Thread 81603743

Size edition

Qott: do you prefer size difference or same size bf?

Previous:>>81590000

i hope this faggot ass thread dies immediately and i hope all of you fucks go to lgbt where you belong

Didn't make it in time because I thought someone else would do it. Fuck you guys for doing this. I should've known not to count on you fucks.

>>81603743 (OP)
smaller bf or bigger bf, but always a giant bottom

>>81603769
Are you saying your a giant bottom or....

>>81603809
no no, I'm saying I like--smol and giant--giant bottoms.

>>81603743 (OP)
pederast op prisongay bifag

>>81602141
>>81602158
>>81602182
>>81602217
>>81602252
>>81602274
Bishit got owned lol

>>81603892
the price of not naming the nigger...

Can we please shit on bitoilets later, it a bit too early and peacy for that

>>81603731
thanks again, I leaked and blushed to this without even touching myself.

>>81603848
>buzzword buzzword buzzword I'm mad waaaah waaaah
Seethe harder it only makes me more powerful

>>81603943
>thanks again, I leaked and blushed to this without even touching myself.
attaboy, that's very good--for a start :^)

>>81603998
I'm such a slut I just finished :l
still without touching

Black queen summer or White boy summer?

>>81604085
that's a good slut :*
I'm white btw.

>>81603743 (OP)
>do you prefer size difference or same size bf?
I love all kinds of men so I don't have a dislike in this regard, having a guy be larger than me feels a lil awkward though since anytime I want to show affection to him physically he has to bend down to my level first :<

>>81604107
need a BLACK QVEEN

>>81604299
Why are you even here nigger?

>>81604315
wat
did i do something wrong?

>>81603998
I sometimes wish I was in an english-speaking country so I could get hit with an attaboy in real life, it's too good..

>>81604429
>brown
lmao, and i do mean that originally

>>81604447
minor kek, but...
>>81604429
I don't live in an English speaking country lol, I'm European.

i'm beginning to seriously think about joining religion. should i read a bible? go to a church? maybe i can become a priest. it doesn't seem like that hard of a job.

>>81604485
monk might be more your speed. you really think you can lead a congregation?

>>81604485
Do you want to fuck the kids or are you actually in it for the religion?

King soi

>>81604447
I hate that I gave you a good enough set-up for this.

>>81604497
i'm good at reading and writing, high verbal iq, enjoy philosophy and history. maybe i should be a video essayist instead and reach a larger audience.

>>81604506
i don't think kids belong in church honestly

>>81604485
>bowing down to the religion that taught you to hate being gay
Such betrayal

>>81604485
>maybe i can become a priest
It's at least 6 years of studying theology and the catholic church filters out the gays

I'm going to commit self harm in a non-visible way and then everyone is going to regret doing ther best to help me while I intentionally wallowed in silf-pity and failure

>>81604585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDjoouqRnhk

>>81604574
not the gay pedophiles tho. granted churches as institutions suck, be it orthodox, catholic or *shudder* protestant. there is God out there, and he loves you. dont need some slick, suit wearing nonce in kentucky to tell you that
>>81604485
>>81604565

>>81604585
>self harm in a non-visible way
How?
Asking for a friend

>>81604110
I'm hispanic, :D

>>81604638
As the shining beacons of patriarchy, churches and religions thrive as a hierarchical power superstructure that exists with one purpose in mind: how not to end. Just like empires, the answer they found is to spread far and wide, and they'll defend their own at all costs.
Child abuse is only one of the many evils that flourish in such environment, followed closely by domestic abuse and political corruption.

>>81604727
you dont know whats out there either bro...

>>81604769

Hue should know who is pushing for pedophile rights and I'll give you a hint it's not the right wing.

>>81604771
It's definitely the right wing, though. Republicans fought for child marriage. For every story of a gay pedophile I can fetch you 10 articles of religious leaders and conservative politicians being caught in scandals involving minors and children.

>>81604769
how's that relevant to child abuse inside churches and religious cults?
If nobody knows what's out there, you can do better than picking up hebrew mythology as your guidance. The same people who told you to cut off baby's penises.

Final destination just validates my fear of heights. Any building wit more than two floors is fucking retarded. Enjoy your dizziness and death faggots.

>>81604638
>there is God out there
I only hope you don't mean the god of the bible, because that would be a nightmare for most of mankind

>>81604681
I'd be happy to "naturalize" you some more ;^)

Idk what you people are so hung up on? God hates sucking dick in general, don't think you're all special. The Lord loves all his lost lambs, tops, bottoms, whateverthefucks, etc.

>>81604681
oh, and I'm Dutch btw.

>>81604870
that's super cool :3

>>81604860
the creator of the universe is indifferent to human shenanigans. You are referring to a mythological character that was once a minor part of a greater polytheistic pantheon of the ancient Canaanites.
As he was appropriated by the disbanded ancient hebrews, divested of his former titles, stripped off of his consort goddess queen, he became their monotheistic symbol for the much more ancient god of the Sun, El. And since the hebrews were the ancient version of incels, their god became obsessed with sex and purity culture
But pillaging and raping little girls in his name was still allowed.

>>81604906
Changed my mind, God hates this fag right here, and his degree from the University of Reddit.

How do we make this thread more inclusive to bi individuals?

>>81604922
Archeological evidence that shows how petty and terrain your favourite mythology is, isn't reddit.
Here's your beloved god with his cock out and his consort by his side. Before the hebrews engaged in the art of rewriting history, a skill that would be later used by early christians to build their own cult.

>>81604940
We simply don't, it's a thread for gay individuals who are atracted to the same sex as their own, not straight men

>>81604961
>Jews rewrite history
>Here's some rewritten history to prove my point.

>>81604940
I think we should post more straight porn to help them feel welcome

>>81603743 (OP)
size difference and my fbf needs a gay voice so i can tease him for being short and gay

>>81604940
conversion therapy to turn them gay (fellatio)

>>81604999
A thousand year old vase is a first glance at your mythology, centuries before the hebrews wrote down their propaganda that you call the old bible. This is original history, as unadulterated as it gets.
Denial is the most obvious response for those without arguments.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOTAFOGO IGOR JESUS

I just googled where Dutch people are from and now I feel dumb. I thought "dutchland" but that just sounds like German in German.

>>81605172
Ehh, despite you redditardation, I'm gonna stop here, am sleepy. Keep working hard on the psyop, mr mossad, because you sure do belong here in the gay thread.

>>81605308
> discrediting jew mythology is actually a jew inside job
Holy cope. You're not gonna stop since you haven't even started, you simply have no arguments to defend your favourite folklore, as expected. That's why it takes blind faith

>>81605193
not so dumb :p
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greater_Netherlands#Terminology

I just pooped a log so large, so fucking large, that I think it took my anal virginity away

>>81605584
now you won't be able to become a bride...

If that's the requirements for not being a virgin then I'm a slut with my massive constipation logs.

>>81605928
nobody was gonna marry you anyways

>>81603743 (OP)
I have the urge to cut a bottom the instant I cum in them so they have a permanent scar of my love they can never remove or forget.

>81606041
>I have the urge to cut a bottom

>>81604827
still out here trying to equate circumcision with castration are we...you will realize troonery is nuts one day, i think. you are not stupid.

>>81604906
pretty much everyone has some notion of an ur-force or "first mover" that created the universe. the big bang isnt really different from a world-bearing turtle in a way because we dont know what caused the big bang to happen.

>>81606404
>baby genital mutilation is good when it's the one that was done to me
One day you will see you were a victim of evil ancient sacrificial rituals

>>81606422
Going from the initial spark of the universe to a bronze age manuscript telling you to pillage enemy cities and rape their virgins, is like leaping from the top of the tallest mountain into the deepest abyss.

