Thread 19202363

Alright everyone, night one was an absolute kekfest, but now it's time for an even bigger drop of absolute KINO for all you ghouls and goblins to enjoy. To celebrate this Halloween, K-WAB Wrestling brings you a spectacle of violence and fuckery unlike any other. Night one was just the appetizer but this one is really the main course. On tonight's card we got:
>Sabu Vs The MAGA Butcher in a Death House match
>Terry Funk Vs Count Dracula in another Death House match
>The winners of those two matches will face each other in the finals of our first annual Crimson Crown deathmatch tournament
>Kane Vs The Undertaker in a No-Holds-Barred blood feast for the K-WAB Gigadimes Championship

PLUS:
>A new episode of Rock Talk
>A new Halloween 92 song from LyricKING
>Wolfie spins the wheel of misfortune

All this and more is coming to you LIVE from the heart of some castle in Transylvania. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you night two of SAMHAIN SACRIFIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!

>Intro theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/fhkgcb.mp3
>Official K-WAB Channel:
https://www.bitchute.com/channel/ANkif28xbBNW
>Official K-WAB Email Address:
pepevonerich@proton.me

>>19202363 (OP)
OH HELL YEAH SON

>>19202363 (OP)
Gay :/ Shant be watching

Soon Kane will face his maker.

First, a quick recap of night one. The entire thread can be found here:
>>19187849
Or here:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19187849/#19188135
We started by asking for belt design ideas, and the anons came through beautifully. After a promo from the Undertaker from the Church of Bones, The MAGA Butcher and The Sandman faced off in an exploding-boards warzone deathmatchm with Maga Butcher coming out on top. The Sandman had to face Jake the Snake's deadly Halloween game and spin the wheel. He lucked out and just had to go without beer for a month. Next, Sabu got a hard-fought win over Frankenstein's monster, eliminating him as well. Frankenstein had to spin the wheel, and he was then lynched by angry villagers (again). CM Punk showed up and started repeating the pipebomb promo, but he was interrupted by THE CHAD, Chad Rockwell, you proceeded to embarass him with his expert memery. After Terry Funk defeated his former student Atsushi Onita, Onita managed to no-sell the wheel of KWAB, telling everyone to fuck off like a boss. LyricKING dropped his first Halloween song, and then we saw Cactus Jack get absolutely ravaged by Count Dracula. And when we spun the wheel, Cactus' KWAB was to get thrown from a cage by the Undertaker (again). Next, New Jack and gave an epic roasting to all filthy troons after they tried to raid the thread. And now that brings you up to speed, so let's get on with the next episode of Saturday Night Metal

After months of feuding and chasing one another, Kane and The Undertaker will finally meet with the Gigadimes Title on the line! There will be no rules so anything can happen. These guys were interfering in so many matches and disrupting so many shows that I had no choice but to give them this opportunity to settle it once and for all. So tonight, our main event will be your K-WAB Gigadimes Champion KANE Vs The Undertaker.

And now here's a few words from Count Dracula, the local favorite here in Transylvania. He's going to tell us all about the horrors of his early life.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/ulSJ919TepPH

Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it will be a special DEATH HOUSE match! The winner of this match will move on to the tournament finals and contend for the Crimson Crown!
Introducing first...from Bombay, Michigan, weighing 236 Pounds...he is the homicidal, suicidal, genocidal death defying madman known as SABU!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/IJ1LdOC3u5FV
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/zgfmeb.mp3

>>19202441
damn this is some impressive shit here PVE

And his opponent...from Goddamn, West Virginia, weighing 230 pounds...he is one half of the MAGA Powers and the infamous innovator of all-American violence...THE MAGA BUTCHER!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/e2jPSY4yOx4T
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/z58p5a.mp3

And here we go with the first semifinal match of our first annual Crimson Crown deathmatch tournament. A DEATH HOUSE match is basically a cage match with various other kinds of fuckery added. There are many possible variations on this match but we will only be seeing two of them tonight. Anyway, here is Sabu Vs The MAGA Butcher!

https://www.bitchute.com/video/cjWsSX8uwPuX

Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner...The MAGA Butcher!

>>19202491
Based

>>19202491

Flair is laughing backstage right now.

now time for rock talk with grug! grug show have new format this week, big chief pepe say old one too hard. take too long, make shows late. but grug not going anywhere, grug know tribe like grug show, so grug back. now grug dance for you.

now grug want everyone in tribe to get two rocks and clack together. YOU DO NOW OR GRUG BONK! ok you have rock? good, now put rocks together for this week guest....WOLFMAN!

>>19202494
>>19202501
That was just the beginning, the other three matches are the three most high-effort matches I have ever done. You're in for some good shit tonight boys.

Samhain Sacrifice is sponsored by autism

Ok now we talk to wolfman and maybe we find out why so many grugs disappear in forest on full moon night.

Rock Talk Episode 3:
https://files.catbox.moe/6t0qx0.mp3
Rock Talk Opening theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/5ra7jk.mp3

>>19202374
Get fucked, faggot.

