Thread 19062134

A Special 3-Hour Dynamite And Collision Double Feature Event Ahead Of WrestleDream This Saturday!...
AEW Dynamite & Collision live TONIGHT! from The Cable Dahmer Arena in Kansas City, MO
8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!

>Kenny Omega & Jurassic Express vs. The Don Callis Family
>The Opps (c) vs. L.F.I. [Hangmang Adam Page On Commentary] for the AEW World Trios Championships
>Kris Statlander & Timeless Toni Storm Famous Last Words Before WrestleDream!
>Jon Moxley & Darby Allin Special Face-To-Face!
>Orange Cassidy & Kyle O'Reilly vs. Death Riders
>Claudio Castagnoli vs. Roderick Strong
>Skye Blue vs. Jamie Hayter
>The Hurt Syndicate vs. GOA
>Megan Bayne vs. Harley Cameron
>And More!

[AEW Countdown WrestleDream Immediately Following Collision]

** 3 Days Out From WrestleDream **

SEX WITH THE CEO

ultimó (caramel nalgas) moné

Persophone vs Mone this Friday is THE match

Thelka talks like such a euro trash slut and I love it

JADE CARGILL BTFO
BYE BITCH
NO COME BACKSIES

Sex with Último Moné

Mercedes matching Ultimo Dragons belt record is disrespectful to Ultimo Dragon

>>19062152
yeah the match I won't be watching.

>>19062157
I can't figure out... is she a weird Mexican or like a Dutch euro bitch? I feel like she goes to raves.

Persephone owes me sex

>>19062152
I will watch your game

ICE ICE BABY. at least paul has linda to keep a good word with wwes mexicans

>>19062169
damn you

>>19062166
I can damn near assure you Ultimo Dragon does not give a FUCK.

>>19062173
she's an Austrian punk rocker, I think

TOXIC 2 THE CORE BABY

>>19062166
She’s a better wrestler

Hangman is a very handsome man (no homo)

Welp...there's goes any reason to stick around for Collision...unless sticking around for the big boobies match.

YOU MESS WITH THE BULL
YOU GET THE SAMMY GUEVARA

Wanna punch that fat blue haired pig in the face.

sex with the beast mortos

would be pretty cool if LFI wins tonight

>men's world championship

I just KNOW /pw/ is seething kek

>>19062207
He's not like that

Why the fuck is Sammy on my tv again?

>>19062180
>By who?
By like anyone. It's not like she's ugly. She could have gotten someone with good genetics to put their seed in her.

>>19062207
Fuck off Horcedes

Based Hanger doesn’t give a fuck about pyro

>>19062181
so what. no one asked his opinion

>>19062210
the people that seethe at this are uniroincally gay because they want the title to be gender neutral. Hangman wants to specifically make it a MENS title, as in only MEN can hold it.

Glad they got rid of that shitty Opps theme

>>19062219
I claimed him before they even started dating

>>19062222
quads for truth

>>19062186
I'm sure someone has the webm

>>19062213
he’s ROH tag champion which in AEW is like the old U.S. Tag Titles in NWA/WCW

>>19062235
She looks sooo good here

>Hangman on commentary
>says nothing
good bit lol

and meet the HOSS-PPS

Should I get the new pokemon game?

RUSH wrestling like no one told him it is fake is a tremendous bit

>>19062235
You think Mortos ever made her put on a Harleygram mask?

>>19062198
THE BATTLE OF THE BREAST
REAL VS FAKE
THE ETERNAL WAR RAGES ON

>>19062235
Why are they in a semi trailer? Are they being smuggled across the border?

>>19062255
Rush Backlund

Christmas Ham of a Man

>>19062204
That's even worse than the haaarns.
Just concuss and KO me over having to spend 5 mins speaking to Sammy.

