Thread 18277757

It's The Fallout From A Monumental And Historic All In Texas!...
AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from Byline Bank Aragon Ballroom in Chicago, IL
8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!

>We'll Hear From New AEW World Champion Hangman Adam Page LIVE!
>AEW World Champion Hangman Adam Page, Mark Briscoe, & Powerhouse Hobbs vs. Death Riders
>AEW Women's World Champion Timeless Toni Storm Victory Speech
>And More!

All 4 women!
All 4 women!

do they really win $100k?

YOU JUST GOTTA LOVE WILLOW

>>18277768
They owe me sex

>>18277778
What do you think nigger

bitchtits lost

Willow gets me hard boys

>skipping gamethread numbers from one to four
>small and grim venue
another bad week

there it is, the chocolate kisses! lol

I always forget how small Thelka is. She is probably fun to fold in half

Thekla is such a tight little piece

THEKLA IS TINY!

Man the womens roster of AEW is something good to look at, maybe the drones are right

All 4 of these women, in one bed, pleasuring each other as only women can.

Need it or keep it?

>>18277778
Obviously how could they advertise it if not

Thekla got a handful of Animata's ass there

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME NOT HER

Thekla is so cool

I would love to be dominated by that spider lady

rovert lost

>>18277797
she would fold you in half and fuck you in the Amazon position, faggot
...and you'd love it. shit I would

Aminata gets many women to touch her butt

>>18277802
Tiny and tight as fuck

has thekla even said a single line on tv yet?

I like Thekla's gear

>>18277820
women like that prefer to be dominated anon. you gotta man up.

>>18277806
This is why faggot drones prefer the fed

>>18277788
this but I smell her feet as well

bros I gotta watch the new episodes of the summer I turned pretty after dynamite

>>18277836
What is there to say

>>18277767
One dollar at a time

>>18277852
N

>>18277788
She looks like she stinks up the restroom after a night out drinking with the girls

I got called a honky at the gas station today.

>>18277833
they should cast Kenny as Sagat

>>18277833
>Alex spring 2026

Guess I’m not buying street fighter 6 till next year

>>18277859
why were you honking

>>18277820
many people are saying this

>>18277842
My fantasy is she's bi so my wife can eat her out while she sucks my cock

Is Tony actually going to give the winner the money?

>the spider has core strength
based lore

>>18277858
Damn imagine the protein dumps.

Just noticed that nipple chain on Thekla’s gear, holy smokes bros

>>18277842
You know what, you might be right, next time I hook up I'm going to act extra dominant and see what happens, thanks Anon you have inspired me

Thekla is really small

SPIDER STYLE!

go off queens

>>18277885
you're gonna catch rape allegations, bitches are real sensitive these days

Who's more attractive:

Thekla or Lady Gaga?

I love this little spider

>>18277901
>who is more attractive a Jew or an Austrian
You tell me

based stat

kris heel tactics

>>18277901
Gaga

willow just concussed the fuck out of thekla lol

Thekla looks like a little girl. Creepy

>>18277859
kek what a honky bitch

>>18277778
They really do (in kayfabe) ;-)

What your guys opinion about new tnt champion Dustin Rhodes?

Explain why interrupting the referee's count stops it? Her hand still hits the mat a third time.
Is it in the rulebook that the mat has to be slapped?

MISTED

holy based Thekla working with the Sisters of Sin

>Julia keeps her hat on when rolling in

ha ha what the fuck

her shoulder was up

SKYR BLUE ASS

KEK BASED SPIDER GIRL WON

SEXLA wins

NEED juilia to spit on me

I can feel the downswing on this show

>>18277923
He is a legend

want the toxic spider to curb stomp me while julia hart and sky blue laugh at my tiny pud

Welp, Kween is getting deported.

BASED ASS MATCH

slimed

bringing back the misting, TK lost his damn mind.

>>18277923
It was the right call to let him take the win for the home state pop, but if he still has that belt after forbidden door they're fucking up

>Pushes her opponents shoulder up off the mat while she pins
Lmao no refunds on Kekla

>>18277859
honk honk ya honky

>>18277923
Dustin Rhodes will soon be hitting the old dusty road via Fletcher

Lame Thekla doesn't need a stable she should just get the belt and beat everybody

Thekla will send home that money to her spider family

Call me a mark if you want but....................do they shoot get payouts for these matches?

>>18277923
The best Rhodes to have held the title.

>>18277884
she hella freaky ahh European bitch

>>18277956
Its womens wrestling, its not that deep nigga

>Thekla, Skye and Julia teaming up
So much sexo!

all these flat bitches need implants

Thekla promo soon

>>18277964
no

>>18277971
NO THEY DON'T

>brace your urethra for turbulence
what

>>18277964
With TK who knows

>>18277969
>its womens wrestling
No it's a shitty wrestler. I've seen countless women's matches, AEW and WWE, where the wrestlers in it are competent enough to understand the concept of a pin

>>18277964
No guy.

>>18277971
Why so they can end up soulless plastic dolls like tiffany straton??? Fuck off edrone

100k White claw fund.

>>18277981
nigga literally who cares

Goth Aminata incoming?

