Thread 18336153

Flesh, Fins, and Fists As Shark Week Takes Over Dynamite!...
AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from Byline Bank Aragon Ballroom in Chicago, IL
8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!

>AEW World Champion Hangman Adam Page vs. Wheeler Yuta
>AEW Women's World Champion Timeless Toni Storm vs. Billie Starkz in an AEW's Women's World Championship Eliminator Match
>Swerve Strickland vs. Hechicero
>We'll Hear From The Aerial Assassin Will Ospreay
>And More!

get well soon bruv

WE SPIT ROAST PEOPLE

>>18336153 (OP)
Still Vince

MJF bought to get bucked!

KEK PUT THIS KIKE IN HIS PLACE

that's no way to treat the star of happy gilmore 2

Based

TONI :D

Blacks double crossing a jew? What is this? Opposite day?

So that's it, that's the story ending?

>>18336153 (OP)
this MJF/Hurt business shit has been pure ass for months now.
please, fuck's sake, end this.

That can’t be real that can’t be like the real direction of the story. They knew he was a prick to begin with. He made it very clear why he wanted to be with them was for them to help him get the world title it would make no sense for them to be like wow he’s doing everything. He said he would he needs to be out of here. You’re the fuckers that let him in. There has to be some swerve going on here.

Kek that didn't last long

Wtf they're already kicking MJF out?

>>18336182
based bobbo knows how to deal with the yidrats

>>18336191
kekd

Athena is my forever goddess

TONI TIME

Nashian

>>18336192
BOOKER OF THE DECADE, E DRONE
GET FUCKED

Big Billie

I actually met Tony at an indie show, he was there to cheer on Kyle Fletcher. Truly is a nice dude, we talked for few minutes. Then I shook his hand goodbye and whispered in his ear,
>"I'm an E-God, bitch."

Tony's brown face turned white as a ghost. He knows exactly who we are. And then he turned to scurry away so I slapped him so hard my hand went numb. Broke his glasses too, that's why he wears the new ones.

His butt buddy Orange Julius was there too, looked like he was about to do something, so I just pointed at him and said,
>"No."
Then I slapped Tony again and walked away laughing. People were screaming " all security!", but Tony stopped them,
>"Please don't, he's an E-God. They're too powerful."

AEW is red hot

>>18336191
They started putting them all in jail for a reason brother.

>>18336178
Vince is All Time
2025 is Portapotty Philip

>>18336153 (OP)
Bruv telling Swerve to take care of his wife for him, while he goes back to England

>>18336192
obviously not

A preview of things to come

BILLIE MY LOVE

I NEED a Billie Starkz wife like yesterday

>>18336213
I've enjoyed last few dynamites

Toni Storm getting the top of the hour spot, that's something

So this is how they are bringing Wardlow back. MJF is going to have Wardlow beat niggers up

>>18336224
literal child abuse

>Starks has a 90s jobber like theme
Whoa guys, did she make her like her a bit?

So all that buildup for nothing? Thats how MJF and the hurt syndicate part ways? I guarantee drones are going to dunk on us for this and rightfully so. Tony fumbled that storyline im afraid.

>>18336225
holy gayola. gain t

>you’re walking down the hallway and then the corner to see this
what do?

You just know Billie Starks pussy smells like old burger king

>>18336201
4chan got to the Hurt Syndicate and they no longer deal with jews.

UPSKIRT TONI

>>18336238
Oh come, it's just a little rib.

How Toni is wrestling almost every week being world champion and HHH can't make the same thing with Iyo Sky?

man I was really high last weekend I think luther's penis fell off

>>18336251
yum

AWOOGA

>>18336244
Tony didnt fumble shit. it was ass from the get go.
to fumble something you have to have actually carried it at some point

>>18336225
Please consider suicide

>>18336244
No, MJF just needs to quit being such a bitch.

Did (You) guys see Tony's live stream earlier begging people to watch dynamite and bragging about his Dad's original Renoir paintings? It was fucking pathetic lol

TJPW MENTIONED

wrestler in a balcony overlooking the ring is kino

>>18336245
Found a fecal colored faggot

This show has absolutely ruled so far boys. My favorite board to spend my Wednesdays. And we get seething edrones here for additional entertainment. Just wholesome Edub fun all around

>>18336224
GIWTWM

wrestling in a dress is hot as fuck

>>18336236
Star spot, brother

If anyone should get the Hank Hill ass meme it's Billie Starkz. Tragic ass.

