Moving to Cornwall edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSPBBRAh5F0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOKwewc9dns&list=RDsOKwewc9dns&start_radio=1

Perfect song to walk down Yookay streets and seeing the strangers to

eva6's moist fanny

Me and the gf going to a vietnamese restaurant this evening

>>81633859
Don't get me wrong, I'm actually quite cosmopolitan in my disposition, I just vehemently disagree with importing millions of the absolute worst people on the planet to form a permanent tribalist parasite underclass. Nobody gives a shit about the number of chinese immigrants in London because by and large they don't cause any issues. I would love a safe, clean, strongly policed London with various enclaves - little Chinatowns and so on where people can genuinely experience a bit of another culture. But that's not what we have. Instead we get gangs of 'roadmen' stabbing each other. Middle eastern rape gangs targeting white girls on explicitly racial grounds. Eastern europeans immigrating en masse to exploit the welfare system/deal drugs. Entire boroughs in which the native population is actively made to feel unwelcome. Sectarian politics becoming the norm because of the kind of immigrants we import.

Chinese are an example of a minority group nobody has any problems with because they don't try to get involved with anything. They stay in their lanes, work, don't commit crimes. They don't really care about politics and they don't pretend that they're part of some multicultural project that must be enforced. There is a single east asian MP from Hong Kong, but we have 14 directly from pakistan.

Worst of both worlds. Integration is impossible, yet is being used to justify the worst immigrants imaginable. In reality we shouldn't care for integration if we merely had carefully controlled populations of the best immigrants.

I repeat - not all immigrants are equal. Don't pretend that Ahmed Abdul Mohammed, living in social housing, takeaway delivery driver who brought his six kids from his cousin wife and picks up charges like sweets while voting for sectarian muslim MPs is the same as Kim Hong, quiet, law-abiding software developer in his 20s who lives together with his gf Kim Hongette in a flat in chinatown, hasn't committed a crime and doesn't care about voting.

The only way to save the UK is to an elect a maverick further-than-centre-left leftist PM, who can give a nudge and a wink to the far right, but crush the neolibs that ruined us

>>81634011
If there is one single thing the UK state is geared towards, regardless of left vs right, it is making sure that under no circumstances is anything even close to a 'maverick' allowed near power.

>>81633992
>I repeat - not all immigrants are equal.

I agree with this. I just don't draw the lines on racial grounds. I draw them on individual grounds. Abdul Mohammed might be a bad bastard. Kim Hong might be brilliant. But Balal Hussein might be brilliant and Bong Ho Mok might be a bad bastard.

With TMAU, a fishy plight,
He clears out bus stops left and right.
"Not me, mate - must be the tide!"
He mutters as the crowds divide.

He dreams of jobs, but they don't stick,
"Too smelly, mate," "You lost that quick."
So down to Ladbrokes he will roam,
Then lose his fiver, walk back home.

Yet still he vlogs, through storm and shame,
Our seaside king - in his own frame.

>>81633992
Just joining this convo now - you're absolutely spot on lad. Depressing because it'll never be fixed. I'm a Londoner, generally not racist. Don't mind 1 on 1 interactions with immigrants, always positive, but we are being overrun. They are E V E R Y W H E R E. Nothing will change though.

>>81634020
Ha. Not wrong lad.

Got to laugh, ent you....

>>81634020
I honestly think there's a decent chance Nigel Farage will be the next prime minister. In fact I'm considering making a decent sized bet on it.

>>81633992
Agree - but a counter argument would say they're just a few bad apples, which is the actual case. I want them gone because I'm racist, but other than that reason, no logical argument without racialised talking points can be made

>>81634025
I agree in theory, but in practice the reality is very plain. There is absolutely nothing that the UK culture, society or economy could gain from becoming 'more like Pakistan', so importing massive numbers of people from there is a very, very bad idea. You can have a very few select individuals, genuinely exceptional people like one-of-a-kind neurosurgeons or what have you, and they can be a singular benefit, but a million taxi drivers is not good. Whereas it's entirely possible to have relatively large numbers of decent population groups like e.g. the chinese as just a simple example and feel essentially no difference with some minor benefits too.

Obviously this would have to be predicated on the fact that the government can immediately halt any and all immigration whenever they want for any reason or no reason at all if they feel the demographics aren't beneficial to the country, much like somewhere like singapore does - it does not benefit england to become 50% chinese to use a hyperbolic example.

In addition it would also require citizenship to not be given away like takeaway pamphlets. Citizenship needs to mean something and convey real benefits. It must be the absolute end of any integrative pathway, not a treat right at the beginning to encourage people to stay.

It's not racial grounds as such, it just so happens that the kind of people we want and the kind of people we really don't want can very broadly be looked at on ethnic grounds. White simply integrate better into white countries. How is this even remotely controversial? Pakistanis very obviously do not integrate into white countries and the consequences of trying to force it have been demonstrably disastrous.

>>81634068
Don't disagree with you on this either lad. I'd happily live in a country with Reform's immigration policy - in fact I WANT it. Everything else under Farage would be pure fucking chaos.

Personally I think we need white shariah. All the benefits of a disciplined ordered society without the savage people that currently adhere to islam today

>>81634068
Not a chance. That's not how our system works

>>81634097
Yeah he will, he'll be well in with the establishment by 2029 and be allowed to take the baton. The same way Trump was considered to insane to ever be elected, but he wasm and has since been a shabbos goy

>>81634097
I think he has about a 20% chance as things stand.

>>81634097
>That's not how our system works
That's exactly how the system works

>>81634107
Unless he becomes Tory leader (lol), no
>>81634110
More like 0.2
>>81634114
Learn how the system works, retard

The 2029 GE will be won simply by whichever party/candidate will be chosen by the financiers, the press, the aristocracy, the foreign billionaires - our next PM will be whoever is in the position, to be in a position to make the aforementioned cabal the most money.

>>81634124
>Unless he becomes Tory leader (lol), no
Tory? Tories are finished. What's more likely to happen is tories defect as they see their chance of reelection under the conservative banner fade

Immigration is just a natural consequence of a technologically and communicatively advance world. How do people not see this? It is an inevitability.

>>81634138
>implying that it hasn't been this way since the end of WW2

>>81634124
Lad you need to look at the latest polls.

