couldn´t find the flight plan

>>213720651 (OP)
They stole so much btw from this episode i was expecting the table with kids to start spinning too when they transfer minds.

>>213730468
100% true. This show just confirms that you need to take the physical media pill, so that these woke retard companies don't start adding woke scenes to old movies. I'm telling you that this is coming, once they see that their shit movies like Romulus are flopping.

>>213730543
i love how they show us a recreation of first movie first and then kill them all off behind the screen.

>>213730547
Jeet in earths space emergency call center didnt get what they were saying.

>>213730543
>pic

what a shithead

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>>213720651 (OP)
Yeah the redhead has a picture of her pussy on Vice, cus her dad is a british government man and got his nudes leaked. Anyways back to the schizo rant, is every nigger here just a fucking jeet or loser or worst of the worst kike glowie? So niggers, as ive been ranting its all fucking dead.... its disney slop and anything made by fucking snob faggots about a lecture concerning life and death or why le trillionaire is bad should get their throat cut. The last true bit of this franchise was Isolation and we wont ever get an alien product of that magnitude. Someone made a great point in another thread that we have stagnated as a whole as a society and the last great human achievement was being able to land rockets. We have jews ruling the west in totality and their nepo baby whore daughters have the lay of the land and live like kings and queens compared to us peasants. We wont be making greats for decades to come, pirate it all and read good old books, play games like ion fury and forget this B grade trash made for 50 fucking year olds and teens.

what's wrong with that mass-replying retard

>>213730690
average alien fan

Sage

Do you think the alien head was diberatelty shaped like a penis or was it just an uncanny coincidence?

>>213730713
Nobody cares

>>213730565
Yes, except they aint getting a red FUCKING cent outta me boi! Pirate, burn and put on some nice cheap CD's. If its a single player game im pirating that shit, playing it and then i will buy it if its not fucking gay. But you are correct, when they show films on TV they cut scenes, Netflix has done it. The fags from always sunny apologized for fucking tv and try and wipe the episodes with the word NIGGER in em and the stupid bird doing gook and nigger face.

>>213730713
it was a happy accident

>>213730731
Shut the fuck up

>>213730713
Giger specifically uses vagina and penis forms in all his work.

Schizo thread

>>213729007
and obviously they just had to have it set it there

>>213730731
in the end you will just be forced to pirate literal shit. because nothing new is going to be any better then we get now.

>>213728566
they mention the ship was carrying alive deep space specimens like 8 times, and you see the specimens and then the specimens kill a bunch of people. i don't know what else to tell you

>>213720861
Oh hey! Something new!
Looks somewhat interesting

>>213730784
Hell i dont even bother to pirate and download new shit and just watch a stream of some screencam record of this and its enough to see how trash it is.

>>213730713
i think your birth was an uncanny concidence

>>213730713
Do you know the faintest about HR Giger's work
Yes the alien head is deliberately penis shaped
The facehugger impregnator is also deliberately vagina shaped
iirc the hole in xeno eggs were also going to be vagina-ish but someone down the production line got cold feet about that one

Shit thread

>>213730797
i mean WY knows no one else did until synth scanned ship computer bro.

>>213730570
FR my fellow goy, its such a bad fucking case of " show dont tell " and i thought with the weird flashback bits from the first episode they would have shown us the crew they blue balled us with going crazy but instead we now have that laziest setting of dystopian earth ( when in Aliens even though its set decades into the future we saw the conditions of a hospital and Ripley living in an apartment ) I just want my normal people seeing a FUCKING alien and freaking out and making makeshift weapons and acid on their skin and some screaming metal teethed space nigger with a extra pair of jaws for that sweet sweet release when you nut and she keep sucking yo

>>213720719
>I'm a soldier train to shoot and kill and this is my first 5 minutes of service
Literally suicide by xenomorph...

>>213730827
Stfu

>>213720861
Since when did aliens make a cocoon to grow and dont just shed skin like before?

