Thread 18760268

A Stacked Night Of Action With An All Star Tag And Can’t Miss Clashes From Philadelphia!...
Saturday Night AEW Collision live TONIGHT! from the 2300 Arena in Philadelphia, PA!
8/7pm CT on TNT & HBO MAX!

>Mark Briscoe vs. The Alpha Konosuke Takeshita
>Jon Moxley vs. Daniel Garcia
>AEW Women's World Champion Timeless Toni Storm, Mina Shirakawa, Kris Statlander, & Harley Cameron vs. Triangle Of Madness & Megan Bayne in an All Star 8-Woman Tag Match [Everyone Banned From Ringside]
>FTR vs. Adam Priest & Tommy Billington
>We'll Hear From TNT Champion The Protostar Kyle Fletcher & Don Callis Live!
>And More

** 14 Days Out From AEW All Out **

I’d KILL for Kyle vs Buddy.

gooner match pls

Nigger

God I love this fucking company.

$89.06

Will our guy El Clon appear tonight?

Take vs Briscoe finna be litty

>>18760260
the reason why I HATE adam cole

>>18760292
we DO say that word in AEW gamethreads brother and thats what separates us from the WWE gamethreads

>>18760286
Buddy is going to be wrestling for the WWE intergender husband/wife title sooner than later

>>18760290
Not public, it's an OF PPV.
I guess she actually records herself on it? I don't useTikTok so I don't know.

>>18760299
this nigga gimme nightmares

>>18760286
aren't they both from Australia? Grand Slam Fletcher vs Matthews for the belt would be kino

ENORMOUS WILLY

holy shit based big bill promo

>>18760299
WE ONLY STAN HOLOGRAM IN THIS THREAD.

Rockybros...

NEW YAWK CITY!!!

Big Bill got so much better at promos from working with Jericho. Tony can't let him go. He was the first AEW champ. AEW is the house that Jericho built.

>>18760312
can you post more? I dont want you getting banned though because the m*ds here are kinda puritans when it comes to stuff that borders on NSFW content

OH SHIT KINGSTON BROS

>>18760306
That’d be cool.
>>18760314
Yes! That’d be a great match. They had good chemistry during the tag match.

Goddamnit Big Bill fucking rules why does Tony hate pushing people taller than 6'0

AYO THE WORLD IS COLD

BURGER KINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

BIG BILL WANTS THAT NUT PAHDNAH

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EDDIE COMIN' BACK BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Kingston returning soon!

Kingston is cleared?

THE MAD KING IS BACK PARNAH

I dont see the Philly FedEx nigga from dynamite, dude was ready to throw down against FTR Hair

DYNAMITE KID IS BACK!!

When is Frat House coming back

sorry sickos but i don't want kingston back he sucks in the ring

Eddie's best storyline was his jealous ex breakup with Mox

Adam Priest look like the world's tallest midget.

I remember when FTR used to get the biggest pop of the night

>>18760354
nah you do

I wish Buddy came back first. I don’t think Eddie lost any weight.

tony used the power of science to resurrect the dynamite kid

Timeless music for the dynamite kid

>>18760354
this but Buddy

>>18760354
shut up fag and gimme that NUT
>>18760359
no it was when him and Mox stole the Buck's shoes

>>18760349
Maybe he's delivering shit

Adam Priest has that Benoit phenotype. Who the fuck is Tommy Billington?

>>18760364
we both suck in the ring yes, he is good on the mic but that is all he's got

>Priest can't wear his DPW title on tv
>Alexander can't wear his MLP title on TV
>Marina can't bring her Defy title on TV
Nice support for the indies Tony

>>18760372
Dynamite Kid's nephews, he's the spitting image

>>18760349
I saw Dax the Axe Big League a little girl in the front row, pops me every time

>>18760366
Tony was crazy enough to put Dynamite Kid's nephew with little to no tv exposure sight unseen on basic cable

>>18760349
he got dealt with by cash after the show

Eddie has to call in from the landline at his Ma's house to accept Big Bill's challenge

>>18760381
all that inbreeding innit

>>18760390
It really do be like that don't it

I was getting kind of tired of FTR but I'm loving the heel run with stoke

Get those tweets out of my screen!

first of you faggots that gets a 'KWAB' tweet on the show gets a beer

>STAY WITH US CONTINUES
Tony stroking out

>>18760377
He was okay until he started buying his own hype and doing 90% AJPW spots reenacted badly

>>18760312
I guess she uses the TikTok app to record the video which leaves the watermark on it. and then ups that vid to OF

>>18760410
it's okay, he's only working saturdays and ppv's

>>18760400
Big Stoke brought them something they needed and cut the promo of the year

>>18760412
I'm happy to say I've never downloaded that app

>>18760324
Jericho snaking away without putting Bill over in signles clean is pure carny shit. After everything he got to do in AEW, for all he was paid, total creative freedom. Shithead move.

