Thread 81586859

Reminder that penis curves are caused by fibrous plaque and ARE NOT NORMAL
STOP PICKING MEN THAT CURVE UPWARDS AND HIT YOUR G-SPOT FOIDS

>>81586859 (OP)
What if my dick just kinda curves along the whole length and not at one point

>>81586859 (OP)
My dick curves to the left, who elses does?

>>81586891
Mine curves to the right because I'm left handed

>>81586859 (OP)
my dick is actually twisted like a screw
i'm part duck
that's right i'm a duck chad with a fabled screw dick, if i ever have sex with a woman she would never be satisfied by non duck dick guys after spending a night with me.

>>81586915
How do I learn this

>>81586918
it's a kekei genkai

>>81586859 (OP)
Fibrous plaque yesterday, erectile dysfunction today, heart attack tomorrow.

i've also learned to avoid balding guys because they're likely to have ED

>>81586859 (OP)
it is normal
What's not normal is if it bends loke 90 degrees or something

>>81586971
what about duck penis anons, would you date a duck penis anon?

>>81587055
should i educate my catgirl about barbed cat penis?

Sounds like something a sad curvelet would say.
Luckily my chad upwards curved dick is the optimal penis shape

>>81587097
i curve downwards, good for deep missionary where i can slip past the cervix into the posterior fornix and make them coom like crazy, i'm long but never hit the cervix

>>81586971
I have a receding hairline and I have never once failed to get an erection in my entire life. I get them on accident all the time too lol.

>>81586859 (OP)
mine just kinda goes straight up the entire way like this.
is that normal? i've never seen anyone else with a dick like mine.

>>81587335
tight suspensory ligament, you can push it down overtime to stretch it and angle it downwards if you don't like it. heard of some people gaining size because more of the "inner penis" is revealed

>>81587366
>heard of some people gaining size because more of the "inner penis" is revealed
i've already got a pencil dick as is, i don't wanna make it any worse

>>81587335
My penis is like this too. The head nearly points to my belly, because it also has a little bit of curve up too. So its basically angle and curve pointing up

>>81587272
You can also hit the g spot and a spot in doggystyle if you know what you are doing

>>81587463
yeah if i angle it right i can, but it's completely effortless in missionary, don't even have to pay attention, just slam away balls deep

>>81587335
>>81587366
mine used to be like that but I think the ligament loosened as I aged. I'm in my 30s now and it mostly sticks straight out, angled slightly upwards

>>81587463
im a doggystyle inclined moid myself. im only 6 inches tho

>>81586971
>i've also learned to avoid balding guys because they're likely to have ED
It's not because they're balding, it's because they're getting old. Balding is a marker of age. I pity the younger guys who become bald early and get instantly stereotyped as deficient in some way. It's a brutal form of dehumanization.

>>81586911
Greetings, fellow left-anon. I will take this opportunity to discuss my penis with you and our fellow posters, regardless of favored appendages:

Me pp curve down but angle little to right when not centered. Me wonder if handedness affect and if so why different you me.

>>81587463
>You can also hit the g spot and a spot in doggystyle if you know what you are doing
nta, and I have no idea what I'm (not) doing, but this is nice to know. Massaging the anterior wall (from any direction) sounds more versatile than a straight shot (7.5x5.5 btw).