5th episode is a flashback to the aliens escaping on the ship

Dead thread

I like it so far, minus children being in adult bodies of course. I'm not gay (I swear) but Timothy Olyphant is incredibly attractive

>>213730853
>Nothing happens because anyone who watched the first few episodes already knows the alien got out and killed everyone but George Droyd who crashes the ship.
Yay filler.

>>213730821
>>213730869
trvke, we should move to the other thread, which is the real one

>armor plated killing machine
>wipes out hundreds of dudes in seconds
>conveniently leaves the main cast unharmed multiple times

Dogshit writing

>>213730830
he could have just jump back and shoot like in the aliens when they see that beno in crawling the ceiling. But ehh. IN romulus single gun killed so many of aliens so i guess they cant show us that alien is that weak.

Also specially love how MC dumb ass brother slowly puts a gun in slow mo when beno jumps clearly past him. and then gets up to grab the gun again and fails.

>>213729146
They were obviously (and may I add cowardly) trying to defuse the incest vibes asap. The indian tells her brother that shes his sister like a minute after they meet just to ruin the potential incest

>>213730690
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>>213730743
Aw is da widdle kike baby sad. Why dont you go hop on your dads husbands nut you gay fucking retard. This site has been dead ever since they thought they could get away with making people wait 15 minutes to post, getting their details and money and everything being leaked. Go cry about capitalism you blue haired toad, take a shower <3

>>213730853
we've already seen that movie, all the copies of that movie and played it in video game form for the past 50 years. do we really have to sit throught it again?

>>213730919
No

>>213730827
yeah they could have spend time of whole first episode or dont show anything at all and just show the ship crush to then make a full episode dedicated to telling what happened on the ship later. BUT WE NEED TIME TO TALK ABOUT RETARDED KIDS AND SPERM AND BOOBS

lame

>>213730879
Id become gay for a night with him

Gay

>>213730919
get a trip so I can filter you, fag

>>213730784
>>213730804
Gents its getting to the point where im not gonna bother watching anything new, hell even most theater now is fucking lazy. But we have DECADES of great shit, the best shit. Books, tv, film, games, board games and outside shit like camping, golf, fishing and smoking that fish.... hell i could go on for hours. But us fellow frens and annons can evolve in a world such as this cus if this is truly what they have to offer, then its all ripe and fresh to be snatched away and put in OUR coffers, not theirs. Viva la resistance.

>>213720651 (OP)
I LOVE HER AND WANT HER ON MY DICK

>>213730992
kys schizo

>>213720651 (OP)
>>213720722
what a shit general

>>213730909
thats why first 2 is so great. In first alien was alone and just stalk and play safely and in second one toon of aliens were killed but they still were winning in the end. With that we both can see horror of aliens and the actual combat ability of marines too. So them losing is that much impressive. AND makes the ripley dive into hive that much heroic.

>>213730909
no it makes sense because it exclusively targets people who are afraid and the main cast arent like the cybernigga

jeet thread

>>213730821
>>213730847
>>213730869
Aw is da fat widdle smewwy man chiwd onmly sense of purpose same fagging and getting angwy when people go on what ever fucking thread they want XD Have sex

>>213730992
>smoking that fish
Damn you now i want to eat homemade smoked fish.

>>213731055
no u

>>213730917
would it really even be incest given shes a machine copy of his sister rather than his real sister

Your thread sucks OP

>>213731075
Shut up

>>213730487
They started using manlets after Alien, but at least they were slim. This new suit actor is bulky.

>>213730951
YES MY BROTHA PREACH TO THESE INSECT MINDED CREATURES WE CALL ANONS! Its insane, with the budget they have that it is truly this gay. But on another thread someone said this is an attempted mish mash of Blade Runner and Alien, what I really think is going on is that this is a pool of talent that they are trying to force on us for future cinema. A good test of quality is if there are too many british people on an american production its going to suck fucking asshole, and sometimes its the same vice versa.

