Thread 81632205

this student of the way of fish woke up way too late

i looked up sum stuff. the best state approved path would be
do the realschulabschluss test(one can just take it but its a bureaucratic pain) -> do the 5k europoor coins abitur fernschule (the realschulabschluss makes it 5k cheaper, it would be 10k otherwise). it would take 3-4 years. its not worth it (mostly because of the 5k europoor coins. paying off that debt would probs take another 2-3 years)

something crazy is i looked up the realschulabschluss test skill level. when i told psychologists those tests are probs easy they treated me like i was schizo so i assumed stuff would be on the level of "prove that there are infinite prime numbers" but its on the level of "add 10 and 0.5" and the hardest question on the example test was le "zis quadratic equation is the trajectory of a ball, find ze max height". its so easy id pass with full points when drunk X high. maybe i should get this degree to remove the sword of damocles above my head. it wouldnt require any preparation anyway, stuff would just be a bureaucratic pain. being a degreeless system reject is kind of cooler though so maybe i wont bother

the actual no tricks state approved path where the state pays you to learn would take 4 years just to get to "add 10 and 0.5". an american crackhead would quit crack X be on the way of graduating with a stem degree in that time. this is probs one of the reasons why germany became irrelevant

i think i wont bother. probs would decrease the odds of me getting asylum from the chinese X this fish will not kneel to the system until baka gets pampered and spoiled by it

the sword of damocles can stay

also this fish has completed ze white boy summer set. baka found sum khaki shorts which will either look really bussin or really gay. baka made a clothes set for the first time in his life

all that trouble just to get the ged equivalent... it would be understandable if the MIT does le "you need to take this 3 years course before we let you in" but in germany there is no MIT equivalent. the years of humiliation will just allow one to study at some university that is number 1 at researching incest. its so not worth it for this fish if baka doesnt get it for free (meaning no debt X no years of humiliations)

ritsu blocked me

eating the air fryer bread...
>>81632512
gib japanese salaryman girlfriend

the air fryer bread is in the tummy... the tea time today will be late

I am out of fooderoooo... doing the humiliation ritual on Friday suggs because there are more bakas at ze store compared to other days for su6m reason

>>81632265
>"zis quadratic equation is the trajectory of a ball, find ze max height"
This intellectually disabled boy unironically wouldn't know the answer

>>81632350
Baka became friends with ze sword...

>>81632465
>university that is number 1 at researching incest
True, that's pretty useless compared to being number 1 at researching BBC

>>81632512
ritsu the femboy from norgay?

kind of a pain that i will get the clothes tomorrow. they sent it with sum weird mail bakas so idk where theyd put in if i miss it so i cant miss it
>>81633125
baka needs to go to walmart...
>This intellectually disabled boy unironically wouldn't know the answer
its tricky if one doesnt know, but its so standard it would be impossible to miss this kind of problem. they want one to notice that there is only 1 solution for the max height and then choose a height which would make ze discriminant 0. though one can "cheat" by just using derivatives
>number 1 at researching BBC
thats probs swedish universities

>>81632205 (OP)
I Sometimes Wish i could also be fine with rotmaxxing Like you and be a system reject, or in my Case i could even be a stay at Home gf If i wanted to
But my mind cant handle doing nothing and i get bored and lonley very easily yet i hated every Job i ever Had

>>81633236
this fish isnt rot maxxing. this fish spends his days honing his astral katana

Also i dont wanna let the state Ladies (burrecrats) win
They would le complain that im in that Situation while they literally earn Money of my suffering
Thats Life of a system reject

>>81633262
That is rotmaxxing Said trough the flower though
One cant find divine things while only being in a small room, you only get Astral parasites with that

>>81633263
baka is talking like an old man...
>>81633276
baka doesnt *know*...

>>81633140
ritsu the giga autist from litroonania

maybe buying the persona 4 later to have sumthing chinese to read...

>>81633316
I am a old bitter man trapped in a teen Body
What do you know that i dont know, enlight me

>>81633523
Buy oblivion remastered

>>81633563
this anime girl trapped in the body of an old man *needs* to grab your butt
>>81633574
oblivion wouldnt gib chinese stuff to read

>>81633626
You are a stinky neet bozo
>>oblivion wouldnt gib chinese stuff to read
I have a coworker who is Chinese 21 and single but she only Likes athelitic Guys with a social Life
If you would marry her u would get Chinese citizenship

>>81633647
baka doesnt want to be groped by sum old smelly hobo looking virgin neet...
>I have a coworker who is Chinese 21 and single but she only Likes athelitic Guys with a social Life
she is probs too westernized for this fish

maybe this fish should do a 10 years of neeting celebration in a few years...