>>19202529
Grug is /ourguy/

Hello everyone, it's your fren, Frenly Apu, and we have a very special guest in the crowd tonight! I have the honor of introducing the 45th and 47th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump!
>Thank you, thank you...it's an honor to be here, I just want to say I love what my good friend Pepe Von Erich is doing here. He's a classy guy like me, and he's also ridiculously rich like me, and I know that because he paid to fly me all the way out here to this god-forsaken hellhole full of vampires and zombies and werewolves and what not. But that's ok, the secret service is having a lot of fun, they always wanted to play "House of the Dead" in real life, and they're having an absolute blast. This show is huge, it's the biggest, the grandest, the most amazing spectacle in the history of all amazing spectacles, just like me and my glorious presidency. Keep it up boys, and maybe...just maybe...you can make professional wrestling great again.

And his opponent, from right here in Transylvania...We don't know his weight because he killed the weigh-in guy, so here is the legendary prince of darkness, your local community leader, COUNT DRACULA!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/NyfQot8l8xz0
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/9a8hzi.mp3

>>19202557
He absolutely beat the fuck out of Cactus last night; this guy ain't no frisky walk in the back alley of Detroit, that's for sure.

from Amarillo, Texas, weighing 247 pounds...he is the king of hardcore, Terry Funk!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/PwnPNymqjK3c
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/ve1aka.mp3

>Promotional consideration provided by...

>/tv/ calls it "the gayest shit they've ever seen" and "Fuck off back to the /lbgt/ board with that shit."
>critics everywhere are ranting and raving about the sheer schizoid unmedicated faggotry to grace their screens in ages

>George R. Lundy
>Connor Tait Davis
>And introducing Henry Dee Chew Lundy as "wolfie's real dad"
>Starring in:

>"Hey Robert..."
>Cumming soon....

And now we've got the unholy prince of darkness against the meanest old dog in the pound! It's Terry Funk against Count Dracula, and the winner will go on to the finals. This is another DEATH HOUSE match, but this one is a little worse because it has bars on the floor too!

https://www.bitchute.com/video/Fumq3rEkv7Wn

banstack

>>19202540
>>19202529
me liek grug too and this grug get good digits. in my tribe we call this BAWK

Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner...Transylvania's own Count Dracula!

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>>19202617
What the fuck is this shit?

>>19202619
With your permission, I would like to officially add Troon-B-Gone to the list of K-WAB comedy commercials. This one is very good indeed and I can see you've put a lot of effort into it.

>>19202595
great match but damn that was brutal

Lundy is a furry

Hey I don't watch but I appreciate the effort you put into this man, might check it out later. Keep doing whatever makes you entertained.

>>19202636
By all means, go ahead and use this product for promotional consideration, including the customer testimony seen here>>19202622.
You're also free to use Troon-B-Gone, NOW in tablet form!

Alright, here's the progress of our Crimson Crown deathmatch tournament so far. It's all come down to Count Dracula and The MAGA Butcher, and they will settle it in the craziest deathmatch that K-WAB wrestling has ever done.

We will now take a short 15-minute intermission before resuming with the show

Where the Lyrics King song? Please tell me it's Monster Gash

Here's lundy admitting that he's on pw 24/7

Guess who's walking out with the fucking gold tonight?

>>19202679
>"What a cringey bitch! Oooooh yessss!!!"

Well, my friends, once again you find yourselves down here in my dark and spooky lair...awaiting the judgement of the snake. The ol' snake played most of his cards on night one, but I got one more hand to play. There is someone here who absolutely deserves to play the game...since he was not in the tournament, I've devised a special KWAB for Wolfie. He will have a chance to avoid his KWAB if he can win the game. And tonight's game is called...the wheel of misfortune. So step right up Wolfie. All you gotta do is spin the wheel and make the deal.

Spin The Wheel, Make The Deal Promo:
https://files.catbox.moe/w3o4t8.mp3

>Round and round and round she goes
>Where she'll stop, nobody knows

>>19202733
Should book a match where Bryan beats the shit out of him, Jake.

Oh my, it looks like you've landed on the KWAB you dreaded the most. That's right, you're about to be raped by the 92 crew yet again...unless you can win this little game...step on up to the stage, Wolfie...it's time to play wheel of misfortune, with your host Jake the Snake. Hahahahahaa.

Alright Wolfie, here it is...your last chance to avoid your KWAB, your last chance to avoid being raped by the 92 crew. You already spun the wheel, so now you just have to try and solve the puzzle. I'm sure you must be feelin' a lot of pressure, and the ol' snake knows all about that. But I'm gonna be honest with you, Wolfbitch! I don't like you at all, and I hope you fail so that I can watch you get CORNHOLED by those spooks one more time. So what's your guess, Wolfie? You spun the wheel, so now it's time to make the deal. Oh by the way, we got two other contestants too and I think you know them well.

