Hexham Abbey edition

Lunch time, is it not x

This is what happens to you cunt who say the N word in public

>Diamond of cope
That phrase really tickled me

>bread
cor forgot about this.

going to decide on Marmite or wholegrain mustard while it's in the air fryer. might have a slice of each.

Starmer going on about NEETs moral duty again.

I mean imagine finally somehow getting a girlfriend and she's had 10000 shags while you've had 0 lmao it's over normies are fucking from young ages at 30 that's 15 years of sexual experience you're missing

>>81645450
NEETs are exempt from the social contract.

>>81645439
did you also watch that Lindybeige video about wargaming door models?

the beam on those olde tavern doors is meant to be a reverse Z AWAY from the hinge, makes sense. or TOWARDS the hinge. whichever one makes sense.

Fixing welfare is a MORAL IMPERATIVE.

You WILL work for NOTHING and be HAPPY

>say the N word in public

>>81645472
Nun? I bet it's nun, you rarely hear that word now, think it was banned or summat.

https://www.christiansontheleft.org.uk/
get them in charge of Labour. don't want an atheist PM.

It's not even funny how over it is

>>81645453
Love and sex isn't a competition lad.

mumberg said i should come to church tomorrow

I think a very gay and camp Pakistani muslim PM would do us all a world of good.

>>81645486
how over is it? on a scale from Shippy clearing a fence, to Ruth's YouTube career? [laugh track]

>>81645489
https://youtu.be/1UWOhjnClJQ?si=YzWSE33h1oW1grRJ

>>81645491
pictured a woman because women Muslim MPs are Muslim women.

can women be camp? can Muslims be lesbians?

>>81645443
My mate got jailed years ago for assaulting a black fella and calling him a darkie etc.
Back then everyone was horrified by it. I reckon if it happened now they'd cheer him on. Hed have got a heavier sentence too that's for sure.

for me it's being invited to a FREE healing session at the 'Life Church' and wondering if i should give it a go because surely it can't hurt

>>81645489
NTA, but it literally is, in fact it's the foremost competition that everything else leads to.

>>81645506
two wrongs don't make a right. but beating someone is a far worse, disproportion reaction to being called names.

>>81645495
Took me a while to get that, how high of a fence did you imagine?

No woman wants to date an unemployed man

She deleted the YouTube?

>>81645514
you don't see birds or monkeys 'competing' for sex.

>>81645485
Atheism is the way forward. We need evidence-based thinking in order to discover the truth. Wishful thinking (like religion) is not a good idea.

>>81645514
There is such a thing as sexual competition, but when you're with a girl you aren't competing with people from her past. You're competing with people in her present. And if you're in bed with her, you've won.

>40yo black woman not responding

>>81645521
beggars can't be choosers though de lad

Afro-shipmen

>>81645522
Better not be talking about Wops

>>81645517
Totally agree. He deserved the jail.

>>81645520
not like a tall garden fence you can't see over, that would be remarkable. daft little one leading to someone's front yard, 3 feet or so.

>>81645526
>monkeys 'competing' for sex.
of course you do, I mean I guess birds have their own unique way of doing it too

Corr, imagine spending all day on here pretending to be other posters. What a life.

>>81645521
Why is helen dating SSM then?

Splopping bloppy gobbits on Wops woppit poppet.

>>81645529
You win when she has your sprog, then again, you're definitely winning more the earlier you get her, it's better to have her first, then someone else has her, than someone else has her first, then you have her

Corr, imagine spending all day on here reading posts from other blokes pretending to be other posters. What a life.

>>81645528
i don't believe in God, i just think these people are going to have the moral compass based on religion that's beneficial to doing right by others.
atheists can do the same for secular reasons, i just trust Christians more.

>>81645543
>dating
They are merely drinking buddies. They only ever meet up in pubs.

>>81645543
Helen with Dave now.
SSM lost love of his life.

>>81645521
Fat bitch pregnancy is no excuse.

I would play correct from the start with Ruth's pure heart!!

>>81645543
Corr. Fair mystery that to be honest. He must have a massive willy.
Seriously though? She must be lonely as fuck :/

Sometimes, when I think of the date, like June 2025 for example, I think that back when I was younger, 2025 seemed like such a futuristic date where the world will have totally changed, and it hasn't that much, but then again, things are so much shitter now compared to then, so I suppose we really are in that futuristic timeline, just in a bad way

>>81645522
Ruth's asmr channel now gone. It over.

>>81645535
Ruth's

Corr, imagine thinking no u is a valid response.

>>81645547
That's a peculiar perspective on relationships, and I doubt it will work out well for you, but good luck.

still reeling from how normal Helen looks

seriously expected her to be much, much more munted.

>>81645567
All BN's work...

>>81645556
>pregnancy is no excuse.
It is, if a woman gives you a sprog, you really should be accepting that her looks can't be kept forever

IVE DONE IT IVE DONE IT IVE DONE IT HABFAHEKBFKAEUFBESKFBESKFBAESKhfBSE LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS!

just want a male sprog so that when it turns 16, i can have my brain implanted in its healthy young body.