>>213730819
I just looked up that guy's pictures and I'm kind of shocked. He was really blatantly making everything sexual. What a pervert!

Whatever

>>213731116
Shut up fag

>>213731080
its you're

>>213731141
No

.

>>213731153
yes

The childish shit is really fucking bad.

>>213731176
Nope

>>213731179
Stfu

>>213731193
uh huh

>>213731235
Kys

Dead

>>213731235
Bye

Anyone think Wendy will become a full on cold hearted synth abandoning her humanity where as black cyborg will grow a conscious and end up defending people like Hermit.

Also the boy genius is definitely gonna try do some mind swap with an Alien into a synth body or something

>>213731385
No

>>213729107
based

>>213731424
Cringe

>>213731322
>>213731104
>>213731043
>>213731000
>>213730910
Still here nigger, but I popped on over to your gay lame assed beta tier thread and will take their latest observation. Yes, it is like soma and the injection they give in the flashing scenes is clearly a lethal injection given to the kids once their soul is COPIED into the cyborg. Also I hate niggers, jeets and kikes and you should all watch old media, books and tv and play games like ION FURY, DOOM MOD EXTERMINATION DAY, QUASIMORPH, FTL ( it rocks ) HEAVY BULLETS. Also why the fuck would you care who goes where on this Tibetan basket weaving forum, is this dog shit site thats on life support all you have left?

>>213731462
Touch grass

>>213728573
I liked it because it actually made me feel like watching an Alien movie.

>>213731478
Sex, try having it.

>>213731611
no u

>>213729621
I dunno man, you tell me
>why did the ship not explode on re-entry into the atmosphere?
>why did the ship not hit the ground with the force of a million suns (like that pajeet plane from last month)?

>>213731630
Unless this is like two competing groups of turd worlders fighting for the most interaction for probably less than $40, why would you care or be mad that people are on another thread?

>>213731672
Meds

>>213731104
They were using shadows and shiet to hide the aliens mostly in ALiens. Unlike this trash where they show it in full retarded glory.

Just look at this fucking scene. Alien is fucking jumping who knows where not even trying to hit the guy the guy fucking dodges NOTHING and slowly puts the fucking gun on the ground FOR NO FUCKING REASON.

I just dont understand how the FUCK you can make this so stupid?

>>213730879
We can only hope that our hairlines will be that crisp when we get older

>>213731668
lol jeets burning up and dying gibs me the funnies. But yes, we know because its trash that was written via comity and is riding off of the soul of the first 2 films and isolation. They dont care, and more likely than not its like HALO where its someones completely different idea but needs to wear the skin of anything alien so people will bother watching it in the first place. Also they are using this to prop a bunch of whos and most of these people are nepo babies like the GINGER ( LILY NEWMARK ) THAT HAS PHOTOS OF HER PUSSY ON VICE MAGAZINE. Who cares, read and watch old shit and play old games.

>>213731751
Stfu

>>213731738
Those are plugs my goy, same with the fact they almost all have perfect teeth.

the show is pretty good so far

>>213731789
No

>>213731732
Money and jeet, or fat and loser?

>>213731778
>>213731757
>>213731732
Samefaggot XD

>>213731789

I'm not a fan of some stuff (like Wendy jumping off the cliff) but it's otherwise solid so far.

>>213731751
Meh

>>213731822
Meds

>>213731857
Wait where did you get this whole photo, i only found one with the bottom half. And yeah shes ok looking I would still creampie the fuck out of her here, shes like 23

>>213731857
Post that picture where she sucks the glass.
What a disgusting mongoloid.

>>213731857
MODS

>>213731858
Haha thought so nigger

>>213731994
You're literally brown

>>213731857
>>213731907
Never mind I found it, lucky for this whore she can do shit like this for the rest of her life and live free without any kind of consequences. Must rock having a dad in the government and a mother who is an " artist " ( money laundering )

>>213732014
Ah yes, the ol Switcheroo. How much is slopney paying you for interaction you stinky fucking kike serving jeet?

