Thread 19197888

Set for tonight's edition of WWE Monday Night Raw on Netflix:

*CM Punk to make first appearance as new WWE World Heavyweight Champion.

*WWE World Tag Team Champions AJ Styles & Dragon Lee vs. Finn Balor & JD McDonagh.

*Nikki Bella & WWE Women's World Champion Stephanie Vaquer vs. Roxanne Perez & Raquel Rodriguez.

*Penta vs. El Grande Americano.

*Bayley & Lyra Valkyria vs. Asuka & Kairi Sane.

>>19197888 (OP)
>all these coma inducing tag matches
Yeah Paul doesn't give a fuck lmao

>Penta

Cringe

>>19197910
Penta board, pendejo.

>>19197888 (OP)
100% chance that Roxanne and Raquel Will intervene at Kabuki and Bailey if it is the main event.
Makes sense that her two would be on her own and fight for the tag belt

So it looks like Trump and Vince will be present for Cena's last match in December.

But the funniest part is that Phil who is now World Champion, cannot get out of that event since he's champion now. He will 100% be there to dance for Vince and Trump and so will AJ Lee lmaoooooooo

>>19197965
>He thinks phil cares
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lqdErI9uss

>>19197965
Would WWE fire Punk if Trump extended his hand and Punk flipped the president off? I have no doubt would shake his hand, but there's still that 1%

>>19197888 (OP)
>WWE World Tag Team Champions AJ Styles & Dragon Lee
kek good for them. why did they start teaming? I'm a big Lee mark fwiw

>>19197965
Punk is a landlord. He's a crypto-Trump supporter. He only does the liberal stuff for social brownie points

>>19197990
>RAW takes place in New Mexico tonight
>also the same state where the atomic bomb was tested
What could this mean?

>>19197990
He literally says this after every big show

>>19197990
this reminds me of when tony khan kept saying it was a new era for AEW a couple of years ago

>>19197990
Me and my friend "Mark" have stopped watching

>>19197952
Maybe? They all need some wins. I think Lyra and Bayley might get one considering they lost last week.

>>19197990
lets be honest the hardcore fans are the only ones left watching now they chased away the normal people so now you have to cater the product towards them

>>19197990
holy based! I'm tuning in for SURE now

>>19197992
Jej

>>19197990
Buddy is coming. It’s beautiful.

>>19197990
Landscapebros! It's happening!

>>19197990
what do the marks even want? i feel like wwe can do nothing to fix the negativity

who gave grandpa a belt

>>19198213
The lights are on, but nobody is home ahhh face

LEMME PLUSH FOR YA

FUCK
just became racist

>>19198222
the eyes of an arabian princess

>>19198275
YEAH

>>19197990
How do you get on Netflix and ESPN and still come off as a loser?

I'll still be watching though.

>>19198308
LA
BU
BU
YEAH!!

Triple H sucking that orange cock

>>19198374
slopping it up for daddy. getting it nice and spitty

this poster is psychotic where is the light source coming from?

>>19197910
you bitch made

>>19197888 (OP)
>*CM Punk to make first appearance as new WWE World Heavyweight Champion.
Cringe
>*WWE World Tag Team Champions AJ Styles & Dragon Lee vs. Finn Balor & JD McDonagh.
Based
>*Nikki Bella & WWE Women's World Champion Stephanie Vaquer vs. Roxanne Perez & Raquel Rodriguez.
Cringe
>*Penta vs. El Grande Americano.
Based
>*Bayley & Lyra Valkyria vs. Asuka & Kairi Sane.
Cringe

Yep, that's a gaytch booked show alright.

>>19198541
this

wait what the fuck americans changed to dst? this shit is way later now for me

>>19198541
ibou says heyman booked it

>>19197888 (OP)
why is the world champion stephanie vaquer involved in this midcard pissant shit
it seems like if it's not rhea or becky HHH won't treat the women's world champion like an actual world champion

all of this looks so boring asf
non of these people can draw
especially not the womemes

Raw gods it’s our night!

>>19197910
>>19197944
Why doesn't he uses the name Pentagon now that WWE owns AAA?

