Thread 18515700

Why is post retirement Taker so cringe and corny?

>>18515700 (OP)
Because he's cringe and corny

>>18515703
nah kayfabe taker was badass unironically now he's a corny ah unc with problematic political views

>>18515700 (OP)
mark callaway has always been this way, remove his gimmick and he's just a boring ass boomer

doing the podcast in total kayfabe would make it way more watchable

>>18515700 (OP)
>podcast was nice with Undertaker and that other guy
>WWE takes it over
>shoehorns in his stupid walled wife
Garbage

Bringing his wife on his podcast as a co-host is beyond retard. He is ruining his legacy and potentially turning himself into a lolcow.

>>18515700 (OP)
He's always been subhuman boomer trash.

>>18515700 (OP)
legends get a pass to be a little cringey.

So you're saying I get to be this cool undead guy who buries people and comes in with chanting? Hmmm, cant I be a gay biker with a meth addict gf who likes limp bizkit? Bone Krew represent guys!!?

>>18515700 (OP)
it would be a lot funnier if he kept kayfabe for all of his podcasts and was fully in character

>>18515707
>kayfabe taker
yeah he's not kayfabe anymore

>>18515707
So he’s not cringe and corny, you’re just /pol/brained. Got it.

>>18515700 (OP)
Anytime he opens his mouth, he's cringe and corny. Always has been.

>>18515700 (OP)
He's literally Hank Hill

>>18515700 (OP)
he's scared of scaring his daughter away so now he wants to be lovable and goofy to keep her around

>>18515700 (OP)
Because he kicked Matt off the podcast and replaced him with his untalented wife who tries to ruin every conversation with nothing valuable.

>>18517180
Christ, look at how Trump is looking at the kid. Once a pedo always a pedo…

>>18517180
>Take brings his kid out to improve Trump’s mood
That’s cringe.

>>18515936
Not enough mortgage scams for ya?

>post retirement
>Mmm, I like motorcycles, I should ride a motorcycle to the ring, now that's bad ass
>Mmm that Rollin song is pretty bad ass, buy it for me, Vince
>Mmm I just watched 20 minutes of UFC, I should start wearing MMA gloves and do a shit ass triangle choke, now that's bad ass
>Mmm Jim needs to call me the best pure striker because I'm a badass MMA fighting zombie for some reason but I won't use strikes to win

HMMMMMMM better bring my wife into the podcast, hmmmm dont want her feeling left out. Mmmmmm cant discuss the boozing and ringrats with her around. PG show with the deadman inc.