British roses edition

Wonder if SSM is out on the beaches and benches today

nice tits shame about the rest

>>81563823 (OP)
How is the right outfit legal? I'd get stopped by the police if I went out with 90% of my balls on show

SSM slurping on Ruth's rose

>>81563823 (OP)
ruth in 5 years

1st for 500 quid not being a lot of money

>>81563823 (OP)
I'd fuck the absolute shit out of that slampig on that right phwoaarrrrrrrr no regrets

>>81563835
she doesnt have balls lad, well she might but they are hidden

>>81563844
>t. fatherless edgelord

>>81563852
Same here lad. Same

has anons spacker tray caught fire yet?

my tuppence is sweaty

>>81563864
>my tuppence is sweaty
Proof?

>>81563856
it is far too easy to upset you mongs at times

Fucking shooting fish in a barrel lmao

Got a bit of Nelly on

Reminder to disregard the mongs telling you not to wear sunscreen, they've already aged and are wrinkly and jealous of us smooth skinned posters

It not right that Kim was taken from us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzqHeaHgtdw

It actually depressed me some minor britfeel character I used to shitpost about became some hulking glowie gigachad while I'm in the same incel life.

>l only go out protected
>l only go in protected

>>81563879
reminded me of this old classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zlEicxvE8g

You'll look better because of less UV but you might get skin cancer from the slop of confirmed carcinogens you lathered yourself in. It's the tradeoff.

>>81563879
Once had a drunken wank over her

Putting the SPF50+ on despite it being overcast because real kings know UV penetrates cloud cover

>>81563884
Is that really the same person as pic related?

>>81563900
Whatever the truth hes 100% a glowie, its too much of a concidence.

wouldnt mind penetrating ruths cloud cover

>>81563855
thank you my brother in thermodynamics.
plate was shit hot and warmed up my lap, but the tray is fine (the kitchen towel means nothing to me.)

>>81563896
theres no carcinogens in sunscreen anymore
maybe there were back in the 70s and 80s when you were a teenager though

>>81563868
Not upset in the slightest pal, just pointing out your lack of decent upbringing.

Yes good goy, go out in the sun, get cancer and age like a wethered ballsack

>>81563921
Boring gimmick Kyle

>>81563921
get some new material for fucks sake

have any of you lads ever been to france and eaten slugs or frogs legs or whatever the fuck they eat there? is it really that bad?

>>81563884
no one cares about you anymore. It's not 2016.

>>81563941
No but I ate a French lasses arsehole in Uni and it smelled terrible.

>>81563941
Yeah they're lush but I prefer oysters

>>81563884
was he a minor?

>>81563844
500 quid? don't even know what that is mate

>>81563954
I don't think so, he had a car didn't he? He and weatherflu orbited some fish looking trannard named Cola, thats where that picture was taken

>>81563951
>going down on someones arse
disgusting behaviour desu, thats how you get pinkeye

is it worth buying a fleshlight

>>81563954
He is 17 in that pic anon posted.

>>81563913
Most of this shit is very toxic and a bunch of it is carcinogenic or forms carcinogens under UV light which causes further chemical reactions

>>81563945
>no one cares about you anymore

The fate of everybody

>>81563904
I reckon it's equally as possible that someone doing a LARP just looked up on instagram for people who had posted pics of Snowdon from Thursday, on the off chance that it would be someone I would have passed, and remembered. I did post a picture that could have let them know which exact path I was on.

He seemed to know a lot about the paths/car parks/bus timetables but I suppose it could have been researched.

But I did mention it 4 days in advance.
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81504360/#81505120

It was pretty vaugue and non-commital though, that would be a lot of effort though, driving hundreds of miles potentially and spending hours climing a mountain, just to briefly pass me for a few seconds. When I posted a picture about 750 metres up, he could have then worked out roughly when I'd be passing that point. The person in that pic was with a woman too, imagine dragging her along two, maybe she didn't even know and he was even pulling the wool over her eyes about the real intent of the visit.

>>81563823 (OP)
No matter where I roam
I will return to my English rose
For no bonds can ever tempt me from she

>gonna slather myself in a concoction of Aqua, Butylene Glycol Dicaprylate/Dicaprate, Glycerin, Butyl Methoxydibenzoylmethane, Ethylhexyl Salicylate, Alcohol Denat., Bis-Ethylhexyloxyphenol Methoxyphenyl Triazine, Sodium Phenylbenzimidazole Sulfonate, VP/Hexadecene Copolymer, Glyceryl Glucoside, Tocopheryl Acetate, Silica Dimethyl Silylate, Polyglyceryl-3 Methylglucose Distearate, Sodium Acrylates/C10-30 Alkyl Acrylate Crosspolymer, Xanthan Gum, Trisodium EDTA, Phenoxyethanol, Ethylparaben, Methylparaben, Linalool, Limonene, , Benzyl Alcohol, Alpha-Isomethyl Ionone, Citronellol, Eugenol, Coumarin, Parfum, just to 'protect' me from the source of all life on earth that hung over our planet for billions of years

>>81563972
They're ok. Tenga products are a cheap and good way to try a stroker. They're a bit small, though, and you can poke holes in them if you're too rough with them. Washing a masturbation sleeve out is depressing desu

>>81563975
>bunch of it is carcinogenic
which one mate?

Its raining here boys.. still slightly warm.
Absolutely perfect.. gunna do some cook up some lamb and watch it from the window

>>81563972
The Angela White one is pretty good imo

Shippy seems like a sensible lad bet he wears sunscreen when he's going up them mountains

do we say 'a minor' in the UK? it might exist in law, but i swear i only ever heard it in man-on-the-street speech in the form of American fiction.

>>81564010
I've heard it used as a more formal term, but I don't know if it's commonplace. I'd just say kids/teens under most circumstances.

>>81564010
Someone says minor here.. it just means its not a big problem.. never heard anyone refer to kids this way. Its just kids.. or little ones. Or idk. Fucking wee shites

>>81564010
round here, a minor was someone who worked down t'pit

>>81564009
>UV increases 10% for every 1,000m
>Snowdon: 1085m
Not only did I not wear sunscreen on a clear sunny day 2 days before the summer solstice, I also got a 10% boost from altitude

>>81563990
>Washing a masturbation sleeve out is depressing desu
and then you have to wonder things like 'does this go on the draining board?'
'if it's drying by the window, will the neighbours know what it is?'

A minor is a person who is still legally a child. In Britain and most states in the United States, people are minors until they reach the age of eighteen.

Not only is shippy balding, his refusal to wear sunscreen must mean his skin is appauling. Lad will look 60 by the time hes 40.

Meine Hure.

>>81564037
He already looks the same age as SSM (who is 51)

>>81564024
this is the best answer.
>>81564023
this is the correct answer. heard someone say it on a panel show and something twigged: might not be an outright Americanism, but it felt a bit off.

I wonder how many minors have posted in /britfeel/ over the years

Most 30+ lads weren't really educated on sunscreen, lots of them think it's "gay", it's only zoomers who are more educated on these topics

>>81564060
>lots of them think it's "gay"

sunscreen is gay edition

>>81564060
am working for RM at the moment and I see enough leather-faced 35 year olds to see the value of sunscreen.

>>81564059
I started posting on /b/ when I was 17 fucking yonks ago. Back when it was super cool and edgy to do so. Didn't make it to the other boards until after mind.

Are race courses the best place to meet slampigs?

>>81564076
>RM
Royal Mail?

>>81564035
I used to leave it to drain in my room's sink at university, hope no-one did a check when I wasn't there and saw anything.
The sound of air being pushed/pulled through them during use always distracted me, too.
I did get super drunk and wedge it between my mattress and bedframe at uni once, but I was too drunk to realise that I couldn't cum. When I woke up, my dick was super swollen and sore and I didn't leave the room for 2 days out of shame/it being painful.

>>81564094
i think he means ruth mong

Might get into horse racing

>>81564094
Yeah. Shitty job, but being out in my area is kind of nice as I never really go out when I'm off work. It's amazing how liked posties are given that the job has almost zero barrier to entry. My previous jobs in retail were more mentally taxing and they were mind numbing.

