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Tensions remain high between Asuka and IYO.
IYO was okay with Rhea helping her but doesn't want help from the Kabuki Warriors. Asuka is growing increasingly irritated with IYO's friendship with Rhea.
With Kairi caught in the middle between her best friend IYO and her nee-san Asuka, whose side is she on?
Who will win the vacant Women's World Championship?
Giulia is the WWE Women's United States Champion.
Sareee is the IWGP Women's Champion and AAAW Tag Team Champion.
Meiko is leading Sendai Girls.
Xia and Wendy posting is fine; they're just not officially part of the Klub.

>Sareee (c) vs Suzu Suzuki for the IWGP Women's Championship. Stardom to the World, September 6th

https://x.com/WWEAsuka
https://x.com/KAIRI_official
https://x.com/Iyo_SkyWWE
https://x.com/giulia0221g
https://x.com/Sareee_official
https://x.com/satomurameiko

https://youtu.be/3B_0HsAhuaM
https://youtu.be/x74xvn2T18E
https://youtu.be/N0qjhprjUeI

Asuka talks about her history with IYO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXNb8YcchO0

Previous: >>18614940

>>18655590 (OP)
need to see them get SLIMED asap

>>18655618
Didn't strike me as being a Potter dork
kinda cute I guess

I love Julia
I hope they give her a better run after the North American belt Wich seems to be a void of nothing

>>18655682
I'm putting a lot of blame for that on the Road Dogg as well who is the current Head Writer of Smackdown. It's him and Gaytch who are bottling big time on Giulia. Why are they not out filming vignettes of her being a standard braggadocios foreign heel who has hijacked the precious United States championship, who arrogantly says that Japanese technology is superior to the inferior American made electronics, who brags that Italian women are much more beautiful than all the ugly slovenly American women, that the food of Japan and Italy is so much better than American fast food slop, how Japanese and Italian history and culture are so much more highbrow and sophisticated than America, etc.
The story of her Title reign could not be easier. Foreign heel has hijacked a symbol of US excellence and is besmirching the Nation by holding it. Setting up a babyface hero to eventually take it back. Pro Wrestling 101. For 100 years. It's not hard. They have the resources. They are just lazy carnies.

I will marry Ghoulia and force her to retire.

>>18655674
I didn't think so, either, but she might have mentioned being a fan before

>>18655618
Erm…Euston isn’t the same station as King’s Cross.

>>18655824
maybe she went to both stations

>>18655590 (OP)
The Kabukis better go back to the leather gear.
It was cooler and sexier.

>>18655674
I am forever mystified by the phenomenon of Harry Potter fandom among women. Almost every single woman I've ever encountered of my age and slightly above or below, they LOVE it. Not just casual "oh I like the movies/read the books" but full on total hardcore supermarks for it. There are no "casual" Potter heads. You're either all in or no interest at all. It's weird though women LOVE it.

>>18655863
the way this guy draws Kairi is cute

Lunch with Giu

>>18655922
it should be more baffling as to how Harry Potter became popular among boys. It's written by a woman who clearly has no understanding of what boys like. That whole franchise is geared toward girls

>>18656054
I just always assumed wizards & sorcery type shit would naturally attract nerdy loner guy types moreso than extroverted females. Never read the books or saw the movies tho so I have no clue really

shan't be watching Raw, so someone please post if anything happens with the Kabukis and/or IYO

>>18656311
oh yeah it's airing right now isn't it?

