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Collision Takes Center Stage As AEW’s Chicago Residency Continues!...
Saturday Night AEW Collision TONIGHT! from Byline Bank Aragon Ballroom in Chicago, IL
8/7pm CT on TNT & HBO MAX!

>The Gunns vs. Gates Of Agony vs. CRU vs. Big Bill & Bryan Keith in a 4-Way $200k Tag
>ROH World Champion Bandido, Jetspeed, & Mascara Dorada vs. Don Callis Family
>We'll Hear From New TNT Champion Dustin Rhodes
>Rush vs. Katsuyori Shibata
>Megan Bayne vs. Tay Melo
>Ricochet vs. AR Fox
>Taya Valkyrie vs. Alex Windsor
>Who Can Survive The Best Wrestler Alive Open Challenge
>And More!

damn I thought Max had that one

LET'S
GO
MAX

Max is going to get the biggest pop in history when he finally gets a win

Max's impressive streak continues.

Maxbros...

This Collision flew by tonight. God damn

>>18302946
non-stop adrenaline pumping action, it should be at least 3 hours every week

I would like to make a recommendation to the KWABOTY Commission if any of them are joining us here tonight:
Can we have a PWI/Kayfabe style KWABOTY award for worst loss of the year? Like whoever ends up losing to Max is the winner?

>>18302946
Time flies when you're watching the best wrestler alive

Juice is so handsome, I'm glad he shaved :)

>>18302946
aew tv has been killing it by my estimation since revolution, but very good in general since the beginning of the year

>>18302941
You've never seen a more over jobber

Slobberknocker time

Juice dropped all his dimes with the new look

I am being told Danhausen's contract ends next week or something. Tony needs to book him against the Hurt Syndicate this week

>aisle
Ramp, Tony, it's a ramp. You've been doing this for like 100 years, how do you fuck that up?

>HISPANIC ATTACKS
NIGE U MAD CUNT xD

I'm slowly coming around to clean shaven juice, but I think he needs to dye his hair to dirty blonde or something. It's just a little off.

banger alert

why don't they just take out Shibata's brain and put it into the body of a young/powerful athlete?

This match is raising my T-Levels just by watching it

>>18302987
holy shit that flew right over my head, Tony's gonna have to field some angry calls for that one

>>18302982
it's an aisle

That was some violent ass choppa

>>18302994
A black man.

>NO PASA NADA CABRONES!!!
basado

>>18303008
It's not even offensive!!
It's just total Dad-ass wordplay

>>18303016
it's a fucking ramp and it's always been a ramp, "walking down the aisle" means getting married, Tony is slowly morphing into JR

I HATE how fucking loud this ref is

>>18302946
I always thought collision was filler but last few have been really fun

>Collision Gamethread #4
kek nice
AEW = white hot

Why does Roosh want to send everyone he works with to the hospital?

>>18303033
sorry but rules are rules and everything funny is illegal now

Would kill for a buddy rush match. Would kill.

>>18303044
Rush doesn't know that wrestling isn't real

>>18302994
they should put his brain in a robot body

>>18303044
I thought this Rush energy is what Okada was going for with the dark hair and new theme, like an Okada that is fully healed and rougher than ever

>>18303043
I think it's more that Colliders are just truly loyal.

>>18303043
everyone is saying this

>>18303057
Funny thing is I believe you would actually kill for it (and it would be worth it)

>>18303043
white hot indicator

Both these niggas have ground beef for chests now

>clutching around the ropes for a pin
is Rush smoking crack?

>rush's arm fully in the ropes for the pin
bro is an idiot (i love him)

HELL YEAH these nigras going at it

BASED ASS MATCH

solid match

>RUSH WON!!
RUSH WON!!
>RUSH WON!!
RUSH WON!!
>RUSH WON!!
RUSH WON!!
>RUSH WON!!
RUSH WON!!

Shibata putting over Rush

>>18303081
>>18303082
4d wrestling strategy, you wouldn't understand

>>18303058
Nobody must ever tell him

Hobbes really didn't need the chair for that

GET DE HAAARNS BITCH

I wanna shoot this Coors ad in the face

[cyber punk music intensifies]

Tony is gonna throw the 'is all elite' graphic for my man Big Hech tonight

if i were a billionaire I'd have Hechicero's theme song playing all the time around me

The Murderhawk Monster is the worst nickname in the history of our sport.

STOP DEPRIVING US OF SPEEDBALL'S JAMMIN ASS TMNT MUSIC GOD DAMN IT

WE DEMAND YOU PLAY SPEEDBALL'S THEME NOW

Helluva squad

Mascara dorada= best Mexican wrestler

BIG HECH
THICC AF

cant believe all in was a week ago feels like it happened yesterday

>>18303161
Bro we're already halfway thru the year. In my head it's still March.

for me it's "the alchemist" hechicero

>>18303167
Holochad is great because he does not give a fuck he just goes, but mascara dorada is more precise and takes damage better

this is not main event material IMO

>>18303170
Zuna Sikoa would've been a based name

If I was an alchemist I’d transmute my arm for a Buddy title run.

Alex Windsor def. Taya Valkyrie
Ricochet def. AR Fox
Megan Bayne def. Tay Melo
Gates Of Agony wins 4way
Kyle O’Reilly def. Max Caster
RUSH def. Katsuyori Shibata
Bandido, Mascara Dorada, & JetSpeed win

Sorry I'm late, we're any of these worth watching?

>>18303186
Your opinion is wrong (but that ok)

>>18303192
Rico vs Fox was deez
Rush and Shibata went full choppa

>>18303202
WHERE THE FUCK IS DARBY

>>18303192
Watch the show and find out :)

>>18303188
I 100% believe your telling the truth (and it would be worth it)

bandido is a turbo face

>>18303186
It's sicko main event quality, I'm afraid.

>>18303222
can't argue with those digits, guess I just gotta let Tony cook

>>18303217
He needs to drop the 21plex though, shit breaks kayfabe more than a shoot interview.

josh alexander as a tiny dingdong

>>18303145
m o t h e r

>>18303217
Dave has been astroturfing him so hard that we will never know if he is getting over organically or not now

ok I take it back, this match kinda kicks ass

>>18303250
meds now

>No one keeps Bailey in a corner!
Kek it even popped Tony

alexander and jetspeed should join forces and become the corniest trio in existence

>>18303259
GOSH I LOVE BLONDE SLUTS

>>18303250
Do you not have eyes? But seriously his match with Takeshita was badass last week

>>18303145
mfw

absolutely BEGGIN tony to get me some sort of wrestling package on max with all of this shit, CMLL, and dark/elevation. I'll pay for that shit

>>18303276
this but to put the rest of the AEW backlog online, like WTF man

Justified THIS IS AWESOME chants

another based episode of collision, boys

Rocky was in Hokkaido earlier this morning, impressive drive to make it to Chicago tonight

Holy shit, Jet almost got catapulted to space

these party matches always deliver

another excellent Collision, see you lads next week

Seeing these guys fly reminded me of Komander where is that guy?

see you guys for Dynamite

BASED MATCH

>>18303301
he got injured in cmll

>>18303301
injured right before grand slam mexico

Always the best gamethreads, see you next week Colliders!

>>18303306
KWAB

hechicero needs to distance himself from the scrub faction of the callis family

>>18303312
Big Hech and the Hech-men

Really good show, Sickos! See ya on wednesday

>>18303274
for real doe

>>18303290
Hella tolls

>>18302954
Adrenaline? In your soul?

>>18303317
dineros

>>18303358
see ya bro