>>81645560
She thinks he's funny. This shouldn't be underestimated. It's powerful.

It's upsetting and disturbing that Swanny is Sprog King of /britfeel/.
He outsprogged every last one of us.

>>81645567
>>81645572
Ruthmong went too far posting all her Untappd updates here.

>>81645579
What have you done de lad

>>81645578
What would you know? You've never had sex.

What time does the Ruthmong and his ASMR baes start?

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS LADS LADS LADS IVE DONE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

>>81645579
left your bitch-whore mother's house, and sent her a letter telling her to cease all communicate with you?
or something else?

>>81645577
BN is Anon Ymous?

>>81645583
If you look back somewhere in the lorechives he said he never wanted sprogs but his family forced him basically.

what time does the cheeka posting start?

>>81645586
I can still offer a valid opinion on the matter

>>81645585
I
CARPARK ANON
I
HAVE MY DRIVERS LICENSE

I PASSED IT I PASSED IT IVE DONE IT IVE DONE MY DRIVING TEST WITH 1 SINGULAR MINOR FOR BEING 2MPH OVER THE 20 MPH SPEED LIMIT FROM GOING FROM A 30 ZONE TO A 20 ZONE

BUT IVE DONE IT

I HAVE A DRIVING LICENCE, THE GOVERNMENT SAYS I CAN DRIVE

>>81645596
That's not the only thing his family forced him to do, sadly.

>>81645598
its not even valid mate

>>81645586
I'm just saying as a general principle. If woman gives you a sprog (this will never happen to you), then you should be grateful, and not moan that heer body is now past it's peak

Want to hear something interesting? There was a kid at my school who was an Indian roadman (decent guy, was close in primary school), used to shot drugs, fraud etc.

There was a girl who was blonde, smart, proper innocent. Wouldn't say boo to a goose.

10 years later, they're still happily together

>>81645600
NTA but, let's fucken go! Well done anon.

>>81645567
>>81645584
I actually wouldn't be surprised if she went to the police now.

>>81645600
Cooooooooor yes de lad, nice little dubbingtons to top it off.

>>81645608
>used to shot drugs

81645608
epic story this lmao

>>81645611
And another one, corrr

>>81645611
gonna go get fucking WANKERED

>>81645582
True. She's definitely lonely though otherwise you'd never settle for mark. He might be funny but I can't imagine being around him all the time

Our Shippy, who art in Banbury,
real be thy sprog
Thy Sprogdom come, thy will be done, in the thread as it is in the boxroom
Give us this day our dolly drivel, and forgive us our bait, as we forgive those who bait against us
And lead us not into seethe, but deliver us from cope
For thine are the Sprogdom, the Walverns and the Woby's
Forever and ever
amen

>>81645616
If you're drinking tonight can I borrow your loicense?

Ruth necking the wuds down at The Swan with her fit boyfriend x

>have sex with multiple women
>vaginas fail to adequately pull and push foreskin over glans of penis

straightforward, biological/physical issue. don't want any surgery. not something i chose or wanted in life. not their fault, but no such thing as a 'compatible' woman.

>>81645610
Ruth is a celebrity. No harm in making posts about her on a public image board. No crimes have been committed.

>>81645608
what was the purpose of this story?

>>81645610
If the coppers want his location il happily tell them

>>81645521
Jerry Springer built an entire career out of merely collecting women dating unemployed men

>>81645610
She probably deleted the YouTube channel on the advice of the police

>>81645638
The Swan, York, 17 days ago?

>>81645627
Loved this my son, you shall be saved

>>81645630
If you had a tight little 16 year old virgin gf like nearly all of your ancestors, this wouldn't have been an issue

A fat balding man necking down pet food quality beef, tatties and gravy in his buttoned up and stained white shirt. He occasionally goes for more gravy, yorkshire puddings or sage and onion stuffing. It is twilight on a service station in England when he returns to his car.

>>81645640
>Jeremy Kyle
>'most unpleasant man in Britain'

it's someone in the room Jezza boy, and it's not the rude/autistic NEET lad.

4Chan aren't going to cooperate with Ofcom, but they have a long history of cooperating with the police and other law enforcement, including in the UK.

If they want to get Ruthmong's IP, 4chan will happily hand it over.

>>81645600
Gratz lad. Mines in 12 days. Any tips?

>>81645646
that doesn't matter, supposedly.

obviously it does, but i have moral objections. would rather date someone 10-15 years younger than me.

he piss his pants on the regular- it not right what the pampers do to him

>>81645650
>they have a long history of cooperating with the police and other law enforcement
why the fuck were they asking moot to explain all the in-jokes in court?
>and Mr Poole, what is 'animu and mango'?

were the lawyers just having a laugh? do they do these things for themselves, keep it light?