>>81563997
That's the one I have corr

Lamb and eggs are done .. rains still going. Todays reet nice ya know

>>81563993
Limonene
>Can form oxidation products under UV or air that are cytotoxic or genotoxic in vitro.
Linalool
>Similar to limonene; oxidized forms may be cytotoxic or damaging to DNA.
Eugenol
>Can undergo oxidation; some DNA-damaging activity in lab settings.
>IARC lists it as "possibly carcinogenic in animals" with "insufficient human data."
Coumarin
>Banned in food in some countries due to liver toxicity and carcinogenicity in rats.
>Still allowed in cosmetics at low concentrations.
Ethylparaben / Methylparaben
>Weak estrogenic activity in vitro; debated role in hormone-sensitive cancers.
>No conclusive evidence in humans, but caution advised.
Fragrance / Parfum
>Not a particular molecule itself, instead a generic ingredient name as a catch-all for many unknown chemicals, often complex hydrocarbons.

Will very likely form benzene, with benzene being a known and officially classified carcinogen:
Butyl Methoxydibenzoylmethane (Avobenzone)
>Breaks down under UV into reactive fragments; shown to form free radicals.

Might form benzene under UV and with other chemicals:
Bis-Ethylhexyloxyphenol Methoxyphenyl Triazine
Benzyl Alcohol

If you drunk a bottle of this sunscreen, you'd be in the hospital. Obviously that's ridiculous and we're talking about putting it on your skin. But it does beg the question, why would we lather our skin in something that's so toxic it would put us in the hospital if we consumed it?

Thirsty weather is it not

>>81564138
Smirnoffbro on a mad one

>>81564132
>why would we use a scalpel for surgery when getting stabbed could kill you?!?!?!?!?!?!
shitposts aside, I've heard of Europeans using olive oil for sun protection before if you're concerned about chemicals/carcinogens.

>>81564138
was actually just thinking about having a lie-down shower myself, probably wouldnt take as much booze though

list of things that make you gay
>wearing sunscreen
>washing your face
>wearing moisturiser
>using chapstick
>using hair conditioner
>owning a loofah
>filing your nails
>flossing your teeth
>talking about pores
>trimming nose hairs
>having soft hands
>blow drying hair
>using foot cream
>putting oil in your hair
>eating salad
>liking cats

>>81563972
i have the see through one, feels good. i just rinse it out in the shower after, 1 min and you're done cleaning it

>>81564148
thats just big olive-oil trying to boost sales, if you want to protect yourself the natural way then you cover yourself in mud and/or cow shit

>>81564159
>posting in /britfeel/

>>81564096
someone needs to invent a simple, discreet vice/suction grip product that can affix a masturbation aid to e.g. a wall.

and that someone should be you.

>>81564159
you forgot
>wearing a condom

Going to stop wearing sunscreen because that shits gay and gives you cancer, going to start covering my face in mud and cowshit
Thanks britfeel for your expert advice x

>>81564172
This already exists, I'm pretty sure.
https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/lubes-essentials/sex-toy-essentials/sex-toy-bondage-essentials/p/fleshlight-shower-mount-and-hands-free-adaptor/a40372g73777.html

>>81564173
enjoy your STIs

I hope you're looking after your Apus. How are you keeping yours from melting in the heat? I've got my Dwarf Merovingian Garden Helpers in the paddling pool.

>>81564037
Reckon alcohol and cigarette do far more damage than UV desu

explain to me how covering your face in cowshit will give you cancer, you cant because it wont

>>81564148
Yeah that's 100x better, there are also mineral sunscreens like zinc. Sunscreens have been shilled to the masses for the last century this song might be the best example https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ7AzBIJoI

>>81564181
>enjoy your STI

Mental to think this laughable amount, has been more than I've earned in 6 years.
Feelsgoodman.png
Might be able to buy 5 packs of sosij rolls.

>>81564180
i'm going to be honest, i didn't expect anything when i wrote my post. i'm not surprised that this exists, in hindsight. but i AM worried how quickly you KNEW that it exists.
you OK, lad? when was the last time you spoke to a woman?

>>81564200
no STIs here lid

shaving anywhere below the neck is gay

>>81563983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-cEyiM9adE

>>81564203
I spent a lot of time bored and horny when I was failing university, and searching "fleshlight mount" and replying with the first link took maybe 20 seconds at most.

>>81564180
wonder how many lads have broken their bathroom tiles using one of them

i do appreciate how condomlid has expanded his gimmick, to decide sunscreen is the sheath of the skin. i see how he got there.

looking forward to winter when it's
>coats

>>81564181
The only point in wearing a johnny is so you don't get shit on your knob. And you'd only be getting shit on your knob if you're a bender. If you like shagging girls up the arse and you think you're not a bender, I've got some news for you.

>>81564224
You're putting too much thought to what is on my cock desu lad.

>>81564202
Whats the hourly rate works out?

ANOTHER BASTARD FLY
ITS RAINING AND ONE STILL FLEW IN
THEY ARE GOING TO MAKE ME GO DAFT

Shippy and the mysterious case of Syphiliis

Anyone here own a rubber arse? I was thinking I could get one and go to town on it

Trim my pubes every once in a while but shaving them is out of the question, tried that in the past it makes you so itchy and occasionally cut your nutsack too

>>81564238
have you considered buying a window fly net

>>81564222
Nothing wrong with coats lad

>>81564249
mine itched the first time i ever did it but that was only because i shaved it all off from a full bush. never got any problems with it now so its well lush x

>>81564248
I've thought about it, but they take up so much room. I can just pop my fleshlight in a drawer

I would get a fleshlite but I don't want my name to show up when they get hacked in 7 years or have it on my bank statement desu

Might get a keyboard to play music on, been looking at the yamaha p 225

>>81564268
They're on amazon now mate

>>81564251
Yes but i cant be arsed.. im also not spending money on the fuckers. Ill just kill them but i hate having to fanny about all the time too

>>81564268
Bought mine on Amazon. Idgaf

>>81564234
fellas is it gay to make sure anon's perfect cock doesn't have a condom on so I can experience all of it without any barriers
>>81564202
Get on Prolific, Streetbees, Usertesting, YouGov or Inspired Opinions

fucking hell i do not miss flat-shares. for me, the problem was the shagging.
i know we are animals, but Orwell put it best: some animals are more animal than others.

Put your middle finger up your bum and wiggle it around next time you have a wank lads, feels well nice

Ruth is getting pissed with her Dad at a brewery in Newcastle. She's already 12 beers in.

Is that dualious just full of feds?

>>81564296
>She's already 12 beers in.
/pintwoman/

Wanking with a fleshlight feels incredible lads, especially combined with the correct amount of lube.

>>81564296
Ive gone off beer just makes me feel sick after a few pints now

>>81564293
thats gayer than washing behind your ears

>>81564311
learnt recently less is more with fleshlights, helps with the suction feeling too

>>81564311
Can you proper go to town on it mate x
Can you show us how it's done?

>>81564312
I like it in moderation. One or two pints of good quality beer, occasionally.

What about a chokey pokey bum wank? Just saw that on urban dictionary. Corr

>>81564268
i jumped through layers of cybersecurity hoops written by opsec madmen, only to order
>4 Pcs Novelty Ket Spoon Necklace Set
in my own name.

wouldn't worry about it, lad. once you get caught, it's always the next sin down. (if i end up being a paedophile, i'm saying my hard drive is full of drug stuff.)

where can i obtain myself a nice burner e-mail that doesnt want my phone number?

Is it weird to let my gf wank me off with a fleshlight?

>>81564354
thres plenty of those mate

Would you ride an air balloon lads. Hope they were wearing sunscreen at least

>>81564296
Looking at the percentages of these beers. 7.1 and 8.2 percent as well. The lass isn't drinking session beers.

>>81564354
https://generator.email

>>81564299
yeah it glows fr fr.

take it from me: a lot of these computer whizzes know what they're doing. but at the end of the day it's some guy in Nottingham eating crisps.
you aren't console cowboys engaged in cyber warfare.