2 days ago i dreamed about touching sum female. stuff was very bussin. pls gib more of those dreams, baka brain

the warrior monk training has been completed X the pizza is in the oven. stuff is a bit of a struggle at 27c indoor temps but its doable

>>81633664
Sorry im blue collar chad only

And Ur right she was raised in Western country
>>81633787
Bigu could lose His v Card very easily If He bought a hookah
But since you have Not already done so you prob dont want Ur First time to be with a Professional
But If you dont want hookah you will have to Put in a Bit of effort to get a Girl but since you havent been activley seeking anyone Out i suppose its too Troublesome
Bozo wants pussy to Just come to Him without Putting in any effort because He has endured much and now wants reward for it

>>81633931
>And Ur right she was raised in Western country
most east asian girls i have come across in germany are still cute and not too westernized (even though they were raised in the west) but one that grew up in china would be best
>a hookah
one will never forget losing ones virginity and giving that to sum hooker would be so pathetic X le lifelong embarrassment.
>i suppose its too Troublesome
i think the easy mode path would be to just flexx my pp in german internet circles until sum girl gets curious but even that is kind of too much of a pain
>Bozo wants pussy to Just come to Him
yes

i think if id gib my virginity to a hooker it would affect my entire life in a bad way but if i lose it without paying it would affect my entire life in a good way

>>81633972
Pussy will Not fly to u
U will die a virgin lole
Best course of Action would be to DM high school Girls on Snapchat or Instagram
I suggest buying a onahole

>>81634010
Its literally Not that deep when you do it with a Girl you dont Love anyway
A Bit of pleasure wont Turn your Life around for the better

>>81634032
>Pussy will Not fly to u
maybe it will if i wait long enough...
>I suggest buying a onahole
my pp would just break them. stuff would be a waste of monies
>>81634056
a girls consenting to it for money vs a girl consenting to it for free makes a huge difference

the dishes are clean... smol break then black tea time

Gib rich Chinese netorase girlfriend

Maybe going to smol clubs that are packed with people in the adventure arc 2. Girls in those rub their bodies against one

>>81633180
>walmart
Wrong againe

>discriminant
>derivatives
Baka thinks I know what this arcane magic terminology means...

>>81633738
Damn, I just realized my 10 year anniversary was a month ago...

>>81635020
Only If you can Mask that U are a bozo
U need to Dress Like talahon
This Girl Here Just picked Up her rifle from the gun Store (3 day cooldown phase over)

>>81635209
Baka went to target...
>>81635210
When I went to those clubs in the first adventure arc girls did gib body rubbing
>This Girl Here Just picked Up her rifle from the gun Store (3 day cooldown phase over)
Baka has a gun... ze breaking into bakas Haus to do the rape roleplay plan needs to be abandoned...

the tea time is over... buying the persona 4...

steam did sum error but i lost the buckerooos

snaccing the caramel ice cream...

this fish needs a balanced life
>balanced consooming
>balanced edging
>balanced thinking
its the next step for this fish

Ze appointment with Sugandha has been scheduled...

>>81635289
Baka doesn't know what stores I go to... baka needs to improve his glowie spying skills

>>81635436
Baka will soon be a student of the way of Adachi...

>>81635761
Yes, the fish needs to edge more

this fish consoomed sum chinese persona. the localization is kind of trash but its fine for my purposes. le first time consooming chinese stuff... its so heckin doable, baka just needs patience. getting ze chinese asylum soon...
>>81636281
>Baka doesn't know what stores I go to... baka needs to improve his glowie spying skills
baka went to costco...

i will tell chinese CPC agents le "pls gib asylum. the german state is oppressing me. they said a subhuman slav like me is supposed to work in slavery. they didnt allow me to get any degrees. they laughed about it" etc. its not very accurate but its not like the german state would say "akshually, we didnt oppress him. we thought he was schizo and thats why we didnt allow stuff and locked him up. it wasnt le racism" because this isnt justifiable at all either. and i doubt the chinese would care about le accuracy

probs should have started with chinese persona sooner. i think with chinese its easier to learn with consooming because there is no grammar fuggery so its just words in easy context

>>81636976
>baka went to costco...
Baka is failing ze glowie skills exam...

>>81637126
Damn, baka already reading stuff in Chinese...

btw isnt labeling someone a schizo the standard move when sum oppressed baka complains

night gayming the steins gate...

steins gate kind of uses the perfect japanese level for current me. looking up all words i dont know doesnt gib any frustration

maybe watching the elaine anime... the sound effects are bussin

>>81637692
If baka were a woman, baka would get labeled with beepeedee

>>81638476
Baka wants to be a witch...

the elaina has been watched... damn, baka will receive 2 packages tomorrow which is a pain
>>81638627
>If baka were a woman, baka would get labeled with beepeedee
true

this fish will go to sleep now. good night everyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0z76n3t-VY

>>81639131
Oyasumi, fishy baka