Schrodinger's meow edition

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ankle socks

>tfw most current posters won't remember r9g trilogy meme and part 3 that never came

My pee pee gets big and hard then bounces and shoots out milk a few times. Why does this happen?

Someone posted a picture of a dick in the catalog and now I'm horny

Living in the afterglow
Of everything you feel
But baby I'm a short-lived joke
As soulless as I seem
https://youtu.be/8lU9fgXB02U
Beautiful song masterfully performed by our ai queen

>>81616403
Because I'm not going to post 3d men on this thread, plus I don't feel like starting another argument about the kinds of men anons are sexually attracted to on here, we have had enough of that already.
Plus I like this 2d boy.

>>81616526
Yeah I saw that too TwT
They post crazy stuff on this site O.o

Anyways goodnight every1!!

>>81616623
Good night anon.

I'm probably gonna jerk off now, I hate how easily I am turned on.

>>81616629
Yeah have funn

Also thank god you can delete the photos from posts TwT i have clumsy fingers

is meowster the same as our possum posting finn or is he a new personality?

>>81616643
Was that a pic of you? I'd feel bad if you deleted it because you thought I was going to use it as material.

>>81616662
I'm pretty new to 4chan, this is my 2nd time posting in the r9gay thread, posted a little a few hours ago ^^

>>81616673
Yeah it was a pic of me TwT i meant to click a cat pic but im on phone rn and missclicked. And I didn't delete it bcz of you!! I just don't want my thigh pics on 4chan O.o

I jerked off 4 times today and slept for 12 hours.

You are are 18 right meowsers? You type like a teenager.

>>81616603
cause you like 2d boys more than you like real men

>>81616721
I turn 18 in around 3 months :p

>>81616700
Whoops it happens.

>>81616715
I jerked off 4 times today but only slept 6 hours. I really hope my fbf also has an absurdly high libido.

>>81616744
Mewster, you can't post in here then!!!!!!

>>81616721
Pretty much yeah :3

>>81616753
Yeah TwT, I doubt anyone saved it

>>81616762
I have nooooo ideaa what you're talking about :3
Anyways, hru anon? Wyd?

You get what you f**kin' deserve

>>81616772
Meowster you gotta leave this place. It will corrupt you before it's too late!!!

>>81616794
Wha, corrupt me how? I only ever post in one thread desu ^^

>>81616815
you are young and bubbly and still full of hope. This thread is full of old bitter losers who will drag you down with them. I'm one of them.

>tfw only jerked once and slept 8 hours

>>81616815
You should be hanging out with your friends irl and experiencing the joys of youth and falling in love with your gay mates
This place is filled with celibate, lonely, permanently online people who are miserable. Stay here for too long and you'll be one of them.

>>81616838
Eh dw, I struggle with selfharm but that's it. I have irl friends and hobbies!! But dw abt me, I don't let this place get to me :p
Anywaysss, do you have any hobbies anon?

>>81616841
What does tfw mean? I'm kinda new to 4chan

>>81616867
I hang out with my friends all the time lol dw!! Yesterday we went to mcdonalds at 1am and then my friend and I hade a sleepover

>>81616868
>don't let this place get to me
You already have. This place is the central hub for internalized homophobia. It's like poison for any young gay who should be embarking on the self acceptance journey.
Go hang out with your friends irl

>>81616868
it will get to you over time, it is like a poison that will seep into your skin. Wrap your thinking.

>>81616868
you write in such a contrived way it reads like an adult trying to pass as a teen

>>81616896
I don't plan on staying here. I'm just here bcz a friend is. And I only go on here when I have nothing else to do, or late at night :p but please stop with the preaching TwT

>>81616905
If it makes you feel any better I promise I won't stay here for too long :p

>>81616911
I just overthink about emoticons since I can't type in a tone that shows the emotion or meaning behind what I'm saying

Before anyone accuses me, the fat neet who got his name for a fake story is not responsible for this one.

>>81616885
That's great I'm happy for you. I hope they're good friends you can be openly gay with.
This place is still bad for you. What are you even looking for here? It's home for incels and chuds. If you stay here long enough you will slowly fall down the rabbit hole and start believing their chudlike delusions.
That you should give up on irl dating because all normies are trashy whores and you're better off alone, and that's just the tip of the iceberg.

>>81616725
I won't deny it, 2d allows you to bend a few anatomical rules that 3d has in place
^^

>>81616947
That's dangerous, anon. Warping your sense of attraction in ways that reality simply can't deliver. Do you think it's a coincidence that gincels here have anime boy folders saved on their hd? It's like porn on steroids

>>81616753
>I really hope my fbf also has an absurdly high libido.
Based, high libido bottom bf would be cool.

I'm jealous of an 18 year old kid because he already has done things I never have like have friends, go out with them, have sleepovers. I could never in a million years imagine such things even at his age because I was just such a wreck and I never righted myself.

>>81616944
I think a lot of people came here to cope with loneliness, or to vent. I usually go out for a drive on my bike or play videogames to cope. And dw I think 99% of this site is absolute nonsense

>>81616963
I still have no idea if I'm bottom or top. I really wanna try out both and see which one is more fun. Though, as long as you made me feel good I think I'll be happy

Harmful Opinions is so smart he might as well be god. I love his autistic attention to detail and ability to laser in on small mistakes that make the whole house of cards fall apart.

>>81616989
what the fuck are you talking about? some losertube shit?

>>81616969
Look anon your life isn't over just because you missed your teen years and childhood. It's sad but there's nothing you can do about it now :/ You just have to accept it.
2 years ago I moved away from my childhood home and started highschool at a place everyone knew eachother. The first year was absolute hell and I was very unstable. Then my parents forced me to go to this social club for youth in my town and I met my friends there. You just have to step out of your comfort zone and have a little luck ^^
Don't take this as fact tho I don't have a lot of experience in life lol

>>81616969
You can't imagine having friends now as an adult?

>>81617000

Yeah you don't know my situation. SHort of it is that I'm 35, morbidly obeese with tons of health problems and a never worked in my life neet. Oh and I have no family at all since my mom died two years ago and I have never had a friend.

Anyway I won't steal your show so this will be the last I post about it.

>>81616985
I imagine bottoming is way more fun but I don't like stuff up my butt sadly. I've tried in the shower various times and squirmed in pain.

>>81616928
No one said shit you just wanted to self insert into the current thing like you always do, you attention starved pig oink oink

>>81617043
Hey hey dw abt stealing any1s show. And your situation isn't the best I suppose, but it isn't the end of the world either. Maybe we could talk somewhere privately and I could help you sort it out? Or we could atleast be somewhat friends

>>81617055
Water is a terrible lubricant no shit
You need lube and training, you can search it up anon

>>81617060

I'm sorry but I never talk to anyone privately and I can't help but wonder if you are really 18 so even if I did I wouldn't risk it.

>>81617060
Forgot to put my name here, it's Meowster
TwT

>>81616970
You're talking to a bot btw. Filter words like gincel, self acceptance, internalized homophobia and dating apps. He is just trying to force you to do what he wants or to bait interactions. He is a known bot btw.

>>81617055
I've tried butt stuff and never had any issues with pain. Though I made sure to use the proper lubes for it. Only issue is how messy it all is

>>81617080
Okay but my discord is .birbir if you ever need to vent or something.
How was your day/week overall anon? Also what did you mean by heath issues? If you wanna get into that

>>81617089
Wha, he could be since ai is getting crazy but dw I'm not stupid I won't do anything

>>81617113

Most of my problems come from my legs (I have both bouts of restless legs and a pinched nerve in my right) and right now a carpal tunnel flare up in my hand as well. I also have a minor heart issue which I take meds for. I spend most of my days playing vidya or browsing the internet. This week has been really hot so I've been trying to stay cool.

>>81617139
That sounds like an annoying batch of problems, is any of it curable? Also what kind of games do you play? O.o
And yeah this week was hot, midsummer was nice tho

>>81592761
They said schizophrenia can't be cute. They don't know it depends on the schizo.

>>81617158

Well I go to a health clinic and I've mentioned both but they don't seem to care much about them. I imagine the carpal tunnel would have to be fixed by surgery but I've had it for over 10 years now so it wouldn't bring back what I've lost only stop new damage. When it's not flaring up it's not too big of a deal.

>>81616989
yeah I just watched his new video too

>>81617196
That sounds real bad :c Do you have bad/expensive healthcare in your country?

>>81617211

I'm an American so you can guess but I do have medicaid, government healthcare for the poor or in my case low (no) income. The issue is that only a few doctors will take that and when I looked last year they were all full. This health clinic will take anyone.

>>81617200
Really? No way, he doesn't get much views even if his channel is growing again since he started making vids instead of streaming bs all the time. I wonder how different that whole part of yourube would be if he didn't get banned years ago. There are so very few good youtubers left.

>>81617231
Well that fucking sucks, it's like a bad spiral of health issues and income. I'm glad I live in sweden ^^

>>81617257
Go to sleep already child. Look at the time.

>>81617260
Hey I'm on summer break!!! And I'm NOT looking forward to my last year of highschool

>>81617250
yeah I'm a fan from the cadid scandal days, I was very tapped in on that sector of youtube so I can't say if he's really growing that fast, nice to meet another fan in the wild doe. Another guy I'm sad got banned was American Krogan who artistically picked apart video games but he wasn't really linked to Harmful at all.

>>81616924
>I can't type in a tone that shows the emotion or meaning behind what I'm saying
Are poets a joke to you? Just use the language and the words it bestowed upon you instead of trying to emulate feelings with affectations like :p

Kids and young adults can keep crazy hours without an issue, I personally have to be in bed by 11pm or I'm a zombie the next day.

>>81617277
I don't read many poets but if it annoys you, you could just ignore my replies. ^^

>>81617278
I go to bed at around 3-4am usually, now that it's summer break. Unless I got plans :p

>>81617272
Yeah I remember him as well tho isn't he alt right? I'm pretty sure he was very far right. Did like some of his videos but didn't see many. I miss teal deer too, his stuff was very well researched and funny too.

The death of anonymity will be the death of internet. And the worst thing is that it already happened.