>>81564362
This is what happens when the right safety precautions aren't taken. In reality we shouldn't have modern aviation because the universe already gave us the solution (gases like hydrogen and helium) to flight. Yes they are highly flammable, which is why you isolate them from anything that could cause ignition. We should have tens of thousands of airships in the air around the world right now instead of ridiculous metal death traps like planes. But society went a different way after the Hindleyberg disaster of 1937. One might even propose the theory that it was set on fire intentionaly by shady men who wanted the aviation industry and the oil/petroleum it needed to take off instead.

sweaty genitals

No need to go though the embarrassment of buying a fleshlight lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGZ29cpfk2U

Welper told them mongs the kids made it all up. It his world so they believe him. Oh aye. Mischief Mansion vibes x

Had a dildo once, not gay or anything but was experimenting with things that made me feel good at the time. Think family saw it by accident once because it was in an old chest of drawers they took out for the skip and then I realised it was in the bottom drawer. No way they didn't check the drawers kek

Wivil servants need to get back in the office x

>>81564425
nothing to be embarrassed about lad all women have vibrators so we men should be able to have fleshlights x

Wivil servants back in the office whilst I WFH from my luxury Bangkok apartment

For me it's obscure jap ambient music from the 80s and 90s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3m7HXeiHpg

>Wylam Brewery
cor, now there is a liminal place. composing this post (which i shan't edit) before finding a photograph, but it is eerie. just some mad town square type building but out on the moor. why.

In the hall of the mountain king

>>81564459
for me it's trying to remember a 70s/80s Japanese jazz guy's weird album, and hoping you post the exact one right now

>>81564482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiTo0nkfTm8 Is it this one lad

>>81564237
I've made 8.27, and it's taken ~252 hours, so, about thruppence an hour.

>>81564248
The fabled sex arse

>>81564284
I'll check them out.

>>81564495
nah it was this, just found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZsEHsRW54A
one of those things i thought i'd never find again then found right away. scrolled through Wikipedia and Discogs for a bit, third google result for 'japanese 70s weird jazz saxophone' did the trick, somehow. fuck knows how searching the internet works now, it doesn't just search for things any more.

cheers for that though i am listening now

>>81564459
for me its dogshit one man metal made by trannies in the 2020s

>>81564527
also interested in this, post whatever it is you're referencing

>>81564463
Just realised how massive that park is, relatively for the size of the city. Reminds me of Phoenix Park in Dublin a bit

>>81564535
you shouldnt be it's genuinely trash
https://morphinedsbm.bandcamp.com/album/dysphoria

Look at this size of this park compared to Newcastle city centre.

Also while in this part of the country I've realised Sunderland doesn't have any big city park at all

I wonder why Sunderland doesn't have a park

>>81564567
Helperlad doesn't allow parks in his regime.

>>81563844
its not a lot of money when I receive it or save it but lord knows I would rather die than part ways with 500 out of my account, despite eternally saving, will I ever buy anything for myself? stay tuned (probably not)

>>81564586
I buy things for myself, then go "this is too much effort" or "i'd just be shit at it", and then it sits in a cupboard and never gets used.
Thinking specifically about the DSLR i got

>>81564580
he doesnt need one hes got shared courtyard x

>>81564592
The DSLR stuff is easy, anon. You just spam pics until you get some good stuff and as you become more familiar with using it you get more good pics. Getting macro and zoom lenses helped a lot for motivating me.

>>81564459
Haroumi Hosono from Yellow Magic Orchestra made some really good ambient albums too. Discovering YMO 10 years ago led me down a rabbit hole to loads of interesting, experimental music.

for me it's the meta quest 2 I bought over a year ago, just been sitting somewhere, used it 2-3 times. 250 quid

>>81564592
I just want a new guitar because ive been playing years on a shitty ibanez gio that I got for 180 quid and I'd quite like a nice guitar not built in fucking china, something quality id have for a decade minimum but I just cant bring myself to spend the money, I try to see about cheaper ones but then I come to the conclusion that if I'm spending hundreds I might as well spend more and get something proper. Its always i'll get to x threshold in my account then I reach it and go nah I dont want to spend the money now. The one I have is ''fine'' but its a bit of a worn out piece of shit.

>>81564616
I have an autistic thing where I really struggle to motivate myself to pick up the basics, but also to not take the "cheat" or easy option.
I had a pro photographer recommend I just use the "auto" function until I get a feel for it and then worry about manual settings later, but my sperg ass refuses to do so and instead refuses to learn the advanced shit as it's too hard but also refuses to learn the basics.
It's just my retarded brain working how it does, and killing it with alcohol hasn't worked yet.

>>81564616
Lush starlingbergs desu

>>81564625
>but then I come to the conclusion that if I'm spending hundreds I might as well spend more and get something proper
I can kinda get that if you think it'd "last longer", more bang for your buck, but really if you like guitar and it takes up a bunch of your life I'd just justify it as going for something mid-range and then splurge on fancy shit if you get a cheeky windfall of dosh. They you got a solid backup anyway.

>>81564633
I used to be like this a few years ago, but you just end up crippled by inaction desu
>>81564640
Thanks, Anon!

>>81564655
>but you just end up crippled by inaction desu
Yepp. A valid summary of the last 10 years of my life.

He's back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfY6fDPytH0

>>81564669
wahey just in time for my dinner coming out the oven

Instead of wasting your money on a camera you could buy a fleshlight and fleshlight wall mount for endless fun

>>81564678
my hand's never let me down and never felt the need to get more

>>81564678
You could get both and take some hi-res video of your fleshlight escapades.

>>81564693
i dont have the dick for content like that

>>81564550
yeah, not getting anything from this.

and at some point in time, being a transsexual black-metal/spoken-word artiste would have been pique. maybe it's interesting that they've made that uninteresting? (nah.)

>>81564695
lock it up in a tiny chastity cage and go at your fleshlight with a strap-on then

>>81564702
>chastity
tried one of them it were fucking horrible so i chucked it in the bin
dont recommend for the lads

Ran out of febreze. Bf wearing a covid mask. Whatever.

16 hours a day on 4chan. What a life.

>>81564714
>16 hours a day on 4chan

>>81564621
i only knew 'Rydeen' like everyone because it's a damn catchy track. listened to Solid State Survivor a couple of times, it's just okay, i think they lucked out on a good pop song. is their other music different?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCEUkcn1m-8
Gershon Kingsley did it better m80s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Frbx7TpcU9g
(and this is shite)

Sprogborough

>>81564696
there is nothing to get out of it except laugh factor, i did say it was dogshit

Corr gagging for drink but have to drive later

>>81564747
im gagging for drink but i set a hard limit of like 6pm as i think if i got into drinking any earlier i'd get on a slippery slope

>>81564735
i guess, i don't have whatever context you do, though. this is just someone's Bandcamp page. all i ALSO know is that it's a transsexual.

post good music /britfeel/ or at least interesting outsider art (The Shaggs type stuff).

>tfw no scran in the gaff

Imagine if tits were just massive balls. And instead of balls, blokes had 2 tits under their willies

wish i had 2 tits under my willy

>tfw no fanny in the boxroom

>>81564762
It depends what you like, but I know good metal besides the joke shit. I'd presume that aint your bag though.
Take something I posted before that another /mu/fag that lurks here like me enjoyed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXyRAsBp998
>4m views
didnt expect that

Chika suffers from extreme flatulence it's a serious medical condition not a joke. It not right.

>>81564762
Take the most "fuck me the sun is literally melting me alive but im okay with it" song I know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uW-TZ5_mbY

Wuppas are on tap Helperlad Stylee

>>81564857
this is their most popular song mate

>>81564881
Yeah I know but I forget they're as "mainstream" as they are, and not just like a "cult classic".
I expected like a mil.

yellow thunderstorm warning

>>81564858
It's a 'idden disability.

>>81564925
That pic reminds me of that Urge game where pissing causes the world to end. "Localised cloud formations" especially.

Holy fucking shit lad how did this thing come out of me? So easily too. Pwarrr it's fucking huge

>>81564989
You in a prison?

>prison shitting anon in the thread
very based

River Leam, Leamington Spa, Warwickshire, England

>>81564989
Corr thats a beauty

Bridge had hundreds of 'lovers locks' on it, never really understood this gimmick

gonna have a shower soon, might even have a shave aswell

>>81565024
No lad, a train
>>81565045
>>81565065
Thanks lads

his next action, set and setting permitted, was to take a sheet of microdosed tabs and roll that sheet into one Dose.
from here, 4chan grew squiggly, gently swaying and pulsing. sometimes it would turn a corner, but he knew its tricks! 4chan is in the screen.