>>81634144
China barely has any

>>81634124
Troll post lad? Otherwise you are a spacca

>>81634148
Oh no, don't get me wrong. It's been this way since, well, forever. I was just putting it out there in opposition to the talk of "X will be PM if Y happens" etc.
Not helpful, I suppose.

>>81634172
Nothing ever happens. Everything is in hand.

got a big lump on my willy
think its one of them ingrown hairs

>>81634178
Loads of things happen, let's not kid ourselves. But they only happen if they're part of the plan

using my filenames is basically rape

>>81634200
You get the illusion of things happening, but they don't tend to change the status quo in any meaningful way.

seasideMARK 3 pints

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOWWlUKpo-I

On a St Austell Proper Job. Proper hop explosion this. It lush.

>>81634141
>tories are finished
Clearly not considering they can achieve 24x more seats than Reform while only getting 9% more of the votes than Reform
>>81634152
>polls 4 years before an election
wow this is worthless
>>81634164
we've had the same FPTP system in forever, and yet some of you still seem confused by how it works.

ruths deleted her beer page because of the trolls

Why won't you mongs shut the fuck up about politics?

>>81634223
200 smackeroonies my leeed
he definitely not won that from the bookies x

>>81634234
it's just boxroom dollymong doing what he always does. Spends literally all day in his little boxroom crying about politics and dollies. All of the arguments is just him samefagging as bait.

Ignore it, and move on

>>81634241
I think Shippy may have lost his job. He's been in /britfeel/ from morning til night lately

>>81633992
>>81634080
Some of the most sensible opinions I've ever seen posted here lad, and yet, none of it will ever be implemented.

>>81634227
>>polls 4 years before an election
>wow this is worthless
I think it's a solid reading, on account of the fact that the issues that are plaguing us right now aren't going to be fixed, but exacerbated and Reform support will grow and grow

>>81634241
>y-you live in a boxroom!
>every post is made by you!

Schizo stuff lad. I'm the one who posts the left of centre views, but people are replying to me, I don't samefag. And I certainly don't live in a boxroom lol. Pure projection.

>>81634223
Corr nice new image for the SSM money folder.

I actually love discussing politics. People who 'aren't in politics' are genuine babies. Fucking small brained retards

I'm not convinced Lucy Connolly is a real person.

>twirls are just flakes covered in chocolate

Shagging evelyn up her buppence while scrump is tied up in a chair and forced to watch

>>81634286
Had one of the new white ones the other day.

>>81633992
Lad plenty of Chinese immigrants commit crime. You never heard of triads?

Wonder if Mark will be able to resist the temptation to do his wollocks down the bookies with all that cash lying around... Somehow I think not.

what you drinking guys?
nice cold beer?
cold cider?
glass of wine?
chardonnay?

>>81634313
that's not 'plenty' its a few

smells a bit like bussy

Make a Chika post
We all bored

>>81634323
nowt for me de lid, off for a drive in a few

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e17mr5ZtWPI

>>81634313
While they should be stamped out wherever they're found, the triads are a simply non-issue in the UK. Their presence is minuscule, if present at all. The average chinese person living in the UK has a far lower crime rate than swathes of other immigrants - essentially every immigrants group from any country in africa or the middle east and some notable eastern european countries, who have criminal conviction rates multiple times that of the native population, some to absolutely mind-blowing degrees e.g. albanians, 40% of whom are CONVICTED of a crime over any running two year period.

Chinese crime is not an issue for the UK. Individual chinese people who commit crimes should face justice as much as anyone else, but there is no overall group concern the way there is for other groups.

>>81634329
It's not a few. They're one of the largest criminal organizations in the world. Go ask people from San Francisco if the Chinese are model immigrants

>>81634323
Just had some sparkling water with lime, ice and mint. It lovely. Important to stay hydrated when it's so hot.

>>81634380
At least they only give grief to their own communities, never had any problem with chinks myself

>>81634387
I've never had any problem with Middle Easterners either

One thing that isn't discussed much in immigrant discourse is just how immature a lot of African (eg) immigrants are. Tracksuits and trainers, 2016-hypebest-esque clothes, drink fizzy drinks, act like teenagers in public. Very odd

lots of mongs here it seems

I forgot that the left seethe at the chinese too, kek

>>81634398
You've, um... you've never heard of the rape gangs, lad?

>>81634401
Says the 30+ yr old virgin still living with his mother

is anyone out there rn?

here today
g-gonna tomorra

>>81634410
Nah mate, are they playing Glastonbury or something?

>>81634423
Good one lad. Gave me a wee chuckle

>>81634423
>Glastonbury
Seaside Mark (Omar Mohammed) will be playing there soon, he's the secret set
Heard he's going to be playing all his top tunes like Moving to Cornwall, Bacon Beer and Bets and Bacon Bacon Butty Time

We all money in life x

What happened to men lads?

>>81634453
The decline in testosterone and increase in exposure to oestrogen is a very uncontroversial fact at this point lad.

>>81634453
We started wearing spf50

>>81634453
I'm 27 and probably look about 21. Feels good

>>81634467
>wearing spf50

On the wiss now x it friday

Will you be spending Friday night alone posting about your /britfeel/, YouTube dollies and your unfunny worn out gimmicks on 4chan, king?

>>81634491
>Will you be spending Friday night alone posting about your /britfeel/, YouTube dollies and your unfunny worn out gimmicks on 4chan, king?
I wouldn't have it any other way

>>81634472
HHL is nearly 40 and looks like 14

>>81634502
why does he always get that stupid buzzcut

>>81634491
No, see this post
>>81633968

>>81634502
Sean needs to train arms

>>81634502
Coorrr thanks lad, nice new piccy wiccy for my sean folder

>>81634502
He looks so thin and sickly

>>81634509
What kind of haircut should he get in your opinion?

>>81634502
He's nowhere near 40 you spacker he's aged 30-33

>>81634520
anything else would look better

>>81634491
Yep. Out tomorrow so having a chill one with you lads tonight

>>81634502
Why is his trapezius muscle so well developed?

>>81634491
"Boxroom Dollymong" here, I'll be going out for dinner with the wife.

>>81634535
From carrying Britfeel everyday

>>81634521
Newfag alert! He is almost 40.

