Thread 18792223

Shiny 'ri Edition

(A wild Shiny 'ri appeared on Monday Night 'ri this week as the Captain found herself in the middle of more menopause related shenanigans from Asuka. Nikkisawa had a melty and challenged Asuka to a match where she dared to put her hands on our glorious golden Captain. Thankfully, Asuka was there to choke her out and put her in her place. You do not touch shiny 'ri. Shiny 'ri is CUTE and SEXO.)

Previous: >>18753364

Kairi sings the anti-blues:
https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-share

Theme of Kairi's Krew:
https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09

Socials:
https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/
https://x.com/kairi_official

>>18792223 (OP)
Kairi is CUTE

Why is WWE so anti-joshi vs joshi? I wanna see Kairi fight from underneath, I wanna Asuka be dominant, I wanna see Iyo be a showoff and bitw-caliber, I wanna see Giu be stiff, all against eachother. Tired of watching them face shitters.

The Captain is pure GOLD

>>18792237
I feel like those are big feuds for HHH. Despite all his faults as a booker, he loves his joshi's.

>>18792223 (OP)
NEW KAIRI THREAD!

>>18792238
>>18792223 (OP)
>Me with my shiny new Golden 'ri that I just pulled

>>18792237
They're doing almost everything you want lol. Kairi is being built as a loveable underdog. Asuka is throwing her weight around and making gaijin tap. And Iyo has become something of a hotdogger after recently going mega-over with the crowds. Hopefully we'll finally get some joshi-on-joshi action with the current story. They really do need to bring Giulia into the orbit of the other gals and their antics. She's suffering on Smackdown.

>>18792340
Iyo is literally the ACE. She's the most protected girl on the roster. I expect her to beat Steph for the title. They should have never taken it off of her.

>>18792340
giulia is a white pig, she can stay on smackdown

>>18792349
I'm convinced that Iyo only ever loses the title so she can build up a record of many title reigns.

Iyo was the first high-flying female I got to witness live that worked like a dude, if not better than one. She’s the goat for me. I probably would liked me some
Chaparrita back in the day though.

>>18792262
Goofy ass player
Also based new thread

>>18792394
>Iyo was the first high-flying female I got to witness live that worked like a dude, if not better than one
Correct. You have to see her live to appreciate her. Kairi too. TV doesn't do them justice.

>>18792394
>>18792455
Seeing her in NXT jump off the skull onto the metal floor was nuts. Probably that and the first time I saw the trashcan spot was what got Iyo over with me. Sadly, I've never seen any of the gals live. Really hoping they'll be at Crown Jewell though - my buddy and I got tickets for all 3 shows.

KAIIIIIIRIIIIIIIIIII!!!!

>>18792366
What we are witnessing here is the hot-flush fueled seethe of a soon to be friendless gaijin-hater.

>>18792581
>>18792587
AA/arrrr/RGH!

Bumping before bed

>>18792223 (OP)
Smug shiny 'ri

I feel like this image has been altered

'ri

>>18792711
>>18792716
pink 'ri is really something. but also gold 'ri. and blue 'ri too.

I'll buy myself a scanner someday boys.

The Captain is so hot right now guys. She's going to the moon.

>>18792587
cute

>>18793530
lel she really is getting popular out there

>>18793688
I may have contributed with an /arrrr/ adjacent thread to celebrate Kairi's loveliness.
>>18793678

I require a picture of her toes, thanks.

>>18792941
>>18793336
Pussy 'ri

>>18793750
One for those in the know when it comes to wedges.

almost a whole week until more 'ri guys...I can't take this

>>18793748
welp 2 threads again...

>>18793080
Love all 'ri's but specially i love Anime looking mf 'ri

>>18793750
>>18793777
>>18793780
Man of culture

Fun fact: Kairi scores a whopping 4.98/5 on wikiFeet. She's a big dimes draw of the foot fetishist subculture.

>>18793934
Yea she's the best. Wish we got to see more fancy dress/cosplay Kairi. It's a shame WWE don't celebrate Halloween all that much. NXT used to do some really fun stuff back for spooky season back in the day.

>>18793934
Yea she's the best. Wish we got to see more fancy dress/cosplay Kairi. It's a shame WWE don't celebrate Halloween all that much. NXT used to do some really fun stuff for spooky season back in the day.

