Thread 19128446

WHOAAAAAA Edition LIVE from Mullett Arena in Tempe, Arizona

>Cody Rhodes and Drew McIntyre in the house following chaotic brawl
>Ilja Dragunov to issue a United States Championship Open Challenge
>Tiffany Stratton will take on Kiana James
>Shinsuke Nakamura & Rey Fenix battle the MFTs in tag team action

I'm drinking Coca-Cola zero sugar

BASED LIL NIGGA

>show in a college basketball court
Grim

>>19128460
Imagine if Buddy was the challenger wowowwowowowowow

>>19128460
Does he support the illegal invasion of Ukraine?

Drew the shitposter

WE JOBBIN IT ALL

>>19128455
Ok but where has Dolph Ziggler NIIII poster gone

>>19128559
he met the same fate as Nash on that solemn day

>Rey Fenix
>Shinsuke
This team just screams of "we didn't know what else to do with either of you and need someone to face the not-bloodline"
Isn't Fenix a face, and Shunsuke a heel?

>>19128629
Shin has been gone for awhile so it's fine for him to return as a face, he returned in Japan

>>19128446 (OP)
Tama getting fat

Isn't Shin a heel? Why is he teaming with Phoenix

>>19128640
He was gone? He wrestles about as often when he's around as not that I hadn't noticed.

i dont wanna match, i want a

match

>>19128653
he returned as face as indicated by his theme

>>19128629
shinsuke is just filling in the gap that andrade left

>>19128446 (OP)
>8:45 pm
>only 1 thread
>only 17 posts

Bahahahahah gayWWE in the fucking MUD. Etists seething!

>>19128895
this is the backup thread, pigwheels

>>19128897
No, it's not.

>crowd was actually cheering for drew earlier

what is going on

End this fucking match alreadyank2g

still thinking about those bbcs

remember when ghoulia's retarded fans thought she was gonna challenge tiffany and win and become double champ
nope instead you get her manager wrestling for her instead and a 17th jade rematch BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FUCKERS LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

Psst. Hey you.

Yeah, (You).

Watch AEW.

Thank me later.

Giulia should hop into the ring and press her face right into Kiana's butt hole.

>>19128910
this but me instead (in kiana's place)

one of the worst matches of the year

>>19128909
>watch AEW

>>19128910
Giulia's butthole is cuter

>>19128916
>one of the worst matches of the year
Thats every match in gayWWE

why is this actually a good match

Why would Tiffany’s character wear camouflage?

WWE is rascist and needs push my queen Giulia

>>19128895
We were in here retard
>>19126618

>>19128920
whats with the rape dungeon local?

Holy fuck, I can't believe Tiffy didn't just kill herself on that swanton

Ffs

NEVER RELAX

>save her
>attack her
lol

This is just the Rhiyo shit but terrible

wtb ebony dommy mommy

SON OF A BITCH

JAAAAADDDEEEEEE

Evryone in this thread is a fat fucking faggot with a bloody hemmhroided asshole and crusty shit caked in your asshole hair and your armpits smell like onions and you get psoriasis on your face and flaky skin from not showering and bad dandruff and yellow toenails

>>19128930
cena reference (he is about to retire)

Jade is so shiny.
Hot.

JADE HEEL TURN

Jade is never winning

why the UNHOLY FUCK was jade cargill not a heel THE ENTIRE TIME
holy shit THANK GODDDDDDDD

Jade Cargill looks like a Mortal Kombat character

>>19128945
She takes an extremely late turn on those. She needs to fix that or she's going to end up in a wheelchair or worse.

Don't mind me just shilling the AAA event for tomorrow
>6pm EST
>8pm MX

>Wyatts 6 (probably) VS Psycho Circus (Tag title championship match)
>Nattie vs Lady Flammer vs Lady Apache (Female championship match )
>Dom vs Dragon Lee (Mega championship match)

The other 3 matches are not gonna be on TV but there's some dude on youtube that streams them.

Where to watch?
>Space (Mexico)
>HBO MAX (VPN set to México)
>Twitch (sail)
>Mundo lucha (sail)
>Go Luchas (sail)

>>19128945
that was a close call to cripple time

>>19128962
My hemmhroids aren't bloody.

THIS WAS PRE TAPE

SPOILER ALEET

HOLY COW

At least they finally realized Jade as a face fucking sucked

Heel Jade looks awesome, this works for me.

Jade was always a heel to me

>>19128966
nah she actually might now with this turn
bianca comes back at the rumble/chamber and takes it off of her

>>19128460
fuck that zigger piece of shit SLAVA UKRAINI

>>19128945
every single time she does the swanton my blood pressure goes crazy but people told me that's just how the move is done or it's how jeff did it or something

its about time they made her a heel, id be okay if Jade won now

Around blacks, never RELAX

Jade should have been doing this from the start.

jade got a scar and is now Aunt Emity From Mad Max

Jade can turn heel on my tight, white asshole anytime she'd like.

