Thread 18556644

it's thread #3

This is the thread

>>18556665
sar you are lying
it is the thread 64

do we have any webmGODS?
can you clip drew watching the screens and put something funny there?

drew kwabtyre

>>18556644 (OP)
>triple dubs
yeah this is the thread

>>18556672
Really? You wouldn't lie to me?

Is cody dead

I swear to god the people who do this fucking limey cunt chant need to be lined up and executed

Oh boy, another Drew "promo"

>>18556689
Yes (kayfabe)

>>18556644 (OP)
all of drew's heat is gone
they jobbed him out too much, no one cares anymore
sad

>>18556644 (OP)
every drew promo is the same thing

>>18556688
id never lie to you cutie

>>18556696
It's endearing in a cringe kinda way.

>all those squeaker kids heckling
chuddy chodes's audience everybody

Joe "Can you believe this fucking guy?" Tessitore

this nigga wearing a skirt

We in here
>>18556536
>>18556536
>>18556536

>>18556720
there's not a single post in that thread

>>18556721
KWAB

>>18556720
No

>>18556720
You need to seriously consider suicide.

>>18556720
yeah man we're all in there with you right now

>>18556712
wrong it's grating as fuck

any porn like this

>>18556720
Know your role and shut your mouth jabroni.

>>18556721
we're in there

>schizo drew arc
I'm in

>I'm the REAL NIGHTMARE
>little kid: NO YOU'RE NOT!
lmao

>>18556740
based kid

Based shizo drew is back. He needs to bring the same energy to this feud he had with punk

OH MY GOD IS THIS A HECKIN DREW STORY WHERE HE IS JUSTIFIED BUT GETS FUCKED OUT OF WINNING BECAUSE HE WAS A MEANIE ABOUT IT OH MY GAWD~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!

if you fucking morons would stop responding to the retard he would fuck off when he realizes he's not getting attention

drew knows how to be a heel

unlike kross

>>18556732
Kayley Gunner in the two broke girls parody

cute girl

Yeah Drew we know you have a criminology degree

>>18556727
jej you get so butthurt over 4chad threads
have sex

>>18556732
Literally all modern porn

>>18556738
you've been saying that for 2 yrs

B-Fab is hot.

>drew has lost every single feud since he took his vacation
We all know he's going to lose this one as well. Drew is a joke

>>18556732
probably some 2010s brazzers lesbian series

EBT KEK

How did B-Fab end up winning?

>>18556763
Drew should win here

>>18556772
swerve ratfucked all the guys

the most dimeless boring wrestlers in wwe right now
>sami
>drew
>rusev
>josh briggs
>jordynne grace

>>18556763
He's a heel.

>>18556757
and I've been in for two years

>fire kross
>wyatts take the standing menacingly in the background gimmick
criminal

WE WAS SLIDIN' ON EBT

>>18556783
no lyra?

>>18556773
MY TRIBAL CHIEF

i'm starting to like DIY
gargano is a geek but ciampa is cool and they have good matches

I'm really enjoying the show tonight. Perfect start to my weekend.

>B-fab still has a job
Who the fuck is she sucking off?

>>18556783
drew isnt on this list

>>18556644 (OP)
EBT, KEK, it really do be like that

>>18556787
So? Heels win feuds

>>18556793
she's ok. like a 6/10. she changes it up at least. sami and drew have been cutting the same promo for 3 years

>>18556773
they just put anybody on busses these days huh

how is the pixie alive? 9 lives like a cat.

>>18556776
Drew should win because he's great

I can believe H fooled us into thinking these guys were the next faces of WWE

>>18556792
What's EBT? Is it some government currency that niggers use?

don't get upset
>>18556536
>>18556536
>>18556536
>>18556536

>>18556800
Where is baron? I'm surprised he's not back yet.

>>18556809
not often enough, maybe under vince
it feels like HHH never lets heels win feuds

>purple hair forever?
>I'm the poison pixie!
>riiiiight..

>>18556805
To survive the cuts all you have to do is not be a total fucking annoying pain. Dont bitch on twitter about how you’re underutilized or whatever. Just relax and you’ll get reisgned

>>18556762
Yes

>>18556809
No, they don't. They might win a few rounds and hold a title but, they always lose the blowoff with top guys.

>>18556821
MLW tag champ with Dijak

Ignore the retard

>>18556821
he's been working the indies. i was randomly watching some MLW thing and he and dijak appeared as the mystery challengers for their tag belts. "the skyscrapers" or something. i don't remember if they won.

