> be me, raging femcel, repels men
> have literal 10/10 stacy best friend, models for money, at least 5 guys in love with her at any point in time
> she goes on a first date and then complains in my room for an hour about how the guy wasn't over 6'4 (6'2) and didn't have a 6 pack only abs, only bought her 3 drinks
> this has happened 10+ times, each guy better than the last and yet theyre all gone because they either arent over 6'4, dont have a 6 pack, or just 'ick her out'

guys should i kill myself am i getting second hand cucked by listening to my best friend go on all these dates while i rot in my room studying and scrolling through 4chan i cant keep doing this it is sucking out my soul

>>81609017 (OP)
Kill yourself you lying whore, women can't be incels.

Just try to get some of the guys that gave her the ick for yourself maybe convince her of getting them on a date with you

>>81609017 (OP)
You and your friend are basically the two types of women I hate the most.

>>81609017 (OP)
Why be mad about it, it doesn't sound like she's having any success with men either.

>>81609075
she just broke up with a literal billionaire, shes doing well lol

>>81609017 (OP)
have you considered lesbianism?

>>81609101
omg genius i never considered this

>>81609017 (OP)
It would be so tragic if she can't find a date because her standards are just that high lol

>>81609108
datea cute femcel girl and things will be fixed, trust

>>81609017 (OP)
>i cant keep doing this it is sucking out my soul
She sounds insufferable. The Smiths are great though, I approve. How is stacy's taste in music

>>81609017 (OP)
Please just go outside, you will be able to find someone eventually. You can also edate, long distance is hard but it's better than being alone.

>>81609139
as youd guess, whatevers in the top 100. no judgement from me, but she also disses the smiths for being depressing which really fricking pisses me off

>>81609189
i try go outside but men dont even look at me lol its like im invisible

>>81609205
I could never. I wish we were both hot nona. I want to spank and tug on hair and then cuddle with someone I like.

>>81609242
in another life we might be hot hopefully, wish we didnt get as nerfed as we did

>>81609281
Hopefully we meet again to call each other names in some cucked gender war argument elsewhere sometime. '25 Beatrice and Benedick

>>81609017 (OP)
none of this actually happened tranny. if you were a real femcel you would know there is no way in hell this sounds even remotely real.
> she goes on a first date and then complains in my room for an hour about how the guy wasn't over 6'4 (6'2) and didn't have a 6 pack only abs, only bought her 3 drinks
better luck next time

>>81609027
femcels are real i will die on that hill. you wouldnt understand because youve never been a woman, you just see OF models and assume all of our lives are like that sperg

>>81609349
lol i wish it wasnt real its obnoxious as fuck and makes me want to suck a shotgun

>>81609363
>tfw when no misogynist and suicidal channer gf
What's happening to me

>>81609403
do not fret, there are plenty of us suicidal channer fembots, more than less

>>81609355
What stops *you* from becoming one? Aside from ur cock ofc.

>>81609027
it's a different type of cel where they refuse all nonchads. you wouldn't get it.....

>>81609524
yah i tried posting my 12 inch meat on OF and only had 4 women in my DMs begging to be caressed by me :( #incelmoment

>>81609527
i actively avoid chads they gross me out with their generic npc way of life, i need me someone just as retarded as i am for the ultimate fembot x incel duo

>>81609566
wanna marry and make cave monsters?

>>81609017 (OP)
well how big are your tits, femcel?

>>81609592
yes absolutely and then we can commit ritual suicide to please the chaddian gods

Does she break out a tape measure for every date, how can she even tell the difference between 6'2" and 6'4" and why does it even matter, she must be one behemoth of a woman for 6'2" to be too short for her

>>81609599
3 cups bigger than hers sperg

>>81609618
just asks them during the date to sus it out

>>81609602
Freak.
>>81609620
Fat.