>>81565071
That's not hundreds, THIS is hundreds

>Pride flag zebra crossings
Come on, county councils control the highways and Warwickshire is a Reform council now

>>81565109
Nah, your pic is thousands

>>81565109
that bloke on youtube who picks locks with cans and things like that would sort this shit out in about 20 minutes

>>81565115
I took thousands of pics of your mum if you know what I mean

>>81565115
Well, I've been done

>>81565130
dunno how you'll live this one down

>>81565130
So has your mum

oh shit what am i doing i found my actual (macro) acid tab. no idea what the life/dosage on this is. if it's still potent.

see you in a few, /britffeel/~

>>81565153
Off to /drugfeel/ you go lad

>>81565130
>>81565140
>>81565141
ladies PLEASE. it's obvious what happens here.
he has to go to the Bridge of Ten Thousand Locks, photograph them all, and return.

otherwise yeah, done him.

>>81565128
Anybody got any picks at Royal Ascot today?

>>81565160
might be wise. TRIP trips are something else. bit nervous, in that roller coaster way. still have the wobbliness from before but that can be anything.

might be down to bed. we'll see.

On a bad quality coke comedown. Horrible, boiling hot, hungry. Going to have a beer and order a Domino's - not had one in years

Drugs? Not for me thanks

>>81565217
>>81565213
Consider weed

Why yes, I do post pictures of my piss and shit on /britfeel/

Speaking of drugs, I might go back on antidepressants.

I think the drugs have fucked up my brain (pic related) so now I'm dependent on them to function.

>>81565229
Puffing on a THC vape as we type lid

ridin around with my mother fuckin niggas

>>81565229
No interest in weed. I'm not a mong

Doing weed is the most universal indicator that you've failed in life

>>81565291
Careful with those lid, in the UK they almost always have something in them you don't wanna be puffing on. Get yourself some herb and a dry herb vape
>>81565308
Quite right, the only bigger indicator is drinking

>>81565329
I don't do either, but a lot of normal functional people drink in moderation. Anyone who does any weed has something seriously wrong with their life

Your all talking a lot of shite to be quite honest

>>81565308
>>81565349
Weed is fine in moderation. Just don't let it take over your life.

T+:05 or however they format that
feeling fine actually stuff's LESS wobbly
can just wander around, but i feel it in my stomach more than anywhere else. nothing visual except for some flashes.

it had been sat in a drawer for a while, it might have gone off.

>>81565349
>Has a little drink
Normal
>Has a bit of weed
Absolute failure

This seems fair and reasonable

me? went mental with weed and booze in my mid teens and put myself off doing them for the rest of my life

>Breaking: New head of IRGC Drones Division, who replaced the previous eliminated head of division after he replaced the previous head of division who was eliminated, was eliminated

How are IDF this lethal lads. Do Mossad infinite number of agents working in Iran 24/7

>>81565366
>>81565383
It's not even 100% about the weed itself. It's just the sort of person who would smoke weed is a failure to begin with, and would be even if weed didn't exist

>>81565308
I have to agree with this lad right here.
You might not like it but he's telling the truth

>>81565329
I know my weed lad and know for a fact that this is some dodgy THC oil or whatever, I don't really care though. That packet I did last night probably had tons of shit in it too. Not a regular occurrence by any means, just what it is, innit

>>81565409
Iran had a lot of Persian Jews that speak Farsi fluently and essentially 'look' like any other native Iranian.

It's the Jews modus operandi, be a chameleon and subvert from within the gates.

God bless Iran

>>81565425
And why's that anon? Seems like the kind of people who smoke weed want to feel good, same as the people who drink. Same as anyone really. The problem only comes about when pleasure seeking takes over your life

Why won't HHL get a bag?

>>81565425
Nowt better than getting super high and listening to good tunes.

>>81565435
You only got one brain lad, better not fuck it up with that spice shite. Not like you can get out of it.

>>81565457
True. To be honest my mate is a huge stoner - all day everday, but not a loser. Knows his weed and his dealer makes these so I know it's not totally spice or awful shit

The thing that makes me jealous of Muslims is that they have a religion which is basically Jew-proof.

Someone said once that civilisation is just endlessly adapting and Jew-proofing itself. As in, Christianity was the first attempt at Jew-proofing society, and Islam too held the same purpose. Like an ever adapting vaccine.

>>81565440
>The phrase "By way of deception, thou shalt make war" is a translation of the Mossad's former motto which comes from Proverbs 24:6 in the Hebrew Bible

>>81565466
Ngl lad The road to spicedom is paved by people who think this

>>81565443
>Seems like the kind of people who smoke weed want to feel good,
Exactly, they are Hendonists of the lowest order. Generally very short term thinking and generally have absolutely no purpose in life.

>>81565425
Firstly tons of people smoke weed when they're young and they're not failures. Secondly even older people smoke weed sometimes, like Snoop Dogg, and he's not a failure.

I think it's fine in moderation. Obviously some people take it too far and it really interferes with their life. But in moderation it's okay.

>>81565469
What is it with all the lids shilling Islam at the moment? Not got a problem with it like, just confused

I used to smoke weed as a teen now I'm a 33 year old NEET living with the mummy

who the fuck is cannachan? not everyone needs to give themselves a name

>fella posting on britfeel on a saturday night starts lecturing others about wasting their life

>>81565481
Another red pill about Jews is that by their very nature they are meant to be spread out. Firstly, because Jews can only thrive when they are a tiny minority scheming against a majority, and also so they aren't concentrated in one place, lest they be wiped out in one go.

Unsurprisingly basically everywhere Jews go the host nation gets so sick of them they either get expelled or culled, and this strategy of spreading out is a counter to this. This is also why a lot of orthodox Jews are fervently against Zionism and the state of Israel because it goes against this very principle.

On the flipsidez the most fervent Jewish Zionists love antisemitism generally and especially the anti-Semitism in the west now, because it puts Jews under so much pressure they think "fuck this, I'm moving to Israel". The notion being that Jews need a homeland because they get persecuted everywhere they go, but this end game could be their final downfall

Might get some food ordered in. Starting to get a bit hungry

>>81565487
Snoop dog could be a heroin addict and not a failure because he's got so much money be can get away with anything. Hardly a fair example

/pol/tards fuck off you have an entire board for this shit but you cant fucking help yourselves

>>81565495
The problem isn't actually with islam (an extremely based religion even Hitler was sympathetic to) but Muslims themselves, and the fact we have the worst in the world.

A world were everyone was a moderate Muslim honestly wouldn't be too bad.

> tfw drank too much water and now feel sick
Wtf I thought hydration was good for you

>>81565561
KEK spotted the seething JEW

>>81565535
It's Saturday evening for one, which is generally regarded as the most common time for people to be relaxing and not using their time productively

>>81565576
excess of literally anything is bad for you ya ponce

>>81565582
Oh yeah? Prove it to me Einstein

>>81565577
whatever you say brownoid, just sick of you fuckers not realising you engage in the exact same cockroach behaviour of those you claim are inferior and are fucking insufferable

>>81565598
>Y-youre brown!
Nice try Abraham Ben Shalom

Jews on the adjacent table babbling away in Hebrew. Sad!

>>81565609
>y-you're a jew!
>haha gottem
>"you're brown"
>nuh uh that doesnt work how pathetic lmao
/pol/shitter awareness

threads gone to shit again

>>81565540
Funny how every nation over the last 2000 years kicked the Jews out every time. This phenomenon needs looking into more

>>81565632
it's always so funny seeing people on fucking r9k of all places talking about how they're better than other people with such fervour

>Be Orthodox Jew
>Opposed to the state of Israel on religious principles
>Subvert it by moving there en masse, refusing to work, refusing to do military service and sprogmaxxing to bleed the state dry
Pretty based desu

oh my days x

the text is funny though look at it go.

I'M NOT DECIDING THAT HOW IS IT

>>81565598
no memes lad. you a jew?

>>81565620
Pop over and say, oy vey shut it down.

>>81565699
There is definitely at least 1 Jewish regular here and another that claims to be who pops in regularly. My guess would be yes, that anon is indeed posting with Hebrew hands

Shebrew

>>81565552
Heroin destroys the lives of rich people too. Cannabis isn't really life-destroying though as long as you just have it in moderation.

