Thread 18676974

The 2300 Arena Residency Kicks Off With The Fallout From Forbidden Door!...
AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from the 2300 Arena in Philadelphia, PA
8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!

>We'll Hear From AEW World Champion Hangman Adam Page
>Darby Allin vs. Claudio Castagnoli in a Falls Count Anywhere Match
>Jon Moxley vs. Daniel Garcia
>AEW World Tag Team Champions Brodido & JetSpeed vs. Don Callis Family in an All Star 8-Man Tag Match
>"Nine Belts" Mercedes Mone Championship Celebration
>The Opps (c) vs. Ricochet & GOA for the AEW World Trios Championships
>Megan Bayne & Penelope Ford vs. Harley Cameron & Kris Statlander
>We'll Hear From FTR & Stokely
>And More!

This show already sucks.

MERCEDES GONNA KEK MORTOS WITH THE GOAT

>the WINZAH is getting over
God damnit

SHE'S DOIN' THE CEO DANCE MAGGLE!!

>she'll be sitting in the hospital right next to Syko Stu's bitch ass!
did she go too far?

>>18676996
was literally going to post this I fucking hate fans sometimes (all the time)

>>18676996
always has been ya geek

SHE'S SO FUCKIN HOT BROS
FUCK

Is it expensive to ride the Mone train?

Are those nitrous balloons they bought from guys outside the venue? Based Philly.

Is this the only segment her and her personal writer know how to write?

Brisco breeding an army

This guy's wife is pooping them out

Mercedes looks too much like a pornstar

No interruption??? They genuinely just had nothing for her this week lol.

another kid? didn't he just have one?

>no run in for that
I really fucking hate this show.
Oh hi Mark :D

DIDN'T HE JUST HAVE ANOTHER BABY LIKE 4 MONTH AGO

Surprised no one interrupted Mercedes

>>18677008
yeah Renee has been fine fo sho

Tony PLEASE hire Persophone, I need to see that phat fucking ass jiggling on my screen every week

Another fucking kid and probably another baby mamma. He needs to be forcibly castrated.

He's gonna run out of M names soon

I miss Mark's word of the day.

Based El Don

YO
S O Y
H E C H I C E R O O O O O O O O O

EXCUUUSSSSE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

for me, it's "the alchemist" hechicero

Wardlow looks fucking bored

The Jobber 8-man

Hechicero's music hits

>this nigga has 8 kids
what the hell

BIG HECH

1st for Fallen Angel (rip)

BIG HECH
2 CHEQUES
THICC AF

wardlow immediately another guy in a big stable again lmao

basado

>>18677048
This is one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen.

I'm here for Takeshita only

FUCK. Okada's new theme works me so hard, I know it's meant to, but that just makes it hurt more.

OKADAAAAAAA
I still fucking hate his new theme tho

Wardlow suddenly back with no fanfare

I wonder if Okada can feel phantom fingers of Toru Yano

Aura

THE 2025 CHAMPION OF CLIMAXING
KONOSUKE TAKESHITA

Bro, they’re doing this big ass entrance and they don’t even have Don say that this guy won the fucking G1 goddamn climax. They have commentary say it. How would the Don character not fucking say that a million times and shout it from the rooftops??

The Callis Family stable is legitimately impressive

man okada vs take is gonna be so based when they finally pull the trigger in 2038

>>18677085
You're easily impressed

JET SPEED THEME SUCKS. GIVE ME SPEEDBALL THEME

>another week
>no Speedball theme
Rare Tony L innit

>>18677090
nah anon just has taste
Gain some

I love ZSJ's work but they need to make Takeshita the IWGP champ. TK will put the big belt on Darby or Mox yet again before Take-a-Shit.

>lose every match in the feud
in kayfabe how does jetspeed still have a job

>>18677090
Fuck you negro I defy you to name a better modern stable, go ahead I'll wait

>>18677085
Best stable in wrestling

>>18677105
Hey, they beat them up like heels one time.

>>18677097
there’s always next week bruv, stay hopeful
>>18677102
based and alphapilled

>>18677102
Gedo already proved to be a legit kwaby booker.
NJPW could benefit from a coked up TK

Raja sitting ring side!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>18677066
lmfao

Buddy would get a bigger reaction than Wardlow.

