Thread 18567127

It's The Last Show On U.S. Soil Before AEW’s UK Takeover!...
Saturday Night AEW Collision TONIGHT! from The Andrew J Brady Music Center in Cincinnati, OH
8/7pm CT on TNT & HBO MAX!

>Jon Moxley & Wheeler Yuta vs. Jetspeed
>Nigel McGuinness vs. Daniel Garcia vs. Lee Moriarty vs. Hechicero (Winner faces Zack Sabre Jr at Forbidden Door)
>Ricochet vs. Ace Austin
>Julia Hart vs. Kris Statlander vs. Anna Jay vs. Penelope Ford in a $100k 4-Way Collision Match
>Kyle O’Reilly & Roderick Strong vs. Blake Christian & Lee Johnson
>Juice Robinson vs. Bryan Keith
>We'll Hear From AEW Women's World Champion Timeless Toni Storm!

** 8 Days Out From Forbidden Door: London **

>>18567127 (OP)
THIS IS GAMETHREAD E


AEWTIST ARE ARIFICALY INFLATING GAMEHTHEADS AGAIN


THIS IS GAMETHREAD 3 NOT 4

i hooked up with a sorority girl who looked exactly like julia hart.

we had unprotected sex, she told me not to cum in her but i let a cheeky rope out as i was pulling out.
apparently she told her friends, her friends told some frat bros, and then they threatened to 'find me out' if i kept talking to "their girls"

>>18567159
>GAMETHREAD E
RETARD

sex with Sex Triangle

One of these chicks should get new big fake cans with the prize money, just to prove it's real.

>>18567159
go back to twitter or facebook you dumb fucking boomer

>i hooked up with a sorority girl who looked exactly like julia hart.
>we had unprotected sex, she told me not to cum in her but i let a cheeky rope out as i was pulling out.
>apparently she told her friends, her friends told some frat bros, and then they threatened to 'find me out' if i kept talking to "their girls"

>>18567159
dronie losing their/them minds

Colin Jost confirmed for going after son's slices

>>18567127 (OP)
this is actually gamethread #7

>>18567159
>GAMETHREAD E
are you retarded, friend?

1. Anna
2. Stat
3. Julia
4. Bayne
5. Thekla
7. Tay
7. Penelope
8. Skye

>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>IM FUCKING DYINGGGGG
>AHHHHHHHHH
>WE FUCKING LOST!!¡!!!!!!!

Stat has been dimeless since she dropped the alien gimmick

why does the AEW women's roster mog the WWE women's roster so hard

What theme do you guys use when on /pw/? I use the TOMORROW theme

HOW LONG WOULD YOU LAST WITH EACH WOMAN IN THIS MATCH

(shoot sex, missionary position, unprotected)

ANNA

PENELOPE

JULIA

STAT

>>18567235
who are you quoting?

>>18567127 (OP)
Repeat after me:

I am not smarter than Paul Levesque.
I am not smarter than Nick Khan.
I am not smarter than Jim Cornette.

But if I listen and learn, I will be smarter than I am now.

>>18567252
ANNA
>2 minutes

PENELOPE
>4 minutes

JULIA
>10 seconds (clenching, holding breath, asshole puckered, sheet gripping, thinking of grandma)

STAT
>5 minutes

>Ric Flair's mushroom water
>idrinq

c'mon marketing guys it's been around for almost five years. get like a potato chip or something

WATCH TRIPLEMANIA NOW ON WWE YOUTUBE!!!

>>18567270
I haven't had a shoot heart attack and almost died so yeah actually I'd say I am smarter than triple bitch

>>18567243
Variety and hotness, WWE is more targeted toward the gay demographic I'm afraid

>>18567252
Can't wait to see all the virgin aewsissies make shit up and reply to this

10 years from now, Anna Jay will be FAT

Plapping Stats' big fat ass from behind doggy for minutes at a time

sick poisonrana

>giving it all for $100,000

you know how many hot dogs and handshakes they can buy with that

>>18567252
>ANNA
cum instantly
>PENELOPE
cum after 1 minute
>JULIA
cum before i insert
>STAT
cum after 2 minutes

>>18567302
"No."

Camera people getting the lenses deep into their nether areas, good on them

>>18567252
ANNA
>5 thrusts

PENELOPE
>5 minutes

JULIA
>not interested

STAT
>missionary: 5 minutes, anal: 1 thrust.

>>18567252
im cumming rn

Daddy Magic is so dimes on commentary

I think that, AEW will never be able make kino like this cuz tony just isnt good booker promoter director any thing

>>18567326
>for minutes at a time
all 2 of them

>>18567159
E for Elite brother

Justified this is awesome chants

>>18567332
That’s the same amount Buddy gets paid a week.

