Thread 18854690

Same, Book man.

>>18854716
Does what, they haven't done a gummy bear spot

>>18854720
They do retarded comedy spots all the time

>>18854729
Do they do them during blood feud cage matches that ends with one of the guys doing a stretcher job you're supposed to take seriously, after someone sold for gummy bears?

>>18854690 (OP)
Dude is famous for getting his ass beat inside of a grocery store.

>>18854690 (OP)
blllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk

>>18854736
Yes drew and punk had a spot where they threw braclet charms at each other

>>18854747
So no, they don't do comedy spots during serious matches?

>>18854751
They do unintentional comedy spots

>>18854761
your life is an unintentional comedy spot

>>18854764
>>18854769
I don't even watch aew or wwe i have no side. I'm just telling you how it is

What's the gummy bear spot? I don't watch AEW.

>>18854788
AEW had like a ten man cage match with blood and people getting sodomized with screwdrivers, then the Young Bucks pull out gummy bears and they get gummy bears shoved into their mouths and they sell for it like they're thumbtacks

>>18854716
>>18854729
Nobody in WWE has ever used gummy bears in a match, you retarded AEW cultist.

>>18854788
Bucks current gimmick is that they're no longer EVPs who can abuse their power, so everyone is shitting on them. They ask the prop team for something dangerous for the match, thinking they were supplied with a bag of thumbtacks, but instead it was full of gummy bears. During the match, Tanahashi bulldogs Nicks head into them, then Kenny takes a handful, fills Matt's mouth with them, then gives him a superkick. That's all.

Isn't the biggest new star in WWE this year a guy who has an iguana puppet?

>>18854690 (OP)
All normal people think this way

>>18854690 (OP)
>literally called a blindfold match around the same time in wwe.

>>18854788
Production staff have been fucking with the bucks for several months, they swapped out the bag of thumbtacks the bucks left under the ring with a bag of gummy bears to .ake them look foolish

>>18854846
That sounds like some unfunny NXT 2.0/Chikara bullshit, and you're telling me that was in a lights out steel cage match?

>I DON'T WATCH AEW BECAUSE IT HAS GOOFY MOMENTS SOMETIMES
k

It's okay when the fed has sock puppets in the Elimination Chamber though?
WWE is the reason wrestling is a laughing stock to begin with.

>>18854846
>>18855508
I never want to see an AEW fan critique any other promotion if this is true.

>>18854764
This got em seething to the point of lying

>>18855545
Santino isn’t ever supposed to be taken seriously. Is it the same case with the Bucks?

>>18855581
Is this on Raw or Smackdown?

It was a funny spot what are people complaining about you joyless faggots

IS THAT
A
*hyperventilates*
COMEDY SPOT?????
IN MY SACRED WRESTLING SPORTARINO??
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE

>>18855574
You clearly take wrestling very seriously lol

>>18854764
absolutely eviscerated that freak

>>18855596
Aren't you the one melting down defending a spot with gummy bears? Wrestling seems to be your only reason to live.

>>18855585
>It was a funny spot what are people complaining about you joyless faggots
I'd also argue that it pulled double-duty of providing a bit comic relief while creating a stark contrast to the latter violent portion of the match wherein Moxley treated Darby Allin's ear like a plate of pasta at the Olive Garden using a fork.

>>18855673
Yeah that shit was disgusting, but also that contrast in styles is the reason I like AEW

The spinarooni guy hates comedy spots? The TELL ME HE DIDNT JUST SAY THAT guy hates comedy spots? The KING BOOKAH guy hates comedy spots? The guy that tag teamed with Goldust and did comedy skits every week hates comedy spots?

>>18855758
>The guy that tag teamed with Goldust and did comedy skits every week hates comedy spots?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGseG77QNuE

Why are they reusing spots that Joey Ryan came up with?

Skip to 2 min.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMaqcBaRzKg

>August

>>18855660
incredible projection here

>>18855766
You not notice who else is in that match mate?

>>18855791
My point is why are they referencing that cancelled piece of shit.

>>18854846
>>18855508
AEW is the promotion where grown men sell for gummy bears and soiboy manchildren try to defend it.

>>18855778
So you're saying AEW has become presentable pro wrestling and stopped embarrassing the business since a month ago?

>>18855581
>>meanwhile in wwe

>>18855811
kek this sloppy pig couldn't even name the right promotion

>>18855807
>embarrassing the business

There are less embarrassing moments in AEW's entire run than your average episode of mid-2000s RAW

>>18855831
Did the average episode of mid-2000's RAW feature simulated gay blowjobs?

>>18855803
Why does everything they do look so bad?

