>the ideal male phenotype
>it's going extinct because they're all either going to the gym or trooning out

>>81607686 (OP)
based. I want a bf that looks like this so bad but cant cause im a hideous femcel

>>81607686 (OP)
>on the origin of species
i dont know anything about that i need him to teach me and then we can do a demonstration together

I have that kinda hair and glasses (well, McLovin glasses) and I am working on getting contacts.

>>81607752
>hair
i NEED to ruffle your hair

>>81607799
do u like moids with soft floofy hair

>>81607686 (OP)
guys like this always have the longest cocks for some reason

>>81607810
i do i really do
i like to play with them sniff them grab them while i pound their butts holy shit floof floof floof

>>81607799
I love foid hands in my hair, especially when it's freshly washed ^__^ so good <3

>>81607686 (OP)
literally me except I train at home and wear no glasses

seems like many get fragged by body dysmorphia of either extreme. lmao society

>>81607839
>foid hands
i hate to break it to you, but >>81607838

>>81607844
Hehe I saw that after O__O but I still like foid hands in my hair, especially when eating their poosi.

>>81607844
BAHAHAHAH

>>81607839
>>81607862
you're gonna eat my asshole and you'll like it

>>81607870
Hell naw, I wouldn't even eat foid asshole.

>>81607686 (OP)
>going extinct because theyre going to the gym
you know we can do both right? it takes years to get actually jacked. i lift to look nerdy in clothes and hot without them.

>>81607881
i'm gonna take a step back and stop you there buddy
eating ass is one of the greatest pleasures in life, more so if its a woman's asshole

they don't shit so its always clean

>>81607686 (OP)
i had this aesthetic for maybe 1 year in my life, and that was when i got my only relationship ever
it literally is what they look out of
>today i shave my head lol

>>81607885
>you know we can do both right? it takes years to get actually jacked.
too many guys that go to the gym get addicted to getting fitter/bigger and go too far. plus half of them end up taking roids for quicker or bigger results, and turn themselves into hideous beasts while shrinking their dicks and losing their hair.

>>81607985
have you ever talked to a man who works out in your life or are you entirely informed by tiktok and instagram

>>81608034
>have you ever talked to a man who works out in your life
no, most of them are loud annoying dudebros with broccoli hair

>>81607686 (OP)
I look like this, but do not wear my glasses, shave my curly hair off and lost interest in academia altogether. My interests were history, archaeology and languages mostly ancient. The only women I ever interacted with despised me and treated me like dirt. What exactly do you see in a man like this?

>>81608077
youre describing 15 year olds not men

>>81607686 (OP)
That's me except I also have a beard.
Women are completely uninterested in me.

>>81607686 (OP)
>trooning out
There are also many foids trooning into this archetype. What's the problem?

>>81608442
i like men, not women who dress like men.

>>81608536
But they are men

>>81607686 (OP)
I look like this but I'm anorexic and don't wear glasses

>>81607686 (OP)
I look like this but I'm a 28yo khhv. It's too late now

>>81608543
they haven't got a penis, they aren't male
a slab of arm meat stitched up to vaguely resemble a penis doesn't count as one

>>81609098
Who needs a frankenwiener when you also can have a humongous strapon?

>>81609109
neither of those things can get you pregnant

>>81607686 (OP)
notice how tall he is

>>81610121
i don't see the issue, if men can like women with big asses and big boobs, why can women like tall men?

>>81607686 (OP)
>>it's going extinct because they're all either going to the gym or trooning out
i want to troon out but i'm too fucking scared

>>81610444
You can work out and weight-cycle for a bigger ass and bigger boobs, guys can't control their height.

It's hard to believe. Most women don't like "weak" (not six packs/jacked) men

>>81607686 (OP)
I look like picrel, where is my wife?

>>81607686 (OP)
You can still go to the gym and be lean. Too bad my hair is nowhere near like that though.

I guess I've found one

>>81611278
oh hey, this reminds me of that one qt in some south american parliament - forgot his name though
like, same hair same glasses and all

>>81607686 (OP)
I looked like this and joined the adult male beginner figure skating community and now look like the drawing where he's getting caked up

>>81611328
men look good with a nice ass desu

Hey I used to have hair like that then i started balding

>>81611328
will you end up becoming a gurl?

>>81607752
>>81607843
>>81608080
>>81608735
>>81608871
>>81610990
>>81611328
Damn, this sure seems to be a common r9k phenotype. I always thought the stereotype was that you guys were fat as fuck.

