Thread 18335609

Flesh, Fins, and Fists As Shark Week Takes Over Dynamite!...
AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from Byline Bank Aragon Ballroom in Chicago, IL
8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!

>AEW World Champion Hangman Adam Page vs. Wheeler Yuta
>AEW Women's World Champion Timeless Toni Storm vs. Billie Starkz in an AEW's Women's World Championship Eliminator Match
>Swerve Strickland vs. Hechicero
>We'll Hear From The Aerial Assassin Will Ospreay
>And More!

>>18335609 (OP)
Still Vince

what if ftr bald had a toupée

>>18335609 (OP)
Still Tony

DID ANYONE JUST ELSE SEE THAT WAITER BRING SOME ONE THERE MEXICAN FOOD? LOOOOL ITS REAL

>>18335631
>>18335638
Its officially Phil

>>18335637
Would be a dimes gimmick

>>18335637
he isn't entertaining enough but ricochet should definitely have a hair arc

>>18335609 (OP)
Still Tony

Why have we not seen hard nips Marina yet?

FTR Bald looks like he's wearing a diaper.

>>18335655
that’s brilliant

Wheres my man ROCK HARD Juice Robinson

>>18335648
>they really have waiters bringing out Mexican food now

yt people dont be seasoning they ribs lol

okay that was pretty cool

Can't believe we're already on thread 5 business is booming

>>18335655
>Ricochet starts wearing a wig claiming its his real hair
>challenges people to hair vs hair matches to make everyone else bald

Hi, is the AEW Dynamite thread?
Can I get two chicken quesadillas, a doritos locos taco, and a medium baja blast freeze?

I have a Dax body type

>>18335688
Yeah man. Me and my Buddy are waiting for our food.

>>18335687
kek

I think that, its weird AEW only runs in brown cities never north east white cities

Cash is insane

>>18335678
>you will never be plumber moxley unclogging that toot pipe with your tongue
why even live bros

I'm going to be pissed when Jetspeed don't win this

Wet Peed shouldn’t be having a competitive match with FTR

>>18335687
or taking luchador masks

>>18335703
Nah they're based

>>18335687
Tony, Book it

>>18335688
someone get me a bean cheese burrito and a diet pepsi (extra diablo sauce)

ufo splash is a cool name for a cool move

That was 3

>>18335703
Speedball has more than earned this kind of booking

TONE DOG HEAR THIS IDEA >>18335687

>kickout spam
If i was in the audience id get my Baja Chalupa and fucking leave.

>bald helping bald
I see how it is now.....

Boring match, JetSpeed fucking suck

>>18335688
you can get fucked

Based Stokley

>>18335730
I think his father already did that

Big Stokely and MJF are the only good parts of AEW. they are funny. Literally everyone else sucks

stokely is a much better cripple than bt

>>18335733
Did you think they were losing?

FUCK D*X!

>>18335733
many such ftr matches

stoke was making some good points before the interruption

He's right about Cope

That's Adam Copeland's music!

Are they going to sing again?

stop the singalong shit its gay

maybe I'm alone in this but I do not give a single fuck about Adam "edge" "cope" Copeland in the year of our lord 2025

I'm convinced nobody truly knows the words to that song

>>18335678
I enjoyed gooning to this. https://youtu.be/85Yk0b-0ais?si=BEfzP63MEJKHm1T7

FTR Black can promo

>>18335759
ever since grand slam australia I think.

FEEL ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

Copes music sucks and always sucks

>>18335760
I think this crowd didn't want to do it but they kept the music playing so they felt obligated

the fuck?

OH SHI

>>18335745
that match really wasnt that good

WEHOORPEEPEL
WEHOORPEEPEL
WEHOORPEEPEL

>We Hurrt Peepo
I tell people that that's Mark Henry singing

Edge buddies with the heel stable

BASED

>>18335687
this is such a good fucking idea lmao.

Hurt Syndicate aura just got annihilated
Why are they working for a Canadian cracker?

babyface Cope made a deal with heel Hurt Syndicate

So...we're APA now?

