Thread 18858596

All Elite Wrestling Presents ALL OUT from The ScotiaBank Arena in Toronto, Ontario, Canada

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MAIN CARD (3:00pm ET / 12:00pm PT)
>Hangman Adam Page (c) vs. The Protostar Kyle Fletcher for the AEW World Championship
>Adam Copeland & Christian Cage vs. FTR
>Jon Moxley vs. Darby Allin in a Coffin Match
>Timeless Toni Storm (c) vs. Jamie Hayter vs. Kris Statlander vs. Thekla for the AEW Women's World Championship
>Kazuchika Okada (c) vs. Konosuke Takeshita vs. Mascara Dorada for the AEW Unified Championship
>The CEO Mercedes Mone (c) vs. Riho for the TBS Championship
>Brodido (c) vs. The Young Bucks vs. JetSpeed vs. Don Callis Family in a 4-Way Ladder Match For the AEW World Tag Team Championships
>MJF vs. Mark Briscoe in a Tables N' Tacks Match
>Eddie Kingston vs. Big Bill
>The Hurt Syndicate vs. Ricochet & GOA

>>18858596 (OP)
Cm punk won

HIDE YOUR NUT BOYS

AYO THE WORLD IS COLD

AYO ZA WORDO IS CORDO
BETTA BUNDURUP

REDEEM DEEZ NUTS

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MAD KING MAD KING MAD KING MAD KING MAD KING MAD KING MAD KING MAD KING MAD KING MAD KING MAD KING MAD KING

Big Dimes Bill will cripple Eddie the Zesty

That might have all put together, considering the opening bit and the ending bit be my least favorite thing I’ve ever watched from AEW. It started with Make-A-Wish down syndrome freaks. It was a boring match with a terrible finish. Then a boring angle where I’m supposed to pretend a multiple time women’s champion is dead from one move.

39 minutes it’s good for the pay-per-view to finally start.

Tony I love you but Eddie's return booking is dog shit. Shoulda just cut the lights off and hit that Castlevania music.

AYO I'VE TRIPPED
I'VE FALLEN
I CAN'T GET UP

[Castlevania Music Intensifies]

*CASTLEVANIA MUSIC HITS*

The Mad King is in great shape

Is big bill the worst wrestling name of all time

AYO DRACULA IMMA GET THAT NUT

AND THE CROWD GOES MILD!

>>18858644
Round is a shape

Eddie looking jacked as fuck. Almost didn’t recognize him.

>Castlevania music
Always makes me pop

kek based shirt on eddie

Just saw it pointed out, Copeland is really rehashing another angle from his last WWE run...

>Claudio Sucks Eggs shirt
KEK IT NEVER ENDS

>>18858650
he got on the same gas they gave to kyle fletcher it's insane

>orange shirt
>sweat stains

Please don't be "King's Road LARP" Eddie

did not lose a single fucking pound lmao fucking fat schlub

EDDIE is back and hes walking the KINGS ROAD!!!

When do we get Ishii and eddy tag teaming for choppa phase 3?

>>18858612
This
Reminder he fucked Beth Phoenix in her prime

EDDIE ONCE AGAIN WALKS THE KING'S ROAD

>comes back after almost 2 years
>didn't lose weight or gain height

>still fat
>Starts off with ebin nipponese slap spam
We're so back

lol @ someone that looks like big bill having to do the job for this fat fuck

>>18858665
not soon enough

LMFAO LOOKS LIKE SHIT. CESAR'S REP IN THE MUD

>>18858655
I wouldn't know, I'm not a pig so I don't consume slop

>>18858665
Choppa Phase 3 is a myth and you know it.

>>18858656
based

>>18858662
>choppa phase 1 ten seconds in

>>18858664
>>18858662
>>18858668
>>18858670

more like the burger king's road.

this nigga fat asl

>>18858633
Completely wasted return.

>>18858650
he looks exactly the same lmao

NUT STATUS??

