Show starts at 5:30am EDT / 10:30am BST. 40 MINUTES TILL SHO-TIME

Opening VTR - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NrqDouA2qQ

>G1 CLIMAX 35 A Block Match
Yuya Uemura (1-1) vs Yota Tsuji (1-1)
>G1 CLIMAX 35 A Block Match
David Finlay ( 1-1) vs Taichi (1-1)
>G1 CLIMAX 35 A Block Match
EVIL (2-0) vs SANADA (0-2)
>G1 CLIMAX 35 A Block Match
Hiroshi Tanahashi (1-1) vs Boltin Oleg (1-1)
>G1 CLIMAX 35 A Block Match
Ryohei Oiwa (1-1) vs Callum Newman (1-1)
>Tag Team Match
Shota Umino & Katsuya Murashima vs TMDK (Hartley Jackson & Zack Sabre Jr.)
>Tag Team Match
Shingo Takagi & Daiki Nagai vs War Dogs (Gabe Kidd & Gedo)
>Tag Team Match
United Empire (Great-O-Khan & Jacob Austin Young) vs Don Callis Family (Konosuke Takeshita & Rocky Romero)
>Tag Team Match
El Phantasmo & Jado vs HOUSE OF TORTURE (Ren Narita & Yoshinobu Kanemaru)
>Tag Team Match
YOSHI-HASHI & Shoma Kato vs War Dogs (Drilla Moloney & Taiji Ishimori)

>>18323992 (OP)
The string of single-block shows start today. Nothing has been said about Gabe Kidd regarding his tag match or his G1 match tomorrow but if there's something they'll tell us at the start of the show

Reminder: Pole-kun is a schizo bitch and he's going to be seething ITT as usual

KWAB

>>18324046
shut up, retard

>>18324046
holy rent free and mindbroken
grim

SANADA-Gods we got this.

>tfw EVIL fucked your bug waifu
>tfw Shota fucked your bug waifu
>tfw Shingo fucked your bug waifu
hard times for Pole-kun's joshipedo fetish

no wonder he hates Shin Nihon so much

another easy MOTN for Taichi-kun. Yuya is absed but his Tsuji stuff just isnt it

>>18323992 (OP)
Which faction will SANADA causally defect to after he beats EVIL?

>got so mindbroken he has to make up some joshipedo fetish thing
KWAB
Notice how you never have any good argument against the reality of things, Bushidrone.
Griminion was a failure. The G1 is a failure and can't even draw a dime on its first day. Your favorite promotion will die with the rest of puroresu. Pure facts. Now have another melty.

>>18324083
He only jumps stables after losses tho

United Empire

Might as well rename it to the G1 CRYMAX because there's going to be MAXIMUM CRYING in this thread as this bitch does ghost replies like a woman and seethes about getting exposed as a joshipedo

You finna know it!

Sendai is a cool city, the big home Masamune Date founded it

>>18324083
>SANADA jumps factions until he ends up in Hontai with his same gimmick

PRESSURE MAT-TWIX

>starting off with a gabe announcement
bruv is fookin cooked

Why don't they just fucking do Shingo vs Nagai in its place?

I MIGHT HIT THAT DRILLA RIGHT

Bushidrone schizo talking about someone crying while he bitches about "ghost replies" (lmfao) and his first post in this thread is literally grimposters living in his schizo head rent free. So grim you have to make up some fanfic about joshipedos. We don't care about your joshipedo thing, puroresu is grim as a whole no matter how much you cope. Alright, imma give you some rest, I don't want you to kill yourself yet.

Drilla Jabroni fucking sucks

>>18324135
>we
your multiple personalities don't count schizo kun

now go make another harold thread so the whole board can call you retarded, even your fellow e-drones
or go back to the iyo thread ya joshipedo freak

If YOSHI HASHI can get a good match out of Drilla he should advance

>>18324130
shingo has a signing event, very important pls understand

>>18324130
that would require thinking on the fly and doing something cool which they never want to do

When the fuck did Jado learn to summon air strikes like that?

jado-kun has a roidgut coming in...

>>18324173
Nah, that is just the standard Ojiisan gut, it grows in circumference by about 2-3mm every time he visits a soapland.

Will the new Japanese government finally blacklist Rocky Romero from entering the country?

bros i think i have a rare condition that makes me need to take a huge shit every time a united empire match is on, anybody else experience this

>it is thanks to that piece of work that I am left without a broadcast partner tonight
Is Rocky actually refusing to let Charlton on shows with him or some shit? I missed the weekend shows, so unsure if that was directed at Takeshita or Romero.

why can't japs draw? the shows have like 100 people in the stands

when was the last time Rocky wrestled in Japan like this? Also FUCK BUSHI

>>18324191
all the stars left or are injured prease understand

>>18324200
what stars?

