Thread 81499897

Fembots all I want is a smelly, mean gf who bosses me around all day, doesn't shower often and will neet max while making me do everything.

Is it possible? What she looks like could not matter less

>>81499897 (OP)
Don't give up hope, based anon

>>81500028
Thanks anon I wont

>>81499897 (OP)
does she have to be mean and bossy

>>81500566
OP's tastes are too specific. I have a nice pickme neetwife-who-stinks-good and I highly recommend it to others.

>>81500714
>get back home after walking one of my cats
>neetwife makes drowsy cat sound
>she is drowsing in bed
>go give her a hug
>she asks me to put her weighted blanket on her
>tuck her in with weighted blanket, kiss her on the cheek, and tell her she's the best
>she says "no, you're the best" and goes back to sleep
I'm gonna knock her up

>>81500714
>>81500566
I mean ideally I want her to smell bad and not care how gross she smells and how it impacts me. In my head that's mean and bossy but I guess nice but ignorant fits that bill too

>>81501622
that's me but it's just out of laziness not because i'm mean

>>81501701
But like you wouldn't think to bathe just because you're around me and you smell. That and you'd still want to cuddle and be next to me even though you reek.

That's the hope at least for me

>>81501724
>>81501701
Because really I just want you to smell bad and make it my problem

>>81501622
The difference between me and you is that I enjoy the smell and ask to sniff my neetwife when she's stinky. It's not gross, it's enjoyable.

I hope you like women having body hair like sasquatches

>>81501912
Body hair is objectively hot

>>81501899
Different strokes ya know?

>>81501912
Sasquatch? Not hairy enough.

>>81500714
>I have a nice pickme neetwife
You are lying
How did you acquire that?

>>81499897 (OP)
I just want a weird girl who likes anime and lets me fondle her very often. I would pet her and bring her snacks and kiss her forehead.

>>81503012
I met her at a my little pony convention and I make more than enough money to support us both.

>>81503012
>>81503180
Also I treat her like this: >>81500827
And grope her often and pop her butt pimples for her.

>>81499897 (OP)
what if she's fat hairy and black

>>81503257
Hot honestly

>>81503331
woah thank you

>>81499897 (OP)
I wanna be a smelly neetwife :(

>>81503364
We're you worried that would be a deal breaker? Fat black girls are hot and hairy girls are hot so the combo is great!

>>81503364
So why don't you?

>>81503396
The number of guys who want a smelly neetwife is higher than the number of chicks who want to be one. I believe in you nona, make your dreams real.

>>81503428
well yes, it is for most people. thanks lol

also i think you replied to the wrong person

>>81503461
Well yes but i'm trans so im undesirable

>>81503533
Fair but I think they're taste could just be better lol. If there was a fat, smelly, hairy black girl willing to live with me and stay smelly I'd sign up in a heartbeat

the mean part could be possible but a lot of neets tend to get depressed easily so i think most of them are submissive? however the submission can work to your benefit. you could enable them until theyre so spoiled they simply expect it.....

gl on ur mean neet wife dream nonny

>>81503622
They don't have to be that mean. I just want them to not give a shit if I think they smell and not do anything to change. Though bonus if they wanna make me rub their feet or they sit on my face type stuff

>>81503565
would you wait like a year

>>81503648
oh smell torture? hawt!

>>81503681
Yeah basically. I don't think many women are into it though

>>81503662
I'm sure I'll still be looking in a year at this rate. What's in a year though? If you're like 17 then that's actually a no just because dating a freshly 18 year old is a bridge too far tbqh

>>81503696
now im interested in ur story lad. i like my autonomy too much to ever give it up but whoever gets to be ur pet neetwife sounds lucky !
what r u like?
you are planning to take on and support another person who does absolutely nothing? can you afford that?
what region/where do you live?

>>81503731
The neet part is pretty optional too I just assume that's who'd smell bad by default. If I could have a wife who has a job or a social life AND who smells I'd be down for that too.

I can afford a second person here in the Midwest USA pretty easily based on my salary.

