Thread 18854117

Undisputed WWE Championship match: Cody Rhodes (c.) vs. Drew McIntyre

Women’s World Championship: Iyo Sky vs. Stephanie Vaquer

CM Punk and A.J. Lee vs. Seth Rollins and Becky Lynch

The Usos vs. The Vision

John Cena vs. Brock Lesnar

>>18854117 (OP)
Great to have real wrestling on tonight!

>>18854117 (OP)
Finally, wrestling

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

>>18854117 (OP)
by the amount of joshipedo threads I can see today's it's going to be MEGASEETHE day from the pedocord aka the official aew discord.

>>18854117 (OP)
I still don't know what a palooza is

>making a gamethread at 12 in the morning
You edrones really have no lives huh? Well, laters.

>>18854117 (OP)
>Undisputed WWE Championship match: Cody Rhodes (c.) vs. Drew McIntyre
Poor Drew
>Women’s World Championship: Iyo Sky vs. Stephanie Vaquer
I know we all know who, but Iyo would be a surprise. Not a good one because it just goes back to Iyo/Rhea rather than something more interesting like Iyo/Asuka for the next few months for the belt. Rhea so badly needs something besides the belt to do.
>CM Punk and A.J. Lee vs. Seth Rollins and Becky Lynch
Bathroom Break: The Match
>The Usos vs. The Vision
Beer Run
>John Cena vs. Brock Lesnar
40+ mins and Cena barely pulls it off

I'm rooting for VAQ cause she's doing her best

KINOPALOOZA LET'S FUCKING GO!

>>18854117 (OP)
Seems a tad early for this

>>18854239
Will Asuka fuck over Iyo or will she fuck over Vaquer?

>>18854239
God damn what a hideous goblina

>>18854239
VAQ

what time will this show be anyway

>>18854521
soon

>>18854239
sorry brudda but the miz spoiled the match on commentary on smack last night
iyo will win

>>18854272
Nothing wrong with getting hyped for the only major wrestling show of the weekend

I ain't watching that shit

>>18855451
couldn't figure out how, could you?

Hoping for someone to make an eventual Brock/Cena moment edit with the Peacemaker S2 intro.

>>18854117 (OP)
Gonna be dimes

>>18855456
Yes, my name is Dave Meltzer btw

Where how watch bro bros? Not paying $30

>>18855535
i bought a year of vpn for $30 so i'm going straight to netflix

>It's just an episode of RAW
WWE booking hasn't changed in 10 years

>>18854521
Idk, 7 pm cst?
I still havent bought a vpn, should i give the evil compsny a view or nah?

>>18855620
oh yeah aj lees return match and the first brock match in 3 years are total raw filler

>>18854272
OP is an attention whore trannewtist

>>18854117 (OP)
What time does this start? I only care about two matches, and and I'll be watching Illinois vs Indiana so I hope they have them during halftime

>>18856005
7

>>18854117 (OP)
>cawdty vs soctsman
Rock will return for fuckery
>Punk/mexican housemaid vs Fake Dublin and his faggot friend
don't care
>Ay yo we real niggaz vs normal people
Hopefully mini Steiner kills them
>I just got a bald spot vs I ripped my pants
On first so exepct a ten minute squash

>>18854117 (OP)
>no start time
lazy op

>>18856146
>Rock will return
poor edrones. bunch of battered wives.

only watching the brock match

uh why is there no tripcode in the op like the aew thread?

Cool that they'll have some real wrestling on today

>>18854117 (OP)
IYO

(i know its not happening)

>>18856150
I'm assuming based on the whole promo drew did

Personally I'd rather wwe go out of business or give it back to Vince

>>18856166
vince is the worst booker in history

Reminder to boycott ESPN

>>18856180
boycotting shit is for leftists and snowflakes

>>18856168
>worst booker in history

I'm sorry, sar. Do you enjoying of the 4-5 matches of the 3 hour ppv and the fun of the advertisements sar? Are you needfully watching?

hunter is aiming to kill wwe

>>18856184
>leftists and snowflakes
but the biggest snowflakes are right wing tards

>>18856189
indians worship vince you have your insults mixed up

>>18856180
For what?