>>18556720
>We in here
1 reply

If you gonna watch The Rainmaker never (You) me again.

i still cant get over how ciampa jobbed to his own razor and ended up more over because of it

>>18556819
Extra Black Tonga

>>18556762
>>18556833
stop samefaggin cody

>>18556819
erm in the context of chief keef lyrics (which I posted), ebt was an abbrevation of eberhart which is the street where his rival gang was located

>>18556762
it's true
it's damn true

>>18556866
nah its actually food stamps

>>18556792
did you know? today is sosa's 30th birthday

Naomi pregnant confirmed.

the jelly roll codester podcast was actually great. jelly roll knows serious ball he's been watching for like 35 years

How many Ozempic injections does jelly roll get per week?

ciampa put "GIRL DAD" on his jacket so HHH would notice and push him KEK

>>18556843
we in there

odds on this match getting cut short by the wyatts?

>>18556888
I'm not gonna listen to your shitty podcast, Cody.

>>18556889
still not as many as your mom

DIY despite being dimeless is still somewhat entertaining

>>18556876
erm no not in the context of the lyrics I posted I know what I'm talking about thank you

>>18556883
yeah I'm gonna listen to almighty so 2 for the 53rd time in celebration

>>18556886
Yeah, she is dropping the belt, and IT IS OBVIOUS that it will be to Becky Gilmore to set her as the heel with asuka joining her to get the belt and Damage CTRL imploding.

>>18556883
The only Sosa who ever mattered is Sammy

they put b-fab back with the profits instead of with michin
this means that one of them is going to be fired
i hope it's michin

>>18556832
B-Fab averages 4 matches a year. Not even a NXT contract would be justified on her case.

can they fire these fags already?

Does same dance to new track
>Oh no no no no no noooooo

>>18556909
>erm no not in the context of the lyrics I posted I know what I'm talking about thank you
nah actually i know what im talking about

>>18556919
If this is true... poor Keith Lee...

>>18556923
the tag division is already gutted. DIY is fine.

>>18556926
first hand experience huh

Need B-Fab to wrap those legs around my head and squeeze.

>replace them with 2 indians
>call them the street shitters

WHO TF ALLOWED THOSE WOMEN INTO THE ARENA?

>>18556923
They’re great workers. This while division comes out to anti-pops but then when the bell rings the crowd gets excited. Happens every single week

New new day is more over than new profits

>>18556937
absolute slaughtered that freak

I'm the only fan of Tomaso here?

>>18556941
ur a faget

Street profits song is putting me to sleep
Niggas snoring in the club when that one hits

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

reminder that candice is officially based now

Need Bron and Bron to take the tag belts from both Raw and Smack

POOR LIL CANDICE

>>18556937
same as yours

Candy is such a cute granny.

unironically think i can boot up fruitloops and make better themes for all these guys than def rebel

>>18556950
he is definitely the michaels, i like him

Gothic girl Candice looks hot

Tomato Chompers

>>18556975
so make them and spread them here

I know I say this every other week but I really mean it now: this might be the worst SD of all time.

I still can't watch Candice Lerae without remembering that video of Joey Ryan exposing her as anal slut.

>>18556979
Shes a former yardtard. If you cant take a bump from a roof through a table dont bother

>>18556975
nigga, you seriously think you can?
Mah negro ass be thinkin doin da same yo

>>18556991
worked

>still doing the back patting
fire these guys Nick, rub it in Hunters face

Imma bout to fap to BFAB

DIY is AEW roster tier I can't believe I see people here forcing themselves to like them

>>18556994
And that is a bad thing because...?

just watching US ads clogs up my arteries jfc

>>18556991
this is the worst one in a while, completely skippable and inconsequential

>>18556991
I expected it with triplemania happening tomorrow
I usually skip every pre-PLE show because nothing happens, just here for kicks today

>>18557004
Can I slip in there with you, bro?

Calling it now, it's going to be the Sicks vs MFT at some sort of ple, because they're the only cohesive group that's got enough guys to go against them.

>>18557004
highly based

>>18557010
What's your calcium score, nigga?

>>18557008
the entire tag division outside of the street prophets is ass

>>18556988
scared you guys bully like in /mu/s production thread
>>18556996
why are you typing like that

U U U U Uh?

>>18557023
jesus christ it's like an antidimes vortex

Women shouldn't be allowed at shows

B-Fab is probably an amazing fuck.

>>18557027
the profits are the worst team in the division besides the wyatts

>>18557043
i think she might be a lesbian so she probably eats ass real good

>>18557043
She's kinky if you go by her old OF.

kek candice bonked b-fab right on the dreadcenter

>>18557043
What led you to that conclusion?