Guess I'm giving britfeel a miss today

>>81565769
Oy vey, shut it down (the tab)

>>81563945
That Snowdon photo is the only one I've ever posted of myself, you know I only ever post as anon.
>>81563884
I'm far from being a gigachad. I'm lucky I found a gf but I'm still the same, I just weigh more and try to keep fit. Cannot believe I actually had my hair like that all the time.
>>81563954
>>81563974
I was probably about 21 in that.

swear a made a post and its not there get fucking worried i posted some britfeel themed nonsense in a different thread

Do not put petrol in the bath lads, thought it might soften my skin a bit. Where would we be without chatgpt?

Putting cow shit on my face to protect from the sun, no sun screen from the shops for me my lad no nasty chemicals for me x

>>81565897
Do you regret going on the Cola orbiting trip?

>>81566006
I don't regret any of the britfeel meets or times I met Cola. Why would I?

Oh aye on that woodwellas wakeaway wizza we wids.

>>81565944
What is the benefits of cow dung x

Lewis Capaldi is a depressing fat cunt.

>>81566048
None of them nasty chemicals so no cancer for me

>>81566048
it will make you mootiful de lid. x

>>81566048
Do you want to experiment using cum as sunscreen?

>>81566074
Thast good if its organic no chemicals am wondering if u can jst garn farm n faceplant into first 1 you find or its a special type of cow

using Eva's piss for sunscreen

just got thinking about how my life were better 10 years ago
it painful xx

Me opening britfeel

https://youtu.be/WzfhCa-x_Ro

>>81566103
Cracking pair of tits but wonder what her face is like without the makeup and filters.

>>81566091
Moophoria xx

Mackerel and tuna mayonnaise with some finely sliced onion in a freshly baked white demi-baguette if that's okay with you? Got my Apu mixing it up as we speak.

>>81566124
I'd murder that in about 5 minutes kek love that ice cream. Love the fish pieces one too (not actually fish).

in india they smoke cow poo out of a bong

>>81566092
If that worked most moids actually would moisturise

>>81566117
Hate to break this to you pal.. the she is not a she

I hope you feel grim

>>81566154
trying to get moids in my family to wear sunscreen but they all obsessed with tan they dont believe me when i say it skin damage x

>>81566163
Retard. That's Swimsuit Succubus. Used to wank to her years ago. She is definitely a woman.

>>81566148
Aye phish food.1 year on my birthday i boiught myself the birthday cake one.PRoper indulgent.Cookie dough my fav though.Ave not had any in years.

oh my days life moving so fast

>>81566195
Phish food is the top one for me, got some in my fridge rn.
Karamel Sutra and the Baked Alaska ones are close although I think both are harder to find.

>>81566103
10 years ago I spent most of it expecting to fail uni and considering how to off myself if it happened.
And yet I am still nostalgic for it, nostalgia is the worst drug of all.

>>81566178
I thought that was that indian dude that posted here a while ago.. whoopsies

hagen dazz salted caramel

i forgot what tripping is like.
it is like this, huh. just having a good ol' trip, me.

hope this finds you well, crossfriend.

>>81566293
>salted
Miss me with that shit

Ordered Domino's. Was shit. Why is everything shit?

Quite chuffed with becoming a surveyer. 10+ quid in muh first week.

>>81566296
There's no saltiness to the taste but it's the nicest ice cream I have ever had. Ben n Jerrys muck doesn't come close

>>81566297
Dominos are always 50/50. I swear even stores arent consistent.

>>81566295
Like the text on the screen wiggling about n stuffs.Aye it lush.Thanks love u.x

>>81566313
haha some style sheet eh
sending you the best mate, see you on the other side

Bored of it all me

Do you ever feel like a right long edging session but 10 minutes in you just want to ejaculate and get it over with? How do people go hours?

>>81566313
You doin acid? No one round here sells it anymore.. i qlso cant be arsed getting it online that just takes too long

Im jealous

>>81566338
No anon is x ave not had naything like that in years just downers

>>81566302
I think another Anon said, but Prolific is by far the best if you have a lot of spare time to wait for things to come through. It got me through some desperate times.

>>81566337
its only fun when its with your discord girlfriend

*taps into wxkld vibrations*

>>81566359
not doing a fuckin ai video interview with these companies

>>81566370
got a noise complaint m8

>>81566374
No-one is forcing you to, anon.

oh my fucking god im sweating my bollocks off, any slight movement erupts me into sweat, how tf am I supposed to do anything? im not even fat I have a low bf%, outside is just grim, been out thrice today, inside is grim as well. Keeps threatening thunder and when it rained earlier it felt alright, quite cool but now its geared back up to rainforest humidity ffs

>>81566337
>How do people go hours?
Because the longer you edge the more explosive and better it feels when you finish. 10 minute faps are a complete waste of time. 2-3 hours is really perfect.

Buying Class A Drugs Online

>>81566402
they havent given us any rain or thunder today, apparently we get it tomorrow "maybe"
another night of shit sleep no doubt

>>81566404
what about with a wall mounted fleshlight?

>>81566359
I'll have a look, I saved a screenshot of the post, as it had a few suggestions on it.

>>81566404
Yeah that's why. HOW? The urge to nut 10-15 minutes in is unbelievable.

ar lid fuck right off bangkok has 75% humidity ad weve got 79% right now, bangkok is 28C and were 25C, this is madness MAKE it stop

>>81566404
If I go more than around 30-40 mins I start getting really sore, feelsbadman

>>81566402
You need a good kicking lad stop complaining and enjoy the nice weather

>>81566409
punching air rn I cant cope

i've never felt so hot in my life. global warming confirmed

>>81566420
In me luxury Bangkok apartment with AC blasting at 15c with my Thai gf

Sorry spoke out of turn do not wish a kicking on anyone heat getting to me a bit too

Been cloudy all day with spells of rain but my house is hotter than it was yesterday.
Humid as fuck . If I was one of you lot in the south of England I'd invest in a proper Aircon desu

>>81566370
kool kat

>>81566429
>nice weather
It ain't that nice

BREAKING NEWS:
electric fans have been banned

Time for a bit of Valheim methinks. This a proper seaside game. Just started and got myself a little shed set up. So much work to do. Not even so much as a pub yet, need to kill deer and get some meats for kebab wraps tonight.

My icy cool fan putting on some work right now. Got it in the range 2 years ago and is serving me well

>>81566442
>I'd invest in a proper Aircon desu
I always consider it but really it's such a fucking expense, and a leccy bill sucker, for what is usually 1 week a year at most where its unpleasant.
Normally I just go to work where they have AC rather than work from home, but it's weekend init

Normally I can cope with a fan, but I swear this fan isn't cooling the air at all.

we have no life in life x

>>81566459
its 300 quid for a portable one and you can use it every summer

>>81566447
>Daily Express
Like I give a shit. Surprised they're not sucking Diana's dick in every article.

>>81566457
Good luck doing that solo m8. The grind in that game to get anywhere is fucking ridiculous. I guess you got the time.

>>81566465
seen daewoo units on Amazon for half that, might be worth looking at

>>81566463
7 hours a day is nothing i was pulling 16 hours a day gaming at my prime

>>81566429
its not nice tho, this is just shit, nice would be low humidity and a nice dry heat, you know I'm right

>>81566459
I do think it would be worth it though for those few weeks a year. Not really hot enough here to ever warrant it but I am considering it desu. Get one of the small Mr cool ones you can install yourself.

bought some stuff to make music recently including one a lad off here said was good hopefully I can learn to make music

>>81566465
300 quid for like 3 days a year does seem a bit much, even over multiple years.
I will consider it now I got my own place though. Part of me's tempted to go fuck it and get a proper one installed as the one at work is fucking delectable.

Anybody used freecash? That sounds fun.

>>81566463
Is that your /britfeel/ posting hours in the last 2 weeks?

>>81566486
What did you get, a DAW?

>>81566496
dont bother with those app mate you wont earn shit

Doesn't Prolific have a waiting list?

>>81566463
That's a fair sesh lad. 2 hour sessions are long for me these days. I still love games but never have enough time. Usually takes me 4-5 weeks to complete a 40 hour game. Just finished expedition 33. That was a special game

>>81566515
yes and you have to do an AI video interview so i said fuck that shite

>>81566502
keyboard and a midi controller

Shout-out to the anon who recommended Arkham knight the other day. Not gunna play it but I did redownload Arkham city

>>81566471
I have the time and am preparing a small base for my sibling who will assist me as well as a whole guild of mmo players who might drop in if I coax them but they all +1 and +2 GMT so its difficult to get them in during the evening.
Got a mod list a mile long including this really cool first person mod that makes the game play a bit like oblivion.

