Thread 19087285

All Elite Wrestling Presents WRESTLEDREAM from Chaifetz Arena in St. Louis, MO

How To Watch: HBO MAX [Ultra High Definition], Amazon Prime Video, PPV.com, and YouTube (More Info: https://www.allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv)

MAIN CARD (8pm ET / 5pm PT)
>Hangman Adam Page (c) vs. Samoa Joe for the AEW World Championship
>Kris Statlander (c) vs. Timeless Toni Storm for the AEW Women's World Championship
>Darby Allin vs. Jon Moxley in an I Quit Match
>Brodido (c) vs. Konosuke Takeshita & Kazuchika Okada for the AEW World Tag Team Championships
>The Protostar Kyle Fletcher (c) vs. Mark Briscoe 5 for the TNT Championship
>The Young Bucks vs. Jurassic Express [Winners Will Receive $500,000 USD]
>Thekla vs. Jamie Hayter
>The Demand vs. The Hurt Syndicate in a Tornado Trios Match
>The CEO Mercedes Mone TBS Championship Open Challenge!

>>19087285 (OP)
FAGGOT WWE
WE ARE ON NUMBER 16

>>19087283
>getting worked by a slut gimmick
those are usually the boring girls IRL.

>>19087285 (OP)

THIS ONLY GAMEBTRAD 5

This match has taunts, swagger, color, energy, life. It's like watching Greek goddesses fight, such a breath of fresh air from that theater kid shit

Thread is moving so slow everyone will realize WWE > AEW

mina's theme sounds like that one song but i forgot what it's called

What the FUCK is an interim championship..

Mina AND Caramel Nalgas owe me sex, simple as

>>19087296
>What the FUCK is an interim championship
you workin' me rn?

I want to fuck Mina, but she's a bad wrestler.

>>19087313
Dance Mode

Respect women you fucking losers

Full disclosure: I like WWE more, but I honestly think this show has been pretty fucking boring. I'm just hoping for car crash kino with darby. Bad show

Selena was mid as fuck and woould've been a nobody if she never got shot.

Statlander will interfere and make Mina win. Mone has already broken the other nigger's record, so she can start losing some titles now. Also, that would put her in a rivalry for the women's title

>>19087325
lmfao i found it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zp1TbLFPp8&list=RD7zp1TbLFPp8&start_radio=1

>>19087326
Sex with both women! Hot threesomes!

These is what AEW fan think is kino LMAO

>>19087302
no Mina is shoot overcome with an insatiable lust for BWC I'm afraid

>Burying your own champion for a dimeless ego gimmick for a wrestler that's not over at all
Tone is a piece of shit for this one

>>19087335
TNA Kurt Angle in AEW would be based, was watching some of his feud with Sting earlier.

Mina vs Mercedes in a Loser Gets Bukkake'd match.

>>19087343
Stop, STOP

Oh wow, that's the 1287346283rd tribute to Eddie Guerrero

Did anyone else with Prime just crash?

>No Syuri
>No Kamitani
>No Hazuki
>No Kitto
>No Miu
>an interim championship
Twitter is gonna seethe lol
Mina is based

>>19087336
hello zoomer

>>19087326
women aren't people, they're objects for my sexual amusement

Is there a reason why AEW PPVs need to be 4 hours long instead of 3 hours?

Bros... Imagine Toni storm positioned on all fours, with her large, round buttocks prominently raised and her head lowered, facing the viewer. Her face is looking at the you. The background is light gray. Her chest is 12 inches off the ground. bent forward at the hips with her back parallel to the ground, facing away from the viewer. The scene is captured from a low-angle perspective directly behind her, emphasizing her back and legs

>>19087308
it's op
the wwefag uses multiple vpns to threadsplit to kill the AEW ppvs

>>19087347
>These is what
GMS

women only are existing to be my future victims and child bearers

>>19087351
Stat is about to cost Mone the belt ya dumb mark

WWE respects women
AEW dont

Learn the diffrence

>>19087367
gotta fit as many 20-30 minute bangers on the card as possible.