What kind of drugs do you think Candace does

>>18557042
Um excuse me women have boobs and butts I want to see so I’m gonna have to ask you to stop that

Why'd Tez sandbag Candy's rana like that?

HOW LONG IS THIS MATCH GOING

>>18557052
>Bfab had an OF
I bet that's sad but probably not as sad as WINZAH's.

>>18557061
poppers

BFAB injured herself

Howdy...

they should give one of the MCMG guys a US title shot just to fuck with melo

>>18557069
Oh okay, I'm sorry

>>18557071
Revenge.
They hate Gargano because he is a HHH's boy

I shaved my beard and I'm rocking the mustache look. I just don't look good with a beard.

>>18557069
You fucking simp.

>>18557057
Look at her and her mannerisms, do you really think the handjobs, sex talk, blowjobs, etc are anything less than great?

You know who didn’t have a bad match with Roman like Montez did?
Buddy.

fuck me how short are these guys

they have like 3 different tag scenes running at once on smackdown

the motorcity machine guns are turbo manlets

MELO PUSH
MELO PUSH
MELO PUSH

Why does HHH love manlets so much?

OH SHIT CRIS SABEN CALLING MELON A SLAVE

>>18557109
Dude, we lost the miz as johnny cage

FUCK
just got raped....

>>18557118
he doesn't love melo

>>18557110
This is clearly no longer Vince's fed.

>>18557096
Post a pic cutie

>>18557102
>get a blowjob from a girl
>feel nothing
uhh.. did i deathgrip myself?

>>18557025
probably off the charts, I eat cheese every day

>>18557125
kev..!

>>18557096
I can't grow a beard. Its patchy and pube like. KWAB me.

I am actively fighting sleep with this shit right now

>>18557125
after you made this thread? aw jeez

I need a faction with Jeff,
Bron, sneed, Buddy and Jacob.

B-Fab but she’s in the shower with you vigorously beating you off

WING STOP IS HERE

>>18556991
I think it's excellent myself. I love tag team matches.

>>18557138
fraid so

John Cena jobs to Logan Paul

>>18557160
are you in the hood?

>>18557138
Nah nigga, you just gay. Try a tranny next time.

Miz fuckin' rocks, it's not up for debate

Julia bros
Were is our girl?...

>>18557138
I'm legit scared of this. Never gotten one.

>>18557170
they don't have wingstops in the hood they have local chicken places and maybe a church's or a popeye's

Maika is coming
I can feel it

bros i just woke up from a coma. i was out since march. i had this crazy dream that rollins formed a dimeless stable with bronson reed bron breakker and paul heyman. and every week raw had the exact same finish where they beat down punk jey and LA knight lmao crazy

The Rapemaker
Next on USA

>>18557192
And so am I

Apple dough

>>18557192
and so am i

>>18557193
at least they stole roman's shoes

>>18557196
They made cena a Bi Faggot there like a humiliation ritual.

>>18557176
Must have the week off. Wish she'd show up in Marigold this week. They are doing a show in Mai Sakurai's hometown.

I couldn't even be fucked to watch the Cena promo
can someone give me a shoot rundown on why he's back to face suddenly

IL EST VRAIMENT
IL EST VRAIMENT
IL EST VRAIMENT PHENOMENAL
LALALALALA
LALALALALA

>>18557193
im so sorry

>>18557192
>>18557200
>>18557207
B-Fab thread gook chink slant yellow fever fucks

>>18557224
b-fab is a yellowbone anyway that's close enough

do zoomers like logan? is it the haircut? (fake btw)

TRUTH

>>18557193
WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

Alister Black is dimeless

>>18557220
Dwayne's idea got btfo'd after the Travis Scott falling out.

truth needs to reform the nation
what happened to this

Truth with multiple personalities is so dimes

Black's glasses are too tight on his head he's got lines when he takes them off

SCHIZO TRUTH

no ding is ever truly dong

>>18557240
We like his friend Buddy.

Truth is already back to being a goofy comedy jobber? What happened to serious Ron Killings?

>>18557224
You ok bro?

ron killings is still on!

>Sami acting white now.
Oh, fuck off.

>AY YO DIS NIGGA HE BE IN HIS 60S BUT HIS BLACK ASS YO DIS NIGGA IT BE GUUUUDDDDD

so they rehired him to do what?

they dun let a real nigga out the cage

>>18557262
Hes doing both now

>>18557250
Deep

>>18557240
hes so goddamn boring

This is dimeless as fuck, know what I mean?