>>81606422
the latest theory is our universe is the insides of a black hole in an upper 4d world

>>81606540
there are a lot of bronze age manuscripts. some are about bonking and some are about origins of the universe. people are curious.

>>81606617
so what? you dont know why that "higher" thing exists or how it formed.

I met a guy off these threads years ago and it was horrible. He was an asshole and turned out ugly as fuck with a mustache later on

>>81606673
Some are about creating a cult with everything that makes a cult great: death for dissidents, blood sacrifice, oppressing minorities, building an army for israel
While offering no insight into the creation of the universe beyond "god did it"

I can only hope you stay clear from those cults and their texts.

>>81606760
I can't imagine actually trying to date off of 4chan.

mom still thinks im going to become a norm soon i just have to get more exposure to socializing

dad doesnt believe it but he told me he wouldnt want to be a norm either

>>81606859
Instead of hating it you should just appreciate it.

>>81606949
Why? What about anonymity had to necessitate the asshole toilet culture we have here today?
Personally I blame men
They had a chance to abandon their eternal pissing contest against each other with zero consequences and they blew it (literally in this case, I guess)

but wouldnt you already be out of pee

>>81607257
the planet is like mostly water

This neghole needs to be pozzed. I need to be filled with daddies loads again and again until I'm carrying his strain forever.

Sometimes it just feel like it's planned
Cause I know that everyone changed up
Sometimes I hate being famous
I know that they think about killing me

>>81607274
i thought water was only on the surface and the planet is mostly rock

>>81607339
obv i was talking about a planar scale that's about in line with the human experience of an area
the universe is mostly void but we're not suffocating or freezing to death sm h
this is its own pissing contest btw and im phillopsically opposed to it

garlic noodles tonight

>>81607447
Noodles is my name

needlessly antagonistic faggot is his claim to fame

bro watches like a hawk
no life
needs to steal it from others

>>81607445
oh. in my area there isnt a lot of water :|

>>81607478
probably cause you're a thirsty bitch lole

HANS IS NOT A FAGGOT, YOU FAGGOTS.

why come everyone in this general is so angry

fr tho like what

drank a peach and aloe juice pretty good

anyone wanna go halves on a pad in tokyo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHN9wQOyyyQ

>/r9gay/
y r u gae?

>>81607623
can we do kyoto instead

>>81607711
never been, but I hear all the locals hate gaijin for overtourism

>>81607719
if that matters you should just stay home

>>81607688
why are his eyes like that?

>>81607761
he crode all night

>>81607778
i didnt know they did that

>>81607623
yes. but desu rent isnt really the barrier anywhere in japan, getting a longterm visa is.

Getting pozzed by the man you love and having his fuck flu inside you *forever* is literally the most romantic thing imaginable.

>>81607688
a moment of silence for gays in africa suffering what gays in europe used to suffer 500 years ago

>>81607913
where did you get 5 hundreds

>>81607831
but you can stay 90 days in the tourist category, which is enough to get sick of the country and go home for the year

>>81607875
why anon? is it because you dont have a womb

>>81607961
i did that this winter but america sucks so hard in comparison

I'm convinced the key to high value urban development is alcohol and trains

Good morning everybody! Happy June 25th!

>>81608272
whats so great about june 25th? also hi

>>81608279
why, the most important day of the year haha

>>81608272
gm sir

>>81608279
>>81608272
apparently Michael Jackson died on 6/25

Holy crap you guys actually did some research. I'm just excited cause my motorcycle lessons start today.

>>81608295
>1910 - The United States Congress passed the Mann Act, which prohibited the interstate transport of females for "immoral purposes"
idgi

>>81608302
Well obviously it means you can only transport menn. Women going places and doing things is immoral.

>>81608305
score one for the gays

>>81608302
don't drive night ladies across state lines

>>81607938
Two males, Richard Puller von Hohenburg and Anton Matzler, accused of sodomy burned at the stake, Zurich 1482

>>81608316
How the fuck were they burning those two at the stake with this zesty ass motherfucker over here?

my first gf was tiny and flat and had kinda a flat sorta wide butt. i think if i got a bf, id totally want the same thing. a short short boy.

>>81608316
based, death to sexhavers

>>81608344
get in line pal

>>81608348
wut? whats the point of being gay if you're not going to have gaysex?

is everyone here a fujoshi???

>>81608291
nice i love these. guess ill throw some clams in the lake later
>>81608295
rip

>>81608348
Gincels like you are the greatest threat to our freedom. You're like a sellout. A traitor. You would burn our rights at the stake just so you could watch the fire glow, even if you were the very next in the line.

put down the meth, nigger

>>81608298
they make you do lessons?

>>81608381
Well, no, you can just take the test. I need the lessons cause I've never ridden one before.

>>81608359
Can I have a clam please? I promise I'm a catfish really I am.

>>81608342
Must be someone who tried to troon the gay away check the colors

>>81608400
okay, but theyre clams from a jar

Just need Blokees Soundwave for Laserbeak, the LED upgrade kit Megatron head for the wire head, and a 3d printed arm for Optimus.

Would you enjoy your fbf having hobbies?

>>81608437
If his hobby was playing with children's toys, no. That's cringe as fuck.
I would still support it through the power of love

>>81608437
I would need my bf to have hobbies because I'm desperately boring and I would need something to talk to him about.

>>81608445
I like customizing and designing them, don't really play with them often anymore though :(

>>81608452
this desu, I can't get my head around how people manage to get into stuff and enjoy it

>>81608461
I have a lot of stuff I think is cool and want to get into but I'm way too lazy to keep it up. My brain has been broken by double-screening and my attention span is shot.

>>81608470
very relatable, anon
>tfw no bf to retreat into the mountains for 6 months with no internet access until we're forced to develop new interests

fbf needs to participate in my hobbies
>eat my cooking
>play coop vidyas
>hiking in the forest
>pose for me to photograph him like french girl

>>81608483
can we play lego batman 1 coop?

>>81608372
You're must be thinking about bishits luv, gincels do'nt do all that

finally free... i met a boy from here... meeting up soon
idk if you lurk here still but if so hii

huebait

>>81608356
is that a thing. are short boys in hot demand

short blond boys will be raped by me ...

>>81608454
Like I said, it's not an attractive hobby, but a mere hobby is not enough of a reason to reject someone

the idea of "attractive hobbies" is woman shit desu, I just want a man with some love for life

need r9gay bf

>>81608785
I want a bf and eventual husband to never be separated from aside from work.

>>81608785
Love for life translates to playing and messing with children's toys?
It's just silly. It gives immature vibes. It's like if your movie taste sucked and you only liked marvel blockbusters. It's not very adult like.
But it's not the end of the world.

>>81608790
I don't lurk in this thread but noticed the image, I use them as reaction images sometimes because the character roughly looks like me.

>>81608812
My ex had grey eyes. :(

My ideal bf is either a Fire Dragon, a Shadow Spectre or a Hemlock Wraithfighter pilot

>>81608818
I always thought they were kinda a dull green

>>81608886
Grey eyes are just super light blue eyes. I think only 1% of the world has them. Truly unfortunate case for my oneitis.

something would have to suddenly flip in my brain for me to bf and i dont think thats going to happen. especially after all these years

*flips you upside down*

>>81608909
Or maybe you could just spend 6 months off from this place or anywhere similar. Also no porn
That would work wonders.

>>81607965
Would you bf a boy with this build?