>>19202768
TICK TOCK, WOLFBITCH!
Be like Kevin Nash. Try and see if you can buy a bowel.

*DING*
>Since that little bitch failed, I would like to solve the puzzle. I don't need to buy no vowels an sheeeit cuz these are the words we said to Kevin Nash right after we raped his ass for the first time back in the SIZZLIN summer of 1992. The answer is KEK WHAT A BITCH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Why yes, Mr. Mabel...that is the correct answer. And we all know what that means. It means that Wolfie is now going to be raped by the 92 crew. I'll save you all the terrible sight of his bunghole being plundered repeatedly by an army of horny ghetto pavement apes, because that's too scary even for Halloween. But as you can see, the 92 crew is collecting their prize right now, and they'll be taking him out to the dark Transylvanian woods to give him the spookiest rape of his life. That's it for the ol' snake's games for now, but I'll see you all again real soon. Trust me.

Hey, check this out, I'm looking at our backstage cameras and it looks like someone is messing with Dracula while he's asleep. Whoever it is, they better hope he don't wake up, that's all I can say.

>>19202648
Much appreciated good sir. It will be included in the next episode of Saturday Night Metal. Good contributions like this are always welcome.

>>19202818
hell yes get raped lundy not that it's anything new for you

Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest will be the finals of our Crimson Crown deathmatch tournamant. This match will be the first-ever 420-CINDERBLOCK BARBED WIRE EXPLODING TIMEBOMB DEATHMATCH!!!!!!!!!!

Introducing first, from right here in Transylvania...We don't know his weight because he killed the weigh-in guy, so here is the legendary prince of darkness, your local community leader, COUNT DRACULA!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/NyfQot8l8xz0
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/9a8hzi.mp3

>>19202825
N-n-no way....
...could it really be...??

And his opponent...from Goddamn, West Virginia, weighing 230 pounds...he is one half of the MAGA Powers and the infamous innovator of all-American violence...THE MAGA BUTCHER!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/e2jPSY4yOx4T
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/z58p5a.mp3

Alright ladies and gentlemen, here it is! The finals of our Crimson Crown tournament, and this will be a 420-CINDERBLOCK BARBED WIRE EXPLODING TIMEBOMB DEATHMATCH!!!!!!!!!! We pulled out all the KINO for this one because this one is for the Crimson Crown! And now I give you: Count Dracula Vs The MAGA Butcher!

https://www.bitchute.com/video/c3uyzH2LiImG

Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner...AND NEWWWWWWWW K-WAB WRESTLING KING OF THE DEATHMATCH...THE MAGA BUTCHER!

Celebration Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/cstjre.mp3

>>19202949
HULKAMANIA LIVES!!

>>19202975
That's right brother! Here in K-WAB wrestling, we intend to keep Hulkamania alive forever.

>>19202976
>Dogpaddles his way to Europe
>Joins up with Maga Butcher, unified for their love of America
>goes over death itself, brother
>screws Dracula out of the win and sends his coffin sleeping ass back to the grave.

Hogantranny on suicide watch
>

And now, I would like to introduce tonight's special musical guest. He is the Vice President of K-WAB Wrestling, my brother, the one and only LyricKING!

Thank ya, thank ya very much. I've been working on my Elvis impressions lately so that I can develop a good promo voice, but that's a matter for another time. Tonight, I want to drop a special Halloween 92 song for all the 92bros to enjoy. This one was written not just by myself, but by the board. I can't very well give a songwriting credit to "that one guy in that one thread", so I'm just giving the whole board credit for this one. Anyway, here it is...a spooky little tune about the rape of Kevin Nash in the terrifying, horrifying, spooky, scary, BLOOD-DRENCHED summer of 1992.

THE MONSTER NASH:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/uka9FLCx3SKG

>>19202887
absolutely phenomenal

>>19203012
Glad you like it fellow 92bro. I feel like this one is real special because it's a collaborative work which allowed everyone to contribute their best material. I literally couldn't sing it at first because I was laughing too hard lol.

Alright, everyone, it's almost time for the MAIN EVENT. Kane and the Undertaker are going to go at it for the Gigadimes title in a no-holds-barred slobberknocker for the ages!

ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall with no holds barred, and it is for the K-WAB Wrestling Gigadimes Championship! Introducing first, from Death Valley, weighing 309 pounds...The Undertaker!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/hZaZ0xtXXQp7
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/qs1oly.mp3

>>19203034
hell yeah let's do this

And his opponent, from parts unknown...weighing 323 pounds...he is your reigning Gigadimes Champion...the big red machine, KANE!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/ry6YrqlrfEfy
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/o85wjn.mp3

And now, we finally come to the last match of this epic event. The main event, where Kane and The Undertaker will meet to settle it all. You've heard the story, you know who they are. All that's left to do is see who will emerge from Samhain Sacrifice as the last monster standing. It's Kane and The Undertaker for the Gigadimes Title, it's Live from Transylvania, and all you have to do is click below....If you dare.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/LEC7xhtSxp6o

Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner...AND NEWWWW K-WAB WRESTLING GIGADIMES CHAMPION...THE UNDERTAKER!

