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Anonymous No.81608924 [Report] >>81608942 >>81609573 >>81609834 >>81610113
/britfeel/
Be a croupier or a gambler, and live with that decision come what may
Anonymous No.81608942 [Report]
>>81608924 (OP)
>Be a croupier or a gambler, and live with that decision come what may
Is this supposed to be deep? Seems like retarded advice, maybe just don't gamble or indulge others gambling and your life will be fine?
Anonymous No.81608944 [Report] >>81609006
>>81608761
>Literally what goes through the mind of a gambler?

If you're not a gambler you'd just never understand. It really is that simple. That said, I've noticed a massive correlation between peoplewho are teetotal and compulsive gamblers
Anonymous No.81608963 [Report] >>81608967 >>81609004 >>81609490
Ebin and me forever in love
Anonymous No.81608967 [Report] >>81608976
>>81608963
identify yourself
Anonymous No.81608969 [Report] >>81609032 >>81609134 >>81609435
seasideMARK mid morning uploaf:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwVeg4easik

He's spent 147.25 at Ocado and he's got 12 pizzas on the way.
Anonymous No.81608973 [Report]
He's going gluten free. But only for one lot of pizzas. Well if he has one gluten free one, it cancels out the other stuff with gluten doesn't it?
Anonymous No.81608976 [Report]
>>81608967
>identify yourself
I wont
Anonymous No.81608993 [Report] >>81609002 >>81609016
My plans for the next two hours: a wank followed by a nap.
Anonymous No.81609002 [Report] >>81609082
>>81608993
Sounds pretty good ngl. What you thinking of wanking to?
Anonymous No.81609003 [Report] >>81609013
Hope Ebin makes some nice gains this morning on Gymgrind
Anonymous No.81609004 [Report]
>>81608963
Morning Cheeka
Anonymous No.81609006 [Report] >>81609036
>>81608944
With a choice between
>Take bet with expected value of -x
>Spend x on drink
It's clear that drink GODS win.
Anonymous No.81609011 [Report]
HHL update? Wollocks status?
Anonymous No.81609013 [Report]
>>81609003
Didn't go, need to go to sneedsavers in the afternoon I'll go after, always feel tired in the morning
Anonymous No.81609016 [Report] >>81609082
>>81608993
With what sort of time distribution pal? Need to know how long this nap is to ascertain whether it's a power nap or a prophylactic nap.
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81609032 [Report] >>81609046 >>81609072 >>81609128 >>81609169 >>81609344 >>81609504
>>81608969
Almost 3x the price wherever he is shopping. Aldi is way cheaper. Why is mark pissing away his money on Tory boy food?
Anonymous No.81609036 [Report]
>>81609006
>spend a fiver on a pint (lucky south of Nottingham these days)
>End up killing brain cells and damaging your liver
>Skin looks like shit

>Spend a fiver on a bet
>Worst case scenario you're in the same financial position as the drinker
>Might end up with even more than you started
Anonymous No.81609046 [Report] >>81609107 >>81609698
>>81609032
Plenty to spare from the bennies lad, why bother restricting yourself?
Anonymous No.81609072 [Report] >>81609128
>>81609032
I see this sort of mentality among very poor people/outright dossers a surprising amount. Simply refuse to buy anything other than premium food or other things. I honestly can't explain it. I think for some it's a deep rooted hangup about not being successful, so they try to compensate buy buying the most expensive versions of the things they get anyway even if it's inherently poor/low class.
>Yeah mate I eat nothing but oven pizzas, but at least I don't get the cheap ones!
Really pathetic.

I knew one guy, dosser his entire life, never had a job and in his mid 50s. His mum died and left him and his brother some money. It was in theory enough to live frugally on for a good while if not the rest of his life when combined with his eventual pension. Problem was that he would have to get a small one bed flat and he simply refused. He ended up renting a three bed house and blew through his money in a couple years through spending it like crazy, leaving him with nothing again. He was more concerned with what his dosser mates at the pub would think of him not living in a three bed house and not having a new car etc. than keeping the money going and living reasonably comfortably.
Anonymous No.81609082 [Report] >>81609111
>>81609002
Anal
>>81609016
Definitely a prophylactic nap
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81609107 [Report] >>81609159
>>81609046
Obviously not if he is having to sell his items to pay for food. Hes only on about 1200 a month and hes got 40 quid left to last him to next month. Apparently he needs 100 quid for butchers meat, 100 quid to take out Helen next weekend, and another 50 quid for beer. The gooksung phone is being sold and that wont cover it.
Anonymous No.81609111 [Report]
>>81609082
>Anal
Good taste, lad. JulesJordan releases in the 2010s are the pinnacle imo.
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81609117 [Report]
Was downstairs in the kitchen before singing the bacon, beers and bets song. Hope nobody heard me.
Anonymous No.81609128 [Report]
>>81609072
>I honestly can't explain it.
the stupidity that led them to being a dosser can't be helping

Timmy is the same. Obsessed with brands

>>81609032
the ones he's buying are better though
Anonymous No.81609129 [Report]
Really want to share my asmr british rose lass. She's 24.
Anonymous No.81609132 [Report]
Once lads when I had no money for food while going to college, my lunch was the 50p tiny chilled pizzas from Sainsburys.

Uncooked.
Anonymous No.81609134 [Report] >>81609147 >>81609153
>>81608969
wonder if he realizes he's bought the gluten free pizza
Anonymous No.81609147 [Report] >>81609153
>>81609134
>SSM unboxing his food delivery
>"Aaoowwhh nooo they haven't have they? They've given me the wrong fucking pizzas!"
>"Gluten-free? Why would I fucking choose gluten-free eh?!"
>"Oh that's it I am fuming. I deserve a refund, they've given me the wrong fucking food, do they know how much I spent on this? I need a refund. Need to get me money back!"
Anonymous No.81609153 [Report]
>>81609147
>>81609134
he says it on the video so he knows. Doesn't explain why, when he's buying other glutenny slop, only that he's going gluten free
Anonymous No.81609154 [Report]
I wouldn't mind living in one of them underground bunkers as a single person. Like just go down a hatch, each room is a container. No more than three containers... would be enough for a single person (bedroom, kitchen, bathroom).
Anonymous No.81609156 [Report]
Set for life, joke, but set for a few months. Waiting till next week to have another, I've had 2 this week.
Also, classed as lcwra but not received any extra pennies, my mate said they could backdate it, that's 5 years of it, he said he had 8k backdated. That would be great of they did, I'd buy muh mobility scooter (a fucken suron). That would be good.
Will pop a message in muh journal, then go pester them.
Anonymous No.81609159 [Report]
>>81609107
lad he buys and sells items on purpose because he doesn't like having spare cash around, because he's too tempted to gamble with it.
Anonymous No.81609163 [Report] >>81609754
I remember getting on a bus once and the ethnic family smelled really vile. Was a hot summer's day and they were all dressed like it's winter.
Anonymous No.81609169 [Report] >>81609190
>>81609032
Those pizzas are lush tbf. Better than aldi shite
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81609190 [Report] >>81609200 >>81609217
>>81609169
If you are skint like mark is having 3 or 4 pizzas vs having one is a better choice.
Anonymous No.81609200 [Report]
>>81609190
with all the shit he gets up to he's clearly not as skint as he claims
Anonymous No.81609216 [Report]
She worships good looking men that have dated children. Even said RIP like he didn't deserve to die. It really does put into perspective that the female really sees attractive men with halos over their heads. Meanwhile you'd be a creep if you attempted to date an 18yo at 35. He was dating a 16yo at nearly 40.
Anonymous No.81609217 [Report] >>81609231
>>81609190
he doesn't have one though he bought twelve of them
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81609231 [Report] >>81609241
>>81609217
Oh my grim. So hes spent like 60 quid on pizzas. You cant be serious.
Anonymous No.81609233 [Report]
Helen needs to step in and take control of SSM's finances
Anonymous No.81609239 [Report]
Aiming for sub-30 today
Anonymous No.81609241 [Report] >>81609271
>>81609231
only the best for are mark
Anonymous No.81609249 [Report]
>Neighbour has tradesmen round
>Ask them for a quote for a small job (about 1,000-1,500 bong)
>They say "Oooh, what about X/Y/Z, that'll only be 10 grand"
state of it
Anonymous No.81609251 [Report]
Would love to live in Wareham desu
Anonymous No.81609266 [Report] >>81609289 >>81609374
Painfully mid women at 24 have tall, handsome boyfriends somehow. Men must be really desperate. You can tell she's the boss of the relationship. Doesn't even work hard like her boyfriend. Just stays at home "running a business". It's probably not even making her enough to support herself independently so she relies on her boyfriend in a real job.
Anonymous No.81609271 [Report]
>>81609241
He support local businesses
Anonymous No.81609285 [Report]
refuse to put aldi shite in my body
Anonymous No.81609289 [Report] >>81609333 >>81609388
>>81609266
1,000 cock stare and caked in tattoos, christ
Anonymous No.81609294 [Report]
>sub-30 today
Anonymous No.81609301 [Report] >>81609313
He's gone up that hill again
Anonymous No.81609306 [Report] >>81609314 >>81609784
Me? I'd never date the modern woman. Can you imagine the amount of effort for the hope of getting a crumb of pussy? The woman doesn't have to drive...heck I know men in trades that work all day to come back to a woman that never works and has multiple kids by different blokes. Too many men feel like they've made it when they are in a relationship. Women are vile. They do very little when it comes to real work. They do silly jobs that aren't strictly necessary for a functional society. Men do shit jobs for pussy. It sad.
Anonymous No.81609313 [Report]
>>81609301
Not yet, later today
Anonymous No.81609314 [Report]
>>81609306
And now sadly just working isn't enough for a relationship. You're competing with thousands of men on online dating apps. Women are overwhelmed by the choices. They're not gonna want someone working some boring job that doesn't pay that well.
Anonymous No.81609316 [Report] >>81609346
I had a girlfriend once never met her in real life though x
Anonymous No.81609318 [Report] >>81609364
>Marco Pierre White, world famous celebrity chef and previous recipient of three Michellin stars, has died at the age of 63 following a secretive battle with pancreatic cancer.
>Speculation over the state of his health has been widespread over the past two years due to his appearance in interviews, but no statement was made to confirm any ill health.
>Following his death, his family confirmed that he had been keeping his battle with cancer a secret. "It was typical of Marco. Don't worry about me, just get on with the important things. That's how he was." said his publicist Laurence Phillips.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-93419526/Marco-Pierre-White-celebrity-chef-dead-at-63-after-secretive-cancer-battle.html