>>18856184
Cheers I'll raise my Bud Light to that

>>18856215
For Freedom of Speech

>>18856194
No, they actually don't, anon.
You're mixing up worshipping faggots like Lesnar vs worshiping vince

Vince was the one who gave us shit like Kat being topless with her little tits or Trish stripping and barking like a dog
Hunter is the one who tried to push for the word 'bitch' to stop being said, who pushed for more in ring advertising, who decided the 'draft' should now be about his faggot friends being on screen instead of actual gms

Like I said, hunter wants to kill the wwe

>>18856242
Jade said bitch last night

>no belts exchanged
>roman returns to help the usos
>drew puts it all on the line and still comes up short
>lesnar makes cena bleed but john wins
>becky gets the pin on a passed out punk to truly embarrass him
>iyo and vaquer put on a banger with asuka showing up to help

>>18856257
>pushing for =/= banned

Might skip this one. Boring card and I don't want to hear Pat's yapping all night

>>18856259
Cena isn't blading his pretty Hollywood face

women's world title when

>>18854117 (OP)
This looks shit other than lesnar

>>18856296
When she learns how to wrestle, so, never

My predictions and confidence levels
>cena 91%
>vision 62%
>punk lee 95%
>stephanie 98%
>cody 84%

>the All Out gamethread already has more replies than this one despite being made 6 hours later
You faggots are about to get mogged so hard

>>18854117 (OP)
bit of a dreadful card innit

>>18856689
I'm guessing Taker shows up for no reason or maybe a Batista appearance? Someone from the Ruthless Aggression era is making their appearance to give this dead show some life

I'm very sad because my brother always comes over to watch the PLEs with me, but he said last night he can't come to this one. I have to watch it by myself. I wish I had a girlfriend who didn't mind watching wrestling and would watch it with me.

>>18856704
Hey man. I live with my parents.

>>18856704
hire a prostitute and don't have sex with her just ask to watch wrestling

Got my laptop vpn working, I’ll be Canadian today eh? Side note, having some people over for the show and figure it’d fun to laugh at AEW before hand. Anyone got a reliable free site for that?

>>18856839
>Got my laptop vpn working
How can you watch wrestling on your laptop? A show like this needs to be seen on a beautiful 4K TV.

>>18856845
he's a poorfag, begging for an All Out stream kek

>>18856839
Just buy it if you got friends over and split the cost, with the VPN it is less than 20 and you don't get viruses

>>18854239
I KNOW THE PIECES FIT
I KNOW THE PIECES FIT
I KNOW THE PIECES FIIIIIIIIIT

>Five matches
I hate nu-WWE

>>18856845
>How can you watch wrestling on your laptop?
nta, but you realize you can stream this kind of stuff from the laptop to the tv via the magic of an hdmi cable, right? I show my in-laws movies all the time in their country home off an hdmi cable attached.

>>18856883
>hdmi cable
>in 2025
just cast that shit

>>18856871
Smarks used to cum in their pants for Triple H's five match NXT shows, and now they're acting like five matches on a main roster PLE is a travesty.

>>18856888
NXT shows were 2 hours with maybe 4 2 minutes ads. A modern PLE is up to 6 hours, with long commercials and entrances, than actual matches.

>>18856871
>Sorry Tiffany, Jade and Nia, your match for Wrestlepalooza has to be cancelled! We just don't have the time for it
>There's only five matches on the card? Uhh well you see they all have to go 30 minutes because every WWE match has to go 30 minutes now as thats how Triple H likes it, so there's no time!
>Matches don't have to go 30 minutes and thats too long anyways? DO AS WE SAY!!!

>>18856855
Kek no I already pay for Netflix and my friends all agree that AEW is fag shit. We will use watch wrestling or something for the lulz.

I got a wrestling card based drinking game to try out.

>>18856845
HDMI you goober

>>18856908
this one won't be

>>18856886
Because too many devices can disrupt the signal on a router

What kind of hell are we living in?