>>18567364
Bro, the main even scene in WWE 5 years from now is going to be absolutely DIRE

>>18567364
This is like those fags that think China is superior because they put a bunch of fucking LEDs on their skyscrapers.

>OH MY HECKIN SCIENCE LOOK AT THE LIGHT SHINING ON JOHN CENA AS HE RISES!!1!

kek

>>18567363
He's great, it should be him and Nige every week. Put Schiavone out to pasture already. Even in his prime, he was a pretty mediocre commentator, and now he's going senile too. Just have him be Mean Gene and do interviews and shit.

>ey heres your hot dog, boss
>is it up the ass tonight or chewed up and spat in your mouth baby bird style?

triangle of madness wont let stat go to the pay window

>>18567364
The fed is dogshit and you have shit taste you retarded fucking dronie

more Pawgs and a Kween into the mix. TK cooking something fierce.

MAKE IT RAIN ON THESE HOES STAT

Aminata my fucking goodness

Tony should move Blood And Guts to All Out

>>18567392
kek it really do be like that, third world retards are very easily impressed by colorful lights

whole ring is gonna smell like an old turtle tank

Skye's ass is still fucking magical

>>18567384
For (You).

>harley is back
basef

>Harley chases off like 6 women by herself
BASED

>chain-wrapped guitar neck
>not a chain-wrapped puppet

>>18567395
I don't mind tony, I actually thought when Ian fills in and he's just on collision he's not bad. The problem is literally everyone else they have is better.

Now let's see that nose job

the women’s blood and guts is gonna be kino lads

>>18567405
He is unstoppable, I fear

you'd need a solid 5 inches just to get past all of skye blue's cheek meat.

I think it's fair to call this episode of Collision "coomtastic".

SEXLA YUM

>>18567418
Is that what the local lads call your mums box?

>based pornostar
my faith was rewarded

There are too many hot women in AEW you just KNOW this little creepy virgin faggot acts so creepy around them. Probably steals their panties and kicks the toilet after they take a shit

>>18567377
Buddy is paid handsomely in turkey wraps in catering.

want Harley to kill me with a pipe wrench as Penelope cackles over the small size of my pud

Hechicero and Lance Archer need to be in World Tag League this year.

The Murderhawk Monster is the worst nickname in the history of our sport!

>nods in agreement
based big hech

>>18567435
>>18567438
it's crazy how she went from random jobber to top gal on sheer talent alone

Don Callis family are the nicest faction to each other. They all genuinely love each other and have each others backs, they're also just evil
it's based

>>18567506
This Kyle Fletcher in NJPW would be dimes.

Fletcher is fucking dimes. Kind of surprised WWE didn't go after him hard (just kidding I know who owns WWE now LOL)

I wish Anna had won

>>18567473
can't have an episode of Collision without the ProtoGOAT

>>18567509
My vato probably doesn't even know half the shit they say

>>18567519
Kyle Fletcher plays the proud son character very well. It is like Don is his dad.

>>18567515
she even speaks chinese, which makes me think she is TOO talented for prowrestling

>>18567527
Family Guy Seth

>>18567519
I would kayfabe want to join them in order to push my career

>>18567526
they should have him drop the TNT belt at Forbidden Door and have to chase Takahashi back to Japan to win it back

Goon

>Harley gets 2 segments
Tone Dog is fuckin' COOKIN'

lmao, luv this crazy broad

Mox reacting to Harley's boobs, hehe

Imagine fucking Kyle Fletcher. Having this sexy oiled up chad ride your cock. Id lick the bump on the side of his head. His big toned ass bouncing. I don't know where I would cum. On his oiled pecs. His erotic tight abs. His slutty feet. His plump ass. Inside him. In his mouth. On his face, his sexy nose. His muscular back. His ass crack. In his shitcanal. I couldn't decide. Id cum everywhere and fuck him continuously till he's drenched in cum for being the sexiest man in wrestling history. So big. So sexy.

bros harley looks so hot in that mask

>>18567574
I think there's a high likelihood Harley will end up getting a role in a random show that blows up and be gone

>>18567598
those are some WEIGHTY breasts.

>>18567598
Her tits are magnificent but she's got a couple of saggy ass cheeks.

>>18567622
Imagine the weird sex

>Yuta's look and bumps

I've been there too with my ex and it always ends badly. After fucking. But badly.

>>18567474
u sound jealous

>Mox and Renee in the same shot
I don't think that's ever happened before.