>>81645648
Good afternoon SCEA

We eating that fit lushmeal tonight, lickle saturday treat isn't it? Steak, onion rings and peppers now that is a luxury dinner seasidestlee x helperstylee x

>>81645678
>nya

HelperLad is one of them catgirls, confirmed.

>>81645521
No man wants to date a woman on the wrong side of 30. Even 25 is pushing it.

>burnt steak + sauce with raw peppers

not worth it for the funny internet image. that was actual food.

How did Ruth even find out her Untappd posts were being shared here?

>>81645535
Nah everyone knows wops estate thanks to the livestream chad coming in after she stood him up for a date. She got over it.

>>81645697
HTTP referrers? vanity searching her own username?

Lads, serious question

How do i stop posting on this godforsaken website and sort my fucking life out instead

not saying there's anything wrong with searching your own username, mind. people might be saying good things, if you're a good poster like eva6.

>>81645697
Stalkermong's IP has been given to AI and it is monitoring all internet traffic for that 1 IP, and if it mentions any keywords (ruth, swan, ASMR, and other such things).

I've missed out on 15 years of sex potentially 10000 shags

>>81645697
Someone posted her full name. She probably Googles herself regularly

>>81645567
Sad but surprised she didn't do it sooner. She lost the interest long ago. I wasn't the one posting her beer pics.

>>81645704
get yourself banned, block 4chan in HOSTS file and router firewall. change your router settings password to gibberish while drunk.

yeah it's all reversible, but you're creating busywork for yourself.

>>81645697
I dunno mate. Do you think maybe she might check the thread sometimes?

>>81645704
Footlad used to get himself banned as a way of staying off /britfeel/

>>81645730
i'm friends with some top celebs. /britfeel/ is more popular than you might think.

>>81645759
sunday sport journalists come here, so not surprising

>>81645731
Kinda crazy that you can't just close tab and do something else desu

>>81645730
why would she ever check here?

>>81645697
Ruth lurks from time to time or someone told her about the pub visitor.

>>81645697
Anon Ymous must have messaged her.

>>81645770
I know lad. Ofcom will permanently 'close tab' on us next month anyway. Kinda looking forward to it.

Ruthmong did nothing wrong.

>>81645759
I've met 2 people in the wild who were aware of /britfeel/, although none posted, they both just said "Oh, is that the thread with the job centre street as the OP image"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_MVf6_1pYg

I'm almost certain that someone with 100k followers on X visits here very regularly

>>81645784
Hopefully itl help some lads make strides forward

>>81645490
Do you live in Ghana lad?

>>81645685
Steak is overdone. Next to no seasoning. Peppers look raw. Grim.

>>81645768
4chan, or /britfeel/ specifically?
both seem like easy sources of silly tabloid content to be fair, wouldn't blame them.

Cozzers just drove past lads I'm shitting it

did ssm not uploaf today?

Hope Ruthmong gets a knock at his door from police, stalking is illegal

>>81645820
He uploaded an old video from yesterday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAbaAFHUrEM

>>81645774
Because people talk about her here.

>>81645820
Technically yes. Just uploaded one now in fact. He deletes it after 5 mins so you have to be permanently attached to you PC a or phone to watch his videos, quite annoying.

>>81645822
only if you've been asked to stop.

stalking pro tip: they have to contact you, to ask you to stop.

Bear in mind that there are some yanks from outer/r9k/ who absolutely hate /britfeel/ with a burning passion, literally frothing at the mouth seething about us.

>>81645830
Has she ever gave any indication she is even aware of /britfeel/?

>>81645784
Do you really believe this or is it a wind up?

Haven't taken my eyes off screen since boot. No wonder me eyesight is fucked.

>>81645841
Itl happen.
This is the UK Wer talking about.

>>81645840
Someone on her channel said "You're being stalked on /britfeel/" and she said "Ik :( (i know)"

That's kind of bizarre in itself, because it shows she was aware even both someone mentioned it

>>81645841
It's no wind up de lad. Just google '4chan' and 'ofcom'
It's in the news

>>81645789
/britfeel/ did nothing wrong, not our fault we get some stalky obsessive mongs here.

>>81645784
We have until Juy 25th before they even start deciding what to do, that'll take months to get a court order.

Anonymous will save us from Ofcom
We don't forgive x

>>81645840
Yes. Someone told her that she has a stalker on here. Her reply was "I know"

>>81645852
You are a mong.
>>81645858
Over a year. And even if they do get a court order, the chances of a court doing it are zero.

Imagine being a normal person and enjoying the sun and having lots of sex and doing fun things with your foid

>discussing your favourite ASMRtist with your online friends
>"stalking"
Come on lads.

>>81645867
dont have the sun or women in particular so that's alright. A quick wank kills my sex drive for at least a day too. Easy peasy

>>81645868
Well one lad literally went to the pub she goes to and posted it here

>>81645865
You often call me a mong

>>81645876
It's probably not always me. It'll be people in general.

>>81645875
She'll probably think that's the real ruthmong haha.

>>81645868
words have lost their meaning. Next it will be "sexually harassment" by talking about cum on her face

>>81645875
I do remember that.