>>18856922
None of those deserve to be on a PPV, why are you pretending to give a fuck

For my American Netflix bros that don't have cable/ESPN. Pic related is your answer.
>sign up for windscribe
>you are given 15gb a month for free
>connect to canada
>enjoy all your wrestling on one app without needing to pay for a vpn
earlier I tested to see how much data an episode uses. one episode of smackdown took me from 15gb to 14.37. assuming you only watch raw, smackdown, and the occasional PLE, you won't spend all of that 15gb, and it'll reset back to 15gb at the start of month.

also works on fire tv/stick for those of you that watch that way.

>>18857007
>pat says lesnar
bet accordingly, anons

>>18857024
>he uses free vpns

>>18856922
Smarks used to complain that there's no big matches on Raw and Smackdown, now they complain that the big matches on Raw and Smackdown should be on PLEs instead.

So I guess I could watch it on either the Disney+ app or the ESPN app. Is there any reason why one is better than the other?

>>18857110
the ESPN app is coded by jeets and crashes all the time on Android TVs

>>18854239
cute

>>18857136
Nah you are.

>>18855041
lies

I shan't be watching btw.

How many bongs?

>>18856908
And the NXT shows always featured the best talents

Why pay to watch this when WWE immediately posts the clips on their twitter as they happen?

>>18854117 (OP)
Feels like the best house show you could reasonably hope for. Does not feel like an actual ppv.

>>18857168
Because I'm not a brainrotted zoomer

>>18856845
You want to see half naked men in 4k? You're gay

>>18856871
6 matches. Street Prophets vs Wyatts.

>>18857177
You're a dumb boomer who throws away money kwab

>ESPN Unlimited is included in the DIRECTV plan
>Currently ONLY available on streaming plans
>Satellite and U-Verse available LATER in the Fall
I'm not signing up for 1-2 months for this shit. Suck my ass media kikes.

I'm watching this illegally

I'm watching this on Netflix

>>18856991
>he doesn't know about the fantastic EMF services sponsoring tonight's PLE
grim

LA Dimes is showing up btw

Vaqui better win. Sick of sushi community theater

>>18857267
>vaq wins
>we get more jap shit plus the inevitable Rhea feud
You’re getting it regardless.

>>18857267
it would be cool if she won but they'd probably end up booking her like Tiffany where they gave her absolutely nothing to do and somehow lowered her stock and interest by giving her the belt in the first place

>>18854117 (OP)
Iyo vs Vaq will be the best match tonight. Take that as you will

>>18856180
Why?

>>18856228
Nta but how does ESPN prevent freedom of speech?

>>18857267
>Sick of sushi community theater
The kabuki segments have been the best parts of Raw recently

>>18857317
>dude Japanese yelling and Rhea going “uwu I’m gonna take your title when you win iyo”
I’d rather watch Seth walking.

>>18857321
>gAyEW tranny is a fag
many such cases

>>18857267
I heard she'll do her best

>>18857327
Please stay away from children.

>>18857209
the only reasonable guy in this grim ass thread lol

>>18857321
The kabuki drama is everything i like about wrestling. Iyo's terrible acting is cringekino entertaining. Kairi's mannerism's are the silly camp element to wrestling. Asuka's uber Asian bitch heel is the over the top element of wrestling. Sorry you can't appreciate it, lil bro.

>>18857267
wow racist much?

I have been going back and forth if I should waste my time watching this. Cena is the only thing drawing me

>>18857415
He is the opener, buddy. Just watch that.

>>18857267
I wish she had had a better buildup to a title win if she gets it tonight, it should be massive for this woman specifically to finally win the WWE belt but they haven't built it up
They can save it with a great interview video package tho
>>18857294
This, they both want to steal the night and they'll deliver

>>18857406
If they were white you’d be criticizing it. You just have a fetish.

>>18857438
consistently since 2009, brutha!

>>18857438
recent study showed no one is having sex except for the top 5% of men. wrestling is an escape from this fact

watching lesnar and cena alone on my couch is better than sex desu

>>18857267
>instead of putting the belt on an asian female that can't cut a promo in english, let's put the belt on the latin version of a female that can't cut a promo in english
time for ruca-chan to graduate to main roster

>>18857492
At least she has massive tits and ass.

