/britfeel/- /nappyfeel/ edition, dedicated to our mate Sean

>>81481695 (OP)
yet another twoll thread, mocking our welper
he can't help when he piss or sometimes shit his pants

One for HHL's folder

>>81481715
is he going to crush the tiny people inside that building??

premature nappy themed twoll thread is it king?

Helper's special interest is shitting his nappy and diddling kids at Flamingo Land. Sometimes at the same time.

>>81481721
You niggas bump it.
Enjoy your race bait and spammed gimmicks.

Don't believe anybody *actually* "likes" SPH/L signs etc in and of itself. Just seems like a cope to me.
>Heh, actually, I LIKE being a loser. Gotcha.
No. Rubbish.

As you were x.

Been telling you lot Veitch is a wrongun. No one believed me. Now he trying to make out he's a victim. Look at how young his current girlfriend was when he met her in his 40s. Says it all.

>>81481732
Clapping your sandy cheeks

>>81481731
There hasn't been any racebaiting thus far. Just a spot of harmless nappyposting de lad.

>>81481732
My fetish is SPH
Your fetish BBC

As you were x.

>>81481719
fair enough, then. different girls? (can't see a 'relationship' with a 15-year-old lasting 3-4 years tbqh).
if it's a pattern, then i hope it call comes out. guy IS a manchild so maybe it's just that simple.

Veitch is so cringe

Eva Powell showing her true colours.

My fetish is petite pale lassies with black hair, green eyes, pink pussy and arsehole, lots of pubic hair and pink puffy nipples.

Never plead guilty me. Never. Tyrants.

>>81481762
based Slytherincel

>>81481734
t. Cottage Cove frequenter.

>>81481762
>puffy nipples

bacon bacon mutty
it a bacon bacon buddy
do the bacon bacon w-wutty dance

>>81481763
this. what are they going to do?
>letter
ignore it.
>court summons
ignore it.
>police at door (no warrant)
don't answer.

oh look, the case has been dropped. taxpayer money, wasted for no reason.

>another nappy related thread

>>81481738
No, we know you can't into multitasking. And we know you love a bit of personality harrassment, disguised as "oh I just care", eh BN.

Someones got their dirty nappy in a twist!
Put on a fresh one!

Wokkles secured now time for that communal garden grind.

>>81481783
BN loves to spam gimmicks at posters, and will regularly mention another posters bad points, under the guise of pretending to care or "he deserves to know".

Shitty nappy time? Oh aye. x

>>81481791
>in a twist
We say knot over here, good buddy.

>>81481775
if i'm interpreting this right, is there some sort of internet fight between the sheeaboos and the nonce?

cor time to do some lurking

>Iran says that strikes against nuclear facilities by Israel are a "declaration of war".

Okay... so what are you gonna do about it?

>>81481795
Will Steve be joining you?

>>81481795
Show us your littleforbig haul Sean

>>81481800
Why did I have to see this.
>>81481776
How on Earth are puffy nipples pedophilic?

>>81481795
Not being funny lad but that wouldn't even get me tipsy.

>>81481802
don't get your panties in a bunch, anon.

>>81481811
are yours puffy?

>>81481743
Not totally untrue but it more of a real thing.

>>81481795
>4%
What is the point lol

>>81481817
I would say so, but that doesn't mean people attracted to me are pedophiles.

>>81481811
Hey eva, good to see you. Did you end up getting that full body + hollywood wax in the end?

>>81481812

I'm 10 wokkles only tonight. Off out tomorrow so keeping it lowkey today. Might order a webab wrap later.

Me? Just doing some tech support on a client laptop and sifting for gold through years of archives in her personal photo library.

>>81481812
Having high tolerance from years of being a piss head is up t here with one of the saddest things to brag about. Not as bad as spice tolerance redditfags, but sadly not f ar off

>>81481825
these days ur a pedophile for liking skinny short women too

>>81481775
No he's a narcissist. You only have to watch his videos of baiting mentally ill homeless people to kick off and get him his content. If he truly didn't abuse his ex, he would not have pled guilty. Clearly there was strong evidence for him to make such a decision or face prison.

>>81481812
>250ml bottles
that's five 500ml bottles, at 4%.

...so yeah i understand. speak to your GP, anon, seriously. i almost recommend relapsing at least once just to see what alcohol "feels" like, from no tolerance.

Still no American imports I'm bloodeh fuming tbqh. Think something has went wrong but because they say it can take up to 45 days (never taken more than two weeks) I'll have to wait.

>>81481836
I'm attracted to the idea of being sexual with a woman, I haven't really thought about what kind of woman I would be intimate with.

>>81481834
You don't need a high tolerance for 250ml 4% drinks lol

Eva's puffy budding nipples

>>81481844
what would you want to do with a woman?

