Thread 18409309

LOL No Milly Edition

(The Captain won and as always is CUTE and SEXO as well as God's favorite pirate.)

Previous: >>18400931

Kairi sings the anti-blues:
https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-share

Theme of Kairi's Krew:
https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09

Socials:
https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/
https://x.com/kairi_official

I LOVE MY CAPTAIN

>>18409309 (OP)
botch fucker got archived before at 82 replies

>>18409327
Good morning sir

>>18409382
Kek what a little trickster

>>18409327
The only reason for her to still get booked is the massive pedo fetish going around the WWE

>>18409402
She's a very sneaky player

>>18409461
I think the Nia one was right before she gave in to her inner ogre and injured Kairi.

>slid again
Give it up, OP

>>18409475
Nia just got demoted to NXT. Kairi always wins

>>18409487
Nah /arrrr/ will live forever fatty

>>18409309 (OP)
hoggers is getting real mad at this thread for posting Ris

>>18409536
>>18409501
it do be like that

>>18409630
He's mad at God for cancelling his legs and Becky Lynch for cancelling his ability to go see WWE shows.

Love the pirate player

>>18409660
based god
>>18409743
same

>>18409660
Thank you based G-man

>>18409911
lol
>lit

>>18409364
>>18409382
>>18409461
>>18409501
Goofy ass player

>>18410033
Many people adore this about her

>>18409641
they say the word

>>18410033
She looks like she could drink you under the table, then eat a triple cheese burger with fries and a diet coke and lose like five pounds in the process.

>>18409743
Same

ain't it odd that the anti threads always get bumped right when the sliding happens?

>>18410882
>>18410892
Love strong 'ri

>>18411625
based

>page 7 in 30 mins
god damn, fatty is mad

What the fuck is this slide? the ratings aren't even up and he's turbo sliding

>>18412161
He's committed, I'll give him that. I'm kinda growing on the new Kairi thread every day though lol

>>18413363
idk what he is even seething about either, lol. there is no ratings thread

SEXO 'ri

Kawaii

Love 'ri

batten down the hatches, Kairi Krew. Dynamite did the job to NXT again, you know who is about to go hogwild on the board when he wakes up

>>18414745
I don't know how NXT keep doing this without Stephanie & Roxie.

>>18409402
She's the Loki of WWE.

>>18414809
AEW did the job to a rerun of guy fieri and a rerun of homes version of 205 live. it ain't hard to go over the dub

>>18409501
It be that way, sometimes. Have mercy!

>>18415100
odd

>>18414835
How'd it happen though? Nia ain't exactly booked weak...she demolished just about everyone in that battle royal. This must be a short term stint, or else she fkd up somehow that we are not aware of.

>>18415235
feuding with lash

>>18415983
ohhh shit I didn't think Mayu would ever leave Stardom

>>18415807
Where will Dakota and Shayna end up now that they're 90 days are up?

>>18415983
If she does get to wrestle them it will be in Japan because she doesn't like to travel overseas.

>>18414290
>>18416206
I wish we got a proper Pirate Pudding with the tag team titles.

>>18416206
love 'ri. love Tamu.
why are her eyes so baggy here?

>>18416202
Shayna is working backstage at NXT

>>18416267
She said she was testing the waters doing that during her 90 days, but still wants to wrestle wherever she can.

>>18415618
>that fanatic Kairimaniac on the left
alright, which one of you was this?

>>18416238
looks like they were crying

>>18416238
Love 'ri love Tamu & love Poi

>>18415983
Mayu is so fucking UGLY

>>18416778
I like her, not as much as Kawaiiri Sane of course

>>18416778
>>18417246

Watch out is Hojo The Killer

Insane el'bump for the Captain

Poor smoll 'ri

I LOVE 'ri

Kawaiiri

What's up with all the Marie Monroe or whatever is her name threads? Who's shitting up the board?

>>18416778
Mean. You just haven't seen Mayu at the right angle in the right lighting

>>18419178
Is she the NXT girl? Haven't been watching much NXT since Steph got bumped up.

>>18418145
>>18418153
based, hoggers is going hog wild
>>18419178
it's the hog boi. he's fucking seething because collision did the job to fucking reruns of guy fieri and then dynaslop jobbed to nxt and who knows what and even dave thinks they are getting canceled

>>18420052
Yes, i thinks she's a ex aew girl but i just don't get why all the fucking threads
>>18420084
Fuck that guy we just want to Joshi posting in peace goddammit

'ri pantsu

>>18420307
>panties say jap

>>18420539
And ANAL but misspelled

>>18420084
>>18420824
He's also in the Stardom threads melting down.
Why does he insist on pretending to not be Hoggers? We all know what he's like.

>>18421231
Based 'ri

>people bitch about 'ri for botching
>literally every mexican is a worse wrestler than her

>>18422635
Kek Kairi also wrestle in Mexico
https://youtu.be/MCnEcTvAScc?si=cTbrzo6KmHLcB_IY

Love this players

But i also love this players

>>18422929
She must have been the best wrestler in the country when she was there. I don't get it. There are mexicans born in the US who can wrestle Dom, Rey, Eddie, Roxy and Raquel and there are wrestlers born outside of mexico who worked in mexico and can wrestle, Steph and Rey.
But every wrestler who was born in mexico is fucking ass

School girl 'ri

>>18422965
>>18422975
Many love these cute players!

Badass 'ri

>>18422635
Kairi never botches. She makes intentional mistakes in a tactical effort to showcase her cuteness.

Kitty 'ri

>>18422989
Mr Iguana is pretty rad. Maybe they just pick up bad habits.

>>18424266
even the fucking guy Chad Gable had to fight sucked and he was the champ

>>18424273
wasn't there a scary spot in that match?