>>81609640
no fucking shit im a femcel

>>81609620
>3 cups bigger
can you put that into context for me please? is she a flat a cup? are your tits massive? if so, let me date you in real life, thanks. i am serious about this, btw

>>81609017 (OP)
I hope you don't fail to see the irony in you relating your story to us here.
Unrelatedly please state your favorite radio head song/album. Personally I'd go for true love or no surprises.

>>81609017 (OP)
Just have sex with your friend OP

>>81609017 (OP)
Rape your best friend

>>81609637
Lol okay so the 6'2" guy was actually 6'0" which is why he seems so middling, guys lie all the fucking time about their height what she thinks is 6'4" is actually 6'2", jfc

>>81609670
>no surprises
NTA, but kino anon

>>81609670
> I hope you don't fail to see the irony
i do, but who else can i complain to if not the men of /r9k/?? it makes me tingle when they tell me to kill myself

in terms of radiohead, everything from Ok Computer is goated. In Rainbows is a close second, a bit more inconsistent on the good/bad song ratio in comparison to OKC

>>81609658
lul DD vs B so wouldnt say massive

>>81609737
Double D is nice though, just depends on how fat the rest of you is I suppose. Are your tits bigger than your stomach?

>>81609772
im not obese if thats what youre asking, i have an average build just got blessed with tits for some reason

>>81609017 (OP)
You are the female equivalent of the incel with a chad friend who describes all his pump and dumps, and also a troon

>>81609731
>i do, but
Hypocrite! Festering wench of ill-omen, begone and rid yourself from our presence!

>>81609783
That's really hot. You should smother me with them in real life

why are you femcel are you aspie or legit ugly or just plain? are you fat? how old are you approximately?

and just like that, the thread is over... once you find it she isn't fat and has huge tits, it's just her boring god-awful personality keeping her single. typical.

>>81609017 (OP)
That drawing is disgustingly cringe and unoriginal, what are you just an amalgam of the core memes of whatever echo chamber you happen to inhabit that week? God what an infuriating image, what a pathetic excuse for an identity, plus your choice of friends reflects how shallow and weak-willed you actually are

>>81609892
no im just autistic as balls lul why else would i be on 4chan

>>81609909
i stole it from someone else but im honoured you think i have the retardation to draw such an encapsulating image

>>81609934
Oh great so you didn't even have the wherewithal to draw your own plagiarism, you plagiarized your own plagiarized identity, how impressive

>>81609355
Ok go die on that hill then because femcels aren't real. You just refuse to put in any effort.

>>81609949
thank you i appreciate it, i love being a generic fembot we are one big family!!!

>>81609923
You're basically Stacy-lite. There's plenty of guys who would date you but you only care about Chad and comparing yourself to other women. Why are you even here? Go to Crystal Cafe, this board isn't for you

>tfw no femcel hatefuck gf

>>81609965
i put in fucktons of effort, but every guy that ive ever talked to has either ghosted me or found someone better and cut things off. how does that make me different from moidcels, who just complain about being ghosted lul

>>81609979
> tfw i found out femcels arent real and i can never be femcel hatefucked since im not a real femcel kms

I'm so happy, 'cause today I found my friends
They're in my head
I'm so ugly, that's okay, 'cause so are you
Broke our mirrors
Sunday morning is every day, for all I care
And I'm not scared
Light my candles in a daze, 'cause I've found God

>>81609986
Oh yeah? Then how are they better than you?

>>81609986
fuck off cunt, this board is for lonely men. not beckies who get pumped and dumped. you wouldn't date or fuck any of us, so from our point of view your just rubbing our faces in the fact that we can't have you. go fuck your best friend's leftovers, that's all you're good for

>>81610015
> how are they better than you?
not a fucking spergette, probably hotter, etc

>>81610028
i have no standards and would sell my soul to date a fellow incel but i cant even get one of those, but sure yes let me go fuck chad because i luv chad hes so chaddy and funny and smart

>>81610048
you don't mean that. I bet you won't even email me throwawayfor9k@proton.me

>>81610035
>probably hotter
Are you physically fit?