>>19087380
God I wish there was any possibility at all that this was true

Not watching this atm how ling until the main event?

mina is a 55 year old woman

>>19087336
She had a big ass doe

If Mone loses the title right after beating Jade's record, it's reason #37282 as to why Tony Khan is an immature petty fucking faggot gay little bottom boy

>>19087367
>>19087387
I wish they were 9 hours minimum

Give it to me straight guys, do girls care how hard you piss?

>>19087364
https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/1oae8n5/wrestledream_spoilers_tbs_championship_open/ reddit is seething as we speak about it

Top rope Sling Blade. Some call it a Kaiser Blade but I calls it a Sling Blade.

GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT /ASP/

could my 4.7 inch white johnson satisfy a woman like mina? or would the ol' worm get lost in all that breast

>>19087395
She already beat it.

>>19087395
why?

TONY CAN WE PLEASE JUST GET TO MOX VS DARBY.... THE REST OF THIS IS MEANINGLESS AND FUCKING BORING!!!!

is there a point to this match?

>>19087395
Actually, it's reason #23587929 why he's Based.

I didn't watch stardom that much but is Xia that bad at wresting? Blake and Mina looks thriving in their respectives companies

>>19087397
Girls care if you own a fucking printer. That's mad Ick right there, guy.

>>19087397
hey baby, you fryin' chicken? haha just kidding

Mina keeps putting her ass in Mercedes face

>>19087407
yeah for Mercedes to get her 11th title

>>19087398
What a bummer guys :/

>>19087401
women aren't satisfied by titfucks regardless of size, that's just a little game they let us play occasionally.

>>19087316
go to the previous thread where you were already answered

Why does Mone douse herself from head to toe in glitter now?

Literally 4 of these matches so far have been Dynamite/Collision-tier.
Not a good card.

>>19087408
This dude spittin' FAX

>>19087395
Jade was always a shitter and him strapping a rocket to her ass always perplexed me

>>19087422
She was nice to look at

>>19087401
A good woman's satisfaction scales with the enjoyment that the men gets from the experience.
Mina is clearly a lover and not a starfish sizequeen.

>>19087358
TNA Angle is one of the greatest, if not THE greatest of all time

>>19087420
yeah this is fucking brutal.

>>19087420
you're fucking clown shoes

>>19087420
true

I think the glitter transfer is complete

>>19087420
Yeah it's been a meh PPV with a 2 match card. Only match I've liked so far is the Bucks match

Lets go nigga ref!

>>19087427
His comedic timing in skits is ridiculous, truly a once in a generation talent.

>>19087420
That part, sadly

>>19087367
is there a reason you would want to watch less wrestling?

>>19087424
No, she wasn't. Burnt Michelle Obama head ass.

the most scrunched up figure four I ever seen wtf was that?

stop responding to the spamming pajeet e-drone

>>19087422
1. Because they badly wanted it to work out.
2. She was his get out of jail free card after Big Swole called him a racist.

wait what Mina is going to win?

>>19087435
Felcher vs Brisco was good

This match rules

>>19087385
>WWE respects women
is that why they always make them look so butt ugly

When are the good matches? This is my first aew

Mercedes wig looks ugly af

[neighing intensifies]

>>19087444
checkin' these and that part

woah surprising result right der

Disgusting fucking self-mark ugly brown cunt. The fact she's taken seriously is a testament to how much of a joke AEW is

>captcha: NAGGR

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BASED ULTIMO MONE

>>19087422
she has a dimes look unlike everyone else in AEW

>>19087395
>reee my tranny negro has his record broken

KEK

11 belts, the GOAT i'm afraid

You couldn't give the fucking belt to Mina? She makes all the fights for Pete's sake!

fucking GRIM

I'm tonedogdawg, but big tone fumbling tonight

BOOOOO NIGGA BOOOOOOOOOOO

Congrats Mercedes you are officially the greatest wrestler EVER

KEK 11 belts....FFS

Speak of how's Ring Of Honor doing?

>>19087420
I agree with you, but that is the point of this ppv. no build "dream" matches.

MERCEDESWINSLOL

Another belt for caramel nalgas

You know, I don't think her foot on the rope provided a single benefit

Can't believe Tony is getting fleeced by this ugly cunt....
Actually looking at the Okada situation and AEW in general, yes I can.