Jade is gonna be so much better as a heel

US OPEN CHALLENGE BROS
IT'S TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know what (You) did anon.

Why was Kevins Owens and Brons Brakers the only ones that took the belts

>>19129000
EL IDOLO

why did ilja age 16 years in 13 months
slav genes?

>>19128920
Iove Giulia

That scar looks good on her though

Ilja is such a fuckin geek, man.

IS HE SHITTING?

what an awful turn, almost no reaction

Hunter should have been using chatGPT the whole time.

>>19129003
KO is his bff and Bron is the future of the company

im not thinking bout those bbcs anymore. Sami is so ugly

>>19128973
Weird the pic got corrupted

Jade does not have heel mic skills

Heel Jade beating up Tiffany gives them both a better fued

>>19129015
Shut the fuck

Ilja's so fucking unhinged. I love him.

Career ending injury for Sammi Zayn when ?

next week jade will join kiana or something, and they will hold the belts and never wrestle

>>19128961
can you blame her

Why did he do it?
Why do all the zoomer athletes keep doing it?
What's with the neck/throat tattoos?

Jade Cargill should be the next Women's Champion

>>19129026
He's special in the retarded sense

>>19129027
When you have sex.

>>19129026
Torpedo Moscow is based, hope he doesn't end up with Benoit level brain damage

>>19129018
Natty is looking extra bogged in that pic

Is Ilya Dragunov a good promo/character? The first time i saw him was last week. His intensity just now with that sami segment was great.

>>19129034
he developed jowls so it takes the focus away from that

Asian women love Ilja.

>>19129019
It'll be the same as her face mics but, she'll be wearing darker outfits.

>>19129019
She has, just let her be herself.

>>19129034
It's growing on me.
Deal with it zoomer.

>>19128500
no one cares about that anymore

>>19129018
I wish AAA was on Netflix so I could keep up with that weekly on place of Smackdown

>>19129018
is el grande americano going to wrestle lola vice

>>19129042
great in ring poor everywhere else
fantastic in ring real story in the matches

>>19129042
Ilja acts like wrestling is real which makes him very based in my eyes. His work with Gunther was incredible.

>>19129012
She got some heat when she stood in the ring with the title. But she didnt hold it up. That would have gotten another pop

>>19129042
He is the intensest human alive

>>19129042
He's always been good but that tattoo sure isn't

>>19129058
But wrestling is real

>>19129049
That just means people hate her anyway not that she has good mic skills

>>19129058
Wrestling is real.

>>19129042
He's got great intensity but, his promos are Gunther like in that he doesn't use phrases correctly and it sometimes makes him sound like a retard.

Time for Brock Lesnar

>>19129059
i think giuria got a better reaction when she attacked tiffy

no one wants to see jade vs tiffy again

>>19129042
ilja's character is basically shonen anime protagonist. he is like naruto that has to keep the 9 tailed fox inside of him from coming out and raping everyone. he loves naruto.
he had a sort of family man backstory as part of his gimmick, the good guy that needs to tamp down the demons for his family, but he left his wife and child for asian slizz.

Ilya needs to come home to AEW and wrestle with the best. He's being wasted in gayWWE.

>>19129042
his run with melo and trick in NXT was great

Jade is so hot right now

>Giving a mic to Jade
They never learn.

why did they make jade a heel so quickly?

Late but based Ilja getting hyped up by Sami

Are those real stitches?

oh fuck I live in Venezuela and a fucking B-1 bomber just flew over my hou

Cathy Kelly is in dire need of my completely underwhelming sexual skills.

0 pop for ilja

>>19128446 (OP)
Maybe it's the top working me, but it looks like Jade got Chyna-tier implants when she was running towards the ring.

>>19129037
Last night with your mum ?

>The US championship owned by a Russian
What did WWE mean by this?

A Dragon!!!

jade is worst promo than the ESL women

>mic right next to the one singular guy booing Ilja
Kek

>Booing the Russian
kek

I could still see Cathy's nipples poking through that button up

>>19129083
She has a scar now. No choice.

Thanks for answering my Ilya question bros. For all the many faults this board has, people are always more than happy to answer a question which I really appreciate.

The scar looks really good with her new heel pers>>19129084
ona

i'm betting........ berto

>>19129083
She's been a face since her WWE debut

Why do they call him "The Bad Dragon?" Is it a sponsorship of some kind?

APPOLLLLOOOOOOO

>>19129083
jade sucks as a face

Weekly Ilja banger? Nice.