>>213732083
Meds

>>213731907
Well its just first thing in google.

>>213720651 (OP)
Shit thread

>>213731909
Sure I got you nigger, behold the whore who can do no wrong! ( sorry about the seize, I swear this doesn't reflect on how teeny tiny my cock is )

>>213732101
Nigger are you a bot or just very lazy and jeet like?

>>213730468
holy shit, go outside

>>213732221
Kys

>>213732131
see
>>213732056

Just wanna discuss the show so click thread and it’s everyone calling each other Indian or Jew. Can’t we all get along and chill on the swearing it’s not nice guys cmon.

>>213732223
>>213732237
Yes faggot, as previously stated... have sex. And plenty of it

>>213732258
This isnt the proper general anon

>>213732258
What did you like and dislike in the first episode?

I actually was ready to nitpick it to death but ended up enjoying it.

>>213732270
Cringe

Jeet thread

>>213732258
These are just nerds getting mad and wanting everyone to go onto their thread like its some kind of competition. Im just following the previous threads and where I got told to go, but realistically this franchise is a slopney wearing a skinsuit and wont have a second season ( unless the parents of the nepo babies push for it ) It's trash and clearly someone wrote a show for something else and just tacked on the Alien universe to it. I love this shit to death, but anyone with real heart and soul KNOWS this crap will never be alien... thats why they bait people with a 1 to 1 shots and props from Alien 1979 and then it just goes in its own shitty direction. FFS where cyborgs ever even a thing until now?

>>213732360
>Gm saar

>>213732294
Thats cus you are shitting up the place lol XD The last few threads directed people here. Are you actually a jeet trying to get that pay cheque or in some weird egotistical way people flooding you your OP is like some child getting stimulated from a super liked photo on social media

>>213732392
Jeet post

>>213732327
I wonder if in her childhood photos her lips are slimmer or now in adulthood shes getting that shit injected? Lets see a photo of her mom, her dad looks really fucking jewish

Worst general ever

>>213732435
it's pretty shitty but I assure you it's far from the worst general this place has seen

>>213732429
Shut up already dude

>>213732461
Nah

>>213732407
>>213732375
>>213732350
>>213732322
This faggot is angry after 12 hours of this nigger
>>213720722
Beating them to the punch. Keep crying

>>213732511
Meds

>>213732462
" dude " have sex :)

>>213732429
Mom lips and overall face.

Nice jeet thread

>>213732545
Gross

Schizo thread

>>213720722
>>213732511
Losers

>>213732545
Maybe a bit of jeet head bobble in her blood due to being limeys, the dad looks kinda mixxed. But imma say that shes just got lip filler like the majority of hollyweird whores

>>213720691
I'm pretty sure she's ugly but the awful haircut seals the deal

>>213732632
Buddy, why even be mad?

Worst. General. Ever.

>>213732648
PUT A BRA ON GRANDMA!

i don't get it

is some angry anon trying to get this thread to bump limit so we have to use the other general?

>>213725945
>elsa prunnel at home!

>>213732728
The other one is the real general tho

>>213732728
Yeah thats what im thinking, but checking in on his thread of the same name seems like they are more interested in talking about the whores and star trek. It's ok lol, just report all of the " bad thread, jeet ect " posts and he can have his few days of time out and learn to be a good lil faggot. Maybe watch Alien 1979 or play Ion Fury and calm down a bit with the toddler manchild tantrum. This thread WAS posted 3 seconds earlier.

>>213732786
meds

>>213732830
MODS dealt with you yet? That is quite a lot of spam

>>213729121
>French Revolution Pedos
what

>>213732972
Take your meds schizo

>>213733023
Still crying cus " your " thread is dead XD

>>213720719
>the dinner party somehow didn't notice that a gigantic space ship crash landed and is partially embedded in the building they live in
Fuck all the way off.