>>81610083
yes i workout everyday so id say im quite fit. my nose looks a bit weird so im face nerfed

>>81610097
>femcel
>i workout everyday
Comedy

>>81609986
I'll just be honest - you probably aren't giving the emotional validation guys want. If you want guys you need to show it rather than being aloof, especially online

Genuinely the thing that puts me off the most is any show of anything other than absolute interest. I'll stop trying, and then when they try again I get really put off.

The same advice applies to you as what applies to guys online - what separates you from the other girls I think I have a shot at dating?

>>81610097
Can I date you then? I don't workout everyday but I play a sport so I'm still decently fit. Do you like going on adventures?

>>81610125
its the only thing i can do besides bedrot and scroll 4chan

>>81610131
what i struggle with is that i feel like i show absolute interest, ill be emotionally open, ill respond basically instantly and always suggest calls/hangouts, but every single guy just shakes me off (and no theyre not chads, theyre sub5 spergs like me)

OP is so obviously a guy. Things like this don't happen in real life.

>>81610150
Well, then they're probably avoidant as hell like half of the guys in the world. It doesn't mean it's your fault.

One thing to remember too is that people that are ugly are mistreated and tend to be worse. Go for anyone you like.

>>81610154
bro you got me, now come kiss me on my hot manly mouth while i pretend to be a girl on 4chan for literally no personal benefit and try get advice that doesnt even apply to me since im a beefy man

>>81610140
I feel like you relate to the sense of struggle and social alienation here, as well as the mentally ill energy floating around. But nona, you are not very self aware.
>i have no standards
>i actively avoid chads they gross me out with their generic npc way of life
I'm not judging you. I didn't want anyone but an abusive BPD stacylite. But I did it to myself, and I deserved to have my face rubbed in my own shit. I still do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qnk4jiWamm4

>>81610136
>asked her out
>no reply
Therefore, femcels cannot exist

>>81610338
playing a sport = chad and im not interested in that, i want proper losers

>>81610327
just encapsulates it perfectly. i know having no standards is going to fuck me over eventually but why would i try catch a single fish when i could cast an entire net and see what bites??

>>81610356
>playing a sport = chad and im not interested in that, i want proper losers
Don't care, not a femcel

reminder. femcels dont exist and you're participating in a bait thread
take care of your mental health, robots. quit 4chan today and go on a walk

>>81609017 (OP)
>and didn't have a 6 pack only abs
This post reads like what dude typed, women don't actively seek out chiseled abs on guys, that's more a trope on incel forums

>>81610424
thats her words not mine spergy, i dont know the right terminology

>>81610415
this isnt even a bait thread i dont know what im trying to find, the advice so far has been useful but i just didnt have any other outlet to vent my frustrations lul

>>81609017 (OP)
if you're not fat or have BPD I would date you. congratulations you're no longer a "femcel"

>>81610599
im neither, but the problem is that i cant find a single person like you anywhere irl. online is fine and dandy, everyone will have at least one person in the world willing to date them (even the most nerfed sub5 cucks ever), but finding them irl is a different story. unless you actually have irl prospects, youre an incel. you cant be celibate online LDR doesnt count as a real relationship

>>81610549
all threads with the premise of being a femcel are bait. youre just too picky

>>81610613
im not picky and have never been. if someone irl asked me out rn (literally wouldnt care how fugly or short or nerfed) id say yes

>>81610048
post a /soc/ thread and link it, I'm curious. Am emotionally available white guy who can carry a conversation, and has enough money to move/take a 2+ year trip.

>>81610628
by /soc/ thread I mean ideal bf thread/standards/asl stuff

>>81610623
But I asked you out and you said no

>>81610643
bro what, i have never been asked out before in my life (and only real life counts, none of that online fake relationship whatever)

>>81610650
NTA, but what if I fly out to take you on some dates (no sex) to see if we get along?

>>81610612
I live in STL, MO, you within a(few) hundred miles?