>>19203088

HELL YEAH, HE DID IT!!!

Kane...You FOOL! I allowed you to think that you had beaten the reaper, but you should have known that your fight was over before it started. All I had to do was spill a little of your blood, and your fate was sealed. Now all of the weak and pathetic mortals of K-WAB can gaze in horror and know that a new era of darkness and evil is upon them. Kane...I said I would send you back to hell...I told the devil himself that I would send you back to hell...and now the dark task has been completed. And as the hounds of hell feast upon whatever is left of your soul, Kane...you will never...REST...IN PEACE....
*GONG*

>>19203089
Here is one of my creatures of the night. Here at least is one mortal who has accepted that their world is about to change forever. As the new champion, I will reign with blood and horror. Those who are wise enough to acknowledge their new evil master will be the only ones who do not end up twisting and writhing in the eternal flames of Hell.

Best show you've produced yet. Can't wait for the next one, especially the next PPV.
Finally got something to look forward to coming to this board to every week.

>>19202363 (OP)
How do you even watch this shit

>>19203113
>>19203118
I sincerely doubt this is the last we've heard from him.

>>19203125
With our eyes, numbnuts.
Eat shit and kill yourself, faggot.

Ladies and gentlemen, I can't believe what we've seen tonight, loads of supernatural fuckery and some amazing matches that will probably stand as some of our best work ever. I thank each and every one of you for...hey wait a minute, I'm seein' somethin on the security camera here...

OH SHIT! IT'S THE TROONS! They've been pissed off ever since they heard that I banned them from this company, and now they're tryin' to swarm into the castle like zombies on us! MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS! WE MUST DESTROY THE ARMY OF ZOMBIE TRANNIES!!!

>>19202589
>>19202698
Holy fuck, we even have some based movies coming out soon.

OH MY GOD!!! The Hulkster just flew into the castle courtyard in his monster truck and flattened all them trannies! And now he's spinnin' his wheels, spraying tranny blood and guts everywhere! He's makin' a terrible mess though, so I hope one of these witches in the crowd's got a good cleaning spell! In any case, it seems that the tranny zombies have been defeated for now, but zombies usually come in waves so they could be back.

>>19203149
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!

>>19203152
HOLY BASED HULK!!!!

>>19203121
Thanks brother, glad you liked it! And if any of you would like to help fight the zombie troon menace, feel free to make tranny death memes and post them in this thread. Everyone can participate and take their turn! And I'm even gonna drop some things to help you out. here's the background for a start.

and here's a troon for you

>>19203121
Speaking of PPVs, I wonder if K-WAB is going to have it's own Wrestlemania? I was thinking of names like "SuperSlam" or "WrestleFest", but I leave it to PVE.

Here's a hanging troon. That's right, it's Halloween so I'm filling all your candy bags with powerful meme weapons!

>>19202363 (OP)
Kwarb wrestling?

>>19203165
We will indeed have such an event, but I don't think now is the right time to drop the name or any other information about that. However, I will tell you that it is not going to happen until April. This show was incredibly difficult to prepare, and not just because of my unexpected hospitalization. I really don't think I should attempt another show of this size until a number of issues have been sorted out. However, I am going to try and do some kind of a gigashow event in January. I can't make any promises on that one yet, but it is penciled in.

And here's another troony transparency for your memeing pleasure. This one is dead and bloody.

>>19203137
IS HE HECKIN LITOROLLY STANDING IN THE FIRE LIKE **IN** IT??

HECKIN BADASS!! UPDOOTERINO

>>19203152
Great finish, and you even worked out some audience participation as well. The whole show was a home run and well worth the wait.

different face here

another face variation

last one here, this should be all the troon transparencies that anyone needs to create some good tranny death memes. Have fun boys!

>>19203173
The only raped bitch here is Lundy's asshole after Henry Chew'd through it.

Here's the monster truck if anyone wants to use that

Alright everybody, the show is finally over. I don't even have the words to express how I feel about this, it's been a hell of a ride for me. At times, during this process, I felt like a deathmatch wrestler myself, mostly because I was in a lot of pain and had to abuse a variety of drugs (both legal and otherwise) in order to get things done. My brother also stepped up hard here, he was responsible for more than a little of what you saw on this show, so give him a big share of the credit as well. Ladies and gentlemen of /pw/, I want to thank you, and I mean each and every one of you, for giving us the opportunity to entertain you and to engage in the most autistic fun that we have ever had. Without our great fans, this company wouldn't mean jack shit, so if you loved this show as much as I did, I want you to thank yourself as well. Until next time, this is Pepe Von Erich signing off and this has been SAMHAIN SACRIFICE.