Uuuuhm, lads?... Fuck, this one is gonna be rough to inform the apus about :(
Anonymous No.81609331 [Report] >>81609340 >>81609348 >>81609359
>TFW still incel at almost 39
>Finally have a chance to have unpaid sex.
>She's a fugly middle aged woman, who lives in a caravan with her parents, over an hour away.
>We will have to have sex outside on Friday afternoon.
>Assuming she doesn't suddenly block me between now and then, like she did two months ago.
>Assuming I don't get robbed, which she denies, my performance anxiety, and having to be outside, will surely ruin this encounter.
>FML.
Anonymous No.81609333 [Report] >>81609374
>>81609289
Yeah she's horrid. Been trying to get these crochet lasses off my feed for months. Pissing me off the algorithm giving me inked gremlins.
Anonymous No.81609336 [Report] >>81609345 >>81609361
>Nobody ever wins when gambling

When it comes to casino games like roulette and blackjack, and slots, that is true. But at poker and sports betting, people can and do turn a profit.
Anonymous No.81609340 [Report] >>81610287
>>81609331
just sounds horribly depressing lol, why even bother mate?
Anonymous No.81609341 [Report]
ordered that same-day food shopping, driver couldn't find the address, cancelled
re-ordered, all packed, driver comes 30 mins late, actually really friendly, apologies, gives me original order
now the second, duplicate order is possibly on its way, Amazon robot/Indian said she'll try to stop it but it might just come here

i simply do not need that much kale and tiramisus in my life
Anonymous No.81609344 [Report]
>>81609032
Not eating this utter grim shite slope it's expensive brands for me only t. On bennies
Anonymous No.81609345 [Report]
>>81609336
>When it comes to casino games like roulette and blackjack, and slots, that is true. But at poker and sports betting, people can and do turn a profit.
fascinating
Anonymous No.81609346 [Report] >>81609358 >>81609366 >>81609401
>>81609316
I almost had a girlfriend but then I said I worked at a warehouse. I was 19 and that was considered unacceptable.
Anonymous No.81609348 [Report] >>81610287
>>81609331
Lad...what is going on? Why the fuck would you shag someone outdoors when you're a grown adult unless that's your fetish? Get a travellodge or a premier inn or something, you mad bastard.
Anonymous No.81609354 [Report]
bit worried about the post, lads

couple of very important items due, usually gets here 11-11:30ish, just a bit worried
Anonymous No.81609358 [Report]
>>81609346
true love doesnt care where you work mate she wasnt the one
Anonymous No.81609359 [Report] >>81609369 >>81609573 >>81609797
>>81609331
>almost 39
You may well be the oldest poster in /britfeel/
Anonymous No.81609361 [Report] >>81609384 >>81609573 >>81610009
>>81609336
Poker you can because you're playing against other people and the house just takes a cut for facilitating the game. In that sense it's not *really* gambling, but is for most people since they don't rise to the requisite skill level to make it about your ability to play the game rather than just hoping you get a better hand that others. But of course you have to be in the very tip top percentile of players to reliably turn a profit. Sports betting is even more niche and unlikely to be profitable because it relies even more on chance.

Bottom line is that gambling is for utter retards.
Anonymous No.81609364 [Report]
>>81609318
Made me click and google, odd celebrity to choose to larp about.
Anonymous No.81609365 [Report] >>81609400
How can I build confidence? I genuinely think that I'm an intelligent, friendly, down to earth guy. I'm decently good looking and generally have no issue with speaking to people day-to-day, but I always get the feeling people are looking at me. In the mornings, walking to the station, there's always a line of traffic that I have to walk by. It unnerves me and I don't know why. While I don't think I'm 'better' than most people, I'm certainly more read, more understanding of difficult concepts like politics (if that means owt).

Why am I getting anxious in public?
Anonymous No.81609366 [Report] >>81609376
>>81609346
Doesn't sound like a true story, if I'm honest. When I was 19 my mates and I all had girlfriends and none of us had jobs at all.
Anonymous No.81609369 [Report] >>81609392
>>81609359
Lollers is 46 mate
Anonymous No.81609371 [Report] >>81609511
Ruthmong, get better taste in women, seriously
Anonymous No.81609374 [Report]
>>81609266
>>81609333
I'd date her in a heartbeat, i'd even drop lower than her.
Anonymous No.81609376 [Report] >>81609405
>>81609366
Alri Tarquin lad
Anonymous No.81609383 [Report] >>81609407 >>81609414
a 32 year old unemployed man who doesn't own shoes having ANY standards in women is bizarre
Anonymous No.81609384 [Report] >>81609412
>>81609361
It's actually far easier to win at sports betting than poker. There's an element of chance in each hand or bet (statisticians call it "variance") but if you have an edge you'll make money over the long term.
Anonymous No.81609386 [Report]
>Close up ASMR shot of water being poured into a kettle
>Close up ASMR shot of the kettle boiling
>Close up ASMR shot of tea being poured into a flask
>Close up ASMR shot of hiking boot laces being tied
>Close up ASMR shot of jacket being zipped

>"Welcome to the channel guys, today you join me as I'll be attempteing to climb the Worcestershire Beacon in under 30 minutes"

*Shot walking through Great Malvern town centre*

>"my previous record was 31:13, so should be in with a good chance, since that time I've also climbed up Mount Snowdon, so this should be a walk in the park compared to that, let's see how we get on.

"While I've got your attention guys, don't forget to subscribe if you haven't already, like the video and hit the bellnotification, today's video is sponsored by MountainWarehouse, where you can get all the gear your need to start your hiking journey. Use the code 'MalvernSideGreg' to get 15% off any order."
Anonymous No.81609388 [Report]
>>81609289
Let me ask you - what sort of men do you think she shags? Looks like she's into men who have those gay little staches, wear baseball caps and only shop at vintage shops on Brick Lane.
Anonymous No.81609392 [Report]
>>81609369
Pretty sure he is in his early 30s
Anonymous No.81609400 [Report] >>81609422 >>81609434
>>81609365
For the most part people get confidence backwards. The average person thinks that people can learn to be confident, but in reality confident people are almost universally confident because they're good looking, tall, have a great body etc. so people naturally find their presence calming and enjoyable and openly praise them - this teaches them to be confident from a very young age, they didn't need to 'try' and be confident.