>>81634535
Constantly gurning from the wokey

>>81634518
Probably something to do with why he's in a spacker home

gurning

>>81634541
NTA he's around the same age as lollers and shippy, nowhere near 40 you sad mong boy

>>81634521
Doesn't actually matter about HHL's chronological age. He's been diagnosed as an adult autistic child.

I've heard Sean has a terminal illness, which is why he never gains weight.

We all garn weehive in life x

>>81634555
>garn weehive

Not him but Lollers is in his 50s lad

>>81634549
And how old is Chika?

>>81634558
Absolutely mad that he's only sexually interested in girls under the age of 12.

>>81634549
and THAT's not all he has in common with Lollers and Shippy

is lollers still fat as fuck?

You know, I also have a black wife and mixed race sprog, but unlike zimmy I don't make it my entire personality. Just two different peas from different pods I guess.

>tfw you're diagnosed as an adult autistic mong boy

>>81634573
Yeah a lot of low status guys end up with black women, it's a bit of a phenomenon

>>81634573
Grand parent cry are broken branch

SSM UPDATE

>seasideMARK 4 pints in only. Enjoying life to the max. It's lush Dee lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RahUcUuvLho

>>81634573
He's gone lad, it's the case for so many trips. They turn up, get their attention and drift on. The eternal dance of the imageboards keeps going.

>>81634606
Black women have MUCH lower standards. I lost my virginity to a black woman

>BIack women have MUCH lower standards. I lost my virginity to a black woman

>>81634637
I didn't feel like chad. In fact I consider it a low point in my life.

>>81634633
Yeah back when I was single I'd get loads of messages from black women on dating sites. They aren't my cup of tea though.

>>81634648
>They aren't my cup of tea though
Me neither really.
Prefer south Asian lasses

>>81634614
Thought he was backstage at Glastonbury?

>Prefer south Asian lasses

>>81634663
He's not on stage until tomorrow night

having a few onion rings

Would you lads be shocked to know that on Twitter there are tons of teenage girls with meme/'stan' accounts, like those of K-Pop groups, but for..... Oasis

>>81634679
they have it for everything, i bet theres a few ssm fan pages

>>81634261
You don't post left of center views though, you worship ethnics which could be for political reasons or just a grim fetish. Never once seen you say anything supportive of leftist economics, in fact we all well know your lifestyle and views couldn't be further from that.

>>81634690
Just didn't know teenage girls were obsessed with Oasis these days. And a lot seem to be American

>>81634714
I don't "worship ethnics" lad. I'm just not racist. Also I was actually posting today arguing against a flat tax. Not sure what my lifestyle has to do with anything.

You can get away with being in leftist circles while still espousing and advocating for relatively free market economic ideas.

You can't get away with being in leftist circles while not espousing BAME-worship, tranny-worship, open borders activism etc.

Therefore, that is what leftism is.

>>81634727
they love us british men out there x

>>81634740
>I'm just not racist

>>81634714
>which could be for political reasons or just a grim fetish.
No lad it's bait. when will you stop taking it like you take cock up the arse?

Ethnics? Never heard of 'em mate.

Bait? Never heard of it mate.

How do I get over the feeling that people are judging the way I look? I'm handsome and don't wear weird clothes - literally nothing to be anxious about but I am

>>81634740
To add further even if your ethnic worship is political, it doesn't have to be centre left, tories worship ethnics, neoliberals worship ethnics, free market mongs worship ethnics, mass immigration is a money racket for business owners, keeps wages low, keeps the market favourable for landlords, endless supply of tax slaves. It's economically horrible for normal people but very profitable for the 1% who don't adhere to borders in the first place since they can choose to go anywhere.
>Not sure what my lifestyle has to do with anything.
Stated and revealed preferences lad, the way you live speaks louder than what you say, words are cheap.

Leftists? Never heard of 'em mate.

>>81634782
>I'm handsome
Proof?

>>81634782
you need drip, have you thought about buying some balenci?

My bellend inside Ruth's arse

The 1%? Never heard of 'em mate.

Ruth's probably getting drunk tonight.

How do I ask stupid fucking questions for mongs to give me a dopamine rush when I get a (You)

>>81634801
Well that page got deleted

Ruth's probably getting laid tonight.

>>81634792
Get consistent 8+/10 on /soc/ when I've posted in the past
>>81634793
I like my style. Don't do brands, me.

Ruth's arse? Never heard of it mate.

>>81634805
She closed her Untappd account?

Getting laid? Never heard of it mate.

>>81634740
>. I'm just not racist.
You are though against the white working class. You hate them too much and you're too out of touch with them now to be a leftist in that sense so you've replaced the working class with race hierarchies. Good for you but it doesn't make you a leftist, just a mong.

>>81634818
Yeah been deleted because of trolls on here

Your bellend? Never heard of it mate.

>>81634824
Maybe it was just a coincidence

Trolls? Never heard of 'em mate.

>>81634823
Race hierarchies? Never heard of 'em mate.

>>81634746
There were anti-immigration trade unionists in like, the early 1900s, making the same arguments as now, back then it was often Chinese migrants, driving down native wages. However nowadays this is true. "Diverse" workforces are less likely to unionise so it suits businesses.

Life outside of 4chan? Never heard of 'it mate.

Friends? Never heard of 'em mate.

>>81634855
You'll hear of it soon enough de lah, in about 2 weeks

I have very bad claustrophobia. It all stems from when my dad would punish me as a kid. He'd smother me with pillows, physically hold me down and strangle me and lock me in the car. It terrified me. We have a good relationship now, but acts like he wasn't an abusive dad. He's gone through counselling and stuff

>>81634889
What the fuck de lid

>>81634889
smother him with pillows and show him who's the boss now

Pillows? Never heard of them

>>81634894
I really want to bring it up to my parents and just tell them this is the case, not for revenge, but like something to get off my chest. I can't get on busy trains and I have to be drunk to get on planes. I'll give you an anecdote. One time when I was 6, my mum gave me a haircut and left the clippers on the side, plugged in. Curious little me turned them on and I just wanted to nick my hair, cut like a few mm off I suppose, but ended up shaving a big divet. He kicked me around the room, strangled me and suffocated me.
This morning I made him breakfast.

>I'm handsome because people on 4chan told me so
howling at this desu

those aren't pillows

>>81634925
People on 4chan are probably the most hyper-critical, sour grapes, crabs in the bucket people on the entire web. Getting praise from them is quite exceptional t b h

>>81634933
Show me what you look like and I'll give you my honest answer.