>>18324189
Its a bit they're doing to explain why Chris isn't doing this and Nagaoka even though he never does shows outside of Tokyo anyway

>>18324204
Gotcha, I figured it might be using shoot problems to make a worked angle and know that Charlton rarely does shows outside of Tokyo (iirc he has done a few Osaka shows and maybe one of the Hokkaido ones a while back but yeah basically never leaves Tokyo) but figured I'd check, it does seem like Rocky's heat with a lot of the Japanese workers has survived BUSHI's departure so it warranted a confirmation.
Also, am I the only one that is sad that all of the "Don Callis Family" stuff is burning my fondness for Callis? He was one of my favourite heel managers and commentators in the business, but the way that the Family has been shoved down the throats of every promotion remotely affiliated with AEW is tiring me on him.

>>18324203
Okada and Naito. Goto waskind of a draw but is injured and decided to become a movie star instead of wrestling for New Japan.

Takeshita has had kino matches with Higuchi so he'll be able to make that shitty claw look good

>>18324221
>he doesn't pop for a good old fashioned claw
ngmi

are we supposed to think shota looks cool right now or is he still in the geek phase ?

tuned in just now, did i miss something good?
>>18324221
true, even sometimes people who fight higuchi oversell the claw, and i personally find more interesting to see each player trying to counter it with their style

>>18324233
He'll tell us when he's no longer a geek

>>18324221
>>18324234
higuchi's claw is in another league from okhan's though

okhan has the least convincing claw ive ever seen, looks like complete ass
most of his moves are just 0% convincing

reminder that BUSHI has a singles win over Zack

>>18324228
I do, I just appreciate Higuchi's more because he wrestles like a freak

this lil nigga got a bacterial infection? vitiligo?

we're doing it, birthmark boys

>>18324243
port wine stain
https://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/port-wine-stain-birthmarks

>>18324243
Winemarks, pretty common birth mark apparently.
t. never saw one until adulthood but subsequently found out that a bunch of people I know have them

Murashima is awesome lol

>>18324264
Possibly a future Ishii, unfortunately including the manlet bit but I could see him being the next generation of CHOPPA CHOPPA and being a company lifer after excursion.

i love this little cannonball bros

first good match tonight. everything with sabre and umino sucked too.

i fucking believe he was gonna do it for a second. he alone made that worth watching

>>18324291
Popped like a bitch for the delayed scoop slam.

Gripperswe got this shit

Call'em Jewman

Oiwa could grip my penis with his big butt

this nigga big for no reason

Moloney is pretty good on commentary

>>18324237
claw needs to people to be convincing. it's a cool move but not fond of wrestlers abusing it but i get what you mean.

Newman is boring personality wise but he’s rapidly improving in the ring

pretty based match desu

Honestly dump the lariat and stick to the Chaos Theory for a finish

Very good match to start shit off

Oiwa is doing good, will satisfied to see him getting a good placement but not winning.

>>18324333
The tenryu style left arm lariat is tight you pleb

GO ACE

knees status?

drilla clear your throat brother

One thing I like about Drilla on comms is that he is always willing to put over the competitors in ring while still getting his faction plugs in. Too many tweener and heel guys feel the need to shit on everybody outside of the guys specifically aligned to them, but you can still say "this guy is fucking great, my guy is better" and Drilla is good at it.

I haven't seen a single minute of the G1 because I got back with my ex girlfriend Thursday and she throws a fit everytime I watch wrestling. I'm starting to think I made a mistake.

How do we get Boltin and Murashima across the ring from each other?

>>18324363
you've got to find a gf that sucks you off during the intermission anon

>>18324363
She sounds like a bitch

Tana will crack ribs with that senton

Boltin is taking Worufu's presence personally

Tanahashi about to get a NEVER challenge

>>18324363
The solution is simple anon, get her into wrestling. You know how to introduce someone to your hobbies, right?

LETS GO TANA WE'RE NEVER TIRED

Kino match

>>18324363
>got back with my ex girlfriend
It will never work out, sorry anon. Cut your losses and get rid of her now, your bros in /njpw/ will never leave you!

Fucking hell Oleg

Holy fuck what a match

>>18324363
>she throws a fit everytime I watch wrestling
sounds like a lovely person.
you only got one life, I wouldn't waste it with someone who has a melty that you have a hobby.

HERE WE GO BROS

Oleg better be a future multi time world champion

I dress like SANADA

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

bruh

Look at this little slut

MOTN starts now

Stop calling him clown, SANADA is a fashionable clown.