That being said, to the extent it is possible to teach yourself to be confident, the best way is simply practice. No other way about it. Join a public speaking group and force yourself to speak in front of people. Exposure therapy is the only way. It will fucking SUCK for a long time at the beginning, but you will overcome the anxiety eventually. Also public speaking is a very, very underrated skill to have, most people can barely say a single sentence properly.
Anonymous No.81609401 [Report] >>81609520
>>81609346
Wanna meet up in Tibshelf sometime jammers?
Anonymous No.81609405 [Report]
>>81609376
The opposite, we were all skint.
Anonymous No.81609407 [Report] >>81609415
>>81609383
Ruthmong is 35
Anonymous No.81609412 [Report] >>81609436 >>81609448
>>81609384
>but if you have an edge you'll make money over the long term
Well... yeah? Duh.
The point is that virtually everyone is convinced they have an edge while in reality a tiny, minuscule fraction of people actually do. It's like saying you can easily make money in the stock market, you just have to know which way the stocks will go.
Anonymous No.81609414 [Report]
>>81609383
The standards are performative. It's to make himself feel better about being totally powerless by imagining himself having control in fictional situations.
Anonymous No.81609415 [Report]
>>81609407
When did Ruthmong turn 35?
Anonymous No.81609422 [Report]
>>81609400
I don't think this is true lad. There are definitely people like you've described, people who are confident because they've led a kind of charmed life, but they are in the minority. For most people who are genuinely confident, it's hard-won.
Anonymous No.81609423 [Report] >>81609425 >>81609430
32 Crossdresser
Glasgow
Anonymous No.81609425 [Report]
>>81609423
Why are you obsessed with Crossy?
Anonymous No.81609430 [Report]
>>81609423
Crossmong is 34 mate
Anonymous No.81609433 [Report]
Never fought I'd live to 30 in life x
Anonymous No.81609434 [Report]
>>81609400
>Join a public speaking group and force yourself to speak in front of people
I genuinely think about doing this. Scary thought though.
I guess I worry people think I look 'dumb'. Not in the intelligence sense. I do have kind of longish hair (not unkempt and really suits me) but it does look a little 60s and I get a lot of annoying comments about that. Hm.
I see fat kawii desudesudesu type girls wearing gaudy anime clothes in public all the time. They take no notice and no one really bats an eye. I realise most people aren't judging me, and probably thinking I'm judging THEM.
Brains are funny old things
Anonymous No.81609435 [Report] >>81609467
>>81608969
>6 Quid for bread and Cheese and tomato sauce

Since when pizza this expensive ?
Anonymous No.81609436 [Report]
>>81609412
>The point is that virtually everyone is convinced they have an edge while in reality a tiny, minuscule fraction of people actually do.

Why do you think that? Have you seen data about it? It doesn't really ring true to me. I agree that most people don't have an edge, but I don't think that everyone is convinced they do. In my experience, the vast majority of people who gamble see it as fun money they're prepared to lose.
Cannachan !f.RLoXU3G. No.81609438 [Report] >>81609440
Fucking hate sleeping in this heat I do. Can't even sleep with my daki because I'd sweat all over her.
Anonymous No.81609439 [Report]
>155 metres high
Anonymous No.81609440 [Report] >>81609457
>>81609438
which one do you have im thinking about buying one x
Anonymous No.81609445 [Report] >>81609466 >>81609474 >>81609490
A lot of misinformation being posted today
Anonymous No.81609447 [Report] >>81609532
Having a bath with Ruth
Anonymous No.81609448 [Report] >>81609454
>>81609412
Magnus Carlsen was ranked world's number one in fantasy premier league at one point. There's definitely an IQ element to it. There's so much dumb money in sports betting it's probably easy to find an edge if you're not a mong. Like how poker was in 2010
Anonymous No.81609450 [Report]
>425 metres elevation
Anonymous No.81609454 [Report]
>>81609448
Yeah it's actually not that hard to get an edge in sports betting, which is why betting companies just ban your account if you start winning. I've been banned from a good few.
Anonymous No.81609456 [Report]
The virgin Oliver's mount
The chad Worcestershire beacon
Cannachan !f.RLoXU3G. No.81609457 [Report]
>>81609440
For the inner pillow just some shitty Amazon body pillow that was practically flat when I bought it and is now much worse all these years later. For the actual daki it's one I found on Etsy straight from the artist.

Getting a daki is a huge life upgrade but you probably don't want to cheap out on it like I did
Anonymous No.81609462 [Report]
it a simple life being a britfeeler
Anonymous No.81609465 [Report] >>81609470 >>81609480 >>81609495
There has to be reforms of Welfare benefits which are increasing year on year and are unaffordable. Those who can work should work. Sadly the voices of all hard working taxpayers who pay for these benefits is drowned out by a vociferous minority who have a great sense of entitlement. We are creating an unfair society for workers and this has to stop.
Cannachan !f.RLoXU3G. No.81609466 [Report]
>>81609445
This is /britfeel/, when is anything factual ever posted?
Anonymous No.81609467 [Report] >>81609475
>>81609435
Most normies have no fucking clue that they're eating a horrifically bastardised version of pizza desu. They've been conditioned to think that the fucking disgusting imitation pizzas from their local paki slopshop are what a pizza is really like - a pre-baked disc of chorleywood bread, cheap high-moisture mozzarella (if not outright shite like cheddar), ketchup with mixed herbs thrown in and then wafer thin slices of the cheapest off-cut and greasy pepperoni available. Fucking revolting.

Real pizza is incredible and isn't even unhealthy.
Anonymous No.81609470 [Report]
>>81609465
I don't see why we can't just set the pension age as the top 15% of the population, that way it's not a burden that keeps on increasing year on year
Anonymous No.81609474 [Report]
>>81609445
>A lot of misinformation being posted
Anonymous No.81609475 [Report] >>81609488 >>81609500 >>81610037
>>81609467
How is the pizza in Gibraltar?
Anonymous No.81609476 [Report]
Yep let me just slave away, lets see what I can afford with my slavebucks

A house? no
A holiday? no
A GF? no

Oh but the country can afford 12 nuclear bombers to defend Israel and let in hundreds of religious fanatics who hate me.
Cannachan !f.RLoXU3G. No.81609480 [Report]
>>81609465
>vociferous
kek
Anonymous No.81609488 [Report] >>81609494
>>81609475
Didn't even think for a moment that Chorleywoodposter might be Ponce
Anonymous No.81609490 [Report]
>>81609445
this post is misinformation >>81608963
Anonymous No.81609494 [Report] >>81609499
>>81609488
I just realised it that minute.
Anonymous No.81609495 [Report] >>81609507
>>81609465
It's not a minority though. Approximately 53% of households receive more from the government than they pay in tax. It's the democracy trap - if you reach over 50% as state beneficiaries then it becomes politically toxic if not outright impossible to reverse because too many people are comfortable to parasite off the minority of productive people. You enter into a South Africa style government spending death spiral unless you can get someone to come along and force the cuts through.
Anonymous No.81609499 [Report]
>>81609494
Now it all makes sense, he's exactly the type to be riled up by that sort of thing (rightly so)
Anonymous No.81609500 [Report]
>>81609475
I'm not in Gibraltar, mate, though I have been before and it's very nice. Didn't get pizza there though.
Anonymous No.81609504 [Report]
>>81609032
Those Carlos pizzas are really nice. I get them for my kids as a cheap weekend lunch treat.
Anonymous No.81609507 [Report]
>>81609495
>Approximately 53% of households receive more from the government than they pay in tax.

And many of them smugly look down on "dossers"
Anonymous No.81609509 [Report] >>81609514 >>81609832
How and when did takeaway pizza become luducirously expensive anyway? It's the cheapest thing on the menu to produce, even chips are more expensive when you factor in the oil and electricity
Anonymous No.81609510 [Report]
What was the name of that brit/pol/ tripfag, something similar to 'Rightly so'?
Anonymous No.81609511 [Report]
>>81609371
The tattoo lass is not someone he fancies.
Anonymous No.81609514 [Report] >>81609528
>>81609509
All takeaways are crazy expensive now. Just how it is.
Anonymous No.81609520 [Report] >>81609582
>>81609401
I don't do meetups. Got caring responsibilities now. I am not very confident off camera.
Cannachan !f.RLoXU3G. No.81609528 [Report] >>81609535
>>81609514
Dunno lid, sometimes your local might not be that bad. Wouldn't mind it being a bit cheaper and dining on a pure takeaway diet all the time though
Anonymous No.81609529 [Report]
Keep getting SSM captchas
Anonymous No.81609532 [Report]
>>81609447
Bottling up her used bath water and making a profit.
Anonymous No.81609535 [Report] >>81609591
>>81609528
>local
garn local
Cannachan !f.RLoXU3G. No.81609541 [Report] >>81609546
Laying in bed still I am. Got bit writing done, read some mangos now on /britfeel/, does it get much better than this?
Anonymous No.81609545 [Report]
Who's the daddy in britfeel?
Anonymous No.81609546 [Report] >>81609569
>>81609541
What kind of stuff do you write m8?
Anonymous No.81609547 [Report] >>81609606
https://youtu.be/L9rzL7TYOBQ

Got the tunes on
Anonymous No.81609550 [Report] >>81609575
wish i were happy in life
Anonymous No.81609561 [Report]
Ruth drinking in SSM's kitchen with the council issued stainless steel sink.
Anonymous No.81609562 [Report]
wish i had a foid to interact with sexually and socially
Cannachan !f.RLoXU3G. No.81609569 [Report]
>>81609546
Stuff you'd expect from lids on her, and some stuff you probably wouldn't. Today I wrote some short game reviews
Anonymous No.81609573 [Report]
>>81608924 (OP)
I thought about trying to become a croupier, I even applied but I didn't answer their call because I was busy. From what I know they are not paid that much more than the food servers. It seems like it would be incredibly stressful having to keep track of dozens of pieces and then giving out the correct winnings, people scream at people in a supermarket because they made a $1 mistake in giving change, image how bad it would be knowing one little mistake would have the person in front of you screaming for the boss.