>>81634483
I've lived in Gibraltar for three months now, and yes, I do occasionally leave my boxroom: not once have I been sunburnt, and I haven't worn suncream in about two years or so

wish onlyfans came out when i was 19 I could of made a small fortune off gay guys

>>81634946
Living in Gibraltar really is your entire personality isn't it

>>81634946
not very sensible is it?

>>81634938
I am not going to post my face on this thread lad.

>>81634970
Between that and nappyposting, yeah, pretty much
>>81634972
You got jabbed didn't you, little lad x

>>81634491
garn watch film tonight with a mate
gonna be good
last time I had to go pictures alone, it was awful, there was only 2 other people there also watching alone, so melancholy

Does anyone fancy a nappy change roleplay?

Won 60 quid on slots this afternoon.


This one is dedicated to my fellow heterosexual mate CROSSY. A heterosexual couples visit to Mecca BINGO. Jackpot win and tag teaming a bingo MILF on the menu oh aye

https://youtu.be/GemKqzILV4w

Did I tell you guys I live in Gibraltar?

The mischief mansion nappymeister

Getting the teeth whitened and driving to Leeds Bradford Airport in the white Audi S3 to go to Zante with Crossy. Tunes on.

https://youtu.be/qMYIiM6uzcI

>>81635012
Corrrrr, love a bit of bingo me. I've tried playing online but it's just not the same

I moved to Gibraltar to become the Rock's foremost nappy master. I specialise in eco-friendly nappies for pampered Barbary macaques.

>>81635000
love a solo trip to the cinema. even better when the place is deserted.

>>81635012
Well done lad. What will you spend the 60 bong on?

Crossy rubbing up to my bicep (Flexing my new arm length tattoo)

Reckon you have a gambling problem lad

>>81635046
Well I bought some of the expensive chicken tenders in M&S and also M&S beef. I went in for the new strab sandwich but they had none.

>>81635051
Mad how much my hand has aged, I never used to wash my hands and didn't go outside at all so they were nice and smooth then, now I overwash them.

>Filey Beauty

We've settled on Gibraltar now, and I won't lie, it's difficult to get nappies onto the macaques. My son Ponce keep complaining about the nappy stink, but I've told him it's just the smell of success. Unfortunately, the macaques have been scratching and biting both of us. But they do seem to enjoy the snug feeling of a nappy - and yes, the sexual humiliation aspect of it too.

>>81635057
>Mad how much my hand has aged
Aye, that was 8 years ago now...

Apparently they're getting a Spoons in Benidorm. Might have to go up there and check it out.

In the middle of a Shippy-BN wind up spitroast... it not right

Remember - in the future the UK state will venerate channel migrants in the same way they do now with the 'Windrush Generation'

what i need is an ulgy rich girlfreind

Did Ruth's family adopt one of Ebin's dad's racing greyhounds? That would be mad. Talk about a /deepfeel/

Forgot to take the twoll name off fuck

>>81635088
Deepfeel runs deeper than you could ever imagine. Its all connected.

is it normal to not want to eat out a fat girls pussy

escaped my boxroom for a little stroll- life's better when you don't wamble

>>81635090
Twollmong.

>>81635110
>smoking in 2025
Yikes

>>81635110
cute hands mate

>>81635114
I suppose so yeah

>non-smoker
Also known as "virgin"

Just saw that photo of Ponce's hand and got a bit of a semi thinking about him stroking my cock

t. one of the lads from the discord, not saying who

>smoker
Also known as "grandad"

>>81635126
>non-smoker

>kewl dood
Also known as "me"

>>81635083
Fuck. You're probably not wrong lad

I don't smoke but I'm turned on by women that do
why Freud?

>>81635116
3 bong 50 for a packet of fags here so get in
>>81635118
cheers lad
>>81635127
you left the discord Shippy...

>>81635083
Dinghyrush generation

>>81635145
Do women injecting get you hard too?

>>81635150
Enjoy lung cancer de lid

>>81635158
enjoy boxroomitis

>>81633942 (OP)
Just found out one of my friends from school who I knew well in primary and secondary was killed in a road accident a week and a half ago. 30 years old. Had not seen him in ages.

Fuck. Feels weird.

the black mould on their boxroom walls is gonna kill all the neets
it not right

His family are in fucking agony. He was a fit handsome sporty lad who ended up doing very well at uni and got a sick high paid job.

Life can end. Just like that. All those memories and experiences just gone forever.

>>81635180
mamberg keeps saying that to me lol

All the emotions and feelings and images you have in your head. Your whole character and personality. Splat and that is that. You are gone from the world. No more. No more.

>>81635188
ere todeh, gone tomorreh

ckin ell just farted

Have you ever known a young ish person who died?
This friend of mine being killed by a car is the first person I grew up with who has died.

>>81635218
>>81635175
Was it his fault? the crash?

>>81635156
kinda yeah, but I'm more noir pilled than junkie

>>81635218
Yeah, two. Both drunken impulsive suicide. They weren't typical sad sack guys either. No signs of them being miserable. Both from very difficult family backgrounds though.

>>81635218
My friend died from an accidental drug overdose at a nightclub when I was 19. Took a few years to finally get over it

Britain will be gripped by a 36C heatwave from today bringing a 'rise in deaths' as a blowtorch 'heat dome' developing over Europe begins to impact the UK's weather.

An amber heat health alert was activated at midday today ahead of what could be the hottest June day on record and the highest temperature in nearly three years.

The UK Health Security Agency (UKHSA) alert will last until Tuesday at 6pm and covers London , the East Midlands, South East, South West and East of England

Temperatures could hit 28C (88F) today in southern England, then rise to 30C (85F) tomorrow, 31C (88F) on Sunday, 36C (97F) on Monday and 31C (88F) on Tuesday

pint finished- back to the boxroom

>>81635218
Lad at school accidentally hung himself, 17 yr old lad died in a car crash, mate in mid 20's died of an accidental OD, mate died over liver issues in his late 20's, then his brother died in his early 20's.

>>81635230
I dont know. I was just told he was walking home at night and car knocked him over and killed him. Funeral is in a few weeks.