>>81645875
It's over for that lad.

>>81645890
NTA but, I'd be worried, they could use the image posted on here, and work out what table he was sat at, then check CCTV and get a clear image of him.

Hope that lad is expecting a knock at the door, hope he's proper scared checking out the window whenever he hears a car

>>81645912
He didn't use any racial slurs so I doubt they'll do anything

>>81645918
He called the barmaid a "bin laden bastard"

Ofcom won't do shite on my watch x

>>81645925
He might have meant she was carrying a bin?

>>81645868
what do people expect this e-'stalking' to involve? isn't the whole point of stalking the STALKING part?

i guess men are going to routinely masturbate to them. which might be uncomfortable to think about. but also probably worth getting over.

>name is bin-laden
>full of rubbish

you couldn't make it up

>>81645912
Local news sites post him online "Have you seen this man? Police are worried about his unusual activity on x date at this location. Do not approach. Call the emergency number and quote this reference..."

Local news sites love posting missing and innocent people's faces online. Pisses me off when someone goes missing for a few days and suddenly your mug is on the local news site. You can never be free anymore.

>>81645652
pray that you get a nice examiner, I got a nice milfy woman, not much you can do really other than not get overly anxious, theres the parallel park, reverse park, park up on the oppsite side and reverse so know how to do those and overly exaggerate checking your mirrors, bit performative but if they dont see youve checked it they can mark you down if they want to. Really there aren't any tips, just have to keep your nerves under control and try to not do anything stupid + pray that nothing mental happens, like a cyclist coming right at you or some shit. It's crap though fuck the DVSA I hate them, wankers.

>>81645946
Sadly too many females think someone providing critique and posting distasteful thoughts is stalking. It's no different to chatting shit about celebrities.

>>81645955
Bollocks, nothing of the sort will happen

>>81645968
>It's no different to chatting shit about celebrities.

>>81645975
who even is that lad

Hopefully the lad that went to the pub (for whatever reason) isn't one of the lads that talks about serial killers.

>>81645978
guy who runs tattle life

OFCOM can suck on my misshapen hairy bollocks I reckon if that's alright you you de lids?

>>81645981
Nice place to slag off Ruby all day.

Just had a look at that Tattle Life and it seems like a load of bints putting successful women down and making fun of them. Nothing like us, we support our dollies like SSM and Wops.

Sitting in the garden. Got that roof cleaner from b and q. Supposedly takes months to work. The bottle connects to your garden hose and you just let loose.
Fucking hate climbing ladders tho. Scaredy cat

>>81646003
SSM and Wops are not famous enough sadly so they wouldn't care about them.

If I were that lad I'd be on a one way flight to Spain right now

>>81646005
Women should be doing these risky jobs. Not men. If they care so much about appearance of their home, they can bloody well climb a ladder and scrub the roof under the baking sun.

>>81646008
They'd just extradite him for it lad. No point. Being a flight risk means there'd be no chance of bail for him either.

>>81646017
No bail for what, posting commentary on a public YouTube video?

>>81646003
Was just browsing that site too. What a load of boring shite. Ended up in the Katie Price thread as that was the only person I had actually heard of.
Sharnt be revisiting

>>81645991
why are they misshapen?

>>81646025
I know some of the influencers they're talking shit about through osmosis. Thing is, their site is probably worse than 4chan because it's literal intent is to talk shit about famous people. That just happens secondary on 4chan the way it does any other site.

my mother bought me a meal deal from the shop

>>81646040
Let's see a pic then lass.

>>81646040
oh my days what did mumberg get you x

>>81646049
in the bin all that is left is my drink
>>81646052
my mother got me a BLT, a snickers, and a peach monster

>>81646040
can i interest you in a sex deal?

>>81646053
ur a lucky girl

>>81646055
what is a sex deal

>>81646040
>>81646053
>>81646061
No one cares you attention whoring (and actual whoring) bint

yeah I'm pissed off she did this but there are freaks out there I guess. it's not a personal dig at me. she's not a nasty lass.

>talks about food
>gets called a whore
huh?

how much money would it take for eva to fuck blad?

Just been on that tattle life. What a grim little existence you must have posting and seething about other people all day everyday. Hope that website gets shut down what a cesspit.

Poundlass just posts everything. She doesn't care. No lads care about her anyway.

>>81646074
He hates all women. Just ignore the resident shut in boxroom-dweller x

All I've done this afternoon is lay down on my sofa doing nothing but drifting in and out of light sleep. Another mental energy crash, I'm at a loose end.

>>81646074
Are you enjoying your Saturday my dear?

>>81646082
i would never want to be paid for sex, i'd actually rather do free "Pity" sex, than be paid for it, honestly.
i'd rather just have pity on someone than be a prostitute

>>81646091
He was referring to you paying Blad.

Me? Going to my favourite pub for a craft beer. Not telling you where.