>>19087448
i came

wait, so the interim champ apparently just got back from visa issues? the interim champ also was fucking out? LOL.

What is the actual end game to this story? Is she going to drop the belts one at a time and go on a downward spiral? Is she going to vacate all of them for a shot at the AEW Women's title? What is the fucking endgame?

So how do you book her downfall losing 11 belts ?

I love Mercedes the joshi killer

Were gonna get 12 Belts Sasha before the end of the year aren't we

>>19087470
You're in a surly mood this evening.

but we want mina

Yep, this PPV is going to 1am

Stat Daddy standing tall

so Mone is still going to get the world title in the end. wtf

Ultimo Dragon is a world class legend.

Mercedes Mone is a nepo baby that has ** matches everywhere and genuinely looks exhausted during them.

why does stat just do ever wheeler Yuta move?

mercedes vs red velvet finna slap

>>19087485
>What is the actual end game to this story? Is she going to drop the belts one at a time and go on a downward spiral?
Id also like to know this because it just seems like a giant ego-trip and tony getting worked by her.

>Mercedes get yet ANOTHER belt from a wrestler who deserves the shot/belt more
Yawn

Okada and Takeshita finna win

time for the biggest piss break match of the night

gonna get this off my chest.


i have a 4 inch penis

Buddy kicked out of a rainmaker :)

I'm here for Takeshita only

>>19087491
>takeshita/ okada vs brodido up next
big tone finna redeem himself

>>19087484
>post-match assault on the champ
>crowd goes wild
it's time to end the neighn of terror

The 21plex is a STUPID move

i guess i'm kinda surprised that she won again

Heel ucey finna seethe in his tweet lmfaoo

>>19087494
The last few have been 5 and a half hours

>>19087501
This is exactly what it is. Not one ticket has been sold because Mone was there in over a year.

She is the most overrated female wrestler in history.

mercedes seethers in shambles ahahahaha

>>19087494
I got tomorrow off, I wish it went to noon

>>19087501
but like, what kinda ego trip is winning a belt from alk;fjasklghasklgjhasklgjahklghakg poland?

ZE ALFA

ok fuck you all, from now on i have to pay attention, fuck edrones keep enjoying the show sickos

Does ROH only have black champions now?

TAKE'S THEME GOES FUCKING HARD

>this could have been buddy
lmao jk

Okada and Takeshita C2 finals, rematch and WK and the finale at Revolution

>>19087481
You keep watching and getting upset lol

>>19087519
Stop it!

Great...more ROH on AEW television.

>>19087485
their is none, this is just Sasha being a massive mark for herself and she will not drop any of the titles for anyone and will just vacate them

>>19087525
nobody watches to answer this.

>I PRESSU WRONG BUTTON
Okada is funnier than he has any right to be

>Take a Shit doesn't come out to the BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHMP anymore
Lame!

Are they counting the Owen belt in that total? Because that does not fucking count.

That belt looks like it was designed by a Power Ranger.

They really should give him back his rainmaker theme song...

TONY PLEASE DONT LET THE SHOW GO PAST MIDNIGHT!

IM FUCKING HUNGRY AND WANT TO ORDER WHITE CASTLE WITH EXTRA ONIONS! BUT I DONT EAT WHILE WATCHINF WRESTLINF!!!!

THis new okada music is ass.

Okada's new theme song has finally grown on me

>>19087542
who gives a shit at this point

>>19087519
fuck you and everything you stand for

>>19087537
Nah dude, you just know that like 73% of cagematch.net watches that shit.

>>19087542
Worked

Why does Take have a giant WWE symbol on his back?

did okada ever hold the divas belt?

why okada rip off Sheamus?

>>19087545
>>19087550
he likes it, it was his choice

What the fuck was New Japan thinking when they designed that new world title belt?

i dont see Brodido retaining, Takeshita just won the japan belt and i cant see Okada getting pinned by either guy

This PLE sucks ass so far ngl

>>19087543
You should see Takeshita's transformation sequence.

>>19087546
>he doesn't eat when he watches wrestling
I bet you save your hair when you cut it you fucking weirdo

Does Okada still do that unbelievable dropkick?