>>18336191
kek

>>18336244
Calm down little bro, MJF will cost Bobby and Shelton to lose the belts its not over yet.

I'll say this much. You all owe us both a long standing apology AND now a thank you for leaving you alone tonight.

AEW's death is so meme/shitpost worthy, it's taking all we have not to punch down tonight. Enjoy your little show. And you're welcome.

>>18336272
tony a CUTE

>>18336272
Not as pathetic as your life

Billie Starks looks like this is how she cooks lasagna

>>18336259
Unlike Iyo, Timeless T is an actual draw

>>18336273
Excalibur bring up the 2500 in Dallas since Meltzer won't.

This "a woman's right to shoes" ad they keep playing on HBO MAX has go away heat with me

>>18336253
The p in /pol/ stands for Porter

I swear to God, Toni's thighs get a little thicker every week

>>18336224
based

>>18336292
Was it a rib?

>>18336268
Another fecal colored fag or just a pathetic simp?

Toni needs to get rid of the tights. I need to see her thighs jiggle

dont forget to pre order your big rubber guys bros

I do not care for Billie Starkz

>>18336294
huh

>>18336280
It is. They should make that a match type or something. An Evening Gown Match if you will.

>>18336272
No, i have a family son. Shit to do. Sounds based tho

>>18336307
holy based

>>18336272
>Based boss
>Sicko booker
>Gentle human being
Gotta love the Tonedawg

>>18336286
hey thanks

>>18336276
Sorry about your pedophilia. Maybe one of the numerous joshi threads are more your speed.

>>18336263
>mfw Toni in that lil sexy black number

>Mongolian chops
soul

>>18336309
No accounting for taste

she's TIMELESSING UP

>>18336322
Interesting projection

>>18336278
AEW chads RUN this board
and that seething Droney BITCH best not forget it

BILLIE MY LOVE, MY STAR

Toni's new gimmick is beating all the top black females

Billie is lucky she has a gorgeous face because she has zero ass and her posture makes her look like a preying mantis.

WE GET IT, ATHENA IS WATCHING THE MATCH

>>18336309
typical indy shitter, awful look, no charisma yet people think she's gonna be some superstar cuz she takes bumps on the floor

>>18336331
I accept your concession, joshipedo

Antony Rafiq Khan

tony khan death dying suicide evil blood guts darkness despair depravity self-loathing sickness sick plague mourning aew fail crash disaster manslaughter abyss abysmal hades hell damnation

Maybe Buddy shouldn’t be in this.

>>18336244
Shelton is terrible on the mic and Bobby Lashley is fucking boring to the point WWE was tired of that nigger. Their faction sucks

ngl bros im missing our ceo

>>18336345
I'm not into bugs, simp faggot
Dimeless is disgusting
No tits and man's lower half

>>18336342
bro the whole point of this match is to build to Athena's challenge while breaking Billie loose from Athena

>>18336309
I admire her willingness to take crazy bumps but she's not very good, all her offense looks extremely weak

>>18336272
based Tonedog a fine art connoisseur

>>18336350
Buddy got replaced

>>18336310
KWAFP

>>18336292
>Imagine being invited to Evans house for dinner. You drive up and the patchy lawn grass is grown different heights for some reason and spare car parts are everywhere but no car in sight. You walk into his house and it smells like marijuana and mold that they probably scrape off the wall to smoke when they're out of weed. Children are running around everywhere and you ask him which is his and he responds with none. You sit down at a table that has coasters under one leg and it still wobbles for some reason. There's 6 chairs and none of them match. You stay cause you don't want to be rude and ask what his wife made. He says lasagna as his wife hands you a crumbling piece that looks to be half cooked. You take a bite and it cuts your mouth as if you were chewing glass. You finish it and Evans asks if you want seconds and you say yes cause you don't want to be rude as you sit there thinking you'll have to go to the hospital cause this is going to hurt way worse coming out.

after i win the lottery im putting on an indie show soley to make Billie the champion and over pay her to bang me

>>18336272
WHAT A KWAB HE OWNS PRICELESS ARTWORK LMAO

Good little match. Toni gave Billie a lot there.