CARDBLADE IS BACK BABY

harley's large, firm, fake breasts

>>18567585
Have Proto-shita win the tag titles with Yuka as their valet. Release a photobook called Threes Company. dimes

which lucky fans get to sit behind the cutouts this time

>>18567614
It was so fucking cute the way she stared at Mox upside down

I think that, tony is fumble big bill so much big bill should be a star why is he not used good

mina's large, weighty, asian breasts

oh look, someone other than Juice is carrying the stable for once

bang bang gang has a better them than anything wwe has produced in 20+ years

>>18567639
Kek if Statlander turns by making out with Yuta.

>>18567527
Who is this babyfat bitch??

Does big bill fuck that little nigga?

Bryan Keith's theme sounds like the incidental music for the Penguin in Batman Returns.

juice got some gnarly bruise around his left eye

>>18567631
holy SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

the day all four members of the bang bang gang are healthy again and together on tv I will shed a tear of happiness

anna jay's tastefully perky, ass-complimenting breasts

Buddy is officially more dimes than Juice.

>>18567598
JESUS CHRIST

glad juice gave up the dimeless clean shaven look quickly

>>18567698
side effect of sex with toni

WATCH WWE
SUPPORT WWE
WATCH RAW ON NETFLIX
WATCH SMACKDOWN ON USA
WATCH NXT ON CW

>>18567616
He is, but a man.

>>18567694
pretty sure DeVito mogs the Bad Apple

Took a piss then applied minoxidil on my scalp. What I miss bros

>>18567778
>>18567745
>>18567727
>>18567711
>>18567698
>>18567694

Turn your webcam on Twerk with your back to the camera, 180 degrees, for 20 seconds. Or just shake your ass
Then post it on streamble and post a link
Come on aewsissys

>>18567635
There's always a tradeoff

>>18567816
>applied minoxidil on my scalp
What does that do?

Why aren't you watching Triplemania?

WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK

>>18567831
wwe slop

>>18567817
Fuck off ya zesty ahh niqqa

>>18567843
>WE PROMISE YOU THIS WEEK TANA'S KNEES WILL FUCKING EXPLODE ONE WAY OR ANOTHER

>>18567831
konnan can suck a DICK

>>18567778
I read his book, and he said the trick to maintaining a relationship on the road is to not jack it to internet porn. Just jack it to the sickest, most degenerate fantasies of your wife, then when you get home, it's like you're banging the porn star from your dreams.

That part.

>>18567831
the fuck is that gay ass shit nigga

>>18567827
makes your hair grow

>>18567844
Microman just stepped out

>>18567825
imagine mina holding them in each hand and you standing over her, letting out a DEEPLY satisfying, asshole quivering, eye rolling, leg shaking, YELLOWY load on them

jews robinson

>>18567831
because an actual good wrestling show is on, and even if it wasn't, I still wouldn't

MR IGUANA JUST TURNED HEEL ON DOM MYSTERYO

>>18567843
YESSSS HAHAHAA

>>18567825
god i love mina

>>18567831
Just checked their live stream on Youtube and they are 100% botting. They are not getting more views than fucking IShowSpeed the biggest Youtube streamer on the planet for a fucking Mexican wrestling show lamo

>>18567843
yoooooooooooooo Tony COOKIN'

>Bill gave a receipt to the guy in the front row

heh heh. I wonder if it was a friend or someone said "fuck that guy"

mina seems like she'd give a crazy blowjob

>>18567932
so many say this

>>18567932
Her first AEW coombook will be on the New York Times bestseller list.

>>18567843
holy shit glasgow sickos are eatin GOOD

Imagine doing that scene in Irreversible to Tony Khan

>>18567894
>YELLOWY
Crazy how Britt is just fucking dead in everyone's hearts

>>18567831
It was only worth watching once to see the novelty of a WWE-run AAA

>>18567843
Jetspeed's rocket to the top has been insanely fast, Kevin's only been in the company for like 2 months.

some nigga dressed like braveheart gonna kick max's ass

>>18567994
sexo

this Bowens/Caster storyline might be the most organic storyline I've ever seen, I love it

Based good guy heel Bowens

Reminder that Cornette could kick every single one of your asses

imagine instead of grado it is malky taggart answering the challenge, would mark out

Tony needs to pull the plug on Bowens. He's such a fucking perfect fit for TNA.

I want to imagine this was long-term booking but I think Max was just better at being chicken shit and that won people over

>LET'S GO MAX YOUR THE BEST WRESTLER ALIVE
>he's not even in the fucking building
this nigga is insanely, ridiculously over

>>18568077
Tony is his gay little bottom boy. Bowens fucks him. Bowels stays.