>>81610650
>and only real life counts, none of that online fake relationship whatever
there we go, volcel
anon was right about being too picky thread is over

>>81610641
I have no idea what /soc/ threads are, i just lurk here like a true sperg
Anyways my standards/ideal bf:
> practices hygiene (showering, brushing teeth etc)
> autistic hopefully
> has at least 1 hobby that isnt 4chan or doomscrolling
> doesnt abuse me
thats literally it

>>81610676
how is that volcel?? you cant have sex online, youll be celibate regardless

>>81610666
>>81610657
Im australian so probably not possible

>>81610685
because you refuse to date a huge majority of people over online status?
anon is acting as people can't fly to where ever you live

>>81610700
i dont know i guess you do have a point with that i cant lie. didnt really consider the possibility of irl, just thought online relationships would stay forever online and youd just goon to the camera or something

>>81610692
add me on disc i support australian foids im a big fan of down under

>>81610612
>everyone will have at least one person in the world willing to date them (even the most nerfed sub5 cucks ever)
and you are saying this out of anecdotal evidence or what
>>81610716
uh oh anon is either underage or severely retarded cavemen if she doesnt know invention of travel on flight has existed for some time now well thread over unless you're wiling to consider online relationships

>>81609017 (OP)
Its over for 6'2 cels

>>81610685
you speak like a teenager/early 20s with no money.
>what are airplanes?
>what is moving to the place of the person i love

"i would sell my soul to date an incel" "I wouldn't do that though"

either way I'll give you a shot, anybody that likes the smiths is my kind of people

#deadliftsss

>>81610679
I can top that too.
have 100k+ year job, emotionally available and can hold conversation, have a bunch of hobbies, like taking girls out places

>>81610692
ugh. I'd hate to move to Aus honestly.

>>81610724
i am retarded to be fair, however who the fuck is flying across the world just for someone like me, its not going to happen no matter how desperate someone is

>>81609017 (OP)
Someone offer his discord to this lonely femcel. She needs love too.

>>81610747
i am a teenager with no money, thats why i have this perspective. im in uni i can barely afford eggs without going into debt

>>81610758
cirno9883 i will see

>>81609017 (OP)
I've had friends like this too and it makes me want to kill myself because guys treat them like literal angels even though they treat them like shit and use them for their money. And here I have to work hard for breadcrumbs of affection and compliments etc

>>81609017 (OP)
how do you have stacy friend if you are femcel i don't really understand how female friends work but doesn't every mammalian pack have people with the similar physical traits

>>81609017 (OP)
femcels are not real
Even within this waste of a thread the self proclaimed "femcel" got offered companionship despite how heavily she degraded herself
This is what we mean when we say femcels are not real
Stop seeking attention and fuck off, you wouldn't understand the first thing about what being an incel is about
You never approached anybody and got laughed at in public, you didn't have the opposite sex thinking you are a disgusting, filthy, deadly to the touch subhuman creature for most of your teenage years
You are an attention seeker who came here because she got bored of the usual routine

>>81610796
exactly, the difference between how unattractive vs attractive people are treated is just so apparent, moid and foid alike. This friend is constantly using men for money, whenever she gets a boyfriend shell cheat on him constantly, and they still fucking love her

>>81610806
Bitches like that get ugly friends to feel better about themselves and make themselves look better in comparison

>>81610818
sad if true but why would this femcel stick around with a friend like that then

>>81610811
the people reaching out for companionship dont actually know me, once they do theyll fuck off. offering vs actually being a partner is completely different, its easy to send a message to any foid in /r9k/ and start texting, but none of them ever actually stay in touch. its easy to get someone interested in the concept of a man or woman, its a different story to actually get to know them and choose to stick around

>>81610796
foid...add me on discord i will treat you right. i support foids.

>>81610834
because i have no one else, she is my only source of irl socialising, so im happy to be walked on as long as i dont end up going schizo in my room from being alone for years

>>81610850
drop the disc moid

>>81610847
>the people reaching out for companionship dont actually know me, once they do theyll fuck off.
Do you even hear how much of a shitty excuse what you just thought up is?

