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sems !kltjFCOGEI No.81617050 [Report] >>81617067 >>81617222 >>81617313 >>81617474 >>81617539 >>81617589 >>81617747 >>81617751 >>81617839 >>81617903 >>81618202
talk to the obese ugly retarded NEET girl
what would you do if you discovered an ugly bastard girl living in your basement?
Anonymous No.81617067 [Report]
>>81617050 (OP)
what does an orderly day of eating look like for you?
Anonymous No.81617072 [Report] >>81617101 >>81617242
mfw I see a sems post since she is cute
Anonymous No.81617074 [Report] >>81617242
What basement? I live in a shitty apartment, I would ask you to get a job
Anonymous No.81617085 [Report] >>81617242
call the cops, have her removed and charged with crimes. Sue for damages, exhaust every legal avenue for retribution. Tell people she was coming onto me so she gets listed in the sex offender registry.
Anonymous No.81617101 [Report] >>81617239
>>81617072
This dude created the greatest film representation of what its like to be an autistic guy
Anonymous No.81617222 [Report] >>81617242
>>81617050 (OP)
what's the biggest cock you would accept taking?
Anonymous No.81617239 [Report]
>>81617101
For me, it's Punch-Drunk Love by Paul Thomas Anderson.
sems !kltjFCOGEI No.81617242 [Report] >>81617261 >>81617269
>>81617074
u would allow me to stay with a job?
>>81617085
i befriend many a jew , sue u back and use squatters rights to own a section of ur home
cheggmate
>>81617222
i scooped out my vagina with a watermelon scoopa i aLOLogize.
>>81617072
picrel
Anonymous No.81617261 [Report] >>81617282
>>81617242
>i scooped out my vagina with a watermelon scoopa
wtf are you talking about? you mean the handle or the actual scoop? this doesn't answer my question and just leaves me with more o_O
Anonymous No.81617269 [Report] >>81617281 >>81617282
>>81617242
I will descend the mountain with the lost stone tablet engraved with the 11th commandment: thou shalt not dwell in a basement not your own. And lo, Israel and all its scattered tribes will unite against you for disobeying their God.
Anonymous No.81617281 [Report]
>>81617269
basically, you can expect to be treated like Iran.
sems !kltjFCOGEI No.81617282 [Report]
>>81617269
the law is jewish and thus i rape your carved rock.
I FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE
LAW WON
>>81617261
scoopa''
: D
Anonymous No.81617313 [Report] >>81617425 >>81617527
>>81617050 (OP)
I don't have a basement, do people in new england have basements? we don't have them in CA.
Anonymous No.81617425 [Report] >>81617527
>>81617313
Yes it's a very new england thing. I see a lot of basements, and mine has lots of led strip lights, and few spider webs because I clear them out periodically.
Anonymous No.81617474 [Report] >>81617527
>>81617050 (OP)
I'd let her stay, cook her some food
sems !kltjFCOGEI No.81617527 [Report] >>81617638 >>81617933
>>81617313
yeah. why dont u have basements?
>>81617425
is it?????
>>81617474
what food?
S. No.81617539 [Report] >>81617622
>>81617050 (OP)
i live too close to the sea to have a basement. so, presumably i'd just find your bones in the backyard. i'd sell them/you off.
Anonymous No.81617582 [Report] >>81617622
make her play video games with me
Anonymous No.81617589 [Report] >>81617622
>>81617050 (OP)
I would extort her for sexual favors
sems !kltjFCOGEI No.81617622 [Report] >>81617743
>>81617539
joever
>>81617582
what games?
>>81617589
how would u extort me thoughever
Anonymous No.81617638 [Report]
>>81617527
They don't have basements in the west typically, they don't have them as commonly in the south, especially along the hurricane corridor. They're more common in tornado country, but they're very common in New England. Yes, I keep mine looking nice, which is why sems isn't allowed in there. I use it, she'd be in the way and stink it up.
Anonymous No.81617722 [Report]
what games are you playing at the moment sems?
Anonymous No.81617731 [Report]
No basement but I'd probably call the cops because jews have no power in this country.
Anonymous No.81617743 [Report]
>>81617622
>how would u extort me thoughever
I would tell you that you owe me for living in my house and probably leeching off my power and internet. Since you don't have a job and are too lazy to do useful chores, the only use I'd have for you is sexual release. I'd avoid specific negotiations and just start jerking off while fondling you over your clothes, shushing you if you started to speak, and reminding you that you could be out on the street. And after I came on the floor of your basement, I'd go back upstairs. And the next day, or the day after, I'd come back, and I'd do something slightly more vulgar, like pushing you onto your bed and standing over you as I work myself, until I shoot a load and leave you to your life once more. I'd keep escalating things, indulging in exploration of your body and sexuality, to the point where I know you'd never want to leave because you enjoy being my free-use sex toy too much to consider any other life.
