Thread 19184799

Tonight at 7 ET Salt Lake City Utah
>WWE Women's Title: Tiffany Stratton (c) vs. Jade Cargill
>WWE Intercontinental Title Triple Threat Match: Dominik Mysterio (c) vs. Penta vs. Rusev
>Undisputed WWE Title: Cody Rhodes (c) vs. Drew McIntyre
>WWE World Heavyweight Title(vakant): CM Punk vs. Jey Uso

drewloseslol

CAWDYWINSLOL

We're all in here btw

>>19184815
Who is we?

>>19184799 (OP)
overbooked fucking mess

>Super Cody fighting off an injury to overcome Drew
Fuck off....

Good job, thread King.

why the fuck did this start so early? p.s. drew lost

if drew loses this i don't even know what to say

bakushin bakushin

we needs refs like this guy

Looks like an achilles injury to Cody bros....

>Cody wins
>Cody out injured
>Vacates the title
over for drew

>>19184821
World series starts at 7

Why isn't the "top" champion the main event of Saturday Night's Main Event?

ITS TIME DREWBROS

>>19184819
to be fair that was clearly adlib by cody

Show us those titties, sparkly bra

>>19184819
Happened with Bork... it's over

>>19184815
we ain't, fuck off or buy a banner

Dreeeewwwuuuuhhgghhh I’m not letting you winugghhhhhh because people like youggghhhh don’t get to be championuggghhhhh

you retards cannot possibly think cody is really injured

How does drew come back from this?

GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE CORNER RUDY CHARLES YOU RETARD

>>19184831
baseball

>>19184831
Because there’s clearly gonna be shenanigans in the Punk Uso match.

>>19184842
Move to AEW

LET US JOB TO YA!

are refs made of glass or are wrestlers super strong?

>>19184839
buy a banner for a free stream? are you retarded?

Is the match over? Is baked really that delayed?

>>19184841
it's a shoot injury just like seth

>>19184824
I’m a haru guy.

CODY CHEATING AGAIN FUCK THIS GUY!!!

>>19184831
SHE IS

Cody is a dirty piece of shit

BASED HEEL CODY

this ref has the self-preservation of a lemming

>>19184844
Who watches that dimeless shit?

Drew bros.....

>>19184848
He signed a 5 year contract last year. Remember the Rock giving him a sword?

>>19184842
beg logan paul to take him under his wing again

>>19184851
Wrestlers in kayfabe are like three times as strong as a normal combat athlete

obligatory ref bump hurr durr

Cody cheated bro

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

HAHHAHAHA
LAUGH AT DREWFAGS

Complete burial

Holy fuck its over Drewbros

B U R I E D
U
R
I
E
D

Lmao

here's how drew can still win

>Drewfags thought he'd genuinely win THIS time
kek

HEEL CODY

>>19184852
you're promoting it ya ding-dong

FUCK YOU PAUL

LAUGH AT DREW
PHIL ALWAYS WINS IN THE END

>>19184862
just you

>>19184862
americanos

Stupid ending holy shit

This applies to Drew too lol

I see why aew fans thought cody was turning heel all the time. dude cheats in every match

Thanks, Triple H.
I officially don't care about Drew Mcintyre. Jobber that's just filler for everyone's title reign. Get him the fuck off my TV.

DREWBROS LMFAO

alright now jey needs to win

if they had anything for drew but wanted a cody win then it would've been a double turn.
it's over for drew

Cody is a cheater!
Cody is a cheater!
Cody is a cheater!

>Cody is the face
>decides to cheat to win

I see

>>19184883
what's wrong with promoting a free stream that works?

>Dirty Finish
Based, Fuck Drewfags

How many times has Drew been buried in this year alone?

NASH IS HERE
HE'S BOUTTA GO
READY TO GET RAPED IN NINETY TWO

cody is a cheating S.O.B

oh wow what a surprise

Sad that my favorite players will job tonight

>>19184896
drew is fucking cringe and should not ever hold the title again

[serious inquiry] is there any way for drew to rebuild his stock after this? i genuinely don't think there is, i think he's done.

Clearly, this feud goes to Mania before Drew wins it.

>>19184903
bro..