These is a level of kino AEW can never have

wtf billie that was really mean

STOP THE CONTRACT SHIT THAT SHIT'S SO GAY

>>18336376
You just have to buy her like 2 Coors and a pack of Menthol cigarettes for that

BASED BILLIE!
FUCK AUBREY!

based Billie shoving that horse ref out the ring

Billie is like Bayley without any charm (muchless the fat ass)

>>18336376
hello Ed from Laredo

>>18336380
KEK why did you crop Travis Scoot out?

>>18336376
Enjoy your civil lawsuit

Imagine relentlessly pounding Billie's anus while she cries in pain, but doesn't tell you to stop

Billie Starkz is an 8/10 desu some of you wouldn't understand

>>18336292
Qrd on this? Which wrestler posted?

>>18336362
billie is terrible in-ring and she hasn't gotten much better despite working a lot over the past few years

>>18336380
>IT'S A LE MOMENT

>>18336380
yeah aew does kino angles and then follows up with the story until paul kek

athena owes me sex

>>18336388
GayEW can't help copying WWE

>>18336403
Jack Evans

>>18336377
>TONY KAHN'S FATHER LOVES HIM WHAT A FUCKING LOSER NOT LIKE ME THO LMAOOO

>>18336360
Oh really? Then call Oinko a fat ugly pig and I'll believe you

LITERALLY FUCKING WHO??????????

>>18336380
Are you honestly flexing THAT segment? That fucking segment that has proven to be a FUCKING FAILURE as the months unraveled?

>>18336380
Here's your (You) only because you removed that talentless hack rapper from your collage.

WEENZAH

Pushing Mrs Ospreay over Statlander and Willow...

holy shit her theme starts with her name and she still got DEAD silence. You might as well have sent my unknown fat ass out there I'd have gotten the same reaction.

Wouldn't it have made more sense to do this run in before they announced the match a week ago?

>>18336414
>Oinko
That's not a real name, is it?

Windsor looks like she has droopy disappointing tits

>>18336416
No neck Will's wife bruv

Imagine if an Echad broke into this little KWAB's house and burned all his precious artwork

Collision is live this Saturday? Cool

Why is Lita here?

>>18336380
>These is a level of kino
GOOD MORNING SIR!!

BAH GAWD ITS MRS BRUV

Need Athena's chocolatey thighs around my head

>>18336403
Jack Evans Mexican wife tried to make lasagna before he was extorted by the cartel.

>>18336416
MOMMY BRUV

missus ospreay gives a lot of high end samsung smart fridges a run for their money

Windsor should be on the fed

>>18336428
fraid so

>>18336433
She fell into a vat of stem cells?

>>18336431
try that and get turned into bacon by TK goons

>>18336435
>>18336440
Slag

>>18336431
>Imagine if an Echad broke into someone's house
Literally, MANY cases of this

>>18336443
No fucking way
lol

>>18336431
It's insured and he would buy new kino paintings.

I'm out, I'm going to watch some G1

>>18336400
based Billie enjoyer.
Space Jesus been good to us for years now

>>18336442
That wouldn't work. The black cock perk went away with Vince.

>>18336458
Transformers?

Oh shit, new TV South Park?

>>18336416
So wait shes a coalburner? I thought you guys saidi Will has a niglet stepkid

>>18336458
G1 is super grimola this year 2bh
Only watch Takeshita matches

>>18336458
Taichi vs Finlay has been match of the tournament so far.

Why didn’t Tony get Buddy’s wife instead? Why doesn’t Buddy’s wife simply tell Tony to make him champ? Let the record show, I took the blows and did it my way.

>>18336380
Rock was cool 25 years ago. Cena wasn't hated for a decade starting 20 years ago. cody literally couldn't get over in the midcard in AEW.

>>18336454
lol indeed my friend

That Takis burger from Wendy's does not look the least bit appetizing

I guess it's safe to say that Bea Priestley isn't being signed?

>>18336474
Takeshita?

I don’t swerve when I drive cause it’s dangerous

>>18336380
Wtf is rock doing his fingers? Lmao

These is the owner of your gay show

>>18336453
lmaooooo
They are constantly in the news for this shit

>>18336467
that cat is not laughing. that cat is very likely hissing or saying "MAAAOOWWW"

WHOSE HOUSE?

they should've just debuted windsor in a tag team

>>18336477
Tony would need to find a way to get his money back from Mercedes to do that.