It's so obvious she deleted it because of that silly lad who turned up to her pub the other day

>>81646082
>Just been on that tattle life. What a grim little existence you must have posting and seething about other people all day everyday. Hope that website gets shut down what a cesspit.
No different to britfeel

Some of the vitriol on Tattle Life is warranted. The one on The Radford Family for example. They're the family that have like 30 kids. Clear child neglect, you can't parent all those kids at once.

>>81646103
Don't blame a better man than you lad.

>>81646103
>deleted

no that's what you're supposed to think.

>>81646107
Only women and gays do this, oh and millennials

If anything I did Ruth a favour by alerting her that the stalker knows Ruthmongs untappd. I hope she does realize me (pub visit lad) is not actually ruthmong

>>81646122
>If anything I did Ruth a favour by alerting her that the stalker knows Ruthmongs untappd. I hope she does realize me (pub visit lad) is not actually ruthmong
fascinating

>>81646122
You're worse than Ruthmong

tarots are not spiritual!!!!
theyre the universe inspiring you

>>81646132
shut up eva x

I think my mums a feeder lads. She said lets go to McDonalds today and I said no because I am trying hard to diet. I cant cheat on week 1 common now.

>mars bar and bottle of coke for breakfast
>seemingly unable to lose weight even though ive taken up long walks as a hobby
noggles the boggin

>>81646137
She's not wrong though, there is something about them.

>>81646003
yeah, it's great.
>>81646025
you have no soul.

>>81646139
Your mother has been sabotaging you since day one lad. You haven't realised that yet?

don't understand how you can get fat, I've always been skinny in life

>>81646144
the idea of a tarot is to inspire you and make you question things
if you want a reading for "my next 5 years" and you get negative cards, its not a prediction, it makes you make connections to how this may be possible

>>81646132
just get some of these story dice.

>>81646139
Alright for her she on them Kilimanjaros.

>>81646162
I know lid. She has almost lost 2st in 2 months now.

>>81646115
millenials are basically women anyway, even the men

>>81646132
>>81646155
a woman said this to me, insisted she was not magic, it's not some accurate oracle telling my future, haha that's not possible, is it.
and then she proceeded to go from vague 'you will have a big decision soon' stuff to more specific 'someone close to you will win a lot of money in the next year' confident, direct predictions.

>>81646180
yeah, no, tarots aren't predictions, they just make you question things, or think in ways you haven't before

>>81646122
baiting shoeless, passportless retards for 16 hours a day oh aye

>>81646167
Christ is it even safe to lose that much that quick?

blards mum is david goggins kek

blad uses a typing wand

i own one of Jack Monroe's cookbook, i have made recipes from her blog, and she was rude to one of my friends.

it's only right that the Tattlers expose her as a con artist, and sometimes make fun of her clothes.

i wouldnt be friends with my parents if they were my age and werent my parents
does this make sense

>>81646205
>i wouldnt be friends with my parents if they were my age and werent my parents
>does this make sense
fascinating

>>81646201
Too right babe x Get her shat on

>>81646155
When I've done it in the past, I always ask, is there anything I should be aware of. There's the /div/ general on /x/, and anons ask specific questions, that get answered, but I think it's not specific, and should be the person seeking answers that should be the one that interprets the meaning of the cards. The div general has some good guides, about tarot and all sorts.

>>81646183
i think she just got too confident because i was pretty into it.
in retrospect i don't want my decisions to be swayed by cards. creative writing prompts or something, sure. relationship/financial/health decisions? no, get your Queen of Cups off my kitchen table.

>>81646140
I just rot in my boxroom and never gain weight. It all kinds of unhealthy crap.

losing you is like cutting my fingers off x

>>81646210
>@LegalGengar REPEATEDLY approaches her at talks asking for his Patreon money back
>she ghosts him IRL because ghost-types are super effective against other ghosts
>doesn't even turn up to the court case

he is also homosexual and autistic. she has been well and truly hoisted by her own petard.

(sometimes i feel sad, but she has a house. can't be sad if you have a house.)

Apparently in Dubai women don't just get paid to shit on, they are also being paid to:
>have their teeth knocked out
>be battered to a pulp
>be hung from meathooks
>have limbs broken
>be thrown off a yacht into the ocean

>>81646242
grim imagery

grimagery, if you will

It sad I never get the girlfriend. Always got to be the weird one in life. Can't see things ever improving now.

>>81646262
>>be thrown off a yacht into the ocean
do they come back?

>>81646262
this is why dubai is the richest country in the world, everyone is getting paid for anything

>>81646269
stand on that one beach in Kent, hold up a sign "SINGLE BRITISH MALE, SEEKING WIFE"?

i will reup her videos for the fans. it not right she throw many hours of effort away.

>>81646278
all the poor people get killed off by rich sadists, which only leaves rich people.

>>81646300
this isnt how economics works

>>81646299
videos belong to the internet, lad. if you publish something on YouTube, it's being cached on viewers' hard drives. so what if that hard drive also happened to be on archive.org, and other people could access it? same difference, really.

eva, whats your price to get chucked off a boat?