>>81617337
>alt right
I think so? he has said there are many jews he looks up to and respects, so I dunno, he also doesn't like eugenics. I followed him into bitchute and still miss him after his bitchute stuff disappeared too. He shaped a lot of how I view media today. I've never seen teal deer, I think I'll check him out later :D

>>81616989
>right wing opinion channel
ew

>>81617370
>>81617337
I looked up his channel and I may be on the wrong one since he's uploaded like a month ago, is TL;DR the guy's new channel? also I'm a national socialist btw, and I dislike the term "alt-right" because it really doesn't mean anything anymore and is just ad hom

>>81617395
>A literal homosexual nazi
slugs for salt

>>81617394
it's not like left wingers are any better, at least some right wingers try to use proof to back up claims and beliefs.
>>81617411
>nazi
I hate that word too because it's a slur, anyways there were pro gay natsoc guys even in the 40s, and commies didn't like us either if you haven't noticed; they hated us a lot worse actually.

>>81617370
Make sure to check out his older stuff he has posted some pretty boring and uninspired shit for last few years. Although I'm not sure how interesting you will find the themes in the current year, no matter how well argued.
Well since you like games maybe this would be a good example from not too long ago
https://youtu.be/gNmxwTNO0bc

>>81617370
>He shaped a lot of how I view media today
so he's to blame for your chudete opinions?
You people actually keep consuming right wing media, this is why you don't have a bf.

>>81617429
Left wingers are definitely better though, specially towards gay people like us. I can recommend you some of the best cream de la creme leftist channels but I fear you're not ready to leave your incel lifestyle behind yet.

>>81617438
I didn't say I just copy pasted his opinions, no. I'm just able to think more critically about the media I consume.
>>81617447
left wingers are NOT better, commies are inhuman and have killed or gotten killed more of us than anyone else ever.

>>81617277
its an affectation. his excuse is plainly farcical.

>>81617394
He doesn't talk about politics tho. What you did is you saw me and anon talk and then pretended you looked up who we talked about but what's more likely is you just tried to piece it together based on the posts here like a good little braziliancoded bot
>>81617395
That's the right channel ye
>>81617429
You're talking to a bot created to farm engagement. Disengage and watch him melt trying desperately to bait interactions.

>>81617447
>>81617460
you are trying to argue politics when you were both raised by youtube. neither of you is qualified. please, talk about minecraft instead.

>>81617429
>right wingers try to use proof
Oh please, right wingers, the most infamous disseminators of fake news, being used on the same sentence as "proof"? You are being ridiculous.
Their beliefs stem from religion, like always.

>>81617468
you're right, I'll disengage, so far the video is a nice blast from the past because I remember when that extra credits video came out lelmao

>>81617482
can you just post silver babas again please

>>81617429
>I hate that word that perfectly describes my ideology
Yeah, right you prefer the literal party name coined by the failed Austrian painter and his cronies. Are you a teenager by any chance? Teens are known to go through that phase, but for god sake go through it, don't get stuck in it.

"right wingers" = proven fools by going trump
"left wingers" = proven fools by believing troonery

we need a new thing and unless we're gonna build it here i suggest you both drop it

>>81617429
>there were pro gay natsoc guys even in the 40s
There are gay nazis even now, just look at you. There were nazi jews even in the army ranks.
Doesn't change the fact that Hitler called you a disease and that the pink triangles rotted in death camps.
Like I said, slugs for salt.

>>81617487
Ye I do remember everyone dunking on it so I was hesitant to send this but I really can't remember anything recent I could've sent instead lol. Hope you'll like it tho, he always had food perspectives on things and usually avoided the current topic/trend chasing. I think that video was later than all the others too but I could be wrong.
Good night (I'm goin to sleep). If you see replies greentextimg your post using same few catchphrases like "gincel", "religion", "internalized homophobia" etc know it's a bot and avoid ragebait.

also i suggest to the youtube loser READ A FUCKING BOOK maybe by like churchill or someone who actually fucking DID SOMETHING EVER. thats all.

>>81617495
*Pisses on you like your father did*

>>81617520
goodnight! and thx again for the vid, so far it's a ton of fun and really nostalgic so it was a good pick, and yeah I'll keep that in mind :D

>>81617522
Post your hairy legs freak

>>81617507
>Left wing mistake: having empathy for trannies
>Right wing mistake: electing a puppet of Israel, warmongering maniac for president
We see the discrepancy

ok last thing, I did read a book, I read My Struggle.

Why must every thread either steer towards porn or politics :c

>>81617523
it chemos the right people regardless of what i think
>>81617531
i know you want to see but i said i would get tan first and you know that so shh

>>81617429
>commies didn't like us either
Fast forward 80 years
>Left wingers support us
>Right wingers still hate us
And you side with the right, you pick me sell out.

>>81617535
you = equating empathy for misfits with zero-evidence "medicine" that castrates and debilitates them on the basis of bizarre psychosexual theory

kindly be a castrator elsewhere, this is a trap friendly zone

>>81616382 (OP)
The cat is gay, i solved your riddle

>>81617460
If you actually thought critically, you wouldn't be a rightoid. You'd be a centrist or apolitical at best. There's no critical thinking involved in this.
Left wingers are better because they hated us in a time when everyone did
As opposed to now, where left wingers have embraced our fight
While right wingers still hate us.

>>81617538
Yeah I desperately want to see your sawn off half feet and your hairy joe biden legs

>>81617538
I will post more anime porn to chemo your ugly ass in the future

>>81617548
>equating empathy for misfits
Careful now, you rely on that same empathy to survive.
There's plenty of evidence showing the benefits of gender affirming care.
There's also evidence showing that your attitude is harmful to trans people.
You are a literal nazi, though. That must be taken into account for everything you say.

>>81617548
I will get my trans gf in this thread one day and we will both laugh in your face

>embraced our fight
failed commies subverted our fight after it was already over so they could try to further communism, don't talk about thinking critically.

>>81617560
not sure why you'd keep asking otherwise. jealous of my power?
>>81617567
it only works one way. anime is white noise to me.

>>81617556
it's not a riddle you dumdum

>>81617537
above you there is a guy praising hitler. A gay virgin who declares himself a nazi nonchalantly, unapologetically. This is the sort of thing you can expect from this place. This is a warning of why you should run for the hills and never return

>>81617577
there literally is no evidence. find what you think is evidence, and i will debunk it and rub your face in it. joanna olson-kennedy ("trans medicine" pusher supreme) just finished her latest study and found no evidence at all for her deranged ideas. byeeee

>>81617520
If his perspective looks anything like yours, it must be pure shit and should be avoided at all costs.

>>81617579
two men can do whatever they want to me in here

This is who hue wants you to fap to

>>81617594
You already had this discussion with him you dumb beast

>>81617468
I literally looked up the channel and the first thing I noticed is a video of him badmouthing one of my favourite atheist tubers. And then I watched the video, and the rhetorics I found were so disgusting I can barely take them seriously
Basically mocking this dude for being unmanly and effeminate, blaming him for suffering bullying and dismissing his entire channel as a christian hater.
Do I need to see more videos or did I get a decent picture of the type of content he makes?
Can it be a coincidence that a literal gay nazi is vouching for this dude?

>>81617594
>there literally is no evidence.
There is, though. I can post several peer reviewed articles that you will ignore because scientific literacy is not your deal. Moral panicking and bigotry, those are your things.

>>81617608
i'm perfectly aware

>>81617626
can you read an nmr, an ir and a mass spec and reconcile them to elucidate a chemical structure? thats pretty basic organic chemistry so i assume you can from how youre talking, but i wanted to check just in case.

>>81617588
I don't care, i decided it is, ligma balls

It's poetic justice that the gay right wingers and nazis get to cry about being lonely everyday in here
You really are clueless about why that is, aren't you?

>>81617646
>Below are 51 studies that found that gender transition improves the well-being of transgender people

https://whatweknow.inequality.cornell.edu/topics/lgbt-equality/what-does-the-scholarly-research-say-about-the-well-being-of-transgender-people/

remember to stay hydrated

First motorcycle lesson just ended, it's gonna be another 2 hours before I get home. All we really did was go over the Rider's Guide they told us to read before coming in. I guess it was necessary though, I was the only person who actually looked at it beforehand and did the review assignment they asked us to bring in. I can't wait to get on an actual motorcycle this weekend, my entire life has been leading up to this moment.

>>81617761
>tfw no biker bf to hang onto his chest for dear life

>>81617778
Oh I won't be qualified to carry passengers for like a year lol. I do desperately want to take my fbf on a road trip but fortunately I don't have a bf yet, so I have time to build my skills. This is of course assuming I will ever get a bf.

>>81617726
Phrasing? Hmmm yeah nvm

>>81617753
pick one for us to discuss. i'll not play whack-a-mole with 51 holes. alternatively, you could take a look at the cass review, which actually collated the results of such studies quantitatively, rather than merely listing them. they found no significant evidence of benefit, but maybe you will find an error in their analysis.

>>81617761
I got a motorcycle lesson in a few hours!!! What kind of bike are you gonna ride? :0

>>81617812
>maybe you will find an error in their analysis
I don't k own if you've ever read the Cass review but it's mostly a load of hotshot, and the author even admits that many trans men don't have the opportunity to regret their decision because they're too busy enjoying their increased muscle mass and sex drive.

>>81617803
Samee TwT

Also uhm, what does fbf mean?

>>81617812
The sheer quantity puts your bigotry in perspective. There are decades of research showing the benefits of gender affirming care. When the the evidence doesn't match your opinion, what you do? You look away

>>81617805
remember to tell your fbf about your natsoc politics

>>81617803
Will you wear a cool leather jacket?

im not racist and transphobic or even political but im the only actual virgin here. explain that monkeyboy

>>81617877
If you truly are no rightoid, then you being single is an injustice of the acutest kind
But if you want to remedy that, you could go full lefty and join their local gathering and groups, which greatly overlap with lgbt activism. There you will certainly find a bf.

mom scheduled me an eye doctors appointment why

>>81617834
>>81617854
speaking of scientific literacy, do you know how to get a positive result for any study? literally just do it enough. if you have a 95% confidence interval, which is what is typically used, then you can do 20 studies on something that doesnt work, and on average 1 of the studies will show a positive result. this is why a bunch of weak evidence doesn't mean literally anything. for those 50 studies that found a positive result, there could have been who knows how many neutral or negative results that they didnt publish. this is why you have to quantify the strength of evidence in a given study and combine multiple studies. when people do that, as in the cass review, they consistently find...no benefit.