>>81610817
It's true, guys here complain all the time that women can get men whenever they want and that all women get simped for/can get basically any man when it's not true at all. We can get SEX by anyone if we want but true love/affection is literally impossible for ugly girls to get.
If you're an ugly girl guys will treat you like shit no matter how nice and "wife" material you are because they yhink they're settling for you.
It's so blackpilling on men when you have Stacy friends that I just avoid getting into friendships with pretty girls at this point. I do literally everything for guys in relationships but they don't even have to lift a finger and get adored. They cheat and lie to their partners and they get apologized to. I hate my life

>>81610847
>moving the goal posts

as I see you're just here to complain, not actually solve any problems

I'm not entertaining this self pity anymore, put your nuts on the table or leave the restaurant

>>81610847
cirno9883 add me
>>81610869
i think the people who have messaged here also looking for true love/affection guys why is the calculus not working out

>>81610856
fruitman0091

wow look at that, the foid is getting flooded with simps. classic r9k behavior. can't wait for hey ghost them all when chad walks by

>>81610931
its oki she won't add anyone here anyways

>>81610931
>can't wait for hey ghost them all when chad walks by
nigga they'll do it by default

>>81610889
Because most people know that relationships coming out of this board won't lead to anything
>>81610901
That wasn't me asking for your discord, I don't even have it

>>81610964
why are you telling all these things on the incel board knowing you will get responses like these

>>81610964
not adding anybody is fine, but it does disqualify you from the title of "femcel".

honestly most "incels" aren't legitimate "incels" either. they just refuse to lower their standards to the point where they can get a date. which is perfectly justified, most people won't dilude themselves into dating someone below their actualy league.

but they(& you) are not involuntarily celibate

>>81610995
I was mostly just venting, which I do whenever I see threads like this because I'm bitter
>>81611004
I don't have discord and I don't see how adding anyone from here would help me.
Bur yeah, I agree that I'm not a femcel by it's true definition and I agree with that you said about most just having too high standards and not being real incels/femcels

>>81611064
oki i am glad you understand this now never make a thread like this again

>>81609097
>she just broke up with a literal billionaire, shes doing well lol
>just broke up
>doing well lol
...y-you ladies do know that breaking up is not the goal of dating, right?

>>81609097
She's going to keep doing this until she ages out of desireability and then wonder where all the good men went.

>>81609017 (OP)
ok but can i sniff your girlsoles

>>81609637
>selecting for liars
Why is this every female mating strategy?

>>81611224
it's all they know. women hate truth. all they know how to do is lie to each and themselves

tee hee i work out every day and have double d tits guys im such a femcel! don't hit on me silly boys! im just here to complain!


kill. yourself. cunt.

>>81611064
you've been of dating age for maybe a little more than a year? coming from a dude who was on r9k when you were in elementary school. you will find someone.

stay clean, don't get fat, shave, take care of yourself. it'll work out, be patient. above all though, when the time comes don't let anyone take advantage of you. I can tell you from experience being alone is better than being with someone who physically/emotionally abuses you.

if you're feel like taking a modicum of responsiblity for your own loneliness, ask a few guys out. men are statistically waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more likely to say yes than a women

>>81609017 (OP)
OP you have terrible music taste. go listen to perturbator. they're not even good. i just don't want to make any serious recommendations. your bad taste means i know ur retarded

>>81609017 (OP)
No such thing as a femcel, lower your standards bitch.
TLDR.

>>81611076
I'm not OP
>>81611279
A bit longer than that. I know I will find someone eventually, but I want to find someone that truly loves me for who I am which seems impossible.
I already do all of these things (and more) and it already feels like it's never enough to most guys.
Other women don't have to chase after guys or talk to them first so why should I have to?
Thanks for the advice though, I appreciate it.