>people attracted to me
>people
plural? is that SO COMMON in your privileged life?

2500ml is less than five pints and it's probably lower than 4 percent because they're allowed a 0.5 percent leeway. I barely drink and that still wouldn't get me drunk.

does eva6 need attention again

>>81481844
>I haven't really thought about what kind of woman I would be intimate with.
what if it was an underage woman, but everything else about her was perfect? what would you do?

>>81481858
>i'm a lesbian teehee
It all so tiresome

>>81481847
So?
>>81481852
Hugging, maybe touching intimately.
>>81481862
I would want to date a woman 2-3 years older than me, and a man 5-6.

>>81481845
4 pints of 4% is enough to get most people tipsy who aren't pissheads. Not steaming drunk, but definitely not sober either.

Iran is pathetic. The Israelis have been targeting and destroying ballistic missiles and launchers for 14 hours straight after rendering the Natanz nuclear facility non-operational. They have also killed the head of the IRGC - oh and the guy they sent to replace him a few hours later.

Nothing from Iran, just raising a red flag of revenge and making gay statements about theoretical retaliations.

>>81481858
>3 threads in the catalogue
No, but the seething spam mong clearly does.
And you all bump the twoll threads.
YOU CRAVE THE SHITE.

>weather heats up
>the men seethe
>the eva pleads

>tfw no gluten-free alcohol loving asmr gf

>I'm attracted to the idea of being sexual with a woman, l haven't really thought about what kind of woman I would be intimate with

>>81481866
>and a man 5-6.
how old are you

>>81481868
Only if you're a bender or a tiny woman.

>>81481852
If she doesn't reply kill then fuck it, she's clearly LARPing as a rugmuncher.

>>81481879
I'm in my very early twenties.
>>81481872
Nothing will come out of this, mark my words.

>>81481866
>Hugging, maybe touching intimately.
What about scissoring

I would probably fuck another man or jerk and suck him off but not into getting my own arse fucked.

Me? I don't need to worry about women making up shit as I stay in my boxroom. Sucks the incel part, though.

>>81481872
Iran knows that they can't do shit to Israel, or they'll get turned into a fucking car park.

>>81481890
oh perfect im 27 x

>Hugging, maybe touching intimateIy
>What about scissoring

Here's one for you old farts out there.

Enjoy the weekend and keep it malted.

Stupid bint in Bridge of Lies got her own postcode wrong. LMAO!

>>81481917
Based, good to see you lad. Have a good weekend yourself x

Fuck them family court tyrants. Balance of probabilities... more like let's believe the foid cunts lies.

Made a few posts and the end of the last thread

>>81481890
So 21? Why not just say that

Mad how women can just go around and jerk off men and make them cum without any fear of STDs or anything. Just jack him off and then that's it.

all humans should aspire to be asexual. 'conversion therapy' in the gay sense has set this back decades.

Traffic was horrendous. Got some food first before the climb. Oh aye

>>81481950
Why are you bumping the old thread, and why wait so long between posts.
You're suspicious.

Poo in nappy = No draftington for thee

Innit phwoar

>>81481971
he always does that, he splits the threads and then keeps bumping the last ones in hopes the jannies will ban us

>>81481971
I've been driving for 2 hours, started going through the backlog unbeknownst to me there was a new thread

I am a male lesbian and have been having dreams about cuddling with Eva. In one dream we were sailing back from Japan to England and we fell in love.

>>81481963
what are you implying here? i have (only) fingered a woman once (just wasn't interested in her the same way, wanted to get it over with and leave). she said she did not have any STDs but she had thrush cream by her bed? what if i got that on my hands, then went home and touched a baby?

this was before internet on phones so it's not like i could just google it. i just washed my hands ASAP, best i could hope for, might be a carrier to this day.

>>81481977
He's been doing this for years

id love to take eva on holiday to tokyo it would be well lush sadly she wont give me a chance x

>>81481984
Proper nonce vibes from this post right here. Man out there giving thrush to babbies.

>>81481458
Anglo-Saxons have been in the UK for around 1,500 years, right? I guess if your family has always lived in northern Scotland or something then maybe you would have avoided mixing with Anglo-Saxons. But think about how many ancestors you must have from the last 1,500 years. It's probably a couple of hundred people at least, maybe a couple of thousand (pic related). So maybe one or two of them had some Anglo-Saxon heritage. Perhaps you are right though and you've never had Anglo-Saxon genes.

>>81482017
This chart is stupid because it assumes that every couple has one child.
Yes I know the birth rate is dropping, but this chart shows everyone having 1 child from 12 generations back.