>>18677102
>they need to make Takeshita the IWGP champ
It should be Desperado

>>18676994
You posted in the wrong thread, piggie
>>18675756

AEW is better off in bigger stage environments, no offense to them but this arena has been worse than previous shows

>>18677084
would get a babyface pop from the Philly smarks

>>18677129
kek gottem

>>18677107
If Buddy's not in it, it's not the best stable.

>>18677129
cooked that pig

>>18677116
I hope he kills Knox

>>18677135
Say Buddy one more time motherfucker

>>18677130
I too prefer the whimsy of Aragon

kek guy with the sickos shirt

>>18677129
>30 replies
KWAB

>>18677107
Bullet Club when they had this Chad. He nullified fag bucks

>>18677108
Really love this gimmick btw anon-san.

STOOGE BUSINESS, MARK
GET A CLUE

>>18677151
What does this nigga need to do to be forgiven for some bullshit?

>>18677093
>>18677094
>>18677097
The sickos yearn for speedball theme

This venue is negative aura. WTF was tony thinking? The E-pigs are gonna make fun of us.

>>18677161
I guess if we hound him enough on X he may listen to us

>>18677154
perfect woman

>>18677164
The best E-pigs are bored Elite Titans so we can't beat ourselves.

>>18677144
woah chillout there buddy

This is what a tag team match should be. So much tv time was wasted on those double jannetty's Top Flight.

>>18677164
They've been loud and lively all night long, fuck off well poisoner.

>>18677164
Tony doesn’t think. If I was him I would’ve made Buddy champion.

>>18677159
he fucked a girl that is legal age in Europe
He trained her
Reddit doesn't understand why 2 people in their sexual prime that are constantly rubbing against eachother in the ring would wanna fuck
Miss the villain ngl

>>18677147
Based

>>18677159
I'm still pissed that I didn't grab his Villain Club BC-style t-shirt before they canceled him. Everyone where I live would think it was some numeral band cos they only know WWF, old JCP and the old Southeastern rasslin from the 80s.

>>18677102
Ironically that would be the best thing for them Don Callis vs TMDK is the next money fued for NJPW.

>>18677107
they're very skilled wrestlers overall but they haven't had a big signature feud or rival and they haven't dominated the championships other than okada having what is effectively three of the same belt now

>The Japs are in-fighting
Based

>Takeshita being forced to entertain these shitters
dude should have already been the champ

Speedball and Take need to be in a singles match

why does EVERY SINGLE multiman tag in AEW have to have one of those round robin
>guy A hits spot
>guy B from other team hits spot on guy A
>guy C from other team hits spot on guy B
>guy D from other team hits spot on guy C
>etc etc etc
sequences? it is beyond tired at this point fuck man

That Okada/Takeshita tease

Holy fuck this thread's slow. There must be only 3 AEWtists here. Dynamite gamethreads fell off hard.

>>18677196
they've had several on indies and they ruled.
Search YouTube

Looks like Okada is ready to work

>>18677181
He was the main reason I started watching BTE, his first BOSJ was the first one I watched back in 2016.

No idea why people have such a problem with Takeshita winning G1. Dude is literally one of the best out of Japan right now.

>>18677202
NXT rating that bad?

>Josh getting the pin
What the fuck

>>18677198
why do people do neckbreakers even though it doesn't actually break anyone's neck

>>18677186
You can’t find one online?

That's the most retarded thing I've ever read and I'm not even going to justify it with a you.

>>18677211
Finally being rewarded for jobbing.

Nice josh was due for a win

>>18677210
NXT's rating is better than Dynamite's last week and will most likely beat Dynamite this week.

>Alexander getting the win
Nigga what?

>Josh got a pin
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT

>>18677208
I'm loving that burgeoning storyline. You just know Take would drag Okada thru a banger kicking and screaming.

>>18677212
Ask Chris Bey

bandido p4p strongest wrestler in aew btw

>>18677198
it's not an aew thing exclusively it's a shitty indie spot for everyone to get their shit in and force a this is awesome chant even in undeserving matches full of shitters

>>18677220
it was really easy to smoke you out you fat faggot lol

>>18677181
Hell, ppl in the US thinks fucking a woman under the age of 30 is statutory rape nowadays. I remember british porn mags with 16 yos in em (of course they made Nikki Cross look like Chelsea Green) &, shit, you can still find Traci Lords vids online (I didn't get to see em when she made em; she and I are the same age so it's not minor for me); the way she looked and fucked, who woulda thought a 16 yo could screw like that? Both Cons and Libs are fuckin Puritans, esp young ppl.