>>81609017 (OP)
She is clearly a lesbian and desperately wants you to peg her with a strap-on.

>140+ replies
>ctrl+f larp
>no results
So you dumb motherfuckers just roll with it now? You're this desperate to interact with anything that purports to be female?

>>81609986
>i put in fucktons of effort
How much do you weigh

>>81609017 (OP)
your stacey best friend wants you hahaha

>>81609017 (OP)
>be femcel
>want BF
>post contacts to discord or ig or whatever in any online space that has males around
>get a dozen+ messages from guys who want to get to know you and be your BF
>stop being a femcel

>>81609017 (OP)
sorry you go trough that op i hope you find someone that cares for and loves you

>>81609017 (OP)
If she is 6'2'' she is a giantess and definitely validated to search for a partner 2 inches taller

>>81609213
You have to actually try to DATE people, meet them. If you're under 7/10 you actually have to put in effort because hypergamy is killing dating.

Every >4/10 incel wants a Stacy or an extreme neet femcel like you but those two demographics hate them by different reasons. Girls like you unconsciously feel like men should always be putting in effort but the chads are seeking Stacy. You need not a looksmaxx, you need a numbermaxx, that includes habits, hobbies and personality.

>>81609649
Get thin, you've already seen a freak as big as you be a stacy.

>>81612581
There is no way Stacy is 6'2. Stacy is 5'7 or 5'8. 6'2 women can't get Chad and actually date down sometimes.

>>81612690
6'2'' women have enough surface to possess some soul.

>>81609017 (OP)

If your Stacy girlfriend offered to share her boyfriend, would you do it? I recall some fembot on here talking about how her female friend used to do that for her because she was alone. I distinctly remember the fembot describing the cum as improving her mood to the point that she didn't want to go through her day without it.

>>81609027
They definitely are, I am one

>>81609108
But do this with real women not troons (real women understand better then a troon ever will)

>>81613490
so your just as stupid as incels got it, no wonder people avoid you

>>81609923
Autism in females doesn't count unless it's so bad you need a 24/7 tard wrangler. Literally just exist and don't be fat.

>>81611196
There ARE no good men under 6'3. Sorry it's just how it is. I guess she'll have to settle for a manlet 6'2 billionaire

yeah. i lived in an AA house for quite a while, and was there long enough and "trust worthy" enough i eventually was "house lead". wont bore you with the absurdity of alcoholics anonymous, but basically i was "the furthest, most sober" person and in exchange for paying no rent, id piss test, search, kick people out, enter new people into the house, yadda yadda.
anyways, a LARGE amount of this time is me sitting around more or less babysitting fully grown failed manchildren such as myself, and i got to spend a lot of time around the most loser-ish, pathetic people in the entire state.

some of them looked very attractive. that was their only saving grace. 3 court cases in progress, looking at possibly 15 years for ramming a cop car and trying to crawl away anyways fighting off 30 cops high on meth and naked? completely broke, actually owe tens of thousands of dollars to the state, multiple businesses and lawyers, mid withdrawel from heroin, as well? a literal documented history of sexual assault, domestic violence and other various crimes that make a phonebook look like a light read?
but if you look good some random 9/10 girl is going to show up outside the flophouse in a bmw and pick you up.
>hey make sure your back before curfew....10 pm
and the girl wont even blink.
absolutely crazy. when you look that good you truely live on a different planet. dude would tell me stuff like "yeah we were all on e at this race and i just blurted out i wanted to know what it was like to be pissed on, and these 3 girls were with me (pulls out phone, shows me these 3 nine out of tens) all did it for me, it was pretty wei-".

oh and he liked fatties too. so dont give up, fat girls. this godly, homeless heroin addicted chad who looked like a californian greek god, still likes the bigger girls. and being pissed on. wonder if hes still alive.