>>81646304
The fuck would you know about how economics works? You've never paid a bill and every penny you ever earned came from a job that was arranged for you by your parents.

>>81646304
well then, they can just print more money, if they need to become richer.

>TFW still incel at 38.8yo.
>Don't even wank, as I can't make myself cum.
>Supposed to be getting my first unpaid fuck tonight with a barren Romanian MILF.
>Only now find out that Penile melanosis is a thing.
>There's a small black line near my piss-hole.
>No cleaning will get rid of it.
>FML

>>81646315
killing all the poor people would mean that the poorest of the rich would become the poor people
you cant get rid of poor people
also additionally dubai has a lot of poor people you just dont see them

>>81646290
I'd be laughed at by chads and staceys, they'd put me on their tiktoks.

Being made homeless in two weeks because landlord has dementia, My spergness was able to get a support worker which has nettted me 100 points. Am I fucked if I want a flat? Or will it go to a migrant?

>>81646315
very hostile reaction.

>>81646321
>unpaid fuck with a barren Romanian MILF

Sounds romantic

>>81646311
archive is a good site. It's where I grabbed a lot of old cartoons.

eva6 if you hadn't ever considered jumping off a boat, but a tarot reading put the idea into your head, would you do it?

>>81646344
tarots dont give you the idea they mention the possibility and its up to you to create the connection

SCEA was right the poLICE need to be stopped

>>81646343
yeah they're good people. don't kowtow to tyranny.

and they must have updated their servers or something, sometimes i can actually download/stream my public domain kinos at over 5 KB/s.

>>81646351
say you drew the 'ship' card, and then the 'leaping' card.

>>81646363
It would be a three card draw of the "superyacht" the "jumping slut" and the "arab gentleman"

Spackville-sur-le-spazz

>the perverts start to harass another female online

Used to login to neighbours router (back when they default to no wifi security), change everything like admin password and put some silly SSID in. Must've pissed him off as he was not good with tech.

>>81646382
i see you got the Degenerate Lifestyle booster packs.

>>81646389
you shouldn't use 'female' as a noun.

'male', yes, but never 'female'.

>>81646408
If she was male, you perverts would only be harassing him to transition.

>>81646357
I realised I had an account there and checked it not long ago. Some cringe podcast thing I tried in 2005. The file was still there. 20 people looked at the file too. Deleted it now but the url redirect said something like 'makedark' so I reckon they keep it still.

>eva drawing the "post tits" card

>>81646421
this is why i think every male person on /britfeel/ should start taking oestrogen.

>>81646443
Trannies are even more mental than you perverts.

>>81646324
>(193)

I think you've got far bigger problems my man.

>>81646468
What problems would they be "My man"?

>>81646429
whenever i've had websites, i've always blocked the archive bot in robots.txt. YouTube is different. it's not your site. if my web host said, 'WE kept the files, in our backups,' i might be sad they're all in some data centre laughing at my cringy files, but they're well within their rights.

Why still no update from HHL? Getting worried me

>>81646476
Does she make your willy excited?

>>81646482
he was here until this morning. posted his Star Trek videos, concluded the world is against him, went to bed.

>>81646491
a little bit, I'd sniff her shit

>>81646482
SSM found out about this place. He doesn't feel comfortable anymore with you pervs.

Wonder if he'll garn local later

brutally manhandled and chucked out the slip inn. piss take. didn't get to finish me craft beer.

>>81646525
story, lad? (truth or fiction are both fine.)

>>81646532
i was trying to record a video and the whole place went silent (could hear a pin drop), every one turned around and looked at me like i'm some bloody freak. "out," said some grumpy guy with his hands shaking and pointing at the door. "no, gonna finish me beer," I replied. "no you're bloody not kid, don't come here again," and then some locals started picking me up and chucked me on the roadside. busted me wrist.

Isn't it sad some of you lads just have no life anymore? You became an adult and just opted out. Like just rotting away for years and decades even. Not a single milestone.

>>81646568
post the video lad.

Feel like actual shit senpai

i have to pirate my cyberpunk game

>>81646588
i
- visited London and rode the Tube (2016)
- lived through a pandemic (2019-2020)
- saw that Strawberry Moon (2025)

it's more than enough history for me.

>>81646617
>i have to pirate my cyberpunk game
fascinating

Roasty mctoasty weather

>>81646617
Sorry to hear you are poor, Eva

>>81646588
Nothing wrong with staying at home but you should figure out productive hobbies and personal goals instead of scrolling 4chan and YouTube 24/7

>>81646588
now do your ruthmong asmr lasses routine

>>81646508
SSM is more perverted than any lad here.

>>81646617
didn't the GOG guys BECOME the evil corpos?

think the "you need our OPTIONAL client to play online multiplayer" is just DRM, isn't it? why not just let everyone play online, if they have the game installed?

ruths dad being forced to make a voluntary donation to help the helpers after his pub refused service to a group of apus

>>81646634
other websites you'd recommend?

two i like:
https://www.nytimes.com/games/wordle/
https://pointerpointer.com/

always looking for more, me.