>>18677231
kek gottem

>>18677224
Should be the IWGP match on January 4th

Based Takeshita not getting the pin but still getting his hand raised

>>18677231
>fat faggot
Stop looking in the mirror lil bro

>>18677220
Dynamite live streams on Max
CW App doesn't show until next day
Dynamite rapes NXT every week
RAW draws a 0 rating
Figure it out.

Hanger the jew slayer!

FEMBOI SHIT FEMBOI SHIT FEMBOI SHIT FEMBOI SHIT FEMBOI SHIT FEMBOI SHIT FEMBOI SHIT FEMBOI SHIT FEMBOI SHIT FEMBOI SHIT FEMBOI SHIT FEMBOI SHIT FEMBOI SHIT FEMBOI SHIT FEMBOI SHIT FEMBOI SHIT FEMBOI SHIT FEMBOI SHIT FEMBOI SHIT FEMBOI SHIT

WE LOVE YOU HANGER

>>18677207
he's not a new japan guy. even if he's under contract, he's also under contract with aew living full time in the US, which also happens to be the company signing all their top talent away, and he's also still signed with ddt. if he was a full time njpw exclusive guy they would love him.

Josh is the Buddy of his group.

>>18677181
Rabbit is such a blight on humanity. I wish the federal government would outlaw it somehow.

Buddy is the Buddy of life.

wait who is Hangman's next challenger

>>18677232
That shit is gonna be the next thing that ends after woke is dead
Psyop by bitter women who hit the wall and/or divorced
Any dude who says they don't think girls in their prime are attractive are just lying so they don't get labeled a pedo.

>MAX I TOLD YOU JEWISH TRICKS DONT WORK ON ME
>AND THEY DIDNT MAX

>A WILD CALLIS APPEARS

aw shit who could it be

>>18677269
Pretty Peter Avalon

>>18677269
probably gonna find out now

>>18677260
This checks out

>>18677269
If it's not Buddy, who cares?

a very Don Callis episode

Finally Don Callis brown noise. I just shit myself

>7-day notice
I guess the Tonester realized the MITB gimmick is tired

>>18677286
so it's kino

>>18677231
kek
roasted that fat piggy

AEW is just moxley, mjf and don callis at this point

Based Rocky getting the gold

>that dude with the vintage Batman '89 sweatshirt
Based

>>18677296
Salty pigs are made to be smoked

>I want that title back in the Don Callis Family
Am I missing something incredibly obvious or is he saying Kenny was in the DCF? I thought the faction was officially formed to kill him.

>>18677297
As heels

>>18677245
Raw and SD has turned into Haitch 45 min monologue shows from the 00s now (gee, who's the booker now?) that the drones will sing every f'n song and pay thousands of $$ for tickets AND streaming channels to watch their shit. Wrestling is entering a 90-95 phase except money ain't tied to asses in seats anymore.

Lance Archer has convinced me to get a tramp stamp

>>18677260
>manlet workrate machine
check out

>>18677305
Kenny was still family to him, it's all conne
BATTLE CRY

KEEEEEEEENNIIIIIIIIIIII

>>18677306
Rick O'Shea pulling his weight too

...AW SHIT IT'S A STEALTH OMEGA SWERVE. IT'S HANGMAN/OMEGA IN A RESPECTFUL FACE MATCH

>>18677305
Anyone under Callis is in the family. So Omega was the original member.

KENNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HANGMAN INTERACTIONNNNNNN

Kenny looking jacked.

I HEAR THE RATINGS CRY!

Kenny looked very monkey like there

KENNY
HANGMAN
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
SEPTEMBER 11
TWIN TOWER SUBMISSION MATCH

ID KILL MYSELF FOR KENNY VS BUDDY ID DO IT.

BIG TONE WANTS YOU TO TAKE A BIG TOKE BROS

KINO

kenny juiced up ya love to see it

>>18677324
That's his new gimmick

that fucking ruled

hug :)
friends :)

Kenny sone a cycle clearly.