Buddy puts over everyone. He does it for free.

>>18760416
he's slowly morphing into Good Ol' JR, except JR was actually good at one point

>>18760417
sometimes these promos cut a bit TOO close to the heart brother

>>18760417
>I can't get any hoes.

>>18760411
oh ok that makes sense, i just started watching second half of 23

>>18760420
IT'S NOT CONFIRMED SHUT THE FUCK UP HE'S NOT JUMPING SHIP

>>18760372
Literally the shoot nephew of the original Dynamite Kid, Tom Billington. If you've never heard that name before you don't know shiw about pro-wrestling

wtf

>>18760417

He's literally me.

>>18760411
>>18760432
it's Strong Style, you low-T beta males wouldn't understand

>>18760417
i wrote this promo

>cross face and diving headbutt
Jesus Christ

>>18760417
If he's so good why couldn't he get Statlander over?

Adam Priest > Damien Priest

>>18760434
I don't know shit about wrestling 2bh but when I was a young dumb fuck I thought dynamite kid and 1 2 3 kid were the same person

>>18760417
kissing stoke's head on the way to the ring is over with me brother

>>18760434

I was born in 1998, my fault.

>>18760445
shut your whore mouth, Ishii is one of my favorites

justified "chris benoit" chants

>>18760418
as am I. just don't get it. Same as Snapchat

I was ordering in the drive thru of McDonald's when I suddenly heard a monsterous roar on the speak saying this is a stick up. Then I heard people yelling that she's going for the burgers again and that she's grabbing the fries straight out the grease when a masked woman jumped through the window holding duffle bags of food and she came up to me and pulled me out my car but before she left she said this is for your troubles and gave me a kiss that tasted like nuggets and honey barbecue before speeding off. I asked what happened and they said that was the third time that happened this week and they knew it was Deonna from her showing stomach

>>18760452
i haven't seen that nigga posted here in ages, is he injured or something?

Buddy should’ve had a spokesperson.

>>18760453
When I was a young kid I couldn't tell Tom Cruise and Charlie Sheen apart.

>>18760451
he tried to get Stander over (his face, squatting), and that's why he was off TV for like 6 months

>>18760445
No it's Kings Road but a white trash bastardized version of it

show of hands, how many of you Colliders were in the game thread for the FTR Bang Bang Gang MOTY?

>>18760475
at least they kind of look similar lol
>>18760479
worth it

>>18760479
So Big Stoke is a piss-chad?

>>18760468
I want to eat burgers with Deonna

>>18760470
Who Damien? He wrestled on SD last night

>>18760463
As an intense and notoriously private wrestler, Tomohiro Ishii does not typically give revealing interviews, especially not regarding his opinions on other performers
. Public comments on his matches and opponents, including Eddie Kingston, are rare. Therefore, Ishii has not publicly offered specific praise or commentary on working with Kingston.
However, the respect between the two hard-hitting wrestlers can be inferred from their in-ring work and Kingston's public comments. Both performers are known for their physical, "strong style" wrestling, and their matches are often a showcase of toughness and fighting spirit.

>>18760486
>>18760465
Danielson will LOVE these guys on commentary too
the accursed heritage

FTR Bald being a cocksucker per usual

Are they chanting Turn the Mic up?

>>18760500
more like watching Deonna swallow burgers, she would bite your hand if you try to reach for one

>>18760468
Seek help.

>>18760480
>white trash
Eddie is flagrantly Puerto Rican.

>>18760511
no, “shut the fuck up”

>>18760504
AI slopbrain ass

>>18760518
That doesn't sound right

>>18760486
he does kinda have the same look as Tommy WTF

HD OUTRUNNERS PROMO

Are the Outrunners injured or is it just a classic case of Tony cooling off a talent?

Is this a Predator tribute vignette??

damn this is a gay ass promo wtf

kek tropic thunder vibes

I want a side scroller shoot em up starring the Outrunners

OUTRUNNERS KINO!!

based dalton

BROTHER NATURE BROTHER

based dalton

BROTHER NATURE

HOLY SHIT DALTON

DILLON https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txuWGoZF3ew

Dalton Castle can get Collision back to 400k.

Outrunners' gimmick is just referencing Predator huh.

All Outrunners vignettes must be tributes to classic 80s movies. And get into real deep cut shit too.

>>18760534
Outrunners are a Predator tribute act

>>18760545
lmfao i forgot about his boys, are they broke turning tricks now or did they get some money off of tk?