>>18557138
no fapping for a year. Good luck

>>18557262
>>18557242

>>18557262
worked

holy fuck. who was watching at the monitor and didn't immediately call for them for to just brawl to get out of that brutal mogging. and the miz is only shoot 6'0. How fucking small are these guys. and I'm not even a LE HEIGHT SUPERHERO mark but god damn. Being that short and doing the LE BEST WRESTLING TAG TEAM as a babyface act is mid as fuck. and not mid on a National promotion level, middle of the card in NJPW shit.

>>18557046
you can't tell me that diy, mcmg, or any of the other flippy midget teams are better

SmackDown? More like PopDown, because all these tag teams can't get one!

I think I just heard one my roommates shit himself. Like King Ass Ripper tier wet fart.

Where is Iyo sky bros? Last time I watched smackdown she had a stable with bayleaf dokita kai and kyrie sane

>>18557314
Shes on RAW

>>18557314
dead in a taco bell accident very unfortunate

>>18557263
Actual hot Asians are incredibly rare and you have the rest of the fucking board fucking piggu YADADAMEAN

>smackdown in dublin next week
ffs

>Dublin
The schizos are excited

>>18557314
iyo ditched those dimeless shitters and became the best woman’s wrestler in the world

MFT (My Fat Tiddies)

>>18557166
No way fag

>>18557322
Average reaction to being forced to watch dimeless Logan Paul do anything

>>18557345
Cant wait for her to get an anti-pop in her home country kek

>>18557297
i can
why because one's a flippy lanklet and one's a fat guy that's better?

>>18557334
Take it easy bro, you're getting upset

I will never forget the anon that said Sami Zayn's theme sounds like the intro to America's Funniest Videos.

Kek sami trying to vibe with fatu. Actually kinda funny

>>18557369
Looks like a boy fuckin queer

>>18557364
Not even the irish loves Becky Gilmore, they prefer sheamus

So MFTs are going to win due to some miscommunication with Sami and Jacob

ok I figured it out, Sami gets put in the coconut teams because management thinks he is one of the savages

>>18557345
Cummola in my pantolas

They are really trying to paint tonga as the new Haku

wait whos' in this match?
the graphic showed hikuleo, solo and JC
but loa is up on the corner?

>>18557391
everyone loves sheamus

>>18557413
it's all greek to me chief

i tried the new taco bell burritos recently
they are pretty good but the double beef burrito is 1 cent cheaper and better

Talla Tonga would be better if he didnt have Prince's haircut

>>18557399
it is in his nature

More Fucking Tongans

Come back to us, brother. We miss you.

>>18557438
What the fuck happened to this guy? Wasnt his last showing him busting his lip open?

>>18557424
just remember, if its marketed aggressively, it probably gives you cancer, happy consumerism

>>18557447
he hurt his arm or something he's injured

>>18557438
i unironically miss this coconut. yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeteeyeeeeeeeeyeyeyee

Bunch of Samoans wrasslin’, all of them cousins with the Rock.

>>18557438
>>18557443
Which did you guys prefer?
>YEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE
>anything Kross did, ever

>>18557447
>Inactive; undisclosed injury

>>18557458
YEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE and it's not even close. I was damn near front row for his WWE debut.

>>18557454
Tonga Loa was the michaels

are samoans just niggas from hawaii or something

>>18557458
YEYEYE was over from day one. Karen ain't shit.

>>18557458
yeyeyeyeyyeyeyeyeyeyeyye for sure

>>18557472
>>18557472
>>18557472
>>18557472

there's 5 minutes left in the show we're just chillin in here

>>18557458
yeyeyeyeyeye

>>18557475
no they are hawaiians from samoa

when are they gonna put fatu into the world title scene? he's too over for this chicanery

>>18557493
Screw that, how quickly can we get to Jacob VS Brock?

solo's splash is dimes

>>18557481
Less than five minutes left nigga

>>18557502
brock is putting cena over and retiring for good
i'm afraid the best we can do is jacob vs oba

>>18557512
Brock aint going no where

Remember when Fatu slimmed down a bunch like 8-9 months ago, he should do that again but maintain but he won’t cause these Samoan fucks are lazy as SHIT! Also Tonga Loa got shafted on the wrestling gene he just downright fuckin sucks!

SAMIWINSLOL

MAN O MAN

Fuck you Sami

>>18557512
Brock has many dream matches to fulfill:
>bron
>dom
>gunther
>ilja
>jacob

>>18557519
solo also slimmed down as well but then gained it back after thanksgiving/christmas kwab

bro samis junk is flapping around everywhere

Sami should be executed

Sami gets a little boner every time he wins

LET'S GO

i dont mind a faceswinlol ending sometimes

>>18557528
How do you even notice that unless you were already looking there?

>fatu smiling
very uncanny and chilling

No more alien :(

>>18557546
GOOD