>>18677207
because bro said he doesn’t love new japan as much as everyone else, he isn’t signed full time so that makes him an outsider
>>18677266
>rabbit
kek

Kenny looking like he's been fucking men a lot more than usual

based kenny and hanger reunion <3

>>18677328
>killing yourself for a shitter like Buddy
Have some respect for yourself

that's all kenny's gotta do stay on gear like the golden days of wrestling

>>18677303
lmao based

>Don Calis and Kenny Omega feud yet again

holy boring

>Mina relegated to ROH
TONY PLEASE

>>18677329
big tonedawg been fuckin on one this year bro
pass that shit

TONI :D
GO MINA :DDDD

>>18677343
I’ll respect myself once Buddy gets some respectful booking. Hmph.

Billie is a cute tonight

>>18677341
That's his gimmick now

>Blue Meanie will quiver

listen if a SEPTA bus goes past that man jiggles like the Pillsbury Doughboy

For a moment I thought they voiced over Mina

RicoGOAT

>SHE WANTS TO DANCE A TOP THE 2300 ARENA
YES YES YES

MINA'S GONNA DO THE KIMONA ECW DANCE
BASEDBASEDBASEDBASED

LOVING PASSIONATE SEX WITH MINA

I will watch ROH instead of slopdown

Tits McRiho

>Billie's nude shoulders
UNF

If I can’t have Buddy then I would like some Leila Gray.

>>18677370
Covered in cigarette ash

>>18677368
slopdown is dead at this point. probably will go down below 1 million this week. nobody is tuning in anymore

>>18677324
He looks like Jericho

WWE definitely looking like the old uncool show at this point really
AEW has been fire

>>18677328
I admire your loyalty anon, any wrestler would be honored to have a simp like you

>>18677368
Congratulations on acquiring a clue.

>>18677385
no, drilla maloney

>>18677370
If she were my gf I'd spoil the everloving shit outta her

>>18677385
For me, it was 90s Gina Gershon

Alright. Dynamite is cooking more than usual tonight

To paraphrase a based Tuesday SD anon from 7 yrs ago:

This has been a comfy Dynamite tonite, frens

>Mina wants to dance in the ECW arena
>You get Daniel Garcia instead

I still don’t understand why Ricochet left WWE for treating him like a loser, just to go to AEW and be even lamer

>>18677400
Cause Takeshita wrestled

>>18677396
If she was my gf, I'd suck her clit til I choked on her luv honey. Bet she could squirt without a drop of piss

>>18677385
I need to look up all the old 90sfus like here and Tia Carrere etc

>>18677404
Bro Ricochet has been kino as fuck
what the fuck you on?
ah-HAH!!

Is this the main event?

>>18677404
not fumbled enough for ya?

>>18677396
If she were my gf she'd be pregnant and barefoot

>>18677414
No, its Darby vs Claudio.

>>18677402
Can we get both? I'll tolerate that faggot being on screen if Mina's on too.

>>18677411
For me it's Jennifer Connelly pre breast reduction

>>18677414
no, claudio/darby is

>>18677411
Remember Kiana's Flex Appeal on ESPN?

>>18677414
No

>>18677404
Because Ricochet is better off escaping 50/50 booking that kills most superstars

>>18677396
she's the kinda girl you get one of those extra large trailer homes

>>18677419
No he’s definitely been fumbled enough

>>18677421
She is currently in peak fertility form.

>>18677433
>No wrestling in a double wide with Billie

>>18677440
her crazy dyed hair always irks me

>>18677440
HOLY WALLED

>>18677433
With an above ground pool to boot!

Was it just me or did this episode fly by?

I need a woman like her in my life

This bald motherfucker is fine I wish he'd bring the scissors back

I’d like to see Mina twerk.

>>18677363
>>18677365
ANONS FORETOLD THIS
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO
>>18675197
>>18675226

>>18677442
Does it count as apartment wrestling if it's not in an apartment?

the more they put gates of agony on tv the higher the chance paul will poach them because they pass for samoan

>>18677449
And a trampoline you found on the side of the road

>>18677452
Dimes not fine, giving autocorrect making me look gay

>>18677453
She's doing her best.

>>18677425
>>18677427
based knowers

>>18677440
I could have 4 kids with her

>>18677450
seven caged tigers fly by, fly by

>>18677451
>when you flash her that Golden Corral coupon

>>18677457
Can't believe Haich is already bored of Tama Tonga.