>>81617904
i just said i dont care about politics and that sounds likely to be a cult or pyramid scheme

>>81617877
those fucking phobes trying to take misfit childrens and adults dicks on no evidence that it helps them ought to be shot indeed

>>81617955
Luckily there's way more than a 20:1 ratio of evidence showing benefit. The current evidence is very robust. It shows that the worst thing for trans people's wellbeing is dealing with people like you, intolerant transphobes, specially inside their families.

>>81617830
I have a family friend who repairs motorcycles for a living, he told me I'm gonna have to start on an electric motorcycle or something equivalently weak, and if I survive for a year, THEN I can consider getting like a cruising bike or something.
>>81617869
I thought about it but I actually got a breathable hi-viz motorcycle jacket instead for comfort and safety, it should be arriving tomorrow, I'll post it when it comes in. I do kind of want a leather jacket though, they're so manly.

>>81617974
the evidence is not robust. it is not solid. it is not even weak. it is straight up bad, where it exists at all. that is why every review finds that it adds up to bunko. it really is that simple. you have been lied to.

>>81617960
You wouldn't call a fandom or comic con a cult or a pyramid scheme, would you?
You might as well call any social gathering that.
Just go where the gays are, and you shall find a bf. The ones in conservative environments are all closeted married dudes who do gay stuff on the low

>>81617990
The evidence is pretty robust, which makes you seethe

>>81617965
arent most trannys diy? anyways why do you care

>>81618002
Repper doesn't want others to have what he couldn't get
A common trope with lgbtphobes

>>81617990
>every review
the Cass review was debunked by its own author though

>>81617991
a political gathering seems like the kind of place where they ask for money and far spectrum political gatherings is a cult trope

>>81618033
>a political gathering seems like the kind of place where they ask for money
It isn't really. That's just church. These events are usually open to the public and happen in college campuses.
Besides it's just an idea to meet other LGBT people. You could always go to pride or the local LGBT alliance meeting, which greatly overlaps with the leftist crew

>>81618015
>>81618000
making shit up now lol...let us recall that you are the one who needs positive evidence on your side -- strong positive evidence -- because you are arguing for a novel and very serious medical treatment, while i am arguing for leaving people the fuck alone to grow up with functioning sex organs and healthy endocrine systems. you need evidence - really, really, really strong evidence, considering the consequences of being wrong - no dick and a nonfunctioning endocrine system in case you forgot - and you don't have it... that's why governments are fucking banning it, and it didn't start with "conservative" ones. its the lysenkoism of our time, except more bizarre and with weird connections to things you definitely don't want to get into.

>>81618062
You're arguing for telling trannies to suck it up and be normal,a discourse they're very familiar with, they got plenty of that at church.
Luckily we have decades of academia and scientific evidence on our side.

>>81618040
how am i supposed to meet people in a crowd? have you ever done any of these things, seriously?

>>81618079
People at LGBT gatherings are specially welcoming to any outsider looking out of place. I bet you would be approached by someone if you tried going.
How are you supposed to meet people without leaving your room?

>>81618074
okay, here's what you don't get. sucking it up might hurt. but getting your dick cut off or your balls deactivated might ALSO hurt, and it might hurt more in the long run. you have to do science to know which is which. science so far says don't cut your dick off and ruin your endocrine system, even if things are tough. sorry bout the facts.

>>81618127
>sucking it up might hurt
Personal experience?
Luckily for trannies modern medicine arrived to save the day and transform them, like a caterpillar into a butterfly

>>81618139
is this the part where you go full sexist fucking retard and accuse me of "repressing" for trapping? if butterflies were made by castrating caterpillars and sewing wings on them, then you would have a point, but they aren't, so you don't.

bored and woke up at 8pm so nothing can save me

Showered, shaved, and gave myself a little ponytail.

>>81618685
>showered
same
>shaved
same
>and gave myself a little ponytail
not same

if you got extremely depressed and decided to kill yourself, but you had a bf, would you tell him ahead of time or just do it without letting anyone know?

>>81618698
Try it, it's fun.
>>81618755
I'd kill him too. But most likely if I had a bf I would never kms.

anyone else had that weird feeling where you can just tell a full minute before someone does, that they are gonna ask if your gay. like 3 times now. just like, something in their vibe changes

>>81618755
id tell him. like real early too, ample time to save you

>>81618853
maybe it's something in *your* vibe, that triggers them to ask

>>81618938
dunno. two times it was a friend id known for a long time, and suddenly going all weird in their body language and getting visibly uncomfortable in their own skin sorta thing. the third time was the two little fucking asshole prick shithead kids on the back of the bus who must of been like 4-6th grades tops and they both interrogated me out of nowhere, asked me if i was gay, but i could tell they were up to something and gonna fuck with me before they even acknowledged i was there. little pricks. who the fuck were they.
its not all gay, i did have one girl i used to walk home with stop me out of the blue and go "im not interested in you, not dating or anything, just friends". didnt know i was flirting with her? huh? whatever.

im unbanned guys

You do have nice teeth for your fbf to admire, right Anon?

>>81619091
mine are yellow unfortunetaly....

>>81619091
my teeth look alright but i had to wear braces and had one surgically removed so maybe a little cheating

>>81619091
mine are a bit yellowed, and I never smile

>>81618755
What's the point? No, I will not tell him ahead of time because it might affect my suicide and he shouldn't care or be bothered, he can find someone much much nuch more better easily. My body my choice, and I'll just go out in private without warning him.

Always something there to remind me!

imagine telling your bf that youre going to kill yourself so he can call an ambulance to rescue you, but he breaks up with you a month later and now youre fully paralyzed on the left side and cant be left alone to suicide for real

would you date a boy that played with children's toys

>>81619313
depends. are they toys i played with as a kid? are they entertaining toys? does he wear footed pajamas? do i have to watch childrens television?

>>81619302
Yes that's why I won't tell him at all.

>>81619334
They're Japanese collectors items I mess around with sometimes. Basically.

>>81619340
yeah. besides, who is going to give themselves notice for the moment

>>81619348
why would that be a big deal

do you ever get the feeling anonymous posters are avoiding you

>>81619484
I wanna fuck you so bad but have to stay far away

>>81619491
why? and WHY?

>>81619368
Just hope he'll take it easily, it's not a big deal anyway. He'll find another one.

>>81619498
I won't be a good boyfriend far ya but I still find your appealing and fun to be around and go off sometimes like a bf I'll never get

i have a headache, i should take a shower at 1 am

>>81619526
thats true. even if you arent supposed to say it; everything goes back to normal after a while

>>81619548
Thank you so much, I wish there were more bfs like you. I'm not enough to be someone's bf and never will be a good fit for anyone, but I wanna try and love a guy and care for him while I can, go away one day and he won't really care about it much.

>>81619536
i see. i see... but--- why not

is being too inept to buy groceries a valid weight loss strategy?
>>81619313
actually playing with them is far more based than just putting them on a shelf.

>>81619570
youre welcome. i think. obviously i disagree with everything you said factually, but i get what you mean. i wish i could hug you

>>81619635
You don't have to, I'm unironically feeling great today! This is my happy mood for now, when I don't take things that I say personally, but just analyzing it rationally. I'm good, you better give yourself one.

>>81619593
im too skinny and the reason is one half genetics one half forgetting to eat so probably

i am going to be old and rotting by the time i get over this twink

>>81619662
well, im not one to argue. i do hope you enjoy the day. love you anon, as much as one can so anonymously

>>81619586
Cus you're so cute and hot and good while i'm nothing like that and can only envy you and never touch...

>>81619910
so youre afraid youre going to get me dirty?

>tfw no bf to get me dirty

>>81620061
Yes correct that's what I'm trying to say, you need a boyfriend as sweet as you are to give you attention

>>81618853
I wouldn't know because I'm not a faggot like you

>>81619570
I wish there were less people like you. You're basically a soulless, self hating normalfag who would only hurt others because he can't see how anyone can love him. Even if his boyfriend obviously does. And the sad part is a lot of people would actually move on because everyone is so soulless anyway and don't know what's it like to actually care about someone. The view people as interchangeable and replaceable. I hate you and I hate everyone.

>>81620213
you hate yourself more you perpetual teenager

i have a headache and i wish i was able to pierce my forehead with a sewing needle and feel the steaming hot blood run down my face and drip slowly off my face towards the floor

>>81618156
>for trapping
I called you a repper just to spite you but now I'm thinking that might be the actual case. There's no transphobe like a tranny in denial and if you're a trap you're already half way there. A future hon

Lately I was thinking about leaving this place but if I do it now everyone would say I'm just copying meow. And we can't have that, chat. I'm a leader not a follower. Wait, no, I'm a sigma, a lone wolf I don't play by your rules.

>>81620109
youre silly. but wouldnt it be better to share some sweetness? i mean fruits only turn ripe when theyre ready to be picked, right?

>>81620227
And you know that based on what evidence? Your own retardation you project onto me? Not very convincing. I wasn't talking to you faggot.

>>81620270
What are you doing right now saying stuff like that to my face?? do you have some kind of ugly bastard fetish?

I'm so ugly not even those with ugly bastard fetish will like me. oh I'm so pathetic.

>>81620280
>everyone is soulless except for me
>I hate everyone
Maybe you're too immature to realize that now, but when everyone else is the problem, maybe the problem is just you

>>81620280
You clearly need someone, anyone, to talk to you, you're a vapid cunt seeping with poison

>>81620297
no. maybe? i have to go to bed stop using that scary tone

>>81620264
there is a secret spot unpictured: 2013-2015. sigh those were the days

>>81620461
Sorry just go to sleep honey I didn't mean to raise my voice it's a thing 7/10s do when they see a 9+/10 guys saying silly sweet things

Nothing on but the radio

eating peanut butter from the jar kind of night

Anons really are out there naked, listening to a radio while eating peanut butter from a jar.

>>81620326
I doubt you're THAT ugly anon. Even so there's still hope. And everything in life isn't about fetishes or sexual attraction anon

Anyways hii every1 :3

I'd much rather be naked right now but I'd have to close my curtains and I need sunlight

I'll open my beef curtains for any gay boy who wishes for it

>>81621299
what the fuck does this even mean in a homosexual context

>>81621299
uhhh, beef curtains? anon could you explain

>>81621020
Story is a big white pig, what about you?

I wonder if meowster likes the idea of 27 yo guys

>>81620248
thanks for just admitting youre a sexist idiot who thinks people should get their dicks cut off for wearing a skirt...you are literally genocidal lol.

dumb pigfucks like you combined with pitiable bucket crab troons and psycho pill pusher fetishists makes a real nasty army of the sick, but i think we're through the worst of it now, societally...lot of doctors need to be prosecuted though..and psychiatry needs to be shut down yesterday. what will the next thing be? if you like to sniff things youre really a dog inside and need rogaine all over and all fours training? its that bizarre and they had no evidence for starting this insanity so they wont need any evidence for the next one either. genuine and obvious psycho cult at this point.