>>18760530
feels wrong 2bh
bring back the 4:3 betamax grain filter

>>18760556
yes and it's one of the best things in pro wrestling in decades

>>18760545
Extra zesty

>>18760545
Remember when Bayne had her own boys?

>>18760545
Bit zesty inn.... actually LOTTA zesty innit?

>>18760562
They insulted Tony a little bit so they shouldn’t get money unlike Buddy who doesn’t attack his boss.

>>18760545
I remember in one of the ROH PPVs Paul Walter Hauser was a boy

>>18760539
For Sega Genesis/Megadrive only

>>18760556
Predator is the perfect movie. I mean, the body mass alone...
>>18760562
>are they broke turning tricks now
That part. They got too big for their britches and tried to shake down TK and now they're waiters at Arby's with an Onlyfans side-hustle. Never work yourself into a shoot.

>>18760575
isn't buddy faking an injury to scam tk?

How do I achieve the Moxley build?

>Women Wearing Shoulder Pads
The fuck.

we love you moxmeister

>>18760545
I want to do this but with Anna and Dasha

OG SICKO MOXLEY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFx0cnY7nw4

every single promo Mox cuts should be in a museum

>>18760585
Men have OF accts too? The actual fuck?

begrudgingly mox making some valid points, attacks with plastic bags not withstanding

>>18760588
I don’t think he can fake that.

>>18760570
But Moxley does have time to bleed

>belts are the basic unit of measurement for small thinking
3bigbrain5me

dalton losing custody of the boys to johnny and taya should have been on tv instead some lame ass top flight matches

>>18760585
and all for not wanting to drive to another airport, fucking bitches, I drive 3 hrs to het to the closest show AEW runs around my area

Mox on that RVD "small thinker" shit

Goal for this match: Post a butt shot of every woman in this match.

TIME TO GOON

Court mandated women's match

>>18760605
>Mox when someone's about to stab him in the face with a fork

Sexla owes me Thek

thekla owes me sex, simple as

TRIANGLE OF SEX

Mox's ability to sweat on command is a real gift for his promo'ing ability.

SEXO MATCH

GOONER MATCH TIME
TYBTD

Thekla's thighs make my pp a PP

>>18760607
100% same with Athena and Billie

>>18760609
they really thought they were somebody, and hadn't considered the possibility that they could be effectively replaced by any jobbers who happened to be in the area for a hotdog and a handshake

>Put Darby in the ground
COFFIN STIPULATION?

I like women. They very pretty and fun to look at.

BAYNE?!?

MINA

holy fuck bros look at harley oh my god

>>18760629
hell even that goofy beef angle was more entertaining than a lot of the stuff that ends up on tv

for this match this one time I'm going to concentrate in the boobs only asses will not matter this time

>>18760621
Arachnophobic, huh?

>>18760610
Kek

>>18760628
When you're done with the other girls post more Mina

MINA'S BIG BOOBIES

Okay Stat. Dayum

TONI :D
MINA :DD
HARLEY :DD
STAT :D

I LOVE MINA SO MUCH

I'm surprised a "sex" chant has never broken out for one of these matches.

>Harley and Mina on the same squad
too much sexo

>>18760607
>>18760629
This but with Peter Avalon and Brandon Cutler

Mina Shirabooba

>>18760656
if it was still the crowds from the 90s it would

All the babyfaces should kiss each other here.

>>18760656
They'd get doxxed and canceled

>Sex Triangle & Bayne vs. Harley, Mina, Stat & Toni
I'm getting heart palpitations.

Tony starting to grow bingo wings, she better lose weight soon.

>>18760659
need her to do that on ym dick asap

>>18760669
Julia is a cute!

>>18760545
The funny thing is he is so zesty and flamboyant but still has a wife

>>18760682
What? Dalton's straight? I got worked?

>>18760678
She looks like every other eastern European pornstar

is hard typngb with one hand

Stat manhandling Harley

Harley’s face paint is working me into a shoot

These women's tag would be more interesting with stips involved. I think whichever woman responsible for losing the match should be paddled.

>>18760682
what a waste

Stat is gaining weight

how can there be so much sex in the ring I wish I was the ref

>>18760662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KGbZj6IpwE

>>18760678
This was an hour before she made all the men tap from sex

goddamn aew's female roster is stacked

>>18760703
Adding to her mass stats

>>18760713
Whole lotta tits and ass in that ring rn yeah

>>18760699
If they had Toni and Mina vs Thekla and Skye in a "loser tongues your anus" match All Out would outdraw Wrestlepalooza

you guys see the giantess they got working roh now?

>>18760713
and animata isn't even in this match and she's the stiffest broad of all the female roster

>>18760713
>stacked
Heh.