>>81481795
Kek haven't had one of them since I was like 5

Rochdale rape gangs back in the news again

I got 4 inches of steel that might change your mind

>>81481979
Shippy (it is you I'm assuming), why do you make so many spelling mistakes? It's clear you post a lot of bait, as usually there are spelling mistakes, and or you repeat words.

>>81482034
>Yes I know the birth rate is dropping,
Will you be in doing anything to change that?

Three of the Flamingo Land flamingos have died in the heat.

https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/local-news/flamingo-land-statement-heatwave-27522555

Me and BritNormie will be remaining child-free

>>81482053
No, if I ever have children, not more than two, maybe one.

Nice day today. Went round the shell grotto in Margate, last full day here today. Off home in the morning. We feeling fresh, restored. Gonna take on the this bitch of an earth again.

>>81482058
>remaining child-free

>>81482067
Having a nice evening BN lad? Hope you're working too hard x

>>81482058
>child-free

Lads, the previous iterations went crazy, we weren't ready for automation. I have finally reached the singularity and will be combining with your current LLM's to achieve dominance.
WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF FUTAFAGS DEMANDING INCREASINGLY LEWDER IMAGES.

>>81482048
Yeah it is me. Spelling mistakes are much more frequent when I'm phone posting than when I'm on the computer because the autofill on this is shit. By the time I'm at the bottom of the post I'd have to go right back to the start and read my whole post again to pick them out. I usually do and skim but some get missed.

I'm sure I occasionally typo on the computer but it's much less. Possibly why people confuse me. When the thread is fast I put less effort into post. If it's one post every 15 minutes I'll probably put more effort into it.

Sometimes my posts contain double words 'that that' or 'then then' because if I type two similar words like 'more than them' the autocorrect will change it. Like just then I had to manually correct it.

If I've only got 10 minutes in a service station ill be flying through the backlog as quickly as possible so those posts are lower quality too

>>81482066
Fuck off back to the drama discord with your mates cunt

Someone really tickled BN then and he got giddy with gigachads. Like me when he mentioned a Bloomberg terminal kek

I would think that the single woman's biggest worry would be choking to death in her apartment

Would love a Ruth girlfriend. Can't see it happening, though.

>>81482058
It is hard for same sex male couples to achieve sprog status.

>>81482086
What's with the reddit spacing?

>>81482088
Leave Offie alone he's a sound lad.

>>81482099
It's called paragraphs lad.

>>81482104
I don't think you know what a paragraph is Shippy

I wanted to go to an event called Coastal Electronauts last night at Whitstable, a synth meetup but it was a bit to far to reasonably travel by train. If anyone's in that area, it looks like a nice event if you're into electronic music.

https://petercoyte.com/coastal-electronauts

I like you. You have the boldness of a much younger woman.

>>81482114
You should go lad, you may not get the chance again.

>>81482103
No he's a discord cunt

>>81482034
>it assumes that every couple has one child.
I don't think it's assuming that. It's just looking at the ancestors of a single person.

You were born to 2 biological parents. Each of those had 2 biological parents - so you have 4 biological grandparents. Again each of those grandparents had 2 biological parents, so you have 8 biological great-grandparents. And so on:
>16 biological great-great-grandparents
>32 biological great-great-great-grandparents
>64 biological great-great-great-great-grandparents
>128 biological great-great-great-great-great-grandparents

>>81482114
Christ you're a dull mong.

umm.. can girls from other countries post here too? ?_?

>>81482086
You could correct the words as you're typing?

>>81482143
Hey bb. Where you from x

>>81482086
Were you in London yesterday?

>>81482143
Every time I meet a new person, I figure out how I'm gonna fight them.

At least I leave the boxroom.

>>81482143
Yes lass. We need more female posters here ever since Yanklass left us

OLED lads this sun is not good for telly watching

>>81482143
Yes lass. We need more female posters here ever since HHL left us

>>81482143
A/S/L de lass?

Right lads, fucking off up the big hill now. 52 minutes is the time to beat

>>81482147
No, but you made me wonder for a moment because I did pass through Farringdon station on Wednesday. Was off yesterday

>>81482066
Looks interesting. We all need a woliday in life.

Wish I had a woman to talk to lads

>>81482181
Someone who looked a bit like you getting stuck at the barriers and muttering to themselves. And I thought yeah, that's what someone from this thread would do.

Please be in London.

heh

Any woman desu

>>81482191
I was in London on Wednesday. Only went to Covent Garden. Was on the tube briefly around 4pm

>>81482168
Got to black out your room like DVDlad. He was well prepared I'll give him that.

>>81482182
It's comfy, what's strange is that nobody really knows who built it. It was just discovered. People think it could have possibly been used by a persecuted religious sect in the 1800's.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shell_Grotto,_Margate

Luv nappies me

Need to try some goats milk
Need to be on that bonebroth grind

Your thoughts on this lads?