WEHURRPEEPO

WE HUR PEEPO
WE HUR PEEPO
WE HUR PEEPO

WE HUR PEPUL
>WE HUR PEPUL
WE HUR PEPUL
>WE HUR PEPUL
WE HUR PEPUL
>WE HUR PEPUL

some well-melaninated gentlemen

>making business with the heels
What did COPE mean by this?

Why would heels want to help out Cope?

>>18335791
They are a business after all
Their business is to hurt people

The Hurt Syndicate is the new APA

Based brawl

THE HURT PEOPLE ARE HERE TO HELP COPE BAH GAWD

>>18335801
They just want to hurt people

yes Christian was always the face to Edges heel

>>18335789
sometimes you need to make deals at whatever the cost, otherwise things would never get done

I've been saying Hurt Syndicate are tweeners besides MVP and MJF

>>18335801
because outside the faggots on this board edge is based

ALWAYS

POUNDING

ASS

I love how retarded ass edrones cant figure out why they are doing this

>we break fags

Based Syndicate

So FTR are winning the tournament, beating Hurt Business for the belts, and losing them to Edge and Christian at All Out

Jushin Thunder Liger really let himself go

>>18335801
they're not heels, they're hired guns. they hurrpeepo for hire

>>18335801
The desire to hurr pipo is too strong

>>18335801
everybody loves the copester

I remember being like 12 watching WWECW and saw Bobby lashley had his left ear pierced. I was really disappointed because I thought that meant he was gay.

>>18335801
Money and also revenge for All In

>The Hurt Syndicate
>they dont care about faces or heels they just want to hurt people
based

heels don't ally with babyfaces

the show was so good with cope gone

>>18335820
now the piggiEs know how normal people feel when they happen to watch a few minutes of WWE

MAMA WAYNE IS HIDING THE BOOBIES NOOOOOOOOO

wtf is this 2017 RAW shit on my tv

Nick sitting down makes it look like he's tiny

MAMA WAYNE IN DA HOUSE!

where the booba?

>>18335824
Hi Tony!

M O T H E R

WHERE ARE THE TITS?

>>18335836
Its just bidness you fat retard

OK I'm just gonna say it: Cope getting help from the heels doesn't make a lick of sense and now I literally and unironically cannot wait for Corny and the great Brian last to tear this shit apart

>mama wayne covering up
what a heel move

>Mama Wayne covered up the bazongas

Shame

Mama Wayne get yer yams out luv

>>18335791
Nah, Bobbo and Sheldon are real shooters

Do you guys think that Cope is legitimate having fun in AEW or just work for him?

Mama Wayne all covered up

Do you AEWtrannies really take this little zoomer faggot seriously? He's the worst promo I've ever heard

BRUV

>>18335842
nick saw what you faggots said last week. you ruined it

Mother looks so youthful today

>>18335801
They will accept money to hurt people

Damn Ospreay is sad. Its over.

>>18335863
but enough about dom

>faction

It’s just Nick. Kip doesn’t wrestle. His mom is just there for booba. What faction?

Ospreay has lost his smile...

sad bruv at casa bonita

Kip's hair is so gay holy shit

MOMMA WAYNE COVERING THE JUGS IS A REAL HEEL MOVE.

>>18335868
Kip had nice hair

>>18335863
>little zoomer
Your world champ dresses like a 10 year old kid, man.

Is Kip Sabian the Carlito of AEW?

>>18335868
kek he could've repeated the same promo word by word and i wouldn't have notice, last week i was just looking at mother wayne

These Progressive commercials with people acting like boomers are no longer funny.

I NEED to hear Corny tears this fucking shit to shreads.

I need Momma Wayne and Don Callis to link up and for him to commission a painting of him sucking her toes

>>18335861
>hockey no DQ brawl with his buddy Christian
>spooky blood stuff with Malakai and his buddy Gangrel showing up
>weird matches he wanted against guys like Suzuki
>building tag feud with his buddies FTR
yeah i believe he's having a good time

Christian will never be the same without Wayne's knockers

>darby wrestling sharks
uhh based

>>18335889
>I was just looking at mother Wayne
Many are saying this

>>18335897
>i need to hear my edaddy validate my opinions
grim

>>18335856
Cope said he made a business deal, meaning monetarily, to make a deal with a tag team that has been known to hurt people in exchange for money
>doesn't make sense
>Cornette fan
Kek

>>18335898
anon NO

>Peacemaker on TNT
How censored is that show?

