Thread 82212702

>>82212702 (OP)
Thugmaxxing only works if you want low-tier women. Black dudes who don't want to marry ghetto trash go to uni and get real careers.

>>82212702 (OP)
My girlfriend forces me to watch her breed with thugs while I remain pussyless

>>82212715
Im 30. I cant go back to school.

>>82212727
Why didn't you just a get bachelors after HS? Also 30 is still plenty young. My parents got their masters in their 50s.

>>82212702 (OP)
thugmaxx is outdated, the new meta is nonchalant-dreadhead-maxx
look at someone like duke denis, the nigga has no eyebrows. just be fit and get dreads and act nonchalant and you can get a gf.

personally i plan on nonchalant dreadhead maxxing, i'm going to get bbl dreads, i don't even care. it takes too long to grow out dreads and since i'm unemployed and never go outside, i can get bbl dreads and no one will know they're extensions.

>>82212762
Didnt understand the value of education at the time. I barely passed highschool with a 0.xx GPA. I might go back for nursing I guess since tech is dead.Fuck life

>>82212776
>nonchalant-dreadhead-maxx
This is a thing? Some zoomer shit probably, a girl asked me if I was a nonchalant dreadhead on discord I didnt know wtf she was talking about.

>getting extensions
bro...

>>82212784
it means you have dreads and aura farm like the edgy rival to a main character of an anime. so basically have dreads and act like sasuke.

i don't care about the stigma of extensions, i'll get extensions and then when my hair grows to a nice length i'll remove the extensions and just have my natural hair, it's the perfect plan. next time you hear from me i'll be swimming in pussy

>>82212778
>I might go back
Lmao nigga you ain't going nowhere when they see your nonexistent GPA on your application. Every college on Earth has a million applicants nowadays so GPA is the easiest way to weed out huge swaths of people. Your teachers did you dirty by not just failing your ass and holding you back until the grades improved. Your parents did you even dirtier by teaching you it was acceptable to perform poorly in school. Try the lowest brow community college you can find and work your way up from there.

>>82212848
im nigerian too like wtf...

>>82212776
You're both wrong; the optimal black guy strategy these days is alt-maxxxxxxing. Listen to opium musicand dress with a goth/emo-ish vibe like you're straight out of the 2000s period. That's whats currently in right now, the dreads are nice but not a requirement.

i dont care how much pussy i'll get i am NOT getting dreads. I for one like having regularly washed hair

>>82212702 (OP)
its this easy bro come on

I'm too much of a Urkel to dreadheadmaxx or whatever the fuck, I got soft facial features with a long head. At least I don't wear glasses like him.

>>82214412
>I got soft facial features
Time to blacktrannymaxx

>>82214460
Nah, its time to commit sokuppu. Its over actually

>>82214488
Agreed bro.
Time to rapemaxx
White women look out here I cum

>>82212776
holy shit bro thanks for introducing me to this didn't know it was even a thing until now

>>82214738
nonchalant dread head maxxing or bbl dreads?

>>82214750
>bbl dreads
the fuck

>>82215017
bbl dreads is a joke, it's a funny way to refer to extensions on a man.
bbl means brazilian butt lift and a man getting extensions is like a man getting a brazilian butt lift, so extensions get called bbl dreads.

>dude just get fake ass weave hair like a fucking bitch bro it'll 100% pull women and work
Fuck that. I'll die alone, thanks.

>>82215143
you can get real hair extensions, but suit yourself anon.
more pussy for me.
you could also grow out your own dreads, it'll only just take 10 years.

>>82212702 (OP)
>just thugmaxx bro
I'm too much of a pussy boy from a good home to be a thug.

>>82214488
just be one of those quirky black anime niggas online start a tiktok account

>>82215351
and get 2 views?
who watches black ppl on tiktok?

>>82215745
>and get like 2 views?
Your self esteem is in the gutter mane

You ain't black
Post hand w timestamp

>>82215900
fuck up faggot
342

>>82215879
fake and gay unironically

>>82215959
Suit yourself my nigga

>>82215946
You stole that laptop 100% broke ass bitch

>>82212702 (OP)
> I'm not gonna fuck Max. I'm not gay.

>>82215959
>>82215946
>"why is tranny porn so hot" thread bookmarked
>reddit tabs
>calling other people faggots
OK I see the problem now, you're frustrated because you can't live your truth. Well luckily you can always move to Atlanta, San Francisco, or hit up grindr and lose your "urkel status".

>>82214029
i like destroy lonely so that's a start.

>>82215994
>webm
it's not fair...

>>82216046
Shut up faggot. Let me rape your sister. Or your mom. Either works.

>>82216115
Go outside anime nigga

>>82215946
You one of them good blacks my nigga

cage @@ thugmaxxing

>>82212715
if you combine thugmaxxing and jestermaxxing you do a little better.

see, thugs don't win in the end (but they do get them in their prime tho)

>>82212702 (OP)
I'm an Italian-American
My thugmaxxing is the Mafia
No fucking way

>>82214371
>>82212702 (OP)
im a piece of shit criminal whos been to the psych ward and i look only a little worse than him ive had all sorts of girls hope this helps

>>82215946
>light-skinned
Bro pretends to have grown up in O-block while in reality he grew up in the whitest suburbs ever

>>82218043
>thats lightskinned
get your eyes checked bud