>>18858645
it sounds like a 2000 wcw jobber name

>is the same fat fuck from before
>comes back in a random fucking collision tier match
LMAOOOO

need brawler eddie

What choppa phase are we in?

wrong thread lads

Always been a mark for Kingston. Based asf.

Is it just me or is the commentary ridiculously low energy?

Eddie Kingston is Riho's hero

>>18858666
Did he have a go with every woman in that locker room?

>>18858695
0.5

please don't lift a weight or anything when you're off for a year and a half Eddie, it would compromise the integrity of your character

Hate myself and want to die

>>18858695
This is still phase 1.

>>18858680
The Stone pitbull and the mad king will MAKE it real.

>>18858656
Reacted to a message

Eddie gulping air

>>18858702
damn how does this fat bastard do it?

I'm a big bill fan and I'm not afraid to admit it, his look is dimes

>>18858701
It's because of clamdigger Danielson

>more than any other wrestler our fans identify most with eddie
I wonder why Schiavone

>>18858612
...KWABOTY 2025!

>>18858704
Imagine the stds

>>18858709
me when Eddie returned

>>18858716
You can be openly gay don't feel bad about it

>>18858612
>wwe ppv same day
>phil is wrestling in front of 12k+
>gAyEW has empty seats everywhere

>>18858709
wrestlepaloser thread is that way anon

someone in this thread said that eddie is in good shape, just imagine how fat that anon is

what if eddie showed up roided up like brian cage

>>18858712
>Eddie gulping air
he already gulped everything else

I'm an ausfag waiting to go to bed. I just want one fucking hardcore match before sleep. There's like 4 on the card, come the fuck on.

Embarrassing

CHOPPA

God fucking damn it eddie ENOUGH WITH THE KING'S ROAD SHIT

>>18858718
Nige can't come soon enough

>>18858738
Miss you Buddy b

Eddie sandbagged that hard
>>18858735
KEK

>>18858732
go to a walmart or costco. Eddie is ripped by comparison

>>18858738
Mate what time is it over there
You need to sleep

So far this PPV has been terrible. Do they really need Omega, Ospreay, and Swerve?

>>18858596 (OP)
How is it possible to be away for a year and your still a fat fuck???

>>18858633
tony sometimes way over corrects to criticism he sees online. he went on a tangent i think in the forbidden door media scrum about the casino gauntlet not allowing them to advertise matches ahead of time, i think this stems from that. he wanted to be able to say ahead of time eddie would be on the card. just went about it really awkwardly not having him on dynamite and bill calling him out of nowhere.

this match is garbage

BIG BILL IS FUCKING BASED

>eddie coming in off a nearly 500 day lay off
>bill coming in with only a one minute squash match
Tell me the reason they just HAD to save this return for the PPV and not have him do shit in Philly. Seriously, this sucked.

>>18858747
>such a fatass that Big Bill has trouble lifting you

>>18858761
>>18858762
The duality of AEW watchers

NO SELL

>>18858762
hell yea

>>18858754
Omega is the only reason anyone gave a fuck about this dogshit company. If any faggot ass tranny tries saying otherwise they are lying

>back to back post match beatdowns
It's going to be one of those shows.

buried kwab

>>18858768
god I love this lady

Based Eddie

>the anti pop when people realize it's hook
Kek

>>18858765

Because Fletcher is winning tonight and Eddie has to get some wins to get the belt off him.

They need to never go back to Canada this crowd sucks.

HOLY SHIT that anti-pop for Hook

>That was the finish
Lmao

>>18858768
who's this boner condoner?

HOOK

>>18858754
>Bryan politely calling Eddie an out-of-shape lardass on commentary

THAT'S HOOK RIGHT DARE

HUH?

Fucking hell Hook is not the least bit over.

>>18858782
Whom?