>>213733067
Nobody cares about your shit general bro

>>213733187
Pal, I'm not the OP and if you weren't seething so hard you could pin point exactly when I came in here and started schizo posting lol. Take a deep breath, and try having sex?

>>213720651 (OP)
my hope is that they catch the Xeno and then transfer its mind into a hybrid as well, see what boy prodigy does with that

>>213733122
drugs is the answer

63 posts deleted, grim

>>213733502
That would actually be insane

Imagine a Xeno able to communicate

>>213733597
going back to 79, that was going to be the orignal ending, the alien kills Ripley and records a message imitating her voice.
also the history of the Alien back then that Ridley talked about was that the Xenos were a intelligent space fairing race that destoryed themselves and became primative/dumb again. this was in some starlog mag or similar.
i also think there were some Dark Horse comics like a decade later in the 80s that had a Xeno talking but i didn't read it.

>>213733526
He was being a major fucking faggot having the biggest cry on another thread on a new release being made lol, fuck that ugly fat fucking toad im here for a laugh not the laziest of ego trips known to man. Regardless this place was on life support with the 15 minute post time or pay and show proof of identity ( so they can sell it ) and died when it got hacked. I only ever come here to talk about good franchises I goon and coom 2 or call out Matt and Treys hypocrisy with the fact they will never talk about Israel or about The Don being subservient to the small hats. Thank you MODS, I would send a cigar and a fine $100 bottle if I knew your identity.... but heres a widdle kissy instead X

>>213733526
if its manual lol dude really needs help

>>213733656
Thats why Covenant and Prometheus is such trash.

>>213733656
Is this true, would they have been the same race as the space jokey but in baby form? And yeah the comics they have telepathy with certain humans and they kind of did that in the 4th film

>>213733757
true

>>213733705
Take your meds anon

>>213733765
no he was just pervert and Ripley was using smells and ultra sounds probably.

>>213733730
It fully was, just check out the posts here and multiple got deleted as well. Retard deserves what he got, act up and you VILL BE FORCED WID ZEE OUTSIDE GRASS TOUCH TREATMENT! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>213720901
thank you for this. Her tits are top tier

>>213733775
Sir, we post funnies here Sir. Now spread em!

>>213733765
yes its true and if i could find the article again i'd post it but i read it like 15 years ago, you'd have to track down mags before ALIENS came out and fucked thigns up

>>213733819
I mean multiple got deleted in the thread he was angry that was 3 seconds posted after this one XD
>>213720652

>>213720691
Tired starved 30 year old who looks like she never went through puberty, with a cringe toddler haircut. She has the screen presence of a stuffed animal. But that's the least of this awful show's problems. Even Timothy Olyphant sucks in this with the awful I-am-14-and-this-is-deep lines they gave him to speak aloud.

>>213733909
He has and will always suck, hes an arrogant prick IRL and cant act for shit. And hes fucking Hawaiian ew. He ruined the hitman film, tombstone is just a gay fucking soap opera and i watched one season of Justified and the gog father rocks cocks but this handsome man makes me wanna go on a spree with a ballpen hammer whilst im high on the finest of carbonated cocaine. Also this is just soulless slop riding on something that is great, which are the first 2 films in the franchise and isolation and thats about it.

>>213733819
>>213733905
Nobody cares about your Reddit drama.

>>213720691
She's like Ana De Armas' less hot but still cute little sister.

>>213720651 (OP)
I thought they were somehow going to get an entire season out of them trying to escape the ship/building, though I've basically ignored all promotional materials.

>>213734023
yet you cared enough to give me a ( you ) though lets be real, your the same faggot rocking a different IP or a faggot from the same thread working as a pair. You enjoy your time here a bit to much maybe you might need a couple of days off?