Liam Neeson... Leslie Nielsen...

>>18277981
You're a grade A faggot

>>18277964
Maybe

>Skye Blue is a redhead now
Lame, she was prettier blonde

TONI :D

>>18277981
Pobody's nerfect

>>18277991
>Who cares that this wrestling is shitty
Christ

SHE LOOKS RAVISHING MY GOD

Oh no they're going to Lincoln Toni from that balcony

BASED Toni

>>18277971
Go to bed grandpa

I'm getting a lot of mixed feelings with these rhymes

LUL SO SEXUAL xD

Hole and adore aren’t even close to rhyming??

>>18278003
>NOO HER SHOULDER WAS OFF THE MAT MY LE HECKIN WRESTLERINOS ARE RUINED!
you're a faggot

Lmao Timeless Toni in the peanut gallery

>>18277994
Simp harder

THAT FILTER WITH THE RED DRESS IS KINO

Bros are we ending the show in shenanigans and an overrun? Or a clean finish?

this hoe needs to go

SLUT
WHORE
BITCH
SKANK
TRAMP

Toni's slight mispronunciation of names is over with me

so where does Merces go from here, does she win it in a rematch?

this minge is cringe

>>18278017
Whore you mong

>>18278017
She said whore ya deaf retard

SIC SEMPER TYRANNUS

Fuck boys tony storm is so fucking kino

>>18278018
This is you

>>18278028
On her losing summer tour to come back in the fall with no belts and ready to put the work in brother

>>18278028
Athena will unify the belts

She is the skank I want to spank :)

slut you can’t rebut always pops me

>>18277964
TK is rich enough that he would do it for a shoot

>>18278028
Hopefully she goes to catering. and stays there.
fuck midcedes.

This Slapper is my piss break, off I go to the crapper.

>>18277949
nobody actually believes in these cash prizes right?

JUSTIFIED Luther chant!

This promo is so kino in this arena.

Toni is the perfect amount of fat

Poor Luther got his dick chopped :(

>"INTRODUCING LUTHER 2"
>It's Chuck Taylor

TITS TITS TITS

>luther gettting chants
basef japanese hardcore legend

Luther bros...

>>18278046
You mean his dad is rich enough

>>18277977
kek they should do this

do people actually like this forced gimmick?

>>18278057
yup perfect use of the venue

She's running out of things to say, running in circles

I am the only one who thinks that timeless gimmick only work on AEW? I mean, let's say something huge happens and she got to another company, the Timeless will not work there.

I'm jealous

is there a kayfabe reason toni thinks she's a golden age actress? did she get in the head or something?

TITS
>TITS
TITS
>TITS
TITS
>TITS

AMERICAN JOSHI

My guy in the box to the right has a fucking camera from 2003

Say more catchphrase or nickname Athena. Someday one will get over.

>>18278071
it's arguably the most over gimmick in the company

imagine if athena came from behind and threw toni off the balcony

>>18278071
Best women's gimmick in all of wrestling. You come off as a jealous edrone

YES BILLIE

Shes the goofy cornball negress

I NEED a Billie Starkz wife like yesterday

>>18278075
Shawn and Vince would love it, Hunter hates gimmicks

billie reminds me of my cousin

>>18278095
yeah, she's perfect

FYI: Luther broke his penis. https://www.youtube.com/live/XQLknYE5By4?t=8498s

How can WWE fumbled Athena that bad?

Billie cleans up nicely

>>18278079
Actually thats a shoot

Billie looks like a girl that you could easily have sex with but really shouldn't

BILLIE STARKZ MY CUTE AND PRECIOUS TRAILER PARK WHITE TRASH QUEEN I LOVE YOU!

>>18278071
I think it's pretty sick yeah but it took a bit to grow on me

>>18278075

It would definitely work in NXT, TNA, but maybe not main roster WWE.

>american joshi
Kek

that close up shot of toni was kino

>>18278098
Go to your local trailer park

>the american joshi
god that's embarrassing

Billie already took a lot of dick. Used goods

This bitch is basically just Joel Gertner.

Athena is such an awful promo

billie is over with me bros

also timeless toni is GOATed

Why the fuck is Athena not a top woman in AEW? I could tell 5 seconds into her promo tonight that she should be in that spot.

>>18278075
In my head I compare Timeless Toni Storm to that of like an early Goldust. The gimmick works really well because she’s lewd. Something like that can really only work in anything but WWE in 2025.

HOLY BAZONGAS

HOLY MOMMY MOTHER WAYNE

Does Toni see things in black and white?

MAMMA MIA MAMA WAYNE

BOOBA

>>18278119
She’s actually only ever had one boyfriend

Good Lord, how am I supposed to pay attention what this guy is saying.

You think Nick thinks about how he’s over because of his mom’s huge tits? I mean look at this shit.

HOLY MILKY

>>18278125
Because shes a dimeless nigger

Mama Wayne looking GOODT tonight

MOTHER WAYNE TITTA

BOOOBA!!!!