>>18424323
I remember the guy getting stuck in the ropes doing some weird move and then he also kept having to talk like 10 mins to set up each move and it was dumb. The Ethan match was kind of fun. everyone else would do these dumb as flips or set up moves taking forever and then Ethan would just power bomb them or razers edge them

>>18424332
Kek yea Ethan went 'murrica on their asses

Love crazy 'ri

>>18424502
which is funny because he's a leaf

>>18424585
she scares me

>>18424126
She reminds me of a MySpace emo/scene girl here

>>18417286
kairi bush

>>18425143
>Look at this lil' pirate I found! She's so cute! I'm going to keep her!

>>18425143
IYO & Kairi are lovers

>>18425578
Hot
>>18425592
SUPER HOT

'ri is watching you anon

>>18409309 (OP)
kairi cute!

>>18427025
What a cutie pie

take a bump

>>18427881
Based
Not really exciting for summer slam's day one still watching anyways but tomorrow i having pizza & beer for the kino (dom vs aj/IYO vs Naomi-Rhea)
What do you think lads, Seth injury is a work o nah? That's the one thing that can save day one for me
'ri is always cute and sexo btw

>>18425592
based

>>18428560
'ri pussy

>>18427937
Kinda looking forward to Logan vs Smelly Hole NGL

>>18427937
I hope seff is legit crippled for life and can never walk or wrestle again and they have to amputate his leg

>>18429560
the logan and JD matches are the only day 1 matches worth watching

>>18428560
If Poi is taking Shingo's dick now, I would like to console Sareee by burying my head between her thighs, then invite Kairi over for even more fun and games.

'ri

Not today Slidey boi

>>18427937
I know it lads, overall it was okay, for me the cash in saved the day

>>18430898
Kek worked much lad? But well I don't get the hate por Seth

>>18434271
>>18434221
I turned off the stream after the jelly roll match, lol. I only watched the JD match and the jelly roll match. I legit hate seff and sami

>>18434719
Just browse/pw/ and keep the Kairi posting whenever Seth is on lad
>>18435054
Flying 'ri to my balls pls

>>18435469
miss my iiconics so much vince was a fool with how he handled them

>>18435203
Sexo

>>18435469
Kawaii Pirate

>>18434719
But you'll lose all those 3 minute blocks, which always include Kairi's entrance

>>18436500
what? I have adblock

Hojo

So is Kairi gunna have to go to slopdown to feud with chuck?

>>18436786
Huh you don't watch on Netflix?

>>18436963
I don't want Kairi in the ring with Chuck ever again

These fucks tryna slide again.

>>18437745
Not on my watch

>>18435975
Pirates are kino! Kairi is kino!

>>18436801
sweet treat wedges princess

Dunnnnn
Time to bump the thread
Dun dunnnnnn
TIME TO BUMP THE THREAD

>>18437923
That isn't Cheese! Who is that dog!

>>18440281
luckiest dog alive

Love this players

>>18437284
I do. you can rewind netflix and adblock works on netflix
netflix is honestly better than fucking peacock. On peacock you can only rewind the live show so far and have to wait for it to become a vod. on netflix you can rewind the whole way back whenever and adblock still works on netflix. peacock patched it and now all the ppvs are cancer

>>18437745
what gay losers
>>18437923
>>18439690
based

>>18440770
GMS

New 'ri's just dropped! I love my Captain!

>>18440281
One of Xia Li's 9 dogs

>>18440927
>>18440935
Kawaiiri

>>18440927
Very sexo player

>>18441066
'ri is always sexo

who is ready to watch naomi shit up the triple threat?

>>18441597
Me, i have pizza and beer ready
GO IYO BTW

>>18441747
I need to get food. luckily there will be a 90+ min break between the end of the IYO match and the start of the Dom V AJ match

welp 90 min break until AJ and Dom

The TLC match was great

>>18443690
didn't watch

>>18441866
Based

>>18444420
You missed out. Becky vs Birb was pretty awful. Birb got her hands ziptied together and one fell out and she put it back in like a dumbass thinking nobody saw. Based ending though with BeckGOD going over.

>>18440281
One of the resident pups at the MidBreath gym all the Stardom girls used to go to before the Bushiroad take over. If you search back that far on Iyo, Kairi or an other Stardom talents X or IG you'll see them with that dog or the other dogs they had there.

>>18440935
Did Batman use FTD to make a trans-Pacific floral delivery to her?

>>18445028
Kek that shit was so fucking funny
>>18445115
He used the batplane, duh!

people are being very handsy with kairi

Did they ever air the Kairi/Ivy Main Event match?

>>18445202
I don't think so

>>18445028
kek, wasn't going to watch a becko match anyway lol

>>18445164
And not you! You'll never get to touch her at all.

>>18417286
Gorgeous feet

>>18445164
I would get close in with Kairi, but respectfully hover-hand her.

>>18440927
>>18440935
gorgeous

A certain someone made his 'riturn. The dream match can still happen boys!

>>18440927
>>18440935
very cute

>>18450147
Cute

The Captain is the best

I LOVE MY CAPTAIN

>>18451377
ewww this is a Shawn thread

>>18452302
I only wish I could love her more!

Any anons ever been to a meet & greet? I wonder how much it would cost to see Kairi.

>>18452666
>accursed post
You can tell Asuka wants AJ, but AJ wants Kairi. He was getting all handsy with her. His dick is even pointing in Kairi's direction, sniffing her out.

>>18451965
she lookin' mega hot in that blue top

damn we were page 7 in 34 min

>>18452968
yuro cuck spam hours

>>18450147
I appreciate how Kairi had her mask done up in the NXT colors. Very aesthetically conscious wrestler.

why is this board moving so fast? someone bubblin in dublin?

>>18453373
you finna know it. he does this shit every morning when he gets upset the ratings threads are still up