>>213729621
I am thibking it was an inside job.
Someone on thr WY ship was working for Prodigy and sabotaged it to crash into those towers.
Prodigy turned off any alert systems so it would catch New Siam by surprise and crash into those towers.
All this as a plot by Boy to get that top secret WY shipment and gain more power.

>>213734764
lol the towers XD I dont think it was a set up, i think creepy gook let em loose and Mr. George Droid made a quick decision to let the last of the crew die and preserve as much as he could without getting ganked himself

>>213731738
it's too late for me

>>213730487
a fucking manlet xeno
this is where we're at

yeah. looks that someone has been flushing his antipsychotics down the toilet

>>213734906
but how was he locked out of navigation?
seems awfully convienent for Prodigy that a WY ship crashed in the middle of their city.

>>213735099
she's so cute

>>213735099
boobs

Fish

>>213735110
Could be someone else on the ship was the actual WY spy and he thought he couldnt trust anyone. But im fairly sure he wasnt responsible for crashing it, better yet how the fuck did he survive a crash like THAT!

New bread unifying both, move here once this hits bump limit

>>213735548
>>213735548
>>213735548

>>213735551
It was probably the asian guy, my guess is he was working for a third party

>>213735684
Yeah, or a synth gone rogue due to the slavic coom bait he just couldnt get off his mind.

>Peter Pan shit
Why

>>213736007
because the children can never grow old...
i mean it's not rocket surgery or anything even a toddler would've gotten that

>>213736007
at least it's not alice in wonderland for the 1000th time

>>213736103
It would've been nice if they were a little more subtle about it instead of literally calling one Wendy, calling the group the lost boys and showing Peter Pan clips.

>>213736120
true

>>213730090
What was the space ring? Maybe it was from an other company and was a planed fuck you corporate banter.

>>213730713
It's supposed to be scary dangerous and sexual, you should feel afraid for your life and the possibility of being raped before being killed.

>>213736494
it's for mass ftl travel between established systems

>>213736494
I thought it was where they were supposed to dock.

>>213730909
Read or get spoonfed about Alien Labyrinth comic.
tl;dr: Aliens can read minds but don't understand the minds so there are a lot of random misinterpretations that make the Alien not be logical or predictable predatory wise.

>>213720651 (OP)
>>213720748
>>213725836
>>213725851
>>213725945
WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS HAIRSTYLE?

>>213736652
BPD and ecstasy, conceited with low self steem

>>213736652
The Joan of Arc

>>213728573
It felt like parts of a flashback episode slated to happen later in the run that they had to chop into the opener because test audiences said it didn't feel enough like alien.

>>213737224
Ask it what emotion she's expressing in that picture

Prequel to explain the wheat when?

>Prometheus has scientists claiming the Engineers are 100% DNA match for humans
>wheat showing up on their planets is too mysterious
kek

>>213720691
gay

>>213738297
it was insane how hard covenant mindbroke certain anons lol

Why do normies dislike this show?

>>213738340
lol, we had lots of fun on the board

>>213738453
>replies: 333

top kek

>>213738453
>>213738492

I might have overhyped it just a little bit kekeke, but the threads were fun.

>>213738453
it was a different time

>>213734764
Look up the Dancing Yutanis.

>It's got to be its own thing. There's touchstones, there's references. I mean, [it was the] same on Fargo of saying, 'All right, I'll take a little Lebowski, I'll take a little of this tone of voice, or this element. And the fact that in the James Cameron movie, you had Newt and Bill Paxton, and she's a child who acts like an adult, and he's an adult that acts like a child.

>And you think, 'OK, well, that tone of voice is there, right?' So now, when you have these adults who are acting childish, you're like, well, that voice is in Alien already.

https://movieweb.com/alien-earth-noah-hawley-record-straight-canon/

>>213720719
I did not expect that. Not a bad first spoiler for me though. It's interesting that the Xenomorph won't have to carry all the action this time as far as hostile lifeforms.