>>81635250
Someone told me once that loads of suicides happen where the person is drunk. Sometimes people get drunk just to give themselves the Dutch courage to do it. Cannot imagine anyone in their right mind would go through with it.

seasideMARK is LIVE


seasideMARK is live down sandford

Got them September pre-orders in. Oh aye.

>>81635322
forgot the link

seasideMARK is live down sandford

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bK_jgcpO0Q

>>81635322
get in there de lid

I have 335k in student debt. About 136k in credit card debt. 44k in personal loans. 76k in a car loan.

>>81635233
Hey! I just got this film on Blu-ray today. Based Ava Gardner.

tous les jours que nous sommes au-dessus de terre est un grand jour
ici aujourd-hui, parti demain

Based Lewis Capaldi making a Glasto comeback. Love that nikka like you wouldn't believe. Proper nice lad. I picture Crossy as him sometimes.

>>81635324
Oh it lush lid. DVDs on tap. Better than giving it to the bookies eh?

Corr size of Mark's bollocks.

factor 50 for me my leeeds

>>81635382
the fuck is up with your foot

>>81635380
Why do you think his family call him Teabag? He's the king of teabagging lasses

>factor 50 for me

>>81635390
I forgot about his nickname being teabag

Car is a write off. Been coming for years desu it's done me well. Not gunna bother getting a new one it's too expensive. Might get one of them electric bikes or just go bus wanker.

>>81635365
True that me lid how are you today Mr. Blad?
>>81635382
I get the kiddie one 'cause it cheaper.
>>81635390
Creampie followed by a teabag and it lush.

Used to be a famous tramp in Swansea called teabag. Teabag had a massive weird and carried a bag and wore tonnes of clothes. He stank.

>>81635218
when i was in year 7 some lad died after getting electocuted messing around on train tracks, he was bit simple and he joined in with some older lads (dunno how old though) who were doing it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wAjvIEIp7o&list=RD6wAjvIEIp7o&start_radio=1

A tune for all this talk of death

>factor 50 for me my leeds

Lad in school died from choking on a rubber (eraser not a condom). Wish I was joking what a stupid fucking way to die.

>>81635218
A girl I sat next to in year 2 died. I remember the teach telling us and a girl called Marion bawling

My mate died from taking a huge poo

A guy called Greg I used to talk to online died of cum poisoning

A lad called Ponce that I knew from Discord died when a Barbary macaque got angry and killed him after he tried to put a nappy on it.

>>81635540
Do you think that's why he doesn't like shippy, he's mistaking Banbury for Barbary?

What's there to do in Banbury?

SSM got SVT during his Sandford Lane stream. Had to run home to do his handstands.

>>81635559
eat pies and nonce

>>81635561
>Had to run home to do his handstands.

>>81635554
I'm fond of Shippy- we've had quite a few good times doing our wollocks in the wasino and playing snooker

>>81635591
Stroking each others wollocks more like

>>81635591
Does he sound as stupid as he looks?

>>81635595
He neither sounds nor looks stupid.

Worried about Mark

>>81635612
Let's be honest. He does look a bit stupid.

>>81635612
Huh? He looks dumb as fuck.

Lovely dinner that was. Chicken breast, rice, jalapeno cheesey poopers and chipotle sauce. Oh aye.

9 beers in. Weltdowns usually occur when he hits 10

Cheeka hasn't been here for ages

>>81635632
Surprised he has never got banned from whatever company he sits outside.

>>81635218
There were a few from my school.
>Lad in my social group at school who killed himself, his gf dumped him and he jumped in front of a lorry on a dual carriageway. Wouldn't describe him as a friend as we weren't close enough, but he was a really nice lad who had a veterinary career ahead of him, it really shook me up when I heard the news.
>Chavvy ginger twat who fell down the stairs, hit his head on the radiator and died.
>A girl a few years above me was run over by a lorry.
>A few years ago a lad in my year was killed in a motorcycle accident. He was a knob, but he left a wife and a kid behind, so pretty tragic really.

>>81635670
Motorbike mongs deserve what they get.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXl2oTjaA6E

>>81635664
Someone came out earlier, he was waving to them. I suppose they don't mind him there

It's almost like SSM is scrolling through my Spotify

Fucking hell, Ruth has deleted her Untappd and Will has privated his. That's another hobby Ruthmong has ruined for her.

>>81635694
He is absolutely steaming, on the verge of falling asleep

>>81635707
I started making an SSM playlist on Spotify. Gonna get Shazam on and add a few more to it.

>>81635722
Kek. More proof that Ruth reads these threads.

>>81635732
Black screen videos and ranting about Tim Eldridge later am finking

>>81635615
>>81635622
Don't have a melty, lads, there's no need

>>81635763
I've fell for this one. That Apu has his cock shoved up there. Don't press the button.

>>81635753
She must have been told about it over the past few days, people have been posting about her Untappd for weeks now. Anon Ymous has done it again.

>>81635763
Just spitting facts de lid

>>81635754
AAHL FOOKIN PULVERISE YAH

Get Mark a ticket to America so he can be on Fishtank. Maybe Eva would like him then.

Fuck me, just leave a tune on

SSM playing Kraftwerk, top taste in music that man has

>>81635828
Shame it's the German version

>>81635812
He's drunk as a skunk and is looking for his dopamine hit, but he's too far gone for it. He'll be in bed soon and hungover as fuck tomorrow morning, going on about another 'fresh start'.

>>81635830
Real ones only listen to Kraftwerk in German

>>81635812
>>81635835
Meant this apu but the post still stands

Can't listen to ssm scrolling through music any longer. He's driving me mad

SSM is back gambling again then.

lump on ryan moore

32 months no wookies

Bit bored.

>>81633992
>>81634251
>Don't get me wrong, I'm actually quite cosmopolitan in my disposition, I just vehemently disagree with importing millions of the absolute worst people on the planet to form a permanent tribalist parasite underclass.
A lot of African immigrants to the UK these days work in the NHS and in care homes. Are they "the absolute worst people on the planet"?
>Nobody gives a shit about the number of chinese immigrants in London because by and large they don't cause any issues.
There's probably less racism towards Chinese immigrants because there's fewer of them. If Chinese immigrants were the biggest minority ethnicity in the UK, I bet you'd see more racism directed specifically at them.

Oh great, another thread is about to be hijacked by the shitlib larp again.