I'll keep any eye out for any /kabuki/ related happenings

>>18656600
thanks

/kabuki/ drama video recap package airing rn

Iyo is breaking up with Rhea

>>18657338
The Kabuki Warriors were in the background and only showed up when Iyo was hugging Rhea goodbye. Asuka got mad about it cos they didn't see/hear the first part of the convo and stormed off.
They might be fucking with Rhea later on tonight

>>18657425
qt dork :3

Rhea Ripley match is up;
Possible Kabuki Warriors shenanigans incoming

iyo is running out to make the save for Rhea post match getting beat down by Raquel+Roxy.
Iyo is bigly over.
No Kabuki Warrior shenanigans

/Kabuki/ ally Uncle Allen is out now

KAIRI SEXO

OK that was the only seg worth actually watching
BIG time argument in Japanese
Asuka is PISSED. Laid down the law; STOP talking to Rhea
poor Kairi ;_;

>>18657943
>>18657926
my heart broke for Kairi at the end there :(
she's so good at getting sympathy

>>18657948
>Asuka there

>>18657943
Asuka is so hot when she's pissed off
Please demean me in harsh Osaka roughneck talk

IYO just can't quit Rhea. The poundings are too good.

did they announce anything regarding the title?

>>18658156
idk I had it on mute whenever Asuka/Kairi/Iyo weren't on.

Kairi on Main Event this week

>>18658156
they canceled vaquers match in Paris and announced they'll say more about the belt, next Monday

>>18658411
did she shrink or is the ring getting bigger

>>18658435
they did that last week, didn't they say there would be more this episode?

>>18658447
https://x.com/WWE/status/1960074125130490205?t=qbyCwpPCfLNdl3-4atpa3g&s=19

>>18658464
that's retarded

>>18658411
>>18658411
the last time she had a Main Event match they never even released it ;_;

Why is Asuka acting like a jealous boyfriend?

>>18658003
kek

>>18658931
Because she has Iyo's actual best interests at heart. Rhea does not give a fuck about Iyo and is her rival for the World Title. Rhea is a snake not to be trusted who is still seething internally that she's never beaten Iyo and she will flip on her if it benefits her to. Rhea is playing the "Keep Your Enemies Closer" game with Iyo and Asuka recognizes that. Rhea will stab Iyo in the back in a heartbeat if it means finally getting the W over her/getting the World Title back. Iyo is in danger because of this and Asuka is trying to protect her from falling victim to her own naivete by just sticking with her family she can actually trust.

>>18657926
>>18657943
>>18658046
Translation of the argument seg:
https://twitter.com/NeitroV/status/1960086601671098734/

>>18659430
nice

>>18658411
I assume she lost to that nepobitch

>>18659430
KAIRI being a real stinker rn ngl

>>18659430
Asuka is the Head of the Family
Respect Mother

>>18659430
I like that Kairi is doing her best to give real acting gravitas while Iyo and Asuka act like soap opera extras.

>>18660132
Kairi needs the best supporting actress Emmy nod. She was very good here again

>>18657425
Harry Potter mark

>>18660250
lmfao

>>18660250
love love love Giulia

>>18660250
kek pretty cute
she looks like a total stoner tho not a wizard

>>18660230
that reminds me, Shida is also a huge Harry Potter mark. Sje says watching the movies in English helped her to understand/learn to speak the language. And you can actually hear it in the way she speaks and pronounces some words/vowel sounds with a very posh English inflection.

let's see Giulia's nipples

>>18660679
almost

>>18660976
much bigger resolution

Is there a detailed list of all the Kabuki bra sizes? Asking for a friend.

>>18655983
It's Pim.

>>18661150
Try Babepedia

>>18659825
Beautiful white women

>>18661074
Sally big time

C o o l s t
https://x.com/WWEAsuka/status/1960168475068117033

>>18661342
Kairi's cheetah print dress
raaaaar

>>18661342
They're not the heroes they're the villains

>>18661342
is this meant to be like a TikTok or somethin

>>18656054
The first 2-3 books are good basic adventures for kids, and in schools (at least in mine) they made us read them.
When JK became a self-mark and started taking her silly wizard school books somewhat seriously, turning them into 1000 pages slogs, they lost all charm.

>>18661745
Same boat. They didn't make us read them but we had some requirement in our school where we had to read X amount of pages out of books in our school's library and they all had some code assigned to them that we had to take a test on (minus comics and manga). Those were like the longest books that counted that didn't suck complete ass to read as kids.