The crowd pop for this upcoming clown ass match

The LORE of HOUSE OF TORTURE

Kek Don Fale stopping SANADA from cheating

MILANO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Clapping the heels
>Pop when the production table was taken out
Based Japs

rip milano

ABE TOO?

lol based

sanada looks like a top grade whore standing on a street corner with those fishnets on and it’s working me into a shoot

BASED

what the fuck is happening lol

>Asami has shirt pulled off
>Realise he has a body on par with half of the boys
Based, I know a lot of refs are trainers/workers/failed talents, but it is nice he has held that body.

why english commentators hate fun

Kanemaru is unbiased

MARTY FUCKING ASAMI

holy fucking shit marty

Match of the tournament lads, afraid we've peaked.

*****1/2

KEKKK what a cold blooded snake

Pure kino

*****

First Intra House of Torture G1 match was kino as expected

Generational rivalry

>>18324455
asami used to be a genuine shooter (i forget if wrestling or judo)

>>18324469
I still don't understand why the PWI type marks don't get HoT, it is the synthesis of everything they liked about early, heel Bullet Club.

they were both unfairly fair and square

Take a bow lads, utter KINO from House of Torture

Actual fucking kino. Marty pulling Kanemaru out of the ring took me out

>>18324477
they don't like early heel bullet club, they like ironic bte era bullet club because of le bangerinos

Ah yes now we can get away from the silliness with a Taichi match

>>18324477
They hate comedy sadly.

chin~ ton~ shan~

FOUR SAVAGE GENERATIONS

TAKE THIS AS MY DECLARATION

>>18324191
Edrone spotted

>>18324489
Facial hair saved his ass

>>18324482
>>18324485
If that is the case then they are truly philistines. I presume they just talk about Prince/AJ era club to try and have 'liked it before it was cool' cred. That being said, how do they resolve the funny ironic Kenny Club bits? Was it 'good because it makes a mockery of the business' then or something?
>Murashima slamming Jackson
>Oiwa match
>Tana versus Oleg
>Sanada versus EVIL
>Finlay versus Taichi
>Uemura versus Tsuji
Truly a blessed night.

Was that a "Let's go Finlay!" Chant?

>>18324477
As a dedicated HoTty who used to not believe, some of their outings like that dog collar can be pretty boring, maybe outright bad.

>>18324494
That's his brother that's in NXT lol

>>18324503
Heel factions, especially with comedy leanings, are always going to have times where they fall flat. What I don't get is why "typical House of Torture antics" became a thought terminating cliche for people, finding ways out of their cheating schemes is just the story of their match like finding a way around his antics is the story of any Yano match.

Its a shame Finlay falls flat in so many other categories because he's so fucking good right now it's insane

THE PANTS ARE OFF

Taichi slung his ass damn

GOOD JOB TAICHI

DANGEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS

LETS GO TAI-CHI
LETS GO TAI-CHI
LETS GO TAI-CHI
LETS GO TAI-CHI

HELL YEAH TAICHI

Amazing match, amazing crowd

HE FUCKING DID IT

OH GOD

Do we think Tsuji and Yuya can top that?

Is Taichi getting Goto's booking?

>>18324550
Taichi's winning the tournament

I knew this match was gonna hit but holy fuck was a finishing stretch. Taichi is earning his fucking way

>>18324553
I want to believe...

>>18324550
Until he gets cast as Oro in the Street Fighter movie.

Taichi is on the run of a lifetime. crazy to think he wasnt even going to be in the G1

Those shows with undercard tag matches are way better than those with 10 block matches desu

>>18324560
Yeah 10 matches is too many to keep track of or remember for one night.

Ok guys show me something here I have agendas to keep up

>>18324563
wwe might be more your speed

Respectful silence from the crowd

I had an odd feeling they'd go for a time limit draw but I pray for not

Yota Bluji

oh my god theyre doing it

Yotaaa~

Tope Blujicida!

Yuya is so good with his offense but I feel he should control a little less in long singles with how fundamental it is

that fucking chop

That was a wallop boy

Yuya needs to kick it into second gear

Yuya's nipple flew into the front row

Lets go Yuya beat this blue shitter

Yeah already better than their match earlier this year.

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

damn

>>18324617
Bluji in the blue corner is unbeatable

Finally they have a great match under their belt. Not as good as Taichi/Finlay but that was near unbeatable

Good, not as punchy as the previous one but kind of expected a slow start.

Enjoyed this night the best so far.

So does this mean Yuya beats Tsuji later in the tournament?

>>18324634
definitely

SANADA/EVIL with the easy MOTN

>>18324636
if he does, he's fucking winning the tournament

>Tsuji: Hey, Uemura, wait a second. You can't escape from me. Make sure you're back in my way again soon.
>This G1 is unlike any other. It's the first G1 of a new era. So who can win it other than me? It doesn't matter whether it's A Block or B, there's only one result. Are you ready?