>>18855762
The thumbnail makes it look like Swerve and Dustin in an AEW skit

>>18855803
Looks like he's selling a kick to the face m8. Why u lie?

>>18855952
I blame the green guys reaction to the gummy bears. Modern wrestling is so faggy

>>18855860
No it just featured Vince making other men literally kiss his ass.

>>18855983
It wasn't a good thing. It was gross, but served a purpose. Aew sometimes looks like gay pornography for some reason

>>18856025
that's your gay mind projecting its latent homosexual desires onto it

>>18856032
Thats gross man. Fuck off with that. Wrestling is innately about naked men and women fighting and grappling. It just looks bad when the aew fags do it

>>18856025
>>18856040
this pig is pretending a wrestling taunt is gayer than Vince forcing another man to literally kiss his ass

>served a purpose

lmfao

booker is just another old veteran who wants to get paid. these guys never stop working.

>>18855591
popped me

>>18856059
Sir, thats not a taunt. Its gay

>>18854737
Fighting in grocery stores actually happens. Tossing gummy bears to kill somebody doesn't

>>18856105
been a while but didn't he sell for getting hit with a milk carton? and flour poured on him? stop being disingenuous.

>>18854690 (OP)
You're not alone Book. Nobody watches aew.

>>18855574
Yeah actually

This shit is so gay. Can't relate. I used to watch a guy hit a clock on his own head and eat gummy worms while everyone pretended to be really scared, but that was different. They weren't bears.

>>18856109
He's not that smart.

>>18856077
>thats
>Its

e-drones love confirming stereotypes.

>>18856111
Triple H does

Kek. Bookmeister got the trannies seething with this one

>>18855803
Can AEW stop making people embarrassed to watch wrestling every single time they put on a show?

>>18855515
>>18855591
You don't have to defend everything aew does you know? nobody is forcing you

I’d ask if anyone actually watched that show or just shit their britches while scrolling past a headline on their phone, but it’s AEW and no one watches that shit. Point is the production team and employees were fucking with Matt and Nick after they lost their EVP status, giving them shitty entrances, dressing rooms, returning the favor of being shitty to the crew. The tacks were swapped with gummy bears by crew members looking for revenge and gummy bears are the opposite of tacks. It’s a comedy spot that actually had a call back to shit they were doing consistently for once. They did tack type spots with them but they weren’t sold seriously just to continue mocking the bucks. I get it though, if I had only seen a headline that said thumbtack gummy bears I’d be like wtf as well

>>18855803
In AEWs defence, Matt sells the gummy bears with a look of disbelief upon emptying the bag.

>>18856352
>>18856352
I watched forbidden door (pirated, waiting for NXT Heatwave). I know that was the story. It was still a stupid spot. Bucks were selling like death when Kenny put them in their mouth. Dumb indie shit.

>>18855511
>hates chikara but watches njpw
kek what a retard

>>18855591
jim_cornettyetty.jpg

>>18854846
>They ask the prop team for something dangerous
Is this how we are to understand AEW works? They have a team of people who supply them with thumb tacks and sugar glass and rubber pipes?

>>18856286
e-drones clutching their pearls over stuff they would squeal for like pigs if it happened on Slopdown is the funniest shit

Nearly as funny as them pretending it's not WWE that hasn't spent decades tarnishing wrestling

>>18854690 (OP)
Only way for this spot to make sense is if both guys had diabeetes and tried to kill the other each other thru forcefeeding
Who even came up with this idea
Smells like old cucks reddit humor

>>18856687
they hate people enjoying it because their e-slop addiction won't let them enjoy it themselves

>>18856687
>Nearly as funny as them pretending it's not WWE that hasn't spent decades tarnishing wrestling
and then aew decided to copy all the worst parts with none of the upside

>>18856724
the worst part is being fucking PG ya mongoloid. AEW hasn't copied that.

>>18855753
If you think this brawl is comparable to the gummy bear spot you are so lost and don't understand the fundamentals of wrestling

>>18856735
Lmao gummy bears are really hardcore

>>18854799
Did they at least play it off like they were diabetic?

>>18854764
Promo's good

AEW is fucking shit and everyone knows it

>>18855556
God took your quints because you're retarded. Trust me though, there is very little reason to criticize any other company for hinting something they pay off on.

>>18856687
WWE fans shit on terrible WWE creative all the time (i.e. 24/7 Championship, Roman’s entire babyface run) while AEW fans are literally unable to look at AEW critically and have to defend even the dumbest shit for some reason (i.e. concussed Matt Hardy being a worked spot, this childish gummy bear shit). Why is that?

Why not a bag full of dildos and then they stuff them into each others throats and or asses? At this point, why the fuck not? It might even kill Jim Cornette to see it.