Flesh, Fins, and Fists As Shark Week Takes Over Dynamite!...
AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from Byline Bank Aragon Ballroom in Chicago, IL
8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!
>AEW World Champion Hangman Adam Page vs. Wheeler Yuta
>AEW Women's World Champion Timeless Toni Storm vs. Billie Starkz in an AEW's Women's World Championship Eliminator Match
>Swerve Strickland vs. Hechicero
>We'll Hear From The Aerial Assassin Will Ospreay
>And More!
what if ftr bald had a toupée
DID ANYONE JUST ELSE SEE THAT WAITER BRING SOME ONE THERE MEXICAN FOOD? LOOOOL ITS REAL
>>18335637Would be a dimes gimmick
>>18335637he isn't entertaining enough but ricochet should definitely have a hair arc
IMG_1809
md5: a1649042441199d95362e61148e7d54d
🔍
Why have we not seen hard nips Marina yet?
FTR Bald looks like he's wearing a diaper.
>>18335655that’s brilliant
Wheres my man ROCK HARD Juice Robinson
>>18335648>they really have waiters bringing out Mexican food now
yt people dont be seasoning they ribs lol
okay that was pretty cool
Can't believe we're already on thread 5 business is booming
>>18335655>Ricochet starts wearing a wig claiming its his real hair>challenges people to hair vs hair matches to make everyone else bald
Hi, is the AEW Dynamite thread?
Can I get two chicken quesadillas, a doritos locos taco, and a medium baja blast freeze?
>>18335688Yeah man. Me and my Buddy are waiting for our food.
I think that, its weird AEW only runs in brown cities never north east white cities
>>18335678>you will never be plumber moxley unclogging that toot pipe with your tonguewhy even live bros
I'm going to be pissed when Jetspeed don't win this
Wet Peed shouldn’t be having a competitive match with FTR
>>18335687or taking luchador masks
>>18335703Nah they're based
>>18335688someone get me a bean cheese burrito and a diet pepsi (extra diablo sauce)
ufo splash is a cool name for a cool move
>>18335703Speedball has more than earned this kind of booking
TONE DOG HEAR THIS IDEA
>>18335687
>kickout spam
If i was in the audience id get my Baja Chalupa and fucking leave.
>bald helping bald
I see how it is now.....
Boring match, JetSpeed fucking suck
>>18335688you can get fucked
>that long ass match just for ftr to win
>>18335730I think his father already did that
Big Stokely and MJF are the only good parts of AEW. they are funny. Literally everyone else sucks
stokely is a much better cripple than bt
>>18335733Did you think they were losing?
>Stoke super sweaty from standing on the outside for 20 minutes
>>18335733many such ftr matches
>ADAM COPELAND DESERVES THE RAKE
>ADAM COPELAND IS A RUDY POO CANDY ASS
stoke was making some good points before the interruption
That's Adam Copeland's music!
Are they going to sing again?
stop the singalong shit its gay
maybe I'm alone in this but I do not give a single fuck about Adam "edge" "cope" Copeland in the year of our lord 2025
I'm convinced nobody truly knows the words to that song
>>18335678I enjoyed gooning to this. https://youtu.be/85Yk0b-0ais?si=BEfzP63MEJKHm1T7
>>18335759ever since grand slam australia I think.
Copes music sucks and always sucks
>>18335760I think this crowd didn't want to do it but they kept the music playing so they felt obligated
>>18335745that match really wasnt that good
WEHOORPEEPEL
WEHOORPEEPEL
WEHOORPEEPEL
>We Hurrt Peepo
I tell people that that's Mark Henry singing
Edge buddies with the heel stable
>>18335687this is such a good fucking idea lmao.
Hurt Syndicate aura just got annihilated
Why are they working for a Canadian cracker?
babyface Cope made a deal with heel Hurt Syndicate
WE HUR PEEPO
WE HUR PEEPO
WE HUR PEEPO
WE HUR PEPUL
>WE HUR PEPUL
WE HUR PEPUL
>WE HUR PEPUL
WE HUR PEPUL
>WE HUR PEPUL
some well-melaninated gentlemen
>hurt bidness are face now
>making business with the heels
What did COPE mean by this?
Why would heels want to help out Cope?
>>18335791They are a business after all
Their business is to hurt people
The Hurt Syndicate is the new APA
THE HURT PEOPLE ARE HERE TO HELP COPE BAH GAWD
>>18335801They just want to hurt people
yes Christian was always the face to Edges heel
>>18335789sometimes you need to make deals at whatever the cost, otherwise things would never get done
I've been saying Hurt Syndicate are tweeners besides MVP and MJF
>>18335801because outside the faggots on this board edge is based
2ww0zv
md5: e86a092ca23f97124618884cbae9483f
🔍
ALWAYS
POUNDING
ASS
I love how retarded ass edrones cant figure out why they are doing this
>we break fags
Based Syndicate
So FTR are winning the tournament, beating Hurt Business for the belts, and losing them to Edge and Christian at All Out
Jushin Thunder Liger really let himself go
>>18335801they're not heels, they're hired guns. they hurrpeepo for hire
>>18335801The desire to hurr pipo is too strong
>>18335801everybody loves the copester
I remember being like 12 watching WWECW and saw Bobby lashley had his left ear pierced. I was really disappointed because I thought that meant he was gay.