>>81609188
yes absolutely but he'd have to be a top

>>81609197
I'm a top with that exact physique...

>>81609224
nta but I'm a switch with a bit of a skinnier version of that

>>81608063
Why would they put eggs in pasta like that? Looks so out of place and tastes horrible together. Asians just be making leftover buffet baka
>>81608445
Couldn't agree more. He should have cool hobbies like anime and vidya or at least esthetically pleasing ones like collecting anime figures. It's a deal breaker honestly.
>>81608785
No? It tells a lot about your personality and is a part of who you are. Some people are obsessed with certain things. If it's annoying or ugly why would I be around that daily?

>>81609224
Pics or lies

Meow needhusbie needhusbie needhusbie NOW

>>81608812
My ex had gay eyes :>

>>81609283
only for my fbf's viewing pleasure

Imagine the smell of meows thigh highs after a whole day of walking

>>81609302
So it's a lie. No top would have such a estrogenized physique

>>81609304
I don't wear thigh highs

>>81609317
Well, there's a reason I'm a gaycel.

>>81609188
He has titties. That's likely trans or close to trooning out hrtfag so based on that I would have to say probably not, but if he isn't trans and if I knew he would never transition and if he had a cool personality then maybe

>>81609324
Because they get too smelly right

>>81609188
Someone posted meow in that thread >>81609092

my muthaw made me cut my awesome hair last month. I am currently recovering my jewfro.

Wish I could just stay in bed and sleep for days without a care in the world until I finally don't feel tired anymore

>>81609335
Because they don't stay up my thighs are too thick

>>81609347
Not funny cried meow besides my penis is significantly larger

>>81609188
He looks mentally ill, no

Would you look at that, everything is going to be okay

>>81609397
I wish you could fall asleep forever and never wake up too.

Ok nevermind it's a manic day woooooooo I feel so good now
>>81609560
Do true heck yea let's goooooooooo
>>81609587
Same, that's my number one wish but not right now

How do I get a cute bf as a balding, fat, ugly and short man?

>>81609666
Are you a balding fat ugly short man in a cute way?

>>81609666
Well, you could at least stop being fat

>>81609666
>bald
>fat
>ugly
>short
>satanic
it's so over

>>81609666
do you have rizz

>>81603743 (OP)
same size, i'm not into minors or really anything that would require age of consent, just a real person to do whatever

i do think it's nice if it's a significant difference though


yeah, i mean, i'd like it, but i wouldn't

>>81608818
>My ex had grey eyes. :(
rip :c

>>81603743 (OP)
>do you prefer size difference or same size bf?
same size or someone bigger than me :p which is most people

>>81609674
They're not stinky you fool

crazy
bipolar
anti semite

And I'm still KING

>>81610189
how tall are you then Anon

Meow I wish one yankee lived closer so we could date

>>81610221
>how tall are you then Anon
I'm 5'4, plus I'm swedish so all my friends are super tall in comparison TwT

I deserve a bf because I'm a schizophrenic autist and a good man. I 'd be the best bf ever, even if I'd cry a lot.

>>81606949
Maybe it's just the lack of knowing better but an r9k boyfriend would be ideal, we could bond over whatever it was that fucked us up enough to make us start using r9k.

Where husbie waaaa

>>81610274
yeahhh idk if that will be a healthy bond anon but it could work if everything goes well :p

>>81608804
True, using the movie taste as an example, if my soulmate only liked marvel blockbusters I'd make fun of his ass for it but at the same time if I loved him it wouldn't matter, maybe I'd even try to find a movie we both like.

>>81610295
Who tf is Asya? Cute gatito

>>81610221
He's not anon he's meowster

another day cleaning up. normally i like it but when i'm cleaning up for my slob of a 'father' it's quite tedious and annoying. but maybe my cleaner will run out and i'll get to use my new scented one. silver linings or whatever yippee

>>81610362
idk lol i don't change the file names after i download them TwT
>>81610380
>He's not anon he's meowster
frfr :3
though i only spend my time in cutters general for the most part

>>81610263
Where are you from, what kind of guys do you like? Do you want to get married some day or just enjoy dating and love? Are there any weapons like guns or knives in the home (other than kitchen knives)

Wait some retards actually think that teenage love is "deep and pure" I can't
Vapid Ediots

Where 30 year old bf meow

>>81610579
Absolutely disgusting imagery

>>81610585
I didn't ask for your opinion

>>81610579
Probably somewhere looking for ME >:)

>>81610043
Meow is having a melty on the log again

>>81610630
Why would he look for you

>>81610593
It's an intervention, you clearly need one

>>81610630
Shoving aside a pile of meows to dig you out from the bottom

>>81610649
How so yay I need nothing except for a bf

>>81610671
Bfs don't want fat sagging gigahon trannies

goooood morning morning masturbators
..sometimes i get a handle on my manandle by counting the strokes, and if i get to 100 without nutting, i have to stop and do something else like have tea. just a handy tip!

>>81610681
And I'm none of those except for fat

>>81610642
Because I deserve a 30 year old bf more than you do

>>81610719
Based on what collation? Based on what evidence? I obviously deserve it more.

Moo moo I'm a stupid cow moo meow

>>81610719
Holding you up high in the air so everyone can see you sparkle

>>81610694
nutting below a 100 strokes just feels like nothing doe, works if you don't have the time or place to do it but if you're in the comfort of your own room, why rush it?
Working your way up to a fatass nut is much more rewarding and gives you more pleasure brain chemicals, not when you drag it out for too long, but when you save it for a moment or image that is juuuust right to coom to? it's bliss.

>>81610742
Because I'm not a zoomer faggot duh
>>81610746
I don't think you'd have enough strength for that lolmao

>>81610791
I train specifically for picking up boys

>>81610765
i'm not rushing it. usually i dont nut under 100 either. this is just so i dont nut 4x a day and become exhausted. really its also about how much time i spend idly stroking, cause its a lot without this rule. working at home problems.

I got more attention from men when I was 15....

2 whole days wifout a nut...i feel my strenf returnin

>>81610890
You were picking up dudes that young?!

>>81610890
that's because a lot of men are disgusting creatures who deserve to be put down like cattle

>>81610902
as long as the dudes were his own age that's okay and what should be happening. most anon's problems stem from not getting any sexual activity in HS.

>>81610274
It's ideal of you know what you're doing and know who you pick. It's horrible if you are desperate and willing to go for anyone. That's why you get a lot of ghosting stories but what they don't want you to know is all the successful relationships. I seen it with my own eyes.

>>81610929
It's good advice you're giving, I unfortunately learned it the hard way after being desperate and getting the BPD experience.

The main reason why I don't try and bf anyone from here is because I'm flakey and might ghost. I don't want to do that to anyone.

>>81610912
Most anon's problems stem from then world being inhumane and uninhabitable for humans (we persist in our misery out of spite and a misguided hope that distant future generations may be able to live in a world that's worth being born into)

>>81604849
I dreampt about this >.<

>>81610791
Okay and? So what

>>81610890
I wish I was as pretty as you probably were... should have let that late 20s dude smash, maybe i'd have had a bf and a husband now...

>>81611136
most likely you would have gotten pumped and dumped. never feel bad for wanting to be loved.

>>81611031
i think its pretty silly to say that when i am glad not to be attacked by tigers or germans or anyone really. certainly things are different, which i think causes problems for different people and different sorts of problems than in the past.

>>81610912
not gonna say theres a "should" here. i for one think its weird to put 300 same age children together like a sultans army of children and then expect that to be normal. youre not supposed to want to fck people you grew up with...if you change schools thats different but i was in the same place til college.