>>19203222
CHECKED TRIPS!
For the love of god, please rest and heal up. This show was a monumentous achievement for someone having recovered from recent surgery and the ensuing healing process afterwards. It was worth the wait for both halves of the show and I can't wait to see whats in store for the next episode.
This is turning out to be something this board has needed for a long time, troons be damned and wolfie be raped.

So many dimes drawn and waves made.

The champion taking his first victim for the new era of darkness.

>>19203255
Oh hell yes! I was just about to go to bed and checked the thread one more time...this is mmmmmmmmmBADASS!

>>19203235
I've said a whole lot tonight, so to this I will just say thank you, and I really do mean that sincerely. May the powers of KEK bless you and yours.

>>19203222

No matter if you gonna read this or not, but let me say, thank you for that hell of a show. It's not easy nowadays to find any good wrestling program, so I wish for this to go on for a long time and if we make it next October, I would love seeing Freddy Kruger for the next Crimson Crown Tournament. But for now, get a rest, heal up, until next SNM. I will probably be there.

kabump

>>19203255
BASED

>>19203075
pure hellish KINO

>>19203127
same here, id bet that this story isn't over

>>19203137
maybe that faggot finally did kill himself lol

>>19203158
DIE TROONS DIE

>>19205880
No, he'll be right back at the next event bitch, pissing, moaning and sharting cause like all faggots, they have to draw attention to themselves even when they don't like the thing you're actually paying attention to. He's currently being raped by the 92 Krew as per his spin of the wheel, so he'll be showing up here next Saturday while doing the walk of shame.

>>19203441
Freddy almost made it into the tournament this year, actually. I was originally going to include four halloween monsters but in the end I decided that was too much. We're thinking that there will be two halloween monsters each year, and next year will probably be Freddy and Jason.

Based and Kino Thread

>>19203158
>I am the tree of a thousand dead troons
>ACKing themselves by the light of the moon

>>19203158
callin reinforcements from /pol/

>>19206709
He's currently melting down over Poi

>>19208442
Oh for fuck sakes...you know, man? I don't keep up with the latest gook of the week. Who or what the fuck is Poi? Is that some bug he's crushing on or are you referring to the fish? What is it about this 'Poi' that's got ol' wolbitch's stanky bussy all up in a tizzy?

>>19208515
It's a joshi

>>19208677
Of course it is.
Pedo needs his pedo fix, I guess.

>>19208515
Poi is the racist fairy princess who loves to throw nigeru into her volcano.

Check this out, exactly 92 views on Mabel Vs Wolfie.

>>19203255
>>19206706
>>19208144
>>19208262
Good work boys, we got them tranny zombies on the run. I found one trying to sneak in through the back, and he's going straight in the oven.

>>19208894
slight improvement

>>19208894
>>19208963

Oh damn there's more of 'em trying to get in! Fire up the extra ovens, boys. We're gonna be busy for awhile. We might just be burning tranny zombies all night.

>>19208968
TOASTY indeed

>>19202363 (OP)
You're queer. You're gay. You're homosexual. A poof, a poofter, a ponce. You're a bumboy, baddieboy, backside artist, bugger. You're bent. You get chased by that arsebandit. You lift those shirts. You're a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. You dine at the downstairs restaurant, you dance at the other end of the ballroom. You're Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. You're a limp wristed, musical watching, ticket holding friend of Dorothy.

>>19208992
But does any of that UNRAPE Nash?

>>19208992 You're famous >>19202589

Based Hulk dealing with the tranny menace.

>>19208976
absolutely based. and it fits because bitchtits was raped in the year of 1976 as confirmed many times. and we also know he's a troon because he posted that infamous buttista pic

>>19208992
>You're queer. You're gay. You're homosexual. A poof, a poofter, a ponce. You're a bumboy, baddieboy, backside artist, bugger. You're bent. You get chased by that arsebandit. You lift those shirts. You're a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. You dine at the downstairs restaurant, you dance at the other end of the ballroom. You're Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. You're a limp wristed, musical watching, ticket holding friend of Dorothy.

>>19208992
and you eat corn the long way

>>19209092
RARE DOUBLE KWAB

Looky here boys, >>19208992
it's another one of them tranny zombies! There must be another wave comin, I'm deploying the Fourth Reich so they can drop some Zyklon bombs!

>>19209147
Jesus...they just don't fucking quit, do they? They catch wind of something awesome happening and now they have to show up and flood the board with fake KWABOTY and other assorted tranny shit.

Gonna need industrial sized cases of Troon-B-Gone before this week is out.

Just in case anyone is finding out about K-WAB for the first time, here is a list of links to previous show threads:
Samhain Sacrifice Night 2: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19202363
Samhain Sacrifice Night 1: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19187849
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 9: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19031496
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 8: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18976080
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 7: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18926176
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 6: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18812145
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 5: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18761416
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 4: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18700473
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 3: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18636314
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 2: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18303396
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 1: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18232795
Independence Day Rumble: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18159930

>>19209227

Are you taking a break this week or can we expect SNM this Saturday?

>>19209147
Holy shit is this pedo boiling

>>19209200
Why did you drop your trip? We all know this thread is just you talking to yourself and playing with your dolls.