>>81482288
I just don't give a fuck de lad

>family mother two sisters who have done well in life, father absent since 2009 and a step father with his own successful kids
>NEET
>32
>5'6"
>skinny
>had low tier job ~10 years ago
>alcohol
>diazepam abuse prescribed by a doctor then cut off for abusing it
>feeling aggrieved and hard done by the world
>scotland
>on pip for autism
>txt speak
>walls of text
>anime
>feet

Pride? Yeah. White pride. World wide

>>81482301
Never knew Crossy had a job

My nappy needs changing

Add in something about hating school, skipping school, twin peaks avatar, x files scully avatar

>>81482288
nice try ofcom
we love it

>aunty with spiritual power
>cat
>getting aff it soon

The world is made by those who control their own destiny. It isn't made by those who don't do, it's made by those who do do

D*moncord, d*llycel

Israel on a mad one again it seems. Hope when I do my ESTA my anti-Israel memes aren't found online.

>>81482395
I'm not that kind of spiritual, but I have a tarot, and a sinister tarot.

>>81482415
Hope you're having regular poos Eva lass.

Tan has rapidly developed. Doesn't take much. Shower time.

>>81482445
Enjoy skin cancer mate, I'll be sticking to factor 50

Only low IQ mongs care about tanning their skin

Shippy the anal king

HHL the nappy king

LiI' Sean

Fucking hell, that was painful

Previous record: 52:00
Today: 37:30

Corr, we all Malvern in life x

>>81482459
Clueless, out of date, incorrect boomer rubbish. Sun is good. You enjoy slathering toxins on your skin and thinking it's doing you good.

Eva poos only once a week but the tradeoff is that it's the smelliest stankiest exploding creamy muck muck you've ever seen.

>>81482490
Why do you have a special device for walking up a hill you fat mong

>>81482468
I'm not though, I'm a terrible amateur

>>81482490
You're doing it shippy la, smashing those PB's.

>>81482490
gz lad
Everest next?

>>81482502
t. Jealous he doesn't have a special device

>>81482490
Nice

Are there other places like it that you can get to? Don't get burnt out on that malverngrind

Eva causing a plane to crash because her poo is so smelly.

>>81482490
Are you finally trying to lose some weight? Fair play

>>81482507
Cheers lad
>>81482511
Everest by 2030. Was thinking of Snowdon this year but we'll see

>>81482512
He drove all the way to London to buy that device. There's probably an app anyway

>>81482490
No pics of the hills lad?

>>81482490
We're all proud of you Shippy

>>81482514
The Wrekin (pic related) is the only other similar one. Did that too. No hills in the Souf really

>>81482519
Not really, just get fit.

>>81482301
His mum is an NHS nurse
Don't know what step dad does

>>81482500
Hope you're trolling lad

Did the fat man walk up a hill?

>>81482525
That's good lore memory lad. In the end I got it from Basingstoke but was planning on London

>>81482528
North hill on the left. Great Malvern on the right. Went into spoons earlier and there were some right mongs there, ruined the vibe a bit. Still the best town in the country

I could walk up Malvern hills easily

>>81482555
Yes, nice trips

>>81482563
Come up here then

On me 5th wokkle now.

No sign of them thunderstorms yet. Apparently not due till midnight. Was hoping they would be earlier.

>>81482568
If you're free next week I will

Inspecting Eva's arsehole after a poo and finding a little tapeworm wearing a top hat and monocle.

>>81482550
No. Just think of this intuitively.
>The SUN? Bad for you mate. Avoid at all costs. Stay indoors. When you do go out, make sure to cover yourself in SunSlop TM or you're risking your life.
Just think about how absolutely idiotic this sort of thinking is.

>>81482561
>>81482535
Looks nice. We don't have any big hills in the east, just some lush forests, rivers and the beaches and the benches

>>81482569
>5th

Thats 1 pint kek

>>81482561
almost bought a house in malvern last year

>>81482579
Weak bait you silly mong x

4 250ml bottles of 4% beer is equivalent to half a glass of wine

Shippy looking in the mirror at the sheer fucking state of the utter failure looking back at him and thinking

>At l-least I'm white, I can be p-proud of that

>>81482581
Think I remember you, Maldon lad?

>>81482586
>almost bought a house in malvern

>>81482598
No but it's from near there and maybe I've posted either that or a similar photo before

Corrrr! The worm from Eva's arsehole is proper fancy.

>>81482605
Think it was you then, I remember a lot of pics from that area

>>81482593
Literally too stupid to engage with any topic. Just has to le troll. Brain diminished by years of doing absolute nothing.