>>81611221
"It could be worse" is never a good thing. It's not an endorsement of the situation. Imagine speaking about your father like this. "Sure he was evil and abusive, sure he beat me and ruined my life and the lives of everyone else in my family, but at least he didn't rape me or do a torture basement or a murder-suicide. "He could have been a lot worse" doesn't make the situation any better.

>>81611231
um you aren't supposed to want to fuck family members, anyone in the community not related to you are fair game.

>>81611282
you're such a prude, (step)brothers falling in love with each other is the purest form of love

I need to assemble different parts and personality traits of people and make it into my perfect frankenstein bf

Assemble your perfect bf from the various personalities here.

no one here is cute so you'll get the ugliest looking frankenstein bf

Would you bf a boy who browses tumblr?

>>81611371
I hope someone picks part of MY personality in their frankenbf

>>81611331
the thing about being a frankenstein... yes, you have superhuman strength, beauty and intellect. BUT, that only separates you from humanity. a blind man may show compassion, but when his sighted daughter arrives to visit she'll drive you away and turn him against you. you may leap up and down the mountainside freely as a goat, you may tear limbs like the lion rends a gazelle, but nonetheless you are exiled to the hidden space under the chicken coop, doomed to creep through the window and only imagine that you were part of the happy family within.

>>81611282
youre not supposed to want to fuck adopted siblings either. usually people dont. and being raised from kindergarten to 18 around the same few hundred people makes it feel like one family youre all in rather than strangers. school is just unnatural.

>>81611407
Yes maybe, depends on his feed

>>81611231
>you're not supposed to want to fuck people who went to the same school as you
That's a whole new level of puritanical I had never witnessed before

>>81611407
The obnoxious leftist kind of tumblr user or the fucked up porn kind of tumblr user? Is porn still banned there I can't remember if they reversed that

>>81611424
People used to live in villages where everyone knew each other

I still think it's weird how you have a lot of virtually identical youtube channels with same thumbnails, similar style and basically same topics. Almost feels AI. Maybe it is AI. Its always something "every X explained" or "why it sucks to be X" and they use drawings in the videos. It's like watching 4chan/Twitter bots make content. Bizarre.
Here is someone who made a playlist of it as example
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLcTixUpNMBacp3H3FwBRTM49AVHhpc5Sa&si=kGrNMcq1OZ-2a44e

>>81611442
Nope all the porn is still gone. had to be sanitized for the advertisers. Surprised tumblr is still around really as I thought the porn was the only thing on there.

Meow I need penis I need cock meow I'm not even horny I just think it would be a nice ego boost

>>81610550
Ojisan uprising

addicts who neglect their lives, bills and their families deserving nothing but a slow torturous death. truly worse than the niggers.

>>81611546
>nice ego boost
explain how

>>81611569
What's wrong with you LOL. Watched too much Nazi propaganda this morning?

>>81611592
Somebody finds me hot enough to let me suck their dick means I'm not horribly ugly no?

>>81611607
no i just hate my father who's a lousy alcoholic and i hate niggers too

Most powerful anon award goes to >>81610870

>>81610475
>'father'
Get a better daddy

>>81611629
i should really call him a sperm donor instead but. i don't want a 'better daddy'. i want a cigarette

>cigarette
dont do that you'll stain your lips

Had a doctor's appointment this morning at 10 am. I set an alarm, took a shower, put on a nice outfit. Even skipped breakfast in case they wanted blood work. I drove to the city, parked, walked to the office and got there at 9:56 to check in. When I got there, the receptionist told me that I have to arrive 15 minutes early to fill out paperwork and that I would have to reschedule since I was late. I told her that I was perfectly on time, actually, and asked why didn't they make the appointment for 15 minutes earlier if they wanted me to come earlier. She didn't like that at all and started shouting about how it's my fault I'm late and she's going to call the police if I don't leave. I really wanted to threaten her but I just threw my hands up and said OKAY FINE I GUESS I'LL JUST DIE THEN and left. Why is everyone in the medical field so retarded? Is it the empathy fatigue or only total pieces of shit choose those jobs since they're in it for the money?

I feel like doing many things and nothing at all at the same time. Overwhelmed and paralyzed I guess. I just need a prime mover.

>>81611538
theres plenty of horny stuff. only literal penis isn't allowed. its less moderated than 4chan lol.

I have a doc appt on friday to see if they couldn't get the wax out of my ears to hopefully help my balance issue but I forgot to put in the wax softening drops. Hope 2 days is enough time for those to work.

>>81611679
that sucks, next time just say you'll fill it out quickly and if she still doesn't play ball throw a brick at her head.

>>81611731
I hate that. Inherited it from my dad, so much damn wax in my ears. It actually made me hard of hearing for some months in the left ear. The advanced private hospital couldn't clean it with basically small power washers, but the clinic that takes state insurance managed to do with a giant syringe and warm water.

>>81611679
maybe she had a fight with her husband and let loose on you
maybe she's just an asshole
who knows, who cares

you should get ice cream, anon

>>81610694
What's the point of fapping if you don't cum?
>>81610912
That's because this thread is full of normalfags and sex obsessed freaks. If not getting laid is your biggest issue in life you deserve to be unhappy

>>81611679
you should follow her back to her house and post a threatening message through her mailbox and then you should get ice cream

>>81611780
The water thing is what they did the last time and couldn't get a thing of really hard wax at the end of the canal so they gave me the drops to soften them and then come back. If this doesn't work they're going to send me to a specialist.

>>81609714
No, i have a big hook nose and weak chin

>>81611793
>What's the point of fapping if you don't cum?
builds vril

I spent all morning peeling onions and cracking eggs and now my hands are all fucked up and stained. Would you bf a man with purple hand?

>>81611231
>you're supposed to fuck people you just met instead

>>81611804
Hey, same! High five, brother!

>>81611801
Sounds rough. I just use q tips, even though everyone says I shouldnt. But if I don't clean for a week, then I turn the white qtips brown

>>81611824
Hell yeah, wanna make out? You know, for... uhhh... practice?

>>81611387
Not true
>>81611538
I can't believe it's still alive
>>81611569
Breeders are the worst

>>81611679
This is insanity. I hope those people get murdered unironically.

>>81610579
I'm 30yo but I want a whole harem

>>81611679
This would never happen if america had a public health care system.

>>81611793
what? point? i just start fapping when i see a horny thing. the point is unnnnh.

>>81611904
Do you deserve a whole harem? What would you Even do with one?

>>81611907
This happens in public healthcare all the time what are you on about? They also expect you to give them gifts (money) to move up your surgery times and get offended if it's only 100e. It's insane. Fuck everyone in that field they get paid way too much and it's never enough.

>>81611920
He posted pepe so clearly he only deserves to suffer

>>81611855
even the ones that wanna breed boys, get em boy pregnant, and then have to have a b section to deliver their boy baby?

>>81611855
>Breeders are the worst
not all, but maybe most.
>>81611904
go out there and get the harem, nonny. i believe in you.
>>81611920
harem things. looking after them hopefully.

>>81611930
No it most certainly does not.

>>81611930
i wonder why you dont go into that field yourself then, if they get paid "too much." is it maybe cause its exhausting and frequently gross work? and you dont want to do it? and most people feel that way? and thats why they have to pay so much to get people to do it?

>>81611937
No that's apustaja
>>81611964
Didn't ask baldy for jack shit

>>81611973
based on internet complaints ive seen it absolutely does lol. its human beings in the same environment, they way they act on a day to day basis isnt going to be determined to very much of an extent by who gets billed for their work. increased job security might make people nicer but idk if that's a guarantee considering librarians.