>>18760703
the Deonna special

all this sex on the screen and all I can think of is how great Takeshita vs Briscoe is gonna be

>>18760659
Fletcher is a lucky Protostar

>>18760724
shame about Mariah leaving they both have a similar hard as fuck style

>>18760713
Enough about Harley and Mina

Mina is spreading her legs a LOT in this match

Soft, passion, post marriage sex with Julia

>>18760723
no, what's her name?

shame about mariah retiring but what ya gonna do, anyone spotted that tall broad that appeared in ROH

I’m a mark for a good old Mongolian Chop

Thekla seems like she's absolutely wild in the bedroom

Cameramen struggling to find a non creepy shot

>>18760745
ooo i like

>>18760743
https://www.instagram.com/storidenali/?hl=en

>Stat and Toni dual ass attacks
You would die if it was a shoot.

>>18760747
Watch her Hey-EW interview, absolute pure dominant sex vibes

Which one of these women is Don Callis going to groom for his family?

Mina looks like she doesn't have a thought in her head except when it tells her to shake her tits

Why hasn't Tony poached Persephone? Imagine if she had been in this match?

BAYNE?

Harley should talk for Buddy.

>>18760754
But what a way to go out.

>>18760745
who is dis yuge bitch

>>18760703
Thicc Stat is the best Stat

Lay off the parking lot nitrous balloons Tony

okay can we get the wargames match already?

need to be suffocated by Harley’s tits

>SKYE BLUE
>NO WAIT, THAT'S KRIS STATLANDER
TK I'm beggin' ya to put Schiavone out to pasture

>>18760750
what the fuck

>julia's nude bra strap
lewd

>>18760749
>>18760769
ex volleyball player

Stat has her face right by Julia's cooch

>>18760777
He shouldn't be lead anymore, he works as the 3rd wheel.

>>18760764
You don't poach from CMLL as that will end that relationship very quickly. You give guys dual contracts like Hechicero and apparently several others are getting/got already. To keep the Fed away from actually poaching them

RIP Julia

this match needs Nyla

sick electric chair like move

That's Chuck Taylors move you senile retard

Why does everyone seem to stuff Julia?

julia ass jiggle

>>18760784
just watch the match, dude

These three seriously need a better combo finish

>>18760786
Well he better give that big ass bitch a dual contract then

>>18760796
Shit, I mean stiff

>>18760784
my problem with them is that AEW has tons of stories but they never make sure the casual audience gets hints on whats going on

>>18760777
He is. Sort of.
Danielson replaces him permanently on Dynamite starting Wednesday. not sure if he's off Collision commentary too going forward. He should be 2bh. Bryan+Nige salty old rivals dynamic would b kino
Schivaone can still do interviews in ring/backstage.

IT'S STIIIIIIIIIIIING

JAMIE :D

>>18760789
sorry but Trump made Brandon illegal and deported him to El Salvadoran Superjail

Was Thekla always this tan?

Hayter looked better in the denim shorts

Hayter's music would be good to Blue Meanie dance to. Bring him out Tone

>>18760796
she sells well

this womens roster has some real depth, you might even say that it is time for some women tag team belts to materialize

>>18760818
jej based

KISS IT OUT!

>girl community theater
SHOW YOUR TITS
SHOW YOUR TITS

>>18760779
long bitch is long

Stat side boob

Women's division booking is so insanely dogshit

They're hugging the shit out of Thekla

Now I want a Toni turn and a reign of terror

Jamie owes me matrimony!

>booking herself in a 4-way match for her own belt
Toni crazy y'all

Oh shit Ace Austin still works here?

>mina still hasn't done the kimona wanalaya tribute act after teasing if week 1
Tony, you've got two weeks. If she doesn't do it, I'm dropping the promotion.

I shoot forgot Ace was in AEW now

NEW THREAD
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>>18760854
>>18760854
>>18760854
>>18760854

THE WHEELS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKER

>>18760843
very nice

thanks tony for the great weekly gooner match

Juice trying to get that beard going

NOOOOOO
CARDBLADE IS DONE

Cardblade bros

Lexi is looking sexy

>>18760880
As usual

>>18760880
Lexi is not for sexuals I'm afraid

>>18760861
Nope me and Eustace ain't leaving til we reach bump limit

>>18760892
Her name literally rhymes with Sexy

>>18760687
Kek, yes. A Rolling Stone article from 2015 mentions he has a wife.

Riho has been missed

300

>>18760687
him and RJ City are immensely gifted at playing queer

What is this music?

I don't care about Alexander

Kyle needs a good haircut

Based double champion Kyle coming

Kek Don Callis family has so much heat

>>18761022
Best stable in wrestling

>>18760910
What about the boys?

>>18761086
Honestly, I couldn't tell you if they are working or shooting, I don't know their lore