You know why. If it happened on Raw they would be queefing uncontrollably like when Penta spams canadian destroyers for a two count, their favorite now!
>>18240805 (OP) Eh I think it's kind of cool. The reason I won't watch AEW isn't because of the wrestling. It's because I don't like the general vibe of the show, and I despise most of their fans.
>>18240805 (OP) E-chad here I'll give credit where it's due: at least they didn't do their gymnastics routine in slow-motion like I've seen from other GayEW flippy-shit webms, so there's that
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:31:04 PM No.18240890
>>18240833 nah that's you pEdo chomos . WWE is under investigation by the FBi.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:32:05 PM No.18240901
>>18240870 It's important. The edgy "we just don't give a FUCK" atmosphere is extremely off-putting to me. And the storylines have been horrible when I've watched, though I've heard it's gotten better. I don't mind the wrestling though. Some of those guys are really talented.
I thought it was pretty cool. I think the edibles started hitting round about then desu
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:33:31 PM No.18240915
>>18240838 Are you being sarcastic? Fuck you! e-drones are joyless miserable pieces of shit you can'\t enjoy anything because wwe fucking sucks cock and is run by jews and pedos just take a look at a e-drone experiecning cognotive dissonece in real time >>18239940
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:33:37 PM No.18240919
>>18240805 (OP) This camera angle fucking sucks why did they keep using it
>>18240805 (OP) I think it's a cool sequence. Any mistiming and it all falls apart. Glad they pulled it off.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:40:05 PM No.18240981
>>18240901 >The edgy "we just don't give a FUCK" atmosphere is extremely off-putting to me. yeah you should probably stick with your children's slop then, lots of bright primary colors and slime to hold your attention
How do you get mad a wrestlers actually doing cool shit to entertain you for your money's worth? Would you rather 15 minutes of chinlocks and rest holds?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:43:24 PM No.18241024
>>18240944 go watch randy boreton and jelly roll fight logan paul and mr. beast you faggot pig e-drone.
>>18241082 >Mention jumpcuts >Immediately thinks WWE Yeah... IRDBLT
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:52:48 PM No.18241135
This is embarrassing. Imagine having a girl over your place and putting this on the tv. She would dry up immediately and probably think you're gay (and would be right)
>>18241135 I had a fuckbuddy who would suck my dick on the weekend while I watched Collision, so you're just objectively wrong. She never watched wrestling before, she ended up really liking Timeless Toni.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:59:59 PM No.18241203
>>18241008 Dilate tranny. This board would be a better place if not for freaks like you around these parts.
>>18240805 (OP) >get hit by a move >don't sell >hit a move >instantly look over for the next spot it's just sloppa. It makes all the moves look weak and shit and it's too choreographed
>>18240805 (OP) Grab your partner dosey doe Grab your partner head to the floor Grab your partner dosey doe Grab your partner now head to the floor
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:16:54 AM No.18241342
>>18240827 I fucking hate penta almost as much as I hate seff and I want him deported back to gayEW. he fucking sucks
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:17:47 AM No.18241351
>>18241024 Its drew and Logan which is a based combo and i dont care what you faggot circus fans think
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:19:09 AM No.18241363
>>18241331 This. In kayfabe the bucks must have the weakest super kick in the business. It only took Shawn 1 to put down most people, they need like 50
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:19:17 AM No.18241365
>>18240805 (OP) reminder none of this gay shit ever happened in Dragon Ball Z. The fights in that series were outright manly fists, kicks and beams. No fucking ballet or cartwheels, or gay counters. If someone hit you in DBZ, you took it with the face like a man and then responded
>Everything Logan Paul does is highly rehearsed and he has no actual talent
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:21:12 AM No.18241387
>>18241365 it's not even like it's jackie chan either. Jackie Chan and the other stunt guys would sell shit. He would hit them and they would go down or he would get hit and you would see him sell or be in pain for the rest of the fight. this is modern sloppa where no one ever sells
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:25:40 AM No.18241439
>>18240805 (OP) I'll take Dustin crying like a baby cos he won the AEW equivalent of his dad's NWA TV title in TX, knowing Sashaschizos lose their fuckin minds and Magnum AP slam 'you don't know me' like Bubba Ray smashing Keibler through a table then shoot choking the Plumber than paying $500 for the same fuckin seat in Bham that I paid $40 during Stone Cold Bex period for singalongs and yeet shit. Not to mention that shit they called a retirement match. Goldberg was shoot apologizing for accepting the offer to embarrass the shit out of himself AGAIN when Haitch and NBC cut his ass off for a rerun of Law or Order or some similar shit. Fuck drones and their millennial whoop theme song shit.
>>18241439 The $500 is for the g'dam Raw show tomorrow. I'd hate to know WTF some rich casual paid to be in the former Omni (yes, I KNOW it was tore down. I was 25 when they opened Phillips (the current State Farm) Arena) for that late-term abortion they had last night
>>18240805 (OP) >50 superkicks >No sell everything >No sell canadian fucking destoryers >pass out after clothesline
This is retarded. It just looks like backyard shit where nothing looks real or impactful. Wrestling is supposed to have weight not look like a fucking gymnastics routine
>>18240805 (OP) the only problem with this is the part before the canadian destroyers but it is what it is
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:33:27 AM No.18241531
>>18241499 It's called digression during a rant, fucktard. Who the fuck pays attention to grammar in a shitpost. Do you have to shoot astroglide up your ass just to take a shit or you just a fuckin Sheldon?
>>18240838 Yeah which wrestling basically is lol Especially to normies, in fact normies think wrestling is even more lolcow than anime or video games nowadays.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:45:19 AM No.18241666
>>18241082 HE DIDN'T EVEN MENTION WWE LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:46:01 AM No.18241671
>>18240805 (OP) >It's like if Dragon Ball Z were real. Of course gAyEWtists are animefags, this makes perfect sense!