>>18278098
Based anon understanding how to pick up retarded hot chicks as wives. I did that shit years ago, for real, use that strategy irl and you'll have a comfy life

mama wayne i NEEd a suckle

booba on display

BOOOOOOOOOOOBA

HOLY MOMMA WAYNE BAZONGAS

femdom mommy wayne

THE MATRIARCH

HOLY FINNA BUSTOLA

Momma Wayne...my god.

getting incest vibes

>luther out
>mina out
>toni friendless
>billie vs toni next week
>billie vs miyu this week
>miyu wrestled toni
>miyu will help toni in the future

Nick PLEASE let me fuck your Mom

Nick Wayne about to cop those new travis scott from the plug

Stop saying champions, you idiot.

>>18278075
Yeah I've always had this in my mind as well but it works great in AEW even if it would come across as insanely out of place and unserious in WWE

GOD ALMIGHTY MAMA WAYNE'S TITS MY GOD

TITTYFUCKING MOTHER WAYNE IN THE SOAPY HOT TUB

MAMA WAYNE GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY MAMA WAYNE.

>>18278160
Penelope Ford better watch out Mama Wayne doesn't steal her man

>>18278148
Probably works at Mommy Milkers

This Nick Wayne promo is going to be longer than Okada's match btw.

Mother Wayne is to distracting I hear them talking but have no idea what they're saying

Billie Starkz was also very young when she had a belt

get this fgt off my aew

jesus nick wayne's mom's TITS are just out there right behind him

yung bussin used to be a happy kid :(

promo’s good

Holy tits

BWOOOOOOOOOM

promo gave me the vibes that both kip and mother wayne are taking turns having sex with nick

I still don't get why they brought Kip Sabian into this

momma wayne's tits are distracting I don't know what they said in that promo

Does he finna fuck his mom?

>>18278148
>>18278160

>cut a promo in front of your mom while she has her tits out
What level of sicko do I need to be in order to enjoy that nick wayne segment?

NOW AND FOREVER OHHHHH

AWOOGA

>>18278166
>Mina out

What?

>>18278200
nah that's me

RAIIIIIIIIIIIINMAKEEEEEEEER
KAZUCHIKA
OOOKAAAADAAAAAAAAAAA

>new rainmaker theme

the fuck

>>18278198
They needed someone to fill for Luchasaurus

>>18278160
>The Mammaryarch

HOLY TITS! I look forward to more Mama Wayne outfits.

>NO MORE NJPW THEME
SHITTY
SHITTY
SHITTY

What the fuck is this butt rock ass song for Okada???????

new theme???????//

unifying the belts makes sense

Okada got Def Rebel’d fuuuccckkk

Okada Ibushi for Forbidden Door

Legit so many fine ass AEW women

>>18278071
It used to be great, now it's just shouting tits

whoever made this new okada theme should be beat over the head with a ballpoint hammer

>>18278211
athena said she took mina's head

the singer for okada's new theme sounds familiar. has to be some jap singer.

>>18278215
Generic nu metal butt rock. Abysmal.

Is today the day Okada awakens?

TK better switch this shit back ASAP like with Mina

This presentation is a major clash with this building. Not a fan of it at all.

Twitter's gonna make Tony change it back like they did for Mina

Maybe if we complain again Tony will bring back his NJPW theme...

THIS FAKE LINKIN PARK OKADA THEME SUCKS ASS

This new theme is ZERO DIMES

luv lil kazu simple as

>Okada without his NJPW theme

Tony better change that shit back NOW.

Based Okada making faggots seethe with his anime opening themesong

Okada should come out to the One Piece rap

This better be a Mina Shirakawa situation and that theme is switched back at the end of this match.

Okada should've got his idol wife to make a song for him

Did tony seriously cheap out on paying for okadas music

NEW THREAD
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>>18278264

I should wake up tomorrow to Mikey Rukus having been brutally murdered. There’s no other response to thinking this song fits Okada.

At least is not Def Rebel-tier slop like the Mina one

>>18278129
yes, or in sepia tone

Did Okada get in shape or is it just the outfit?

>>18278272
many people are saying this

Oh, are they gonna try with Okada now?

>>18278148
only on wifeysworld dotcom

how many fucking belts does this company have Jesus christ

HEEEY SWAAAAV

What's the point of creating the one belt when they're still gonna be carrying the other 2 belts?

Okada not looking away from har cam

SWEERRRVVAA YOU BICCHHH

do black people even go to AEW events? it's a sea of bernie voters.

>>18278185
I looked it up Billie Starkz was 19 years 3 months 28 days when she won ROH Women's World Television Championship

Nick Wayne was 19 years 9 months 7 days when he won ROH World Television Champion.

>Swerve vs Okada
D I M E S

>>18278317
I see some every now and then

looks like a dimes feud to me boys

NEWWWWWWWWW
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>>18278201
based AIKA wisdom

Okada with the perfect English

>>18278288
I believe there are now 9 total belts if they are keeping the lineages of the International and Continental championships alive in the Unified championship

>>18278301
to larp like it's the Triple Crown

>>18278252
honorary

I thought that would last longer

>>18278288
12
>AEW World Championship
>Unified Championship
>TNT Championship
>Continental Championship
>International Championship
>Tag Team Championship
>Trios Championship
>Women World Championship
>TBS Championship