>>18677450
feels like every dynamite this year, at least the last several months or so

>>18677449
well ooh la di da mister kang of france over here

>>18677471
It's been fun the whole night, so yes it has flown by

>>18677442
Mae, you need a single wide cos Billie's the kind who'd fuck you so hard, you'll bust walls down during sex. Didn't bust a wall but did break down a crazy gf's closet door back in the day while she was straddling me. She had a dopamine in balance that made her naturally behave like she was on coke when we fucked. Too bad she got into knives.

>>18677479
Been pure kino, makes quiting watching Raw worth it.

>>18677451
URF!

Dynamite & Collision gamethreads remain the best in the business of /pw/ every week

>>18677487
>he quit Raw
You have a stronger resolve than I do. As much as I want to quit watching Raw, the shitposting pulls me back in.

>>18677497
I've noticed traffic is dead on /pw/ on non AEW days

What ever happened to robot Shibata?

>>18677482
She's doing something right.

AYOWEHURRPEEPO

>>18677501
I shitpost Raw without watching it cos it's the same fuckin thing every week.

>>18677506
Hook got injured

Where tf is P?

>>18677497
Only times this board is fun

Can't believe I'm already thinking on buying all out AEW has been exceptionally good lately, I've only been watching since late 2023 so I don't know if it used to be better

>Ricochet barely getting up
You think Ricochet knew that The Hurt Syndicate showed up?

>>18677465
Very disappointing :(

>>18677506
The cyber brain they installed is starting to develop human emotions

>>18677514
I just get the stupid FOMO

>>18677504
Really ? not surprising.

>>18677478
tama is injured tho
>>18677506
someone flicked the switch on his back to “off”

outside of half a rumble and that women's event last month I haven't watched wwe since 2001

Pray for lil nigga

>>18677519
trufax

>>18677536
Impressive

>>18677520
The covid year was actually kino when it came to the silly storyline, various fuckups (that Japanese death match ending) and camera operators who knew how to film PAWGs and crotches properly. Also, they had the best crowds cos it was only the other workers instead of their usual fucked up fans.

>>18677520
you started at one of if not the lowest points
imo though while there were highs before that they didn't have the week to week tv consistency they've found the last 6 months or so. a lot more cohesion, probably has something to do with dumping all the e-shitters and more experience for everyone involved.

This Claudio theme is godly

LIL NIGGA

>>18677520
I've only missed a single live episode since the show started and pre-Pandemic they had the legendary Ceaser promo by Jake the Snake. They would have cooked.

>>18677536
The last time I watched an entire card was the mania when Bork broke the streak. I've seen less than an hour's worth since. It's just not worth my time.

I'm surprised Paul hasn't tried to snake this one back to the fed.

KINO TIME

>>18677537
The ear spot was gnarly, wonder if they planned it or if they improvised after the damage from the ladder

>>18677527
If Liv was actually there, I'd go to watchwrestling but until that kino ass comes back, I can skip the Rollins bullshit

NEW THREAD
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>>18677520
AEW PPVs are worth every cent. Even if you don't watch the weekly TVs, the wrestling is so fucking good.

Claudio wasted that water bottle

>>18677555
Claudio is probably having too much fun.

>>18677504
Old Jew media psyop technique
More engagement in negatively reacting to certain things
Helps keep control of the sheep

>catering is literally 3 picnic tables in the loading dock
SOVL

>>18677544
I should watch that shit on Max

I went to pick up 10 pizzas for a Dynamite after party but as soon as I walked out the store Deonna stomped on my foot, threw ranch in my eyes and then waddled way with my order as she slammed herself into the bed of a pickup

NEWWWWWWWW
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Kenny looks like Terry Gordy now

Will Claudio ever get a world title run?

>>18677564
I would put Anna over cleanly

>>18677593
Too old at this point. I'm sure he's happy just working.

>>18677536
Last time I watched was HIAC 2019
I used to watch for Bray but that was it for me

>>18677581
He looked like his neck was missing

300

>>18677623
You were 303, sorry

That was a lot of replays

Based Darby willing to die for us

AEW should offer a commentary-free audio option like the FIFA does during World Cups

>>18677628
Better than 404

>>18677665
Isn't that just live wrestling?

>Coffin Flop
Based heel sign

Darby might be to crazy for his own good

>>18677470
all retarded