>>12517798
We are getting married tomorrow! You will be doing the touching!

blahpipo gettin reeaaallll quiet lately, hunh /polly/? rrrreeeaal quieett you culd practically ear a coon eatn watermeloncheese r sumtin KEKKERROO

it's currently raining outside.
feels good boys, feels good...

>>82436088
i can't help it
i see arm fat
i squish arm fat

Today is the day i initiate my evil plans
nothing stands in my way now.

They aren't real.

>>82277548
whose gonna stop me foid?
i see foid coochie,
i take foid coochie!
it's that simple.

>>82250053
*squishes your arm fat*
what do ya think of that?

>>82212784
it means you have dreads and aura farm like the edgy rival to a main character of an anime. so basically have dreads and act like sasuke.

i don't care about the stigma of extensions, i'll get extensions and then when my hair grows to a nice length i'll remove the extensions and just have my natural hair, it's the perfect plan. next time you hear from me i'll be swimming in pussy

*puts foids pussy in my pocket*
you're not getting this back foid.

>>513130472
trans women are real (travesties.)

>>82180658
whatever you say toilet slut.
i see right through you.

>>82168936
wrap it around a cute girls tongue some day

>>82123791
i'd like to squish her arm fat.

i can't help it i like to squish
it's just who i am.
*squishes your arm fat*

Simple as. Only a liberal would care where a straight heteo man sticks his dick.

all men squish

admit it, you liked asking alexandria back in high school didn't you?
i personally never liked a single one of their songs.
i was a black dahlia murder guy myself.

>>81945852
people have developed platos attitude towards worldly possesions and even social milestones.
i believe the quote by plato was "so many things i can do without" when he took a stroll through a market and saw all the beautiful wares.

maybe you're a socrates guy, the way he puts it is "he who is content with nothing has everything" true wealth and happiness comes from inner contentment.

all these people you speak of they are near enlightenment, they're deep thinkers and explorers of the mind.

>>81813290
time spent doing things you like is time well spent.

>>126938999
I'm not telling.

i'm a fapper
that's just what i do
i like to fap
what are you gonna do about it?

>>126932935
>doubling down on your retarded baseless stance and further proving you don't fully understand what generative music is
Embarrassing.

I'm going to fap and you guys can't stop me.

>>81586859
my dick is actually twisted like a screw
i'm part duck
that's right i'm a duck chad with a fabled screw dick, if i ever have sex with a woman she would never be satisfied by non duck dick guys after spending a night with me.

>>81581931
oh yeah well MY iq is 167.1 and I disagree with you so you're wrong

i fapped and now i'm relaxed.
that's the cheat code,
it you want to relax all you have to do is fap.
what a weird mechanic
but i ain't complaining.