>>81616747
How does anon sound cute and threatening at the same time?

>>81621384
please don't fall into the chud pipeline and become a rightoid

>people should get their dicks cut off for wearing a skirt
correct opinion

I need my r9gay mtf bf now more than ever. I will protect you from rampant transphobia on this board

>>81621566
That's a big age gap but maybe if they're cool and we have identical sense of humor

>>81621583
What does chud mean TwT and what's a rightoid? Is it something political?

>>81619056
Congratulations, I love you!
>>81619104
Same. I had them cleaned recently, hoped it would help. It did not.

>>81621748
You could get whitening strips amd stuff, just don't whiten it by ripping off the top layer of enamel, it'll hurt your teeth

>>81621052
I'm at fucking work toasting chicken parmesan sandwiches on a panini press

I am going to blow my brains out if this stupid fucking twink keeps airing my attempt to talk to him

>>81621667
How do you have a male to female bf anon? Don't you mean gf?

>>81621761
Hopefully you get the chance to talk to him then ^^

>>81621757
Don't worry anon your work time gonna be easy so but when you get home we'll have to toss a salad...

>>81621761
>he has a twink he can attempt to talk to
Quit humblebragging you motherfucker

>>81621791
No I gotta go to the gym after work
Today is leg day by which I mean ass day

>>81621719
I won't bother you any longer than, sorry twink *sighs*

>>81621815
27 is fine lol, but that's thoughtful of you anon ^^ I gtg to my summer job now. I dread the last upcoming year of school I have left

>>81621772
Thank you ^^

>>81621798
I don't 'have' anything, we've never spoken before, hence my annoyance at him airing my attempt to form a relationship with him. I'd rather live on Mount Athos and be certain that I'd never get into a relationship than constantly attempt and fail as I do.

i really could use an employee or "junior partner" in my business but its hard because i walk around in underwear or trapping etc a lot and i dont want to change that. anyone want an internship?

>>81621937
Well what's your business anon?

>>81621567
You in the future

>>81621719
Someone with right wing opinions, including but not limited to hatred for immigrants, non whites, sluts and life in general.

the job market is completely and utterly fucked. it's so over for me the niggers and the jews have it out for me and are stopping me from gaining employment to live

why is hating sluts a right wing opinion

>>81622214
Christian purity culture

>>81622212
Every store I pass is frantically trying to hire people and I live in an incredibly white neighborhood so maybe you just aren't looking hard enough.

>>81622214
because everyone on the left is a slut

Should I buy mom a birthday present this year or ignore it like I did every year since I was alive?

>>81622214
Rooted in religion, like most right wing ideology.

>>81622274
I just get mine some fancy chocolate or cupcakes, you don't have to think too hard about it.

>>81622258
that's your area nonny, i've applied to most of indeed. i have my degree in computer science and have been getting rejected from basic part time admin jobs, receptionist jobs and even burger king. who the fuck gets rejected from burger king.

>>81622265
not true, there is a left wing virgin somewhere, it's like saying everyone on the right is an incel.
The left is about embracing diversity, live and let live. The only thing we don't tolerate is intolerance itself.
The right is about actually hating people who don't live in the right way, and that includes you being gay

>>81622289
do you go in and talk to the general managers?

A long time ago in the distant past of 2008 and shortly after graduating HS I applied to work at burger king. They wanted me to buy a certain pair of shoes before they would even give me training, when I told mom she told me to not bother and try somewhere else. Well I never did and think mom deeply regretted doing that. I likely would have quit or be fired shortly after anyway.

>>81622316
no, with previous jobs that i've worked managers typically HATE that. online job boards like indeed are how they mostly hire in my area.

>>81622355
that's shitty. I've never had luck with online applications. I boomer handshaked my way in to practically every job I've had. it's different in the south I guess.

>>81622351
What you never applied for a job again anon?

>>81622155
Politics is way above my head TwT
It's not like I can do anything about it anyways

>>81622421

yep, it's the 35 year old neet from last night. That remains the only time I ever applied for applied for a job and closest I've been to working.

>>81622433
Ohh, well hi hru today? I'll reply later, I'm actually at work rn lol

>>81622351
when i tried getting a job they wanted me to get a tb test but when i went to the doctor nobody was there so i went to the ups next door and asked what i should do but they didnt know so i gave up and went home and played dota2 until mom got home and i told her

>>81622421
are you out of the closet to your family and friends?

Sometimes I forget how lucky I am with all the work I get. I've always found bosses desperate for workers, and who are willing to accommodate my schedule.

>>81622258
nta but they don't hire (diagnosed) autists without highschool diplomas, makes sense but yeah NEETdom it is.

>>81622687
lucky I got my GED when I dropped out

>>81621937
Seconding this what's your business you can't expect us r9gay bottoms to be capable of doing anything

>>81622214
Being puritan, trad and abstaining from sex as much as possible is a right wing thing since they are so into obsessing over religion to push their values.

imagine asking for a job. dont you have a mom, dad, sister, brother, uncle, grandmother to give you a direct line to the boss

>>81622743
your level of privilege is triggering me

>>81622687
they don't even hire autists with alevels and a degree. its so over

>>81622743
my family is too useless. I did get hired by a friend once and it was awful. we're no longer friends

>>81622627
No but my parents kinda figured it out, I don't have the most masculine build either TwT

>>81622249
>>81622282
>>81622720
so because its God's law its right wing? i guess that explains why commies are always so proud of stealing

>>81622913
No, right wing people do not follow God, not the christian God anyway. They use religion as a tool to oppress others and justify their own hatred. Nowhere in The Bible does it say to burn, kill or jail everyone you disagree with.
>what about sodom and gomorrah
https://answersingenesis.org/contradictions-in-the-bible/what-was-primary-sin-sodom-gomorrah/
You may read.

>>81622787
I'm lucky enough for my mom to have a business that involves working with animals so I help her and get tendiebux, as for health insurance I registered myself as unemployed.
For others that aren't as lucky though, I feel bad for them, but hope they find something
I can adopt one as a hubby if they're cute, fuzzy and like undertale

Some people get free jobs and housing by their parents I got mental illness and financial insecurity isn't life fair and awesome guys.

>mfw asked my twink friend about applying skincare
>he laughs at me first
>then actually tells me the steps
i both love and hate this lil guy

>>81623128
you're insanely blessed and i'm quite jealous especially because you're working with animals. what animals do you work with?
>>81623141
>I got mental illness and financial insecurity
we're in the same boat. this silly little life is retarded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U

>>81623255
Your mom can't keep her finances together necessitating you to bail her out/help her all the time? As well?

>>81623263
father but yes, i'm done helping him out. i've been looking after him since I was a child and clearly hes too retarded to learn about how the world works now.

>>81623255
I work with dogs and puppies.
The best part about it is that as you get to know them, you notice they all have their own unique lil quirks and personalities.

>>81623199
what are the steps?

>>81621966
i accumulate and distribute goods electronically. i'm also a supplier of certain cool goods to a certain large company. i honestly might be able to get an intern fo free if i posted a job listing, but its all from my apartment so it would be kind of weird to have a random person in and out. maybe i could have a "remote work intern" and just ask them to do "marketing" by posting on reddit, tumblr, etc..."social media marketing internship" sounds like a real thing right?? i think so. not a bad idea cause i dont like doing that stuff myself and i dont do nearly as much of it as i should.

>>81623128
Undertale is goated, have you played through deltarune yet?

>>81622212
you literally had a job and quit...it was like a week ago??

>>81622140
sweater is completely wrong (should be a thick turtleneck) and everything else is cheap and modern so no you wouldnt catch me like that i do things right if imma do em

especially weird cause turtlenecks are great for trapping on account of hiding the apple

>>81622409
no thats how it works everywhere. people only say not to because they dont wanna do it. online applications are literally a formality. they get too many to deal with so they only even look at it if you submit it and then go in after.

all you guys bitching about shitty jobs like burgerking not hiring you, you need to keep going in every 2 months. shit jobs have high turnover. they didnt need you 2 months ago when you last applied, but 2 months ago 3 of the cashiers hadnt quit or gotten fired for showing up high yet.

also apply near busy holidays. last time i tried near thanksgiving and they didnt even wait, i came in for the interview and they asked me if i could come in...tommorow. had years between my last job, and told them to their face "never been a cashier before, guess id try it"

>>81623557
>also apply near busy holidays
for big box stores like target as well as mall stores, they staff up for the busy back to school season so applying in june/july is good also. i quit a job at burlington coat factory last july and the guy was real mad cause busy season was coming up fast.

>>81622959
oh right the **hating**. i kind of forgot about that. this still says God condemned sodom and gomorrah because they proudly committed abomination before Him

>>81623608
Yes, but not homosexuality, and it the other verse/passage in the bible about homosexuality has also disputed by some (there's a documentary about it.) If right wingers actually cared about the accuracy of the bible or Christianity, they wouldn't condemn homosexuals, but they do, because they are not Christians, but because they are using the bible as a tool of oppression for their ideology.

>>81623555
I want to give channers the benefit of the doubt. I think it works for me because I'm tall and just look like a competent worker. people can tell these things as soon as you walk in.

>>81623644
i dont disagree with that assesment on politics though im not sure on the homosexuality bits

>>81623327
1. oily skin facewash - lather, apply, rinse
2. acne cream - lather, apply, rinse
3. peel-off charcoal mask - make sure your face is dry, apply VERY miniscule amounts, if your T-section is worse off, you can focus a lot more there
4. lip scrub - apply either before bed or the morning after

i feel like a pretty boy already

>>81622877
did they mention anything? Sometimes parents can be very willfully blind to these things

>>81623773
Thank you for this sage wisdom, my friend. I promise only to use this to suck dick.

>>81622913
>capitalizing the word god
It's the other way around actually. The right wing appropriated all the worst aspects of religion, but are completely blind to the teachings of empathy and giving money to the poor.
In that regard, leftist are more like christ than christians themselves.

