Tradeston Bridge edishy

Squiggly bridge x

Choccy been cancelled
Jst have my protein bars

Which bird pals are awake at 3 in the morning?I can hear them already.Ill throw sum seeds out

Its seagulls x

https://vocaroo.com/1gUxbrF9ZBbb keeeeek

https://vocaroo.com/1lNeBuaIHWxc oh it lush

Bedtime codeine down the hatchx

Today i had cravings for scent of chlorine water in a swimming pool
Found sum candles on etsy

Necking sum cashews.Not today choccy.I love u but youre not good for me.....</3 xxxxxxxxxx

Gna get my skinny wee arse down the library n get a education

This wis for when i was gna kms a few years ago

This wis for when l was gna kms a few years ago

Getting ready 4 bed x

U make heaven a place on earth x

Scottish bluebells x

Craving choccy again..I want my mint club biccys. u_______u

https://youtu.be/p-GnXlBDTAo this lassies vids give me tingles big time

God do i hate summer

Scottish primrose x

>At the weekend fell asleep with britfeel thread on my phone nicotine patch on my arm had a dream about a splinter group of anons made a britfeel spinoff on pol called /gay lads/, was otherwise identical thread
From my 2024 dream diary

Am ashamed that ive not quit the pills in time for my family event.On the bright side i have quit nicotine.I suppose that is the more visually obvious one to other ppl.I know my mum really didnt like vaping n she especially didnt like the zyns n said its really bad for you.I think the visual aspect of me doing that all the time upset her.At least w the pills its just in my belly n its me alone that has to feel shite about it.I really hope i can get off them soon anyway.Am so tired of it.x

I learned 2 quit nicotine from my audiobook. :> It magic x I was listenin on my walksies x It positive thinking x Fresh start tabula rasa x

>>81675916
Good morning Crossy wen u going to bed fren? X

Ate too many cashews me leedinghamshires

>>81675997
Am away to bed now,,jst drank final cuppa nd am shattered.Ninight/have a nice day.xx

Kinell actually had a fit bird deliver be shopping just then, what a treat.

>>81676431
There are no good looking women in the UK

>>81676455
I reckon she was Polish or Ukrainian.

>meant be hotter in the UK
>several C less here than yesterday
cushty mates

everyones asleep, this thread is mine!

>>81676660
sorry mate i just woke up to start work (and lurk here on the sly)
you cant get rid of me

>>81676668
its ok it was starting to feel empty anyway

>>81676676
okay cool just a couple bros hanging out

Which way guuys?

>>81676835
Fighting the Gorilla would kill me, shagging Bonnie blue would be a mild nuisance at worst

>>81676856
Could catch STD anon

>>81676835
just dont get why anyone would watch her shit, she isnt even that hot

>>81676858
Blokes don't really catch STDs from women,

>>81676860
She' has hot legs desu

>>81676873
eh I dunno im a leg man and the thighs are above average but dont make me pop a chub or nothing

>>81676888
What ya di in this situation?

>>81676911
>custom tip
>0%

>>81676835
I'm a total cuck so absolutely I'd choose getting fucked by a gorilla

morning little gay men

>>81676911
>google it
>realise there's no such place as Gaut Coffee and Tea
>carry on with my day

hitler solved? that's why Jacob Collier is a good musician

>Good evening everybody welcome to Later With Jools Holland, first up tonight we have Jacob Collier with his new hit single 'Was Hitler Really The Bad Guy?'
>*wooooooooo*

what is this retard banging on about

Are we winning clockmaxxers?

>>81676991
Imaging having spent the first six months of 2025 posting on 4chan for 16 hours a day everyday.

Ok, I can admit, maybe 12 units of alcohol was a bit much when combined with a pregab. Holy fugg, I was wrecked, in bed by 10.
Chill for a bit, then I need to get ready for an important appointment.
Songnotrel, well sort of is, it's chill af.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28kbEitWE-A

>>81677017
all i know mate is you said "ill only do 4 pints not that much" and im basically binge drinking every night and i usually try to stop at 4 pints as its plenty lel
probably also depends how fast you drank init

>>81677015
>the first six months of 2025 posting on 4chan for 16 hours a day everyday.

Coorrrr, love me some dreamwave. This is the best I've come across:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiMSjM4NdUk

>>81677030
>gccomputer
I'm sure that's how dollymong envisions himself as he's clacking away at his keyboard from the moment he wakes up.

>>81677028
That was the plan, I don't think I drank them too fast. Just too much. Next time will be just pregab, ride that buzz (and weed [speaking of, I'm skinning up now]).