>>81609361
And they ban you if you win too much.

>>81609359
its not like adults who had computers in the 90's just stopped using them after 2009, they are still around
Anonymous No.81609575 [Report] >>81609600
>>81609550
What would make you happy lad? Any idea?
Anonymous No.81609576 [Report]
Got ticks under control but it's too late for a woman to ever love me now. When a woman has ticks it's seen as cute. Not for men though eh lads?
Anonymous No.81609578 [Report] >>81609632
Already downed 2 lites of Pepsi Max this morning.

Will have a flutter on the slots before/after garn sneedsavers
Anonymous No.81609582 [Report] >>81609594
>>81609520
Fake jammers, but I'll humour you, didn't you say you were up for a meetup if people could make it to tibshelf? You were walking with that American guy recently
Anonymous No.81609584 [Report]
I went to the african jungle
Anonymous No.81609591 [Report] >>81609607 >>81609612 >>81609838
>>81609535
>garn locaI
Anonymous No.81609594 [Report]
>>81609582
You are talking to ruthmong
Anonymous No.81609600 [Report] >>81609605
>>81609575
having people care about me in life x
Anonymous No.81609601 [Report]
Mobile network down lads. Fuming.
Anonymous No.81609605 [Report] >>81609663
>>81609600
What about your family de lad?
Anonymous No.81609606 [Report] >>81609630
>>81609547
Good to see you've become a Garage chad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yFGIiJU3ro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4O4C-aTHLI
Anonymous No.81609607 [Report] >>81609615 >>81609629
>>81609591
God that looks diabolical, a bunch of drunk fools stood around moving around a bit
Anonymous No.81609610 [Report] >>81609622
Wonder if that lad is back in York visiting pubs.
Cannachan !f.RLoXU3G. No.81609612 [Report]
>>81609591
Lush when you're in it lid. For me it's gotta be fighting at a concert tho
Anonymous No.81609615 [Report]
>>81609607
Shame Tim never found /britfeel/, he'd have loved it here

>Charlie Binghams
oh aye
Anonymous No.81609622 [Report] >>81609659 >>81609849
>>81609610
Nah, I'm too depressed to go. Maybe i'll go back soon, the train is pretty cheap return
Anonymous No.81609624 [Report]
Have you ever masturbated?

Have you ever masturbated in the eye of a storm?
Anonymous No.81609629 [Report] >>81609634 >>81609654
>>81609607
Indeed lad. Much prefer quiet old man pubs me
Anonymous No.81609630 [Report] >>81609691
>>81609606
Its nice background music, I was listenting to Kenny Rogers and Don McClean yesterday
Anonymous No.81609632 [Report] >>81609654
>>81609578
why did you private your pepsi max cream soda review lad
Anonymous No.81609634 [Report] >>81609653
>>81609629
garn The Swan
Anonymous No.81609643 [Report]
I was masturbating this morning. I closed my eyes as I uttered Ruth's name, and imagined her and me in the eye of a storm. The 12th Imam was watching us fuck.
Anonymous No.81609653 [Report]
>>81609634
I'll join you for a quiet pint
Anonymous No.81609654 [Report] >>81609673 >>81609702 >>81609855 >>81609881
>>81609629
garn The Swan

>>81609632
Didn't fit in with the rest of my videos, thought it'd mess the algorithm but that horse has bolted, funny it got more views than other ones where I put more effort in, literally a couple mins recording in my room vs travel, research, b-roll filming. I'm at a loose end on what videos to do now, defo going to knock the more historical casualuk tier stuff on the head. Thought about town reviews but thats oversaturated with people doing it or Veitch style things just narrating stuff outside
Anonymous No.81609659 [Report] >>81609672
>>81609622
I wish I could leave the house and go to the pub to be honest. I don't really care about alcohol though. It's probably one of many red flags for me.
Anonymous No.81609663 [Report] >>81609684
>>81609605
suppose mate but not really the same is it
Anonymous No.81609671 [Report]
Wiping my arse with my Computer Science degree
Anonymous No.81609672 [Report] >>81609695 >>81609701
>>81609659
I don't drink either, nor do I go in drinking venues. Drunk people frigthen and annoy me, only went in for the picture then left.
Anonymous No.81609673 [Report] >>81609696 >>81609712
>>81609654
think youtube just might not be for you lad
Anonymous No.81609677 [Report]
oh my fucking days. the xbox isn't opening games I paid for again.
Anonymous No.81609678 [Report] >>81609712 >>81609729
When can we expect a nu video lad?
Anonymous No.81609680 [Report]
i have found the shortcut to happiness
Anonymous No.81609684 [Report]
>>81609663
I know what you mean. You probably feel like they are obligated to care about you so it doesn't really count. But the truth is, they aren't really obligated to care about you if you're an adult. I have plenty of relatives I don't give a fuck about because they are cunts.
Anonymous No.81609687 [Report] >>81609712 >>81609725
I binged 5000 calories again. Not even real food but Tesco's brioche rolls and waitrose biscuits
Anonymous No.81609691 [Report] >>81609712
>>81609630
>Don McClean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5ecvBaqHBk
Anonymous No.81609695 [Report] >>81609712
>>81609672
it's my dream to go to york. I'm a bit obsessed with it now desu.
Anonymous No.81609696 [Report] >>81609770
>>81609673
Jammers thought the same lad.
Anonymous No.81609698 [Report]
>>81609046
This is what I do. My income is way higher than my spending so it doesn't really matter how much I spunk away. Don't smoke, drink and drive either so I have sod all to spend money on besides food, clothing, and utilities etc.
Anonymous No.81609700 [Report]
Day 3 of 3 x 12 reps of bicep curls and 3 x 12 of seated dumbbell press.
5kg.
Anonymous No.81609701 [Report]
>>81609672
>I don't drink either
Anonymous No.81609702 [Report] >>81609726 >>81609755
>>81609654
Thought you were going to try doing Charlie Veitch style videos?
Anonymous No.81609705 [Report] >>81609718
heard the postman coming to the door, his lil beep-boop machine going off.
i was in the bathroom undergoing opioid-related intestinal distress (if you know you know) had to do a mad rush to ensure proper hygiene just to get to the door in time
Anonymous No.81609709 [Report]
taking the expensive lner to york from london. taking the cheapest bus but takes like 9 hours. state of transport.
Anonymous No.81609712 [Report] >>81609740
>>81609673
>>81609678
Maybe but I like the creative process and I have nothing else to do. I guess its like everything, people don't watch my videos seriously because I'm too weird and have autist voice, they won't watch casualuk ones like they do Chris Spargo because they know I'm not one of them cockspunket wankcrumpet types, they don't relate to me Maybe I've just got to be myself and exploit that

>>81609687
I binged on cereal and chocolate the other night but purged it

>>81609691
I like Crossroads

>>81609695
Same, I love York, maybe the best city. But ruined by people at times. Its York races this weekend, hundreds of polyester clad deanos and slags coked up to the gills descend on it, I suppose I could go video them and get some footage, they'll probably try attack me.
Anonymous No.81609718 [Report] >>81609761 >>81609781
>>81609705
Sounds like Ignatius J. Reilly wrote this.
Anonymous No.81609723 [Report] >>81609780
>>81608791
Got any recs lid? My phone is on it's arse and I'm not paying silly money for some shite I only use to take a few pictures, watch youtube/browse 4chan and whatsapp my family.
Anonymous No.81609725 [Report]
>>81609687
iktf. been on the tiramisus, also had two eclairs

generally been underweight since giving up the drink, possibly dangerously so, so i'm not used to how deceptive and calorie-dense these things are
Anonymous No.81609726 [Report] >>81609745
>>81609702
He's ex stacey really is jealous of him shagging a girl in her early 20s and not paying the full amounts for his sprogs.
Anonymous No.81609729 [Report] >>81609763 >>81609888
>>81609678
There was loads of yank students crowding around the sign as well when I was half way through filming, they started laughing at me so I walked around a bit and came back.
Anonymous No.81609740 [Report]
>>81609712
>I guess its like everything, people don't watch my videos seriously because I'm too weird and have autist voice

You're literally JUST on the wrong side of that line compared to Tom Scott, it not right. That said in your 'just do something' video I thought your autism had massively evaporated, in the cliffside hotel one too.
Anonymous No.81609745 [Report] >>81609779
>>81609726
Veitch has to walk around with body guards now because everyone wants to kick his head in kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ALA3ws4c84
Cannachan !f.RLoXU3G. No.81609750 [Report]
Just had a shower me. Proper good. Ready to start the day
Anonymous No.81609754 [Report] >>81609790
>>81609163
Wogshop I went into in town (every shop is normally brown so seeing wogs was surprising) Had the worst smell of piss I've ever experienced.
Anonymous No.81609755 [Report] >>81609782 >>81609793 >>81609801 >>81609843
>>81609702
Well yes, and:

>Approaching and recording those scammers who sell mental health wristbands in town
>Filming people with dogs shitting and questioning them if they don't pick it up
>Same for littering
>POV litterpicking + talk vlogs (Bought a litter picker and chest mount)
>Doing narrated walking tours of places

What do you think?
Anonymous No.81609756 [Report]
Me and Ebin need to be teleported back to the Victorian era, or at least the 1930s
Anonymous No.81609761 [Report] >>81609805
>>81609718
Creasing at this post, based literary reference lad.
Anonymous No.81609763 [Report]
>>81609729
Maybe they were fans of the channel. Probably were hoping to shag you.
Anonymous No.81609770 [Report]
>>81609696
Jammers is blackpilled though and that makes him relatable. If he did videos about funny street names probably no one would watch him
Anonymous No.81609774 [Report]
Jammers finally kicking the booze after looking up to his teetotal YouTube hero Ebin
Anonymous No.81609778 [Report]
Ebin will reach 100 (One hundred) subs by the end of the year
Anonymous No.81609779 [Report] >>81609806
>>81609745
Hope someone catches him without the bodyguard at the shops or something, I'd love to see him get what he deserves. Think it's inevitable too, he's pissed off so many. One day he'll just be doing some normal life stuff and someone will stab him.
Anonymous No.81609780 [Report] >>81609820
>>81609723
Get a Fairphone. Android support for 8 years.
Anonymous No.81609781 [Report] >>81609824
>>81609718
>A Confederacy of Dunces
sounds like a fun novel, this. might give it a read.
only watched Trainspotting for the first time the other week. really like Withnail and I. those kind of stream-of-consciousness just-living-life kinos are my jam. (any recommendations lads?)
Anonymous No.81609782 [Report]
>>81609755
Do some nonce catching videos lid
Anonymous No.81609784 [Report]
>>81609306
>Men do shit jobs for pussy.
Mediocre, pre-owned pussy*
Anonymous No.81609786 [Report]
All the fucking delivery men and the post men with their beep boop sound triggers something in me and sends me into a rage. Beep boop beep boop all fucking day.
Anonymous No.81609790 [Report]
>>81609754
Yeah there's certain smells you know never come from white people. It's what makes us feel so sick and want to leave asap.
Anonymous No.81609793 [Report] >>81609807 >>81609815 >>81609843
>>81609755
I think YouTube isn't for you Ebin, in all honesty.
Anonymous No.81609797 [Report] >>81609802
>>81609359
He's not. Don't ask me how I know
Anonymous No.81609801 [Report]
>>81609755
A walking tour of your box room won't last long though I imagine a litter picking session in their would.
Anonymous No.81609802 [Report]
>>81609797
Nothing with being in your 40s lad. Smirnoffbro is (was) in his 40s
Anonymous No.81609805 [Report]
>>81609761
>Ignatius J. Reilly
Cheers me lad. Good taste you
Anonymous No.81609806 [Report] >>81609817
>>81609779
Same would be so funny too seeing the tables turned. He slags off people off camera first and then just plays it out like they randomly started something. So many of his followers believe the shit too.
Anonymous No.81609807 [Report]
>>81609793
>I think YouTube isn't for you Ebin, in all honesty.

It feels like life isn't for me, but the only alternative is suicide so I guess i'll keep trying because I can't be arsed with that
Anonymous No.81609811 [Report]
>crossroads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXh3sueSxps
Anonymous No.81609815 [Report] >>81609843
>>81609793
This. He just doesn't have any charisma
Anonymous No.81609817 [Report] >>81609829
>>81609806
Sadly if it does happen it'll happen when he's not filming so we'll never see it, but hopefully we'll get to read about it. In an obituary.
Anonymous No.81609820 [Report] >>81609839
>>81609780
>Fairphone
fucking hell these still exist? i remember going to some local talk on techno-privacy 10-15 years ago, some bloke had one of these and explained (at length) what it was
they also all huddled around showing each other their passports/driving licences to confirm their ID so they could countersign one another's PGP keys or whatever-the-fuck

honestly, really lovely people. wasn't neckbeards, was just ordinary men, maybe a bit more middle-class, generally middle-aged. i guess that's just who Linux people are if they aren't 19-year-old she/hers with anime avatars.
Anonymous No.81609821 [Report]
Ignatius J. Riley sound like some black dude with Irish ancestry who wears a bowtie and preaches about Islam.
Anonymous No.81609822 [Report]
we all lonely outcasts in life x
Anonymous No.81609824 [Report] >>81609894
>>81609781
Yeah pretty good read, I liked it and I think about it often. My mate is almost exactly like him. Physically an all.
If you're into Withnail and I etc. Try French New Wave films. Goddard ones. Books? Hm - trying to think simialr vein.
Catch 22
Atomised by Houllebecq
Keep the Aspidistra Flying by Orwell
some Pynchon maybe
Anonymous No.81609829 [Report]
>>81609817
This post particularly tickled me
Anonymous No.81609830 [Report] >>81609835 >>81609845 >>81609852
Veitch is a convicted woman beater. He goes round saying "stop hassling women, have some respect to women, you crackhead waste of oxygen," and wonders why people get mad. His current girlfriend is only with him because she's got no real friends. She's tied down with his baby now. What a waste of her twenties.
Anonymous No.81609832 [Report]
>>81609509
There was a place in my town that did 7" for like 1.60, 9" for 2.50, and 12" for 6 quid or so just a year or two ago. Checked recently and the prices doubled. Think they must have sold the business, or rent/business rates have been jacked up.
Anonymous No.81609834 [Report] >>81609840 >>81609850
>>81608924 (OP)
Corrr, it been a while lads
Anonymous No.81609835 [Report] >>81609861
>>81609830
Her fault for shacking up with a sociopath
Anonymous No.81609838 [Report]
>>81609591
All those lads just standing around talking about mids and hoping to get off with them. Lush
Anonymous No.81609839 [Report]
>>81609820
You don't PGP encrypt your emails normie? The Fairphone is great if you really hate perfectly good hardware being unsupported by an operating system after a year or two.
Anonymous No.81609840 [Report]
>>81609834
Afternoon Footlad
Anonymous No.81609841 [Report]
https://mindovermountains.org.uk
https://x.com/MindOMountains
Anonymous No.81609842 [Report] >>81609851 >>81609918
>Start wearing knickers
>Really like to smell them out
>Get idea
>Start selling them to random faggots online using AI generated pictures of women
>These faggots are none the wiser
Does life get much better than this?
Anonymous No.81609843 [Report] >>81609874
>>81609755
>>81609793
>>81609815
I disagree with this. I think Ebin does have a weird kind of charisma.
Anonymous No.81609845 [Report]
>>81609830
>She's tied down with his baby now.
Anonymous No.81609849 [Report]
>>81609622
Fairly sure I've been to that pub if it's in York.
Anonymous No.81609850 [Report]
>>81609834
This image absolutely makes me feel sick and nauseous tbqh but I missed you nonetheless.
Anonymous No.81609851 [Report]
>>81609842
Afternoon Crossmong
Anonymous No.81609852 [Report]
>>81609830
>What a waste of her twenties.

Better than how you used your 20s
Anonymous No.81609855 [Report]
>>81609654
>defo going to knock the more historical casualuk tier stuff on the head. Thought about town reviews but thats oversaturated with people doing it or Veitch style things just narrating stuff outside
All of this is absolute dogshit content and I can't believe people actually watch it
Anonymous No.81609861 [Report] >>81609887
>>81609835
Yes she gives off those narcissistic "I'm better than everyone else" vibes like him. He only likes very young women. She acts like a snob. Glad she got beaten up. Probably the most excitement she's ever had in her life.
https://youtu.be/SfVgR8XCm5Y

At least she is of consenting age unlike Jasmine when he was in his 30s. Ask her mother about that.
Anonymous No.81609873 [Report]
Ebin just be an attractive woman with big tits and you can stream some slop game on Twitch and make thousands.
Anonymous No.81609874 [Report] >>81609890
>>81609843
Just some constructive criticism Ebin mate
Anonymous No.81609881 [Report]
>>81609654
You had one video go big lad. Do more like that. Just do more of what worked.