The pre show and the first two matches felt like setups for storylines, I like that

>lights go out
>OMG WHO WILL IT BE
>Just hook
Pisses me off every time

is the crowd normally this dead at aew events

Why the fuck are they hyping up the New York aspect of this shit when they're in fucking Canada?

Wait... we get Eddie and Joe on a mic battle in the future??

Hook and Eddie
can't think of anything worse

is eddie throwing shoot back hands? lol

I fucking hate this crowd wake the fuck up faggots this is AEW not WWE.

>>18858802
the new theme works for video packages like they were doing for him but i don't think it works for him as a whole entrance song

>don't do the lights-off return for Eddie
>do it for Hook, who already returned
Tony, I just don't get you sometimes.

Told you Hook is trash. Why they made Bill job for him is obvious - Taz.

Eddie looking like The Great Antonio got a shave.

>>18858812
>Eddie with the Castlevania theme
>HOOK with the Metroid theme
Dimes pairing

>>18858804
the one on the webm that i've never bothered googling, please don't tell me she is a man

I fuck with Hook's new theme

Hook's theme is so weird, sounds like Morrissey on a bad day.

That ending was so bad they haven't even shown a reply kek

>>18858809
These threads are fucking dead too lol
In the preview thread yesterday it had like 20 ppl talking before being archived someone said yesterday these are game threads are just 5 trannies sanefagging
I’m starting to believe it

>>18858810
The 2 of them are from New York

>>18858829
my nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo_09MsIVno&list=RDEo_09MsIVno&start_radio=1

>>18858822
love Big Tone, but he absolutely fumbled Eddie's return.

this was fucking garbage wtf

>>18858820

That's exactly why nobody cares.

Hook is nothing without the action Bronson theme

>>18858815
>Hook and Eddie
>can't think of anything better
FTFY

>>18858820
>We NEED the crowds to carry our show!
Kek

He's so fat and he doesn't even know how to do a backfist. He has the laziest fucking moves and he can't even learn the proper form

How can they react like he is not even there? I don't remember who said it, I think it was Jericho, but he said I'll take literally anything over silence. They couldn't even bother to pretend to cheer for Hook.

>>18858830
I don't know that's why I'm asking you.

0/2 so far, I didn't watch the preshow so I can't comment on that.

>>18858842
Lmao I was literally thinking of this exact song

16 months vacation and couldnt burn even 1 calorie

ozempic has been invented already ffs

>>18858777
trvke

i just fucking spilt beer all over my new jumper

>Wanted Jericho
>Got Hook
Grim

MJF!!!!!
ausbro gets his hardcore match :))

this ppv is legit 4/10 so far. shit tag match with super Edge, crowd dead, shit out of shit eddie performance

Did you guys know Buddy got misted by Muta?

>>18858839
I understand that. Why the fuck in anyone in Canada give a shit about it?

>>18858810
AEW always does retarded stuff when they take 1 step forward. Commentary included. They finally get a great card, and the commentary will suck or the matches will blow.

>>18858860
kek based

well I always said HOOK should go to Japan, but I guess being Eddie's youngboy is basically the same thing

>>18858821
Apparently he personally chose it, no one forced it on him.

Jericho isn't coming back is he?

>>18858872
Not like you paid for it so why do you care?

Eddie got the return he deserved, I'm not mad, if he tried harder he would get better

These matches are a little overbooked

Damn what a boring ass match Bill was not the right opponent for Eddie. Oh well at least we can be sure Mark can salvage the situation, he's always a crowd favorite.

Wasn’t mjf in a fucking match yesterday???

>>18858882
#30

>>18858867
>>Wanted Jericho
why you lying?

>>18858868

Briscoe better be a fucking pin cushion by thr time this is over. Hillbilly never disappoints.

>>18858882
the learning tree segments with grayson waller will be fire tho

>>18858868
Not him but this is gonna be MotN, both these guys always deliver and they have great chemistry. This is the modern Dusty/Flair.

