Thread 19052004

>not a single AEW talent
>nearly every wrestler is either ex-WWE or currently in TNA
>Busted Open Radio

It's over.

>>19052004 (OP)
thank fucking god

>>19052135
>AEW fans have ran out another founding member of AEW
They really are their own worst enemy

>>19052004 (OP)
Is Cora going to fuck the passengers or wrestlers a one off match?

>>19052004 (OP)
no dave and bryan is the biggest sign

>>19052004 (OP)
>he invited shotzi
He must have forgotten about how she made fun of him for the crashpads and cardboard match

>sorceress of sea: elayna black
wtf does this mean

>>19052150
I know everyone shits on Jericho but he was the only consistently entertaining guy on the show.

Is Jericho going to TNA? This seems pretty aligned with that. Definitely proof that Jericho isn't pals with Tony anymore though since not a single AEW talent is there.

>Shotzi
>Sonny Ono
>CVV
>Flop Dolla
>Paige's brother
Yeah, it's over alright

>>19052174
She’s a siren that will tempt you with her song

>>19052150
if it's possible for you to take the console war out of your ass for a second, this guy hasn't been good since 2021. he's completely out of touch and just rehashes the same tantrum-throwing snarky heel routine while looking like a bloated middle aged housewife. the only thing he's done of any value in years has been a couple of fights with aging japs where they just slapped each other as hard as possible for 20 minutes. he's supposed to be the guy who reinvents himself but he's really just jericho every time and after decades it's finally gotten boring.

>>19052004 (OP)
>Vampiro
oh right, they "made up" and totally don't hate each other anymore

>>19052004 (OP)
Kek Tony hiring MVP really showed Jericho how little Tony cared about him huh

>>19052193
AEW fans were all over the learning tree

>>19052004 (OP)
>The Iron Maidens
Carnyism 101, he's such a fucking pro. Makes it look easy.

>>19052203
Jericho and MVP just got in a couple fist fights. That's pretty normal in wrestling. I doubt that's the main thing that broke Jericho from AEW.

>>19052004 (OP)
>Peroxwhy?gen
I had no idea Jeff was still doing this

>>19052207
they were just trying to drown out the kylie ray stuff that was being pushed again on twitter at the same time. the learning tree was just another jericho stable and even the name was stolen from an angle in tna.

>>19052004 (OP)
Seems like he's going to TNA

>>19052004 (OP)
unfathomably grim line up

>>19052193
Yea we know he sucked when he was booking himself in the clownshow fed. He still could have a great feud or two in the big leagues. Wanna see him come back and get revenge on Owens and pretend that he kept him on the shelf for 7 years

>>19052004 (OP)
Yup. Had a feeling when he wasn't back in time for All In. Then Forbidden Door and All Out as well. Why would anyone voluntarily miss their company's biggest shows and crowds of the year? Then the anniversary episode came and went too. All of the big moments to bring him back and nothing. Glad he'll be finishing things up in WWE

>>19052216
I saw the Iron Maidens and they were a pretty fun coverband

Elitechads........ we're finally free!!!

>>19052253
He's already been gone for the bigger half of a year and you didn't even notice

>>19052253
Yes now all we need is kenny the bucks page oc half of don callis's group speedball and of course Tony to die in an horrific bus accident and the show will be saved

>>19052004 (OP)
pEdronebros, time to start pretending to like Jericho again

>>19052251
>Eddie's Ensemble
>Hillrunners
>The 666 Experience
And the best they could come up with is The Iron Maidens, you gotta love it.

>>19052253
I think Tony's going to end up trying to pay Jericho off to try to keep him from writing another book. Jericho has to have tons of juicy AEW stories since he was so close to Tony for years.

>>19052004 (OP)
I'm gonna say that it's okay that Jericho leaves AEW for the good of his career. After the Kylie Ray shit, he was never gonna get anything done with the AEW fans. Say what you will about those faggots, but when they believe they're fighting for a cause, they are fucking ralentless, borderline psychopaths. I still remember how they were unable to forgive Cody and Punk before they left. Jericho needs a fresh restart with fans that are more normal.

>>19052004 (OP)
Is there a way we can livestream the cruise as it happens? I want to see every second of this shitshow.