>>81612082
I wish I was fat so then I could have a glow up. Instead I'm stuck with a 19 bmi

>>81611668
>will you end up becoming a gurl?
Maybe, but being an ice prince is actually kind of fun. I started at an (notably romantic setting) outdoor rink thinking figure skating was gay but then I was constantly getting flirted with by women, and a few twinks.
I get comments walking into rinks like "he looks like a pro figure skater" (I'm not lol) and people generally seem to like having me there. If anyone reading this has the op phenotype I suggest spending time in places where it's a valued trait

>>81612200
>Maybe
oh my, i guess the pipeline never misses

>>81607686 (OP)
>mfw the black equivalent to this is looking like this
NGMI

>>81607686 (OP)
My hair is like that but I don't dress that nicely. It's always a t-shirt and jeans with a zip-up hoodie.

>>81607686 (OP)
Literally no woman wants men like this.

>>81607686 (OP)
go to MTG events

>>81612200
>>will you end up becoming a gurl?
>Maybe
don't you fucking dare ruin yourself

>>81612597
the ones that do just want to turn you gay

>>81607686 (OP)
They're going to gym or trooning out because they can't get pussy

>>81612648
that's mostly because they never go anywhere. Most things i'm at, guys either look like thumbs or work there

>>81607686 (OP)
they're going to the gym or trooning out because they get no female attention
If you women are so into this type then give them attention

>>81613258
see
>>81612804
uwu

>>81607686 (OP)
I am like that (BMI 19) and I don't like the way I look. My arms are twiggy and my entire body is just too boney. I only really look ok in winter when I have several layers on me. Now in summer I'm a skelly. But yea, I deal very well with heat and I seem to age slower and have more energy than most people my age. It's weird that I'd want to be musclier or fatter but there is no practical reason for me to have more fat or more muscles and I'd likely end up being less healthy if I strayed from being slim. Still, I'm currently doing some push-up exercises at home to try and make my upper-body less flat.
>>81607812
Probably because not having any fat means my cock literally comes out of body with no fat to cover the base of the shaft. I'm not huge by any means but at 6.7in I'm above-average.
>>81613258
I get some attention as I'm 6'2'' but I'm kinda socially retarded so I don't know how to flirt. Also, thinking of myself as ugly because of my long face and skinny body doesn't help with self-confidence at all. But yea, that attention I get is always from very skinny and/or tall women, which I'm just not attracted to. I want to play with big booba.

>>81607686 (OP)
>even when women fantasize about an awkward, autistic nerd, he's tall
heightpill wins again

>>81607686 (OP)
I look like this and i'm nerdy but I want a gf who will provide money for me and dominate me so it's over.

>>81607686 (OP)
But that's me and no one want me

>>81607686 (OP)
>look like this but with a tan
>rejected my entire life long by everyone besides a few femanons who live in fucking narnia

can women quit lying about liking nerds? The average woman doesn't like us

Ah, this artist.
>want cute asian bf like any shown in picrel
>cursed to be ugly arab foid
Hurts being retarded.

>>81614639
you could be my cute arabic foid but we'd be actual racial enemies because I am kurdish

>>81614655
I've known/went to school with Kurdish people and I've never met any that looked like picrel. They just looked like the Turks I've already known.

>>81614829
Correct. I myself look at best like tsushima or whatever. Tbh I went with alot of arabs to school too (live in germany, its fairly diverse here) and none of em look like pic related either. Wna still give it a shot anon?

>>81607686 (OP)
Literally me but I don't wear glasses.

>>81614865
I'm hesitant because you used a reaction picture of that normalfag tourist coddling frieren anime. Do you wear glasses and have a cute flat chest? Also I don't like males over 5'4, the shorter the cuter.

>>81614911
well. I do wear glasses but I don't have a cute flat chest. Years of gymcelling have made it potrude outward. Also no I'm 1.70ish tall. Sorry to not fit your oddly specific standards anon

>>81614959
Cute patchouli.
>gymcel
What is happening to our beautiful twigs? Well, thanks anyway anon, guess I'm single because I'm a schizophrenic with weird tastes. I really like weak, frail looking otaku but most of them seem to be 2D only.

>>81615010
the thing that happened to me in particular was getting bullied and my crush getting also bullied. I lifted so that I could protect her...

Needless to say, she still rejected me and now I'm stuck with a semi buff body. I feel like if I was a twig I would mayb pull women who are into cuter men cause I naturally got wavy curly ish hairs but alas. I now live on as a gymcel...