>>19209273
Kill yourself, troon.

>>19209277
see>>19208811
there's definitely more than 1 person lmao

>>19209277
>we
You mean the voices in your walls? Take your meds, faggot. Or save the medical community the time and money and just kill yourself instead.

>>19209292
noice i got me a double KWAB too

>>19209299
no that was a TRIPLE KWAB, surely one of the mightiest gets possible. this is even more proof that nash was raped without mercy or lube in the summer of 1992.

The trannies have arrived on the board and they are mad.

>>19208707
She's a 30 year old woman you fucking dumbass.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natsupoi

>>19209294
Kek seethe

>>19208992
You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin din plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're an unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer

>>19202386
>>19202424
>>19202682
>>19203055
>>19203075
>>19203088
>>19203089
>>19203113
>>19203118
MMMMMMMMM now that's one baddass promo kid

>>19210229
BAWK

why is this called Samhain?

>>19210429

Samhain is a celtic festival which Halloween originates from.

>>19210466
Based and informative

>>19210466
correct, samhain is similar to the mexican "day of the dead" holiday, which is itself descended from the Spanish Celtic version of the holiday.The names have changed and it all got christianized at some point but Halloween is one of the oldest known holidays.

>>19209815
I don't care or watch gook bug shit, you cheese smelling glue bag.

>>19209846
Die fucking mad about it, tranny.

>>19210204
so many new slurs for pedos that I've never heard before. many many keks were had.

>>19211046
All because wolfbitch is butthurt.
He's the lolcow gift that just keeps on giving.

>>19209247
We are going to try and get episode 10 done in time for this saturday, but I honestly can't say for sure. Samhain Sacrifice really took a lot of my time and mojo, but we do believe we can at least deliver an episode for Saturday. I hope everyone will forgive us if that show is not quite so jam-packed with extra content. Episode 10 will be a rush job but that's nothing new so I think we can do it.

Oh look at that! Shingo and Poi are rounding up tranny zombies and tossing them into the volcano! And I think I hear them playing this little song while they do it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgWXF32nxLs&list=RDdgWXF32nxLs&start_radio=1
BAH GAWD it's a sky-high tranny-tossin conga party and everybody's having a good time except the trannies.

fixed the hands, first version was made in a hurry

>>19211292
>Episode 10 will be a rush job but that's nothing new so I think we can do it.
Even well remembered programs like Hardcore TV had filler episodes. Don't sweat it.

Look at the top of the tower! Could it be? That's THE WALL! He catched one of those tranny zombies!

>>19211292
KWAB!!

In all seriousness, the fact you were able to pull of a show this good with all things considered going on in your life with your health is admirable. Heal and rest the fuck up and if the next show is tamer, that's just par for the course after a ppv. Do what you gotta do.

>>19211926

It still will be promising for a filler, considering the match ups we have.

>Main Event: Sabu vs. Ric Flair for the K-WAB World Heavyweight Championship
>"Hangman" Adam Page vs. Captain Confederate
>Mr. Perfect vs. The Tourettes Guy

>>19211979
I appreciate your kind words sir, and I mean it when I say that it was not an easy thing to do. But to achieve great things, sacrifices must be made, and so the name of this show ended up being a little more literal than I thought. I guess I better get started on that next episode, but I have just one more meme to drop first.

>>19211996
>Mr. Perfect vs Tourettes Guy
I am so fucking looking forward to this one, you have no idea. Taker's days with the Gigadimes title are numbered.

Oh damn, and now Terry Funk is doing his part to help fight the troons! He's been making pipebombs all this time, and now he's usin' em to blow all the rest of those troons to kingdom come!

>>19211292
omg so many 92 gets in this thread, I can't even count them anymore.

>>19212260

Would be funny if he grabs the belt from the Deadman but I doubt, I would like to see David Benoit getting back to it, since he technically didn't lost in his last titlematch, thanks to Taker.

Hey guys is this the asian pedo thread?

NASH = GAPED

>>19202363 (OP)
i wish i could enjoy these threads

>>19213040
why can't you?

>>19213047
i don't really know what's going and i don't think i'm autistic enough plus there's something about wolfie idk i wish i could enjoy them because they seem high effort but alas

>>19213055
It is a strange kind of show, but it's not that hard to follow. All you have to do is read the posts in order and enjoy the media therein. The show is presented through a variety of media. If you have any questions, just ask someone. If you need to catch up on previous shows, there is a list of them here >>19209227. Hope this helps fren.

>>19212652
If you're looking for Lundy's dad, go check the jail he goes to for his weekly conjugal visits.

>>19213040
Dude, its like any other wrestling show that you have ever seen. No matter what episode you tune into, just accept that you're starting a TV series in the middle of a season. It doesn't take long from there to catch on what's going on so long as the action is good.