>>19052004 (OP)
Not exactly a surprise Muta agreed to come aboard Jericho's MAGA cruise.

>>19052269
I will always acknowledge he was based for the first 2 years in AEW. Jericho himself is a good measuring stick of how good AEW was. He was based and made the show relevant at first. As he got bad, so did the entire show. The less he appeared, the more ratings the show lost. Now he is just straight up leaving because the show is irrelevant and will never get more than 500k viewers again

>>19052229
i remember when there were rumors of him going there before his 2008 return

>>19052004 (OP)
Might buy a ticket and try and slip my Willy up Paige's bumhole

>>19052295
gave moxley the best feud of his career

>>19052288
Muto's still working for NOAH as a talent scout. Be funny if he brings Jericho in for a few shows.

>>19052193
> smark going on another smark rant
You’re the exact reason why AEW is losing its audience year after year . This kind of gate keeping is why people don’t go to your smelly shows. Jericho did more than realize and was one of the names that normies knew in your entire toy box fed .

Look outside the bubble you fucking train wreck homosexual

>>19052281
AEWtists in my experience always tried to downplay the Kylie Rae stuff

>>19052269
Jericho is The Cena's Last Match
Y2J is inevitable

If Jericho shows up with the original AEW belt he will be the greatest carny in history

>>19052004 (OP)
>Cody gone
>Jericho gone
>Kenny washed beyond belief and reduced to being a midcarder
>Hangtranny the worst drawing champion in AEW history
>The Young Cucks with massive go away heat
Tumbling status: down

Why is tonican so ungrateful?

>>19052327
Nah, they were the first to jump on poor Jericho. This is why he changed his song. There was no more love from the fans.

>>19052193
>WE DIDN'T WANT JERICHO ANYWAY
IT BEGINS

>>19052004 (OP)
>I'm coming home
>I'm coming home
>Tell the world I'm coming home
>Let the rain wash away, all the pain of yesterday
>I know my kingdom awaits and they've forgiven my mistakes
>I'm coming home
>I'm coming home
>Tell the world I'm coming

Would go just to hang out with Carlito

>>19052360
Any dirt Jericho knows will be interesting. Neither Cody or Jericho has beef with The Elite so the issues have to stem from Tony.

>>19052004 (OP)
>Jeff Hardy's band booked lower than cover bands
Kek

>>19052004 (OP)
There was no way in hell that Jericho was gonna pass up that Saudi Mania pay day

>>19052174
She will sit at a table selling autographs and her farts in a jar

>>19052193
I watch AEW and genuinely thought he was terrible back in NJPW before the company existed. he was okay the first year of AEW but after that he was really bad. Adam Copeland is the same but he doesn't get the 15 minute segments Jericho got every week for years.

>>19052004 (OP)
Doesn't he usually do these around the royal rumble? I wonder why he bumped it up to November this year...

>>19052385
The Saudi bucks make Tony's pay checks look like shit tbqh. These guys are getting multiple millions for 1 fucking match.

>>19052004 (OP)
>The Blue Meanie
Hell yeah

is out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY7PB_CplQc

>>19052004 (OP)
>prime passengers
What the hell is this, a list of jobbers and buttbuddies he kept in touch with? Has he even done any ringwotk with half of these people?
The rest of this list seems like pure masturbation. He definitely has to be fucking Paige for her to get top billing as well.

>>19052326
>Jericho did more than realize
SAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR

>>19052490
this shit made me despise chyna even more as haitch

>>19052385
This. No attitude era guy or older is gonna miss this Mania. I bet even Cope is trying to find a loophole in his contract

>>19052375
Cody has beef with the Elite. Is not public like Punk's but there is something there. If anything Cody mist have better relations with Tony

>>19052460
That’s short sighted though, Tony pays people millions to do nothing at all. He would have kept paying Jericho seven figures a year for the rest of his career to do 5 matches a year. The fact Jericho is walking away from that really lets you know which way the wind is blowing.

>>19052004 (OP)
I don't want him to go back, bros :(


but at the same time its going to be hilarious seeing the usual suspects do a complete 180 on him.

