It's The Fallout From A Monumental And Historic All In Texas!...
AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from Byline Bank Aragon Ballroom in Chicago, IL
8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!
>We'll Hear From New AEW World Champion Hangman Adam Page LIVE!
>AEW World Champion Hangman Adam Page, Mark Briscoe, & Powerhouse Hobbs vs. Death Riders
>AEW Women's World Champion Timeless Toni Storm Victory Speech
>And More!
do they really win $100k?
YOU JUST GOTTA LOVE WILLOW
>>18277768They owe me sex
>32 oz prime rib candlelit dinners with potato and wine and handholding with Statlander
>>18277778What do you think nigger
>skipping gamethread numbers from one to four
>small and grim venue
another bad week
there it is, the chocolate kisses! lol
I always forget how small Thelka is. She is probably fun to fold in half
Thekla is such a tight little piece
Man the womens roster of AEW is something good to look at, maybe the drones are right
All 4 of these women, in one bed, pleasuring each other as only women can.
Need it or keep it?
>>18277778Obviously how could they advertise it if not
Thekla got a handful of Animata's ass there
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME NOT HER
I would love to be dominated by that spider lady
>>18277797she would fold you in half and fuck you in the Amazon position, faggot
...and you'd love it. shit I would
Aminata gets many women to touch her butt
https://x.com/StreetFighter/status/1945620712716112170
>>18277802Tiny and tight as fuck
has thekla even said a single line on tv yet?
>>18277820women like that prefer to be dominated anon. you gotta man up.
>>18277806This is why faggot drones prefer the fed
>>18277788this but I smell her feet as well
bros I gotta watch the new episodes of the summer I turned pretty after dynamite
>>18277836What is there to say
>>18277767One dollar at a time
>>18277788She looks like she stinks up the restroom after a night out drinking with the girls
I got called a honky at the gas station today.
>>18277833they should cast Kenny as Sagat
>>18277833>Alex spring 2026Guess Iโm not buying street fighter 6 till next year
>Willow doesn't have a finisher called Out of the Way, Peck
>>18277859why were you honking
>>18277820many people are saying this
>>18277842My fantasy is she's bi so my wife can eat her out while she sucks my cock
Is Tony actually going to give the winner the money?
>the spider has core strength
based lore
>>18277858Damn imagine the protein dumps.
Just noticed that nipple chain on Theklaโs gear, holy smokes bros
>>18277842You know what, you might be right, next time I hook up I'm going to act extra dominant and see what happens, thanks Anon you have inspired me
>>18277885you're gonna catch rape allegations, bitches are real sensitive these days
Who's more attractive:
Thekla or Lady Gaga?
I love this little spider
>>18277901>who is more attractive a Jew or an AustrianYou tell me
willow just concussed the fuck out of thekla lol
Thekla looks like a little girl. Creepy
>>18277859kek what a honky bitch
>>18277778They really do (in kayfabe) ;-)
What your guys opinion about new tnt champion Dustin Rhodes?
Explain why interrupting the referee's count stops it? Her hand still hits the mat a third time.
Is it in the rulebook that the mat has to be slapped?
holy based Thekla working with the Sisters of Sin
>Julia keeps her hat on when rolling in
ha ha what the fuck
KEK BASED SPIDER GIRL WON
NEED juilia to spit on me
I can feel the downswing on this show
>julia will never spit on you
want the toxic spider to curb stomp me while julia hart and sky blue laugh at my tiny pud
Welp, Kween is getting deported.
bringing back the misting, TK lost his damn mind.
>>18277923It was the right call to let him take the win for the home state pop, but if he still has that belt after forbidden door they're fucking up
>Pushes her opponents shoulder up off the mat while she pins
Lmao no refunds on Kekla
>>18277859honk honk ya honky
>>18277923Dustin Rhodes will soon be hitting the old dusty road via Fletcher
Lame Thekla doesn't need a stable she should just get the belt and beat everybody
Thekla will send home that money to her spider family
Call me a mark if you want but....................do they shoot get payouts for these matches?
>>18277923The best Rhodes to have held the title.
>>18277884she hella freaky ahh European bitch
>>18277956Its womens wrestling, its not that deep nigga
>Thekla, Skye and Julia teaming up
So much sexo!
all these flat bitches need implants
>Bucks will desperately join all the money give away matches to pay for gas and food on the road
>brace your urethra for turbulence
what
>>18277964With TK who knows
>>18277969>its womens wrestlingNo it's a shitty wrestler. I've seen countless women's matches, AEW and WWE, where the wrestlers in it are competent enough to understand the concept of a pin
>>18277971Why so they can end up soulless plastic dolls like tiffany straton??? Fuck off edrone
>>18277981nigga literally who cares
Liam Neeson... Leslie Nielsen...