Gabagool
https://x.com/giulia0221g/status/1960065278546747769

It's been almost a month since Giulia had a match while being the US champ

>>18662256
getting the Io treatment

>>18661342
I wanna bite Kana's puffy face cheeks

Does Kairi have the least asian blockhead from the current signed asians?

Stardom bald uncs seething in the comments because Sareee is on the cover
https://x.com/shupromobile/status/1960175380804833639

>>18662592
Asuka has a pretty normal shape/size head too.
>>18662185
gabagool m8 innit

>>18662592
IYO is the only one with a blockhead

>>18662592
>>18662967
>>18662997
bbc is the fastest growing jav category

>>18662787
based heat getter Sally

>>18660250
dork <3

>>18659430
thanks

Jerry Fish

>>18660976
>>18661074
This made the uncles seethe because they thought Miu or Momo Watanabe should've gotten for winning their respective tournaments.

>>18662185
I wonder if she's worried about what Khan and Starmer did to that city and country?

>>18660979
Great foot shape, atrocious nails.

>>18662256
Asuka and Stephanie are in the same boat and Steph is supposed to be getting a world title shot

>>18663842
>last week: we're going to figure out what to do about the vacant title, it will be resolved soon
>this week: no new information, no match in Paris and we still haven't figured out what to do with the vacant title
embarrassing

>>18659430
What did Kairi say to Iyo in English in the middle when they stopped yelling for a sec? I couldnt make it out.

>>18660979
I believe in Julia's purity

>>18663890
she's a married woman

KCTV should be interesting

>>18663886
"Iyo, we are here for you"

>>18664857
Can't wait

>>18664865
I wish Kairi would feel the same way about me.

>>18662787
>>18661074
Meltzer said yesterday on WOR that Sally is "without doubt, the best woman's wrestler in the world today"

>>18665025
me too ;_;

>>18664931
sexy evil Asuka

for me, it's Asuka's boobs

Giulia successfully defended her title in Manchester

>>18665892
oh Giulia had a match, finally
who did she face?

>>18665892
Wow I wonder if she'll ever be allowed do that on TV..........

She was always advertised for the 3 shows on the second part of the tour. She beat Zelina

>>18665939
They are building towards a defense if you watch the programming

That whole iyo story is retarded. Why is Rhea even helping iyo. Should she be mad that she can't beat iyo in singles. That was the whole story going to summerslam

>>18665970
>Why is Rhea even helping iyo
they're lovers

>>18665970
Rhea wants the belt again, but it is obvious that Haitch will put her against tiffany

>>18665970
Because she needs something to do because Paul can’t book her unless she’s the main character.

gotta love the Sareeester

>>18665970
>Why is Rhea even helping iyo.
She is setting her up, getting close to her and convincing Iyo she is her "friend" to use her/turn on her. Because she cannot beat her in a match. So she wants to keep her as an ally because as an enemy, Iyo has her number.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
Rhea is a snake. Asuka knows the truth.

>>18666858
that would be interesting but they're not turning Rhea heel

>>18661364
Must be getting fashion ideas from Xia

/kabuki/ kommunity theatre flowchart for newfrens

Asuka & Iyo arrive for a Meet n Greet photo session yesterday.

>>18667438
yumola

>>18655590 (OP)
frankenhooker on the right

>>18667665
Y'know Asuka would beat you up for saying that about Kairi

>>18665251
Why is Kairi running around the beach, barefoot, wearing a hospital gown?

'ri should win the belt

>>18667909
I would be something if Kairi somehow got in to the title match with Stephanie and have Asuka interfere. Then it will make things interesting if Iyo or Rhea say they want to challenge her for the title. And Kairi's mindset will be I'd rather have my friends not fighting and rethink being the champion and have all of that mess with her head and Asuka tricks her in to having a match together and beats Kairi for the belt, then lays in a vicious beatdown to really get some heel heat.