BTW constructive criticism, your Grand Hotel video was just too long and talky. Even as someone with an interest in the topic, I didn't finish it. Remember YouTube is a visual medium. Show, don't just tell.
Anonymous No.81609887 [Report]
>>81609861
Damn. He's a very sad man. Feel bad for him
Anonymous No.81609888 [Report]
>>81609729
Don't get why people act like this desu. Some guy filming a video about a funny sign BETTER LAUGH AT HIM HAHA CAN YOU IMAGINE BEING UNIRONIC FOR EVEN A SINGLE SECOND OMG HOW CRINGE!!!
Just a grim way to live imo.
Anonymous No.81609890 [Report] >>81609898
>>81609874
I'm not Ebin lad, just someone with a different opinion than you.
Anonymous No.81609893 [Report]
Ebin should audit Scarborough
Anonymous No.81609894 [Report] >>81609908 >>81609910
>>81609824
thanks lad.
the only French new wave film i've seen, i think, is Alphaville and to be honest i just found it pretty boring
i've never actually read Pynchon but his novels sound like hell of 3manywords5me

just like me some social realism, Tony Richardson and Ken Loach type stuff when it comes to film. but if someone's a bit eccentric or has an interesting internal monologue take on ordinary events, that's like catnip to me (if i was a cat which i am not)
Anonymous No.81609895 [Report]
ebinmong shoud just do sam sulek style videos. Popular with the algorithm right now and as a bonus forces him to actually take his workouts seriously
Anonymous No.81609898 [Report] >>81609920
>>81609890
Well it's bollocks laddie.
Anonymous No.81609902 [Report]
Still too fookin hot
Anonymous No.81609908 [Report]
>>81609894
>just like me some social realism, Tony Richardson and Ken Loach type stuff when it comes to film. but if someone's a bit eccentric or has an interesting internal monologue take on ordinary events, that's like catnip to me (if i was a cat which i am not)
exactly my tastes lad. Try the 'Robinson trilogy', First one is called London. Think you'd appreciate this one for fuckin sure.

Also, you a fan of Adam Curtis? His docs are essential viewing and on iPlayer iirc
Anonymous No.81609910 [Report] >>81609928
>>81609894
If you like social realism then you should check out the Italian neo realism films. Rosselini's War Trilogy or the films he made with Ingrid Bergman. Visconti's La Terra Trema or De Sica's Umberto D. and Bicycle Thieves.
Anonymous No.81609915 [Report] >>81609925 >>81609927
Why is ebin even bothering with YouTube when gets no views and is struggling for video ideas?
Anonymous No.81609917 [Report] >>81609939
Post niche X accounts you follow

https://x.com/BirthGauge
Anonymous No.81609918 [Report] >>81610052
>>81609842
i mean what WOULD be better if you were just a woman, and did this 'for real'
you don't get your little 'tee-hee I KNOW what's really going on hehehe' moment, but you also don't have to fake stuff because it already just... is

i have a friend who used to do this, but she actually took pictures of herself in the clothes, you are ethically in the wrong i reckon
Anonymous No.81609920 [Report] >>81609938
>>81609898
You know what I think lad? I think you're watching someone who you see as below you doing something you don't have the balls to do. And you don't like that.
Anonymous No.81609925 [Report] >>81609957
>>81609915
he wants to earn a liveable income from it
Anonymous No.81609927 [Report]
>>81609915
Because he finds it fun?
Anonymous No.81609928 [Report]
>>81609910
>Bicycle Thieves
somehow i've never seen this one! always tops those BFI lists or whatever, "films to see before you're 14"

well i'm a bit past 14 but i will download and watch this now
Anonymous No.81609938 [Report] >>81609958 >>81609971
>>81609920
I like Ebin and wish him well but YouTube just isn't for him. The views tell us no one is engaging with his content.
Anonymous No.81609939 [Report]
>>81609917
Honestly at this point I'm just following wyatt and a handful of animejugend and anime porn accounts. Twitter has fallen off. Winthrop might be back though his account is locked atm.
Anonymous No.81609940 [Report]
really, it was over for ebinmong when he rejected Shippy's offer to go bowling
Anonymous No.81609952 [Report]
when do the lads stop circlejerking
Anonymous No.81609956 [Report]
I think I'll have a wank today. I like pale lassies with nice tits and pink nips. Anyone got any recommendations? Petite preferable but don't mind MILFs as long as they're not fat or butterfaces.
Anonymous No.81609957 [Report] >>81609970
>>81609925
He can't monitize his channel until he reaches 1000 subscribers. He can't even muster 100.
Anonymous No.81609958 [Report] >>81609987 >>81609995
>>81609938
Bollocks. If you really wish someone well, you don't encourage them to give up on their ambitions when they hit an obstacle. I think this is about you, not him. Your fears, your vulnerabilities. Your terror of being seen and your desperate desire to be seen.
Anonymous No.81609959 [Report]
I know the real reason Ebin's channel floundered
He didn't ask people to smash the like button, subscribe and hit the notification bell
Anonymous No.81609970 [Report]
>>81609957
he's going to reach 1000 subscribers before the end of the year lad
Anonymous No.81609971 [Report]
>>81609938
Ebin might be better off doing infographic type videos where he doesn't have to speak or show his face. Not say his voice/face are putting people off, but that doing infographic/Documentary type videos might work

Just imagine what that bloke who did the david attenborough India documentary looks/sounds like
Anonymous No.81609980 [Report]
I saw an anon post the other day, mentioning qmee, and asking if anybody had tried any site (can't remember the name of it, maybe testersomthing). Did you have any luck on it (if you're still here?).
Anonymous No.81609984 [Report]
So often, I'll see 2 people arguing in the thread, assume one of them is BritNormie, then after a while conclude that it's in fact the other person who is BritNormie instead
Anonymous No.81609987 [Report] >>81610026
>>81609958
>I think this is about you
You think wrong then.
Anonymous No.81609993 [Report] >>81610032
wops would be a good match if I found her more physically attractive.
Anonymous No.81609995 [Report] >>81610026
>>81609958
It's better than encouraging them down a path to failure
Anonymous No.81610004 [Report]
Are there any Freeemasons in /britfeel/, anyone 'on the square' so to speak?
Anonymous No.81610006 [Report]
Ebin should quit YouTube and start a Chaturbate channel
Anonymous No.81610009 [Report] >>81610031
>>81609361
I play quite a bit of online poker, and I'm profitable over 50k hands playing 5c/10c blinds on pokerstars. I wouldn't consider myself a great player by any stretch, but to be a winning poker player you have to spot people who are shit, and exploit them. It's not that I'll avoid getting into hands with good players, but I won't actively seek it out in the same way I do with shit players.
Anonymous No.81610026 [Report] >>81610149
>>81609987
Just constructive criticism lad
>>81609995
Even if you're 100% sure he'll fail (you can't reasonably be) then what's the harm? He won't be any worse off after he fails, will he? In fact he'll be better off because he'll have at least learned something and spent time doing something he enjoys. I'm guessing you grew up in a house where your parents discouraged you.
Anonymous No.81610031 [Report] >>81610053 >>81610077
>>81610009
Yeah for sure it can be profitable and you can absolutely make a living, but as you say it relies on there being a massive base of the pyramid made up of utterly shit players that the good ones at the top feed off of. I just don't understand the mentality of someone at the bottom of that pyramid. They must know they'll never be any good and yet they keep playing, losing hand after hand after hand. Why? It gains them nothing and costs them, literally, huge amounts in the long run.
Anonymous No.81610032 [Report]
>>81609993
She has no interest in men anyway lad.
Anonymous No.81610037 [Report]
>>81609475
There are quite a few decent pizza places, but I seldom have it as it gives me horrendous acid reflux. If I find myself in an Italian restaurant I almost always go for some kind of pasta.
Anonymous No.81610052 [Report] >>81610106
>>81609918
Yeah but I'm a lad anon
Anonymous No.81610053 [Report] >>81610064
>>81610031
Those people are doing it for a fun hobby lad. What's your hobby?
Anonymous No.81610054 [Report] >>81610061
Not happy with the pace of the thread today
Anonymous No.81610061 [Report]
>>81610054
too fast or slow? I was annoyed by how slow it was this morning, had a shower and came back to a backlog of 50 posts
Anonymous No.81610063 [Report] >>81610072 >>81610118
Fuck it lads I think I will take antidepressants again

They can't hurt, right? I just need to get back into a bloody job and I think antidepressants will help me do that
Anonymous No.81610064 [Report] >>81610075
>>81610053
Wanking. At least it's free.
Anonymous No.81610072 [Report]
>>81610063
That's always the problem with /britfeel/ lad, too fast or too slow. Either the wagies who post here are working or they aren't
Anonymous No.81610074 [Report]
Bit hot today innit
Anonymous No.81610075 [Report]
>>81610064
I don't understand the mentality of someone like you, at the bottom of the wanking pyramid. You must know that you'll never be a famous or celebrated masturbator, so why bother wasting your time?
Anonymous No.81610077 [Report]
>>81610031
For the players at the bottom of the food chain, it's just dumb gambling like anything else. I think that it appeals to gamblers because of the illusion of free choice- you can choose how much to bet and when; you can play wild, or conservative; tight, or loose, or even not to play at all.
Cannachan !f.RLoXU3G. No.81610078 [Report] >>81610101
All the YouTube lads on here gotta be careful. The bennies lads will have a fucking fit if they see you're making money off YouTube
Anonymous No.81610087 [Report] >>81610094 >>81610133
I don't get all this money laundering bollocks, I mean for enterprises turning over millions sure, but for the low level grunts, why not just spend the cash? You'd be saving money because laundering through legit means usually means some goes to tax
Anonymous No.81610093 [Report]
Just worked out that Royston Vasey is Roy Chubby Brown's real name and thus a joke in The League of Gentlemen
Anonymous No.81610094 [Report]
>>81610087
What makes you think that people who are at such a low level they can just spend the cash actually bother?
Anonymous No.81610101 [Report]
>>81610078
This is the main reason SSM doesn't monitise his channel
Anonymous No.81610106 [Report]
>>81610052
you're making the best of a bad situation, but i just needed to remind you life DOES get better, just not for you

we all have our lots in life x
Anonymous No.81610107 [Report] >>81610128 >>81610139 >>81610147
Not a fan of this first WW3 season so far i've got to say, very slow pacing and subpar writing overall. Sad!