Sad we will no longer get R*th drinking updates.

Been playing atomfall? Kinda like a poorer man's fallout set in England. It's okay, nothing special. I doubt il finish it but Its a time sink for a few hours

>>81646617
build?
went for a tech shotgun build in my playthrough

>>81646643
She's probably sipping a nice beer now in a beer garden.

>>81646653
I know lad. Little things like that made me so happy to know she's having a good time.

Yanklass loved her wordle

>>81646655
I was interested in that, but it's quite pricey (45), so I won't be getting that just yet. Might get days done, or just jump back into dayz for a bit.

Watching Green Room on Blu-ray with a nice cold beer. Cheers, lads. Cracking film.

It's honestly got to be the lad going out holding pieces of paper that caused all this shit.

>>81646682
Who is that lad? Is he a dolly

eva6 do you have the :| blank expression, or the :3ish sinister duck expression?

>>81646676
Aye I payed 55 I think. I don't regret it but if I had to put a value in it I'd put it somewhere around the 30 squids bar.
Days gone is better imo though obviously a very different game

romanced panam in my playthrough. wonder what eva did

>lads won't stop holding pieces of paper

>>81646682
is paperlad the newest britfeel dolly?

>>81646682
Your all as bad as eachother. Weirdos the lot of you.

Wonder what pigeon looking face lass with the scarred back is up to right now. Probably have a nice cold beer out in the breeze with the boyfriend too.

>already used a letter in Wordle
>it's not in there
>try it again
>in case it's in there now

>>81646657
netrunner & stealth

>>81646689
It the autist lad who leaves the house and writes britfeel on pieces of paper then takes a photo.

>>81646704
guess so, wonder what he looks like. got very boney hands.

>>81646707
I don't go out. maybe that's weird but I don't upset anyone outside.

Stop stalking her then ruthmong you freak

>>81646699
i like judy, not as attractive to me as panam, but more interesting
i also had sex with that police officer but i did not have a relationship with him

>>81646735
He's just a fan of her. You have to go outside to stalk.

I'd make Lola Young messy, if you get my drift.

"i also had sex with that police officer but i did not have a relationship with him"
- eva6

>>81646749
>What is e-stalking

>>81646751
brute-force a cool vanity tripcode, Billy No-name.

>>81646754
Everyone that talks about celebrities is one then.

>>81646693
That's what I was expecting. It might have been 55 and days gone 45, bloody pricey.
Just want a time sink, desu, bit of a story would be good, some crafting and base building, not much to ask is it?

Me? Just spaffed

>anon drew the spaff card

>>81646754
genuinely, what is it
>i had an online profile
>someone was looking at it
that's the digital equivalent of following someone who's leading you somewhere

>>81646752
it was a game
i didnt want to let him down too

>>81646770
>E-stalking (or electronic stalking) refers to the use of digital tools and online platforms to harass, track, or monitor someone's activities without their consent. It can involve a wide range of behaviors

>>81646778
In that case, multiple lads here are e-stalking SSM

>>81646771
just a daft sentence out of context, innit.

do you get into the actual "role playing" element of these games? live a life as your character? (jealous of those GTA RP people tbqh, looks fun.)

Grown men E-stalking and E-Gossiping.

>>81646792
no but it would be cool to be my character

>>81646778
> track, or monitor someone's activities without their consent.
so, you don't do anything?

shit, i am paper- and ear-stalking several authors and bands.

>>81646785
That lad who tracked SSM on Weymouth CCTV cameras springs to mind.

>>81646798
you're in IT, you're like 1/10th of the way there.

>>81646778
That's for people that like to post and message their ex partners constantly on multiple accounts. It's not for being a fan of someone and discussing them.

>>81646805
yes but i also cant make people kill themselves with a computer chip in my brain

if i was a woman, i'd have some cyberpunk shaved head/side parting.

also, i'd get very good at singing.

First one certainly applies to Ruthmong.

>>81646824
theres just no such thing as good old fashioned hiding in the bushes and watching someone walk home from work anymore, is there?

>>81646824
>without their permission

You don't need someone's permission to load a public page up. MONG.

>>81646810
sinister stuff, this.

anyway, we'll probably have computer-brain-chips in your lifetime. SOMEONE has to find the first exploits, cause an aneurysm or something.

>>81646824
ask the robot why someone is doing this, though. is it a sex thing? blackmail?

>>81646824
>First one certainly applies to Ruthmong.
fascinating

>Their [roastie feminist] ideology sets them [roasties] up to enter the relationship market when their marriage value is lowest.
https://alt-market.us/feminists-are-begging-for-men-to-come-back-but-still-blame-them-for-everything/

OOF madonne. Quite the superb article, this, is it not

I wish I had a lass obsessed with me.