>>18793934
Love this 'ri

>>18793777
lucky digits of digit deliverance

>>18794077
lucky doubles of fun feet fact

>>18794388
meta doubles of doubles appreciation

>>18794328
>>18793934
anime lookin' mf's run this shit

>>18794164
Spooky 'ri is hella spooky
>>18794406
Based

Chun-'ri

>>18794535
We got any fans of Mona Kimura, the 'real life Chun-Li'?

>>18794410
>chopper 'ri

>>18794410
Spooky looking mf

Best post this 'ri here too. For the feet, you see.

It makes me happy to see that Kairi being an anime looking mf is catching on. Because she IS an anime looking mf. A CUTE anime looking mf!

>>18794928
Anime lookin' mf 'ri do be gettin' it's flowers dough

>>18794077
>>18794647
>>18793938
Podiatry Princess

>>18794647
>>18794077
>>18793938
Podiatry Princess

>>18794928
'ri & Poi sure are anime looking mf (and hard /arrrr/ players)

More hard /arrrr/ players

'ri taking out the trash

>>18794406
>>18793934
doesn't she have a confirmed super high power level?
Also I don't get how Kairi is as hot as she is, but also legit autistic to the point where she watches dragonball and baby metal and plays final fantasy and resident evil

>>18795876
this is just normal nerd shit, you people overuse the term autistic too much

>>18796144
how many girls do you know that are as hot as Kairi and are into dbz and resident evil?

I ain't cappin' when I say I love the Cap'n!!!!

>>18796397
Many people are saying this

>>18795681
Based (still miss la güerita)

>>18796397
Same

>>18794929
Why come Cody, Roman and Goto didn't put in a word to get Kairi the Chun Li role in the Street Fighter movie?

Poor pink 'ri ):

>>18797057
good point, she's made for the role

>>18795681
softest shit ever lol...Liv made outta glass

>>18795408
>your party is ready to embark
SAVED

>>18797025
Hunter and Nick need to get her her own flavor of Capn Crunch. I'd go with adding fruit flavored marshmallows to the Crunch Berries line.

>>18797200
Pink 'ri deserves to be free from the threat of loud noises and discombobulation!

>>18797200
pink ' ri of yesteryear

dammmn

>>18796397
fr fr all caps I LOVE THE CAPTAIN no cap

>>18798016
SEXOOOOO

Reposting a goofy ass 'ri from B-thread

>>18798155
Ups forgot pic

>>18798155
>>18798161
kek based goofy ass 'riposting 'ritard

IMPORTANT REMINDER:
Anti threads died in the gutter while our secondary /arrrr/ became gigadimes.
Go HARD like /arrrr/ or go HOME to Tone Zone

>>18792941
>>18793766
my bad I thought I was allowed to post that 'ri since it was pixelated

>>18798016
Is this new?

>>18798250
yea - ripped fresh from the pages of /kabuki/

>>18798016
good heavens need one from the front too

>>18798200
Giga based

Remember guys? I just wanted to scoop her up and tell her she'd be okay. I'm so grateful Kairi came back for us.

>story with asuka is turning into a toxic yuri plot
How long until pic related?

>>18798623
>1 sec
This, but in a shocking coming-of-age twist it's Kairi wielding the boxcutter.

'riding back to page 1 though lol

Should 'ri turn heel? Regardless she will inevitable be cute

>>18798962
Whatever path Kairi decides to take, I will support her because it's like you say - she will inevitably be CUTE.

>>18797999
That's a pink Hojo

>>18798200
Based
Also love 'ri love Poi simple as

>>18799505
Halloween is my favorite season and spooky 'ri is awesome

>>18798836
Based camel 'riding

Who's watching Worlds Collide lads? GO Dom and Fuck VikINDIO we hate that brown fucker even in Mexico kek

>>18799909
anime looking mf

>>18800046
OH SHIT is that today???

>>18800074
Yeah 7pm pt

>>18800046
based mexican 'ritard. I hate that flippy shitter

>>18800098
If Dom loses my family loses too

HOJO

>>18801034
is cute!

>>18799505
Liv and 'ri will go to the Wyatt house at Universal's Halloween Horror Nights, then go to Voodoo Donuts and eat a half dozen Oh Captain, My Captain's each.