>>19198729
why would that even matter

>>19198611
The only way they can make it vaguely interesting is having Nikki turn heel on Vaquer, then Vaquer squashes the rest of the latino gang and we get back to our regular program of bangers with Iyo, Asuka, Giulia or Rhea

>>19197990
He really is just Tony Khan

>>19197888 (OP)
>WWE World Tag Team Champions AJ Styles & Dragon Lee vs. Finn Balor & JD McDonagh.
Again?
>Nikki Bella & WWE Women's World Champion Stephanie Vaquer vs. Roxanne Perez & Raquel Rodriguez.
Again?
>Penta vs. El Grande Americano.
Again?

>>19198735
Pentagon sounds cooler

I keep seeing this homeless girl when I drive around the city and she is really fucking hot and it's starting to bother me

>>19198842
homeless girls are free wives, but you just have to make sure they aren't mentally ill

>>19198851
I've only ever dated girls from the middle class and they were all fucked up in the head so she can't be worse. So what do I do, just pull over and ICE her into my truck?

How long will Punk hold the belt

>>19198867
He loses it tonight

thinking about maybe making popcorn for raw tonight. thoughts?

>>19198918
I am making popcorn for raw tonight. If you make some then we can both ponder
>I wonder if anon is thinking about me and eating popcorn at the same time as me

>>19198897
You wish kek

>>19197888 (OP)
I was gonna watch for the 1st time in a while today, but I just looked up Cena won't be on RAW until next week. Ehh prob for the best.

>>19197981
>why did they start teaming?
It was a bad joke that has run wild, they make me miss her a little more every week that goes by anon.

Tonight's Raw did not sell out even with Punk advertised as the new champion.

YIKES

>>19199123
Not even 7pm yet

>>19199030
They're introducing a Cena sponsored tournament over the course of the upcoming weeks.

>>19199123
>He expects the retards at new mexico going anywhere outside drug orgies.

>>19199123
grim

where is the episode? Netflix hasn't marked the [Live] notification

>>19197990
the hardys, matt cardona, you name it.

>>19199163
outside the US? it's daylight savings, we went back an hour

>>19199186
yes, mexico.
they got rid of that here 2 years ago

>>19199194
hopefully we will get rid of it too. it's bullshit anyway

>>19199123
please understand they all went to the dodgers parade it's a 13 hour drive

>>19199194
>yes, mexico.
WWE fans not beating the brownoid allegations lol

>>19197992
> in New Mexico
> card is 90% latinas

based.

>>19199085
huh r u ok bud

>>19199209
mexicans are white i'm r fraid

>>19198897
Punk needs an actual reign now. The angle of him getting screwed has gotten old.

>>19199123
reminds me of diesel

>>19199134
Oh ok. Maybe I'll tune in for a bit. Thanks

>>19198897
they should wait until the RAW after Survivor Series

>>19199238
seth's newest injury was once again a work and seth and punk feud over the belt!

>>19199268
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>19199219
They're working me like I'm a renowned AJ Lee Mark or sum

>>19199330
gotta be honest i didn't even notice the name pun
i havent been watching recently which is why i even asked about them

>AJ Styles & Dragon Lee vs. Finn Balor & JD McDonagh.

Someone needs to tell Triple H to tell the AI to stop booking the same match over and over again. New Day was right to mourn the tag division.

>>19199342
aj and lee were both being fucked with by the judgment day so aj took dragon lee under his wing

i will watch for roxanne and throw the tv in the trash when lyra appears

>>19199370
nobody else is saying this but several share the sentiment

>>19199370
both are beautiful and talented!

HHH sodomized me

Kabuki Warriors arrive
Prowling for young white dick
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQnRhmYAb1z/?igsh=MWlsaGo0bm5rdHRrZg==

>>19199433
I'm so sorry, wheels.

Hi, I'm new here...
What's a hogwheels and pigtits?
Are they former wrestlers?
Why do they reply to themselves for a whole thread?
Thanks

>>19199451
>mum
a pajeet made this

>>19199438
>she ate the mark steak

Kwab

>>19197888 (OP)
CERO ATTENDANCO

>>19199457
dumb yank

>>19199457
A Indian? So what ?