>forum profile has a 'Find all posts by username123' link

fucking hell, why not program in a 'skin username123 and wear their flesh' feature while you're at it??

saturday afternoon, ruth is probably already 6 pints deep

DJ is in sprogborough again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbncLamhcfk

>>81646880
I'm sure she is. Must have a sweaty tuppence too.

>>81646870
don't care about this crypto-freedom-blogger's response.

>Men, Where Have You Gone? Please Come Back.
read the original article. my answer is 'no'. AI companionship is just around the corner.

>>81646588
As if normies don't just rot away for decades doing their meaningless shit either.

>In a battle of who can endure loneliness longer, men will win, so don't make it into a battle.

Basado mucho

maybe she's doing a digital detox. something to consider.

>>81646881
Good old Nigel. Nothing better to do than go round targetting the gullible working class for his youtoobs. What a class act. Fuck frauditors and most of all...fuck Veitch, the convicted woman beater who makes out his ex sends out gangs of men to beat him up.

>>81646872
don't think it's going to be sexy like your animes. probably something like that Baby Reindeer programme.
or even if she's USUALLY nice and physically attractive, what if she starts threatening to hurt herself and stuff. however twisted or just patient you think you are, there's a limit.

>>81646897
I wish lad. Sadly no. She doesn't want much of an online presence any more.

>Roasties: "Where are all the good men?"
>Me: "Back in your 20's, right where you left them."

I think the heat is getting to Ruthmong.

>>81646928
>Roasties: "Where are all the good men?"
>Average Men: "Over here. We're single and employed."
>Also Roasties: "Noo...not them. We want to be swept of our feet like the handsome men in our fantasy romances."

>>81646909
It's not that deep lad its just what he does to make money he has a lot of good interactions with people too. Veitch is a cunt in general, probably agree with him on some things but his general demeanour is cunty. I do not really have an opinion on the allegations his ex made, no way of knowing whether they are true, as he says, or false as he says. I do know people who were ruined by false accusations after a relationship break up

>>81646949
He's just pissed off because she's not doing public drinking updates no more.

>>81646956
>We want to be swept of our feet like the handsome men in our fantasy romances.
i mean if they CAN get this, i don't exactly blame them.

maybe men are might to be more picky, based zoomers balancing the scales.

>>81646957
doesn't seem like a good idea to go around talking shit about people, very publicly, when you have skeletons in your closet.

He looks like a more retarded, older jammers the more you look at him.

>>81647003
>He looks like a more retarded, older jammers the more you look at him.
fascinating

>>81646588
Yeah I definitely want to get my life back together. I disagree that I "opted out" though, especially since I've had jobs and I've lived independently. I was doing alright but then my life kind of fell apart. I need to just keep trying to put it back together.

>>81646928
>>81646956
Chad doesn't have time for old roasties. Only young women handsome men care about most from a sexual perspective. This is what they get so bitter about. Not having a top man and seeing him with younger women. Basically a similar feeling to how incels feel for not getting a drop of pussy.

Laura embraces her fans with open arms. Ruth shuns them.

>>81647045
True. She has a lot more confidence. Scoliosis sucks but she hasn't let that affect her life. However she's aged quite a bit in the past year. I liked her best here.

sadsackfagging

https://youtu.be/fcikMwAvOac

whoa

>>81647003
They both know work is shit and they are right. Although I doubt SSM would let someone bully him the way Jammers got bullied, he put that lad in the bus in his place and the lad apologised after SSM made it clear he was not someone to be fucked with

>(internet girl) is not like that. she is like this. her hair looks best in a bun.

you are going to kill someone

oh mammy imogen poots fart in my face

Ray wise looks young in this considering twin peaks was 3 years later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KJrJATxu6M

>>81646588
spent the first 24 years of life pure grinding at stupid fucking milestones, today marks the first day in which I can finally fucking relax.
>Stem Msc: done
>manual drivers license: done (today)
>job: done
>gf: done

I will now proceed to never do anything ever again.

>>81647211
You ever see the show Reaper? I enjoyed him in that so I did.

>>81647211
One of my favourite films. Great from start to finish.

>>81647218
this was fun. mad that "Kevin Smith directed the first episode!" was actually a draw at the time.

>>81647218
no looks interesting though lad might give it a watch

>>81647235
Yeah used to think it was a boring film but it has aged well lot better than most of the slop coming out now

>>81647172
we saw different videos clearly

>>81647235
Still need to get that on 4K. I'm a huge Verhoeven fan but never seen RoboCop for some reason. You ever seen Starship Troopers?

>>81647262
> never seen RoboCop for some reason.
WATCH IT YOU TIT

>>81647172
Work can be rewarding if you get a job you enjoy, and also it gives you self-esteem, and MONEY. And it gives you the chance to go on dates. Because women don't want dates with unemployed guys.

No need for anxiety lad
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>>81647269
I've bigged it up in my head so long now I want to watch the best possible version so I'll snag that 4K eventually.

>>81647275
doing no work is more fun. If you need to slave away for self-esteem, you have bigger issues. Bennies gives money. Most women aren't virgins anymore, so who cares about them