>cute patchouli

my favorite touhou remains alice however. I even have a figurine of her loel

>>81607686 (OP)
I looked like this and I trooned out

>>81615050
Not all women share my tastes. Perhaps we are just two sides of the same coin. I want to start lifting so I could feel important to and protect a cute smaller guy. I'm a shotacon so that might also explain things.
>was getting bullied
Sorry to hear that anon, I was also bullied in my youth too kek. Still kind of messed me up but maybe it made me less of a whiny faggot.
>alice
She is a cute. My favorite is probably Son Biten, hehe funne monke.

>>81612082
robots are the biggest dicked twinks on the internet. too bad they lack the social skills to ever make use of it. sad

>>81615142
>Not all women share my tastes
yeah ofc not. There are 4 billion women on the entire planet so it would be insane to assume that every single one has the same desires
> protect a cute smaller guy
tbf the definition fits me well since I live in germany. The average german moid is like 1.90 tall from what I have seen. Back in the middle east I'm defo taller but here in germany I'm tiny desu
>I was also bullied in my youth too kek.
pretty much everyone here was desu. I deserved it a bit but not really desu. I am just happy that my former bullies are doing shitty construction jobs while I can live a comfy life after college desu
>my fav is son biten
I think too much of Son Goku when I see her desu

wna still be friends. I figure you live in another country anyway so no point in flirting too much desu

>>81607686 (OP)
Imagine trooning out because you are a DORK. HAAAAAAAA
fucking mentally ill retards.

>>81615186
>it would be insane to assume that every single one has the same desires
This board will have you believe otherwise.
>tbf the definition fits me well since I live in germany
I see where you're coming from. I've never actually been to europe but I heard they're all talloids.
>I am just happy that my former bullies are doing shitty construction jobs
KEK. My former bully ended up being my boss at my old job. Brootal.
>wna still be friends
Socfagging is looked down upon here but I'll bite the bullet, because I legitimately would like to make friends, my burner dickord is becauseimclumsy

>>81607686 (OP)
he's literally me but i'm losing my hair

>>81611328
Do you wear skinny jeans? Did your clothes started to get tighter? What kind of girls do you meet in the icering?

>>81607686 (OP)
Why is going to the gym bad?
Why would you not want your bf to be strong and able to protect you?
That's the reason you want them tall in the first place!

>>81616835
>Do you wear skinny jeans? Did your clothes started to get tighter?
this reads like the foid version of that one anon who used to respond to any woman's posts asking about the color and smell of their vagina

>>81616835
Can't really wear skinny fit bottoms any more so I switched to wrangler/rustlers for jeans and lulu dupe tech pants. For skating I wear lulu joggers, random sweat & tech pants and dickies pants.
That romantic outdoor ice rink I mentioned earlier is basically a slice of 80's culture where GenZ go to meet the opposite sex and flirt with them. Indoor rinks have a colder vibe and they're more for practice.
Here's a review picture of a lulu jogger like that is most assuredly not me

>>81617283
God that's pretty, continue exercising and do squats anon. I bet you'd look very pretty with big floofly hair, and a bossy girlfriend to fluufy it when she pleases.

>>81614639
Sometimes I think I should have been some queen of the nerds, and have group sex with those losers...

>>81617283
Have you ever wore leggings, anon? i think you should try. The feeling is great.

>>81617685
I have many of the underwear type I really like, some super soft and some with light compression. The jogger type ones would go hard
>>81617576
I lifted for a while but have exclusively skated for ~9mos. Core strength is important for this so I want to restart soon

>>81607686 (OP)
i have this phenotype and women everywhere ignore me ugh
i mean i guess it's because i can't drive and don't have a job or a place, but still, i would expect to at least be approached sometimes

>>81607686 (OP)
And I encourage it.
Would you do it for a mid girl like me anons?

>>81618182
at first i thought no way but honestly, it would be somewhat of a humblebrag that a girl was willing to make me do that for her, so i'd accept and go to the party with you

I wish more cute men wore booty shorts and thighighs.

>>81618506
is that actually a guy? that's a very big ass for a man

>>81612082
don't worry I'm a disgusting fatso we exist feel free to be disgusted

>>81619039
I think it's a foid frauding.

>>81619039
>>81619730
Namefag "guren" on /b/ he's a femboy

>>81607686 (OP)
i would be so much cuter with glasses. it sucks that my vision is so good

>>81615177
unironically true
>t. 6'2 150lb with 6.5 inch dick (virgin)

>>81620069
>6.5"
>big
lol, lmao even

>>81607686 (OP)
Dudes like this get bullied and get zero pussy, if it is the ideal phenotype people certainly don't act like it.