LETS GO MAX

>>18568092
He was also ridiculously high last week.

bros the tips of all my fingers are tingling and 3 of them are numb. i also feel weirdly tired...

should i worry?
or is this just the excitement of a good episode of collison

>>18568061
I would shoot wreck this retarded hillbilly in his "prime", let alone now.

>>18568113
how many times did you cum during the women's 100k 4-way

>>18568104
>Bowels
Holy shit that is such a perfect shitname for him, I'm surprised no one's come up with it

I'm a maxamaniac

>>18568113
HAHAHA YOU ARE DYING
I LOVE TO SEE AEWTISTS DIE
DIE BITCH DIE
FUCK AEW
WATCH WWE

>>18568014
He's a NJPW guy so Tanahashi want's to put him over, Tana also praised Speedballs BOSJ run.

>>18568113
*throws up the X*

>>18568147
LOL that was autocorrect, I didnt even mean to. But that is perfect

>>18568084
This is what it looks like when you actually listen to crowd feedback and adjust in real time, instead of just forcing the storyline because it's the storyline.

MY BOY DANNY GARCIA

>Daniel Garcia

I think I’m gonna cut my Collision time short

>main event already
As always, Collision is an easy, fun watch

NIGEL NIGEL NIGEL

LET'S GO NIGE

>>18568111
Nice digits Max, and we know.

Why oh why is Tony still pushing Fagiel Fagcia

damn even though the announcer lady is packing an ass. Tony giving fans a feast.

>>18568014
tony has gotten much better at both pivoting and pushing people that are over regardless of what the original plan was

arkady's jacked arms can get it

>>18568061
>40 year old photo

>>18568192
keyed
>>18568200
locked

Kino Hechicero theme

BIG HECH
THICC AF

BIG HECH

I am still waiting for Big Hech to get the 'is all elite' graphic

YO ONIONS HECHICEROOOOOOOOOO

Please not Cocker Spaniel Car-peeah.

>>18568208
it really does just fly by every week

for me, it's "the alchemist" hechicero

>>18568061
No, nigga

>>18568219
What the fuck is her name? Arcadey Aura? And yes that bitch's ass is PHAT. But she will never take the place of meaty arms.

The right move would be Hechicero vs Zack Sabre Jr at Forbidden Door

I want to hatefuck Aubrey Edwards so hard. Spit in her horseface, smack it so hard my hand goes numb. Then go to town on her shithole until she neighs like a fucking horse and her asshole bleeds.

>>18568277
many are saying this

YOOOOOO BAAAAAAASEDYYYYY HECHICEEEERROOOO

>>18568208
GOATed ass TV show weekly desu

>>18568320
dynamite and collision have both been fucking great for the last 6 months or so

>>18568320
>GOATed ass TV show weekly desu
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
PFFFTTTT
AHAHAHAHAHHA

yeah....NO.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

it's official

ACE AUSTIN IS #ALLELITE

This era sucks because Brooklyn the timekeeper hides the tits now and has regressed.

>MJF is CMLL World Champion
his cousin made this happen

>>18568344
ya seethe bitch

>>18568344
Why are you still here? Fuck off to the YouTube show already

I want to see Nigel vs ZSJ

Good lord listen to that fucking screeching from the ugly horse referee. I can not respect Tony as long as he has her hired.

>>18568344
Better than Dynamite, chud.

>>18568355
BASED

Aubrey's ass tonight is insane

why hasn't garcia started roiding yet

>>18568339
next level shit
Tone cookin

>>18568355
where's big hech's graphic, tony?!

ONE TWO

ONE TWO

ONE TWO

ONE TWO

ONE TWO

>>18568367
I dont watch Mexislop. At least I can laugh at gayew and you little sissy bitches.

>>18568357
*World Light Heavyweight Champion
he left that bit out

>>18568367
E-drones would rather seethe about AEW than watch their slop

BAH GAWD THIS IS STRAIGHT OUTTA THA SUBMISSION SORORITY PLAYBOOK

>ONE TWO!
>ONE TWO!
>ONE! TWO!

ANTONY RAFIQ KHAN FIRE THIS FUCKING HORSE CUNT RIGHT FUCKING NOW! THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE!

Hechicero does some legit impressive shit

>>18568246
Why was he never allowed do this entrance again?!?

Why does everyone pretend to hate Big Dimes Daniel Garcia?