>>81614195
Attractive people were a mistake

>>81614224
probably.

thinking about my experience with that whole thing, kinda now curious how transgender people do going through it. probably very poorly. any medical thing was a huge issue. one time i was about to enter a new guy to the house, id have to search his car, belongings, look at his dick, all the normal things, and he pulls me aside and goes "hey...when you search my shit, your gonna find...uh.....lots of....tampons...."
he had double fucked his insides so hard by being a hardcore drug addict AND being born with basically his insides flipped upside down, he had to carry like 4 full boxes of tampons with him no matter where he went because he was constantly shitting blood? that was awkward. i cant imagine what it would be like having to figure out what the fuck to do with a bunch of estrogen or something and a bunch of syringes.

honestly at the places i was house lead at, id just have to refuse to let you live there if you were going to be injecting yourself with something on a regular basis. it would just be too much of a problem having that stuff in the house. plus id imagine it would spread like wildfire, a shitload of confused, helpless, suicidal losers trying to find direction in their lives being around someone transitioning? just not a great idea.

>>81614195
Can you regale us with more stories from the halfway house anon?

>>81614386
sure. since its a memory im mostly trying to forget, itll help if you ask for anything specific.

uh...it was 3 houses that was house lead at, two next to eachother, one that connected on the back, with a capacity of about 100 people. ( the houses themselves were maybe, capacity 4, originally ). there were another 2 just down the road and overall the group was about 150 people all up. i was one of about 14 "leads" who took care of this whole section. i saw a lot of people and kicked out a lot of people as well, its kinda hazy.

I think the conversation moved on but I've noticed that incels have somehow become manic pixie dream girls for alt-internet women somehow. Strange isn't it

ill just toss this one in because it popped in. there was a kid there whose parents had forced him to enter our little program and as a part of it, stay in the housing as well (one of those places where they have a whole recovery plan in place, you go kayaking and rock climbing and learn to love life again!) as the main component, and the lower component which was "here we JUST do the aa book and provide you with housing. follow the book or your on the street" section. like, those with money vs those without money.
his folks paid for the expensive, recovery plan but made him live in the shitty, no money housing section.

he was there for weed? he was what, 17 years old or something? and he was there because he "addicted" to weed. which, hey, maybe thats a thing, and his parents were trying to scare him straight, maybe? but what actually happened was he got plonked down and forced to room with the rest of us "poor recovery" guys. so here he was, sitting around a firepit with 100 other dudes, listening to them say stuff like "im 3 months clean from pcp...havent stabbed anyone in 3 years....cancers in remission....". so it all sounds so stupid to him because hes just there for weed, and now hes making friends with actual legit heroin users? i always thought that shit was a huge red flag because if you want your kid to get off weed, you dont send him to go hang out with a group of people addicted to actual hard drugs, half of which, were dealers.

so, not really sure what the point of the above wall of text is. i guess, as someone whose been to aa, dont send your kids to aa for petty shit like sneaking off on the weekends to smoke some blunts. in california, of all fucking places. might as well ask your kid to stop trying to be cool. and dont force them to hang out with a bunch of hard drug users. i give that kid a 50% chance he got kicked out before he developed an addiction that involved syringes. thats the best case scenario to me.

>>81614479
well what do you mean?

>>81609017 (OP)
Smiths? Shit, no wonder you get no game

Also, stop spilling spaghet from fanny pack, maybe you'll focus enough to get ran through by reject-train

>>81614438
What was the worst thing you kicked someone out for?

>>81609017 (OP)
I hope your friend gets brutally killed by a psychopath billionaire

>>81614544
I mean it's a bit of a romantic trope to pull an angry guy with a heart of gold out of his spiral and you dodge all the problems associated with negotiating relationships with normies. It never strikes me as very grounded

>>81614856
im OP back after my big slumber, appears that someone has been posing as femcel OP WHEN I AM THE ONLY REAL FEMCEL OP >:(((( and i agree, although i do aim to date only incels, i know its a dumbass idea since most of the time, theyve incels for a reason (abusive, manipulative, general asshole), but it just has the allure of dating someone who can actually understand you a bit better than any other normie could

>>81613451
Hell no, plus they wouldnt even want to look at me like that regardless. she doesnt even share her friends with me, she knows shes my only friend but she wants to look high status to everyone without having me lingering

>>81615867
no loser friends of her to pass onto you? what about girlfriends? maybe she won't feel so threatened if you ask her to hook you up with some fancy carpet to munch?