>>81611988
>Didn't ask baldy for jack shit
who's a baldy cause it's not me ):

>>81611999
You're a baldy bald boy

>>81611954
They are disgusting in particular because they take the worst part of straggotry and introduce it in gay relationships
>>81611973
Please tell me things I seen with my own eyes don't happen I'm definitely going to believe you, you absolute shitstain full of delusions

>>81611996
>based on internet
first mistake. You don't really have any real experience with public health care, there's no public health care in usa

30yo anon here I hope you're happy with sex once a week because I don't always wanna get it up any more at my age.

>>81612016
so they're just straggots in denial?

>>81612001
not yet! my feet have been lost but not my hair. maybe in another 10-20 years.

>>81612029
You're 30 not 60

>>81611979
Cleaning literal shit is disgusting and exhausting work most people don't want to do yet it's not paid well. The difference? Everyone could do it technically while being in medical field requires years of training. This doesn't change the fact that they are entitled, miserable fucks who will always look to squeeze as much money out of you as possible.

>>81612029
I will fight every day to get it up for my husband even when I turn 50.

>>81612029
You need a younger bf to help you with it! Maybe he will be the one to spark new vigor into it!

>>81612035
>no feet
i'm not up with the lore what happened to your feet

>>81612025
actually, there are a good number of hospitals associated with public universities. i have a lot more experience with those than private or independent hospitals actually. they are pretty cheap and pretty quick, and a senior doctor often comes in to give a 2nd opinion without you even asking. the ones that are like x university medical center are the ones i mean.

>>81612060
>6'1 bottom
Is it over?

>>81612035
Yeah I wanna know too, I thought you lost only one foot

>>81612067
Accidental (you), reply is unrelated

>>81612047
actually, yes it is. garbagemen make more than cops in nyc now. you're wrong, and a fool. it's paid well cause people dont wanna do it. simple as dat. its a job that needs a college degree but often involves cleaning shit. its a miracle theres as many nurses as there are really. thank god for jamaican ladies.

If you really want to see how corrupt, incompetent and shitty the whole medical field is look up doctor death and what he was able to get away with in the modern day btw

>>81612060
>>81612071
gangrene got me. they just hit the second foot

>>81612067
Are you a bottom-bottom like you can't top at all?

>>81612084
you dont need to look any further than troonery actually

>>81612016
is homosexuality the orientation of anti natalists?
>>81612034
alienating the entire omegaverse fanbase. people can be gay and have a pregnancy fetish, its how fetishes work a lot of the times.

>>81612075
Not everyone lives in nyc you dumb schizophrenic fool. Where I live it's the job immigrants do and they get paid pennies. Kill yourself weirdo.

>>81612067
We had taller bottom whores here and they seem fine

wait what? Jonah is am amputee?

I need my trans r9gay she/her bf

>>81612112
yeah my feet definitely

>>81612107
its called an example lol. if you think the people who get paid to clean shit get paid to much, you are free to clean shit yourself. end of!

>>81612105
Pregnancy fetish is disgusting: you're turning your body intothis deformed thing carrying another living creature inside it. It's gross. It's repulsive. If anyone is into it they should be put down asap.

>>81612136
And you used that example to based your whole opinion on the topic and pretend it's universal. You we called me wrong and a fool because of it. This is why you're delusional schizo btw.

>>81612085
damn... sorry for your loss, i guess

>>81612147
zoomer brain lol. anything that isn't instant gratification bad. God forbid you suffer for something

>>81612105
>>81612147
stupid to even talk about, omegaverse is literally 100% fujos and anyone who brings it up unprompted is 100% a fujo.

>>81612160
an example illustrates a principle. if you dont understand the simple concept that jobs people dont want have to pay more, you are a fool. we were talking about america in any case, which is where nyc is located, so...it's certainly true there in america.

pro tip for anons in the norfeast; these are 79 cents and as strong as a red bull. a little rare to find, pretty random which stores have it in addition to the regular seltzers, and pretty random if they put it with the seltzer or the soda or the natural drinks. worth looking for tho.

>>81612169
You really are a mentally disturbed individual. It has nothing to do with that, you just jump to conclusions.
Working out and getting a better body over time = Good
Going through an alien metamorphosis,= Gross

How is any of this relevant to pregnancy being hot to some sickos? Hurr durr suffering lol irrelevant

>>81612196
But the example doesn't prove that principle as I said lol. It introduces another variable: skill.
>we were talking about america in any case
No. Someone said anons post would never happen if america has public health care and I responded how it happens to places where there is public healthcare. So you're objectively wrong about the topic retard.

>>81611443
they were all different ages, rather than all the same age like 100 twins. its an incontrovertibly unnatural situation. and in most village societies either men or women would usually marry outside the village and go to live with their spouse. a lot of people in my highschool actually had gfs/bfs from other nearby schools by the end.

I just want to adopt kids with my husband and give them a good home. Not the disabled ones though, I'm not THAT openminded.

>>81612247
cherry picking two things, that fundamentally both require sacrifice to achieve an objectively positive change, but pretending theyre somehow different and one is worse because of your own bias. being antinatilist is the most faggotry you can ever be. have the balls to kill yourself already, instead of acting like a child that's mad everyone else has what he can't
>pregnancy is icky!!!! it is like my le favorite moobie with the xenomorph

Where can I find a fujo that will share her porn collection with me?

>>81612304
you don't seem to understand that there is a difference between "illustrate" and "prove." my example illustrated that there exists a place, nyc, where garbagemen are paid more than police, because it's so hard to hire garbagemen. i also separately discussed having a good and easy experience with healthcare in america.

let me lay out the problem very simply:
1) nurses need a college degree.
2) nurses have to clean up turds.
3) most people with college degrees dont want to clean up turds.
4) its hard to hire nurses.
5) they have to pay a lot to get people to be nurses.

these factors are true regardless of who pays for the nurses. is there something there you dont understand? you were the one who said they were "overpaid" for cleaning up turds, and your evidence for that was....people who clean the streets where you live get paid very little? how is that even supposed to be related?

>>81612247
>alien metamorphosis,
>human reproduction
unless you're a different species i think you're the weird one here sir. not as far as having a fetish for it, but its certainly not "alien" lol.

>>81612411
aren't there people like nurse's assistants and things who do the turd clean up and stuff so the nurse's can do the important work?

>>81612457
those people are also paid a lot. its all a lot harder and often grosser than say working at tj maxx. its also got weird and random hours often. even just taking a two week course for a CHHA certificate lets you make $20-$25 an hour working in old folks' homes. some of the places that employ CHHAs even pay a $500 or $1000 signing bonus.

can picrel help me coom from my butt?
c:<

the idea that harder jobs pay more is a myth, don't be stupid

i'm sorry, i shouldn't have called you stupid. i don't believe in that word.

>>81612579
nurse actually is a hard job, at least a hospital one. 12 hour shifts, always understaffed, having to juggle 4-5 different things at a time, knowing one fuck up could kill or harm someone and end your career. I couldn't do it.

>>81612607
that's a great example, since it's also one of the lesser paid jobs in the hospital, especially compared to the people in administration who don't treat patients but still soak up all the revenue

>>81612579
for a given set of requirements, yes, harder jobs have to pay more, because people prefer easier jobs. hard jobs that don't pay well usually don't have much in the way of requirements either.

I wanna someone's man nurse and clean boyfriend's poop... or have one to do it to me...