Im just kind of a normal guy, I'm actually really strict about my own hygiene. I'm decently tall, chubby, work from home in tech, like photography and video games. I'm pretty socially active with a good group of friends. I'm 33 so on the older side of 4chan for sure

>>81503622
>the man in sems OP is fit
This only proves that sems like fit men.

>>81503731
>i like my autonomy too much to ever give it up
In what way are you autonomous?

Tfw Sems smelly cooch is only reserved for Chad.

>>81503731
>person who does absolutely nothing?
My neetwife doesn't do absolutely nothing, she decorates the house, helps take care of the cats, and does a lot of the driving. OP may prefer a full do-nothing though

>>81499897 (OP)
What's your body type like?

This. I need a hairy fembot with a big butt and lets me eat out her asshole.

>>81504098
I would say sems but she only let's Chad eat her stinky poopy butthole.

Being a loser woman is more desirable than being a loser male.

>>81504115
Pain. Chad always gets the good shit.
[fart fetish spoiler btw]

>>81504118
Indeed. There's something really hot about it. It's why Sems has so many male slave orbiters.

>>81503257
Fat, short, hairy and ugly black Neet girls deserve love too.

>>81504089
Tall and chubby

>>81504201
Your not good enough for sems. Your not that guy pal.

>>81504298
Didn't know who she was before this thread lol she seems nice but I'm not like simping for her specifically, more just all smelly women

>>81503770
makes sense. yes people with social lives tend to smell at least a bit neutral in order to not be publicly offensive depending on their job/what they do. varies of course

>based on my salary
what kind of work do you do?

>really strict about my own hygiene
what draws you to smelly girls? what started this all?

>decently tall, chubby
height/weight?

>>81503898
have fun with your retardation anon im sure it never gets dull for you
>>81503940
ummm. i can pick what mum gets at the store sometimes : D
(i am working on gaining my autonomy ;_; shut up)
>>81504020
that is really cute

>>81504397
>have fun with your retardation anon im sure it never gets dull for you.
Yay! Nona gave me attention. Now admit that I'm right.

>>81504397
Sems! Check your other thread. I'm your biggest fan. Reply to my comments. I even posted a video dedicated to you. It's of your future.

>>81504397
>height/weight?
Bf applications? GET IT ON. Nigga better be over 6 feet.

>>81504397
>what kind of work do you do?
I work in product engineering for a tech company.

>what draws you to smelly girls? what started this all?
Wonderful question, wish I knew but it's like the only thing it find deeply attractive. Probably that Skunk girl from Tiny Toons ngl

>height/weight?
6'1 high 200s but Ivw been lifting weights for the last 2 years

>>81504454
Bro, you and sems should get it on. With a little luck this can be your future.

>>81504454
>6'1 high 200s but Ivw been lifting weights for the last 2 years
Sems is 250 pounds. Can you carry that?

>>81504504
I could Squat with that weight idk about like a full on carry lol but progress is still going so maybe some day

>>81504527
>I could Squat with that weight idk about like a full on carry lol but progress is still going so maybe some day
Dream BIG. Sems has a pretty nice gallery. Just look at desuarchive.org and search her trip and catbox ;)

>>81504454
>I work in product engineering for a tech company.
oh cool, is that hands on or what? how did you get into that position? traditionally, by rec, or did u nepo ur way in
>Probably that Skunk girl from Tiny Toons ngl
wtf interesting but that only accounts for smell.. what about the other fetishes? i love fetish origin stories
>6'1 high 200s but Ivw been lifting weights for the last 2 years
tummy : D
smack

>>81504540
Lol I'm not as obsessed with her as you all seem to be. Going back to look at nudes of a random online seems weird. I'm already enough of a weirdo into smelly chicks anon

>>81504559
its literally this one guy who has been spamming for over a week im pretty sure kek hes even made his own threads just to start arguments with people about his autistic special interest. juts ignore retarded bait

>>81504552
Nah I sit at a desk and a computer all da reviewing code and writing Jira tickets lol. But I was working for a smaller company that got ate by a bigger one so the money is good.