When does this start? 4 hours?

>>18857378
Strange because real pedos use to say this
Are you a real child groomer, AEW fag?

>>18857508
>use to say this
I can see why you look up to small Asian women who act like children. Good morning sir!

>>18854117 (OP)
College football is on. Stop watching this fake shit.

>>18857317
>>18857406
It's garbage and just takes away screen time from actual talent. It's the same shit every week and all we get is badly acted segments that are pretty much piss breaks.

ACKNOWLEDGE ME!

>>18857558
>using the pajeet cope
The smell of potatoes, fat, shit, plastic intoxication over a batista figure up the ass and crippleitis

punk and aj vs. me and midajah

Lol, gAyEW trannies are already skipping Gamethread #s trying to out Gamethread the E-Gods today.

Are you just gonna let them get away with that?

>>18857686
you're really weird, man

Will the bussyposter be in this thread? He always posts the cutest lil pink holes

>>18855576
Name of VPN?

The differnce in matches between the two companies is interesting. AEW has too many matches while WWE has too little matches.

>>18857589
1

>>18854117 (OP)
Rspe status

i'm gonna play some pokemon until the 'looza tonight

>>18857923
for me? for me it's pokemon gold for the game boy color

These two niggas

Undisputed WWE Championship match: Cody Rhodes (c.) vs. Drew McIntyre
>no way Drew wins
Women’s World Championship: Iyo Sky vs. Stephanie Vaquer
>no way I watch this
CM Punk and A.J. Lee vs. Seth Rollins and Becky Lynch
>now way I watch this part 2
The Usos vs. The Vision
>usos winlol
John Cena vs. Brock Lesnar
>interference shananigans? prob BMJ wins regardless

>forces aew to start at 3pm est
Lol

>>18857782
nothing crazy just nord

>>18858287
>forces WWE to plan and book their show in response to whenever Big Tone wants to put on a show
Lol

>>18858351
Wasn't Tony the one who moved his PPV shows to Saturday's to leech off the viewers of WWE PLE's? And now is shook and scared to put them head to head?

>>18858392
no, that didn't happen.

>>18857321
Filtered

Women shouldn't be allowed at shows

>>18857438
I've never had sex

>>18857562
>takes away screen time from actual talent
Such as?

I hate taking the subway due to people of dark skin who match FBI crime statistics

Sam Roberts is a good broadcaster and a valuable asset to WWE.

sammy branmuffins

Indians are having a monumental meltdown on twitter and reddit thanks to the H1B reform, hopefully this doesn't affect the show.

are you guys watching the espn pre-show on youtube? I swear I just saw ryback in the audience.

Where watch free?? Please show bobs and vagene

Is there a preshow or anything going on right now?

>>18859731
AEW all out

>>18859731
>>18859753
jej

>>18859731
The pre show's pre show ends in 4 minutes. Then the pre show will begin. You wouldn't want to counter program yourself...

>>18859731
Yes, they've been doing a two hour preshow with Ice Cube's son and some other black guy talking to Miz, and they're about to start two more hours of a different preshow.

>>18859783
>>18859789
sounds like hell why do you guys put up with this shit lol

IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEseZNmvLWk

>>18859819
The preshow isn't really supposed to be must watch TV or anything. It's just something to put on YouTube to get people to subscribe to ESPN at the last minute and watch the show.

Based Daniel Jones I always believed in him and the knew the Giants were the problem

Just renewed my Peacock subscription! Excited to watch!

Oh shit they showed Vinny Mac

Gotta love the Vincester

Will there be Janel Grant chants tonight?

True graps are on and you watch this slop? You e-drones really do have sick minds. WATCH AEW

>>18859905
yeah "YOU DESERVE IT"

big e needs a bit more paralysis

Watching on Disney+

i wonder if they work in a pee spot in the match tonight

shieeeeet who dat be dawg

Wade Barrettbros we fucking won

Cena
The Vision
Cody
Vaquer
Punk/Lee

Take some PK

So is Pat just fucking done with commentary? I was dead sure that he was going to be on call tonight.

kek based brock

>>18860005
football season isn't it? he'll creep up suddenly on you like a heart attack once it's over

>>18856871
Need those 20min add breaks. Blame TKO

Just DoorDashed some Wendy's

is this on now?