Feeling a bit better now, I signed into jootube, got all my playlists up, my soul can breathe a sigh of relief.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Oit2EK9ySI

Why are anons saying today is cooler? It';s HOTTER

>>81677087
only if you're in a shit bit of the UK
top of 25c here when it was 30odd yesterday

Corr, I can see thunderclouds

>>81677087
In the south east it'll be hotter, everywhere else cooler

Yesterday the highest temperature at this time was was 24.1, today it's 26.9

>>81677106
your in wales though

>>81677117
I didn't mean where I am (not wales), I meant Heathrow, just saying that we are already 2.8c above yesterday, so the highest temp will probably be 35c in London

Its really hot de lads

>>81677125
Might move to Alaska

I think I need to chop down the conifer tree. It is huge, almost touching the telephone cables.
Not sure what to do with it, I'd like to try and cut all the limbs, but leave the bits near the main stump, and try do a bonsai conifer, but it would need a good few years to grow back. I'm not sure how long I'll be here at this rented place.
Also, yes, I know it's a scruffy garden/more yard as itsflagged, with no grass.

Got to be my biggest crib win ever, insane game

>>81677163
Bit late to trim it now anyway lad, do it in early spring.

balding paedophile in a van

I've done a scientific experiment, and put my thermostat outside for a bit. Trying to see the outside temperature, but also seeing of the thermostat is broken, as its trying to tell me it is 25.5 in muh kitchen (I don't believe it).

ask no questions tell no liieeees
ask no questions tell no liieeees
it ps5 for mark. it might not be for you, but it certainly for him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPNeI-60xRo

>>81677163
love the stacks of moretti there lad

>>81677163
Get the raspberries collected before the birds get to them pal

>>81677194
Does he do anything with that tech or just brag about owning it?

>>81677200
or blackflies init

>>81677192
Mine said that too (just dropped to 25.0 as I try to take the pic)

>>81677163
>bonsai
not how it works retard
anyway this tree is going to be a nightmare for you to trim by yourself, you're not going to be able to do it, you don't have the tools to start off, conifer branches are thick you'll need a saw, ideally a chainsaw, then you'll need a skip for all the green waste and a lot of effort to cut up the big branches
you're going to want to cut off the top, cut the bottom left, then trim it down and go from there
get someone in to do it, cost you a few hundred quid minimum though

would need to see it from the side and the rear but i'd take this bit right back, looks like its sticking out into the garden, it's going to be coming from a big branch off the trunk a bit lower down
that bottom left is just fucked as well going to be thick of smaller branches
big fucking job love gonna cost ya

25/26c in my office, but that is with 2 PCs running (and a fan to help offset that)

Close to death me de lads can barely breath becomes of the heat send help x

>>81677220
>you don't have the tools to start off
Hew has an axe, what more does he need?

>>81677242
for one you're not getting to the trunk with an axe, its never going to happen in one go either, if that tree were to topple its going to take the wall and the house out, you'd need to take it down in sections with a chainsaw

>>81677200
I'm leaving them this year, the wildlife can have them. I need to do something with it, not in the best container, but it seems to be doing well, multiple berries (only a small punnet worth).
>>81677220
I need rope to get bits to fall in certain directions as well, I want to avoid the neighbours shed). I know it's not going to be easy (and I might not be able to stand on the wall to reach higher up either, due to having a fucked leg/left side of muh body).
Chainsaw will be needed, a little skip/multiple trips to the tip.

>>81677267
>a little skip/multiple trips to the tip.
this nigga doesn't have a firepit

>>81677253
It was just a joke, mate. He's know for just going at things with an axe, like his computer chair or anything he feels like destroying.
Joke aside, I still wouldn't put it past him to have a go with the axe hahaha.

What kind of a name is this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Obese-Jecty

>>81677267
do you even have permission to remove it?
>stand on the wall
mate you haven't got a chance. you're going to end up hurting yourself or causing severe property damage
leave it to the professionals or leave it alone

>>81677237
I'll get some more pics, and some of the inner bit of it (limbs/trunk), it's like there's 4 or 5 conifers growing, but it is all from the 1 trunk.
>>81677242
I chopped one limb off a couple of years ago, sharpened my axe using my normal knife sharpener, kek. Left the axe in the front room and forgot (after taking pics pretending to chop muh keyboard up), and my mate saw it, and asked why it was there, and I declared it's muh problem solver, then had to explain a few things. Think the only problem I didn't use it for was when I got the wardrobe stuck at the bottom of my stairs.

i already know i'm short, please stop telling him that too

>>81677242
Community service today? x

>>81677294
He'll be fine trimming it

>>81677298
Nuh, only on Sunday's because 'I'm less of a threat to the public then', whatever that means.