>>18858891
Different country

>>18858882
Hope not

still wished the stip was that if MJF loses he has to recognize palestine

>>18858888
Wasted digits
kill yourself

sick robe and glove combo there

>>18858891
>Wrestle in Mexico one day, Canada the next
MJF racking up those frequent flyer miles...

hardcore kino time

MJF is sucha fucking psycho having another match after that Mystico performance

he's so fucking awesome

Briscoe is a bitch. 10 years ago he was calling everyone a retard and a faggot, but now he apologizes for all that saying it "insensitive"

Just another fake tough guy bitch who bows down to the language police mob

>>18858882
What gave it away? Copeland taking his spot?

>>18858911
It's so he can send Mark to see his brother

>>18858891
yes and Briscoe is about to fuck him up so he can go on his honeymoon

>>18858885
he's actually fatter than when he left. the nigga look pregnant. put down the meatball subs and hit the treadmill.

>wearing all white
this nigga is bleeding isn't he

>>18858882
He will probably never show up on AEW TV again before leaving.

>>18858914

Still hasn't had his honeymoon BTW. This is the shit he's doing instead.

HOLY FUCKING BASED

I'm from the future, someone is getting injured in this match. Guess who?

>>18858919
Meh, he did it to make money. Can't blame him. He probably still cusses like a fuck at home.

>Ref wearing protective eyewear
kek

>>18858919
some people grow up, maybe one day you'll understand

>>18858927
>Thumbtacks match
Dress for the job you want not the one you have

>>18858911
you just know he spent a lot of time researching which airlines would have the best deals
>>18858914
generational talent I'm afraid

BASED MARK

dronies better close your eyes this match might make you upset

>>18858882
Hopefully

Is the ref going to fight?

>>18858612
/thread

>>18858939
by growing up do you mean just being a bitch and saying the same things just at home now? >>18858936

Cornette having a seizure right now

>>18858935
One of the 12 people booked to interfere?

I really really hate thumbtack spots...

>All white attire for both wrestlers
SICKO MODE ENGAGED

MJF looking fucking chiseled, roids might not be so bad.

>>18858955
good

That's a lot of tacks

damn thats fucked up
usually with tacks they only throw them into 1 specific space
now its entire ring
thats messed up

This is out yard tarding Sami Callihan

>>18858919
nigga's gotta eat
>>18858927
MJF's not afraid to get bloody for a big match. He was great in Blood and Guts.

>>18858968
I love this shit

THERE MUST A DOZEN TACKS IN THERE.

>>18858955
Cornette's rooting for MJF and Israel right now

>those high heel boots

kek

>>18858974
Imagine if Skye Blue sat in them and you were forced to pull out each one

Bryan Danielson is bad on commentary

I hope they're wearing cups. Imagine if a tack stabbed into your testicles

>>18858768
>>18858794
>>18858804
I am also curious, I see this webm posted but I have no idea who this is or what's the context

any wrestlers here? how bad does bumping on tacks actually hurt?

>>18858963
he got a clue years ago, the rashes of zits across his back and jawline were very visible

the ring is tacks is a good concept

>>18858987
stepping on legos hurts more

>>18858987
never had a thumbtack stuck into you by accident? its not that bad

was Mark this based when his brother was alive?

>>18858993
Lego tacks?

>>18858986
It's just the webm I chose to go along with my >Large William weekly meme. I honestly don't know who she is, probably a Spanish soap opera actress if I had to guess.

MJF has better ring psychology than 99% of wrestlers ever

>>18859004
Hi Jim

THATS DERANGED

>>18858987
Taking them out is worse than the bump.

>>18858987
not that bad actually, getting stapled is worse because it's a lot harder to get out without causing more damage

are canadian women nicer than american women?

MJF looks fucking great bros

should i get on SARMS too?

for reference:
5'11
167 pounds
white
4.7 inch penis

>>18858987
feels great you should try it at home

BRISCO FIRST BLOOD

I'm glad to see some actually good MJF matches, when I first started watching AEW it was his absolute stinker against Jay White and then he took time off, I had to take people's word for it that he was any good

>>18859016
This it's cheap acupuncture

>>18858993
It's LEGO not legos. LEGO is a brand not a type of toy.