>>19184908
That was practically a clean loss

What the FUCK happened? My stream lagged

Are they trying to give Cody go-away heat with the IWC?

and we're gonna do a ref bump tonight guys
its good shit

>it's free on youtube
>the ip harvester is still spamming his shitty malware

kek

>>19184916
DREW MCKEKINTYRE IS ALL ELITE

Lol Cody wins lmao

Triple H is not backstage at WWE Saturday Night's Main Event.

CODY RHODES IS NOT, HAS NEVER AND WILL NEVER BE A MAIN EVENTER OR ANYTHING BUT A GAY OIL DRILLING MIDCARD FAGGOT WITH A FAGGOT FATHER

>>19184916
speed champion time

What is the point of this feud? Literally nothing new for either character.

ANNNNNNDDDDD I'm out

>>19184903
Me to this anon's >>19184918 bussy

total drewfag meltdown

>>19184926
Drew NoMilly is here on Collision!

>>19184928
Based. He can't even bear to watch this shit card.

Come home drew

>>19184916
Dancing gimmick

Tiffy retains and Jade wins the rumble

That was it? Seemed a little anticlimatic.

>>19184903
My wife does this to me.

>>19184916
[serious response] no

WHAT TIME IS IT??????? TIME TO SEND THIS BITCH BACK TO AEWAKANDA!!

>injury angle

Jade obviously wins this. Fuck Triple K and his shit booking.

>>19184945
fuck would be the point of that

what happened to that black chick with the long hair gimmick
forgot her name

Knight and Drew will be in AEW by year's end. No fucking way they suck this shit up a year longer.

Jade Cargill makes my willy grow.

Drew and Knight must've done something backstage cause Holy shit kek

>>19184916
tag team with sheamus

This is truly the DUMBEST board in the entire history of wrestling boards.
I sure hope you faggots are just working a gimmick and not this retarded.

its incredible that the face of the company defending his top belt will end up having the least heat of anything on the card tonight

>>19184963
Might as well take Gunther too

>>19184963
AEW wont exist by early 2026

>>19184898
>>19184916
I don’t think so. Love Drew but now I see him as a kayfabe actual fucking idiot, and I don’t like dummies. Drew’s character is he is fucking dumb.

>>19184961
roh champion now

>>19184827
you're not a doctor because you watch House

>>19184961
Preggers

>>19184965
They did nothing besides being good people, good wrestlers and main eventers at that. and not sucking Triple KIKE's dick and downing his balls.

>>19184961
Bianca? Broke her finger at Wrestlemania and still hasn’t healed.

can't believe cody got injured and they still wouldn't let drew win

>>19184943
>begging for our sloppy seconds
KWAB
Maybe we'll let you have LA Knight with whatever anti-dimes name he used in the indies

I want Jade to win and I'm tired of pretending otherwise

I fucking hate this piece of shit so fucking much

>Buries drew
>Buries Knight
>Buries Gunther
>Cools off Bron

He's ruined my 4 favorites

>>19184964
yucky coal

I’d trade Drew for Buddy.

>Cody Stardust Rhodes
>face of the company
>2025
if you told this to someone ten years ago, they'd beat you to death on principle.

what a MISERABLE timeline.

>>19184982
pick better favorites

>Making Tiffy drop the strap to the dimeless DEI botcher
And this is just a setup for Jade vs Bianca at for a dimeless DEI mania match.

>>19184967
We all learned from the best, (You).

>>19184970
Nah. It'll just be on some self funded streaming service somewhere. TK will never let it go.

>>19184961
her finger is fucked. she can't bend it so she isn't clear yet

>>19184960
You're watching a glorified house show anon

>>19184658

>the "let's go drew" chants are as loud as the "let's go cody" chants. drew's heat is dying because people just want to see him win, nobody wants to root against him as a heel.

I think they're going to turn him soon. They're portraying him less and less villainous lately

Based Hunter teaching those self-maks Drew and Knight that you're not bigger than the company

>>19184979
>sloppy seconds
Half people in the card are literally AEW's sloppy seconds

My interest in the show is now ruined and my displeasure is immense

All I want to do now is shitpost

Sweet ad break music

>>19184982
You're so mind broken by standard booking angles, it's really quite amusing in a sad way.