I think that, for all what the they say is good wrestling AEW will never have kino like these

Does Rainmaker mean he is the Rain God or that he makes in rain on the hoes?

>>19087546
same brother, except I'm cooking breakfast for dinner whenever this is over

>>19087494
FUCKING WISH IT KEPT GOING

my issue isn't even with her winning all the belts, it's more that ZERO women are being built to be the one to take it when the time comes. Not one women comes to mind who is BUILT to take it. Not just a woman you enjoy or want to fuck but one you can genuinely point at and say that's the one they are building to beat her.

Can Bandido top what Mascara Dorada did with big Take and lil Kazu

>>19087567
well he's an idiot.

Can't wait for Brody to turn heel and call ice on Bandito

>>19087567
Just like AJ Styles really loved that Def Rebel song, right?

>>19087574
yes

>>19087546
Get you some boiled peanuts to snack on homie

>>19087587
absolute dimes

>>19087582
It'd be different at least if she was making regular trips to buttfuck Poland to defend random belt #8. Is that happening? I know she goes to RevPro once in a while.

Hmmm I wonder if that lazy piece of fucking shit Okada is going to try this match

I doubt it. Go back to Japan at this point you fucking lazy piece of shit

How does Cornette hate this guy? He's hilarious.

>>19087591
not the same thing, edrone faggot.

>>19087576
He makes it rain money, period.

>>19087587
The ultimate heel turn for him

>>19087587
He wouldn't even call for the illegal that raped his mom. In fact he apologized because there wasn't anything worth stealing in the house

>>19087591
Love it.

>>19087469
fucking HOT

>>19087587
Funny enough, Brody is basically everything a conservative represents in terms of being a hard working community outreach family man. If he'd just drop the shitty worthless punk act that's even more pathetic in your 30s and 40s.

Brodido sounds like a limited time burrito at Taco Bell

Is Hangman really not main eventing? Lmfao

>>19087616
He should do what Buddy did and like anti trans kids and pro Jesus posts.

>>19087587
>heel
did you mean to type "face"?

>>19087525
black and latino.. if sammy counts as latino

>>19087614
Now that it's confirmed that he died from bad bootleg carts, he's the KWAB. Like seriously, imagine dying from carts.

>>19087603
>funny don't make money *puts on a ninja turtle suit and swings a tennis racket*

I think that, Hangman experment has failed they need give up.

>>19087616
i agree, but at least Brody’s actually in a punk band. he’s not a complete poser like Phil

Based Takeshita-san and Okada-san

Best match so far was the Bucks vs Jurassic Express

This horsefaced cunt doesn't deserve to be in the same ring as Okada

>>19087630
People have been saying this since 2019

I want to brutally anally hatefuck Aubrey Edward's in the locker room and make her bleed and cry and spit in her face and smack the taste out her mouth and make her quit wrestling

Just jammed the fuck outta my toe bros. God this shit hurts.

/fa/ as fuck

>>19087615
put a beard on her and she's Ricochet

>>19087634
You're going to get a crick in your neck if you take pictures at that angle.

Brody King is a cucked leftist homo. MAGA

Just got the toejam the fuck outta my toe bros. Gosh this shit smells.

>>19087637
dunno why you'd say those mean things about Mina but you do you I guess

>>19087635
>Bucks were the best match on the card
Many such cases.

>>19087643
I really like that gimmick, reminds me of some early 00s cool.

>>19087642
no sell it bitch

after the mox match im off this

>>19087646
>MAGA

okay the ICE jokes arent funny can we just make fun of blacks and trans

AEW Luchas > WWE Luchas

>>19087643
he really just needs a signature haircut to set off the gimmick, I'm thinking reverse mohawk with a rat tail

>>19087619
means Mox is winning, Bryans gonna be in the Blood & Guts match after Mox forces Darby to say I Quit by using Bryan as a hostage

I like Bandido's mask.

>>19087476
>but that is the point of this ppv. no build "dream" matches.
Why the fuck would you ever do this? Just make some build to the dream matches

I think okada should go all in on comedy shit. wrestle the rizzler on the pre show. he's gonna be too old and broken for bangerinos soon enough anyway

>>19087660
thanks for letting us know

I popped

>>19087660
everybody is

>>19087662
WTF?! IS THIS REAL?!