As far as the other fetishes I've kind of always been more on the subby side of things I guess, 0 clue why. Maybe all the older girls I was exposed to from being the hanger in in my brothers friend group.

>>81504572
>its literally this one guy who has been spamming for over a week im pretty sure kek hes even made his own threads just to start arguments with people about his autistic special interest.
True
>juts ignore retarded bait
But why would I bait though? What if I'm completely serious?

>>81504588
>Jira
what is jira?
>Nah I sit at a desk and a computer all da reviewing code
what do you do for fun outside of it? what would you want ur neet wife to do ?
>I've kind of always been more on the subby side of things I guess
a servicing submissive! hm ! that is cute. what did you engage with when you first explored your sexuality independently?
>Maybe all the older girls I was exposed to from being the hanger
awww, cute, did you have a crush on any?

>>81504756
>what is jira?
Not that anon but jira is literally satan

>>81503180
>I met her at a my little pony convention
Lmao bronies are doing better than me.

>>81499897 (OP)
I think that's how most of women have been living since the dawn of the humankind, it's not some niche fetish lol
Women are natural-born NEET species, unless they're forced to do some shit to survive

>gently kissing neetwife's inner thighs while she plays stardew valley on her switch
Bliss

>>81504315
>>81504540
she's a smelly braphog

>>81504982
Also to clarify I just did this and came to brag about it here, but mostly to demonstrate to femcels what they're missing out on by trying to 'work on' and normify themselves instead of accepting the joy of neetwifery.

>>81504756
Jira is a like software that manages projects and jobs for software engineering basically

I have a lot of I guess nerdy hobbies. TTRPGs, Hiking, Board games, I'm a pretty big movie buff. Love to cook and bake.

All of my sexual experiences have been pretty vanilla ngl I've never done the things I'm fetishizing to the degree Id like

I had a crush on a specific one for a long time ngl. She was super sweet but pretty bossy with me and him

>>81505025
How does her face look like that when she's so fat?
There's like no fat in her face.

>>81505025
She is super cute for sure

>>81505044

>Jira is a like software that manages projects and jobs for software engineering basically
why did that anon call it satan lmao
>TTRPGs, Hiking, Board games,
naise, do you play vidya? if so what
what board games?
i like hiking. well more like forest walks i havent been on an actual hike up a mountain since i was a kid. i miss going on nature awlalks with mom but the summer is warming up so we should be hanging out more
>All of my sexual experiences-
i meant when you first started masturbation or saw porn etc. what kind of content you gravitated towards and such
>I had a crush on a specific one
what did she look like>?
>super sweet but pretty bossy
cute.,..

>>81505025
I hadn't seen this wemb before, naiiiice

>>81505846
Jiras just where all the work is assigned, comments left, work reviewed etc. It's like we're all the annoying work stuff that isn't WORK actually happens.

I play a lot of video games yeah! Board game wise it's a lot of euro boardgames with friends usually. Also I love hiking so much just being out in nature is so like idk simple and enjoyable

Masturbating to smelly girls and mean girls was actually not a thing until like adult hood. It was futa first like a lotta weird anime nerdy guys in high school I feel lol. Then subbiness started shortly after then smelly gross girls and situations was like year 3 of college. I saw images and it like reclicked that I was always super into that.

She was really tall, dyed red hair, the mall goth aesthetic of the early 2000s

>>81505025
>she didn't slap her belly
BOO. REMAKE IT.

>>81501899
why do robots automatically think neet girls dont shower.. i shower at least every 3 days cmon its insullting.. in any case.. i would love to boss a guy around while he loves me just doing nothing.. too good to be true though ANON your luring us in to prey on us for our female organs i will not sex with you anon

>>81506327
>every 3 days
Acceptable

>>81499897 (OP)
>Be me
>Work intense labour job lifting 8-12 time per day
>Crave nothing more than to pamper a woman who is extremely fat and does nothing all day
>>81505025
Where do I find more of this woman, I never come here I meant to go to pol

>>81506327
It just makes like me take sense you know?

>>81507596
My phone autocorrected mental to me take so I sounded retarded, my bad

Good thread anons