>>18277981You're a grade A faggot
>Skye Blue is a redhead now
Lame, she was prettier blonde
>>18277981Pobody's nerfect
>>18277991>Who cares that this wrestling is shittyChrist
SHE LOOKS RAVISHING MY GOD
Oh no they're going to Lincoln Toni from that balcony
>>18277971Go to bed grandpa
I'm getting a lot of mixed feelings with these rhymes
Hole and adore arenโt even close to rhyming??
>>18278003>NOO HER SHOULDER WAS OFF THE MAT MY LE HECKIN WRESTLERINOS ARE RUINED!you're a faggot
Lmao Timeless Toni in the peanut gallery
THAT FILTER WITH THE RED DRESS IS KINO
Bros are we ending the show in shenanigans and an overrun? Or a clean finish?
Toni's slight mispronunciation of names is over with me
so where does Merces go from here, does she win it in a rematch?
>>18278017She said whore ya deaf retard
Fuck boys tony storm is so fucking kino
>>18278028On her losing summer tour to come back in the fall with no belts and ready to put the work in brother
>>18278028Athena will unify the belts
She is the skank I want to spank :)
slut you canโt rebut always pops me
>>18277964TK is rich enough that he would do it for a shoot
>>18278028Hopefully she goes to catering. and stays there.
fuck midcedes.
This Slapper is my piss break, off I go to the crapper.
>>18277949nobody actually believes in these cash prizes right?
This promo is so kino in this arena.
Toni is the perfect amount of fat
Poor Luther got his dick chopped :(
>"INTRODUCING LUTHER 2"
>It's Chuck Taylor
>luther gettting chants
basef japanese hardcore legend
>>18278046You mean his dad is rich enough
>>18277977kek they should do this
do people actually like this forced gimmick?
>>18278057yup perfect use of the venue
She's running out of things to say, running in circles
I am the only one who thinks that timeless gimmick only work on AEW? I mean, let's say something huge happens and she got to another company, the Timeless will not work there.
is there a kayfabe reason toni thinks she's a golden age actress? did she get in the head or something?
TITS
>TITS
TITS
>TITS
TITS
>TITS
My guy in the box to the right has a fucking camera from 2003
Say more catchphrase or nickname Athena. Someday one will get over.
>>18278071it's arguably the most over gimmick in the company
imagine if athena came from behind and threw toni off the balcony
>>18278071Best women's gimmick in all of wrestling. You come off as a jealous edrone
Shes the goofy cornball negress
I NEED a Billie Starkz wife like yesterday
>>18278075Shawn and Vince would love it, Hunter hates gimmicks
billie reminds me of my cousin
>>18278095yeah, she's perfect
FYI: Luther broke his penis. https://www.youtube.com/live/XQLknYE5By4?t=8498s
How can WWE fumbled Athena that bad?
>>18278079Actually thats a shoot
Billie looks like a girl that you could easily have sex with but really shouldn't
BILLIE STARKZ MY CUTE AND PRECIOUS TRAILER PARK WHITE TRASH QUEEN I LOVE YOU!
>>18278071I think it's pretty sick yeah but it took a bit to grow on me
>>18278075It would definitely work in NXT, TNA, but maybe not main roster WWE.
that close up shot of toni was kino
>>18278098Go to your local trailer park
>the american joshi
god that's embarrassing
Billie already took a lot of dick. Used goods
This bitch is basically just Joel Gertner.
Athena is such an awful promo
billie is over with me bros
also timeless toni is GOATed
Why the fuck is Athena not a top woman in AEW? I could tell 5 seconds into her promo tonight that she should be in that spot.
>>18278075In my head I compare Timeless Toni Storm to that of like an early Goldust. The gimmick works really well because sheโs lewd. Something like that can really only work in anything but WWE in 2025.
Does Toni see things in black and white?
>>18278119Sheโs actually only ever had one boyfriend
Good Lord, how am I supposed to pay attention what this guy is saying.
You think Nick thinks about how heโs over because of his momโs huge tits? I mean look at this shit.