>>81616092
she likes to keep my friendless so im always available to her since she knows im never busy other than room rotting. but might have more luck with carpet munching given how moids have been working out lul, ill investigate

>>81609017 (OP)
go out clubbing with her or something
guys will hit on you and buy you drinks

>>81616480
or ftm's. is she pro-anti that stuff? what's she gonna do when you get a chad (girl)?

OP you have nothing to lose, ask your stacy friend if she will let you worship her feet and become her slave gf

>>81609017 (OP)
I have a Stacey friend and she just shares her Chad bfs with me, I've never managed to get my own bf

>>81616480
I'm an intelligent, please sit on my face, thank you

>>81609017 (OP)
lol no woman on earth can tell the difference between 6'2 and 6'4, these stories are ridiculous you have to at least try and make them sound plausible

>>81609027
This. Any woman can walk outside and spread her legs and some desperate guy will try to bang her.
>but isn't just about the sex, I want romance too!
Male incels can't get either one so eat shit.

>>81614856
oh i thought you ment more like loser virgin incel, not angry madcel

>>81618344
i would do anything to fuck/date saint elliott rodgers, does that make him not an incel anymore?? easy to find people who are willing to fuck you, but youre still a femcel/incel if theyre not within realistic reach (ie not spreading my legs and getting put on the sex offenders register, actually having a guy accept my offers of a date)

>>81614479
Not at all, women love rehabilitating shit men. Incels consider themselves eternal failures or whatever so of course that calls some attention

im australian I will make you happy baby

>>81609017 (OP)
she isnt your best friend, shes flexing on you to drink in your suffering
this is a common thing women do when you are the duff

>>81609017 (OP)
Become a lesbian. I'm being 100% serious.

>>81610692
why aren't you dating all the asian incels here

>>81609017 (OP)
What's with your kind and the Smiths? They suck

>>81618710
Nta but you're full of shit. For all I know you're the same "femcel" I talked to recently who used to listen to the Smiths and liked these killers
She was insane. She had zero self awareness but somehow I was the issue for being negative. Get over yourself

Im australian I need you

>>81610692
please be in sydney unironically

>>81619906
The Smiths have been classic sad boy / sad girl college kid music for decades. Never gonna change

>femcel
>Gorillion replies
It's literally that easy

Find a looksmatch neurodivergent autistic bf

You won't because all foids are whores who want Chad

>>81618710
>i would do anything to fuck/date saint elliott rodgers
>femcel
>look inside
>crazy ass 16 years old edgy bitch

>>81619937
im vic unfortunately L

>>81620643
dont agree with his views or his actions but hes the most well known incel of all time and he was attractive as fuck many people would want to get with him so why does he still count as an incel

>>81621730
Nobody cares if you're a loser unless you shoot up a yoga studio or sorority house, that's why.

>>81616480
hey show me your tits at least

>>81621754
i mean that definitely helped people discover him and want him but i still struggle to imagine that he didnt have a single person into him while he was alive he was completely volcel

>>81619872
This, God doesnt hate lesbianism like faggotry.

>>81620319
all i want is a looksmatch autistic bf i dont even need a looksmatch i just need an autistic bf

>>81619888
where are they at i want them

>>81621842
I'm right here but you only want Chad. I also don't live in the same country as you

>>81621924
what about that message made you think i just want raging normie chad i want someone who is just as much of a loser as i am

>>81621952
I realize I have to chance with you because I don't live in your country and I'm too old for you anyway, so I just chose to invoke Chad as a way to soothe my inability to have you

>>81621985
have NO chance with you*