>>19184982
Let's just invent some bitch and have her accuse HHH of LE HECKIN RAPE so we can save the product. Play Paul Kike's game against him.
if it's not geriatrics like him who can't accept mortality and reality then they're not getting a push. and also if they aren't Rhea who he begs to let him fuck her but she'd rather fuck nogs and make her fat cuck hubby watch.

>>19185002
uhh... hhh is a self mark

>>19184991
just put jade in NXBET for a few months like foreally

>>19184991
DEI isn't real, politics isn't real

basketball would be better if it was 70% white, almost all sports would be better

>>19184903
I jacked off to this porn, A LOT, back in the day.

>>19185010
i think you should find another hobby because this is causing you to go insane and i'm afraid you will self harm

Welp i'm out. I don't know what i was expecting but wrestling is so bad and got worse so fast that i just think i want to quit for many years. I never watched anything between 07-14 and 15-22.
I tuned in a bit with the shield and masked kane but it ended up bad anyway.

It will only get worse from now on. The board is also simp carnival and trash outside of gamethreads.

4chan is getting boring desu. Sad.

>tough time in our country right now
Why's it a tough time Cole? Who made it tough?

>>19184996
Mayu wrestled with this for months.

THE WEASEL

Can Comcast for the love of fuck buy WBD so they can put WWE on HBO Max? My uncle pays for that and shares it with him and they never glitch.

>>19184997
so why the fuck would they do a house show match on wrestlemania

>>19185022
kys

>>19184916
he keeps losing but unironically most of the time it's him getting screwed so he's somewhat protected in that fact.
>bad ref
>cody cheating
>DQ
>etc

somehow this big bastard is immune to shit that would bury other wrestlers. people were still cheering him loudly tonight despite him being a heel. I don't get it.

Post is a mark

POST MALONE HOLY SHIT

I saw saw Pauly shore in the crowd just now and I thought there goes the least funniest man I've ever known in my entire life and then they immediately showed me. Tony hinchcliffe and I was reminded no there is actually someone worse than Pauly shore

very on the nose triple h

>>19185003
Damn, Tony Khan must be a serial fumbler to let all that talent into the WWE.
Imagine if he just let Jericho come back while keeping Andrade lmao

>>19185005
>now
As transparent as a window pane.

kek post malone seems to be at every wwe show these days

Just remembered this garbage was tonight, what did I miss

kill tony

>>19185021
Can't. Too much sunk cost fallacy at this point and you know this so worthless fucking reply.

>floss pick
kek

Hey, to those of (You) that are upset over the result of that match,

Y'all should give AEW a try.

Not only is it far better wrestling, but you will enjoy it much more.

It's live on TBS on Wednesdays and Saturdays.

We don't bury people like Triple K is doing to Drew.

how shit is drew

literally who

Gotttt damn!

This bitch brought hail to my city. It was not raining 5 minutes ago.

Jade is winning, she's doing that wide eyed hyperventilating thing

That porn guitar is dimes, Jade is a shitter tho

>>19185025
You're comparing pseudo idols who have to prostitute themselves on the side to make end's meet(and they still have to give a cut to their promoter/pimp) to actual american stars

>>19185042
nothing

>>19185048
the biggest fag in that entire arena

all of my favorite wrestlers are getting booked badly right now and all the wrestlers I hate have been getting pushed

I'm KWABOTY

Jade would break me in half

I have Tiffy fatigue ngl

>>19185046
way over-choreographed sadly

>>19185048
Some make a wish aids victim

Tiffy's lost a shit load of weight this year.

>>19185044
i take breaks from wrestling all the time its easy if you have other hobbies. i got really into dragon quest

>>19185046
>Saturdays
Oh so it's live right now?
Imagine the ratings lmao

Big KWEEN booty!

I can't support Jade until she drops the dimeless "Black love" gimmick.

>>19185051
She can do that wide eyed hyperventilating thing on my dick if you get my meaning.

>>19185048
chris cornell

>>19185065
My dick has tiffy fatigue

>>19185031
no u and go back to /b/ niggerfaggot

It's insane how Jade can work for that insane body but can't get better at wrasslin.