SKIRTSKIRT

>>18336458
Watch everything with Taichi, Yuya, Boltin and Takeshita.

>>18336397
she’s not like that

I VEER ERRATICALLY FROM MY DESIGNATED LANE WHEN I OPERATE A MOTOR VEHICLE

>>18336278
it has been pretty good

>>18336487
Wait until after the Stardom g1

>>18336488
Dubs for Big Take

>>18336487
Can't really use her if she's booked for the 5 Star.

>>18336487
maybe tag team with hayter? she's still not back

Hechicero is so based

why does swerve have cm punk’s flag on his shirt

fire wizard

>>18336394
>Billie is like Bayley without any charm (muchless the fat ass)
Which is exactly why I think I have a chance

I hate Nog Strickland

>>18336503
Nigger, they're all like that.

Im literally so fucking pissed right now that im shaking and im not afraid to admit it.
Fuck TK booking Billie like absolute trash.
Billie deserved better.

>>18336493
>These is the owner of
GMS!!!!

YO ONIONS HECHICERO

time for Tony to finally give my man Big Hech that 'is all elite' graphic

>>18336493
>that quick hug
I have the feeling that Tony never cared that much about Nyla

>>18336323
ah red hot riding hood, now that brings back memories

god damn Hechicero's theme music a cert banger

>>18336531
There's always next week

These venues getting so small, AEW will actually go live from Swerves house.

yo onions hechicero

My nigger ain’t even going to take his shirt off to beat up this beaner

Hechicero with cyberpunk's theme

I'm not a AEW hater or anything but I never really liked Callis. Is he supposed to be their version of Heyman?

>>18336538
Wasn't she/he a Brandi pick anyways?

>>18336527
DAYUM

Who the fuck is Heckohiro?

>>18336349
WWE encourages devil worship, confirmed

>>18336540
Based riff and driving drums

>>18336527
yum

>>18336534
LMFAO THIS NIGGA SAID ONIONS

Why wasn’t he listed?

>tri lingual
he tries very hard lol

Based Hechicero pondering putas

>>18336539
GOATed gooner react
the nigga shot himself the bitch was so hot

What's the QRD on Don Callis? Wat did he do before AEW?

>>18336549
Nah boss, only post this one when it's Speedball's theme

Hate watching drones don't deserve to see this

>>18336554
no because Heyman has charisma
don callis just sucks
literally the only good thing he ever did was impersonate a cameraman for a sneak attack and then announce he'd been hiding in his own basement for six weeks

>>18336556
yes

If Swerve is a draw why are the fans looking at Callis?

>>18336566
raymond stereo soldout his mexican cred for aaa

>>18336427
no. she ran out because they have the match coming up

>>18336540
if I was TK rich, I would have dudes with speakers follow me around all the time playing Hech's music on loop

>>18336543
I look and dance like him
https://youtu.be/50YQeugOMOw

this mexican sucks

>>18336582
Callis is better than Heyman because he isn't a stinking jew.

We need more Fletcher

>>18336539
I fapped to that redheaded bitch before I even knew what a boner was

>>18336527
>toni after 60 minutes in bed with juice

WHOS CASA? SWERVES CASA

Is this the main event already?

>>18336584
the light is reflecting off his shiny bald head and blinding them

>>18336593
callis sucks so bad he's probably secretly Jewish on his mama side

>>18336598
What are you saying? I don't understand Spanish

Was Don Callis ever in WWE? What's his background?

Need a Jericho-Hechichero wizard battle

>>18336605
Callis is a freemason

>>18336608
He was the Jackal. He was the manager for the Oddities. Hec wasn't there that long.

>>18336600
>huge thighs
>small ass
Perfect

Did they?

>>18336577
Many AEW fans first learned about him as the color commentator in NJPW who went BIG MIKE! and glazed Kenny Omega. He then co-ran TNA (then Impact) with Scott D'Amore and became a heel manager in AEW with a backstory that he groomed Kenny to greatness. Now 100% of his purpose is to find the best wrestlers in the world to crush Kenny once and for all. Think Paul Jones Army vs Boogie Woogie Man Jimmie Valiant but serious.

brace your urethra for turbulence

>>18336596
same lol

>>18336608
He was for a few year
https://youtu.be/ccE-WGbD1Y4

>>18336618
Fuck off.