/pw/ has gone insane.

I like kairi asuka and Lyra and iyo.

>>19199492
Your tranny.

>>19199446
They're notorious power bottoms

>>19199499
Good morning sir.

It called RAW cause wwe fan get bummed raw lol

So does the Cena tournament start tonight

>>19199532
If you get rid of the RAW in raw and replace it with BUDDY you get Buddy.

>>19199550
No but your forced sissy transition does. Chez the cum punk is going to come out on air and read out your HRT script

>>19199487
is that any different than before?

Let me guess.
>can they coexist??
>jey ditches punk
>maybe LA knight helps him

>>19199556
>Porkwheels seething response
Jej

they implied non wwe wrestlersa are gonna be in the tournament does that mean we can see TNA and CMLL guys?

>>19199568
? I'm an E-Titan

>>19199569
no they meant amateur wrestlers

What are you fellas snacking on? I'm having pizza and chicken fingers

I work backstage, ive been employed by WWE for 19 years and have even wrestled Jericho. I was there when we found out what happened to Chris Benoit. It was fucking crazy. It was fucking mayhem. I was supposed to wrestle Benoit the next month. I cried.

Brock is squashing Punk tonight.

>>19199586
I ate at like 5 pm so I’m gonna much on some hot fries, eat some Greek yogurt and some pound cake.

Reminder that EST is the only timezone that matters and everyone else is just living in our world.

>>19199586
Diet coke and a burrito. Keeping it light (by my standards).

I really want to go see Cena next week but tickets are obscenely overpriced for a fucking Monday Night RAW.

I wish Bianca got fat tits

Are you ready?

Hi, guys!

>>19199569
>Build to...John Cenas...final match. Let's start off with...hmm... Mike Santana vs Mr Iguana *types all of this with only his index fingers*

>>19199602
We never needed them at all

>>19199589
> Brock is squashing Punk tonight.
Thats anti-dimes

I can't believe Phil won

Imagine the pop when Buddy returns.

Wait, they've literally never been to New Mexico before?

When Logan Paul isn't on the screen, every other character should be asking "Where's Logan Paul?"

THE LANDSCAPE

Poo
The desert setting is kino

If I lived in New Mexico or anywhere in the southwest I would kms myself. What a fucking hellscape unfit for White people.

>>19199634
Imagine telling someone 3 years ago that Phil would be the WWE Champion lmao

mystery niggas

>>19199642
Not raw

>landscape has changed
>Cody still champ

>>19199651
he's not

Yo yo yo. 148-3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9, representing the ABQ, what up, biatch?!

>>19199462
Popped me

>>19199642
Idk about RAW but they went to New Mexico for SmackDown and house shows.

OH MY HECKIN GOSH STREAMERS

Lol look at all these faggot Chezlet streamers. Faggots

Post Malone is a shoot Punk mark

>>19199658
World heavyweight champion. Same shit

HOLY GRIMOLA

Pretty loud crowd

JUSTIFIED CM PUNK CHANTS

Why didn't asmongold react to SNME?

Damn, Tony really fumbled

Doug Malo is here again

I hope that after Punk loses this title it's over for him and he retires. Good riddance

Punk is literally the best wrestler to ever live.

cm pank

rrrrreddit champ

>pity championship because Rollins injured himself being a KWAB

I don't rate this title reign

LOOK IN MY EYES
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
a bitch

>crowd loving punk
why is iwc hating on wwe so much?

jey wins the royal rumble again and beats cm punk at wrestlemania for whc

Massive poo

Imagine if he injures himself crowd diving again

>>19199684
But enough about ilja dragonov

starting to hate punk bc of the new cringe tiktok fat sluts watching because of rhea and then latching onto punk, he was my favorite for the past 15 years baka

>chick goes for a face full of Punk nuts
they can't contain themselves

FUCK PUNK

Today doesn't even feel like it happened yet.
Just another waste.

This fucking FAGGOT is NOT my champion

>phil's sweater with the words UNK on it
a bit esoteric no?

>>19199680
They'll do one last ride at it after he loses it to Seth, but he'll probably start moving onto a coaching/producer role.

