Thread 19174759

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>19174759 (OP)
Sounds about right, Mayu's ankle was fucked so she couldn't carry her part of the match.
Shame because their last match before Iyo left for WWE was fantastic - starts slow but picks up pace as the match progresses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A85LEsVyMXM

>>19174759 (OP)
I thought Iyo Sky was the best wrestler in the world. Shouldn't she be getting the highest rated matches ever?

>>19174759 (OP)
lel

I'd go 4 too. Wasn't that good.

>>19174759 (OP)
Too high desu, there were a couple of very bad botches

>>19174759 (OP)
219bros...
tossybros...

>>19174815
She only shows her real talent in backstage wrestling matches with dark talent.

>>19174759 (OP)
Iyo saw the small crowd they drew and said "fuck this" and wrestled a safe RAW house show match

>>19174759 (OP)
Iyo vs Utami got 4.75 last year. Is Mayu washed these days?

>>19174845
Same as the Utami match last year. Instead of getting over Utami it was Iyo Sky doing moves.

Uncle Meltzer putting his big fat circumcised Jewish cock in all of the Joshipedos' asses

>>19174826
the rating system is fucking broken to shit when 4 counts for "wasn't that good"

>>19174845
Where is this from? Can you post the rest?

>>19174918
It's not the rating system that's broken, just the expectations people put on it - Meltzer straight up said it was a great match.

Mercedes was always the psychologically better wrestler than IYO but fans mistake athleticism and smoothness for "good". Same reason CM Punk is better wrestler than Kurt Angle.

>>19174759 (OP)
Birb >> Iyo

>>19174938
yabai, yellowfeverbros...

>>19174845
No lies detected (I haven't watched the match yet)

>>19174938
Alexa and Charlotte carried her. The crowd was constantly chanting for Charlotte and dead silent for her.

>>19174845
I agree with Dave here, but doesn't he also give Will Ospreay 5 stars who does nothing but move exhibitions? Why is he only complaining about psychology now?

>>19174866
Mayu is injured, which Dave somehow didn't mention.
>>19174871
Sky is there to give Marigold buzz, not 'pass the torch'
>>19174926
How new are you

>>19174936
Asuka and Charlotte and Mayu are the best. Everyone else is in a lower tier and Mayu doesn't get to show it as much because she has to go along with the style of wrestling demanded of her.

>>19174965
>Sky is there to give Marigold buzz, not 'pass the torch'

Wow so the only way she can give them buzz is by boring squash matches. If only there was another way.

>>19174989
It was probably only a squash because of Mayu's injury, she couldn't do what she normally can do (as evidenced by her botch when her ankle gave out).

No mention of any injury in any comments on cagematch where all the joshipedos rated the match 9 or 10. Sounds like cope to me

>>19175013
The Utami match was also a squash. Rossy puts Iyo on a pedestal and the other girls just let her do everything while they stand there instead of having a match.

>>19175042
*yawn*

>>19175042
I mentioned Mayu's injury on the Seri match for a defense on why the match wasn't so good (rated 7) and I got banned for intentionally tanking the ratings of a match (first review ever). So maybe other people who didn't give Mayu a 10 and say she was the greatest ever had the same thing happen?

>>19175042
>cope
https://www.fightful.com/wrestling/mayu-iwatani-recovering-from-injuries-to-left-right-ankles-says-shell-be-fine-for-match-against-iyo-sky/

It would've been 5 stars in AEW

>>19175045
>they just stand there
You understand that there is more to wrestling than just offense, right?
Selling, being in position, taking moves safely, no one just *stands around* in a good match and Meltzer gave that one ****3/4.

>>19175098
cope.

>>19175100
The billy joel

>>19175084
Name three AEW women’s matches he’s given 5 stars.

the injury was a lie so she didn't have to go to mirai's farewell gauntlet or the matches 8 hours away by train.

she's done it multiple times.

>>19174759 (OP)
Mayu got 4 stars with 2 injured ankles, pretty impressive

>>19175100
>I don't have a counter-argument so I'll just call facts cope
You argue like a libtard.

>>19175127
>she pretended to have an injury that could risk the gate at the biggest show of her promotion, which she depends on for her livelihood, just to get out of participating in a match in which her presence would also boost said promotion
See, this is what cope actually looks like.

>>19174956
Yup. Omega vs Asspray in Japan was just Omega beating the shit out of Assplay. He's a hypocrite.

>>19175179
See, this is what someone who doesn't follow the product and Mayus mental illness looks like.

>>19175257
Nah, the only mental illness here is yours.

Score updated to 4.5 stars

>>19175573
Yeah, apparently it was a typo in the pdf.
**** is a good rating too though, anything over ** he thought was more than decent.