>>18854239
It is her destiny

Tyrese is kinda good at this

>>18856180
$100 for two years of NordVPN is cheaper than $720 for two years of ESPN. Simple as.

FUCK
just became racist

>>18860108
Man I feel bad for you guys in the States. Getting jewed this hard where you have to find the lesser of two evils when it comes to price.

>>18860141
N

>>18860003
Thank you. Miss her bunches.

I'M GONNA YEET

>>18860203
BASED

Got my pizza and wings order placed. Beer chilling in the fridge. Gummies tastefully gathered in a small glass bowl. I’m ready for Kinopalooza.

>>18860203
>Forgets about Bobo Brazil

>>18860239
He was never WWE champion

>>18860239
Just checked, it said that Bobo was a WWWF US champion but not a world champion

>I sold a kidney to be here sign

just

Reminder

>>18860325
The Tyrese face turn going hard lmao

That looked cool

>>18860325
I don't even know who these people are

This is a more of a Netflix debut episode than the actual one

>>18860336
that old brown lady wants Wade's BWC

Sucks I'll have to watch ads since it's on ESPN now. On Peacock I had the more expensive subscription so instead of ads during the PLEs I'd get video packages. No option for that on ESPN.

>>18856732
Thanks, I just found a great deal on a trans escort in my area who said they will watch PLEs for me for only $80 a show.

>>18860399
An "escort" followed me on X and I clicked on the site she was using. All the whores in my area are so fucking busted I can't imagine why anyone would want to have sex with them. Jerking off is way better.

I put on a VPN and netflix just says "Live Event, Tomorrow at 12:00 AM GMT" and the only button to click says "remind me"
Am I cooked? or just a retard? What do I do?

>>18860447
it will go live in 1hr, netflix doesn't stream the preshows

>>18860447
The latter

i can only hope they do something different and give drew the belt. cody is such a boring champ

>>18860499
WWE is going to CGI in a Sonic Boom from Cody during the match

>>18860499
If that is the main event then I think that is a real possibility. It would not surprise me.

>>18860432
There are some nice 7/10 asian ladies in my area where I can get a rub & tug for 60 bucks. Works me into a shoot every time.

>>18854117 (OP)
More like Wrestlkpasnooza

>cody vs drew main events
What's the post-match surprise?

Are there any third party stream for Wrestlepalooza?

>>18860615
That Drew wins

>>18860615
GONG

I really wish Drew was a face again. He was a great hero during the pandemic.

>>18860615
Vince helps Drew win the title. He is chosen once more.

>>18856180
i boycotted lube when i fucked your moon last night

>>18860615
Logan Paul comes out to congratulate his new friend Drew after winning the title just before he backstabs him with a punch to the face

>>18860615
brandi macintyre

BASED MIZ GOAT

>>18860716
Based moon fucker

They're preparing Miz to be a color commentator aren't they?

>>18860782
There is nothing left for Miz to do in wrestling

ON YOUR KNEES DOUG

>>18860824
one more mic promo versus Cena. The two best on the mic, one last time

>Drew wins by outside interference.
I wonder if that sparks his face turn because he doesn't want help.

how many bongs?

Any pre show matches?

HOW IS IT OK THAT IN 2025 I CAN'T HAVE INSTANT ACCESS TO A NEW SUBSCRIPTION

FUCKING VERIZON NIGGERS HAVE 30 MINUTES TO "PROCESS MY REQUEST" AND LET ME INTO ESPN BEFORE A START SHITTING MY PANTS

>>18860847
its gonna be da rock

>>18860849
1 bong

>>18860866
IT indians

>>18860866
What the fuck does Verizon have to do with ESPN

Are we boycotting the whole show or just the espn app?

>>18854239
make-up is so OP

>>18860898
thanks

>>18860615
Rock is returning

I hate these podcasts. Selfish with no regard for the future of the business.

the thing begins in roughly an hour right?