>>81635919
No one believes he ever quit gambling, well apart from gullible 'elen

driving test tomorrow, did a mock with instructorberg, 1 minor, 0 serious, 0 dangerous and it felt very relaxed, I have become one with the machine and I now even enjoy it. HOPEFULLY r lord n savior smiles down upon me and makes the test centre pass me because the first time I well should have passed the fucking flat cap nonce, bloody failed me in a carpark which wasn't one way and refused to elaborate during the debrief because he needed to alter his gay little pass percentages. If I was low impulse id have smacked him for that but I didn't because that wouldn't be helpful.

>>81635775
Good for Anon Ymous. She needs to protect herself from that grim psychopath stalking her. It must be terrifying for her.

>>81635980
'elen has left him for a guy called Dave anyway, so he might as well just gamble openly again.

is he alright de lids?

>>81636029
corr what a pleasant update from carpark anon

>>81636092
im feeling a shift in the energies lid, I'm getting that license

Ruth wondering why some thread on 4chan is obsessed with her and her tuppence

>>81636086
Abandoned just like he abandoned Benji. Not right

>>81636145
Well I don't support stalking and I want her to know most of us don't support stalking, some lads on here are proper weird and give us a bad name

>>81636161
There were rumours he killed Benji. I don't believe it. Some guy on YouTube comments, a pre-Exposed Lad nemesis, used to talk about Mark having dark skeletons in his past. I dunno if I believe the stuff about him causing the fire that killed the baby either.

What happened to Seaside Cat then

>>81636165
Why the fuck would you care about what the thinks of /britfeel/? She's not going to shag you mate.

No neet replys,
I have a job interview on monday for a job as a slaughterman on monday problem is its in wales and im near manny. What do?
Do i still try and go or fuck it off like, 3 hours on the train is the quickest i can find

>>81636212
Bit far innit.

>>81636212
How are you going to do a job that's 3 hours away on the train you silly cunt

>>81636212
>No neet replys
Try /brit/ then pal

>>81636212
>>81636223
bit mongy mate, thats not possible. Unless you can live on site or some shit

SSM's dark past rumours ranked.

>Killed a dog because he couldn't be fucked looking after it (Unconfirmed but doubtful)
>Started a fire that killed a baby accidentally (Unconfirmed but possible)
>Started a fire that killed a baby on purpose (Unconfirmed but less likely)
>Shagged a mentally disabled woman and abused her in a weird fake relationship (Confirmed and 100% true)
>When he was in Egypt he became close with leader of an esoteric Shia cult called Imam Ahmed Al-Hassan, also known as The Yemani (Uncomfirmed and likely made up)

>problem is its in wales and im near manny. What do?

>>81636212
Do you really want to kill animals for a living? Doesn't sound like a good way to make a living to me lad.

>>81636244
What about him apparently killing his stepdad for abusing him and serving a short prison sentence?

Seems quite likely

A mate of mine was a slaughterman in a pig abattoir. His job was to use a kind of bolt thing that literally blew the pig's brains out of it's skull. Apparently that's the fastest and most humane way to kill them. Unfortunately the way the machine worked, it kind of aerosolised the pig brains and he ended up breathing them in. He got some kind of degenerative nerve disease from it and basically ended up in a wheelchair like Stephen Hawking. Died a few years back, poor bastard.

I wouldn't even take a 30 minute train to go to work, even 20 im dubious. On foot is best.

why would you want to be a slaughter man anyway

>>81636314
It must pay well because there's no way anyone would do it otherwise.

think id feel a bit weird systematically executing dozens of animals a day, glad I dont do that, bet its shit pay as well

>>81636314
It's an offal job, but somebody has to do it.

says it pays 30k a year might as well stay in bed for that much

making ruth wear a pronhub t shirt for her colonoscopy

>>81636295
Intentionally inhaling aerosolised pig brain tissue ("brain smoking") would have massively increased his exposure and risk

>>81636349
I remember when that was an alright wage, thing is thats a shit wage now but wages aren't really increasing, dont know anyone who earns more than 30-40k

>>81636212
>>81636267
Suffice to say lad you absolutely don't want to be killing animals for a living. Slaughterhouse workers suffer from mental health conditions at a shocking rate. You'd honestly be better off starving in an alley somewhere, no exaggeration

coffee shops are pompous and i hate them

I hate myself so much lmao

Fucking hate coffeeshops so much, hope that everyone in them burns themselves with scalding hot coffee

bet the atmosphere in a slaughterhouse is fucked and your co workers are absolutely grim. How come they dont do it via a robot? surely you could rig it up to a timer instead of having a person blow a pigs brains out

>Israel killed more than 30 senior security officials and 11 senior nuclear scientists


Jew are LETHAL

>>81636534
Butterface, and probably personality.

me mate who owns a small shop has just had to close because hes making fuck all money, sign of de times, used to do really well for himself off of it as well

in some countries its legal to shag 14 yr olds

>>81636221
Aye quite
>>81636223
Move after a bit innit, sick of round ere lad
>>81636234
Same difference
>>81636243
Aye, thought so myself. I need a job tho. Only reply ive had so far
>>81636267
Gay, idc so long as i get paid. I eat them so why not. Someone has to
>>81636439
Wrong and also gay

Imagine forcing Ruth to wear humiliating clothing. Like a teeshirt that says "I'm a disgusting pig" on it. Or forcing her to go to a grotty community swimming pool wearing a tiny bikini she feels uncomfortable in. Watching her embarrassment at all the gazes. The slobbering lust from the men. The harsh judgment from the women.

>>81636602
>"I'm a disgusting pig"

then anon blows her brains out with a bolt and accidentally inhales her brain then becomes a cripple? cor

>>81636509
There are two types of people who work in slaughter houses: people who are extremely desperate and people who are truly psychopathic and enjoy inflicting pain on animals, neither are fun to be around.

As for why they don't rig it up in a timer, it's too expensive and animals act too erratically. Plus by the time they're ready for slaughter these animals have already been tortured, what's torturing them once more?

Covering Ruth's vagina in a slick lubricant and then forcing her to go to the doctor's and report an issue with her fanny, so that the doctor thinks she's aroused and soaking wet.

>>81636592
>Excepts to kill scared and defenceless animals for a living and not become mentally fucked up
Should I be worried about you lad?