>>18335801Money and also revenge for All In
>The Hurt Syndicate
>they dont care about faces or heels they just want to hurt people
based
heels don't ally with babyfaces
the show was so good with cope gone
>>18335820now the piggiEs know how normal people feel when they happen to watch a few minutes of WWE
MAMA WAYNE IS HIDING THE BOOBIES NOOOOOOOOO
wtf is this 2017 RAW shit on my tv
Nick sitting down makes it look like he's tiny
>There are people that care about the Edge vs FTR feud
>>18335836Its just bidness you fat retard
OK I'm just gonna say it: Cope getting help from the heels doesn't make a lick of sense and now I literally and unironically cannot wait for Corny and the great Brian last to tear this shit apart
>mama wayne covering up
what a heel move
>Mama Wayne covered up the bazongas
Shame
Mama Wayne get yer yams out luv
>>18335791Nah, Bobbo and Sheldon are real shooters
Do you guys think that Cope is legitimate having fun in AEW or just work for him?
Mama Wayne all covered up
Do you AEWtrannies really take this little zoomer faggot seriously? He's the worst promo I've ever heard
>>18335842nick saw what you faggots said last week. you ruined it
>okay Nick re-do the promo from last week and tell your mom to cover up the knockers
Mother looks so youthful today
>>18335801They will accept money to hurt people
Damn Ospreay is sad. Its over.
>>18335863but enough about dom
>faction
It’s just Nick. Kip doesn’t wrestle. His mom is just there for booba. What faction?
Ospreay has lost his smile...
Kip's hair is so gay holy shit
MOMMA WAYNE COVERING THE JUGS IS A REAL HEEL MOVE.
>>18335868Kip had nice hair
>>18335863>little zoomerYour world champ dresses like a 10 year old kid, man.
Is Kip Sabian the Carlito of AEW?
>>18335868kek he could've repeated the same promo word by word and i wouldn't have notice, last week i was just looking at mother wayne
These Progressive commercials with people acting like boomers are no longer funny.
I NEED to hear Corny tears this fucking shit to shreads.
I need Momma Wayne and Don Callis to link up and for him to commission a painting of him sucking her toes
>>18335861>hockey no DQ brawl with his buddy Christian >spooky blood stuff with Malakai and his buddy Gangrel showing up>weird matches he wanted against guys like Suzuki>building tag feud with his buddies FTRyeah i believe he's having a good time
Christian will never be the same without Wayne's knockers
>darby wrestling sharks
uhh based
>>18335889>I was just looking at mother WayneMany are saying this
>>18335897>i need to hear my edaddy validate my opinionsgrim
>>18335856Cope said he made a business deal, meaning monetarily, to make a deal with a tag team that has been known to hurt people in exchange for money
>doesn't make sense>Cornette fanKek
>Peacemaker on TNT
How censored is that show?
I'm actually gonna watch this little nigga shark episode tomorrow night kek someone do a gamethread
Why is Darby on some shark show but not Dynamite?
Darby is going to feed himself to sharks, holy based.
>>18335888I don't watch wwe but surely Carlito has wrestled more than 5 times in the past 365 days
I wish Shafir would Death Ride me
Hey Lil guys:
You will NEVER have Gunther.
You will NEVER have AJ Styles.
You will NEVER have Chad Gable.
This show needs more mommy nipples
>>18335912The Hurts hadn't previously been established as hired guns. Considering that they've been heels since debuting, it is rather odd to just establish that out of the blue
>Still to come
>Match that already happened
Sloppy shop
Mox should have pulled a Roman and fucked off for a few months after losing the title
GOD THAT WAS SO FUCKING HOT
MARINA SAID JERK OFF
OBEY HER
Why did they just show a graphic saying Hangman is still going to fight yuta? And what the FUCK did marina just say? aew is soooooo sloppy lol
>>18335933He buried Gable
>Maybe the real Adam Page was the friends we made along the way
Weird promo
>>18335944based yuta invoking his rematch clause
>they muted her one line
sloppy shop
Ospreay lost his smile :(
>>18335940the credits dont roll at the end
the cowboy dont run off into the sunset
AEW being in Chicago for a month straight almost makes me wish I lived there.
>>18335859proper jubblies her
>>18335933Thank you, that sounds great to me
>>18335933>You will NEVER have Gunther.We don't want Gunther. We want WALTER.
>You will NEVER have AJ Styles.>You will NEVER have Chad Gable.Good.