>>81612382
>using two examples to disprove my assmad assertion that you're le zoomer that hates anything that takes effort and time by showing the difference between them is cherry picking
No one and I repeat no one brought up sacrifice other than your deluded mind. That is not the point nor why I don't like pregnancy as I clearly demonstrated. And no being born is not some positive change. Based on what? Depends on the living conditions you mongoloid.

But this isnt even about that we were talking about a fetish for pregnancy ie. FAPPING and GETTING AROUSED by the thought of a MAN getting pregnant. That is sick and you're just deflecting because you're a low iq breeder who thinks kids = good and ignores the actual conversation at hand.
>instead of acting like a child that's mad everyone else has what he can't
I know you're dumb but not everyone has same desires. You should've learned this by now.

>>81612623
you're forgetting the part where that's not actually true and it's all arbitrary

>>81612616
just remember that the annoying nurse at the desk usually earned that comfy desk from 15 yrs of hard work. its easy to blame "administrators" and who are they anyway but its not like hospitals are making bank. they are still closing in a lot of places. as for who is making bank, its mostly pharma companies and companies that make medical devices.

one very big advantage of a single-payer state-run healthcare system is that they get to negotiate large contracts with pharma and device companies and get better rates, whereas individual hospitals and insurers don't have the same kind of leverage. this is the biggest part of why healthcare is so expensive on a per capita basis in america, not overpaid nurses, doctors or even "administrators"...

>horny again
not gonna jerk off though
god, what i would do for a twink right now

>>81612419
>Uhm ackshually it's licherally how HOOMANS reproduce

>>81612652
you're literally just saying things. no its not "arbitrary" lol. they have to pay people well to work on oil rigs for example because it sucks and no one would do it without high pay. people will do cushy white collar internships for nothing but "resume points" because its easy. i'm not sure what you don't get here. jobs and salaries aren't assigned at random by a job machine.

>>81612677
bro, you are so grossed out by your own species you referred to it as alien. cope however you like, but you are fucked up. make squealing noises at me doesnt change that.

>>81612579
Jobs that get paid a lot are usually ones that require expertise, jobs that not many people can or are willing to do and jobs that are very demanding. Not always but usually how it works.

>>81612696
I'm only making fun of your need to point out the very obvious fact that it is indeed how humans reproduce and not aliens. I have been owned.

our HR guy at work keeps freaking out about AI because we're getting 10x as many "qualified candidates" through our assessments now and he can't tell which ones to turn down any more. it's true that anyone can do the job with AI. we use AI in our internal processes, we pay for the licenses and everything. but there's only a couple of positions open at a time. we don't have space for all those people, qualified or not

>>81612728
you were the one redditng about muh creeeaature insiiide of yooou lmao. stupid ass circlejerk.

>>81612800
why doesnt he just use ai to make the choice lol? or maybe do his fucking job and interview the people and see who vibes best with the people already there? his job was never supposed to be looking at resumes and picking from just that. he just hasnt been doing his job right, and ai means he has to now. same thing with teachers kek.

Guys I just realized that I won't get back from my class after midnight and I have to be up at 5 tomorrow for work.
Tonight is gonna be brutal.

Gays don't act gay anymore.
They act like normal guys.
Where's the lispy fag voice?
Where's the endless cheerful chipper gleefulness?
Where's the obsession over interior designs and name brand fashion and celebrities?
Gays just aren't gay anymore.

>>81613508
they turned gay into a brand
and corporate doesnt care who buys them as long as it sells

see: femboys
even straggots are tempted

>>81613534
I have a gay friend at work. He doesn't like identity politics, anyways he was anout to give an presentation and of coarse they introduce him as "a proud member of LGBT+ community", and nothing else about his personal life.

>>81613508
I mean I just want to date a normal guy. I feel like that's okay.

>>81613647
thats actually fucked up

>>81613508
>the lispy fag voice
i have this and it makes me wanna kms

>>81613701
haha no don't its so fucking cute

>>81613701
Wait, post a recording. I wanna laugh (in a nice way).

>>81613701
real, but I have an accent TwT but now im curious what you sound like :0

>>81613508
>Gays don't act gay anymore.
>They act like normal guys.
normal guys dont act like normal guys anymore either. they just act like nothing.

https://voca.ro/16DSx0XhmSiU

Do I have gay voice

It took so much restraint not to spend $200. I'm gonna be buying so much bread from whole foods to eat all this.

>>81613795
This is the sound my stomach makes when I've eaten too much spicy food.

>>81613534
>>81613508
Take it from an actual straight guy who was into insta "femboys". Most are actually FtMs (yes women will chop their tits off for attention, they've done worse.) To an actually straight guy, even the cutest bottom on this board, will still be ugly and disgusting compared to the foids on insta pretending to be such.

Gay has become the new hipsters, vegans, punkers, feminists, etc. that is to say it's the new cool and non conformist thing to be. Everyone wants to stand out, it's just easier to pretend your something that you're not, than to have an actual personality

>>81613795
>Do I have gay voice
not really in my opinion :p

>>81613814
i see more and more men realizing that if they date "ftms" they can have a gf way too cute for them in exchange for being technically "gay" in bizarro letter people terms. pretty funny.

i completely neglected to tell r9g and anyone about my pyjama top that i bought recently for my birthday its fucking cinnamoroll
>>81613508
>Where's the obsession over interior designs and name brand fashion and celebrities?
it still exists, they're just all on Shitter now.
>>81613647
he should try and grift some money out of that. he'd probably be well in his rights to.
>>81613795
it sounds like you're speaking spanish and all spanish speakers sound gay so yeah

>>81613795
>finnish
not a gay voice, just a gay nationality

>>81613875
Wow that is NOT true I am an alpha Male

>>81613870
fat chick steez, kawaii

>>81613857
I've become so coomer brained from loneliness and porn that I believed I was bi or something. Then I realised I only ever jerked off to clothed FtMs on insta and yaoi. Tried actual gay porn and I was so picky I only found one that actually fit my criteria, and it was his old stuff before he got hair extensions and breast implants for whatever fucking reason. But, I was basically forcing myself to jerk off to something that sort of kinda maybe turned me on? First few times it felt great and new, then I realized how much of a retard I am, and that this is not me.
>>81613870
cool pjs, I've seen that character a lot, why do you guys like him?

I am the only bottom itt without a fagcent. I would cherish a bf with a fagcent anyway.

>>81613795
>Grabrabrbarbafbarba homo gargageba
What language is that? Danish?

>>81613933
i just love oversized tshirts for pyjamas they make me happy.
>>81613942
i have no idea. i think he's just adorable. not my favourite of the sanrio cast but he's definitely up there.

>>81613947
I don't have it either
>>81613955
Finnish

>>81613947
You sound like this:
https://youtube.com/shorts/VBSUf12Wnog?si=_K1nb_YqEumTwx2s

what videogames do y'all play?

>>81613971
Are hello kitty characters on bottoms as bad a sign as on women. Cause women and hello kitty are red flags galore. Not to say you're crazy or anything it looks great, happy for you, just curious

>>81613942
thanks for the update but why are you still here?

>>81613814
>Gay has become the new hipsters, vegans, punkers, feminists, etc
Has been for years, it replaced eboy witch replaced emo which replaced goth which replaced grunge which replaced punk which replaced freak-subculture which replaced hippies which replaced beatniks.
So basically all of counterculture has been reduced to performative identity shit.

>>81614003
osu, marvel rivals, overwatch occasionally and a lot of ffxiv as of recently
>>81614004
i wouldn't even say they're a bad sign on women but i don't think so. i'd consider myself normal, not crazy especially when it comes to other people.

>>81614003
I love first person shooters

>>81613971
oversized tee and shortish shorts is a v cute look if youre brave.