Here's hoping it'll pick up again next season after the break
Cannachan !f.RLoXU3G. No.81610113 [Report] >>81610141
>>81608924 (OP)
On barms today lids. It lush
Anonymous No.81610118 [Report] >>81610241
>>81610063
>They can't hurt, right?
i mean, notoriously, they can
Anonymous No.81610128 [Report] >>81610139 >>81610147
>>81610107
The chapter on Ukraine is such a tedious read. 'Wahey we captured another bathroom' and this goes on for days and days. The Iran chapter was way too short as well, I expected more on that but possibly an exciting sequel in the next update.
Anonymous No.81610133 [Report]
>>81610087
>laundering through legit means usually means some goes to tax
this is why they do it, lad. they actually WANT to pay their fair share, but drugs and sex trafficking is illegal. no ifs, no buts.

if they randomly wrote a check to HM Treasury, that'd flag up suspicions, so they have to set up these American sweet shops just to chip in.
Anonymous No.81610139 [Report] >>81610147
>>81610107
>>81610128
Everyone's waiting for the Europe DLC but the devs are still deciding whether the enemy forces will be brown or if they'll use the existing Slav models.
Anonymous No.81610141 [Report] >>81610152
>>81610113
are those warburtons pre-sliced rolls lad
Anonymous No.81610147 [Report] >>81610165
>>81610107
>>81610128
>>81610139
personally i think it's all UNDER-seasoned and could do with a bit more cumin
Anonymous No.81610149 [Report] >>81610176
>>81610026
Humans aren't robots lad. Failure is psychologically harmful you can't fail continuously and expect to stay driven, you need a certain number of successes otherwise you just give up no matter how mentally strong you think you are. You should direct your energy to something you're actually good at
Cannachan !f.RLoXU3G. No.81610152 [Report]
>>81610141
Yeah lad. They're not amazing but they'll do
Anonymous No.81610161 [Report] >>81610197
The Dinghey racket is such a bizarre one. You have people in france that the British government want here, and are happy to pay a lot of money to support, and provide them with employment, but they make them go through a glorified obstacle course risking death before they do.

Obviously I'd rather them not come at all, but for a government who is happy to have them here, why not just put them on a ferry?
Anonymous No.81610165 [Report]
>>81610147
Oh I'll be cummin heheheh
Anonymous No.81610176 [Report] >>81610215
>>81610149
This is a flawed argument. You don't become good at anything until you've already directed energy towards it, and usually not until you've also failed many times.
Anonymous No.81610192 [Report]
The febreze don't work. It just makes you worse.
Anonymous No.81610197 [Report] >>81610226
>>81610161
Because governments need to make a pretence about stopping immigration, otherwise no one would vote for them.
Anonymous No.81610200 [Report] >>81610206 >>81610231
I just did a final count on all my box set and Blu-ray and 4K films and it comes to approximately 1300. In addition to this I have around 400 - 500 films on DVD. Slacking a bit to be honest my Blu-ray collection should definitely be higher. None of this includes my 100 - 150 complete telly box sets or my Looney Tunes box set (too many too count).
Cannachan !f.RLoXU3G. No.81610206 [Report] >>81610265
>>81610200
Fucking hell DVD lad that's a lot.

Got any VHS?
Anonymous No.81610211 [Report] >>81610240
i'm not an artist or anything, i assume doing YouTube videos is at least a BIT like art.

surely the 'success' moment is once you have produced something? there is a painting, a manuscript, a piece of music... in this case, a video.
if you're worried about the platform itself and the numbers or whatever, isn't that backwards? yeah if you were in a band or writing a TV series you'd want the record sales or viewing figures, but as the artist, that's AFTER you've done the thing. you wanted to make it. it's not a job like shelf-stacking where it has to be done to fulfil some labour need.
Anonymous No.81610215 [Report] >>81610235
>>81610176
You can't become good at being a youtuber though. You need certain innate qualities like charisma which Ebin doesn't have
Anonymous No.81610222 [Report] >>81610233
Weird how within a few months we had 3 new tripfags turn up.
Yanklass was alright, not really interacted with the others.
Anonymous No.81610226 [Report]
>>81610197
If they gave them all a ferry ticket, then illegal immigration numbers would drop close to zero, and they'd have ''''stopped the boats(tm)'''''
Anonymous No.81610231 [Report] >>81610265
>>81610200
Love your autism lad
Cannachan !f.RLoXU3G. No.81610233 [Report] >>81610261
>>81610222
Not new here, just new to being a tripfag
Anonymous No.81610235 [Report] >>81610249
>>81610215
Charisma is subjective lad. You think he doesn't have charisma. I think he has a strange kind of charisma that could be appealing. There's also many other qualities that YouTubers need that can be learned, that can make up for a lack of conventional charisma if you're good enough at them.

Like I say, I think this is really about you. You don't like people trying things you're scared to attempt. Your comment where you said "You should direct your energy to something you're good at" was very telling. If someone lived by that advice, they'd do nothing and be good at nothing.

What do you do? What are you good at? I think I already know the answer.
Anonymous No.81610240 [Report] >>81610246 >>81610251
>>81610211
Except Ebin's main motivation in being a youtuber is to grow his channel enough to make a living from it. And he's failed pretty hard so far
Anonymous No.81610241 [Report]
>>81610118
I have been on them in the past and I get some side effects, like a lower libido. But when I came off them in the past, my libido increased. So hopefully that means my body can return to normal after stopping the drugs.

