Thread 81478874 - /r9k/ [Archived: 1087 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:02:58 AM No.81478874
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Would you be a hero or an evil Megamind Titan incel chud?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:04:03 AM No.81478882
I'd be like Superman but lazy. Only for like certain things. Train a bunch of dudes in crazy ways and shit have super friends and then I would rest out until they truly needed me.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:05:00 AM No.81478890
>>81478874 (OP)
I would be a megamind incel chud obviously, megamind makes it look like too much fun
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:06:52 AM No.81478900
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>>81478890
Not Megamind but this guy, the incel chud Titan
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:12:13 AM No.81478924
>>81478900
I want to be a hero
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:43:39 AM No.81479332
Neither, I would only use my superpowers for personal gains
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:28:52 PM No.81480079
>>81478874 (OP)
If I had powers I would use them for my own personal gain, and to create a space in the world for myself and other weirdos like me. I would not enforce the western progressive morality ( i don't mean modern left wing, I mean all of christian western belief ) because I don't believe in it. I would probably kill a good amount of people to reach my goals.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:11:18 PM No.81480340
>>81478882
So like Hancock? Except with friends and not constantly drunk?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:12:28 PM No.81480351
I am the antivillain
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:15:46 PM No.81480373
>>81478874 (OP)
I want to have Superman's powers, but I would use them as I please.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:22:29 PM No.81480412
>>81478874 (OP)
I would be neither. I would use my powers to make my life even more lazier
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:59:08 PM No.81480692
>>81478874 (OP)
I would make the government pay me a fuck ton and just assist firemen or cops and shit when it went beyond their abilities.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:02:51 PM No.81480713
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>>81478874 (OP)
I would rather be a giant mech pilot like in pic rel or something, rather than have superpowers.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:24:24 PM No.81480870
>>81478874 (OP)
tighten wasn't evil, he was just misunderstood
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:47:58 PM No.81481401
>>81478874 (OP)
I guess closer to a hero but I would want money/goods and would more do transporting heavy stuff like food and construction equipment to try help humanity or something idk
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:54:03 PM No.81481454
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>>81478874 (OP)
Neither. I'd just fly around and casually explore the world. I want to experience nature in it's full unrestricted glory so I can heal my mind from all the trauma of living in an enslaved society chained to the ground.
Then I'd retire to a large mountain on a deserted island where I would build a nice home and live peacefully for all eternity, occasionally going on strolls across the planet for sightseeing and gathering knowledge.
Only way I would probably intervene with humanity is to stop a nuclear war or prevent an ecological disaster, or anything else that would endanger the entire planet.
All I want is to carry on with my life in peace.