Asuka has been posting a bunch of Kairi memes on IG

>>18801096
More 'ri memes the better

Also 'ri when based Dirty Dom wins tonight

And yes I stole all of these from /kabuki/ because that's what pirates do

>>18801432
>when you propose to her and then reveal it was a prank

Ahoy!!

>>18792223 (OP)
SHINY HAPPY KAIRI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYOKMUTTDdA

NO SLIDE TODAY

Page 5 in 40 min? Wtf
About to start my Japanese class so take care of the thread lads

>>18801418
>>18801427
>>18801432
>>18801447
Based Pirate.

>>18801427
he better win
>>18801447
fucking based, I gotta catch up so I can start robbing kabuki again

>>18801988
based

>>18800096
>pt

'ri is ready to watch Worlds Collide

>>18804019
Did the doctor put his beef burrito in their fish tacos?

>>18802221
What new stuff did you learn today anon?

>>18801447
That based. Kabuki is gay and deserves to be pillaged

>>18804906
>Kabuki is gay
They really are lol. I've been trying out a heel gimmick in Kabuki but I just can't get over. I even oversell their boos and try to make myself out like a total cretin....and they still don't bite. It's like trying to get blood from a stone. Then Asuka eats a cup of noodles and they act like it's the next Citizen Kane.

>>18801715
Oh hi there!

you guys into 'yu'ri?

No yuri, Kairi is only made for catholic straight love making, also Mayu sucks!!!!

>>18807508
you must have known I would post this pic
how about my 'yu'ri pun though...pretty gud eh?

>>18807172
chibi lookin' mf

>>18807563
Still no 'yu'ri!

>>18807852
little bit though

>>18808036
SEXO
I got a little drunk last night lads

>>18804570
Just the last part of Hiragana, i fairly new in this just two weeks in

Just the cap'n checking page 1

'ri 'n sane

>>18809094
Kawaiiri

>>18808162
She looks more like she dropped acid and took XTC at the same time

'ri

I coom for Kairi

>>18808036
She looks good here, but I appreciate Yuna taking the architect pill.

>>18810359
I enjoy the size difference

>>18808162
>>18809541
This is the 'ri I fear most

>>18810077
Many are doing this!

>>18811109
For me? Is officer 'ri i fear the most
Trigger happy looking mf

>>18793780
Need them inside of my mouth

Bumping the A Thread

Kairi is NOT safe bros;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esxAY1__TiA

>>18806516
They've been pretty non-confrontational ever since the great hogmelty happened in there.

>>18812370
After victory there was nothing left to prove

>>18812349
40 year old.
Childless.
Autistic women.

>>18812362
This was so sweet I feel like we've shifted into a higher timeline, bros.

>>18812420
True

captcha: PABJS
Pure
Asian
BJs

>>18812370
>>18812383
QRD on 'the great hogmelty'?

>>18812362
Shotgun 'ri is based beyond belief

>>18812362
Kawaii looking mf

>>18812418
...are just the best!

>>18812820
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18291439/#18291439
Hogwheels went ham(no pun intended) in here. It was actually pretty funny NGL

Naked 'ri

>>18812349
Based bumper

>>18813416
Ya just gotta

anime looking mf

>>18813040
Good heavens it's a shame I missed this thread. Was this some kind of triple threat between BT, hogger & Asukaschizo? I don't know why /kabuki/ hates us so much. I even bump them sometimes...pack of ingrates

>>18814066
>[Great news]

>>18793780
The best feet in wrestling history

>>18794077
We gotta pump the score up, it should be a golden 5 stars.

Kairi.

>>18814183
>>18814179
Feel I should point out that Kairi obliterates Taylor Swift's 4.97 rating. Couldn't see any other wrestlers on there at all. Kairi is the face of wrestling feet!

>>18814547
Nice feet

>>18813383
Allegedly

Just discovered Iyo also features on wikifeet as Masami Odate. Don't tell Iyo thread...but she also scores a lousy 4.97 like Taytay.

some nice heel work from the gals

>>18814161
I honestly don't know what happened but i know it ended up with BT vs HW while KS seethed about his thread being destroyed.

>>18815405
Yea was a real slobberknocker... tourists were turning up to watch the fight

>>18814195
I know those feet!

>>18815405
Goofy ass player

I gotta catch up before the next ppv. I've been watching stuff about the space shuttle instead

>>18815405
Space cadet player

>>18816779
What can you tell me about the space shuttle anon?