I'm actually gonna watch this little nigga shark episode tomorrow night kek someone do a gamethread

E L E V A T E D

Why is Darby on some shark show but not Dynamite?

Darby is going to feed himself to sharks, holy based.

NIPS BROS

>>18335888
I don't watch wwe but surely Carlito has wrestled more than 5 times in the past 365 days

oof

I wish Shafir would Death Ride me

Hey Lil guys:

You will NEVER have Gunther.
You will NEVER have AJ Styles.
You will NEVER have Chad Gable.

Smile Marina

This show needs more mommy nipples

>>18335912
The Hurts hadn't previously been established as hired guns. Considering that they've been heels since debuting, it is rather odd to just establish that out of the blue

>>18335931
fuckin a

>Still to come
>Match that already happened
Sloppy shop

Mox should have pulled a Roman and fucked off for a few months after losing the title

E L E V A T E D !

GOD THAT WAS SO FUCKING HOT

MARINA SAID JERK OFF
OBEY HER

Where my Bruvs at?

Why did they just show a graphic saying Hangman is still going to fight yuta? And what the FUCK did marina just say? aew is soooooo sloppy lol

>>18335933
He buried Gable

>sad Ospreay
uh oh

>Maybe the real Adam Page was the friends we made along the way
Weird promo

>>18335940
no you

>>18335944
based yuta invoking his rematch clause

>they muted her one line

sloppy shop

Ospreay lost his smile :(

>>18335940
the credits dont roll at the end
the cowboy dont run off into the sunset

AEW being in Chicago for a month straight almost makes me wish I lived there.

>>18335859
proper jubblies her

>>18335933
Thank you, that sounds great to me

ME NECK BRUV

>>18335933
>You will NEVER have Gunther.
We don't want Gunther. We want WALTER.
>You will NEVER have AJ Styles.
>You will NEVER have Chad Gable.
Good.

empty seats even in a 1k seat venue
sad

KWABOTY INC

>neck
Bruvers....

SAW DUSTING INTENSIFIES

>>18335947
we here bruv

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

OSPREAY HURT LOL

not bruv too :((((

>>18335947
Only the highest quality of slag for me

They're shutting down the town sawmill :(

iS tHis A wOrK

>>18335947
Would creampie the two blondes with my Big American cawk

Ospreay taking time off then coming back for the build up to All In Wembley

OSPREAY WILL RETURN WITH A CYBERNETIC NECK

bum neck, grim

Will Osprey is going to be an insane heel. Deep down he is a heel. Like when he wiped his ass with the Canadian flag. Will can be based, he has it in him.

neck injury killed Jason Jordan's career

>>18335994
edrones are going to be having a meltdown

>>18335982
>is only in her 20s
Grim.

nigga that's one month away lol

These worked injury angles are getting too excessive

Based Bucks got their revenge

I'VE GOT HERNIATED DISCS BRUV

>dusting yourself for smeltzer upvotes
sad

Maybe sawdusting yourself every week isn’t a good idea

He hasn't done a single good thing in this company. Stay away cuck faggot.

>>18335977
HE (Tony Khan)had no idea
clean your ears bruv

BAHAHAHAHAHA
THERES NO FUCKING WAY HE WILL BE BACK FOR FORBIDDEN DOOR
THIS GUY IS DONE. HES GOING TO BE PARALYZED.

>1 month
bro i thought ospreay would be out for a year

based bruv getting ALL the drugs

Kek only one month bruv?

>>18335923
Mainstream star
prs undastand

HE JUST SAID THE N WORD

only a few weeks, no big deal

Did he pull a Booker T?

Wait what? A 1 month neck injury timeline to return? The fuck is he smoking?

Tony made the right choice not putting the belt on Ospreay

you can't heal from a spinal surgery in a month
this nigga is just taking a month vacation

One month really?

>gaming injury because he can't handle the grind
HHH Levesque was right

did he just say "i'm coming for each and every one of you NIGGAS?"