>>18336616
>small ass
You mean no ass

>>18336619
>>18336615
Thanks im an edrone BTW but thanks

>>18336608
The Jackyl who ran Truth Commission

This match is kinda poor

>>18336609
whats up with Jericho? fozzie tour or hiatus?

>>18336636
Did Luther ever get his glasses fixed?

>>18336634
You seem redeemable still piggie

>>18336639
Career ending pregnancy

>>18336619
based real wrestling fan

>>18336636
Loother agressively points at the nip

>>18336639
Could be wrong but I believe Meltzer said he's just waiting on creative now

>>18336637
swerve can't wrestle I feel bad for the luchador

>>18336639
high anus

>>18336645
>worked

>>18336636
Mortos suck on those chocolate milk tiddies every night

>>18336608
Wrestling promoter who was not welcome in WWF. Went to ECW in the dying days as Cyrus the Virus from the Network to be the King to Joey Style's JR. I don't know what he did between 2001 and NJPW.

>>18336635
Me in high school telling people I'm in a rock band

>>18336639
God willing fozzy stays on tour for the rest of the decade

>>18336592
They all do

>>18336572
and then continued gooning from beyond the grave lol

>>18336651
Say what you want about Swerve, at least he's not Damian Priest.

>>18336656
>Mortos getting his caramel nalgas clapped by Mercedes for main event status
Based?

YO THREAD BITCH

MAKE A NEW FUCKING THREAD

>>18336651
Nah this is Hechicero's fault. Weak strikes and seemingly forgetting spots

>>18336666
you aren't wrong

>>18336659
With Ozzy now gone it's certainly possible especially if they can rename themselves Fozzy Ausborne or something.

>>18336634
Don Callis was also Cyrus in ECW. He portrayed a representative from TNN who would constantly try to curb and censor all the extreme/hardcore shit ECW

>>18336657
>was not welcome in WWF
Qrd?

>>18336659
the fact they even tour hurts. ive heard better handicapped metal bands

>>18336668
Is Kenny okay here?

NEW THREAD
>>18336680
>>18336680
>>18336680
>>18336680
>>18336680

>>18336679
hey man, whatever keeps him off my TV on Wednesday nights

>>18336639
Hopefully leaving and going back to the Fed.
We are done with him 2bh

>>18336635
>>18336676
damn, wasnt he also the bad guy from Twisted Metal

>>18336655
Alright then you are irredeemable and are going into the oven

>>18336675
Like Sharon would ever allow that shit

>>18336635
Has school shooter written all over him.

>>18336682
no he died

>>18336685
>Billie
Oh God that thread smells like oil, dirty clothes and mold

BIG HECH
THICC AF

>>18336685
No sir, not getting out of this thread (until bump limit)

I actually got invested in this fucking match damn you Tony

>>18336700
Kek I know, she's a jew.

>>18336676
Remember that stupid Palmer character from Smackdown in like 2005, it was a variation of Cyrus no?

>>18336695
That wasn't me who said worked, I am genuinely thanking you for giving me a good response. Aew is still gay though.

>>18336663
A real ass nigga

ugh its this faggot brody, someone stab this piece of trash already. And no i dont hate AEW just him.

Based Okada

>>18336714
luv dis old nigga

>>18336714
Why did he no sell that sinking boat?

>>18336740
swerve will do the job to the money clip

>fed-ass finish
damn, this show was doing so well

gates of ayygony

>>18336678
JBL fucking hated his guts and made his time hell. The first time the Hardy Boyz were taken to wrestler's court was because they disobeyed an order from a veteran to break toothpicks off in Don Callis's car locks so he couldn't unlock the doors. Why Bradshaw picked the Jackal, I have no idea. For all I know, someone called a code red.

Im listening Trevor.

What does G.O.A. stand for?

>>18336753
To not break character
Gotta protect the business

>>18336767
Don Callis was a Canadian/"Bret Hart" guy coming in post-Montreal. Viewed as an "enemy" by the most stooged of Fed wrestlers at the time