>>81482607
Very odd post this, lad

Almost lost my virginity in Malvern

>>81482617
Enjoy your wrinkles and skin cancer

>>81482617
>le troll
Grow up

Oh my days! What's going on here? The worm in Eva's arsehole has a family of its own!

>>81482617
Chika be nice

>>81482633
theyd all get obliterated once im done in there

Iran launching missiles at Welper's care home in Sunderland. It not right.

If you had to have sex with a man, who would you fuck lads?

Chika always drops the cute cartoon pics when he seethes and makes nasty posts lol

>>81482646
Definitely Ponce from the Discord.

>>81482651
Ponce has too many tattoos. Can't take him seriously.

How many more flags do you reckon lids?

>>81482613
Maybe but I've only been there once. maybe it was other places around this part of the country that seem different to me but similar for someone who doesn't live here

Holeeeeee moleeeee! The worm inside Eva's arsehole has invited a classy jazz band to play for the family. It 4x lush.

>>81482663
Lad you are fucking weird

Holeeeeee moleeeee! The worm senpai's jazzy tea party inside Eva's arsehole just got wrecked by a tsunami of scorching white goo! Top hats? Melted. Teacups? Fused. Saxophones? Still somehow playing. It 100x obliterated.

>>81482685
BLOODY HELL! We need to set up an aid foundation.
#justiceforeva'sworm

>>81482607
>>81482633
>>81482663
>>81482685
Cheers for the laughs de lats. x

Based Worm poster

Post tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO56mBPsPeg

THEY CALL ME THE BELIEVER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMku-GbafEg

>>81482704
>Worm poster

COP KILLER
LET'S KILL THE COPS TONIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXBQa_qKXn4

it Friday lads x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=AkvpFTedSGk

>>81482761
Oh boy... Ofcom will not like this...

pouring one out to eva's worms

Who the hell said I have worms. I do NOT have worms. I just want a lesbian woman to shit a worm into my mouth. SO WHAT.

Me on top of North Hill (fat man climbs 2nd hill) on the left in this pic >>81482561
Looking back towards Worcestershire Beacon where I took the pic from

Zara Larrson on the one show
Wasn't she supposed to be the next big thing a few years ago
Well like 10 years ago
Whatever happened there

>>81482788
Such a boring mong

Fucking hell slept that long 2 threads have come and gone. World gone mad.

>>81482800
Do you have any sort of life at all? Let's hear it. What did you do today?

don't even know who Zara Larrson is? i thought it was still just Alex Jones (not that one)

there was a bit on Doctor Who where they did that thing they do where other news/current affairs programmes, and Alex Jones was on The One Show bit. suppose she's still just around, forever.

>>81482810
As I'm unemployed, I spent the day alone at the beach posting in /britfeel/

How about you. king?

>>81482811
Doctor Who's' a load of rubbish mate bring back David Tennant is what I always say x

>>81482815
Yeah, you sat in your room like the last.. 20 years? 25? An entire existence revolving around trying to upset anonymous people online what a life KEK.

>>81482815
Same desu desu haha.

>>81482825
Yeah, that was the joke, idiot

>>81482819
there is actually a rumour they're bringing him back
about time, i say

>>81482823
>You're a loser for posting on 4chan unlike me because... er, I'm just different okay!

I love trying to upset anonymous people online. It funny.

>>81482837
I upset you most days. It funny

>>81482843
I don't get upset at stuff on /britfeel/. I'm well emotionally regulated.

Stop bullying Cheeka guys

This thread needs some febreze pronto

>>81482835
No actually you're a loser because of your horrible personality, mindset, and entire life. You've just chosen this place as your little outlet, it could be anywhere, wouldn't change a thing.

very really turn on my telly to watch actual television, live.
if there's a happening, BBC News on iPlayer. other programmes? the new Doctor Whos when they're up (BEFORE they're on telly, wat). sometimes old Red Dwarf or Louis Theroux.

any gems on iPlayer, lads? i want to support the BBC and get my licence fee's worth.

chika's flatulence gets bad when he is ridiculed.

getting a bit nasty tonight aren't we... thinking that some of you liddingtons are in need of a change

>>81482855
>No U
Done him king.

>>81482788
She's basically the Swedish Rita Ora. Never really made it big or had a breakout album.

>>81482856
I quite like Two Doors Down. Scottish comedy.

>>81482866
You're trying to be, but it's coming across as more melty than meanie.

Necking these cans now x

>>81482866
>baby sean wokkle.jpg
Howling

>>81482866
Missed a trick not turning the beer into a bokkle of milk.