>>81622913
It's not god's law, it's hebrew mythology.
Keep acting like an asinine zealot, It's a perfect example of why rightoids are bad and use religion to foment their hateful opinions.

mom thinks im going to get a gf when i finally come out of my shell and make friends

>>81623608
There's no hate like your religion's love. Your phony god did so many questionable things it should be enough to make you question your faith.
>christfag rightoid is a lonely gay incel
Justice is served at last.

>>81623773
you can also just go to the beach. sand and salt water do all these things, and make your hair incredible also. they literally sell salt spray to imitate the ocean effect on hair, tho it doesnt work quite as well cause they ocean has lots more things in it. carrageenan and such from da seaweeds and other things.

>>81623947
nta but can you at least not post the same images every fucking day you stupid crackhead

said no for the first time in a long time to my online friends wanting me to play something I'm not at at all interested in
feels kinda empty but not that bad
obviously I'm missing out on "hanging out" but at least I don't have to pretend that I'm enjoying myself

Why did r9gay have to get so political?

>>81624099
>sea salt spray
i'll add this one to my cart then, thanks anon!

>>81624153
It does help with your hair!! Do note that sea salt spray will also dry out your hair at the same time so don't overuse it ^^

>>81623482
Obvi, all chapters that are out rn.
The goat boy is my favorite character relatable-wise

>>81623483
yeah cause my manager was a retarded dyke who spoke to me like shit. no wage or money is worth being spoken to like crap and treated like shit.

>>81624163
What the hell I've never heard of this. My hair looks stupid all the time unless I've been sweating without shampooing for 3 days (best) or I use some pomade (okay). I might try this. My volumizing shampoo and conditioner don't do jack shit, my hair looks just as flaccid and pathetic afterwards as with normal shampoo.

>>81624178
nta*
based, nothing is worth sacrificing your mental well-being, if you ignore it, it'll harm your physical well-being too.

>>81624255
>>81624163
>>81624153
you can also just put salt in a bowl of water and dip your hair in it. or you could even get a spray bottle to put it in for like a dollar. dont be a fucking idiot paying five bucks for a tiny thing of salt water lmao. or go to the damn beach...

>>81624178
yeah i mean i never got a real job but you were the one complaining. you did it once so finding another cant be that hard lol.

>>81624113
If it annoys you it's one more reason to post them

>>81623947
why are you picking on a lonely wholesome boy

>>81624421
He capitalized the word "god" after playing devil's advocate for right wingers and calling sexual puritanism a divine law as if he agreed with it.
What's next? He's gonna come out as a natsoc like that other fag yesterday? Gay conservatives deserve every bit of mockery they get. This isn't their safe space, I'll see to it.

>>81624258
yeah, it's just not worth it. they were a shitty company. full of retards so hopefully where ever i go next is actually ran properly
>>81624355
>yeah i mean i never got a real job but you were the one complaining
i'm afraid i don't know who you are and i don't recall ever saying anyone's job wasn't a real job?

>>81624478
you want me to hurt just because i said God? T___T

>>81624584
youre getting me all wrong. i do a fair amount of work, but i dont have a "job" on account of all the annoyances that entails...and cause i never really tried that hard to get one, cause its annoying.

but its weird for you to be saying this and that about muh job market when you literally had one and didnt seem to have much trouble getting it...why wouldnt you be able to get another like that one lol?

>>81624595
because you believe in it, including all the homophobia that comes with it

>>81624584
is RUN properly, yobbo...

>>81624584
all unskilled labor jobs are like that, unfortunately. you're going to have to learn how to stand up for yourself

>>81624631
>you literally had one
i left because the company was run poorly, they spoke to me like shit and when i flagged it up, no amends were made and no apology for the way I was spoken to by members of staff, so I quit. I was new there also so things most likely would've got worse.
>didnt seem to have much trouble getting it
i was unemployed for months prior to that.
>why wouldnt you be able to get another like that one lol?
i've only been looking for 1 month if we're being honest, i just want to work. i like money.
>>81624644
im ESL, my first language is Retard.
>>81624669
i stood up for myself, maybe not well but there was an attempt at least.

>>81624640
thats messed up. you are wicked. shame

>>81624099
>>81624347
the beach is an 18 hour drive away for me :|

>>81624136
there is always a little politics. its not even that bad nowadays, a few years ago you could get 700 posts of it

>>81624680
did your computer science degree only go up to ms word or something?

>>81624689
Your religion is wicked. You believe in a death cult that calls you a sinful monster and tells you're going to burn forever if you marry a dude. No self respect, no dignity.

>>81624764
I live near a beach but I think its just a big freshwater lake so no luck for me.
Although maybe its salty from all the fish guts and stuff, not sure.

Stupid chinese fucks ANNOUNCE A RELEASE DATE ALREADY I'VE ALREADY SEEN PHOTOS OF THE PAINTED MODEL I K N O W YOU FUCKING HAVE IT
GIVE IT TO ME
CHRIST
Plus this pilot is hot as fuck

>>81625050
i dont think its salty enough but its still fun. probably

>>81625142
We're not allowed to swim in it, unfortunately. I just go out there so sit on the beach and relax, although it's way too fucking hot for that now.

boy butt spotted

>>81624978
>>81624978

>>81624948
no we only went up to excel sadly

The easiest way to spot an idiot is the confidence with which they speak about things they have little or no understanding of (jumping to conclusions, projecting their own experience/situation onto others without qualifying it, thinking they know you better than you know yourself but get basic details wrong, etc. etc.) All classic idiot behavior.

>>81625287
what made you think about that

Cat diary for today:
>young cat (too big to be kitten I think) sleeping on the fence near the highschool
>jumped ony lap when I sat next closeby
>fell asleep ony lap and purred
>got pats
>estimated cat time 15 minutes

>3 or 4 kittens playing in the yard of an elementary school
>think they live in a house across the street from it
>got to briefly pet one but was playing with the other one of them last night

>big black and white at being absolutely terrified of a large bug
>very funny sight
>had to usey flashlight to see why was the cat so spooked
>I thought it would be a snake or a turtle or something
>didn't get close :(

>>81624136
Because brazilianbot needs his engagement
>>81625050
It's probably salty from human piss

>>81625229
cant tell if youre serious. my friend from hs majored in cs and he showed me his like 2nd year project and it was less complicated than the final project for the intro class i took, tho thats all i took. he however got an excellent position at a food delivery app as a data scientist. are you applying for things like that? you could try applying to american companies, we like british people and they all sound really smart to us. a lot of companies are headquartered in brooklyn which is fun to live in. walmart hq is in hoboken and enormous so lots of things to apply for. h&m hq is a bit further away in nj but its a terrifying glass megahedron. american eagle hq is in my old city and right next to a wild party/barhop street, tho a bit broey. and these are just the ones ive seen with my eyeses. you can probably get a visa or whateva easily cause cs is in need or whateva.

where's the whore of Helsinki

On the surface I'm just an edgy emo teenager who never grew up but when you look deeper you'll know I'm just an edgy emo teenager who never grew up

>>81625664
what is growing up anyway? other than getting bigger and different.

>>81623773
>>81623199
an important thing to keep in mind is that your skin type is a big factor in this. there's no one size fits all routine for everyone

>>81625642
i am mostly joking anon, i suppose it comes from fear. it's something that i'm going to go all balls to the wall and begin to start applying for more 'serious' jobs. it's hard based on location because i'm rural but a lot of places do WFH now. I'm only just freshly out of university. it's an insanely scary, yet exciting time.

Someone somewhere: depression isn't real, you're just lazy
Me: Experiencing dry mouth and struggling to breathe for 2 hours because I don't have enough will power to get out of bed and drink water I so desperately need

>>81626058
struggling to breathe...?

https://youtu.be/8Nt9YPnYyjs
SHE DID NOT DISAPPOINT
Holy flip

>he doesn't wake up hyperventilating every day
normies out reeeee

>>81626411
i had to turn on my pc to watch this because youtube thinks im a bot

I will sexually harass my fbf.

>>81625664
The wonders the medium male model from genshin has done to yaoi. Probably the second most used model after the female one.

>>81626411
kino overload

Yet another night without someone to cuddle me TwT

>>81626416
explain? i dont understand how this happens

The nigga come out sometimes when it's time to fight

I might go on grindr, i really want a bf...

>>81627897
>grindr
>to find a bf
oh sweet summer child..

>>81619091
my teeth are crooked and stained with tea and nicotine

>>81626058
Take pregabalin, NOW!!!!

>>81627936
I'd like a bf from 4chan but everybody is too shy here.

>>81628131
The issue in my case usually is that everyone's too far away and I do not want to move out anywhere.

>>81628151
(when it comes to getting an r9k bf) grindr is only good for superficial sex which is like ordering chicken nuggets without the crispy breading.

>tfw no bf who moves to my city so I don't have to leave

>>81628221
Hi

where ya from!?

>>81628258
San Francisco
it's actually not very gay here, people talk about it like you contract hiv just roaming the streets

>>81628305
I live in socal

How the weather up there, do you smell shit in the air?

>>81628314
it's 67 sunny today
smog accumulates sometimes during winter

>>81628305
nta but do you experience primal levels of rage when someone refers to your city as "frisco"?

>>81628492
I think old folks get a license to say Frisco. I don't get mad over it, and it's still better than "san fran".

>>81628597
what if i say, "the city of francis." like how people call LA the city of angels yknow?

>>81628618
That's within your legal rights, but nobody will sit next to you at lunchtime you weirdo.

>>81628662
you don't like pope francis?

I thought socal was a roasting oven this time of year, how is it cooler than the midwest where I'm being fried alive?

>>81628169
It's easier to get a bf on grindr than here

what are some funny one liners to put on my grindr bio?

I'm about to mix experimental drugs with alcohol and fuckign die of some weird blood pressure issue
I want it to be known that every bottom in this gen was cute and deserved to be ducked down major hard style by a masculine chad

>>81628169
I want to cry I want a bf who has the same mental afflictions as me but those issues involve not using social media or dating apps so there's literally no way to meet him in the modern world.

>>81628884
can you like not do that?

>>81628937
>I want a bf who has the same mental afflictions as me
The bane of gincels.
A normie bf can be so fun though. You should give one a try. You don't have to date your clone to be happy together

>>81628884
*by a twink top
>>81628937
Try leaving your house

Threadly reminder to ignore bot replies. This isn't youtube, you don't have to help the algorithm.

>>81628941
It's too late I just drank a glass of MDMA
>>81628950
This IS true, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't be happy with someone who has my same awkwardness in interacting with others and lack of romantic/intimate experience.
>>81628951
I spent most of today out of my house and all that happened was I got sweaty and sad.