>>19213554
this. i actually find this shit to be easier to follow than most current wrestling because at least PVE can tell a story without fumbling all over the place like haitch and tony

bump

>>19212264
kek troons go kablooey

>>19215844
loltrannies

>>19213916
sad but true

>>19216533
I won't save wrestling again, comics are dying too and they didn't spend every day trying to get me cucked

>>19213916

It is the best alternative in the dark age of wrestling.

>>19216544
agree

This is no different than the AI waifu shit. You will soon see that OP will work himself in believing he is a e-celeb and in no time he will KWAB himself in some capacity.

>>19217842
shut up you stupid faggot. all your smear tactics have failed and most people don't even remember that gay AI waifu shit, which is irrelevant anyway. it's really pathetic, the way you come into these threads trying to spread various lies. do you really have nothing better to do?

>>19218009
I am not related to the other trolls. And this has a stricking resemblance to the AI waifu shit:
>It begins as a fun one time thing
>Some cringe theatre kid losers such as you began worshipping the waifufaggots/OP
>Waifufaggots/OP start a community
>Some anons realize what this is really.and begin trolling the threads because they dont want eceleb/troon central on the board
>The cringe transexual threatre kids such as yourself act retarded in defense of the holy kekerinos that the waifufags/OP brought upon the board
>Thus the trolls notice you are fucking retarded fags and lolcows and the trolling continues
YOU ARE HERE
>While the above happens the creators start to either believe they have a responsability or get self gradieur delusions
>Shit becomes "serious" and a discord is opened
>At some point someone fucks up and the threads are banned forever
>The discord devolves and becomes grooming facility for trannies

Take it from me because I am not a troll. I used to be a retarded AI waifufag and I saw how the AI waifu shit eventually devolved into a tranny grooming facility. Leave while you are ahead.

>>19218009
he's probably one of the people who took part in that homosexual little larpfest. why else would he keep bringing it up? those waifufed threads were literally just a bunch of grown men larping as little anime girls with only the tiniest hint of relation to wrestling at all. It was off-topic as fuck and nobody with a brain was surprised when the jannies ran them out of town.

>>19217842
The AI waifu fed that eventually got run off the board for pedo posting or is this a different one?

>>19218087
trannies have already been completely banned from K-WAB and this show literally ended with a troon massacre. your attempts to connect K-WAB with tranny shit are both dishonest and ridiculous. your stupid ass anime girl larp threads became a magnet for trannies and groomers because the whole thing was gay as fuck to begin with. I remember those threads and they were trash. nothing but a bunch of perverts.

>>19218102
kek you were right, he admitted it

>>19218138
The one that did pedo posting, in due time the same will happen to you all. 99% of 4chan "projects" end up the same. I warned you, now I'll let the other trolls troll you to continue the cycle. Some people can't be saved, I also was too naive and retarded to see the truth, I don't blame you, because I was in your shoes and acted the same as you: Like a faggot.

>>19218164
uh huh sure, you're totally not related at all to the guy who posts the exact same false accusations in every K-WAB thread. you're a very bad actor.

>>19218177
I am really not. But I cannot convince you. You will realise your fagginess in due time.

>>19218164
so what are trying to tell us here? that no one should ever try to do a "project" like this because (according to you) it will always turn into pedo shit? sure, let's listen to people like you and then we can all just do nothing but complain and lie all day. fuck off with this demoralization bullshit, I don't believe you to be legit for one minute.

>>19218191
>no one should ever try to do a "project" like this
6-7

>>19218189
not buying it, you stupid faggot, and I'm not the OP. You have given yourself away yet again and so your bullshit fails yet again. if you are telling the truth (which i doubt), then that would just mean you are bitter because you and your tranny friends got ran out of town, which you deserved. there is no comparison between a proper wrestling show and a bunch of gooners pretending to be little girls.

>>19218191
Kek, I said basically the same shit a couple of years ago to the trolls. But no, have fun in life and make projects, just don't do it in 4chan. This place is doomed and everything it touches troonifies. Touch grass. It did well to me.

>>19218141
the faggot had no response for this one

>>19218210
>literally everyone who talks to me is the OP
you're a schizo and you warrant no further attention. eat shit.

>>19218210
and now we see the agenda, you're just some troll from reddit who hates this place and doesn't want to see it prosper.

>>19218204
Nope, you are wrong again because you weren't there and haven't seen the process. Once you are banned from /pw/ the "community" will think of that as a positive and will be happy about being banned, that is believe it or not what it happened with the AI waifu shit. The wwa is still active believe it or not, and they are still running their futa tranny pride shows. I distanced myself from that shit once one of the long time players was revealed as a shoot sex predator.
>>19218141
The AI tranny fed had several early characters that were transfobic as fuck. But once you make the jump to discord is over. And you will.
>>19218216
You must be retarded and illiterate.
>>19218224
You are not special either, I warned you.

>>19218262
literally nothing you say is rooted in reality at all. the waifufags were a bunch of perverts, troons and pedos. they made no attempt to even make it look like a proper wrestling show, and they took no action to keep such people out. K-WAB has already banned all tranny and pedo shit so stop trying to connect apples with oranges.