I'm far too tired to continue. Please don't break into my house, wake up up, and spoil the rest of the show. Goodnight /pw/

>>19087662
someone needs to send him this on xwitter
>>19087663
I'm sorry I'm sure your abuela is really nice but you and she have to go the fuck back

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

fucking okada, man

>>19087667
no wonder he is not on commentary

kek

Watch WWE.

>>19087660
you're staying for the whole PPV then

>Brodie finally does the macarena
>it costs them the belts
now this is storytelling

New thread at ~290 posts. Watch out for thread splitters

>>19087699
I already do and regret it every single time.

>>19087670
i always picture he looks like the nacho libre sidekick under that mask

Okada is the easily the best part of this show

Please dont tell me Hangman vs Joe is going to be a 35 minute "banger". We all know who's winning (the boring failed champ).

>>19087691
>macarena fingers elicit a FUCK OKADA chant
kek what a pro

>>19087699
i can’t make it through a single show. i wish i could

>>19087708
Can Joe go over 20 minutes nowadays?

>11 PM
>3 matches left
>1 of which is a i quit match with a planned prop gun spot

holy fuck man...this is going to 2 AM

>>19087691
BITCH

Is New Japan doing so bad that they have to put the belt on an active AEW wrestler?

These is really really boring.

This shit talking kid in the front row has been popping me all night

>>19087708
it's gonna be a 35 minute banger where Joe goes over

>>19087682
ask Phil

>>19087719
FUCK YEAH GONNA LOVE THE TONESTER

>>19087721
Takeshita has a 3-way contract. But they did also put it on Mox.

Okada is like an old fat dragon surrounded by treasure and gold who doesn't wanna fly around and destroy villages anymore, absolute bum.
I can only hope to make it to that level someday.

>>19087632
True

>>19087699
I will as soon as it stops being shit (never)

>>19087721
They have waffled too much on Takeshita's character, he should be a full on heel in NJPW

>>19087721
did you watch the G1?

Boring match.
Who takes the biggest shits?
The smelliest?

Okada is such a funny jap...

>>19087737
True and popped me

>>19087719
I HOPE IT GOES TO 4 AM HAHAHAHAHAHA YES

were they chanting fuck okada

What dose Aubrey Edward's pussy smell like

Do you think anyone in this match listens to The Grateful Dead?

>>19087719
fucking bazed

>>19087757
bags of sand

holy fucking MEAT

Fucking bullshit nothing ppv
Im out
Fuck this

>>19087757
freshly dug bucket of Puget Sound clams

>>19087737
at least he became a bum after getting the treasure unlike other bums *cough* eddie *cough*

>>19087777
kill yourself for wasting digits E-troon

>didn't even know GayEW was on tonight
LOLAEW

fuckin a

>>19087777
CHECKED and true this show do be boring asf

Takeshita and Bandito have great ring chemistry

>>19087719
based

>>19087745
I did not.

>>19087777
>>19087791
stop responding to yourself

NEW THREAD
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>>19087796
>>19087796
>>19087796
>>19087796
>>19087796

THIS IS AWESOME

>>19087795
Think Sting shows up to help Darby?

This is great. I'm drunk. Fuck you faggots.

>>19087793
Avatarfagging is against the rules
And didnt this whore fuck an entire African village in a porno? Youre pathetic

Best Blue Thunder Bomb in the business!

Bandito is one of the best luchas on the roster, with Hechicero and Hologram

>>19087804
Nigga I'm high fuck YOU

>>19087803
him or Bryan is gonna get used a hostage for the finish

>>19087809
It's not really a blue thunder bomb unless Michael Cole calls it.

>>19087751
Nah fuck that

This might be match of the night

>>19087812
ME TOO <3

Okada's theme has grown on me.

>>19087902
many people are saying this

This is going till 1am
>30 minutes for fatso including entering and ending
>at least an hour for the murder-sucide match

LMFAO the smile on Okada

>>19087645
Ouch! Thanks for the advice.

Meaty arms Renee

Joe a fat