Thread 18240805

Why is this making e-drones meltdown? It's fucking awesome. It's like if Dragon Ball Z were real.

You know why. If it happened on Raw they would be queefing uncontrollably like when Penta spams canadian destroyers for a two count, their favorite now!

I feel no reaction at all

>>18240827
>>18240805 (OP)
You are two niggers who want anime like the pedophiles u r

>>18240805 (OP)
whoa just like a marvel movie or video game so cool

>>18240805 (OP)
Eh I think it's kind of cool. The reason I won't watch AEW isn't because of the wrestling. It's because I don't like the general vibe of the show, and I despise most of their fans.

Gotta scoot into position to take this last hit hol up

>>18240805 (OP)
Flawless execution, this is what real wrestling looks like.

>>18240805 (OP)
Wow, this is actually a good version of the flippy shit cluster fuck spot.

>>18240844
>muh vibes
kys zoomtard

>>18240805 (OP)
E-chad here
I'll give credit where it's due: at least they didn't do their gymnastics routine in slow-motion like I've seen from other GayEW flippy-shit webms, so there's that

>>18240833
nah that's you pEdo chomos . WWE is under investigation by the FBi.

>>18240870
It's important. The edgy "we just don't give a FUCK" atmosphere is extremely off-putting to me. And the storylines have been horrible when I've watched, though I've heard it's gotten better. I don't mind the wrestling though. Some of those guys are really talented.

I thought it was pretty cool. I think the edibles started hitting round about then desu

>>18240838
Are you being sarcastic? Fuck you! e-drones are joyless miserable pieces of shit you can'\t enjoy anything because wwe fucking sucks cock and is run by jews and pedos just take a look at a e-drone experiecning cognotive dissonece in real time >>18239940

>>18240805 (OP)
This camera angle fucking sucks why did they keep using it

>>18240805 (OP)
That's the gayest shit I've ever seen anon. Why are you showing me this?

>>18240805 (OP)
It looks like a special olympics gymnastics routine. No man that ever touched a vagina would be a fan of this shit.

>>18240805 (OP)
I think it's a cool sequence. Any mistiming and it all falls apart. Glad they pulled it off.

>>18240901
>The edgy "we just don't give a FUCK" atmosphere is extremely off-putting to me.
yeah you should probably stick with your children's slop then, lots of bright primary colors and slime to hold your attention

>>18240919
Not enough jump cuts for ya?

>>18240944
but anon, you've never touched a vagina

>>18240942
go watch jelly roll and jake paul you faggot e-drone

>>18240805 (OP)

How do you get mad a wrestlers actually doing cool shit to entertain you for your money's worth? Would you rather 15 minutes of chinlocks and rest holds?

>>18240944
go watch randy boreton and jelly roll fight logan paul and mr. beast you faggot pig e-drone.

>>18240805 (OP)
MY GOD... the flips... the no sells.... the anime poses... A spectacular no sequence of not drawing a single dime!

>>18240844
>AEW
>edgy
kek what's fucking edgy about it?
it's the same toned down cable tv slop you get on WWE

>>18241041
but enough about wwe

>>18240986
>This camera angle is so far away I can't tell what's happening
>WWE out of nowhere
Squeal for me hog

>>18240805 (OP)
Because they can't have this on their shows. They get Jellyroll LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FAT ASSES

>>18240805 (OP)
>Why is this making e-drones meltdown?
that's just their natural state, they're always mad as long as AEW exists

>>18240805 (OP)
REAL wrestling is restholds, ONE high spot, a couple of signature moves, and a finisher. This is utter nonsense.

>>18241097
KEKAROOOOOOO

>>18241024
well said

>>18241082
>Mention jumpcuts
>Immediately thinks WWE
Yeah... IRDBLT

This is embarrassing. Imagine having a girl over your place and putting this on the tv. She would dry up immediately and probably think you're gay (and would be right)

>>18241135
I had a fuckbuddy who would suck my dick on the weekend while I watched Collision, so you're just objectively wrong. She never watched wrestling before, she ended up really liking Timeless Toni.