>putting AEW's medical care over
KEK FUCK F*NIX AND PHIL

>>18335940
Mox is not a work dodger like Lazy Joe Anoa,i

>>18336028
billionaire weed hits a lil different

Guys, shark lady in the front row is working me with those tits

I want to buy a shirt like Ospreays but that shit only looks good if you're shredded

Forbidden Door finna sell like hotcakes because it'll be the return of Ospreay

ITS
FUCKING
OVER

AHAHAHAHAH

Women shouldn't be allowed at wrestling shows.... because they can't.

>>18336028
ospreay mentioned the attack from the death riders at all in so part of it is just kayfabe

TEKKLER

OSPREAY OSPREAY

>>18336012
>>18336014
E drones trying to sway us against the Bruv, nah not gonna work.

>>18336049
why do piggies love slop so much?

>getting his misses signed before announcing a neck injury
high IQ ospreay

I don’t know why Will gave buddy that speech.

The best part of Thekla is when they have to mute her cause she just cusses all the time

Thekla owes me sex

>>18336039
Swerve signed his n-word card, I'm afraid.

i love dark goth bitches

>>18336050
why did you post this with a video of a guy who is worse at wrestling than most women?

Willow seems to be slimming down.

IT'S GIRL DEATH TRIANGLE

>>18336063
She needs implants

I do not like this stable at all.

Willow sex ass

>Julia replaced Buddy and Brody with Thekla and Skye
based ngl

>>18336072
kill yourself lil bro

why does this fucking bitch talk like this? shut up forever please. SHUT UP. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

How was Thekla in H.A.T.E? She's good with factions?

>>18336079
because you're gay?

You just know Willow has some sad flapjacks

>>18336086
I accept your concession dronie.

>Julia/Skye/Thekla faction
The Gigi/Tatum/Shotzi hole in my heart has finally been filled.

>>18336092
Her in Donna Del Mondo was dimes

>>18335948
>aew is soooooo sloppy
unironically why i prefer it to overscripted sanitized slop

Eveything she said in that promo is true...but it feels retarded considering she fought Statlander to the back while the match was still going on.

>>18336079
nigga u gay

Neén÷é looking yummy wummy as usual

>>18336097
spit-roasted that hog

>>18336079
sex triangle

AEWFAGS YOUR ACE IS GONE
ITS OVER
JAPAN SENDS THERE REGARDS

what’s the @ of the blonde in the shark hat?

Legit least attractive type of women are fat black girls, why does Willow make me absolute diamonds

>>18336119
My wify

>>18336076
>>18336117
kek

>>18336097
I'm actually a sicko but Solo SICKOa is over with me

I thought the mist turned wrestlers into goth mommies?

>>18336002
Bullshit. Bitch is in her late 30s at the least. Also she's definitely a jew.

>>18336121
She's half white bro

>>18336121
she does not have the bitchy sassy attitude

wish willow would tingle my spidey sense

>>18336063
She has a black son

>>18336092
Thekla in H.A.T.E was over with female fans

>>18335721
Baja sauce was discontinued in 2014

>>18336097
OH YOU ROASTED THAT SQUEALING PIGGIE

>>18336132
Solo is hilarious and only the most deranged consolewarriors deny that

I want a Willow trad wife

NEW THREAD
>>18336153
>>18336153
>>18336153
>>18336153
>>18336153
>>18336153

Holy shit we're almost at thread seven

>>18336081
makes sense since Brody is a face now

>>18336146
rightly so, it was fucking nasty

>>18336157
Me and Eustace ain't leaving til we reach limit

Why is Liger there?

>>18336158
Droney seethe only makes us grow stronger

>>18336121
she did a promo once like “ppl like me have always been over looked in this business” but she meant fat chicks

>>18336170
>He's a real nowhere man
>Sitting in his nowhere land

>>18336174
that drone is the heel we needed, incompetent and easy to hate

Gosh, Renee looks so fucking hot in tight pink clothing

>>18336170
based old crank nigga

>>18336168
he was there last week too

Luther not there...

>>18336195
Luther broke his dick

>>18336195
Dead

BILLIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

>>18336186
I could do without him entirely 2bh
He has serious mental issues ruining this board.
Should suck a shotgun for lunch tomorrow

>wrestling in black dress
UNF...

Yeah Toni I'm gonna need you to get rid of the tights

How are Billie, Zoey, and Ricky Starks related?