>>18667894
she escaped again

>>18667438
There must be something wrong with her if she can't keep a boyfriend around

isnt rhea in kayfabe the reason why asuka started wearing the clown paint?

even in 2005 she was boomin it up

>>18667627
Asuka, Iyo and Kaiser is a funny grouping

>>18667627
Kaiser is too fucking funny

>>18668743
>>18668718
why does she not age
this is fucking weird

God damn Asuka looks so good with ripped shirt/tank top and bra combo she rocks.

>>18669136
>>18669260
effortless

>>18669136
Did this really happen bros

c i n e m a

>>18669260
>the helmet

>>18668661
The term high maintenance comes to mind.

do it with Kaeri-chan

>>18670155
you know, "it"

>>18670155
So many people are saying this nowadays

not sure when it happened, but WWE finally gave Giulia a new render with the US title

>>18671836
Blulia

>>18671742
higher res

>>18671897
daba dee dabba die

>>18672005
banger song that has stood the test of time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc

>thought Giulia going to SmackDown would be better since the women's division there is weaker and she'd get a chance to stand out more
>didn't take into account that SmackDown is just fucking awful all the time now and the women's division gets no focus regardless

They got booboos

>>18672363
I still think Smack is better in the long run

>>18672419
ouch

>>18672440
>I still think Smack is better in the long run
Raw is clearly the priority show with everything except for the men's tag team division, where SmackDown has the clear advantage

>>18671836
her best look so far in WWE

agreed

>>18674219
meant for >>18673779 obviously

>>18674233
I gotcha bro

>>18674252
I miss this look for Giulia

>>18672419
>>18674436
Did they stiff each other or??
Nia and her coconut head can handle bachi-bachi style

>>18674480
they had separate matches

Giulia taunting children
https://www.instagram.com/wwe/reel/DN3xjW5Ql-r/

>>18674769
full res

>>18674937
based
fuck them kids

Common reaction to british children

>>18675013
good house show fun for the kids

>>18674937
>>18674975
>>18675013
>>18675015
She has a lot to learn.

>>18675418
Gotta start somewhere

>>18675013
>>18675015
higher res versions

>>18675645
>>18675653
She doesn't speak English but she interacts with the crowd better than most of the wrestlers

>>18664931
>>18675749
Cute!

I don't approve of Asuka dragging Kairi back into heeldom.

>>18676476
liv getting injured seemed to halt KAIRI's solo run. she might never get her time because of circumstances of bull shit

>>18676476
that's part of the story. I'm sure Kairi will turn good again

>>18676476
Asuka's hold over Kairi is too strong

kapookie

>>18677507
Oh, it's damn true!

Asuka the beautiful

>>18675558
kek

>>18678348
too lean n shredded ngl

>>18655593
KAIRI Big Bras?

>>18679096
hotties

>>18679889
indeed they are

>>18679096
sexo players

I could go for some Kairi pancakes right now

>>18680782
+Maple syrup

What different phrases would a talking Asuka doll say when squeezed?

>>18681002
And wash it down with Asuka milk

>>18681469
and Iyo fries!

>>18681454
>Random Japanese hooker rants
That's what she would say

>>18681454
*Kansai gibberish*

>>18681454
"Cum inside me, White Daddy!"

>>18682000
that's the Kairi doll

>>18669796
Asuka was right

>>18682204
Asuka says it in Japanese with an English AI dub available

>>18655590 (OP)
>purple hair, blue eye shadow and top
>blue hair, purple eye shadow and top
Kabuki are color coordinated

>>18678102
Ahoy!

>>18681454
>"Welcome to KanachanTV yokosoooo"

>>18682257
Their fashion is impeccable

>>18681348
the sally

>>18681855
>>18681949
>>18682000
>>18682402
And how would you get the Asuka doll to speak?

>>18669483
= [ |: Uhm, I'|| Get Back to You. |:| ]

Is GodAnon still banned?

great timing there

|[ Yes. ]

GodAnon, I love you bro but went full gay on your last psychotic rant...
That cannot happen ever again.

>>18682593
like this