>>19052004 (OP)
Are these cruise shows not a way for these old wrestlers to do drugs and cheat on their spouses off land and make money off a bunch of fat marks while doing it?

>>19052606
They gotta follow int laws so no one can get high without risking serious trouble. There's a reason they are called Booze Cruises

>>19052004 (OP)
Is this the most dimeless card in history?

>>19052606
No anon Jericho is clearly on a boat with Paige and Cora so he can host a Bible study

>>19052450
Yeah they are usually late January/early February. He's totally coming back

>>19052606
The Kylie Rae incident happened in the Jericho cruise

>>19052645
lmao

>>19052174
she does etsy witch spells to shrink your penis

>>19052593
>Cody has beef with the Elite
Is that why he did the 2 sweet and kenny finger gun tributes after both royal rumble victories? He also said in one of those wwe documentaries that his friendship with the bucks is stronger now more than ever before

>>19052662
i unno if mine can get much smaller

>>19052327
Not at all. After the kylie rae shit was back in the news, Tony had Jericho’s first appearance back get drowned out with his theme music the whole way through because he knew the fans would boo

>>19052595
Let's say Tony was paying Jericho 7 millions a year.

The Saudis will give him 7 millions for the match alone. Add a million for every appearance on the weekend, that's 5 additional millions at least.

Potential 12 million dollars for a single weekend. Plus you get to network with the Saudis for your own ventures. I'm sure Jericho will eye a Jericruise for the oil arabs. Tony can't compete

>>19052004 (OP)
Indi Fartsmell Shitzi Alicia Fox Blonde nwa russian Bimbo lMAO

>>19052004 (OP)
Imagine a threesome with saraya and shitzi that would be wild

How many women here are for Jericho's pimping operation

>>19052654
I've got from multiple BTS people that he spiked her drink on some 90s date rape shit and none other than MVP saved the day because he saw her acting real funny. Hence the fight that came afterwards but it does all sound a bit over the top.

>>19052368
That's cool

bros how much do you think it costs to bang Paige on this boat? do I need to bring money or just some blow?

>>19052004 (OP)
Potential request for the KWABOTY Commission: Even though I and pretty much everybody knows he's going to end up back in WWE, if for whatever reasons Hunter decides he still fucking Jericho and decides to fuck him over or has him start in TNA or another shit to start the year, can we retroactively nominate him for KWABOTY?

>>19052786
the original Kylie rumor was Brandy chewing her out during a bikini photoshoot because she was all over Cody and it made her jealous. None of you knows a fucking thing about it and her schizo ass probably doesn't remember either.

norm mcdonald voice: ALL THE STARS ARE HERE!!

>>19052946
popped me

Does Fred Ottman come dressed as the Shockmaster and can you watch him fall overboard? That'd be something to see.

>>19052804
Nah, Hunter is clearly on a leash. If TKO sees they can make money with a nostalgia run. They'll MAKE Hunter get Jericho back.

>>19052959
TKO is already livid that HUNTARD HERD HELMSHIT and The Pebble fumbled with Cena's retirement run.
Ari and Nick are regretting removing vince from the office by now

>>19052972
I keep telling you, Dwayne is gonna slide in his buddy Brian Gerwitz sooner than we all anticipate

>>19052991
Probably not seeing that he is desperate to leave anything related to wrestling.
he will buy his way into the academy awards, everyone knows that cannes movies bombs at home office but takes statues at febuary and becomes "cult"

>>19052004 (OP)
>Prime Passangers: Natalia Markova
Ok I'm COMING!!!

>>19052004 (OP)
>Whora talks about how much she doesnt need wrestling anymore
>Sorceress of the Sea
Pitiful
Has she shown boobs butthole or pussy yet?

>>19053194
big tunes billy pimping out his favorite escort

>>19052004 (OP)
See I told you Dorby was talking about Jericho with that cancer remark, they had a locker room / board room schism - dirtsheets didn't hear a peep

>>19053328
i don't think jericho had much of a problem with losing, didn't he put over orange cassidy and mjf?

Etards don't realize that Chris can't go at all anymore. Like he can't wrestle more than once a month, Sting was in better shape with all his issues.

He's cooked, just hang it up instead of pathetically trying to carry it on.