>>19062266
It's a shipping crate

>>19062253
If you like Pokemon, I guess. Not like it's ever going on sale since it's Nintendo

>>19062253
I'm picking it up in a bit, liked the first Legends hoping this one is good

>>19062253
fuck how many pokemon are they even up to? I stopped paying attention after silver/gold

>>19062253
Isn't it an action game? Fuck real time. Nintendo is so fucking dead.

>lawn care is not a hobby
Hankbros...

>>19062235
real life beauty and the beast kino

>>19062235
I don't think I could ever date a bitch that tried to make me do this shit.

I feel like Joe is turning into an old man and a cancer patient at the same time.

>>19062291
His nose seems to grow at an alarming rate

If Samoa Joe is Sweet Tooth, does that make Hobbs Axel?

>>19062290
beggars cant be choosers

>>19062274
No that's a trailer. Shipping containers don't have walls like that with so many strap slots nor as simple a number as 570

That was a overcomplicated shoulder tackle

>>19062295
It's like he's going from Samoan to goblin at a fast pace. He's going to crack mirrors with his looks in 10 years from now.

I am so fucking bored, I don't give a shit about any weekly american tv wrestling these days, I feel like I am watching literally nothing happen. I'm just killing 3 hours watching nothing. I'll remember none of this.

>>19062232
yh found it...a very tasteful amount of butthole shown 4.5 stars

>>19062255
Rush wrestles like he could go into business for himself at any moment and everyone else is just forced to go along with it

>>19062307
Doesn't help that the threads aren't as lively as they used to be. I'm actually just browsing the web than actually watching.

>>19062307
Been like that for like two years now. Stuff went from "can't miss" to "I'll just leave this on in the background while I do other shit".

Did Rush just fuck himself on that trip into the corner or am I being worked?

>>19062317
Yeah, I've barely fucking looked up, because I know I am missing nothing. Nothing happens on RAW or SD or Dynamite or Collision more than like 3 times a year.

Rush no sold that drop kick

KEK RUSH BOTCHED

The Opps retain

>>19062324
Well that beating answered my question...

>>19062327
Worse Rush hurt.

>>19062307
Seek out a vod and watch any show your way until you decide to watch live again.

fucking hobbs was out of position so nobody was actually holding back Beast he had to just not get in for no reason.

Rush will join Buddy in catering.

God that’d would’ve been a great match.

>>19062134 (OP)
I'm 59 minutes behind, can you please stop posting spoilers, guys.

it’s so retarded that Hook just forgave Joe for replacing him. Hook should be joining Death Riders to face the Opps

Joe thinks there's chocolate in that gold belt

>>19062307
Definitely think it's time to start just watching the ppvs

>>19062332
bro, if I don't watch live I'll just never watch lol. I only watch like this while shit talking with the bros here and baked, if I am just watching on my own I'll just not do it.

>>19062331
Ok maybe not hurt. Looked like he pulled something when he went to go into the ring to make the save against Joe. On the outside you could see him say something to Shibata.

You’re gonna find out

>>19062325
Oh well at least the paypes always deliver

>not having hobbs grab it while he pushes it to hangma'am
this dude can't write shit

Switch to Collision, NOW

Rush is hurt

>>19062337
You're going to love when Peter Avalon shows up

>>19062350
wat

>>19062352
He looked it but it can't be that bad if he was in ring after moving about ok. Hope he didn't tear something.

I'm going to get a Yuta haircut

I haven't seen collision in over a year lads

Max stream ended. I guess I'm going to bed bros.

based theme remix

>>19062354
we aren't lucky enough for him to be back

u just KNOW Marina crushin both these bussies on the reg

>>19062362
You have to go to the Collision page to keep watching

Finally lemme see that beautiful Marina booty

>>19062362
You have to manually switch over to collision

>>19062366
gotta respect the hail marry

>>19062361
youre missing out

i like joe cause he fat like me

>>19062366
grim

Shafir nips making a second appearance

>>19062366
>sexy blow job ray
yeah that'll get over.

all I want is for Kyle to give me a reason again

>>19062370
>>19062372
Too much work. Power button is faster.