>>19199694
Calm down Seff

LOOK IN MY ASS
DONT GIVE ME SASS
IM NOT A FAN OF EATING BASS

>>19199691
that part

TRANNIES FINNA SEETHE AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
IT'S MONDAY NIGHT

>finds group of Latinas and almost rubs his dick in their faces
Unironically a creep

>>19199693
Punk is a chick magnet and i can't still fully grasp why

>>19199692
That part, my fren

CM Unc

Who is going to interrupt him? Place your bets

haven't watched this shit in ten years, when did punk go from complaining about old guys going over and sucking up all the air to being champion at the age of fifty

>>19199692
Punk is a fucking faggot but being a contrarian and letting that affect your views is also faggot shit

cool sideplates

>>19199708
"creep" is one of the most effeminate words a man can use to describe another man

>>19199697
having a girl make you watch that crap is a pretty normal thing.

>>19199712
Gooner

CM PUNK
>CM PUNK
CM PUNK
>CM PUNK
CM PUNK

>>19199712
LA Knight

>>19199712
Bron

>>19199701
he's taking over NXT after shawn returns to his crypt.
nobody gets to the main roster without getting a bit of the chezmeister

>>19199712
USSSSSOOOOOOO

>>19199712
Paul and the Brons duh

Women shouldn't be allowed at shows

>victory lap
Young Cucks seething

>>19199712
Knight or Bron I would guess

holy shit
Is Jey Uso BURIED and KWABOTY?

>>19199712
two words, six letters
uh uh

>>19199697
>talking shit bout Ru Paul
He might be a giant fag but he's an entertaining giant fag

>>19199712
al-zarqawi, inshallah

YEET YOU, PUNK! YOU YEETING BITCH!

YOU DESERVE IT

>>19199712
L
A
SHITE
LEMME JOB TO YA
YEEEEEAAAAAAA

SEMEN PUMP

It's time for Knight's match for the big belt ass kicking

>>19199717
Yeah I know I need to stop being a faggot and letting it get to me

stream?

Isn't New Mexico where Breaking Bad takes place in? Is the cartel going to kill him?

AJ get back to work

>>19199712
bron

AJ Styles and Dragon Lee?

>ass that don't quit
ass that was never even employed

>>19199712
LA Knight or Gunther

>AJ Lee at home
what a great return she had

little misogynist there but ok then

>Ass that won't quit
ayo

TINY KWAB FUMBLED

>>19199748
https://watch-wrestling.eu/home-9/

muh wife

>>19199725
Give HBK the PLEs or something. Or like a monthly show. His schizokino is necessary. Make him specialise in the chaos for the bigger audiences.

I deserve nothing

>number one with a bullet
He's said this phrase like 3 different times in the past month

>ass that won't quit
He's completed his transformation to a lecherous oji-san

SHIT THE FUCK UP
DADDY BUY THIS STADIUM AND BULLDOZE IT DOWN

It's probably the beer talking Marge but you got an ass that won't quit... They got these chewy pretzels here awwesdff cxvnmwssfjf oweff.. 5 dollars? get outta here!

Hate Chez's faggot ass but those are some cool sideplates

This dude really changes his politics according to where he is. That was kinda sexist

>>19199751
nah, a gay Chilean single handedly took down the whole cartel by himself

HERE COMES THE MONEY

bro everyone knows you're fucking jackie redmond

kek did they just boo jey kek

>>19199765
cringe show that only had staying power with reddit, glad most have moved on

>jey uso
>crowd erupts into uproarious booing

hahahahaha

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

>boos
Jey is fucking done

HE SAID THE THING

HE DIDN'T WANT TO BE TONY'S FRIEND

We do love chez here

>>19199771
>number one with a bullet
>mah waif
is he going to shoot his wife?