Any OLED gaymers? Wondering about burn in.

>>81566529
That was me. City is the better game imo but I also played it so much I had nowt left to do. Knight got a lot of criticism for its shite release and some changes not everyone liked, but do check it out if you ever end up like me where you want more City but have nothing left to do in City.

>>81566530
yeah fine, I always get tempted to play it solo but making major progression like getting past swamp is such a fucking pain. That game does not respect your time without a harem or mods.
Remember to Liveheim, Laugheim, Loveheim.

>>81566527
Cool. Nice to see another lad making music. You should post your songs here if you'd feel comfortable about it

>>81566534
I have this one
https://www.dell.com/en-uk/shop/alienware-32-4k-qd-oled-gaming-monitor-aw3225qf/apd/210-bllv/monitors-monitor-accessories
I know curved is a gimmick but I got it because it was the best oled monitor at the time last year
No burn in at all. Think it was a big problem earlier in OLED, like a few years ago and before but manufacturers have put things in to avoid it now
For gaming nothing is noticeable, my old monitor is just as good. But for photos, films and TV it looks really good

>>81566527
What software are you using?
I've got a leccy drumkit that can record to midi, and I've never figured out how to make it fucking work without paying for something.

>>81566563
They added world modifiers last year which really reduces the grind, baseline you can now set it so you drop nothing on death, can carry metal through portals, half damage taken etc.
We all hunting that deer in life. Need copious amounts of hides and meats to progress anywhere. Currently playing on normal difficulty or I will get smoked, already had a skellington knocking on my door at night... just not fucking right is it?

>>81566570
Aye been playing that Ghosts of Tsushima with HDR and it lush.

>>81566588
>already had a skellington knocking on my door at night... just not fucking right is it?
Welcome to the liverpool life.

pirate ableton lads for your music making
pirate fl studio if you want something easier

Mu suffering has been considerable this week

>>81566563
Cheers again de lid. Gunna fire it up tomorrow.
Actually wanted to play the lies of p dlc but you need to be at least on chapter 9. I'm in Ng++ right at the start. Gunna just start a new game at some point later this year.

>>81566406
Can be done lad.. just go UK to UK.. doesnt get checked anyway near as often as customs.

>>81566570
also i run it at 120hz because 240hz is pointless, minimal diminished returns for double the gpu work. Identical responsiveness at both refresh rates, not the case for all monitors but is for this

>>81566600
I'm too burnt out on the soulslike games to try it. DS3 was too much of a chore to finish and ER i had no fucking idea what to do or half the mechanics.

>>81566603
I got that LG B4 a few weeks back and it's been a game changer to be honest. Don't think I could use anything other than OLED again.

Any lads here playing REMATCH? Having fun with it so far

Do you lads ever wish you could go back in time and have that ideal school experience. Have lots of mates, lots of girls who fancied you and wanted to shag you, losing your virginity at 16, partying and being popular, playing on the footie team and being the best so you always get picked in PE

might become a trucker
itll be just like euro truck simulator x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1gE2G7yFzo

>>81566627
I was tempted to but just wanted to wait for more reviews or ideally a cheeky sale. I heard it had a rough playtest so I thought it might end up with "mixed" but its alright it seems

>>81566614
NTA but took me like 180 hours to finish Elden Ring. It was my first Souls game and I loved it. Steep learning curve but once I got the hang of it it felt really rewarding. Went back and finished DS1 and 2 and Bloodborne. Sailed through Bloodborne desu only one boss gave me trouble (the fucker on top of the castle).

>>81566595
Tbh

>>81566632
I'd like to go back and not swim into the egg

>>81566632
Not really, not to that extent, I just want to change like 3 or 4 key decisions. I'm too much of a bona fide loser to suddenly become "popular and normal" but would have just been nice to not fuck up with
>her
and maybe say yes a few times I said no or vice versa.

>>81566632
Yeah 35 now and think about this a lot. It's strange that the most important years of our life that define all our sucess are the first 10-20, but we spend the rest of our life with the knowledge and wisdom that would've made those years completely different

>>81566640
I was a soulsexpert but ER felt even more dense than normal. Kept telling me about techniques and shit and I had no idea what the actual fuck it was on about.
I did beat the first hard ER bosses with minimal levelling or cheese or whatever, but then I was like "i've explored loads but got no idea what's worth doing" and gave up.
DS1 SL1 will forever be my gaymer peak.

Enjoyed this book, he only gets to start at 18 but it was a nice concept
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Replay_(Grimwood_novel)

>>81566632
>Do you lads ever wish you could go back in time and have that ideal school experience
No

It late evening, we shoot all the deers and piggies we could find but don't want to stray too far from my home as my SeasideVIKING is neither strong enough, well trained or well equipped enough to take on anything beyond forest critters.

>>81566653
Not exactly an unknown tale, that ol' "youth is wasted on the young".

>>81566302
what you saving for lad?

Soulslads anyone tried Code Vein?

No need to kill yourself, just waste enough time and death will find you eventually

>>81566692
Just wishlisted.

>>81566632
Probs go back and get a weekend job so I have money and can focus on having a proper sense of responsibility and not being a broke poorfag bitch until I was 20. I didn't even have internet at home until I was 19 so it would've been nice to be able to change that back then, too.

>>81566640
>>81566664
Finished in about 90 hours. The game kind of feels like we've gone too far in terms of enemies trying to catch players out with roll catches, dumb pauses to trick seasoned players and multiple phases nearly every time. It's still a lot of fun and a pretty good game, imo, but going back to DS1/2 is quite refreshing in their simplicity.

>>81566692
Wasn't super into it, but I probably didn't give it enough time.

What if you had to relive the same hour over and over?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVooyfaPYD8

>>81566715
>The game kind of feels like we've gone too far in terms of enemies trying to catch players out with roll catches, dumb pauses to trick seasoned players and multiple phases nearly every time
I had enough of that in DS3. So many fucking "spazzout" attacks where you go "okay they've clearly stopped attacking" then they have 2 more attacks right after.
Or those fucking quick poorly-telegraphed sideswipes to stop you circle strafing.

I know miyazaki wants players to cheese his game as much as possible, but I always try to do it largely "fair" on my first run with basic weapons and dodging, and sometimes it feels rough for that.

Did your parents ever tell you off for fucking around and getting bad grades in school?

>>81566739
It wouldn't be SO bad but it's so common you just end up expecting it and just avoiding the boss while you see what the patterns are like. I'm no Dark Souls expert but I felt like it was trying very hard in that regard.

>>81566745
I was a good little nerd who had good parents where they were only aggro or harsh if it was warranted, and I only got told off for that specifically once.

>>81566614
Khazan the berserker was actually really solid. It's more of a nioh like than souls like tho.

>>81566731
Loved kurtwood smith in robocop. Great actor.

>>81566757
In ER it was really bad to me. The fact they were so unpredictable became predictable and that just put me off.
It felt like such a poorly designed game in comparison to the previous tight entries. Like it was trying too much at once and just trying to one-up everything that came before without much gain.
I really didn't get the hype outside of a cool world to explore and some great visuals and locations.

I want to try it again, but I know I'd wanna go back to the start and I cba with that slog.

>>81563823 (OP)
It seems like Britain has 3 types of people:
1)upper class posh and homosexual
2)middle class and meek AF
3)lower class and more crude boorish and ignorant then a redneck/negroid
Why is this?

>>81566778
I've considered the same, but I'd rather emulate Demon's Souls or finally get started with Sekiro at this point.

>>81566692
It's alright. I enjoyed it but there's better souls likes out there imo.
It plays like ds1 which is fine. I hate the anime style tho

>>81566772
I know Nioh is meant to be like ridiculously brutal but I have been tempted when it's on sale.
Always tempted by Sekiro too as thats the one From one i never played.

Tried Mortal Shell but it was quite boring to start and didnt bother further.

>>81566790
1) rich nonces
2) not quite rich nonces in denial trying to go unnoticed and be friends with everyone
3) uk rednecks ie chavs/pikeys, there's a real broad range of retards and downtrodden unlucky people in this range, though.