>>19062383
>Death Riders vs Kyle and OC to start
sub 200k

Deathriders turning into Raven's Flock ffs. Look at how disheveled and greasy these fucks are.

>>19062386
youre missing wheeler yuta tho

Yuta getting Dom heat recently

>>19062390
They don't have to worry about smelling bad while walking through the crowd

Garcia looks like he's always looking for someone in the crowd now

>>19062401
He’s looking for a reaction that he just can’t get.

I want to kill and rape whoever decided to put tweets on screen like 2010s WWE.

>>19062366
How to ensure you'll never get booked

Kyle's autism shines bright

>>19062390
Wheeler Yuta being greasy heel

>>19062407
in that order?

Garcia’s promos have already improved since he started being trained by Mox

>>19062417
if it's a man yes if it was a woman no, if it was a tranny then change rape to make love.

>>19062361
Ya missin out dude
The wrestling fan's show of the week

So Kyle and Orange are like Autism Juice?

>>19062424
there's only 200k wrestling fans?

Is The Best Wrestler Alive gonna be there tonight or not? im switching it off if he isn't

>>19062426
Yes but low sugar so it doesn't upset his beetus

>>19062430
Somehow Caster was our gay

>>19062430
why would he be? You know tony likes weeks in between story beats, he'll be back on the pre show or in two weeks.

>>19062426
Team Orang-tism

are you guys dressing up for halloween this year?

Did Shafir tag herself in?

>>19062442
I'm not seven.

>>19062435
I thought he was the straight one and had a wife

>>19062447
I miss it :(

>>19062430
I heard he's don't a open challenge at CMLL on Friday

>>19062442
I'm just going to throw candy at kids from my roof

>>19062447
I know a guy in his 30s that still dresses up and knocks on doors for Halloween. "Free candy, dude" he says

>>19062442
I've never dressed up for Halloween in my life. I'm 37 years old.

>>19062442
I don't leave the house unless I'm at work, so no.

>>19062453
Don't post about me ever again

>>19062451
VAMANOS MAX TU ES LA PRIMERA LUCHADORA EN VIVO

>>19062442
yes, I met this guy a few months ago and it's going well, we've slowly opened up the relationship to sex and his cock is pretty tasty, anyways, he's into ageplay and he wants to dress up. He's really into old games so he's going as pac man and I guess I am going to be one of the ghost, he said he will provide the costume, which worries me a bit if it'll be a sexy take on the costume, but if he likes it thats fine. We're going to a kink sleepover in the city which apparently will have candy and activities and such.

>>19062442
Yep. Going to a rave at our Science Museum.
Went as Mil Mascaras once, made a lot of brown friends.

>>19062453
Literal manchild shit
Beat his ass

Based Marina

dickriders

I would trade places with that middle rope between marinas legs

>>19062462
what the fuck? Nigga...

>>19062462
>he's into ageplay
why is this fetish gaining traction lately

>>19062462
Kill yourself.

>>19062476
Civilisation is declining

lil nigga doing it for the love of the game

LIL NIGGA

Deathriders STILL getting cheap wins over conglomeration and OPPS and whatever shit group that doesn't help still.

Why did Willow big league making the save with the rest of the Conglomeration?

hate creeps, hate liars, simple as

based titantron video for darbs

>>19062476
No clue, maybe books, but I've been into it over a decade so. It'll be fun, he's got his suitcase already packed and I saw in it he has a pumpkin onesie and everything. I am pretty excited.

Pac wears baggy clothes to hide his power

sick uppercut

KEK. I legit laughed at that uppercut.

>darby still crawling after getting attacked by all the death riders
kino visual plea

>>19062502
popped my ass for a shoot too
based madcunt Darby

this is fucking crazy lol.