>>18860958
That's correct

>>18860958
Yeah. 4 PT and 7 ET.

>>18860974
>>18860975
bless!

we are only 51 bings away

baby guuurl this song doesn't fit a wrestling shooow whoever keeps picking this songs needs to drown

>>18861008
I agree but "baby guuuuuerl" is kinda funny

Brock is going to rape Cathy?

>>18860905
since i have verizon i can add ESPN for $10/month with my cable

>>18854117 (OP)
hoiw do watch this for free?

>>18861035
gotta make a splash on espn

>>18861037
you're probably only buying ESPN+

Jackie looks extremely good tonight

>>18861008
I usually don't fuck with Drake's music, but I honestly like the song. Doesn't really get you hyped for a wrestling show, but it's nice vibe listen, if that makes sense.

>>18861042
by being a no good thief

Please give Drew a run with the belt for fucks sake. I haven't watched WWE live since WrestleMania.

>>18860866
log into verizon and go to the chat tell them you want to add ESPN Unlimited but it's not working. that's what I did they finally sorted it and sent the email.

>>18861083
LEMME COUNT FOR YA

>>18861080
do you really have to mention that you haven't watched wrestling live in every single post you make. i think we get it at this point, you aren't the main character of /pw/

>>18861037
I have Verizon too. ESPN+ is different from ESPN unlimited. It isn't going to work

KEK

WHAT

>>18861097
>ONE!
YEAH
>TWOOOooo
YEAH
>THR-
NAH NAH

>>18861103
I am the protagonist ackshully.

>>18861080
Hope it happens for you man

>>18861118
Would pop, praying he does this

L

A

COUNT

YEAH!

>still shitting on Ospreay
kwab

grind

kris statlander just dethroned timeless toni storm i can't believe it

KWABOTY STEPH VAQUER

>>18861210
I don't know who that is

booba

>>18861184
I miss this thot so much

>>18861215
What?

CUNT looking sexy tonight, damn

Pepsi tattoo lore

someone post stream link im retarded and poor

nothing cooler than a guy in his mid 40s with tattoos

punk's ufc run showed that he could not be like water

LEMME REF FOR YA

Penta and Jey actually had really cool tattoo episodes, if you guys haven't seen them. The Samoan tattoos are fucking wild to see put together.

>>18861231
I'm hearing this a lot. everyone I speak to is also saying this

why is the nxt branding and advertising so much better than the main roster stuff?

>>18861293
he is a unique individual

>>18861287
https://psp-tv.com


use ublock origin to remove the chat

Why is Jackie covering her tits?

I don't find Latinas attractive

la knight is a jobber refing a match

does Miz's suit jacket have short sleeves? what a mad man.

>>18861352
She wants to be the consummate professional (female).

>>18861461
One sleeve is white and he has some zesty stones on his shoulder

Why isn't ANYONE talking about Steph's amazing rack. I feel like it's 99 again

Before i go ahead and refund this shitty streaming service, maybe i'm doing something wrong
I just subscirbed to a Disney, hulu, espn package through verizon, and finally i make it through the setup phase and login to disney
but when i click on the wrestlepalooza stream it says i need to unlock with ESPN UNnlimited (i guess the package i have only includes ESPN+)

Is this correct? do i need to spend another 72 dollars to watch this shit?
fucking canceled

>>18861499
Checked

Will Kornheiser be covering WWE as well?

>and we use tyrese to try to appeal to nba fans
Damn steph you didn't have to do him like that

>>18861553
ESPN unlimited it different from ESPN+. The bundle from Verizon is not unlimited

>>18861105
oh ok, thank you. Death to jews

>>18861553
you need to go in to your existing TV plan and add this. they're making you buy it for 0.00 dollars. it's retarded but that's how they're doing it.

alright stop deepthroating ESPN

>>18861553
What the actual FUCK???
Yankfag, here

psp-tv.com

Make new

Why does Joe Tess always look confused?

NEW
>>18861627
>>18861627
>>18861627

>>18861553
Brother you are either under 18 years old or over 45 if you don't know how to use the internet.

Being mainstream isn't a good thing

>>18854208
Lalapalooza