>>81566715
It's quite funny because I played Elden Ring I did full roll no shield or heavy armour but then in DS1 I went full heavy with that Pavel's armour or whatever.

>>81566778
Elden Ring is my best but also worst FS game. The bosses are just awful. Terrible. Rubbish. 20 attack combos with no rest between them. The final DLC boss is the most ridiculous one yet. 50 hit combos with no stamina recovery so they just spam it

The only game I ever played that felt like just pure fucking bullshit for the sake of it was the original Ninja Gaiden. Just could not slog my way through that bollocks. The second was similar from what I remember.

>>81566796
I didn't like mortal shell either. Honestly nioh isn't that bad. It's easier than most from software games and definitely way easier than sekiro. Nioh 2 is the better game but they put the hardest boss in the game (imo) in one of the early levels. Baffling decision

What's the hardest vidya ever made? Got to be Ninja Gaiden Black for me. Absolute bullshit and I never finished it back in the day

>>81566796
My friends that like Souls games say Sekiro is different but really good if you're into it. Mortal Shell I could just not care about at all when I played.

>>81566809
I always just go longsword/greatsword and shield, I just like the movesets desu

>>81566812
I have pretty much the exact same opinion. The bosses are trash. Everything else is top tier

>>81566854
Yeah it's why I'm tempted by Sekiro. I want FromSoft to make more games with core combat shifts.

>>81566812
I never beat the final Elden Ring boss because I honestly felt like it was unfair just for the sake of it and so horribly designed compared to past final bosses. If you didn't have to beat the first part (which was easy but time consuming) I'd have probably stuck at it. Maliketh or whatever was the most annoying boss for me though as well as those fucking warthogs in the craters.

>>81566851
For me lots of old PS1 games where you just had to grind lives to get anywhere

I don't think I've ever actually completed Rayman. I was never close as a kid

Nothing like an evening paddle down the shore. The cool wind is blowing, there fish in the sea, getting new exploration and sailing skills as one day SeasideVIKING wants to pilot something bigger than a canoe.

>>81566868
I only beat the 2nd phase of the last boss in Elden Ring because it stopped using that really long spam attack that I wasn't really sure how to dodge. But it was stupidly easy bar that one attack, I even staggered him for the crit a few times, which felt very silly.

>>81566867
I don't get why Bloodborne is still in the Sony cuck cage, it's pretty much free money for them. It'd be nice to play it actually running well.

>>81566877
>>81566887
doesn't OG Rayman get pretty hard?

>>81566887
Me and dad never could. We only did ONCE by having loads of "get 99 lives" cheats and basically just brute forcing.

>>81566877
Many hours spent banging my head against the wall with Oddworld and Heart of Darkness back in that era.

>>81566892
Bloody Hell me old mucker what sort of settings you running there?
Rayman 2 for me de lids. The PS2 version.

>>81566894>>81566894
>I don't get why Bloodborne is still in the Sony cuck cage, it's pretty much free money for them. It'd be nice to play it actually running well.
I never finished it cos of the fucking FPS and loading times.

>Rayman get pretty hard
It has an absolutely fucking ridiculous difficulty spike at 2 points and one of them is actually quite early on (the music levels)

>>81566903
Oh shit those are classics. At least Abe had quick retries and honestly I'd say it kept its bullshit largely for the optional shit or secret levels other than some spikes elsewhere.
HoD is a fucking blast man. Another game where I sat down with my grown-ass dad and neither of us had a chance.

Still got all those on the OG discs too.

We need a /britfeel/ meetup round my house where a bunch of 30-something losers try to conquer old PS1 demons.

Oddworld was class. Needed the magazine guide for all the nudokans tho so I could get the food ending ;_;
>>81566894
Yeah I remember it getting really hard. Newer Rayman games are better desu

>>81566920
It's Valheim. Like 2.6 gigabytes base, has that classic low polygon look but carried by endless shaders and other graphical bonuses.

>>81566931
>Newer Rayman games are better desu
The ones like Legends were honestly so well designed, even better than the OGs.
A lot of the flow and platforming with a really tightly planned difficulty that was satisfying but not brutal.

>>81566931
*Mudokans
* Good ending.

Yikes.
>>81566921
The music level is where I remember hitting a brick wall

>>81566921
Death animations in Heart of Darkness were fucking gnarly for the time. Quite a contrast to the terrible Jar Jar Binks level cutscenes!
Trying to think of other difficult PS1 games I played but coming up a bit short. A lot of games I thought were hard back in the day were just because I was a stupid kid and when I went back to replay them they were piss easy.

>>81566944
>Trying to think of other difficult PS1 games I played but coming up a bit short. A lot of games I thought were hard back in the day were just because I was a stupid kid and when I went back to replay them they were piss easy.
I've got loads I remember being hard, but again it could be kid memories. Wild 9 was hard but doable.
Stuff like Incredible Crisis, 40 Winks, and Killer Loop were hard.

>>81566944
Crash bandicoot 1 was pretty rough imo. 2 and 3 not so much.

>>81566931
Yeah, they're still very solid platformers. Abe's Oddyssey and Exodus are surprisingly tough at times, too.

>>81566921
I remember the hype for it and just booting it on PS4 and being immediately turned off. I persevered because I had nothing else to play at the time, though.

>>81566969
They all had bullshit moments, but 1 was definitely the biggest of them. That felt like a proper difficulty shitfest for that era of gayms.

>>81566790
>It seems like Britain has 3 types of people:
1)upper class posh and homosexual
2)middle class and meek AF
3)lower class and more crude boorish and ignorant then a redneck/negroid


Legacy of a class segregated education system. The upper classes have always for hundreds of years sent their sons to elite public (private, weird I know) boarding schools. All male. They would bum each other and learn Latin then rule the empire.

Normal people would sit an exam at 11 called the 11 plus and if they passed they would go to a grammar school where they would learn subjects with intensity and prepare for university and middle class job. Nerds and swots.

If you were dumb and working class then you failed the 11 plus and were sent to a secondary modern where you learned fuck all just misbehaved and played football and left school at 14 or later 16 to get a job.

The 11 plus exam was phased out starting in the 70s and only exists I like Kent and some other small places. However the social divide was cemented.

>>81566944
I cant get past bridge level on crash bandicoot xx

Why is he so hated?
Hard mode:
>Don't just say cause wife is black

>>81566962
>40 Winks
Think I rented that a good few time, remember it being a bit spooky.
Think I remember Tenchu being difficult but who knows. Also that Urban Chaos game but only because it controlled like utter shit.

At local me

Same Ol Mistakes on that jukebox

All kicking off xxx

>>81566962
>40 winks
That's something I forgot existed. The idea of ever getting a game like that these days is impossible.
Ps1 had some bangers.
Future cop LAPD.
Armageddon or l whatever it was called. The random Bruce Willis game with demons

>>81566992
sit on my lap crossy and we'll do it together

Webab wrap later, HHL style x

>>81566981
Motorbike levels in crash 3 stop it being my favourite crash game. Genuinely hate them.

Alright lads here's what I've got, what we playing?
I'll be real I doubt many here did play ODT, but thats also a contender for peak "massive fucking difficulty bullshit".

>>81567002
Loved the Willis game even if it made no sense to me as a kid.

>>81566997
Tenchu I remember being hard as it was fucking unintuitive as all shit.

>>81567002
That Bruce Willis game was brilliant tbqh.
Bubsy 3D might be one of the most difficult purely down to shit awful design and gameplay.

>>81567002
>The idea of ever getting a game like that these days is impossible.
Yeah just hop over mate no worries got it on standby >>81567025

So much of the British population is so stupid. Just straight up low IQ savage trashy mongs. I feel like we just need some kind of authoritarian eugenics program.

>>81567039
Chances are you would end up on the wrong end of a program like that too, as is always the case with fags who spout shit like that.

>>81567025
Lots of bangers there.
>>81567002
Future cop LAPD was incredible, such a huge game.

>>81567050
There's a reason Excalibur is off to the side where it can fucking rot and die, piece of shit.