>>19053360
doesn't matter. we will cheer Jericho just to dunk on AEW. we have no dignity nor self respect. we are the pig-drones.

>>19052004 (OP)
Saraya going to get drunk and have sex with some dude and claim she was raped at sea, meaning she'll need a martime lawyer.

>>19053328
I'm an AEW guy through and through and a Jerichoholic since the Nitro days. I literally caught none of his time in WWF/E, as far as I'm concerned, he was mothballed in Ted Turner's Network basement with an unlimited supply of beer until a new wrestling company came around in 2019 and unearthed him.

That said, the guy literally had no issues jobbing (Action Andretti) even when TK probably tried like hell to talk him out of it, constantly promoted the company everywhere he went, and did everything within his power to get younger talent over whether those ideas were good (Inner Circle) or bad (Learning Tree).

If the guy goes back to WWE, they've gained a great one and one can only hope they listen to some of his better ideas.

tl;dr: Jericho is not the cancer Darby was talking about.

>>19052306
>>19052229
Maybe WWE are trying to get him to go there to secure the TV deal

If I go on this cruise, will cora jade become my gf?

>>19053345
I think MJF is one of the few people he DIDN'T lose to.

>tarot card readings

I'm sure the fat trannies who are paying to be on that boat are excited, hope they have fun

>>19052004 (OP)
I would love to go on this on a perpetual megadose of mixed psychedelics.

>>19052004 (OP)
The band line up is always dogshit. it would be the perfect place for gimmick bands -

Alestorm - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q94SZQM1-LE

Band Maid - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcqitbXgigU

Gloryhammer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdOQiVPbjbM

Wind Rose - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FW4F5bi2Nc

Cybertronic Spree - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf9ZtTC2aHw

>>19052004 (OP)
woah he got natalia markova? Awesome, I'll watch just for her. best female talent in the world today and i dont care who says otherwise.

>>19053394
a good attitude

>>19053345
Remember when Jericho put over a literal local jobber (Action Andretti)? He's probably lost more matches than he's won in AEW.

>>19053404
Yes

Poor Big Bill

>>19052779
Fuck. Its a cruise so people are going to be drunk. I would finally get my chance with drunk as fuck foxxy.

>>19053394
Jericho has jobbed to everyone ever given a push, OC, Starks, Hook, Takeshita, Ospreay, Hobbs, Kingston, MJF except Jungle Boy and Jericho. His problem wasn't jobbing it was dragging out his programs and almost always getting a win back where no one cared and just wanted them over already

>>19052004 (OP)
I thought Muta was done.

>>19054100
>except Jungle Boy and Jericho
*Hangman

>that lineup
CVV will definitely be having threesomes with Saraya and Elayna Black.

>>19052004 (OP)
So do the wrestlers just sleep in the same areas as the other passengers? I can imagine some crazy simps knocking on Paige's cabin door at night, for example.

>>19052004 (OP)
Kek and his cruise grift is now dead because of it, none of these shitters can wrestle. Its a who's who list of sawdusted geriatrics

>>19052004 (OP)
I wonder why he didnt book the Good Brothers.
They used to be cool with each other and Gallows will work anywhere as long as he can grift marks by selling merch

>>19052182
Shut up, you people were always bitching about how he needed to retire.

>>19052779
Nice to see Ted DiBiase enjoying himself after pinning the blame on his son and sending him to prison

>>19053655
Alestorm is pretty fucking good (in small doses)

>>19052360
>the worst drawing champion in AEW history
But enough about Mox and the fart riders

>>19052593
No, Cody specifically has beef with Tony. Kenny/Brandi had issues and Kenny/Cody weren't that close. Cody was also really pissed off he wasn't on the cover on this AEW book that's being released and messaged Tony Khan lol.

Answer my fucking question right NOW >>19055122

>>19053398
>Maybe WWE are trying to get him to go there to secure the TV deal
Yeah this is it. I work backstage, ive been employed by WWE for 19 years and have even wrestled Jericho. I was there when we found out what happened to Chris Benoit. It was fucking crazy. It was fucking mayhem. I was supposed to wrestle Benoit the next month. I cried.