No quit in Darby

Mox>Roman>Seff

ANOTHER visual plea

kino

>>19062513
kek @ Marina

can’t wait for this match bros

Lil Nigga is so based why does he have to be such a dogshit promo

Marina's butt looks very solid & juicy. shapely.

this is pretty good, the mox/darby thing is about the best match they could be building right now imo

Mox vs Lil Nigga finna be cahhhrayyyyzeeeeee

>>19062513
Pac wondering if he should show up for work at the prison tomorrow

>>19062479
for what reason?

>darby smiling as it fades out
oh hell yeah it’s gonna be nuts

>>19062530
Just wait until the Takeshita/Okada fued kicks up at Wrestledream

>>19062513
Steroid users who wear shirts look weird.

>>19062513
PAC's ability to camouflage as a member of the tech crew at all times like some kind of Geordie ninja

Should I buy Don Francisco's coffee? They really seem to want my business, that of an AEW fan

>>19062525
people said this about Sting & Jeff Hardy too. He's fine

>>19062547
It's anime hide your power level thinking

BOOBA TIME

>>19062549
Real sickos only drink Prince Nana's coffee

TELL ME ABOUT BAYNE! WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE HEAD DRESS?

>>19062557
kek was gonna say this, cheeky lil bastard

>>19062549
ah yes, the high IQ 7 figure sex haver demographic.

>>19062562
If I rip the headress off would she die?

BATTLE OF THE BREASTS
BIG NATURALS >>>> FAKES

>>19062561
>>19062549
>not drinking skinhead approved coffee
N-

She kinda sounds like Chyna

Stokely has at least 2 hoes now

I'm getting "You don't know me" vibes right now bros.

no wonder collisions in the fucking mud

lmao Dax just chimping out in the background

>>19062546
I admit that does sound good, and i dont even like takeshita to be honest

Listening to Bayne talk makes me feel like Joey Janella dodged a bullet.

Is Bayne what Kamille was supposed to be?

>>19062576
I now see her flaw. Voice is a bit rough. Kind of reminds me of when the goddess Anna Jay talked for the first time. It was like "meh".

>>19062582
>>19062576
She should not speak 2bh.
Stokely is right there to cut the promo why are they doing this

>stoke looking like an nfl ref
a true heel

>>19062590
I respect her for having the good sense to dump janela

>>19062590
yep

Another week of AEW programming with no Speedball theme

>>19062587
>dont even like takeshita to be honest
Delete this

AIDS???????????????? THAT'S NOT OKAY TO JOKE ABOUT STOKE.

Dax really got good on the mic

Cash is gonna have the second best promo in that ring and isn't gonna say jack shit is he?

>>19062598
This. She would have been even smarter to not be with him since she got into AEW anyhow.

>>19062602
im sorry i just never really liked the guy. I do like okada though so ill still watch the match.

This Bayne/FTR pairing is retarded, they don't fit at all. Honestly Megan should be a babyface at this point. She's too generic as a heel. As a face she'd get over easily with her in ring work.

>>19062603
Fags literally treat it like a joke now. We should have let the Bin Laden win.

Speedball Mike is a They/them and his wife is a faggot tranny lmao who the fuck likes this faggot?

sex with harley cameron

>>19062601
Weekly Tony L

>>19062608
true, she shouldnt have been fucking such a loser to begin with, but at least she eventually realized her mistake.

Now Willow shows up? Bitch where were you when the Deathriders were out there?

>>19062615
He does cool kicks.

Harley not wearing a skirt tonight...based slag letting the cheeks out.

What's the main?

Speedball giving Keanu Reeves vibes

>>19062615
Veda isn’t a tranny lol

Dax has been buried forever

>crowd still hot
based

>>19062633
Hair has that effect

>>19062624
Not really. Rush's kicks look like they hurt. Speedballs kicks look like he's trying to kill a ladybug on you.

>>19062631
His wife openly identifies as a they/them.

Bayne’s crotch

>>19062628
I think this might be it lol ?

Luv bimbos. Simple as.