I would want to mix and match mental illnesses. I'm the depressive type so I need more of a manic to balance me out.

>>81628975
Mdma + alcohol won't kill but how much did you take anyway?

>>81629021
I really need to buy a scale I just have this little flathead screwdriver from the tool closet and I usually just take 3-4 scoops using that. Literally no clue how much I take on any given night. I have a problem.

>>81628975
sure but you shouldn't close your heart to anyone who doesn't share your exact mental idiosyncrasies. You can find love and happiness in the arms of a man who's so very different from you, when you least expect it.
Won't you even try? Just try. You know how hard looking for someone like you is. People like you hide. Even if you found one, they're so less likely to leave the goon cave to meet you. 2 shy introverts competing to see who's more reclusive.

>>81628951
>by a twink top
You say this yet I'm still a khhv virgin.

>>81629054
Are you taking mdma every other night? Gee bill. Mdma is such a party drug, can't imagine taking it daily.
Fill this gap with a a boyfriend my dear. Go on, use the apps.

>>81629088
No, this is only the second time I've taken it. I meant to give it a long break period because I know drugs like this ruin lives if used frequently, but I'm just also stupid. I don't deserve a bf because what functional, adult guy has time to help fix an addict's stupid brain.

>>81629132
Just because your fbf isn't a virgin on r9k doesn't mean he's functional. He won't fix you but he can be like a friend. You can find a dysfunctional but charming gay normie on the apps if you try

We're incels, in a world that don't want us no more.

>>81629159
You can quit inceldom and leave it all behind

>>81628884
I'm fucked up on a lot of oxycodone, what'd you take if you're still conscious and on here?

>>81629183
>Opioids
You're playing with fire, girl

>>81629183
This morning I took my stupd brai issues) n andf That I told #514, to have a wonderful pain.

>>81629194
Even when I was at my best other gays only wanted me for sex and nothing more.
Opioids atleast emulate being loved, so even though it's an illusion, it's the closest thing to "love" I'll ever get.

opioids are dangerous anon, I do hope you have narcan around and someone to give it you should you overdose. Don't become a statistic.

>>81629290
>Even when I was at my best other gays only wanted me for sex and nothing more
I don't doubt that a lot of guys were like that, but you can't just generalize. You didn't meet "all gays". There was some romantically inclined lonely fag over there who passed under your radar.
This mindset is peak incel grind. "all women only want chad" all over again. You fell for it, and that's bad.
Besides you are playing with hard opioids right now, a serious threat to your life. Even being used for sex would be less damaging than raping your brain with these powerful life destroying drugs.

>>81629318
Overdosing is actually way more difficult than you'd think.
I took quadruple my usual dose once because I wanted to shut off my emotions, all it did was make me nod out into space for 16 hours and throw up.

>>81629352
Until you get a batch cut with fent or other such thing. Be careful anon.

>>81629290
>other gays only wanted me for sex
Because you rejected the ugly ones who wanted to date you

>>81629397
no one wanted to date me tho, unless "how often do you masturbate" within the first 5 messages is a new pickup line for dating.

>>81629418
Someone wanted to, but you were too flabbergasted by the sex crazed "dick pick on the first message" weirdos who flooded your profile
What you don't realize is that these guys are desperate and literally message everyone all the time. If you had ignored them and tried your luck with others, you would have found the ugly boyfriend you deserve, your looksmatch.
But no, you had to be a bitter incel, and do fucking opioids instead. Great idea.

>>81629458
They feel much better than constant sexual harassment anyways.
Even if someone's decent they live too far away to be date-able IRL, it's torture.

>>81629503
Someone is decent and they're closer than you think. You just didn't give them a chance because you only tried grindr for like 5 minutes and freaked out about unsolicited dick pics. Sexual harassment? Yeah you pretend to be so soft and pure like a church girl, getting offended by these messages, but you are on fucking 4chan of all places, abusing hardcore drugs bro.
You're just being dumb and fucking yourself over. Do you realize how fucked you are because of your addiction? Being "harassed" on grindr is not worse than that, you could literally be a whore fucking the homeless and you would still be better off than being addicted to strong opioids.

mods the drugnorms and sexfreaks are talking to each other ban ban ban

>>81629582
That's a whole lot of assumptions
but whatever, let's just end it here since this argument isn't getting either of us anywhere.

>>81629590
Is any of it wrong, though? How long did you try dating apps if you couldn't even pass through the usual sexsolicitors and get to the ugly lonely and romantic boys who could be your boyfriend now?

Literally the perfect dom top bf

yellow peaches

I'd love to buy something on the steam sale but my carpal tunnel flare up means I couldn't play it. What I wouldn't give for my old body that could game for hours without problems back.

>>81629981
>Posts a bottom

>full pack of frozen garlic toast as a midnight snack

because fuck my stomach up, why not. I'm hungry.

>>81630449
based. im eating some shitty frozen breakfast burgers. dunno how, but they taste really good for being shit pre-made frozen mcdonalds style whatevers.

i wish high emotion failed normie homosexual would not infest this board
fuck you thanks

>>81630728
wow, already getting a little heated, huh? i can soothe the pain, whats your flavor of the mouth, ill post some gay shit

My phone is just gone and I had been planning for a few days to start a dopamine fast thing and so I'm worried I gave my mom my phone while I was blackout drunk last night, to hold on to.

>>81630796
nooo, she'll open grindr and steal all your fbfs

>>81630804
I mean I have a pretty decent password locking it my main issue is what the fuck did I say to her and how drunk did I sound saying it?

>>81630796
whats your number, ill call it.

>>81630728
If it makes you feel any better I will die sad and alone

>>81630821
no you won't
when you turn 18 you'll install grinder and get all the random hookups the rest of faggots do
>>81630794
I wish I was capable of being """""heated"""", you just need to just go get dommed as the rest of the faggots thanks

>>81630818
No thanks, I already have something for that, it's not working. If my mom has my phone then there's nothing I can do, and I am royally screwed.

>>81630840
well, is it an andriod or ios? you can still get into it depending on the device and what permissions youve had set up. you can literally wipe your phone if you know your apple login and id, without ever having access to your actual phone

>>81630840
NEVERMIND I FOUND IT
It was between the couch cushions lol
I don't even remember sitting on the couch last night, weird

>>81630839
I'm 25 and I've never downloaded a dating app, they're gross

>>81630931
they're not gross, you could find your fbf in there. Being single and miserable is gross

>>81630912
so then your OWN shit didnt work, and my offer, you declined. motherfucker. DEAD TO ME, MOTHERFUCKER.

what percentage was the battery at?

>>81630940
I want to meet my fbf like a human being, not shopping around for one on boyfriend amazon, matching with a dozen different guys in the hopes someone will talk to me. I want our love to be something we found together, not that algorithms churned all this out.

>>81630931
that's because you're a failed normalfaggot faggot
all you fucking normalfaggots of any sexual orientations just need to get over themselves and just b urselves and hit the gym
fuck you faggots
I wish I wanted fucking human contact like you
fuck off

>>81630943
95%
I had to access the Link to Phone app from, my laptop and force the phone to play a little chime
Sorry for not taking your offer

>>81630968
BITCH. i was gonna use some generic "callmylostphone" site, which would of probably signed you up for spam anyways, so best it didnt work out.

also, fuckin hopeless. 95%? thought you gave it to your mother, and told her stuff, in a blackout?

>>81631011
I did use one of those sites at first, it didn't work lol.
I was terrified that's what I did. For some reason I typically decide to make huge healthy life decisions or contact family members while blackout drunk.I figured that's what had happened here, since I've never really lost my phone before.

>>81628305
nice bro. i used to live there. really pretty city outside downtown. also had to run from crackheads once or twice, but that's part of the fun

>>81628305
Bro I wanted to laugh at how murderous the heat wave you must be getting is
How is it cooler in San Francisco than Cleveland, Ohio???? What's happening????

>>81631082
>zxhe doesn't know

>>81631087
Truly I do not, I guess

>>81631043
ive been there. did the silly mistake of saying "yes" when they asked if i would accept help and then like 3 days later i was on a plane to fucking california. how often do you get black out tier? you got a closet full of skeletons, as well? i do both, and live in this weird limbo of wondering if ive told them everything already or if they dont know anything.

>>81631116
I drink daily now. Its funny how I didn't even realize it until I was already in the middle of it. I see my doctor next month, and last time he told me he had some pills that just eliminate alcohol cravings, and I think I'm gonna take him up on those. I just don't want to drink anymore but I can't stop.

>>81631148
disulfiram, man...ask him for the injections. make them monthly. if you let him hand you a bottle of pills, and its up to you to self regulate...be honest with yourself. have you ever, ever, been able to self regulate when it comes to alcohol.

good morning america

>>81631191
your like 5 minutes early

>>81631199
1. it says 12:55AM
2. i just woke up

>>81631207
It's 11:59

I gooned 4 times tonight and I smell like shit. Good times.

https://youtu.be/Cdu3a2arXdw?si=DazeYVnPN4xdYRIe

>>81631207
>1. (yes it is 5 minutes early)
>2. (i just woke up 5 minutes before the morning
...you got a coffee brewing or something? i can wait a bit till the caffeine gets into your blood

>>81631234
augh. i hate that so much. i was house lead for a halfway house somewhere for druggies, and one of the dudes there was the goongod himself, i guess. guy would spend literally hours of the day jerking off, and every single time i saw him or walked past him, he was slick with sweat and smelled like a gym. like a serious fuckin problem, he would just edge like 9 hours a fuckin day unless we forced him to stop and do literally anything else.

>>81631234
my dad loves this band
>i gooned 4 times
why? doesnt your penis hurt?
>>81631235
i dont drink coffee... but i wont be hungry for an hour or two anyways. good morning fake america

>>81631234
I been crankin it for a solid 20 minutes now, just can't finish. I think this is what gooning feels like. Not terrible, honestly, but I would like to get it over with. Going to bed just giving up halfway through would be very demoralizing.

>>81631278
The police is really good. I love all 80s music. I was born in the wrong generation.

It hurts a little. Wish I had bf to massage it.

>>81631278
>my dad loves this band
GO STRAIGHT TO HELL BOY
your blood aint coca cola, its rice

do you eat breakfast, then? or you just dont use anything to wake up at all?

>>81631306
oh fuck, that lyric is from the band the clash, not the police. whoops.