>>18858999
i dont think so, at least not that i can remember
>>18859016
i am scared to do it though

wtf bro lmao

ALABAMA SLAMA

based move

mjf got his period bros

This is way better than I thought it would be

Is MJF on his period? Kek

I dont even understand this match. They both have the same job, theyre both wrestling, but theyre pretending to be different collar workers? wtf

MJF looking like it's the time of the month

>>18859007
not Corny, just stating facts

New thread at 290 posts. Watch out for thread splitters

Did he get recircumsized?

looks like its MJF's time of the month!

This PPV fucking sucks. Bring back Will and Omega ASaP.

MJF'S CIRCUMCISION WOUND HAS BEEN BUSTED OPEN

chicken man loves to bleed, that is his element

MJF on his period

>>18859036
they live different lifestyles

>>18859045
he's on his period

jej

did he get his dick bitten off?

This crowd came for Edge and Christian and doesn't give a FUCK about anything else kek

>>18859014
>4.7 inch penis
doesn't really matter what you do at that point, you're ngmi

Why the fuck would they do that blood on his crotch spot? Now the drones are going to use that to make tranny jokes...

>>18859056
the jewish jokes write themselves

>>18859058
your feed audio must be fucked up

Crowd is going to go crazy when MJF falls on the tacks

>>18859053
no they dont, theyve both been doing the exact same thing for decades of their lives

>>18859059
MJF? more like FTM

>>18859043
I hope you realize what a pussy you sound like. It's a thread about a fake wrestling show on an anonymous imageboard. Get a life

>>18859060
dont be a mark, its all about angle

When the fuck has Mark Briscoe ever done a Pele?

Why is the stream on Cozy not working?

>>18859019
>I'm glad to see some actually good MJF matches
most of his matches are great
>when I first started watching AEW it was his absolute stinker against Jay White
MJF got a great match out of Adam Cole, but he couldn't get one out of Switchy the channel.

>>18859076
Works 4 me

>>18859070
their characters are polar opposites

>>18859076
Pay for the show, pedo

>>18859066
They popped for the tacks. That's it. They drop down to dead quiet during every other part

>>18859048
holy kek underr8d

>>18859085
the dubs for everyone, money mark

felloe pEdo sisters, our show will surely match this level of violence right?... right?

is schiavone on his period too goddamn what a bitch ass nigga

>>18859085
>give a multibillionaire your money
nah im good

>>18859085
Johan get back to work on EU5.

>>18859071
Hahahaha got him!

>>18859074
based 4-star ring general

This match rules

This is a top 5 worst AEW crowd. Not that anything has been good so far tbf.

this is making me think of that one CZW barefoot thumbtack match

NEW THREAD
>>18859109
>>18859109
>>18859109
>>18859109
>>18859109
>>18859109

Pls end this match omg

MMMMMMMM YUMMY TACKSLOP

I don't understand the obsession with crowd noise, do you not feel validated in your choice to watch this unless you hear people clapping?

>>18859086
again i think your feed or stream or whatever must be fucked

>>18859106
It sounded so shit as a concept but actually fucking rules

>>18859086
>and other pathetic E-drone hate watch cope

Dont do a closeup on MJF's back

>>18859111
What are the other four?

>>18859106
Best one so far.

>>18859130
Blood and puss

>>18859076
https://goluchas.com/

i cant unnotice it now, the crowd drops to dead quiet as soon as a spot is over

Tacky chair

max had his period

We needed more tacks

Vampire spot

*****

>>18859232
>MJF lost 2 days in a row
MJF bros...

That was dimes. Briscoe kino and MJF is great when he not allowed to be super jew

kinda crazy they probably wont put belt on him
hes so good

>>18859265
He might get a pity run