>>81636621
so they can do all sorts of insane engineering and surgical feats, put stuff together via robots but theres no way to have a system where a cow passes through a thing that shocks it then another machine just punches a hole though its skull?

a cute girl has just sent me a friend request, cor

Couldn't lurk today as I wasnt working from home and had to do real job shit.
What did I miss

It Friday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVR7NjnMkIc

>>81636685
I had a really good mock driving test :D

>>81636661
It's not that they can't, it's that they don't want to.

To be fair though, chicken slaughter mostly is automated and once pigs are loaded into the gas chamber their slaughter is automated too

Not any less fucked up tho

>>81636621
>>81636509
The description is for a guy to do the stun gun thing, ya know the sort. Like a pneumatic dildo but like bashes the fuckers skull in.
Dont get me wrong. I love animals, but at the end of the day. I also love eating them, so im not hypocritical. Its a job, i dont have one and i want one. But it is bare travel time innit plus a fortune on the actual travel. Ive got till monday to make my mind up. Im not a psycho or nowt. It probably will be a bit tricky emotionally but at the end of the day. They only exist for us to eat. They were born and bred to be eaten
Inb4 muh humanity and everything can exist for a reason
We as humans dominate the earth. We kill and eat things everyday. If your not vegan you can stick that argument up your arse along with the bacon butty you ate this week too

Im in a proper pickle ere and need travel advice more than owt, time like this make me wish id got my CBT done years ago

>>81636689
Thanks for posting lid, not enough people know that this shite is what's going on

>>81636698
good job lad proud of you
funnily enough I failed my mock then passed my real one

>>81636689
Could really go for a burger rn

>>81636714
got the real one tomorrow, second attempt, not even arsed if I fail it again I quite like driving around, be good to get it though, dont feel nervous driving anymore and I am one with the machine

>>81636708
I think you're right lad. Someone has to do it. But I personally wouldn't want to.

>>81636708
Trust me lad you don't want to do this. All of these arguments fall apart when you're in a room with the sounds of screams and the smell of death with a living creature that you've got to blow the brains out of. Nobody can come out of that without being completely mentally destroyed

>Like a teeshirt that says "I'm a disgusting pig" on it.

>>81636744
Not really lad. We could all eat a plant based diet

>>81636760
Yeah but I don't want to do that, so I'd be a massive hypocrite if I said that.

>>81636753
I find that kind of thing so hot. Humiliation is fucking sexy and I love to both give and recieve it.

>>81636764
Still doesn't change the fact that it doesn't have to be done lad. It's violence so somebody else can have fleeting taste pleasure at yours and the animal's expense

>>81636747
I come out of it going "eh not my problem" then tuck into a big mac

>>81636777
You're absolutely right lad. There's no way to justify it ethically. I still do it though. It's a bit like capitalism in that sense.

>>81635407
Not too bad today, just got back from my aunties house its my uncles birthday tomorrow he is 89. Fucking hell they had the heating on it was like hitlers over in there I was sweating cobs.

>>81636790
Unless you're actually a psycho that's not happening. A lot of lids come out of slaughterhouse work having to go vegan, and with some nice new PTSD

>>81636820
Not really a psycho but I cope just fine. Even have a relative who worked in an abattoir and still eat plenty of meat, all it did was make him better at dealing with disgusting situations as he'd seen worse before.
Not all of us are weak little pansies like you.

>>81636820
Yeah it's a thing called the "slaughterhouse blues"

>>81636831
The numbers don't lie lad. Although I guess looking out for lads on here is pansie behaviour

>>81636841
Never knew that it had a name, thanks lad

was walking home and noticed in a flat that had large glass windows there was a woman only in her panties with her tits out, bit of a double take moment that, phoar. Proper nice arse as well.

Go veegin lids

>>81636873
Dont think I can do it lid. Love me milkshakes, love me cheesburgers and love me bacon bacon butty time on satdees.

>>81636846
Then those numbers should grow a fucking pair and not become preachy moralfag losers like you. Life's a lot better.

>>81635973
Normal people: not racist
Virgin shut-ins on 4chan: racist

Really makes you think

>>81636893
Aren't you supposed to be living exclusively on lettuce now, lad

Humidity situation is not good tonight de lids.

Also how the fuck has mark got all that money to pay for a bar crawl in a neighbouring town on the train? thought he only had 40 quid to his name until next month? Idums sold? loan of Helen? Fathers inheritance stashed away somewhere?

>>81636893
To be honest lad the products are there, the hardest part about going vegan is just finding them and seeing what vegan foods you like. Once you've found them it's easy.

Source: I enjoy enjoy vegan milkshakes, vegan cheeseburgers and vegan bacon

>>81636916
I'd assume inheritance, even the most poor parents can usually leave their house sale to the kid

>>81636904
Well yes but we all have our vices sometimes. Lost 3 pounds so far and weigh day is on Monday. Had that ALDIs play-doh mince meat today oh my grim it was bad. Fucking hell thought I was having meatballs instead of mince meat. Awful.

bit worried about this lump on my willy
hopefully they dont have to amputate my bollocks

wonder what eva ate today

>>81636932
I bet its in somebody elses name in a bank account that he has access to. Theres no way he can afford all this on UC and LCWRA.

>>81636956
Do bennies check that you have savings? I always assumed you got bennies just if you couldnt work, didnt matter if you had money tucked away.
I wouldn't know, I'm a wageslaved functioning member of society, sadly.

>>81636979
Yes lad, you're only allowed a few grand tucked away then they take away your bennies

>>81636979
Yes. Benefits are tapered off by a certain amount per month if you have savings over 6k. If you have savings over 16k you are not entitled to benefits.you have to declare all of the accounts that you have access to if you have any secret bank accounts that the DWP dont know about thats classed as benefit fraud.

>>81636936
Careful lad, you might turn into a tranny

>>81637011
Aite fair, ta.

>>81637014
>tranny on tranny
Lame.