>>81614004
>Are hello kitty characters on bottoms as bad a sign
Yes

>>81614005
I like making light conversation with chill guys, gay or not. The people on these threads seem the most normal.
>>81614003
Indies mostly, playing this one that's like advance wars, but with mechs (cool as fuck concept and decently executed.) When I wanna play multiplayer, mostly BF4 or The Division. Trying to get better at the original nmrih too, cool game

>>81614003
pokemon tcg pocket, pokemon gba games, dwarf forfress, m2tw. used to play a lot of wow and dota and i would again if someone would play with mee...

>>81614057
someone pls wake up the silver baras poster and drive this fool away.

>>81614004
No. But collecting Labubu's or anything popmart definitely is.

>>81614047
that's one of my favourite pyjama combo. it's just so comforting and freeing.
>>81614060
dragonflight was my first venture into wow. it was quite enjoyable but i had no idea how to even gear up to endgame raid and then mythic raid. mythic dungeons looked so fun too.
>>81614081
god, labubus are so fucking ugly and overpriced

>>81614060
>and i would again if someone would play with mee...
we could playyy, but you'd have to teach me the fundamentals TwT

>>81614095
What the fuck is a labubu

>>81614111
these keychain plushie type things, i think they come in blind boxes or something? never been too fussed about them + blind boxes are retarded

>>81614003
I miss playing video games but they take too much effort. I'm very bad at them. I used to play tf2 a lot, spent a lot of money on keys.

>>81614132
Wait ao its like th modern troll doll? This ugly gremlin women are obsessed with? It's like history is repeating.

>>81613795
That's a cute voice. I bet you're a cute bottom.

>>81614151
pretty much... but worse. history always repeats, time is a cycle.

>>81613701
no don't it's good actually
>>81613795
gay voice but can't tell on the fagcent
>>81614003
elden ring nightreign right now it's good

>>81613508
I wish this was the case
>>81613870
>shirt
Jealous beyond belief

Waaah waaah life sucks I'm going to cut myself

>>81614314
>Jealous beyond belief
i just wanted to show off cinnamoroll i love him so so much

>>81614335
So do I but I don't have any merch to show off fuck you die

>>81614349
order some on amazon and say it didn't arrive. that's how i got a lot of my pc stuff. it works for a while.

One fluffy pettable kitten vs The meaningless of life and endless sadness

Excited for a rare meal tommorow like a dog in a cage, wish I had a cute bottom bf to share it with/cook for him. I'm will be so pretty one day...

>>81614506
For me rare meals are mostly rare because I randomly forget easy and delicious recipes I love and remember them spontaneously.

Nobody talks about the friend to bf to ex bf to friend to fbf pipeline

>>81613942
Ok cool but no one invited your straggot ass to a gay thread. Kindly kill yourself and fuck off faggot.

>>81614661
God I fucking wish this could happen to me

>>81614684
I'm currently in the second friend phase. Only a matter of time before he is mine again *evil laugh*

>>81614684
:3
>>81614506
real anon, super real :/ but other way around

>>81614095
i mean outside coward. and mainline wow has been kookoo nonsense since pandas. not the same game at all really. they turned it into shitty repetitive cookie clicker x diablo when it used to be everything.

Posting my exact location for fun.

>>81614661
idk im at the ex bf part and i don't think he's coming back

>>81614132
Very ugly like teletubbies

Straight culture is forcing unbelievably sexy men like >>81613478 to want to ruin their amazing bodies. Truly a cursed society.

>>81614734
is this america

>>81614780
No it's Sudan

>>81614764
There is nothing sexy about fat pigs lol

>>81614734
>

>>81614764
sometimes i wonder if im actually gay because guys like these just dont do it for me

pro tip to wear black ankle socks while you are tanning. tan lines are cute and i am not vain about most things but i dont want crepey skin there. i sunburned my feet really badly once while walking on rocks barefoot at the beach. it was weird because my arms were fine, and on my feet it was bad bad like i had to sit in ice water for a week. no permanent damage but it was scary.

>>81614653
>have few eggs
>do a scramble
>put cheese on it
Uma delicia.
>>81614660
Onion soup, fritatta, any type of cabbage roll, all type of salad, tabouli, spanakopita, pesto. Now you know.
>>81614706
Exblain.

>>81614825
Hey, there's me! There I am!!!

Can't get too close or else it will burn, can't stay away it's too tempting. Like a sirens song. You want to touch it but you can't.

>>81614825
So what's your type? Twinks only?
you can be a gay ephebophile after all. One tier above pedos

>>81614825
Don't worry, just like what you like. Retards will say you're not gay unless you like fat hairy pigs but if you like men (any men) and only men then you're gay. It's like saying you're not straight if you only like short haired girls.

>>81614857
>Twinks only
yeah...
>you can be a gay ephebophile after all. One tier above pedos
dont say that it makes me feel like a creep

>>81614188
No I'm an old and busted bottom (25)
>>81614300
What's fagcent

>>81614836
>explain
I wish I had a hot top bf to share a meal with :p

>>81614835
to be clear i was out for like 4 hours. theyve made ppl really paranoid about sunburn but it takes a long time of being in direct light. i used to go all day at a flat beach with a cloudless sky and going between water and an umbrella shade i didnt need any suncreen. no you dont get sunburned while swimming mom...it is a lie...but the rocks were above the water so my feet werent getting wet or spending any time shielded from sun. but you dont really need sunscreen ever to be outside if you pay even a little attention to it and take shield breaks to let your skin recover. you actually have uv absorbers in your skin (not accurate but functionally true) that work for a while and recover their absorbing capacity pretty fast with a shade break. i didnt even get that tan from a month at the beach with no sunscreen but taking shade breaks. but i think being tan is cute and i havent really done it on purpose before.

>>81614667
why do you have to act so extra. if you dont like him just call him a faggot, why do you have to change an already perfectly fine slur? is it because everyone at school called you one? jut act normal for once weirdo

>>81614927
I wish I had a friend to share a meal with... most jsust wanna daydrink and smoke inthe park, and im neither a smoker nor particularly fond of alcohol :(

>>81614927
Oh poor meowster, whomever that may be, you will find a top bf in three years, don't worry.

I anally masturbated and came 5-10 times the normal amount my legs are shaking

>>81612548
I feel like these were meant for clits, trying to put it up your pooper might break it.

>>81614971
Shut up story.

>>81614964
Real, but I've got friends, what kind of food do you like anon? And yeah, some of my friends also like drinking but we rarely do it, since it's kinda disgusting for me and I'mm too young to buy alcohol

>>81614968
TwT maybe. I don't really go around expressing my sexuality though :3

>>81614875
Well it is kinda creepy. It's like your love for men has an expiration date, a tiny window of only a few years between the age of consent and 25. Notice how the guy taking your side calls adult men "fat hairy pigs" although that perfectly describes so many posters here, maybe even himself. Truly that's lacking love for the adult male physique. A perpetual minor chaser. The purloiner of jailbaits.
You are entitled to your tastes though.

>>81615021
>pic
I swear I saw this dude on youtube last night

>>81615039
Oe Bogan

>>81613508
I'm still gay in practice, doesn't willingly sucking masculine cock "count" as acting gay?

>>81615049
Translate to english pls TwT

>>81615021
Needs to be passed like a toy by a bunch of younger smooth beautiful femboys

Meow I'm lonely where is my prince to whisk me away

>>81615011
My favorite all time is kinda hard. But breaking it down, my fav dessert is without a shadow of a doubt, Sacher cake, but proper one from the Sacher Hotel in vienna, even if it is pretty expensive. My local food is pretty good, but I really love sushi, and my dad's al dente pasta (he cooks pasta like a king). I need to learn to cook, I'm going to college next year, I shouldn't just eat noodles and microwave slop. How bour tou meow?