Maybe I should just take them for a few months to increase my chances of getting a job. Then when I'm in a job I can come off the meds.
Anonymous No.81610244 [Report]
For me it's cumming on my own face while watching Codi Vore
Anonymous No.81610246 [Report]
>>81610240
Ebin doesn't work at the moment though, and he's living.
Anonymous No.81610249 [Report] >>81610280
>>81610235
>I think he has a strange kind of charisma that could be appealing
then why does he get so few followers? clearly other people don't agree
Anonymous No.81610251 [Report] >>81610284
>>81610240
Can you link his channel? I'd love to see what this is all about.
Anonymous No.81610261 [Report]
>>81610233
You been a luker, or posted regularly?
Anonymous No.81610265 [Report] >>81610282
>>81610206
Nah, never got into collecting VHS as I don't think I would actually watch them. Only VHS I have is a Hannibal collector's edition that comes in this stupidly large box with a book.
>>81610231
Cheers need new shelving and I'll be all set. Can probably fit about another 100 - 150 on my current set up.
Saw someone on Reddit who had over 5000, kek.
Anonymous No.81610275 [Report]
Found a picture of the VHS of Hannibal I have. Mines is in a storage box in the attic I think.
Anonymous No.81610280 [Report] >>81610307
>>81610249
Takes time to build it up. He's still learning how to make videos. Learning by doing, trying, failing which is the only way people really learn. How many videos has he actually published? Less than 10? Way too early to judge.
Anonymous No.81610282 [Report] >>81610301 >>81610311
>>81610265
>Saw someone on Reddit who had over 5000, kek.
No matter how bad you think you are there's always someone worse on the internet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34jo77HVQMk
Anonymous No.81610284 [Report]
>>81610251
It's called Kylelr
Anonymous No.81610287 [Report] >>81610300
>>81609340
Because unpaid pussy. My experience with escorts was disappointing enough.
Shit, I can't even get old women to fuck me. I've even considered using poofters for BJs.
I get likes and matches from women 30s-60s despite my shit life and inceldom, but it's never led to sex. Always blocked or ghosted.
This has disaster written all over it, but I have to to it at least once. Even with the damned condoms.
My ideal fuck-buddy would be post-fertile, so I could creampie her and never worry. And more fucking local!
>>81609348
IKR. Sadly, she doesn't seem to want to meet anywhere other than her locality. No hotels around there.
I think I even have to buy her some chips and coffee, or something. FFS. No way I'm taking my valuables with me.
Already told her I don't want to get robbed and she got pissy. She's probably a gyppo, or something.
I'm poor as fuck anyway; on 'bux. Just my luck. Always preferred to shag a woman at her place and this one doesn't even have one. FML.
Anonymous No.81610300 [Report] >>81610328
>>81610287
Mate just don't bother. Shagging some old woman in a bush is going to be a grim experience.
Anonymous No.81610301 [Report] >>81610315
>>81610282
The worst thing is it just gives me FOMO and spurs me to buy more but I obviously have to budget sensibly as I'm a benniesmong. As long as the bills are paid, I've food in the fridge and I've paid me mum housekeeping then I'll continue to have DVDs on tap.
Anonymous No.81610307 [Report] >>81610324
>>81610280
Not really, Jammers got 6000 views on his first video
Anonymous No.81610311 [Report] >>81610323
>>81610282
There's a brilliant bit in one of these videos where he says something alone the lines of "Well... I did have another book for Biblical Hebrew but it's gone missing, what kind of person would steal a book on biblical Hebrew"
Anonymous No.81610315 [Report]
>>81610301
>On bennies
>Living with mummy
Anonymous No.81610323 [Report]
>>81610311
>alone the lines
Anonymous No.81610324 [Report] >>81610351
>>81610307
His first video has 6000 on it now. Doesn't mean he got that when he first published it. You're really reaching now lad. Just makes me even more convinced this is all about you.
Anonymous No.81610328 [Report]
>>81610300
>Shagging some old woman in a bush
Did this before, it was worth it, just about
Anonymous No.81610337 [Report]
https://youtu.be/nxtwQgThpNE?feature=shared&t=223
Anonymous No.81610342 [Report]
>>81608915
in my 30s de lid i even remember dialup. Fibre works differently, your ip is assigned externally not a matter of a router reboot any more de lid in fact it's hard or impossible to just willy nilly get a new ip
Anonymous No.81610350 [Report] >>81610375
Jammer is a successful YouTuber, unlike Ebin
Anonymous No.81610351 [Report] >>81610359
>>81610324
He started publishing videos 5 months ago which is the same time Ebin did. Sounds like you're the one reaching lad
Anonymous No.81610359 [Report] >>81610377
>>81610351
And how many videos has he put out in that time?
Anonymous No.81610375 [Report] >>81610385
>>81610350
He has a nicer voice too
Anonymous No.81610377 [Report] >>81610392
>>81610359
62 already. Probably because it was a big encouragement seeing his first videos get so many thousands of views. Success begets motivation.
Cannachan !f.RLoXU3G. No.81610382 [Report]
Having to buy a new cable because I lost the old one
Anonymous No.81610385 [Report] >>81610397
>>81610375
NTA but, gaaaaaaaay
Anonymous No.81610392 [Report] >>81610400 >>81610420
>>81610377
Ebin has put out six videos in that time. Comparing 62 to 6 is just silly lad.
Anonymous No.81610397 [Report]
>>81610385
Aye, I am a bit gay for Jammer x
Anonymous No.81610399 [Report]
Kava should be fully legal, you should be able to easily get it in any shop. Does all the positive things alcohol does, without the intoxication and the damage to your health
Anonymous No.81610400 [Report] >>81610406 >>81610414
>>81610392
Kek no he hasn't. He privates videos whenever they don't do so well. He's put out at least ten. Jammers was already a successful youtuber by that point.
Anonymous No.81610406 [Report]
>>81610400
Jammers got a specific random burst to 6.5k subscribers and has only been slowly trickling up since
Anonymous No.81610411 [Report]
Jammer will become a youtube millionaire and forget about the little people
Anonymous No.81610414 [Report] >>81610433
>>81610400
>He's put out at least ten

Which ones are missing? The only missing one I notice is the pepsi max review. I'm sure you can list the other (at least) 3?
Anonymous No.81610420 [Report] >>81610441
>>81610392
Ebin started his channel in 2011 and only has 76 subscribers.

Jammer started his channel in December 2024 and has already amassed over 7k subs
Cannachan !f.RLoXU3G. No.81610421 [Report]
Managed to drop two medium sized nugs on the floor too. Today is going to shite lids
Anonymous No.81610429 [Report]
Jammer vs Ebin dollies is it, king?
Anonymous No.81610431 [Report] >>81610455
>my youtube mong is better than your youtube mong
kinell innit
Anonymous No.81610433 [Report] >>81610441
>>81610414
You'd have to ask him, they're privated
Anonymous No.81610440 [Report]
Jammer won
Anonymous No.81610441 [Report] >>81610474
>>81610420
This is reaching lad. Ebin has only published 6 proper videos. In fact only 5 of them are a real effort. He's got a bit to go before his potential can really be judged. By being silly like this, you're proving my point that this is all about you.

>>81610433
>He's definitely hiding loads of videos!
>Like what?
>Erm...um...erm...ask him!

Lol.
Anonymous No.81610442 [Report]
Hungry but fuck all in worth eating tbqh.
Anonymous No.81610455 [Report]
>>81610431
This ebin/jammer stuff has got to be one of the most retarded exchanges I've ever seen in this thread.
Anonymous No.81610456 [Report] >>81610509
unsubscribed from a few channels

history debunked
exarmypaz
bare britain audits
Anonymous No.81610457 [Report] >>81610466
you two lads want to get a fucking room or something
Anonymous No.81610466 [Report]
>>81610457
At Inshes Gate Premier Inn in Inverness!
Anonymous No.81610473 [Report] >>81610491 >>81610524
Jammers ain't happy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7WOewHDX3I
Anonymous No.81610474 [Report] >>81610481
>>81610441
>only published 6 proper videos
That's not true lad. He makes private poor performing videos, like he did with his Pepsi max review video.
Anonymous No.81610481 [Report] >>81610501
>>81610474
Lad when you start lying to prove your point, you must know you've already lost the argument, right?
Anonymous No.81610486 [Report]
for the love of god jammers please just drop a tiny /britfeel/ reference in your next vid
Anonymous No.81610491 [Report]
>>81610473
>crickey a bloke that sees things for what they are a rarity nowadays
Anonymous No.81610497 [Report]
>Jammers says the wrong word
>Imagine the mongboy image
Anonymous No.81610500 [Report] >>81610506
Doesn't have the intelligence to press buttons in a factory but he's got the world sussed out of course
Anonymous No.81610501 [Report] >>81610526
>>81610481
You're the one who lost the argument lad. Ebin is a much less successful youtuber than Jammers and it's not even close
Anonymous No.81610506 [Report]
>>81610500
You don't need intelligence to press buttons in a factory, and yes he does have the world sussed out
Anonymous No.81610509 [Report]
>>81610456
For me it's ExplainingComputers
Anonymous No.81610515 [Report] >>81610609
HHL won't like this lol
Anonymous No.81610524 [Report]
>>81610473
what about us lads who don't have a smartphone?
Anonymous No.81610526 [Report] >>81610542
>>81610501
I don't even know who Jammers is lad but I'm happy to concede he's a much more successful youtuber than Ebin. That wasn't the thrust of my argument at all. I'm glad you've found a YouTuber you enjoy.
Anonymous No.81610536 [Report]
BritNormie sat stark bollock naked furiously typing away at his keyboard
Anonymous No.81610542 [Report]
>>81610526
>I don't even know who Jammers is
Anonymous No.81610572 [Report]
mental how hot it is
Anonymous No.81610581 [Report] >>81610606 >>81610632
Nearly 400 posts lads.
Anonymous No.81610598 [Report]
I'm not that hot, it usually gets worse at night, more humid.
Anonymous No.81610606 [Report]
>>81610581
>Nearly 400 posts lads.
Time for you to enter twoll mode.
When will your sockmuppet come out?
Anonymous No.81610609 [Report]
>>81610515
Gammon Boomer news
eva6 !CgDTBISTxM No.81610611 [Report]
i do not think it is that hot actually
Anonymous No.81610615 [Report]
Got myself some blackout blinds for the roof windows. Just the small matter of installing them now using my two left hands.
Anonymous No.81610632 [Report]
>>81610581
300 of them spackers bickering about youtube channels no one cares about
Anonymous No.81610646 [Report] >>81610656 >>81610662
Tempted to make a new thread but difficult to think of an edition
Anonymous No.81610656 [Report] >>81610664 >>81610672
>>81610646
Sheffield edition

Make it happen lad
Anonymous No.81610662 [Report]
>>81610646
Lick my balls edition how about that faggot
Anonymous No.81610664 [Report] >>81610674
>>81610656
What a fuckign ugly building. Looks like the colour of poo left out in the sun for a few days.
Anonymous No.81610672 [Report]
>>81610656
>Make it happen

Ok

>>81610667
>>81610667
Anonymous No.81610674 [Report]
>>81610664
Please don't insult iconic old buildings of the UK