>>81637014
phwoar, i seen him on youtube

Strange YouTube lore but Kevs Cab Reviews missus is actually quite attractive

>>81636744
I know but it is a tricky decision, deffo means moving entire countrys just for work. Not that ive any tie here but its fannying about for at least a month before i can save n do the jump like. That and travel. The interview is the 30th and my first UC layment is the 2nd of the following month. .. my only hope is i can phone first thing monday morning and blag it and postpone the interview, but how does that look? Know what i mean?
>>81636747
Im used to it, ive had experience around farmers and believe me, they adore their animals, especially the cows like. But even they know its the whole point of raising them. Plus i used to ping rats and feral pigeons with me pellet gun like. Its not quite the same thing but taking a life is easy. Its bringing the smell onto the train home. Not the blood n that, not many people know what the scent is but deffo gunna be around shit all day. Part of me says fuck that. Even if im clean its in the air innit its gunna stick to me clothes innit? Plus might even get dibs on some prime cuts, who knows..

Either go for this, which im proper half and half on. Or i can press on with me LFT masterrace course. Speaking off..
I can do a free course, for me, not the GOV. But its for amateurs and its an all day, everyday course for a month to learn every bullshit feature and safety fag thing about a truck. Oooor i can do a 3 day refresher for 175 quid but id have to pay. Im trying to blag my work coach into sorting it for me like. And get this, just so happens the onlh company i rang inquiring about costs n shit, happens to have done work for my familys company regularly and reckons they might even already know who i am? What are the chances of that. Might even be able to do it in a day.. went down to the bennie center today to have a word with the fuckers but they dont like when you turn up without an appointment. Didnt stop me like ( Well 'ard innit ) but they weren't all too keen. Anyway i can blag it qnyone knows of?

>>81637014
Ah. Another fellow artificial bamboo plant enthusiast I see.

happy Friday cmbyname lad and Angela lad and lollers lad x

>>81637055
https://youtu.be/-8gMd9XZJyg?si=mLkUrNT-bjG6cp8h

kino

Fancy a Friday cry. Been brewing for about a year

>>81637054
its fake? i thought it was real all along

Need an indoor humidity update ASAP, lads.

>>81637054
Is this the Bladcave?

You know what to do lads

>>81637091
Yes artificial. Got it for free. Found it on the roadside when I was going out somewhere, they are 50 quid in ikea.

>>81637112
You stupid, lad? That could have had bed bugs in it. Be more careful in future, please.

>>81637108
Yes. Part of it.

>>81637112
what about the other plants? you need some real plants in life x

Are we posting trannies now lads?

Lewis capaldi is a fat fuck lmao

>>81637137
How did you get this photo of SIC in Thailand?

DIDDY FREE

>>81636979
>>81637011
just start buying a few gold coins

>>81637127
Nah I hosed it off when I got home. No bedbugs for me my liiiiiid.
>>81637133
I have blackout curtains to block out the sunlight I dont want my games being sunfaded and permanently damaged. So a real plant wouldnt thrive in my Bcave.

>>81637128
Well I figured it wasn't all of it lad. I don't expect you sleep in one of those drawers.

>>81637110
having a nice homemade burger tonight, what do you think about that, tranny mong?

>>81637150
Bed Bugs can survive mostly anything count yourself lucky they didn't get into all your games and ruin your life.

>>81637155
It would have to be a fucking big drawer for me to get in my lid.

To continue with the slog that is Succession or watch Sexy Beast. Hm

>>81637137
>Are we posting trannies now
no

>>81637137
Nah, this is an unbirth thread lad

>>81637162
What if someone oiled you up with slick, buttery oil? Could maybe try to squeeze you in

>>81636760
In that case, plant based infrastructure costs the environment waaay more, plus it needs way more space to provide the same calories per person as well as essentially condeming even more animals to death as they no longer serve a purpose. Not to mention all the by-products that goes along with the meat. Leather, feathers, gelatine. Glue n the like.
All that disappears. Raises the question which is worse, a life cut short ( Bare in mind they dont die from some horrible infection or illness, farmers keep them in good health ) or a life not lived at all.
Its worth thinking about whether i take the job or not. Im on the side of i like having them live personally. I like what comes with their death too.
>>81636777
Trips, not my expense, except the train tickets mind. Fuck em, thats why their born. They have their happy little life then one day, they die. Thats the circle of life my guy. No one whines when their enjoying a sharwarma or kebab. Maccies would go right out the window.

One thing i 100% dont agree with is chicken farming. Not for ethical reasons but they are single handedly destorying the British water systems, the air and all the land the farms are on. Small scale is fine. But we should have more duck and goose farming not just chicken. Its better all round, Us, the animals, the environment ect.
>>81636820
I have considered this, sounds backwards but if ive also considered volunteering for the RSPCA. But cows arent pets.
>>81636831
This is the other hand, ive thought of this too. What happens when the war comes. And it will in our life time. Ill be accustomed to the idea of death. Its a serious thought and a real consideration. Once upon a time the vast majority of people killed their own animals. My grandad used to raise rabbits, loved em, cared for em. But he cooked them and sold the skin. Whats the alternative. Let them rot in the ground having lived snd died for nowt?

The truth is that the Jews invented trannyism as a way to push their Zionist global agenda. They plan to melt the sea ice in Antarctica in order to flood the world and proclaim the Israel state suoreme.

SeasideMark had a massive weed operation in his Nottingham flat, he had a big drug bust though from Nottingham police, but he's served his time now

>>81637110
I ate a subway with 3 kinds of meat in it.

>>81637171
If you are going to post weird fetish stuff latest make sure its not crap AI slop.

>>81637210
Seaside Mark sgould serve his time on his knees sucking my cock

>>81637225
Would rather jump into a woodchipper feet first than have seasideMARK give me a blowjob. The thought of it made my skin crawl.

should we make a new thread or not

>>81637237
He has perfect cock sucking lips though

PFTTTT BRAPPPPP BRAPPPPPP

Dont see why we cant go to 500. 400 post anxiety mong can piss off.

>>81637237
He the mouthpie king de lid.

>>81637254
When he does that cats arsehole pucker thing with his lips. Kek. Why does he do that? Ha.

>>81637259
always get worried making posts after 400 because one of you mongs always makes a new thread, makes me think its a bit pointless to make new posts

400 anxiety over
>>81637288
>>81637288
>>81637288

>>81637272
To show us all bow much of a cock sucker he is lad

>>81637287
>>81637294
told you didnt i? fucks sake

>>81634453
drinking and smoking and not wearing suncream daily ages u very fast

>>81636495
not a single redeemable person on the planet sits on a coffee shop