>>19218290
Screencap my post, you wil see it unfolding the same.

Anyway, I'll leave it here. I hope you are in the right anon, and this does not become another tranny camp. But, let's be honest, after the 4chan hack its clear that 65% of anons are trannies, and a 100% of mods are. The numbers are on my side.

>>19218216
Well it's pretty obvious 99% of the replies are OP lmao

>>19218312
>>19218328
you know what i think? I think that 4chan got targeted hard after /pol/ helped Trump to win in 2016. I think some of the internet's more radical leftists do everything they can to fuck this place up and suppress anything good. I saw it happen with Murdoch Murdoch and now I see the same tactics being employed with this K-WAB thing. And I think YOU are one of those marxist trolls who attempt to poison every well with pedo garbage, and who have no power other than lies. fuck off faggot.

>>19218375
One of the AI Waifu players is also a shoot schizo, so I guess this is another step closer to the convergence into troon.

>>19218312
hold on, 65% of anons are trannies and 100% of the mods too? I'm calling bullshit on that because I saw that leaked info when the hack happened and it did not reflect that. I found one tranny mod on that list, and that was literally all I saw. that was when I realized that the shartyfags were lying to me.

>>19218453
Maybe

>>19218453
Troon and troon lover are the same, hence the 100%

>>19218463
think about it, they went to great lengths to bring us to their site and then kissed all our asses like we were all kings and emperors. that place is a ghost town now and I think I know why. I think other people also figured out that these people simply had a vendetta with 4chan and that they were attempting to use us as pawns in their little war.

>>19218494
well that's a funny thing to assert because this is one of the only places on the internet where I can rip on trannies all I want and generally no one cares.

>>19218533
Because as usual the "mod team" the token state agency from Kublekistan took over moderation and the former agency feared us

Watch this

RAM kaichou

>>19218435
I don't think anyone who isn't a total newfag could deny that this place does sometimes get targeted by radical-left elements simply because they know most people who post here are not friendly to their ideas. we are talking about a group of people who literally went on a nationwide witch-hunt for years against anyone who was even slightly right-wing and you think they wouldn't target 4chan?

>>19218572
I think everyone who is a true oldfag has noticed that doing that shit is a tale as old as time and that was happening even before you and I were born, early christians did it to others who they claimed heretics, in medieval times you claimed your cunty neighbour was a jew...or a witch, more recently you would snitch them as communists to the FBI or CIA. But I think everyone who is not a schizo knows that the erasure of KWAB fucking wrestling will not give Kamala Harris the edge she needs in 2028 to beat Trump.
>>19218540
And just like that I got banned for saying the mods are trannies. Too bad I can phonepost. Eat a dick tranny janny.

>>19218740
Of course it wouldn't help Kamala to win, because nothing would help her to win. that bitch is dead in the water and has literally never won an election anywhere.

>>19218740
banned? anon, the post is still up.

>>19218760
Okey, not banned, I got "temporaly blocked" the moment I mentioned mods are trannies. Whats your point? This behaviour is consistent all across the board.

This pedo thread is still up?

>>19211690
based, hail queen poi and emperor shingo

>>19218809
Only pedo here is you, wolfbitch.

>>19219308
Damn, they really don't know do they?

Is a trap, always was, is as old as the site and is instantaneous

>>19219318
You're the only "trap" here.

>>19219318
what kind of bullshit AI talk is this?

>>19219444
Checked trips.
Schizoid troon faggotry, anon. Pay it no mind.

>>19219668
oh it was a tranny, ok. i was thinking it might be ai but that makes sense too because neither of them can put together a coherent sentence. thanks for setting me straight on that one.

Holy fuck.
The troons are here.
Keep up the good work, PVE. I for one cannot wait for the next episode in just over 48 hours. I FINALLY have something to look forward to when I come to this board. And you're definitely doing something right because the trannies are fucking MAAAAD. Look at the fucking thread, dude. Its already filling up with schizoid tranny faggot nonsense. They won't go start their own fucking wrestling fed so they show up here to shit all over this one with their and their manbitch Lundy pedo filth. You know, the one where they were told to fuck off from ever participating? Ain't no whack troon bitch in a dress going to compete for the women's title here.

I'll save you no dick having pussyfarts the grief and speed up your inevitable suicides by reminding you that womanhood is a birthright. And if you ain't born one, you'll never be one. Ever.
Dilate about it.

And thank you PVE for bringing both Hulk Hogan and Terry Funk back from the heavens to eviscerate these failed men.

bump

>>19219778
You're quite welcome. I'm glad you enjoyed the show as much as I enjoyed making it. And as for troons, you already know that they will never ever be allowed to ruin this shit.

>>19219778
that pic makes me wonder how anyone takes these troons seriously

>>19220084
This

Hope that MAGA Powers are getting a shot at the Tag Team titles one day, now that Hogan has recovered.