>Briefly, a dud match is one without any redeeming social value. Five stars is for something stupendous. I may see eight or nine five star matches per year. A negative rating means not only was the match worthless, but obnoxiously bad. 0.5 is for a terrible match, but at least there was a high spot or something. 1 is a bad match, 1.5 is below average but tolerable; 2 average, 2.5 kind of good; 3 Quite good; 3.5 almost great; 4 excellent; 4.5 better than you can ask for.

I would say more like 1/4*. It was a pretty shitty match. Mayu sucks ass.

>>19175689
Says the guy who didn't even watch it but has to false flag because of his JDS

So... It was a great match in his eyes?

>>19175699
Pretty much, now the haters have to pivot to how Meltzer ratings don't really matter and how he's a blight on the industry since their first attempt at concern trolling fell flat on its ass

>>19174936
>Same reason CM Punk is better wrestler than Kurt Angle.
How so? How do you figure that to be the case?

>>19175573
Whoopsy, 4.5 Stars confirmed

>>19176102
Birbfags...

>not even super exciting
>****.5
That will be $14.99 please

>>19174759 (OP)
You were saying?

>>19174759 (OP)
OP BTFO
>>19176173

>>19176173
Meltzer crumbled under the pressure

SAD

>>19176173
Kek Iyofags bullied him into updating the score
Kinda based desu

>>19176173
OP totally BTFO by a fucking typo, holy kekaroooooo

>>19176622
I mean to be fair it's not really a btfo if information changes after the fact

>>19174759 (OP)
>Please Meltzer, tell us what to like.

>>19174759 (OP)
Mayu is always the weak link in any match. Yet pedo smarks still glaze this shitter. sad

>>19174938
We love our workrate queen

>>19176173
kek maybe a 3 star if that. Match was shit. Old man is senile.

>>19176173
kek maybe a 9 star if that. Match was AMAZING . Old man is FINALLY COHERENT.

>>19176683
I literally do this

>>19174841
pretty much everything gets an extra 1-2 stars or so from Dave these days it's retarded. Women's matches in particular get overrated hard as fuck.

>>19174845
>>19174759 (OP)
Mayu was hurt. It was also a dave special where he takes off like a star and a half if it's WWE and gives a star and a half if it's gayew. see all the stars of david assplay has despite the fact no one has ever willingly paid money to see assplay

Midyu and Piggo suck and both kneel to Queen Tam. Marigroom and WWpEdo BTFO.

>>19177805
https://www.fightful.com/wrestling/mayu-iwatani-recovering-from-injuries-to-left-right-ankles-says-shell-be-fine-for-match-against-iyo-sky/

>>19175243
But that's why it's a based match tho
Kenny murdered Assplay

>>19177811
KEK! This all you have faggot? Excuses? Kenny, Osprey, and Okada are all injured and ball still have amazing matches. Truth is Piggo is obese and Midyu is washed.

>>19177827
Bah, we both know women aren't up to the performance standards men are.
The best men can put on matches that are a 10. Women are capable of 8s or 9s. It's just that the 8s and 9s that are usually put on these days by women are better than the 5s and 6s most guys are doing. Once men are putting on 8s, 9s, and 10s on a regular basis again no one's going to give a fuck about joshi but some of us are just trying to enjoy decent wrestling where we can get it.

>>19178580
The 3 star generals

>>19177811
>Cope
Mayu knew she would shit the bed and looked for an excuse

>>19178733
Damn dawg, this true?
Can't believe I believed that bitch.

>>19174871
>>19174845
I think Rossy books them as Iyo showcases. Plus Mayu was injured this time around.

>>19178580
Iyo's personal job squad.

>>19174759 (OP)
Imagine giving two shits about the opinions of a senile old weeb and his precious star ratings.

>>19178857
ya seethe?

>>19178848
'fraid so, tired of rooting for these losers.

How can stars be counted in decimals? You can't have half or three fourths of a star. Can you just flippantly make the sun a fraction of itself? I doubt you or anyone could. This leads me to conclude that reviews of any form of entertainment are dogshit slop for fucking retards and autists.

>>19177816
Yeah, I love that match for that same reason but it's hypocritical of Dave to use that as an excuse. Just be honest and say
>too long and gay
He'd honestly get more respect

>>19174956
Ospreay breaks his neck (literally) selling for people to get them over, though. It's the opposite of what you're implying.

Ospreay is a bumper first and foremost and a movez movez guy second, same as Ibushi (just better)

>>19177802
lmao it's funny because e-slop main events are guaranteed 4* no matter how putrid they are

>>19174956
>>19179432
assplay is just a moves moves moves guy, but dave loves him since he doesn't work for WWE.
I'm pretty sure dave has always been a retard who tried to do
>muh indie and muh japan better than WWE muh moves
just to be a hipster, but no one realized because people didn't have good access to japanese stuff until recently

Poor IYO

>>19174759 (OP)
generous desu

OPetty KWABOTY late contender!

very grim