I love cum so much I want to know how my fbf's tastes I want to know so bad

i took a shower and brushed my teeth :-)

>>81631370
Thank you for reminding me, I also brushed my teeth.

>>81631292
the 80s seems okay, but i like its look more than i like the music. does that mean youre going to goon again?
>>81631306
never heard this song. and nope, i dont do anything to wake up. if i needed help waking up id just hope a shower does something. i usually dont have any problems though. how about you? 3 cups of coffee?
>>81631370
same. also doing laundry before (((they))) hog the machines

>>81631508
>does that mean youre going to goon again?
Nah I'm spent.

Looking at clothes right now if you wanna take a peak.

>>81631522
mmokay. im sure the rest of the class would like to see too

>>81631508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7SvtikTkrM
youve heard it. its been used enough in the background of enough things im confident youve heard it. its a decent song.

hate coffee. hate the flavor. keep trying it once a year, never works out

>>81631542
ive only heard the bit sampled in that one song. what else was it used for? you hate the flavor entirely? or just the drink form?

>>81631284
not being able to finish is torture

>>81631580
>only heard the bit sampled in that one song
fair enough, but exactly my point. its been sampled and reused and copied so much you've heard it, somewhere, at some point. just one of those things where it doesnt matter anymore if it was even good, its notable just because.
the taste. coffee ice cream, coffee flavored candy, coffee milkshakes, coffee chocolate. coffee anything. HUGE pain in the ass because coffee is really popular, i really, really wished i liked it. ive been stuck at events before with not even water available because the ubiquity of coffee was just so...fuck.

>>81631615
yea, that sucks. im just picky with the flavors

>>81631659
i like those starbucks triple shot vanilla things. the ones with...86 grams of sugar or something. which at that point is just "i like sugar with coffee sprinkled on"

>>81631530
Ello again Anon! Sorry I took a bit was getting my references in order. Shirts and shoes I already own, jackets, pants, and accessories are ones I'm looking to buy at the moment.

Outfit 1:
Leather black jacket: A nice lambskin black jacket, for a motorcyclist kinda look. (i do not own a motorcycle.)
Green striped shirt: I like the color a lot and pattern and it feels very well made.
Indigo bootcut jeans: Bit pricey, but they're heavy and designed for motorcyclists. Maybe if my fbf owns a bike he'd let me borrow it wearing this outfit. Plus I've always loved bootcuts.
Black sneakers: Some old ones I used when I was younger, they still fit me and look cool dirty.
Outfit 2:
Canvas jacket: It feels rugged, with the shoes I think it'll give a nice contrast.
Yellow shirt: It's a nice silk yellow shirt I got a bit back. Has a subdued pattern.
Black jeans: Pretty self explantory, a little tapered would work but not dead set on it.
suede teal slip ons: I bought them a while ago for a good price, haven't worn them out much since they're a bitch to take care of but I think they serve as fancier crocs.
Outfit 3:
Leather black jacket: recycled from the first outfit.
Red shirt: Shirt I got at a thrift, bit darker than I like it. Maybe I should try some color remover on it.
Beige pants: Baggy and rugged work pants kinda look, I like them.
Cowboy boots: got these a few years ago for christmas and have worn them out.
Accessories:
Frog hat: It's a bit troonish but I think it'd attract an fbf. And I kinda like it since I've seen anime boys with it.
Autistic Psycho hat: Self explantory.
Blue neckerchief: Cool rugged accessory for my cowboy boots outfit.
Watch: It's a superclone chinese watch I'm eyeing, it won't break the bank. I know it's a bit afro american to buy fake stuff but I like the watch design itself and don't wanna prove anything to anyone with it. Just think it looks neat.

Any thoughts fellow Anons? Will I impress my fbf?

Return to the promised land

>>81631725
whats fbf, thats new to me

>>81631854
future boyfriend
>>81631851
literally me

I hope you all behaved and have been brushing your teeth daily

>>81631955
i have, i recently got out of a slump in which ive been brushing very rarely (like once a week)

i haven't brushed in maybe half a year ._.

>>81631955
I am well behaved and have pearly white teeth. Now where's my bf to be proud of me?

>tfw no dentist bf

>>81632038
perfect teeth are freaky as fuck. ive seent it, its not right

>tfw no crooked tooth brit bf

>tfw no britanon with phimosis and a small penis

braces are inconvenient and painful, don't do it unless your teeth are an awful mess

is it healthy to have a older/younger brother dynamic?
i'd like to give it a try and see how it goes

>>81632139
older bottom brother x younger top bro

Shorter top very based

Squid Game the 3rd was pretty shit. I wouldn't recommend. Ends with the reveal of the Squid Game Cinematic Universe. Like fuck off.

The funny henchman dude survived at least. I really didn't give a shit about the north korean or baby arc. I actually was kinda sad when the tranny died too.

4/10

>>81627467
you'll find someone someday

>>81632184
>not enjoying tranny deaths whenever they occur
lamo

Normal guys are supposed to goon 4 times a night and I can't even do that once every couple days or even cum.... I will never have a bf because normal guys need someone passionate about sex whyyy am i like that

>>81629589
I hate the nur9gay
>>81630728
Yeah...
>>81630812
Normalfagcoded
>>81630821
NTA but what would make me feel better is if you left. I don't care what happens next, hope you're happy if anything.

Sleep or continue being awake
I am become nocturnal

>>81630958
The realest post I seen on here. Whaaaa you don't want to talk to multiple potential bfs at the same time and treat them like toy options you consider buying whaaaaaaa you're crazy

>>81630958
>want to meet my fbf like a human being
>Spend your early 20s alone instead
Clearly your plan isn't working

total hue death

>>81631725
i like outfit 1 the most but maybe its cause im really basic. they all look good to me anyways. the frog hat could be funny but i really dont like plain text on stuff. idk im not a hat person

>>81630958
>I want our love to be something we found together, not that algorithms churned all this out.
The algorithm is just a little push. When you're together, it doesn't really matter how you two found each other. You're fixating on such a small part of a relationship, the beginning, and forgetting about what really matters, which is the actual time you spend together, not how you two met.
It's very typical of incels this black and white thinking, the idealization, dying on the hill of a juvenile romantic fantasy "I'll have it perfect of I'll have nothing"
Okay then, have nothing instead. So much better.

>>81631694
nothing wrong with that :)) i mostly like coffee flavored candies which i assume are like 15% coffee

>>81632413
I'll probably get that one first. Hats are kinda secondary always.

>>81632312
What makes you crazy is your willingness to spend your youth alone and celibate because you can't shake off your fantasy of meeting a bf by accident like a romantic comedy movie, even though you don't go out and never meet new people. It's like wanting to win the lottery without betting on any numbers.

Gamble your life away
Get it twisted

No hue what's better is looking at people like products to be obtained. Clearly working out for you. That's why you'd rather spend your time here coping than practicing what you preach lmao

>>81632312
>you don't want to talk to multiple potential bfs at the same time and treat them like toy options you consider buying
Like you autists don't do the exact same shit here with all the anonymous posters you talk through discord. You're just being stubborn like a child not wanting to give in and admit that your ideals are bullshit

Bunnymutt I resurrect thee

>>81632471
What's better is nearing 30s without any romantic experience whatsoever and being damaged by prolonged loneliness. That's the good shit

I bought a sweet sword when I went to a con with bf and fren recently
I'll behead the stupid sudaca bot

>>81632433
People have different priorities, just became no one wants to approach you macaque self doesn't mean they are just like you, scooping for a profile pious enough to give you a chance, which clearly is not something that worked out for you so far.

>what's better is wasting your life coping about your failures and trying to convince others to follow you so you feel less bad
Ok

>>81632471
>looking at people like products to be obtained
You don't have to treat dating like that, it's up to you. You have agency to be as human as you want over the apps, or anywhere else.
Your alternative is crying about loneliness here. Yeah that's so much better

>>81632491
>bf
Is he a shota?

>>81632503
people here don't need any convincing to waste their lives with failure, they're already doing that like prodigies

>>81632491
>with bf
Fucking humblebragging bitch

>>81632514
He's short like one but so am I

>>81632500
Your priorities are really twisted if you are an adult virgin who makes a habit of crying about loneliness here while doing nothing to change it.
It's like your priority is self pity.

>>81632541
How short are you again?

What transformer should I get next?

>>81632560
5'7''
>>81632548
Priority is we smokin symbiotes

https://youtu.be/aTKKsrEiz_Y
One of these two is much more likable than the other despite both looking good. I wonder what makes the difference. Hue would fuck the bald one in the middle for anyone wondering

>>81632587
Holy shit are you actually the legendary muttrabbit? Why did you leave and why are you back?

>>81632588
MMA/boxing is so gay jeez

>>81632580
You should get a bf instead of playing with toys. Seriously delete your mecha folder, the anime folders, throw the toys away (you can keep the ones from your childhood for memories, but lock them in a closet somewhere so you can look at them when you're old).
Then go to the apps and do what you gotta do until you have a bf

>>81632548
>adult virgin
Thank you pedophile, I knew that Brazil was rough and rapy for kids but you just proved it.
While I do love self-pity sometimes, I work on one day having a bf, ideally meeting him in person somewhere instead of being a Grokbot that scans hundreds for a right sweep or a reply.
Don't you have a bf btw retard? Where is he now, left you after couple nights? Is this why you spend 18 hours a day here, coping in your lonely appartment and trying to get a bit of attention? Isn't he supporting you? I know loving you will take a strain but you gotta stop projecting and daydreaming if you really want to meet anyone through the apps :)

Bunnymutt pee on my floofy hair pls.

>>81632491
Post sword now

>>81632598
Idk 4chan sucks ass but it's addicting
Insomnia and boredom

>>81632588
i can see them hooking up with each other and fucking each other and kissing tenderly after that interview

>>81632588
hey at least you like masculine man and not just underage looking boys.
You should still do something with your monastic sexlife

>>81632628
Meow died so you can live

>>81632284
maybe they will go away after summer break

>>81632628
how long did it take you to find a bf after leaving?

>tfw no asian shota bf

I've accepted that. I have accepted that my life will be lonely, that I will never have a bf or gf, that I will be lonely forever. And I'm at peace with that, since only the narcissists feel entitled to a relationship or happy life. My acceptance is my struggle that I will carry for life, and repent. My purpose is to make life easier for myself and if I do a good honest job at living life graciously, the Higher Powers whomever they may be, will reward me in the next cycle and bear the fruit of my labor and bring me good life and loving environment since my early days. Praise the God.

