what would you do if you discovered an ugly bastard girl living in your basement?

>>81617050 (OP)
what does an orderly day of eating look like for you?

mfw I see a sems post since she is cute

What basement? I live in a shitty apartment, I would ask you to get a job

call the cops, have her removed and charged with crimes. Sue for damages, exhaust every legal avenue for retribution. Tell people she was coming onto me so she gets listed in the sex offender registry.

>>81617072
This dude created the greatest film representation of what its like to be an autistic guy

>>81617050 (OP)
what's the biggest cock you would accept taking?

>>81617101
For me, it's Punch-Drunk Love by Paul Thomas Anderson.

>>81617074
u would allow me to stay with a job?
>>81617085
i befriend many a jew , sue u back and use squatters rights to own a section of ur home
cheggmate
>>81617222
i scooped out my vagina with a watermelon scoopa i aLOLogize.
>>81617072
picrel

>>81617242
>i scooped out my vagina with a watermelon scoopa
wtf are you talking about? you mean the handle or the actual scoop? this doesn't answer my question and just leaves me with more o_O

>>81617242
I will descend the mountain with the lost stone tablet engraved with the 11th commandment: thou shalt not dwell in a basement not your own. And lo, Israel and all its scattered tribes will unite against you for disobeying their God.

>>81617269
basically, you can expect to be treated like Iran.

>>81617269
the law is jewish and thus i rape your carved rock.
I FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE
LAW WON
>>81617261
scoopa''
: D

>>81617050 (OP)
I don't have a basement, do people in new england have basements? we don't have them in CA.

>>81617313
Yes it's a very new england thing. I see a lot of basements, and mine has lots of led strip lights, and few spider webs because I clear them out periodically.

>>81617050 (OP)
I'd let her stay, cook her some food

>>81617313
yeah. why dont u have basements?
>>81617425
is it?????
>>81617474
what food?

>>81617050 (OP)
i live too close to the sea to have a basement. so, presumably i'd just find your bones in the backyard. i'd sell them/you off.

make her play video games with me

>>81617050 (OP)
I would extort her for sexual favors

>>81617539
joever
>>81617582
what games?
>>81617589
how would u extort me thoughever

>>81617527
They don't have basements in the west typically, they don't have them as commonly in the south, especially along the hurricane corridor. They're more common in tornado country, but they're very common in New England. Yes, I keep mine looking nice, which is why sems isn't allowed in there. I use it, she'd be in the way and stink it up.

what games are you playing at the moment sems?

No basement but I'd probably call the cops because jews have no power in this country.

>>81617622
>how would u extort me thoughever
I would tell you that you owe me for living in my house and probably leeching off my power and internet. Since you don't have a job and are too lazy to do useful chores, the only use I'd have for you is sexual release. I'd avoid specific negotiations and just start jerking off while fondling you over your clothes, shushing you if you started to speak, and reminding you that you could be out on the street. And after I came on the floor of your basement, I'd go back upstairs. And the next day, or the day after, I'd come back, and I'd do something slightly more vulgar, like pushing you onto your bed and standing over you as I work myself, until I shoot a load and leave you to your life once more. I'd keep escalating things, indulging in exploration of your body and sexuality, to the point where I know you'd never want to leave because you enjoy being my free-use sex toy too much to consider any other life.

>>81617050 (OP)
I'm going to say what I said last thread, I'd cum on your pretty face cause it's the only part of your body that isn't ruined yet. I'd love to do the honors.

>>81617050 (OP)
https://voca.ro/1ejBS6rWB3aw

>>81617751
i am raper still. i just usually autofill the title

>>81617747
>I'd avoid specific negotiations and just start jerking off while fondling you over your clothes,
ok well that doesnt mesh with this. id just molest an rape you back and traumatize you with the scent

>>81617775
>that doesnt mesh with this.
Almost like there's more than one person posting

>>81617782
i meant with the rest of ur post being slow and progressive lawl

>>81617775
>traumatize you with the scent
Try me

If two people are trying to rape each other simultaneously, are they both committing a crime or are neither committing a crime?

>>81617050 (OP)
What would you do if you found yourself living in an ugly bastard guy's basement?

>>81617775
I'm not the same anon fyi. I'd make you take a shower before tbf

>>81617839
>found myself
wdym?
like i just went into the basement myself and found out later or i got kidnapped
>>81617856
kek

>>81617874
>like i just went into the basement myself and found out later or i got kidnapped
You don't remember, you're just there with all your stuff.

>>81617856
>I'd make you take a shower before

>>81617050 (OP)
feed you a carrot stick

>>81617898
go on my computer and browse 4chan
>>81617903
i like carrots

>>81617905
>go on my computer and browse 4chan
Good choice. You'd see a thread where a robot is asking for advice about what to do with an ugly bastard girl that just showed up out of nowhere in his basement. Would you reply?

>>81617921
no but id lurk and refresh a lot

>>81617527
>what food

honestly probably leftovers first to clean out my fridge

>>81617925
The anons are split between kicking her out and raping her

>>81617933
naiuse
>>81617945
what does he say to this

>>81618082
>what does he say to this
He's asking for step by step instructions on how to rape a woman. This one's hopeless.

>>81618100
LUL. its joever. we forever stay in our rooms browsing 4chan i guess

>>81618137
It looks like some hero anon has actually written up step by step rape instructions and OP is thanking them and getting ready.

>>81617900
Who cares, I just want to cum on her face and then thwap it with my cock.

>>81618137
>>81618158
He just posted that he's going to the store to get the bowl of eggs, now's your chance to escape

>>81617050 (OP)
>seal the exits
>flood the basement to a depth of about 3 inches
>keep fluorescent lights always on
>keep speakers set to always play PENIS MUSIC at just over talking volume
>block internet access to basement by keeping modem and router upstairs and running a cable to my computer, disabling wifi
>do not interact with her except to bring down her daily ration of 2 WHOLE HAMS

>>81618202
Based whale trainer