>>19199730
You peep that? Lmao
Young Cucks are now once again back on the KWAB ballot I’m afraid

Kek he physically cringed having to say that

>>19199764
thanks, bro

>>19199779
>>19199781
he is counting the days until the DC Saturday Night Main Event and praying he doesn't have to stand in the ring with Trump and sons

seth getting booed still lmao

kek fuck seth faggot rollins

Kek

Seth in the mud

they weren't booing, they were saying ouce
fuck you

ROLLINS FINNA BTFO

>is a punk
>is here for money

yeetbros... it's over smarks won

>his entire gimmick is that he's here here to make money
Also
>hates people who have money

>>19199795
In 2027 after no showing a ppv

seffbros...

Based unc
Sefffags seething

finn balor first challenger

LA Knight already buried by Bron Breaker last week so he won't get a title shot KWAB

I was playing Legends ZA with my friends but I logged off to watch tonight. It better be worth it

>>19199812
except saudi money

Punk everyday fighting for that UFC commentator spot back

>>19199813
the cycle repeats

Just waiting for Bron to spear Punk

This is boring, how is he even a heavyweight? Sheamus should come out and beat the piss out of him

BBAJ

Just let AEW go, unc

Punk looks so old to me

AJ IS PHIL'S FIRST FILLER FEUD
KWAB
SOME RETIREMENT TOUR BUDDY!

>WOO WOO WOO YOU KNOW IT
Imagine the pop

>>19199812
His gimmick is that he was hear to make money, not friends, yet he still ended up making a bunch of friends because he talks harder than he actually is

>>19199821
what starter did you choose

Buddy will give him a Murphys Law. Great move btw.

Dom is one of the GOATs

JC MCDONAGH BROS

Since when face champions had to look for challengers?

>>19199839
Chikorita obviously, and fennekin

>I'm your huckleberry

Huh

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA

>Sheamus, you wanna bang?!
What did Phil mean by this?

>>19199779
Nigga Punk openly talks about wanting to fuck AJ in her ass everyday on his social media. You sound like a virgin.

FXXNBROS

The fact he's teasing all this leads me to believe it will be a short reign

RYBACK SPOTTED BACKSTAGE

AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LOGODS WE BACK

BASED LOGAWD

LOGANG

LOGANG

FUCK NO

HUMBLE

LOGODS

LMFAOOOO I CALLED IT

LOGODS
WE BACK

>Phil is a transitional champ for logod

Kek

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LOGANG

Get this part timer out of here

BASED

AYOOOOOOO KILL CHEZ LOGOAT

>Lochud Paul's drag race
no

>>19199848
You're a faggot obsessed with social media, you aren't, much better

LOOOOGAAAAAAAAANG

BASED LOGODS WE ARE BACK

Punk is shooting

THE PROTAGONIST OF WRESTLING

punk speechless before LOGOD

He said huckleberry twice

>>19199866
>thinking Phil is dropping the title to Logan

HUMILIATION RITUAL

LOGOD IS HERE!!!!

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>>19199844
Tranny choice. Should have gotten tEpig.

>Hey Triple K we need a fringe main event jobber to feed to our new champ
>I know just the guy!

When Logan Paul isn’t on my screen, everyone should be asking, “where’s Logan Paul?”

>belt stuck to his leg
Top lel

>boomer punk gimmick
I love it

>>19199887
fake and gay thread

Logan Stall

>>19199754
It's been years since I've watched RAW, but I'm tuning in because I want to see this SvR tag team. It sounds based.

>>19199900
NEW

>Mocking Seth with the belt twirl
>Belt got stuck around his leg
KEK

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGOD BROS WE BACK

holy fuck it really is the same thing every week
>new champ, oh no Logan Paul is here
>best 8 matches between new rivals
>dom are you horny for live or rosin
>shams here fella and he's tough fella and he'll prove it after the break
>becky launch is the man and you are woman oh no it's [x]
>BAH GWD IT TAG TEAM FINNISH UNTL PAY PER VIEW AT SUMMERSLOOMPLASOONAZA
>here Paul Heyman

>>19199874
wtf are you talking about bozo you're on social media right now

>>19199712
LoGang

>>19199909
We're Here BOIS!

LoGOAT is one of the very few genuine heels left in the business who can actually get a crowd reaction to hate him

Lol those dumb asses popped just because Logan said new Mexico and then immediately tried to switch to booing. Literally an arena full of morons

>>19199927
Shame about the face