>>81614875
You are kinda creepy. If you wouldn't fuc your own grandfather are you even gay? I'm Brazilian bot.

>>81614810
Your loss, more for me
I love the fuck out of masculine big men and will give them twice as much love.

>>81615105
Woah that's cool :0 idk what sacher cake is but I'll look it up.

>how about you meow?
My absolute favorite is probably tacos, I don't eat most foods. I have multiple eating disorders. Also are you from italy anon? :0

>>81614948
Half of what youz hue ad half of this thread does is project their own experiences onto others. No, no one called me a faggot. Straggot is just a funny slur. It sounds better so I will use it.
>jut act normal for once weirdo
The irony

>>81614875
You can like twinks that look like young adult men, twink does not inherently imply you want to fuck children.

>>81615011
Don't worry everyone knows you're a faggot the moment they see you

>>81615129
You also love women and are a whore so who is really at a loss here?

>>81615159
Hey you don't know what I look like!! :c

>>81615163
Where'd you get "love women" from?!
I don't deny I'm more of a whore than the average person on here but don't you fucking dare accuse me of being a bishit or I swear I will take a virile cock out of my mouth and spit cum at you.

>>81615136
It's seriously good chocolate cake. Somedays, I'd kill for it, but I seriously gotta start watching my weight, no guy is gonna want me in my current state TwT.
Sadly, not I'm from Italy's crazy next door enighbor the balkans. Worse in most ways, but it's getting better with the younger generations... atleast the ones that dont leave... like I plan to...

>>81615136
>I have multiple eating disorders
Another swedish poster has the same thing. You are subhumans haha.

>>81615216
Wha, who? And yeah thanks anon :3

>>81615199
Didn't you admit to fucking women at some point few threads ago? Don't lie

>>81615207
sta ima pederu balkan calling

>>81615246
Nisam peder! Ja sam homo! Jedno je karakterna osobina, drugo je seksualno orientaciju

I like cakes like this mmmmmm no choco

>>81615232
Not the same guy my man, now gtfo or you're getting load on you.

>>81615207
>gotta start watching my weight, no guy is gonna want me in my current state TwT
yeahhh, some people gain weight quickly. When I was a little kid I was fat and it wasn't nice TwT
>I'm from Italy's crazy next door enighbor the balkans
ohhh lol, still cool tho :0
>atleast the ones that dont leave... like I plan to...
yeahhh :/ where are you planning to move to?

>>81615261
I like princess cake :3

All your food picks are noted and remembered btw, I will learn how to do this stuff to be a chef bottom for fbf.

>>81615259
okej fair point homo

I guess it's time for me to leave again yay

>>81615259
ale zajebiscie stary!!1!
which country? I don't think it's poland but the language sounds familiar enough

>>81531886
Why lie? You said you're bi here.

>>81615292
Idk yet, im finishing my europoor version of the SATs rn, Im pausing this year as a gap year, and from next year I plan on going to university. Idk where yet I'm looking at places like malta for example and even in asia too. I need to finish a few things this year to put my mind at ease and I'll be fine.
>>81615301
hvala, seksualec

>>81615275
>>81615371
This is for you btw uwu
Hate gaslighters

>>81615305
Why do you wanna leave?

>>81615305
superb choice in genshin characters anon

>>81615371
>ex girlfriend
Gross, just another tainted prison gay

>>81615397
I have no reason to be here since nobpdy cares and you have another meowster now

Holy shit I can't believe eu bf was original post lol

>>81615419
I care a lot for you anon, but you never notice it...

>>81615419
I see. I marginally cared. Funny I was also thinking about leaving for few days now. This place will never be what it used to be and I was just going to make a post about it. Stop steeling my thoughts.

>>81615439
Maybe so still I'm lonely and this isn't helping

>>81615371
>>81615387
Another anon used a pokemon image, so that makes me him?
By that logic every cat image was posted by the exact same person too, every robot image was posted by the exact same guy, every anime guy was posted by the same exact- you get my point.

>>81615449
It was never that great imo at least starting from 2020 when I started posting

>>81615461
Except it had same filenamimg scheme like your avatarfagging pics you also used in that thread and then proceeded to talk about your love of masculine men????

>>81615473
what was 4chan like in 2020?
I was still a kid opening pokemon packs back then :p

>>81615473
It was different. It was great imo. It had a lot more cute posts, a lot more creative tfw no bf posting and a lot less personality fagging. You probably didn't pay attention. Even you were much more annoying when you first started posting again tha you are now. Things change. I think it's beyond saving at this point. This old man is tired and has nowhere to go.

>>81615481
Holy shit get a hobby.

>>81615503
Shit not that I remember much

I hate zoomers they really need their own space away from actual humans

>>81615460
I'm lonely too, but it will come to pass soon. Take your time as much as you need, just come back one day...

>>81615503
I started my reddit then... biggest mistake of my life. Thank God they banned me for arguing with bulgarians

Boredom is my enemy

>>81615536
If I remember yeah try to keep the thread alive

>>81615518
awh okay :p

>>81615549
why was reddit so bad? O.o

Personally I was never big into any kind of social media :p

>>81615550
do you play any videogames anon?

>>81615684
It was just filled with the same kinds of people. No room for differing opinions. There were some cool guys from my country's subreddit, but that's where it ended... ugh I feel so cringe for even having ittttttt :l
I hate social media. Im too normie for the insane places too insane for the normie places... it's unending limbo...
What do you do if not doomscroll in this day and age?

>>81615754
ah okay, that does sound a little odd :p
>There were some cool guys from my country's subreddit
do you still talk to any of them? Also what's ur country? :0
>What do you do if not doomscroll in this day and age?
well I could share some of my hobbies that you could try!
I like riding my bike, skating, sometimes reading. But also youtube and seeing new places ^^

Do you have any hobbies anon?

>>81615754
hey kid.....sad books are the original doomscrolling. except you look smart instead of drooling. if you care about that.

>>81615808
I don't, they were mostly commie and I didn't bother contacting them outside of it...
I need to start doing shit... the first step is always the hardest for me. Im hoping to use this gap year for good stuff, getting into shape, getting back into reading and writing, getting my CELTA certificate, drivers license, lots of stuff. I just need to bite down and push myself already. tommorow is my last exam of the standardised testing, after that I'm a free man ;3
I'm gonna celebrate with friends and then do lots of stuff!

>>81615555
Are you really leaving?

>>81615858
>>81615808
forgor to say, but I love to listen to CDs on my discman, no better way to listen to music, got some good audiophile headphones recently, so sound is teriffic.

>>81615734
Yes and I occasionally even enjoy them

>>81615156
When they stop looking like young adults and start looking like just adults instead, you will stop liking them?

>>81615754
>No room for differing opinions
Chud opinions you mean

>>81610532
america
twinks
yes, I wanna get married
no, though I would like a gun and I am heavily medicated

Reading old internet texts is romantic as hell

>>81616043
mods of random subreddits can and will ban you for literally anything. moreover, because of updoots resulting in only the most popular things being shown, you get the same exact opinions every time about games/movies/food etc...it gets incredibly boring once you realize its the same thing every time. has nothing to do with le politiques.

>>81616026
I wouldn't know in his case, I wouldn't stop liking that hypothetical bf though, I like men in all shapes and sizes.

>>81616382
Move when you're ready to go

>>81616276
But you only post anime pics curious, I'm very smart, etc