>>19129083
>so quickly
they should have turned her heel a year ago

>>19129090
He’s one of those guys who come out to crickets but then when the match starts thw crowd is always invested in the match

>>19129086
Fucking time. Fuck Maduro!

Jin Tala is a lucky women

Nash has been pretty good as of late

Will we see a live sex celebration between Ilja and his new girlfriend?

>>19129077
Jaxton won't fuck you, pigcrip

Talk about your shit tattoo

losing yourself in your own classical music is the ultimate kayfabe

I miss that two week period where Ilja randomly had NFL Films music as his entrance (I get it, Czar's Horsemen for the Czar, it's still weird).
https://youtu.be/2-PjKqWRIZ4?si=A8csITktpD13GXlY

ilja stop pausing you're gonna get WHATted

Heel Jade will be dimes, just let her vent.
She being a pretty face was terrible

>>19129083
She's physically scarred scarface
It's over for any kind of face run

NEVER GIVE UP

>>19129115
he also spent his first 6 months on raw being Brons personal jobber

>>19129118
What? They are dating?

>this nigga crying over a meme chant
Grim

i won this belt from a grey man

>>19129118
>breaks up a marriage
>gets fired
>has to stay hooked up with a manlet for money
Really, anon?

ANDRADE IS IN GORILLA

I think Ilya is officially going to be one of my new favorites. I love his look and outfits

Drew
Bron
Knight
Gunther
Ilya

My top 5

Please gib Gunther return right now

Welp. No andrade

>sami zayn
>great man

OH MY GOD NOT THIS GAY NIGGA BRO

NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG
NO DONG IS EVERY TRULY DIDDLY
I POST THE CRINGE YOU NEVER COULD
AND I WILL ALWAYS BE FINNA
(SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED)
NO MAN IS EVER TRULY DING
NO MAN IS EVER TRULY DIDDLY
I POST THE CRINGE YOU NEVER COULD
AND I WILL ALWAYS BE FINNA

NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG

>>19129083
quickly? they were too late to make her a heel, shouldve been before her 10th match with tiffy

>>19129147
too bad his music is shit

lol Ilja got a transitional reign

Ah, Zelina became Scarlett

Oh. Zelina is the new Scarlett.
Ok.

NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG

DING
DONG
DID-DLY

Aleister vs Ilja might be based.

>Zelina twisting around for Black
Lel Kross really thought he was hot shit with his mumble spoopy shit

We got Kwab Kross and Scarlett at home

They just gave him Kross' gimmick all they way huh

BASED Aleister

Aleister vs Ilja might be based.

Aleister is more cringe now

NO DIME IS TRULY EVER DRAWN

PAIN SHALL ENTERTAIN YOU
PUT IT ON A SHIRT
LET MARK RIDDICK DESIGN IT
PROFIT

another fucking snooze fest

Yeah, Im starting to think Open Matches are based

incoming Priest

neither of these guys should lose. What is the angle here? Priest fucks the finish?

Aleister Black's theme is pretty based y'all

Zelina>Blockhead
I'm not even a spic like that, it's just a fact.

So Zelina crawls on the floor and spreads em wide

Yeah he can stay now

This theme is too good to be wasted on a fucking faggot like Aliester Blacked

SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED

Buddy’s friend Vs Ilja is cool.

>>19129183
It's laaaaaaaazy booking, my guy.

>Same camera angles and everything.
Jesus

NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG

>>19129187
Hopefully Priest fucks the entrance so we get a real challenger

>want to start ilja's open challenge out on the right note
>give him melikely blax and his dimeless skank wife

>>19129056
There's 1 unnanounced match it they could probably be involved
>>19129055
There's not a current weekly show until next year once the Space contract expires so you are good if you watched the last AAA event from a month ago

>>19129172
I’m thinking this will be match if the night bros.

>>19129175
Kross and Scarlett if they could wrestle and talk

Evil Zelina looks good

AND WE WILL NEVER BE FIN
NA

>>19129192
He like Black Dahlia Murder and Killswitch Engage, faggot is cringe

kek the Blacks are doing this way better than the Krosses

This could be a PLE tier title match

Putting them together was a good move for both of them

The GENDER BENDER

Ok so they didn't renew Scarlet and Kross because Black and Vega is basically just the same gimmick?

WE WANT KROSS CHANTS LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ngl the entrance is pretty hot. they have organic sexual chemistry

Why are they only pushing White guys who are in interracial relationships? Is this why Drew keeps jobbing?

Aleister WHAT?

These two are Rhea and Buddy’s neighbors :)

Lmao zelina is trying to take the whole spotlight.shes doing a lot. They dont blend at all. She really hot though

>>19129157
I be singing these lyrics when the theme plays

>>19129216
and being dimes, unlike kross and his marksmark wife

At least The Dutch faggot isn't height mogged here.