>>19185081
Ya either got it or ya dont kid

Tiffy has mega booboo face

>>19185079
imagine how fatigued tiffy’s dick is

shrimp fag fix your stream

jade has a really good pump kick at least

ITS TIFFY TIME!!!! KILL THIS FUCKING BOONER POONER!!!

>>19185032
>b-b-but he is protected in his loses
>people still cheer for him
IF PEOPLE STILL CHEER FOR HEEL DREW THEN LET HIM WIN THE BELT FOR FUCKS SAKE
AND I LIKE CODY, BUT HIM GOING OVER THE ENTIRE B-SHOW ROOSTER EVERY SINGLE TIME ONLY MAKES THE B-SHOW EVEN WORSE

>>19185081
She's an NPC

>>19185080
stop crying ya fag

>squash match

KWAB

Heel Jade is kino
Brutalizing this whore

>shades of bret hart

Shut up lol

i hope yeetman wins
fuck workrate fags

>>19185071
i want to brother believe me but ive been following this shit for so long i have nothing else. it feels daunting to try to get into another hobby of any kind. i obviously massively regret it now and wish i cut my losses 15 years ago.

I do not like tiffy's lips
what do they call that look, I don't like it

Imagine being black and having the shittiest hair imaginable on top of being retarded

INDIE WRESTLER BRYGART STEEZ JUST TURNED HEEL ON WWE

Unless they're going to absolutely bury Jade they pretty much have to let her go over Tiffany here. Plus Tiffy could use some time off

this match will probably be short. they never let tiffany go long, and jade can't go long anyway.

>>19185046
It's on TNT on Saturday you dumb AEWtist
Getting real sick of correcting your shilling
You shill gAyEW but you don't even know what channels the programs are on
Lmao KWAB

>>19185104
>workrate
>old man phil

A storm is coming, and so am I

>>19185075
it's actually depressing knowing I'll never get to fuck a girl with the body of jade doggystyle

>Women: RESPECT US WE'RE MORE THAN JUST OBJECTS!!
>Also women: *half naked wearing ass straps*
Kill them all

Does jade have implants too?

I use the N word

>>19185105
i would like to ruin jade cargills gene pool

Squashed

tiffany calling loud as fuck
shades of cena

>>19185046
Nigger, WWE is bad now but AEW is complete garbage. I'd rather bump for 100 dollars than watch any of this shit.
>>19185098
turn on your monitor XD RAWR DINOSAUR

>>19185106
bogged

that was a cool spot

You're not gonna get too worked when Jey wins right? It's just wrestling.

>>19185127
What western female wrassler doesn't?

Next match please

Tiffany gonna beat Jade too because these shows are fucking filler and Paul isn't there to do his ego-boosting point pictures

>>19185055
I'm talking about and comparing the innate toughness of a slim, Japanese woman to that of a hyper athletic physical specimen like Bianca "lazy nigger" Belair.

tiffany is going to really hurt herself doing the swanton like that one day

>>19185144
is this a poliwhirl or a poliwrath

>>19185140
Nia Jax
Brie Bella

Yeah, The IC match will steal the show.

>>19185096
You're screeching now, bro. Log off.

SUPER CODY WINS AGAIN
LOL DREW LOSES ANOTHER FEUD

lol drew isn't even main event capable like Jey Uso

>>19185154
She does the flip way too late

>>19185072
It's gonna be on at the top of the hour and the ratings aren't gonna be good
They only got a two hundy last weekend, kek

>>19185102
raped?

>>19185114
people that hate yeet are workrate marks

BUH-dee

so punk wins then drew chases him

>>19185145
He wasn’t there when Ilja won; he just did the picture at a later date.

Jade is actually doing pretty well this match

SUPLEX CITY

Nobody even cares about those fucking traitors Pentagon and Rusev's match

KWAB

dont cross the king

>>19185136
you seem mad

p...punk is going to lose isn't he?

fuck man I'm sick of samoans

LETS GOOOOO

tiffy time? over
jade cargo? not over

FUCK

tiffykeks...

Guess Jade will feud with Bianca next in WM then

TRANSEXUALS BTFO
TROONS BTFO
MEN TO FEMALE BTFOS

BAAAAAASED

SQUASHED

That felt quick.

>>19185175
she's a little underrated i think, her and tiff have had good chemistry

Jey's winning too

TimmyTimeBros....