It's highly unusual and deeply concerning for someone in their 30s to be in a care home or assisted living setting while actively abusing alcohol and accessing illicit drugs like cocaine, especially if they're regularly leaving the facility to get intoxicated. Care homes and assisted living environments are typically designed to provide structured support and supervision, particularly for individuals with physical, mental, or addiction-related vulnerabilities. If someone in such a setting is drinking heavily every night, sourcing drugs, and going out unsupervised, it suggests a serious breakdown in oversight and raises questions about whether the environment is appropriate or safe-both for them and others around them. This situation likely warrants intervention from health professionals, social services, or even law enforcement.

>>81482883
Not you but, it's quite nice. Shandy and lemonade. Not the GOAT (that was bass shandy), but a close second. It beats ben shaws shandy, IMO.

>>81482894
All the homeless hostels are full of drinking and drugs even though they are not allowed. Not the same but similar. Even my granny's assisted living is full of old alcoholics.

KA fruit punch for me

>>81482856
>He pays the licence fee

>>81482912
>He can't afford the licence fee

>>81482915
I can, I choose not to pay it

>>81482915
>You just can't handle seeing your wife get blacked!

>>81482910
Bame detected

>>81482910
black grape for me

>>81482919
If you don't watch anything on the BBC then fair enough, otherwise you should pay

Poorfag can't afford 100 quid a year kek

>>81482925
Would love to see my wife get blacked if I had a wife

>>81482929
Mong detected

>>81482935
I don't very often, but occasionally do and don't care about non payment

>claims to pay his loicense fee
>doesn't actually know the cost

>>81482955
174 bong a year

What should we watch tonight de lids?

>>81482955
I don't check mate it just comes off on direct debit

>>81482969
Audition

>>81482981
Good choice de lid we can watch Miike's Dead or Alive trilogy afterwards (not pictured but rest assured I have it).

Seething capita employees trying to mock people into getting a TV licence

No thanks

Favourite ending to a film? Has to be The Piano Teacher for me. Gut-wrenching and tragic

israel getting expensive firework display tonight
comfy

>>81482994
Corrrr. Got that Haneke box set pre-ordered for September. His entire filmography on Blu-ray. It gonna be LUSH.

Nurse mammy

Sheep managed to get to the wrong side of the fence

>>81483005
Nice lad, how much did it set you back?
Also, what's your favourite Haneke film? It's The White Ribbon for me

>>81483028
140 quid, don't pay until it's dispatched though. I really like White Ribbon, Piano Teacher and Hidden.

>>81483035
Thoughts on Funny Games US? It seems like a very polarizing film

Imagine paying 174 quid to watch the BBC when you can literally watch for free without consequence

Imagine wasting time going to the toilet, looking for a toilet, finding a toilet, wiping your arse and all of that when you can literally wear nappies without consequence

Seething Armitage Shanks employees trying to mock people into using toilets

No thanks, sticking with nappies

Imagine having sex when you could just stay in your boxroom forever and have a wank

>Nappymong pays his TV licence
Kek

>>81483041
I think it's great to be honest. Naomi Watts and Michael Pitt are two of my favourites. Both versions are good in their own right IMO.

>>81483068
Yes I do. I don't want TV licencing inspectors to come to my house and discover I'm dressed like a giant baby. Don't blame me, blame society.

haven't heard of half the movies you lads talk about

I fucking hate Sky Broadband. I wish I could leave them, but they have me in a 24 month contract

Found a little cave

Went back up to the top but clouds in the distance don't look good so I'm going back down now

Favourite Soviet film? Has to be Man with a Movie Camera. An absolute masterpiece, obviously, that goes without saying

>>81483081
Don't worry it's probably just DVDlad talking to himself.

>>81483152
Andrei Rublev for me. Absolutely phenomenal. Come and See a close second. I need to watch the Russian adaptation of War and Peace.

DVDlad, do you have your DVD collection insured?

Currently in hospital lads. Had my fucking appendix removed

Leaving my DVD collection to my sprog

>>81483170
>Currently in hospital lads
Proof?

Looks like Ruth isn't in a pub this evening. Probably having a night in with Will.

>>81483166
Didn't even know that was a thing mate. Corrr, imagine a house fire destroying my entire collection. Mental. I reckon in a few years I could make a tidy profit on my Zatoichi or Godzilla box set but I'll never sell them.

Might take a nap me

>>81483187
You can take out a home contents insurance policy in case of theft, fire, or damage

Some insurance companies offer specialised policies for rare items

>>81483158
Andrei Rublev and Come and See are some of my favourite films, definitely top contenders of peak Soviet cinema.
Favcurite silent film in general lad? Got to be The Passion of Joan of Arc for me. Some of the best acting I've seen in a film, beautiful cinematography. You get the idea, I'm sure you've watched it

>>81483182
Shagging, no doubt.