>>213739007
based

>>213720719
does someone have the webm of Aliens where it's in the wall behind the marines and does the same thing?

>>213739456
yeah

>>213739472
can you post it kek

>>213739514
i don't name my files so this may take a minute

>>213739007
>Now, Hawley says that the series takes place within its own timeline, without necessarily following the rules of the previous movies.
>Hawley explained that Alien: Earth is "its own thing." Alien: Earth isn't as canon as we all thought

That's retarded. Big time retarded.

>>213739754
have you listened to the commentary for Aliens?

newt's actress talks about this line and it's hilarious

>>213739930
Yeah, but remind me. Didn't she say she felt weird about it, because of the two "mostly"? Later on she learned to like it. Don't remember if it was the commentary or an interview though.

>>213740026
all her friends would quote it at her relentlessly to the point it drove her crazy

but yeah later she learned to love it

wait, there's a skeleton inside it all along?

>>213729203
You obviously didnt because in that same scene she tells him her father knew and had to keep it a secret

what are the tubes on the xeno back for?

>>213720719
real city life

>>213725945
Idk bros female elliot page is kinda cute

>>213740544
wut

>>213740071
Kek

>>213740337
They are called dorsal spires or dorsal tubes. In the main canon there is nothing, but in secondary (books, comics, games) there is a lot. The tl;dr: while no one knows for sure, scientists in universe think they have two functions 1 - they are part of the breathing process and act as filters in dirty environments, including water, which explains how the xenomorphs can swim underwater for long periods and 2 - they filter useful organic and inorganic elements from the air and feed/give energy to the xeno, plus, useful materials for its carapace armour and for stuff it secretes like saliva and hive resin

>>213740719
>spires

spines* ffs

>>213740275
my fucking dick, she's so hot bros

>>213740275
I miss her

>>213740275
>>213740768
>>213740828
I really wanted her to get back with her ex and have a happy ending on that independent planet. We can't have nice things in the Alien-verse.

>>213740719
so it can kinda feed through them?

>>213740893
Yeah among other ways like eating food or leeching electricity from the grid. It's versatile.

>>213740871
No happy endings allowed. Learned that from Hicks and Newt.

>>213728491
Could do with a show that depicts some normal space trucker stuff, and then the alien stuff would be more effective by contrast. We don't have the media environment to make that work though.

>>213729621
The crash makes sense if you assume that Weyland-Yutani deliberately broke all kinds of rules in order to get their alien species samples back to Earth intact.

>>213720861
>pussy
>penis

bravo nolan.

Does Wendy fart? Asking for a friend

>>213740275
>Romulus was b-ACK

>>213741035
does she eat?

>>213741035
Yeah but you need to install one of those Glade sprays first

>>213740871
Rain and her whole family line will keep running into xenomorphs now.

>>213741169
No and why are people who never saw the show in this general

A year after botting out she watches her brother eat and goes "I miss food."

Think they'll go full 'Westworld' and set something in the distant space future with Ripley, Rain, Call, David, Shaw, etc re-instanced as 'hybrid synthetics'?

>>213741232
I'm a wikifag, I don't watch anything
didn't David eat?

>>213741232
and Nips said she misses bathing
a bit sad desu but I imagine their bodies are waterproof

>>213741271
hope not, that sounds retarded... which means they are probably considering it

>>213741285
David also wears a spacesuit helmet in spite of explicitly mentioning that he doesn't need it, and says he does that to make humans more comfortable

>>213741311
god she's unpleasant looking

>>213741329
he was eating while everyone else was in hypersleep though, so it can't have been for verisimilitude only

>>213741339
god you're a faggot

don't split the fucking thread again

>no one makes a new thread in fear of splitting
>thread autosages into oblivion
>no more general

and don't put wendy in the fucking OP, that bitch is repulsive

I hate you guys so much sometimes kek

ffs

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