>>81567025
Ape Escape lad. Love the soundtrack

>>81567025
>Legacy of Kain soul reaver.
Loved that and blood omen as a kid. Every game there is class desu taking me down memory lane. Wish I kept the disks.

lie 2 me like u used to x

>>81567025
>time busters
Loved those Bugs Bunny games de lid.
>theme park world
Probably one of my most played PS1 games along with Hogs of War and Theme Hospital.
>incredible crisis
Was that the Japanese game with quick time events?
>the simpsons wrestling
One of the worst games I've ever played!
Never heard of O.D.T. or Team Buddies but pretty sure I've played all the rest.

>>81567046
Dont think so lad. My IQ is high, I was academically very successful and I am now financially quite successful.

Tbqh lad, most middle class people secretly think like me. They are just scared to say such things. The vast majority of the well educated upper middle classes are righteously contemptuous of the smegma that dwells within council estates.

>>81566632
No I don't. Why are you looking backwards? What a fucking waste of time.

>>81567072
Soul Reaver did get a remaster if you didnt know.
I'm under the impression the visuals fucking sucked style-wise but everything else was largely fine.

>>81567069
pic for u m8

>>81567050
Loved future cop. The campaign was good but the real fun was in the competitive tower defence style game against the skynet style ai. Getting my flying fortress and wrecking his base defences

PS1 game with the best soundtrack? Got to be Wipeout 2097, or Tekken 3.

Anyone remember those top down shooters game on PS1 that were really fucking violent and gorey? Absolutely loved those. Had a mate who had a burned copy of Thrill Kill too.

>>81566991
>and learn Latin

>>81567078
>Was that the Japanese game with quick time events?
Yeah dude's life falls apart and you press X to watch funny things happen.

>>the simpsons wrestling
>One of the worst games I've ever played!
Weird, I remember fucking loving it lmao.

ODT is actually really spooky imo, but if you haven't played Team Buddies you really should. It's one of those games thats like violent fighting but with kid graphics and acts all adult despite the visuals.

>>81567097
Yeah I bought it when it came out but haven't played it yet. Always hoping they bring the series back.
A blood omen remake could be fantastic

I dislike council estate mongs.

I want to see the unemployed benefits class homeless and starving. Dirty, unwashed and in pain freezing in the cold. I want to chuckle to myself as I walk home and they watch me go back to my nice big warm home with my nice family and warm lovely meals whilst they sit out in the cold shivering and smelly and hungry.

All they had to fucking do was pay attention and not fuck about in school.

>>81567102
Yeah, there was a lot of game there for the PS1 era. The multiplayer was insanely good and had a lot of cool mechanics that were ahead of their times. No-one mentioned Sheep, Dog and Wolf yet and that game was very good, too.

>>81567104
That would be the Rugrats game de lid.

>>81567113
Ah fucking ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh I do NOT remember their name.

Load? Reload? That might be it.

>>81567039
Is it just here though? I'm pretty sure it's the case for most of the world from what I have observed over the years. The population in general is quite unintelligent, any deep level of conversation would go totally over most of their heads or have them clutching at little random straws making assumptions about what you are talking about. Or have them dismiss you as a weirdo for trying to talk about a subject other than the weather and inane small talk. Once this wasn't true of people who had been to university, but I'd say that ended mid 20th century or earlier. Now there's no particular distinguishing feature of more intelligent people. Some do become rich and successful, but many don't. Luck and social skills are huge factors for success.

>>81567082
>>81567128
>t. obvious untermensch low IQ loser
"ooo im so successful and loved and successful thats why im on r9k talking about it" works every time

>>81567138
Yes that's the ones lad. I was searching Overload and coming up empty. Loved those games fuck knows if they were any good.

needs to be a new technolololgy invented where boxrooms dont get so hot

>>81567134
Motherfucker those rugrat games had some cursed songs on there. I remember some being schizo and looped.

>>81567153
I remember enjoying them I'm pretty sure they were very one-note.

>>81567104
Final fantasy 8 has an amazing soundtrack.
>>81567132
Sheep dog and wolf was the game where you had to capture the sheep right? Using the environment etc I remember finding that so much fun

>>81567128
I dislike council estate mongs.

I want to see the unemployed benefits class homeless and starving. Dirty, unwashed and in pain freezing in the cold. I want to chuckle to myself as I walk home and they watch me go back to my nice big warm home with my nice family and warm lovely meals whilst they sit out in the cold shivering and smelly and hungry.

All they had to fucking do was pay attention and not fuck about in school. x

I was the only lad who had a Dreamcast when the new gen of consoles came out. Still defend it to this day, had a stellar library especially for arcade ports

>>81567167
Yeah, Looney Tunes tie in. Unexpectedly good TV tie-in game. Monsters Inc had a good PS1 tie-in game too.

Where's Welper today

>>81567167
Corrr loved Sheep Dog and Wolf. Like Metal Gear Solid that was, kek.
Just realising I played A LOT of different PS1 games thanks to renting.

>>81567025
metal gear solid de lad

>>81566991
I see. That makes a lot of sense. In America its:
1)Liberal progressive elites
2)cwnter-right middle class
3)negros/mexicans
There are a fuck ton of Mexicans, the country is turning Hispanic.

>>81567181
in courtyard with steve

Chilling out, cooking some lake lizards, grillerised, hungry, appetitious.

>>81567184
>Just realising I played A LOT of different PS1 games thanks to renting.
For me it was because my family were dirt broke so we just hoarded demos. That's how I experienced a bunch of old PS1 games that still sit in my head rent-free.
Some I just have images in my head and I have NO idea what game they're from or even if they're just hallucinations.

Shit like this game Overboard I only ever played the demo of but sits in my mind all the time.

>>81567181
Who cares his life has fell apart he is drinking literally every day now and becoming a bit insufferable.

just wanna cuddle crossy as we take turns playing rayman1 lads

>>81567184
Aye and realising how many games my parents would buy me. Must've cost a fortune desu. Always got the magazines too for the demos.

FF8 and 9 had brilliant soundtracks too but 7 always has my heart. I first played it must have been around 2000 or 2001, after managing to get the discs 2nd hand from a car boot sale market, because my family were dirt poor. Didn't even know how popular it was at the time. Had a fascination for this game with such an amazing story and beautiful music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUkgnLzQcY8

>>81567201
MATE THAT SCREENCAP JUST UNLOCKED A CORE MEMORY WHAT THE FUCK?!

There was this one PS1 rpg where you fall from the sky from some sort of ship and wash up on a beach then wake up and follow some female character. I never was able to find the name of it after all these years. Closest in premise was Alundra, but it wasn't that

>>81567222
My mate lent me Final Fantasy 7 once and neglected to tell me the second disc didn't work the prick.

>>81567222
I still have my original copies of 7 8 and 9. It's the only "old" games I still own.

new thread is needed

>>81566991
The actual clever upper class posh kids learned Greek.

>>81567223
I think it was on a demo that got sent around like fucking crazy. It sits in people head the same way that dinosaur tech demo that came with the PS1 does.

Tap water is fucking grim grim grim. Like a mouth full of pennies.

>>81567234
Alundra would be another pick for hard ps1 games.
>>81567234
Wasn't wild arms was it?

>>81567234
Sounds identical to crash 1's opening lmao

>>81567222
I quit 6 today. 15 hours or so in, got all my party members back, bunch of espers, ready to tackle Tower of Kefka (final area) and I'm like "I really can't be bothered anymore"

Game is shit tbqh. People only bum it because they want to pretend they're more enlightened than those who prefer FF7/8/9

>>81567251
>>81567251
>>81567251
new threadberginghamshire on the naze

>>81567234
Grandia or Star Ocean maybe de lid? A lot of games start something like that surprisingly.

>515
Post 400 lad would be having seizuers

>>81567248
Ascorbic acid (vitamin C) powder is the secret, an 8th of a teaspoon is enough to neutralise the chlorine content of a litre of tap water. Cheap stuff too. Gives the water a nice tang

>>81567223
>>81567247
The other day I saw a PS1 game that was about rollerblading (think they were trying to capitalize on Tony Hawk hype) and it was a massive "memory unlocked" moment

>>81567257
nonce OP image

>>81567256
Exactly how I feel about 6 as well.

nothing profound to say.

just wish crosslad all the best.

>>81566994
Senile boomers hate him because he dared to leave the royal family. These same boomers worship the royal family because at least the royal family are white, while many politicians these days aren't white, which makes boomers livid.

>>81567138
>Load? Reload?
Great albums

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dLNm973lhE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvF9PAxe5Ng