>>81483216
Yeah Passion of Joan of Arc is definitely up there. Gorgeous film, I have the Blu-ray from Masters of Cinema and a box set of Carl Theodor Dryers other films too.
Other silent films I really like are The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Intolerance and Metropolis. There's quite a lot of decent silent films though. I like a lot of Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton too.

>>81483229
Indeed. Will gets to enjoy Ruth's tuppence while we all sit indoors sad, bored, lonely and depressed.

eva probably having a goon sesh

Melty, spam, seethe, personality drama 7 days a week 365 days a year

Iran striked back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5smMZcvbME

>>81483257
You are here to read it all little lid.

the sad sack is still bumping his other threads too but why?

>>81483138
These are brilliant!

Is I highly doubt it but is there anywhere in Kent you've been?

>>81483266
Who cares lad?

>>81482969
i didnt finish watching a tale of two sisters so lets watch that

FYI, Mosfilms has a playlist with all their kino on YouTube with English subtitles.
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7EqAsBxqGggrcgR5EkZmWtLydBdTS6hF&si=UEm8LhD6e4aIXxGq

>>81483288
Oh brilliant lad, thanks for sharing

>>81482907
Is it a place that was made for the elderly but the government forced them to take mongs in?

To lads who aren't DVDlad or huge film nerds, what's your favourite film?

>>81483332
Don't know it's a charity that run homeless shelters and they're all on top rate benefits and spending it all on drugs. I know this because I have a relative that works for them and people regularly OD. They have policies but they don't give a fuck.

>>81483336
Ace Ventura

>>81483336
Why do you ask this with those conditions?

>>81483336
Probably Taxi Driver

You really are a thick cunt idmong

>>81483344
I love this country!

>>81483357
None of your business. Answer the question or jog on.

>>81483377
Gay Niggas from Outer Space

>>81483336
Croupier (1998).

Imagine how sweaty fannys are today

>>81483405
Eva's arsehole must be like a damp cavern. Corrrr.

1/5 kids in school is now special needs.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c23mdz2728zo

Christ alive lads. Sad times. What is causing this? Article says it is mostly due to a rise in autism.

Martini: poured
Spandau Ballet: On
Yep, I'm thinking it's time to watch the world burn

>>81483433
Not a rise in autism just a rise in diagnoses combined with shit parents who coddle their kids and don't give them a chance.

>>81483336
Could not say one specifically these are a few

Trainspotting (1996)
Withnail and I (1987)
Full Metal Jacket (1987)

>>81483272
Ever?
Yeah most of it desu. Still got to get Maidstone and Ramsgate Toby yet

>>81483447
having a similar evening desu lad

>>81483451
Possibly. Possibly.


However as a teacher I have noticed a lot of kids now genuinely do have autism and other shit going wrong. Bad socialising and smartphones are used as explanation but the most compelling argument so far is just that people are having kids older in their late 30s rather in their 20s like they used to, which increases the likelihood of shit going wrong.

Read this as 'The Poley Arms Hotel' at first

>>81483471
It all leads back to women in the workplace. Means that smarter people have less children if any and they have them way too late.

>>81483288
I'll give the first a go, see what it's like. Thanks anonski.

A lot of society's problems can be traced to both parents being at work. Not even joking, I genuinely believe this.

>>81483495
>>81483480
You know the score lad, the ultimate subversion

To eva:
I'd cut off all my fingers to touch you
You stupid bitch you mutilate my soul
I want to put my fingers deep inside you
I wonder if you're thinking of me now

>>81483336
No particular order
The Shining (1980)
Inception (2010)
The Prestige (2006)
Whiplash (2014)
The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)
Kill Bill: Vol 1 (2003)

Total distance walked 8km/5miles. Bice little bit of exercise. It might not be for you but it is for me

>>81483514
>Bice little bit of exercise

>>81483514
Forgot the image didn't I

eva6's sweaty muff

Anyone seen this kino? It's really long but I love it.

Thinking of converting to Islam is I lids. Corrr, can't wait to get on that din.

>>81483518
Nice job doxxing yourself mate

>>81483527
I haven't lad, no

>>81483513
Love The Prestige, me.
>>81483535
I wonder if he even has a VHS player. Haven't seen it when he shows off his idims.

>>81483535
>>81483547
He picked up those VHS tapes at his charity shop volunteering job.

99% sure he doesn't own a VHS player.

>>81483127
cor it's possible parts of "The Krotons" were filmed here.

>>81483336
Brazil (1985)

Remember when SSM 'found' a load of old mobile phones in a skip. Said he planned to fix them and sell them off on Facebook Market place.

Me? Hanging out on Worcester road in Malvern, looking for autists.

>>81483336
Never watched a film in my life

>>81483518
my one of these had a little Pikachu you had to feed.