>>18241008
Dilate tranny. This board would be a better place if not for freaks like you around these parts.

>>18240805 (OP)
>Dragon Ball Z
Call me when they make Trumpen Vote Q

>>18241203
KEK THIS DRONE IS GOTTEN TO!

>>18241212
>KEK THIS DRONE IS GOTTEN TO!

>>18241244
Don't care. AEW is fucking gay. Still Tony btw.

e-swine aren't doing so good. im worried they may begin to lash out.

>>18240805 (OP)
>get hit by a move
>don't sell
>hit a move
>instantly look over for the next spot
it's just sloppa. It makes all the moves look weak and shit and it's too choreographed

>>18240805 (OP)
Grab your partner dosey doe
Grab your partner head to the floor
Grab your partner dosey doe
Grab your partner now head to the floor

>>18240827
I fucking hate penta almost as much as I hate seff and I want him deported back to gayEW. he fucking sucks

>>18241024
Its drew and Logan which is a based combo and i dont care what you faggot circus fans think

>>18241331
This. In kayfabe the bucks must have the weakest super kick in the business. It only took Shawn 1 to put down most people, they need like 50

>>18240805 (OP)
reminder none of this gay shit ever happened in Dragon Ball Z. The fights in that series were outright manly fists, kicks and beams. No fucking ballet or cartwheels, or gay counters. If someone hit you in DBZ, you took it with the face like a man and then responded

>>18240827
Drones used to love Adam Cole too

>>18241365
it's not even like it's jackie chan either. Jackie Chan and the other stunt guys would sell shit. He would hit them and they would go down or he would get hit and you would see him sell or be in pain for the rest of the fight. this is modern sloppa where no one ever sells

>>18240805 (OP)
I'll take Dustin crying like a baby cos he won the AEW equivalent of his dad's NWA TV title in TX, knowing Sashaschizos lose their fuckin minds and Magnum AP slam 'you don't know me' like Bubba Ray smashing Keibler through a table then shoot choking the Plumber than paying $500 for the same fuckin seat in Bham that I paid $40 during Stone Cold Bex period for singalongs and yeet shit. Not to mention that shit they called a retirement match. Goldberg was shoot apologizing for accepting the offer to embarrass the shit out of himself AGAIN when Haitch and NBC cut his ass off for a rerun of Law or Order or some similar shit. Fuck drones and their millennial whoop theme song shit.

>>18241439
The $500 is for the g'dam Raw show tomorrow. I'd hate to know WTF some rich casual paid to be in the former Omni (yes, I KNOW it was tore down. I was 25 when they opened Phillips (the current State Farm) Arena) for that late-term abortion they had last night

>>18240805 (OP)
>50 superkicks
>No sell everything
>No sell canadian fucking destoryers
>pass out after clothesline

This is retarded. It just looks like backyard shit where nothing looks real or impactful.
Wrestling is supposed to have weight not look like a fucking gymnastics routine

>>18241439
Is this English?

>>18240805 (OP)
the only problem with this is the part before the canadian destroyers but it is what it is

>>18241499
It's called digression during a rant, fucktard. Who the fuck pays attention to grammar in a shitpost. Do you have to shoot astroglide up your ass just to take a shit or you just a fuckin Sheldon?

kek wwe fucking sucks!

>>18241531
kek this illiterate tranny do be crying tho

>>18241439
Based

>>18240838
Yeah which wrestling basically is lol
Especially to normies, in fact normies think wrestling is even more lolcow than anime or video games nowadays.

>>18241082
HE DIDN'T EVEN MENTION WWE LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18240805 (OP)
>It's like if Dragon Ball Z were real.
Of course gAyEWtists are animefags, this makes perfect sense!