>>18817148
apparently the specs of the shuttle are so the air force could use it to capture spy satellites over the south pole and, one of the early Atlantis flights in 1988 had a bad foam issue, like almost columbia level bad and the crew new but were seething because they couldn't do anything about it because it was a secret spy satellite mission and columbia almost blew up in 1999. a pin sheared off and broke 3 of the hydrogen tubes in the engine and if it broke 5 then the whole ship would have exploded
>>18815405
the kabuki fag is just annoying and seethes over literally anything. like he will start seething if you point out Asuka is old and would prefer to put IYO and Kairi over

>>18814993
Is KAIRI thicc again? Look at those gams.

>>18817189
Nice so the space shuttle is shit
'ri should be a Space Pirate Princess

>>18817466
>the space shuttle is shit
the space shuttle is based, just expensive, like 'ri with her expensive clothes

>>18816779
Anything NASA related is my soft spot for documentaries. Was it online, a streaming service or some cable channel?

>>18817864
just youtube shit. they have failure is not an option 1 and 2 from the history channel on youtube too

>>18817451
Jolly Roger looking mf

'ri is ready to Monday Afternoon 'ri tomorrow

>>18817902
Thanks. I wasn't sure if it was a specific doc or some vlog or podcast you were watching.

What if we go for another record with 3 concurrent Kairi threads making it to bumo limit?

>>18818408
C-thread? I don't know is we are there yet to be honest

>>18817487
>>18817466
The space shuttle is SOVL. We thought our future would be exploring the galaxy in sci-fi ships with cockpits, rolling up on dem aliens in style - maybe even fucking dem aliens. But now we all know the future is drones. LAME.

>>18818408
It would be a bold and provocative move. Maybe hold off on the C thread until Kairi does something extremely cute or based that catapults her into the zeitgeist. She might sawdust Lyra or something.

Is 'ri going to be in Wrestlepalooza?
Kabuki vs nikki & rhea when?

>>18818706
>that smirk
She's on Asuka's side.

>>18819012
But is Asuka on Kairi's side? Using poor 'ri as a shield. Repetitively startling Kairi. And that one time she misted Kairi in a supposed 'accident'.

Take care to not be tricked by Sloppa, 'ritards

>>18818531
I'm bummed they never went through with with the next generation of thr space shuttle.

>>18819451
The X-37 is still pretty SEXO though. Regrettably, based Kairimaniac Elon seems to be all about function over form with his space vehicles.

How you guys think AJ felt when he touched the holiest of holies?

>>18819695
Humbled. Vindicated. Closer to God.

>>18819152
>>18819159
Nice jeans

>>18818706
It feels like that match has to happen soon. Why else would they bring Nikki into the story?

>ITT:
SHOW ME YOUR RAW FACE

/arrrr/ you guys worried that big boss 'riv might set out on a 'rivenge tour upon our 'ri? a jihad in 'riyadh, even?

Pirated from /kabuki/ - Long live shotgun Kairi! Long live Piracy!

>>18818218
>>18818531
>Kairi was born before a japaniman went to space
>IYO was born before the first japaniman went to space
>>18819451
the space shuttle was to expensive. it was twice the cost of the russian rockets

>>18819012
I'm pretty sure the 2 were trying to break each other because Kairi started laughing when she turned her head and Rhea was trying not to laugh

>>18820874
that's the wrong hand lol
>inb4 that one obscure reverse pump action shotgun from like 1894

>>18820900
>2 loading actions
>2 shots
Maybe Kairi was loading shells into an over-under shotgun

>>18820922
I think she just doesn't know how a shotgun works

>>18820936
Kairi would surely have some familiarity with shotguns being a Resident Evil fan

>>18820955
that might be why she's moving wrong. I thing chris does that shit in the gamecube remake

>>18820972
I'd feel much better if I knew Kairi was able to properly handle a shotgun. A variety of firearms, even.

ohhh shit we been murked here boys

>>18821069
same
>>18821076
I got some janny upset for posting about space stuff on multiple boards. real tranny seethe. I really dont get why that pisses off some jannies as much as it does.

>>18821128
Jannies trannies are such a faggots
>>18820477
My raw face for Monday Night 'ri

>>18820874
Based trigger happy 'ri

>>18792226
fpbp

Asuka will rape Kiara with a strap on live in RAW today… and I don’t blame her