>>81632607
>you called me an adult virgin that means you're a pedo
Lol wut. Now that's a reach if I've seen one.
No, you see, while you are in a thread filled with ephebophiles who are exclusively attracted to teenagers, I'm one of the only ones who actually likes adult men

Kenneth Storyanon Dixon come out of hiding and show us the way

>>81632622
It can chop a niggers head clean off which is good because now I venture into the city sometimes
>>81632655
I sliced him in half
>>81632673
2 weeks

>>81632680
You could have a bf if you weren't such a stuck up stubborn and prude incel and actually tried real life dating for once in your life

I will save this place.

>>81632691
Awesome sword. Kill the bot now!
Are you here to stay?

>>81632607
>While I do love self-pity sometimes
Sometimes? More like everyday for years, be honest.
>I work on one day having a bf
At this pace, you'll be 50 then. You're not actually working on it in any way, all you do is shitposting and self pity.
>Ideally
Life is so so so fucking far away from the ideal. That's a lesson many incels have never learned

Funny how bunnymutt showed up right after meow left us. Coincidence? I think not

In the end it was jus too fucking good to regret

>>81632703
Thanks holmes
Forever and ever
I missed you all dearly

>>81632745
I actually missed you as you were one of few based posters and a true r9gay historian

>>81632699
No, I won't. There is nothing to save or try for me and no man will ever love me, digital or real. I refuse to try because trying hundreth time for the same outcome is madness. I thrive, live, grow and evolve alone, on my own, and I like it that way. I don't want to feel worried about them not loving me enough, not being good enough, not meeting their criteria or them stopping loving me after a while. The Earth is to be inherited for it's most presentable and honest and loveable children and this reincarnation didn't teach me a lesson since my younger years, so I have to push through it on my own until I meet my end and hopefully remember the previous experience and taking notes from it. May my next cycle be efficient and bring me more love since childhood than I got this time, so my atonement for this one and previous cycle be worthy enough for fruitful life and supporting husband. Bless you.

And I'm glad that they brought back Bunnymutt, now they just gotta bring back Pissanon
And I got a freak in me, and I'm gonna keep winning
And they act like they don't need us, only broke niggas use Grindr
No, I don't live a regular life, my niggas they third like reich

Pissanon is just chadbot he ain't nothing but a troll

I can't tell if I want to kill my opps or fuck em

I'm gonna jerk off to robots and then sleep for 12 hours. I deserve a bf btw.

>>81632788
Delete your mecha folder or you will never find a bf

>>81632776
>no man will ever love me
Maybe that's just your defeatism and low self esteem speaking? Your religious inclinations definitely don't help

>>81632788
Expand your mecha folder or you will never find a bf

>>81632776
>trying hundreth time for the same outcome is madness
Did you really try that many times, though? It's hard to believe

>>81632860
The mecha folder is just one of the many things that stops him from trying dating.
It distracts him greatly

I actually like the idea of seasonal/semi-seasonal posters and thread personalities, it brings more versatility
Look, meow is gone and will be re-cast next season, both chadbots been gone for some time and hopefully will return AFTER some time off, hopefully hue will be busy until December, steely needs some rest, brad could find a better hobby, story may find something worth spending time, and johan has returned here again, perhaps apostle will visit too
WE NEED SEASONAL FLEXIBLE R9GAY CASTS

Story ain't died yet huh

do you think we'll get to see story's homeless saga in a few years when he runs out of money?

bring back the canadian he deleted his account a couple days before i had the free time to play terraria with him

meow will be back, it's only been a day

>>81632936
No he is still pathetic and loving when he gets made fun of for it. Major thread happening was when hue made up a very obvious fake gym story he tried to pass of as anon posting even adding "I wish I had a gym bf to help me fight homophobia at the gym". He of course got immediately spotted and exposed for lying.
>>81632966
The simp?

>>81632880
what are some other folders to avoid?

>>81633031
yea the simp one

>>81633031
That wasn't fake, tho. That really did happen. Did I tell you I overheard the same boomer cracking another one the other day? He said "my ass is exit only" when jesting with his gym buddy
You really have never been around straight men before have you

my ass is entrance only

>>81633057
Straight guys are the biggest homo faggots on the planet thoughbeit
I heard they broom rape other guys for a laugh

>>81633033
All of the homoerotic ones. You know you fill the bf gap with cartoon gay romance and that's the problem

>>81632855
I'm not defeated. God is just and gave me what I am dealing with deservingly. I hold my head high and feel no shame in my opinions. Maybe he will grant me a boon of someone understanding and loving, but I'm used to being on my own.
>>81632871
No yet I had many attempts and so far there is no a kindred soul greeting me every morning with tender eyes. I am wrong and I know that until I fix it, no man or woman will like me, I'm only aching since I have no idea what to fix, it feels like an endless conveyor of things I have to work on, despite many people finding happiness while being far from ideal too. I my prayers I had no answer too, which saddens me greatly and is the cause of my inclinations.

>>81633054
Did you have him on discord? He got doxxed ad made fun of lol
>>81633072
The broom story is legendary

>>81633072
They can be very "homoerotic" but in a "bromantic" on the low way. They only engage with homosex when jesting. The moment it crosses this threshold and becomes real erotic, they bail out.

>>81633075
phew. i dont have any folders like that

You never been in the can before have ya boy

>>81633085
>'m not defeated
You sounded pretty defeated in your previous posts. god ain't gonna give you shit, you gotta fight for it. You gotta try real life dating like you never did before

>>81633103
Looks like hue on Grindr

God answered my prayers for a bf but he only listens to white people not macaco slime

>>81633088
Funny how you believe the broom story without a doubt, but you don't believe I overheard the lamest boomest homophobic joke ever (where's your bf?) at the gym.
It's clear your disbelief is just your refusal to admit that homophobia is really out there. It also shows you have no real life straight friends

>>81633120
but I'm white though, haven't you seen my pretty pecker? I have blue eyes and everything

I gooned 7 times today.

>>81632922
Fuck you mean a better hobby?

>>81633088
i had him on discord yeah. i kind of remember something like that happening, but i figured he was the one making those posts. /r9gay/ anons are really bad at anonymity

Heroes of mount dragon is pretty epic beat em up. You use wasd to move but arrow keys to attack. It's pretty strange but when you get used to it it's fun.

>>81633163
This is an example of a folder that needs deleting.
You're not gonna look for real life boys when you keep fancying the cartoon ones

>>81633146
>but I'm white though
no
>haven't you seen my pretty pecker?
no
> I have blue eyes and everything
no

>>81633085
>yet I had many attempts
What attempts? Anonymous posters you added on discord? That's not an attempt.
How many in real life dates have you been to? 0? That's what I thought

>>81633196
I showed my blue eyes here once, though. And my 7 incher several times, where you can see my fair white complexion, I'm nearly Hitler's spawn

Real life boys gamble excessively

When the crazy LATAM tranny starts giving few replies per one post, you know it's bad at Grok 3 Beta chat logs and the final thought could not have been summarized properly

>>81633217
This is the most dangerous type of picture, the highest example of a folder that needs to be purged.
You are not going to look for a bf if you keep looking at these pictures

how big is everyones image folder anyways? i want to compare

>>81633238
My bf sent me this pic thoughever
He loves this ship

Assuming we can trust the goblin this is where the final stand will take place

>>81633260
You don't have one, sweetie. See, this delusions are fueled by your anime folders.

>>81633268
Another prime example of a picture that greatly diminishes your chances of finding a bf.
It perverts your standards

>>81633270
They needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off
They will not find me

>>81633214
>I showed my blue eyes here once
no
> though. And my 7 incher
no
>several times
no
>, where you can see my fair white complexion
>no
>, I'm nearly Hitler's spawn
you are spawn that should have never escaped ovens

>>81616382 (OP)
Alright let me propose those if a guy claims to be gay but has never been fucked or fucked a guy, is he telling the truth?

>>81633228
Yeah I don't think anyone should be giving him attention he so desperately needs. Let's talk about the weather instead.

>>81633407
No he should fuck a woman and cum deep in her uterus and prove how gay he is

>>81633407
Is a guy claims to be straight but gets no pussy, is he telling the truth?

Good morning you big fat fanny fluffers. I'm really ssore from my bbig muscles today. I love working out. Gonna eat some shredded wheat for breakfast and walk the dog before work. Today is Friday so I'm going to smoke weed and go to a high school girl party after. I'm 35, the girl is my niece. What are your plans for today?

>>81633413
My area is being DP'd by a heatwave and on-off thunderstorms
I pray for the anons with no AC

>>81633407
i dont know im not a gay

>>81633440
>35
>highchool aged niece
wtf

There was a not very well made frieren keychain at the bookstore for only 3e and I kinda regret not buying it

make the new thread go go go

>>81633724
We still have time before we get to page 10. Calm down. Everything will be ok. Keep posting.

r9gay if he reall

>>81633531
I was 18 when she was born, my sister was 22, she's almost 40 now. Her youngest is starting kindergarten soon.

>>81633777
So true chat so true

I want to make a long blogpost can i do it here or in new

>>81633777
I will fucking HATE MY BOYFRIEND FOR LOVING ME AUGHHHH!!! THAT STUPID DUMBASS KNOW I NEED TO DIE AND HE TELL THAT IT I NEED TO STOP SAYING THAT AND LET HIM LOVE ME????? HE'S SO STUPID

>>81633783
Hue is right about something, you're too much of an old boot now but still save cartoon images. What went wrong?

>>81633835
do it in new nonny.

What's even the average age of people on this site

>>81633896
4chan has always attracted the younger crowd I would 18-26 with a few old relics like me who've stuck around.

>>81633905
Ohh okay, I just got on this site like a week ago :p

>>81633866
4chan is an anime imageboard, posting anime images is site culture. It has nothing to do with age. I could post something else, but that wouldn't be appropriate for the gay anime boy posting thread.

>>81633440
>go to a high school girl party after
>I'm 35
please don't go down the bipedo road

>>81631380
>>81631613
Anon destroyed by JBP

>>81633440
you can shred my wheat any time big guy

>>81633896
Too young. I wish it had more people in late 20s and early-mid 30s. I have zoomer fatigue.

Bunnymutt or someone else make the thread now

tfw 30yo zoomer

>>81629208
Ideal male body holy flip

>>81634181
New thread please relocate

>>81634168
fingernails are suboptimal. hes trash...