Anonymous No.81617747 [Report] >>81617775
>>81617050 (OP)
I'm going to say what I said last thread, I'd cum on your pretty face cause it's the only part of your body that isn't ruined yet. I'd love to do the honors.
Anonymous No.81617751 [Report] >>81617775
>>81617050 (OP)
https://voca.ro/1ejBS6rWB3aw
sems !kltjFCOGEI No.81617775 [Report] >>81617782 >>81617791 >>81617856
>>81617751
i am raper still. i just usually autofill the title

>>81617747
>I'd avoid specific negotiations and just start jerking off while fondling you over your clothes,
ok well that doesnt mesh with this. id just molest an rape you back and traumatize you with the scent
Anonymous No.81617782 [Report] >>81617788
>>81617775
>that doesnt mesh with this.
Almost like there's more than one person posting
sems !kltjFCOGEI No.81617788 [Report]
>>81617782
i meant with the rest of ur post being slow and progressive lawl
Anonymous No.81617791 [Report]
>>81617775
>traumatize you with the scent
Try me
Anonymous No.81617815 [Report]
If two people are trying to rape each other simultaneously, are they both committing a crime or are neither committing a crime?
Anonymous No.81617839 [Report] >>81617874
>>81617050 (OP)
What would you do if you found yourself living in an ugly bastard guy's basement?
Anonymous No.81617856 [Report] >>81617874 >>81617900
>>81617775
I'm not the same anon fyi. I'd make you take a shower before tbf
sems !kltjFCOGEI No.81617874 [Report] >>81617898
>>81617839
>found myself
wdym?
like i just went into the basement myself and found out later or i got kidnapped
>>81617856
kek
Anonymous No.81617898 [Report] >>81617905
>>81617874
>like i just went into the basement myself and found out later or i got kidnapped
You don't remember, you're just there with all your stuff.
Anonymous No.81617900 [Report] >>81618165
>>81617856
>I'd make you take a shower before
47 No.81617903 [Report] >>81617905
>>81617050 (OP)
feed you a carrot stick
sems !kltjFCOGEI No.81617905 [Report] >>81617921
>>81617898
go on my computer and browse 4chan
>>81617903
i like carrots
Anonymous No.81617921 [Report] >>81617925
>>81617905
>go on my computer and browse 4chan
Good choice. You'd see a thread where a robot is asking for advice about what to do with an ugly bastard girl that just showed up out of nowhere in his basement. Would you reply?
sems !kltjFCOGEI No.81617925 [Report] >>81617945
>>81617921
no but id lurk and refresh a lot
Anonymous No.81617933 [Report] >>81618082
>>81617527
>what food

honestly probably leftovers first to clean out my fridge
Anonymous No.81617945 [Report] >>81618082
>>81617925
The anons are split between kicking her out and raping her
sems !kltjFCOGEI No.81618082 [Report] >>81618100
>>81617933
naiuse
>>81617945
what does he say to this
Anonymous No.81618100 [Report] >>81618137
>>81618082
>what does he say to this
He's asking for step by step instructions on how to rape a woman. This one's hopeless.
sems !kltjFCOGEI No.81618137 [Report] >>81618158 >>81618167
>>81618100
LUL. its joever. we forever stay in our rooms browsing 4chan i guess
Anonymous No.81618158 [Report] >>81618167
>>81618137
It looks like some hero anon has actually written up step by step rape instructions and OP is thanking them and getting ready.
Anonymous No.81618165 [Report]
>>81617900
Who cares, I just want to cum on her face and then thwap it with my cock.
Anonymous No.81618167 [Report]
>>81618137
>>81618158
He just posted that he's going to the store to get the bowl of eggs, now's your chance to escape
Anonymous No.81618202 [Report] >>81618223
>>81617050 (OP)
>seal the exits
>flood the basement to a depth of about 3 inches
>keep fluorescent lights always on
>keep speakers set to always play PENIS MUSIC at just over talking volume
>block internet access to basement by keeping modem and router upstairs and running a cable to my computer, disabling wifi
>do not interact with her except to bring down her daily ration of 2 WHOLE HAMS
Anonymous No.81618223 [Report]
>>81618202
Based whale trainer