>>19053384
>martime lawyer
more like a Partytime Lawyer

Paige isn't going to going to contact NATO just because she got drunk/high again and fucked some stranger on a boat - hell, I bet she's being paid by Jericho to do just that!

>>19053452
Elayna Black is doing the tarot card readings, ya jabroni. Next to the line outside Paige's cabin, it will be the longest on the boat!

>>19055932
>>19055904
Kill yourself izzypedo. Yes, I know it's you.

>>19053655
>Cybertronic Spree
I'd legit go this awful cruise just to see them play live. Maybe have Jericho come out dressed as Soundwave.

Then I take Arcee back to my VIP suite to teach her some wrestling moves.

>>19053680
They air the Jericruise on a streaming site? Since when?

>>19053398
Worked for ROH

>>19055954
See: >>19055941
Why are you so fucking weird? Why do you type like such a fucking faggot?

>>19055160
>cruise grift
Is it dead, though? The variable here is whether wrestling fans show up to the cruise for prowrestling + Jericho or if they're just paying to see AEW b-listers?

I'd guess it's the former, especially with all the bands, comedians, etc.

>>19055971
Since the 2018 cruise. Personally I would love to go but I'd rather just stay and watch Indy feds that are somewhat local to be

>>19056043
I wanna go just so I can toss Buff Bagwell overboard and see if he can swim.

>>19056037
Haha imagine if Mickie James had a long and girthy futa cock she used to fuck the other females

>>19053394
>>19053345
>he let people get the tree count so he's the best ever
oh ye simpletons, you know nothing, and least of all you know nothing of the life and musings of a high priced whore.
Do you think laying on your back is an issue when you rake in one of the highest salaries of the company and are basically one of the show runners? Oh yee, oh yee.

You guys think that "Monster Face" will be on this trip if there's no AEW involvement? Doesn't she/he go every year.

Of course, he is trying to leech this NXT-TNA angle

>>19056336
Jericho becoming the leader of the TNA Revolt just as they get their tv contract on Wednesday nights could mean the
DEATH OF AEW

Can Jericho work as a booker? How good/shit will he be compared to Hunter?

>>19052601
you mean AEW fans who will pretend they never liked him and never sang judas every single episode of dynamite for like 5 years straight?

>>19056495
>Judas
You mean the theme he stopped using two years ago because everyone was already sick of him?

>>19056485
Look at the Jericho Cruise cards

Jericho Cruise Oceanic Title Match
Michael Oku (c) vs. Mo Jabari

Jericho Cruise Women's Oceanic Title Tournament Final Match (vakant)
Natalia Markova vs. Tasha Steelz

Singles Match
Bobby Lashley vs. Serpentico

Six Man Tag Team Match
Bandido & The Outrunners (Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd) vs. The Don Callis Family (Brian Cage, Konosuke Takeshita & Lance Archer)

Singles Match
Toni Storm (w/Luther) vs. Billie Starkz

Eight Man Tag Team Match
Real1 & The Learning Tree (Big Bill, Bryan Keith & Chris Jericho) vs. Grizzled Young Veterans (James Drake & Zack Gibson) & MxM Collection (Mansoor & Mason Madden)

++++++++++++
Singles Match
Jay Lethal vs. EJ Nduka

Riot Cabaret Women's Title Pinfalls Count Somewhere Cabaret Match
Thunder Rosa (c) vs. Nyla Rose

Singles Match
Ricochet vs. Komander

Singles Match
Lady Frost vs. Harley Cameron

Six Man Tag Team Match
Daniel Garcia, Mark Briscoe & Will Ospreay vs. Nick Wayne & The Righteous (Dutch & Vincent)

>>19053237
She said she misses wrestling in an interview recently.

>>19056525
What's the story? Were there any friendship bracelets involved?

Jericho was apparently THE highest paid AEW wrestler (with Punk gone), but at this point in his career he's not worth it and would be facing a massive pay cut if he re-signed. If he goes to WWE, he'll probably get a reasonably close offer to what his new AEW offer would be, PLUS he will probably sell a shitload of merch and probably get some goodwill back from the fans. At this point he's probably playing contract hardball with Tony and seeing how much he can get out of him.