They somehow made this as masturbatory and phony looking as the average floppy no sell AEW match

Hechicero has a barrel chest so his favorite lift is probably the bench press

>>18568449
based 1950s heel built nigga

>>18568437
some people just can't appreciate genius

>>18568442
Turn off YouTube we're watching Collision

>>18568437
Only retarded dronies do this

Tony needs to strap a fuckin rocket to Hechicero

>>18568398
Kek, just remembered Disney bought the streaming rights for E-slop PLEs

>>18568428
He's always doing shit I've never seen or thought of

>>18568442
but enough about sloplemania

>>18568473
Turn your monitor on

>>18568469
I could see this hombre wrestling Rikidozan in the 50's. Classic look.

Ayo Holmes!


Watch Triplemania, Ese!


Or else!

wait when did Desmond Wolfe start wrestling again????

>>18568497
when men were men

>>18568507
I hope someone he loved wasn't holding the camera.

I think the female coomer market is yet to be tapped. I think Tony needs to start telling some of the male talent to start wearing skimpier trunks (no homo)

>>18568516
We don't use slave names here

This match rules

>>18568482
that mexican surfboard type roll into a choke was fucking crazy

This is Year 3000 grapplefuck

Support WWE and watch AAA instead. Turn this shit off.

>>18568530
Women care more about the face than they do the body.

>>18568536
this whole show has been fire, just nonstop action from start to finish

Aubrey attentionwhoring as a ref once again

pretty sure Lee Moriarity is shoot dead rn

>>18568568
She's started pin counts when they were just in a submission

You just know Daniel Garcia's breath smells like Tony Khan's taint musk

hechicero's guillotine legdrop is the sickest move

>>18568536
It's the grapplefucks equivalent of a highspot spam match

>>18568587
tbf this match is just a thinly-veiled "who wants to job to ZSJ because there's no way in hell he's dropping the belt" qualifier

>>18568546
Spamming/flooding

DG's Sharpshooter gets worse every time.

>>18568607
the fact it looks so damn simple and brutal, CMLL shit.

>>18568619
thank you for your service, saved as fuck

Just realized this wasn't a tag team match. Thats how little I care about this gay show for gay little bottom boys.

>>18568607
hechicero is unfathomably based

BIG NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGE

based finish

BASED ASS MATCH

>Nige vs ZSJ
HOLY FUCKING SHIT NIGEBROS WE DID IT

>>18568625
Literally came to post how shit Garcia sharpshooter is

garcia looks like he's about to snap

based desmond wolf

Daniel Garcia needs to turn heel here or he will never make it. Nobody cares about him.
Come on gayboy, turn on nigel

>>18568638
Based Disneyslop consoomer.

COME ON U KNOW

>>18568625
>>18568666
it's shoot better than Bret's

See you fellow non console war bros in the Triplemania general

Renee in red looking sexy and supple

>>18568669
His heel incel shooter (wrestling term) will be dimes.

nearly 20k in attendance for forbidden door, gonna be so kino

>>18568672
I was just about to say that as well. He seriously needs to turn heel or fuck off for life.

MOMMY NEENEE MILKY TITTIES
YUMM

Nigel finna give ZSJ hepatitis C and then it'll spread to the entire NJPW roster.
Evil fucking company.

Renee's arms are bigger than mine. I feel emasculated

renee is so fucking hot

>>18568685
You don't deserve to watch wrestling.

>>18568694
>>18568707
>>18568719
>>18568720
many are saying all of this

England won tonight

>>18568672
>>18568699
>>18568702
Tony fumbled again I guess. No dimes.

Garcia is turning heel at Forbidden Door

danny's gonna turn on nige isn't he...

>>18568735
>this chick is only 26 yes old
Beyond grim.

>>18568740
very high possibility

see you guys next week for Dynamite and Collision in Scotland

>>18568735
>>18568748
What's the QRD on this chick? Why does she look like that?

>>18568760
british genes

>>18568755
Aye

colliders and sickos world wide,
thank you for another BASED collision

>>18567127 (OP)
3 GAMETHREADS

NOT 4

THIS WAS 3RD AND FINAL GAME THREAD

>>18568760
Modern women age like shit. Too many chemicals in everything, from the food they eat, the water they drink and the make up they apply.

>>18568785
>>18568763
But isnt she like a crazy pornstar or something?

I'm glad Ace Austin signed with AEW, he was one of the few things I liked about TNA/Impact. It also shows that Tony really isn't interested in signing WWE releases anymore.

>>18568812
Only fans. She's the one that fucked over 1000 guys in one day.

>>18568844
also seems to show WWE doesn't want to pay anyone at all

>>18568879
Thats insane and disgusting