>I had no idea I was showing up today as I was flying over
empty seats even in a 1k seat venue
sad
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>18335947Only the highest quality of slag for me
They're shutting down the town sawmill :(
>>18335947Would creampie the two blondes with my Big American cawk
Ospreay taking time off then coming back for the build up to All In Wembley
OSPREAY WILL RETURN WITH A CYBERNETIC NECK
Will Osprey is going to be an insane heel. Deep down he is a heel. Like when he wiped his ass with the Canadian flag. Will can be based, he has it in him.
neck injury killed Jason Jordan's career
>>18335994edrones are going to be having a meltdown
>>18335982>is only in her 20sGrim.
nigga that's one month away lol
These worked injury angles are getting too excessive
Based Bucks got their revenge
I'VE GOT HERNIATED DISCS BRUV
>dusting yourself for smeltzer upvotes
sad
Maybe sawdusting yourself every week isn’t a good idea
He hasn't done a single good thing in this company. Stay away cuck faggot.
>I deserve a spot on a PPV after taking two months off
>>18335977HE (Tony Khan)had no idea
clean your ears bruv
BAHAHAHAHAHA
THERES NO FUCKING WAY HE WILL BE BACK FOR FORBIDDEN DOOR
THIS GUY IS DONE. HES GOING TO BE PARALYZED.
>1 month
bro i thought ospreay would be out for a year
based bruv getting ALL the drugs
>>18335923Mainstream star
prs undastand
only a few weeks, no big deal
Wait what? A 1 month neck injury timeline to return? The fuck is he smoking?
Tony made the right choice not putting the belt on Ospreay
you can't heal from a spinal surgery in a month
this nigga is just taking a month vacation
>gaming injury because he can't handle the grind
HHH Levesque was right
did he just say "i'm coming for each and every one of you NIGGAS?"
>putting AEW's medical care over
KEK FUCK F*NIX AND PHIL
>>18335940Mox is not a work dodger like Lazy Joe Anoa,i
>>18336028billionaire weed hits a lil different
Guys, shark lady in the front row is working me with those tits
I want to buy a shirt like Ospreays but that shit only looks good if you're shredded
Forbidden Door finna sell like hotcakes because it'll be the return of Ospreay
ITS
FUCKING
OVER
AHAHAHAHAH
Women shouldn't be allowed at wrestling shows.... because they can't.
>>18336028ospreay mentioned the attack from the death riders at all in so part of it is just kayfabe
>>18336012>>18336014E drones trying to sway us against the Bruv, nah not gonna work.
>>18336049why do piggies love slop so much?
>getting his misses signed before announcing a neck injury
high IQ ospreay
I don’t know why Will gave buddy that speech.
The best part of Thekla is when they have to mute her cause she just cusses all the time
>>18336039Swerve signed his n-word card, I'm afraid.
>>18336050why did you post this with a video of a guy who is worse at wrestling than most women?
Willow seems to be slimming down.
>>18336063She needs implants
I do not like this stable at all.
>Julia replaced Buddy and Brody with Thekla and Skye
based ngl
>>18336072kill yourself lil bro
why does this fucking bitch talk like this? shut up forever please. SHUT UP. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
How was Thekla in H.A.T.E? She's good with factions?
>>18336079because you're gay?
You just know Willow has some sad flapjacks
>>18336086I accept your concession dronie.
>Julia/Skye/Thekla faction
The Gigi/Tatum/Shotzi hole in my heart has finally been filled.
>>18336092Her in Donna Del Mondo was dimes
>>18335948>aew is soooooo sloppyunironically why i prefer it to overscripted sanitized slop
Eveything she said in that promo is true...but it feels retarded considering she fought Statlander to the back while the match was still going on.
Neén÷é looking yummy wummy as usual
>>18336097spit-roasted that hog
AEWFAGS YOUR ACE IS GONE
ITS OVER
JAPAN SENDS THERE REGARDS
what’s the @ of the blonde in the shark hat?
Legit least attractive type of women are fat black girls, why does Willow make me absolute diamonds
>>18336097I'm actually a sicko but Solo SICKOa is over with me
I thought the mist turned wrestlers into goth mommies?
>>18336002Bullshit. Bitch is in her late 30s at the least. Also she's definitely a jew.
>>18336121She's half white bro
>>18336121she does not have the bitchy sassy attitude
wish willow would tingle my spidey sense
>>18336063She has a black son
>>18336092Thekla in H.A.T.E was over with female fans
>>18335721Baja sauce was discontinued in 2014
>>18336097OH YOU ROASTED THAT SQUEALING PIGGIE
>>18336132Solo is hilarious and only the most deranged consolewarriors deny that
I want a Willow trad wife
Holy shit we're almost at thread seven
>>18336081makes sense since Brody is a face now
>>18336146rightly so, it was fucking nasty
>>18336157Me and Eustace ain't leaving til we reach limit
>>18336158Droney seethe only makes us grow stronger
>>18336121she did a promo once like “ppl like me have always been over looked in this business” but she meant fat chicks
>>18336170>He's a real nowhere man>Sitting in his nowhere land
>>18336174that drone is the heel we needed, incompetent and easy to hate
Gosh, Renee looks so fucking hot in tight pink clothing
>>18336170based old crank nigga
>>18336168he was there last week too
>>18336195Luther broke his dick
>>18336186I could do without him entirely 2bh
He has serious mental issues ruining this board.
Should suck a shotgun for lunch tomorrow
>wrestling in black dress
UNF...
Yeah Toni I'm gonna need you to get rid of the tights
How are Billie, Zoey, and Ricky Starks related?