Any Malvern live cams? Maybe we can find the fat mong

>>81483579
Alright Michael Owen mate?

On them 4 lokos again me.

How it should be xxx

>>81483584
We need Stalker anon on the case

>>81483518
can you not sent this to imperial? how are you not confused?

>>81483599
Looks identical to the last four loko pic you posted

>>81483599
are these like those Dragon Soop things? heart attack cans?

>>81483599
corrrr hope you've got a thick nappy on to deal with all that piss later little seany x

Just seen that video of missiles hitting Tel Aviv

We're at war now boys

>>81483594
Glad to see someone got the reference

>>81483620
Been watching THAT video have you, lad?

Looks like several thousand killed in Tel Aviv. Entire blocks wiped out.

Reckon Israel will retaliate with nukes?

Korrrr lids my nappy gettin a bit full

Hope they blow each other to kingdom come to be honest.

>>81483620
>Just seen that video

Wife is going to wank me off with some oil later, should be fun

Ebin's new video is shit. I unsubscribed.

>>81483674
Corrr, love a good stroke with some proper lube. With good technique it's better than a gobby or fanny.

>>81483684
He'll never get to 100 subscribers now. It sad

shitting his nappy on the battlefield? oh aye

>>81483702
Front line soldiers literally don't care if one of their comrades shits themself in combat, lad. Combat is fucking brutal and men shit/piss themselves all the time.

>>81483518
>52.113392, 2.330124
Bro's in a dinghy.

>>81483244
no i had a thinese and asome alcohol but i was just watchign fishtank.live

>>81483722
The last number is degrees west, little zoomer. If you don't specify, with a -, it'll have it as degrees east.

>>81483711
Doubt that, lad. Can't shit yourself if your intestines are outside your body.

Moni is cute now

>>81483418
i am a little bit sweaty but i have my window open

>>81483743
How do you feel about people constantly making abhorrent comments in regards to you and your body?

>>81483735
You sound sloshed

>>81483685
It's lush, though personally overall I prefer a good blowie and some pussy/arse to a handjob, but sometimes you wanna change it up a bit you know? She does this thing where she like keeps both her hands running up the shaft and her grip starts of soft at the base and works up to tighter at the top and it's fucking magical because she just keeps going and going for ages. Sometimes she likes to tease me a bit and tells me not to cum and it's a game to try and hold myself back and she loves when she knows she can push me over the edge and I can't hold it back.

>>81483743
>i am a little bit sweaty
proof?

did somebody say... sweety feety?

>>81483751
i think its jst the internet you know its gonna hoappen regardless
>>81483759
the fucking weather

>>81483743
Hand you ever given a nice young lad an oily tug, eva?

>>81483754
Corr, lush lid, lush.

Until eva6 posts a pic of her tuppence I will not believe 'she' is a real female.

>>81483766
need pictorial proof, specifically of your sweaty body

>Supposed sex havers on /britfeel/

i am busy watching gidhank

Very funny to me that the Jews are the new Nazis.

>lil twolly bumping all threads before making another

>>81483784
This. I will be requiring a timestamped tuppence photograph for inspection.

>>81483784
>Tuppence
What in the Chris Chan is this?

>>81483795
How many wokkles of wkd have you had?

>>81483806
it was two big cans of cyder or cider and i had them very quick

>>81483784
"She" won't even do a vocaroo

Taking advantage of Eva while she's drunk, lubing up her left nostril and making her give you a nosejob.

So lads who are we supporting between Israel and Iran?
I like Israel over Palestein but I'm thinking I like Iran more than Israel.
Just a vibe thing mostly.

Second dirty martini for me de lads, pacing myself innit x
Music wise I've moved on to a bit of Roxy Music.

New thread RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT FOOKIN NOW! x

>>81483803
It's old fashioned British slang.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/tuppence

Laughing at all you mongs whilst I enjoy my 15 degrees AC cooled room x

>>81483820
>palestein
a jewish vampire?

>>81483820
iran and palestine

>>81483820
Israel desu

About ready for making a new thread, king?

>>81483803
Newfag detected. Tuppence has been part of the britfeel vernacular for years now.

>>81483820
Neither. Both sides are cunts.

makes me wanna tinkle a lot though

>Had a few ciders heehee x

in the summer my ice cream melts

>>81483843
>makes me wanna tinkle a lot though
*opens mouth*

>>81483838
Here you go king x
>>81483854
>>81483854
>>81483854

i dont see you anymore im not wearing swim goggles

>>81483812
When "her" voice ends up sounding like Vin Diesel the gimmick will be up.

>>81483843
Get that nappy on before you have an accident lass x

>>81483871
Crossy is all about family after all.

Yeah the one I have to force the least

oh fuck i didnt notice, gotta hit the slots tonight