>>19062645
That's like a professional glamour shot

>>19062645
Harley?
wow she beautiful

>>19062645
wtf she's so pretty here

>>19062645
every fed should have at least 1 bimbo on payroll

Bayne had to muscle up Harley there

>>19062645
she looks like she would fit perfectly in an American Pie movie

>>19062645
Shamalamadingdong ripped the Split gimmick off of Mick Foley.

>>19062665
The need for that man to always have a twist is insane

>>19062639
she’s not trans though

>>19062654
shes always pretty though??

>>19062645
She looks way less bogged IRL than on TV.

I'm not sure that DDT went as plan but it was somehow saved

Harley is a good woman with a pure soul.

>>19062645
no fed is complete without them lol

>>19062675
not my cup of tea

There needs to be a Lucha de Apuestas variation for big boobed bimbos. The loser should have to take her bra off, reveal the cup size, and disclose their plastic surgeon.

>>19062672
Russo tier lazy >>19062684writing

I thought that was it

harley got that fighting spirit

Harley's powerlevel is getting high

>>19062685
I miss Russo's influence in wrestling. I prefer it more than Cornette's

she kicked out
she kicked out

Bayne took a crazy bump off that top rope sunset flip

Harleybros...

What I find interesting is that NXT somehow didn't find Harley worth investing more into.

kek based hook and edward

>>19062701
>>19062698
She leveled up in this match tho!

>>19062698
where's that right hand placed rj?

I don't think Hook thought he would have to talk there

I think Eddie ended the promo too soon lol

>>19062701
I HATE when bad things happen to Harley. She deserves only good things.

YURRRRD???

Eddie and Hook look high as fuck.

>>19062685
They need to book this with Harleygram in Arena Mexico.

lol eddie is just a pre show wrestler now. It's like Tony took him getting injured personally and is pissed.

>>19062706
they already have thea for that type of energy

>>19062685
that is a very russo-esque idea but it would pop me.

>>19062719
Kingston came back fat as ever so he didn't seem to take it very seriously either

>>19062726
That didn't stop tony from making him a triple crown last time

>>19062685
Nah, open it up to everyone. Imagine everyone roasting Julia Hart for having A cups...or even less.

i have some dishes to wash

>>19062719
Once you get injured it's like you have to prove you can stay uninjured when you come back before Tony decides to invest in you. At least that's the vibe I get.

LET'S GO MAX

Wait, who is this interview girl?

kek, thinking bowens is on to something here with this

>>19062741
Alicia Atout

>I have autonomy over my body
kek

Sex with Alicia Atout

>>19062739
Usually how it is in wrestling. Storylines have long term plans. They only give those to good wrestlers who can stay healthy.

>>19062741
MJF's wife

So I'm assuming that splitting the Collision before a PPV to Wed./Sat. and no matches on Zero Hour is the new meta during football season.

PORNOSTAAAAAAR

>>19062744
Looking very... Meaty

PROOOOOOOOTOOOOOOOOSTAAAAAAARRRTTTTTTT

more like the EXclaimed

NEW THREAD
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>>19062757
>has a graphic of a kid talking about porn
yeah this ain't it.

PORNOOOOOOOOOSTAR

Collision is a Fletcher show!

OVER RUN
HERE WE COME
HAHAHA YESSSS

>>19062739
Hayter is positioned okay. But she's hot as fuck and can still wrestle. Eddie looks like he just sat in bed eating for a year and then couldn't wrestle or talk when he came back.

>>19062764
>looking to deep into it
Go back.

Wu Tang quote

DON CAL SENPAI AINT NUTTIN TA FUCK WIT

Lance Archer has convinced me to get a tramp stamp

That was a weird Irish whip

Bandito bringing macarena back

>commercial break
At this point?

>>19062813
he should come out that las ketchup song too

Rocky making easy money

>just like their rivalry, both men down
What?

Would've been cool if Bandito lifted him up

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