We want Kross chant stopped after the first bump kek

kek zelina doing work for aleister

>>19129216
Probably.

Von Erichs say AEW carries the spirit of wrestling and keeps it alive not gayWWE.

>We want Kross chants
Do you guys reckon they regret re-hiring Truth?

Zelina's an upgrade over Scarlett

>>19129229
I'm fine with it. I thought Scarlet was most hot but Vega is hot too and HHH made Black so I get it.

Ilja's gonna be out for a year plus again in no time

WTF

is Ilja the 2nd best seller after JD McDonagh?

>having to sell for a woman
Couldn't be me.

How long is the Strawman Man vs Food gimmick gonna last ?

>>19129187
>can't even start ilja's reign off with a clean win
honestly this would invalidate sami's reign too, this would be retarded
they should have given him like berto or ciampa or something

>>19129236
Literally who?

>>19129240
Has Truth done anything since putting his phone in a toaster? When was that, Wrestlepalooza?

>>19129231
Naturally, Black has never been good

I prefer smol over bimbo so, I am OK with this switch.

>>19129236
Kevin von Erich puts over the company that's dumb enough to pay his dimeless kids.

>>19129232
They're try to make Blake and Zelina the new Kross and Scarlett

Why have Smackdown crowds been the only ones to do any Kross chants since he left? He wasn't even on that show

I miss Kross.

>>19129248
Indies are non canon

>>19129215
Is this a baphomet thing? How big in the occult are they

>>19129229
scarlett is WAY hotter than zelina
they should have fired kross and zelina and then paired black and scarlett

>>19129236
This dimeless shitter went from Pizza commercials in the 80s to cosigning a coke snorting Nepo baby

>>19129250
About half as long as Epic Meal Time.

>>19129259
You should go fuck some sense into your wife before someone else does.

>>19129267
It’s just Aleister. Zelina is catholic.

>>19129272
Why is youtube content so cringe ? Prank videos too, we know it's fake and gay

>>19129203
Intriguing, what is the event tomorrow called?

>>19129236
No one else knows who the fuck the Von Erichs are nowadays, not even in DFW

>>19129275
Puerto Rican Catholic, it's basically witchcraft too

>>19129275
>Zelina is catholic
kek
all carribbean latinas practice satanism even when they say they are christian

YO THREAD BITCH

NEW FUCKING THREAD. NOW

I GOT SHIT TO POST

>>19128455
Hey, me too

Based match

THIS IS AWFUL CHANTS

THIS IS AWESOME

This match feels different and I like it

this crowd is very good

JESUS

Need to see this fucking satanist faggot botch a moonsault and break his neck like a little KWAB

FUCK ALISTER BLACKED

>>19129293
Where the stock image of the guy screaming into a megaphone

not really enjoying this match
pain is not entertaining me

Based CTE spot

>>19129306
I FORGOT IT

Reminder that Aleister Black tore his testicles in NXT.

I have fruit flies in my apartment and they won't go away no matter what I do.

>>19129308
well it shall just wait

>/pw/ shits on manlets
>turns out they're the best sellers in the business

euro-wrestle banger

kek that sell by aleister

>>19129319
you have to get rid of the fruit

I love this little nigga

>>19129325
Jds not a manlet

I get why Vince hated this guy. Even wrestling Dragunov, it's just fucking dull.

>>19129328
he didn't have to hold it for that long kek

>>19129319
Take your trash out more frequently and Google how to clean your drains.

Is this the begin of the new Jericho vs Benoit series?

>getting beaten down and pinned by another man while your wife watches
Is there anything worse?

The based russogermanic vs the cringe Dutch edge lord faggot

People who get excited about seeing themselves on the screen are fucking cringe.

>>19129337
do you think vince liked ilja

>>19129325
having good selling as a manlet is perfet for underdog matches

baking new

>>19129320
>>19129320
>>19129320
next thread

>>19129325
manlets are more aerodynamic so they can bump better

>>19129352
Good little threadbitch. Youre our little slut.

>>19129340
huh what you mean

>>19129331
Did that. Set up traps which caught about two dozen of them but, there is always one flying around my head when I'm watching TV.

>>19129358
shut up nigger tongue my anus

Zelina got BLACKED?

He's Iljaing up, brother

>>19129339
Bought a new garbage can with a tighter seal and change it weekly. I'm alone so, I don't make much garbage.

>>19129346
was Vince still in charge when Ilja became more promient in NXT?

BRAINBUSSSTTTAAAA

>>19129018
Why do I never hear about AAA events wtf? Do they have a weekly show or something? It’s so confusing