Cody must've politicked for this

Lmao Tony fumbled

>>19185145
the absolute state of (you)

Taffy time is officially over

Humiliation ritual

it is no longer tiffy time

>Drew loses
>Jade wins
Holy shit, this is going to end up being the worst event ever.

TIFFY TIME??

Yay an ugly gorilla nigger as champ. Yay

I was gonna say man if jade still loses just call it a day

Yikes imagine making this botching, charisma vacuum shitter your champ

they put it on the nigger bc jade wouldn't stop complaining about racism in the back on tiff. You hesrd it here. I work for this shit company

>Tranny Strappon
kwab

TIFFY TIME IS FINALLY OVER

fumble status?

my dick

>>19185191
Seems like it. Not gonna go over very well with the schizos.

>>19185178
no u

grim

this means Dom retains, Punk loses

Tony fumbled?

Dimeless ytboi's whore

>>19185150
>toughness
Necessity and how much their employer values them.
Chinky Iwatani has to wrestle injured(and service old men) because her pay is dogshit and if she doesn't wrestle(and service old men) she doesn't eat.
WWE actually treats their girls right.

yikes bro..

guess I'll be skipping the title storylines from now on since they mad ea negro buck the women's champion

best match Jade has had

>>19185051
nice

They don't call him Tony FUMBLE for nothing

Is the secret to good booking to be shit at the actual wrestling? You just get squash matches.

Can't stop belting up our sloppy seconds eh pigs?

>>19185215
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Damn she kinda squashed Tiffy

I wanna sick her tits

alright turn tiffy heel again

>>19185213
holy shit

Jade is hot as fuck but can't wrestle for shit.
Close enough, welcome back Divas era

Squash? that didn't last long

HOLY BURIED

>>19185154
>>19185165
You fags say this every week when probably Jeff fucking Hardy taught her how to do it

is she just female goldberg?

They're finally using Jade like they should as a power house. And Tiffany can now get some rest and come back with a new storyline

They're putting the belt back on yeetman tonight

Nice.

>>19185213
humillation ritual

>>19185160
Yeah, I am done with the B-show for sure, no point on watching that shit if it will never get any better

DEI match. Imagine having to sniff some niggers cooch in a pin to a loss.

tiffy time bros...

>>19185206
go ahead and swipe lola vice's and tatum paxley's panties for me bro

>>19185236
>the negro buck is hot

no, he is not. stop being a faggot

>>19185150
>toughness
it's not her call though, it's WWE's

>>19185235
>>19185247
nghhhhhhhhhh

>Let's give the title to someone who can't wrestle and can't talk
Brilliant.

Asian Brock Lesnar

Paul's voice sounds weird as fuck is this ad

>>19185220
Blah blah blah. Japanese girls respect the business and do their jobs. American blacks just want to collect their check and not work.

>>19185228
>Is still so obsessed with Jade they make a big deal of Mo-neigh beating her TBS title reign record
Oh no no no

punk is winning

Brock looking like he just woke up for that lul

dom shilling resumes

they should film the wrestlemania vegas ad again with tozawa, otis, rusev and drew

that Paul and Paul ad is shit because HHH as booker shouldn't be on that kind of ad, if he was performing or managing someone that's different

watch lesnar not even have a match at wm

NEW
>>19185278
>>19185278
>>19185278

Worst hour of wrestling all year?

Why is the IC title picture so shallow? How many times has Penta jobber to Eddie Jr?

dom is getting kinda boring but his match with dragon lee a couple weeks ago was good

Been away since SummerSlam. Is the Seth injury for real real or for play play?

>>19185262
who gives a shit about "workrate" in fucking womeme's wrestling?
just put the belt on the hottest girl and call it a day

>>19185268
>muh hecking wapanese waifus folded over 10,000 times by jaded salarymen
lmao, nigga just watch JAV

>>19185257
Sure it is. I'm sure she's literally begging to get back in there.

>>19185213
Imagine Cody in his locker room right now

>>19185283
Collision that bad?

>>19185171
your shitty hero put on the worst wrestlemania match in a long time KWAB

>>19185298
>just put the belt on the hottest girl and call it a day
You're not making a good case for Jade.