>>18278125Because shes a dimeless nigger
oh my
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>step-son becomes the step-father
Mama Wayne looking GOODT tonight
>>18278098Based anon understanding how to pick up retarded hot chicks as wives. I did that shit years ago, for real, use that strategy irl and you'll have a comfy life
mama wayne i NEEd a suckle
HOLY MOMMA WAYNE BAZONGAS
>nick wayne gets to suck on those every night
>Young Bussing head almost resting on Mama Wayne
>luther out
>mina out
>toni friendless
>billie vs toni next week
>billie vs miyu this week
>miyu wrestled toni
>miyu will help toni in the future
Nick PLEASE let me fuck your Mom
Nick Wayne about to cop those new travis scott from the plug
Stop saying champions, you idiot.
>>18278075Yeah I've always had this in my mind as well but it works great in AEW even if it would come across as insanely out of place and unserious in WWE
GOD ALMIGHTY MAMA WAYNE'S TITS MY GOD
TITTYFUCKING MOTHER WAYNE IN THE SOAPY HOT TUB
MAMA WAYNE GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY MAMA WAYNE.
>>18278160Penelope Ford better watch out Mama Wayne doesn't steal her man
>>18278148Probably works at Mommy Milkers
This Nick Wayne promo is going to be longer than Okada's match btw.
Mother Wayne is to distracting I hear them talking but have no idea what they're saying
Billie Starkz was also very young when she had a belt
jesus nick wayne's mom's TITS are just out there right behind him
yung bussin used to be a happy kid :(
>Young Bussin is already a better promo than Daniel Garcia
promo gave me the vibes that both kip and mother wayne are taking turns having sex with nick
I still don't get why they brought Kip Sabian into this
momma wayne's tits are distracting I don't know what they said in that promo
Does he finna fuck his mom?
>cut a promo in front of your mom while she has her tits out
What level of sicko do I need to be in order to enjoy that nick wayne segment?
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AWOOGA
RAIIIIIIIIIIIINMAKEEEEEEEER
KAZUCHIKA
OOOKAAAADAAAAAAAAAAA
>new rainmaker theme
the fuck
>>18278198They needed someone to fill for Luchasaurus
>>18278160>The Mammaryarch
HOLY TITS! I look forward to more Mama Wayne outfits.
>NO MORE NJPW THEME
SHITTY
SHITTY
SHITTY
What the fuck is this butt rock ass song for Okada???????
unifying the belts makes sense
Okada got Def Rebelโd fuuuccckkk
Okada Ibushi for Forbidden Door
Legit so many fine ass AEW women
>>18278071It used to be great, now it's just shouting tits
whoever made this new okada theme should be beat over the head with a ballpoint hammer
>>18278211athena said she took mina's head
the singer for okada's new theme sounds familiar. has to be some jap singer.
>Okada has a Skillet theme
>>18278215Generic nu metal butt rock. Abysmal.
Is today the day Okada awakens?
TK better switch this shit back ASAP like with Mina
This presentation is a major clash with this building. Not a fan of it at all.
Twitter's gonna make Tony change it back like they did for Mina
Maybe if we complain again Tony will bring back his NJPW theme...
THIS FAKE LINKIN PARK OKADA THEME SUCKS ASS
This new theme is ZERO DIMES
>Okada without his NJPW theme
Tony better change that shit back NOW.
Based Okada making faggots seethe with his anime opening themesong
Okada should come out to the One Piece rap
This better be a Mina Shirakawa situation and that theme is switched back at the end of this match.
Okada should've got his idol wife to make a song for him
Did tony seriously cheap out on paying for okadas music
I should wake up tomorrow to Mikey Rukus having been brutally murdered. Thereโs no other response to thinking this song fits Okada.
At least is not Def Rebel-tier slop like the Mina one
>>18278129yes, or in sepia tone
Did Okada get in shape or is it just the outfit?
>>18278272many people are saying this
Oh, are they gonna try with Okada now?
>>18278148only on wifeysworld dotcom
how many fucking belts does this company have Jesus christ
What's the point of creating the one belt when they're still gonna be carrying the other 2 belts?
Okada not looking away from har cam
do black people even go to AEW events? it's a sea of bernie voters.
>>18278185I looked it up Billie Starkz was 19 years 3 months 28 days when she won ROH Women's World Television Championship
Nick Wayne was 19 years 9 months 7 days when he won ROH World Television Champion.
>Swerve vs Okada
D I M E S
>>18278317I see some every now and then
looks like a dimes feud to me boys
>>18278201based AIKA wisdom
Okada with the perfect English
>>18278288I believe there are now 9 total belts if they are keeping the lineages of the International and Continental championships alive in the Unified championship
>>18278301to larp like it's the Triple Crown
I thought that would last longer
>>1827828812
>AEW World Championship>Unified Championship>TNT Championship>Continental Championship>International Championship>Tag Team Championship>Trios Championship>Women World Championship>TBS Championship