>>81677237
he shouldn't be paying any money to do it if he's renting that property. tell the landlord, and if he cares which he probably won't, it'll all be on for freee

>>81677292
It's ghanian so it's not pronounced 'obese', probably pronounced like 'oh-bee-see' or something.

so do you need it to be deeper than this or are you just seething that i don't post here anymore?

>>81677353
>i don't post here anymore?
who are 'you'?

>>81677278
Have you seen the size of his garden. You'd have a neighbour phoning the police in minutes.

>>81677356
A talking stalker

>>81677294
The landlord will just say to replace it with something. I have a house inspection tomorrow, so will bring it up then.
I am an idiot, but not completely stupid. I'm not felling the tree, like you said, do it in sections, do it carefully. I'll start by taking on the smaller outer limbs, make a bit of space, make it easier to see/get into the main trunk.
The top will be the tricky part, I can get a rope on it, but then cutting it could be tricky as the branch will have tension on it, and could pop off weirdly when cutting it.
Going out for a smoke, so will get some pics.

Feel rough af me. Ended up going on an all night sesh with my "smackhead mate". Keeping off the wooze for a couple of weeks now. Need to give my body and bank balance a break from it all.

>>81677372
Thought you blocked him, hope you sort your life out once and for all de lad x

>>81677359
you seem pretty stupid desu lad. i mean, it's not even your tree, there's no particular reason to be taking it down and you haven't got a clue how to do it. probably blocking the stink of your weed from the neighbours as well, and it's providing privacy so they can't see you being a retard

>>81677414
It is getting too big, that is the reason for this. It is out of control, getting really close to telegraph lines, obstructing a path to the back of the neighbours house. I'll see what they say when I have the inspection tomorrow. I've removed bushes in the past, but that is not the same as a massive tree.
No need to be a dick, lad.

>https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/5365040-aibu-to-be-completely-repelled-by-dsss-abysmal-hygiene

>But this weekend, I discovered that stepson regularly smears his sheets with shit and then sleeps in them. For two weeks sometimes. Husband has told him off but "he always answers back". This is the absolute limit for me, however. How????? Husband explained that he uses the toilet just before bed, sleeps naked, then in the morning sits on the edge of the bed to put his pants on. OK, we understand the mechanics of it but in what universe is this acceptable? Why is his ass that dirty to begin with? Accidents happen but wouldn't any normal person immediately rip the sheets off and put them in a hot wash?

>>81677414
he'd be stupider for leaving it and then having it fall or become a hazard or something, as then he'd be responsible

> He spends every night rolling in his own shit. He's stayed at my house, never so much as washed his face, but my sheets are dark colours so who knows. If shit on the sheets doesn't bother him, would he even wash it off his hands?

carbon emissions were a mistake

>>81677468
ill show you some emissions
*rips a danger close fat one*

>>81677474
that's methane

>>81677295
>Think the only problem I didn't use it for was when I got the wardrobe stuck at the bottom of my stairs.
This is the funniest night I had on /britfeel/ we were both drunk as lords and you went on a mission to move your wardrobe hahaha.

alright there my lads x

Thread is really slow, I'm going to go off to do some reading and maybe watch a film, I bet within minutes the thread springs into life

>>81677492
well i might go on a mental one and start making loads of posts soon

>>81677483
That night I was stupid, do not try to 1 man a fully assembled oak wardrobe downstairs when drunk, or sober, desu. It was really fun though, having to ring my mate to help move it. Can't remember if he helped me that night or if I just climbed over it for a day and got help after, I do remember climbing over it several times.

>>81677500
You climbed over it several times trying to move it and by bed time you were so drunk you slept on the sofa, your mate helped you the next day. That's how I remember it, mate. Funny AF.

>>81677480
still an emission though

Team meeting at 11:30. Lord give me fucking strength holy shit.

applied to google
please hire me x

>>81677567
He looks like my postie in that pic

>>81677490
Interesting phenotype. Not as pretty as me marie, though.

>>81677575
finally, someone posting good ASMR lasses
she's 17 you sick fuck

>>81677572
Very well might be him de lad

my parcel got lost at royal mail mail centre in december 2023
wonder where it went

>>81677527
Good times, kek. No more foolish things like that for me. I need to be sesible with this behemoth of a conifer, might even be 2 conifers, there's 2 big trunks it seems.
I'll let the letting agent know tomorrow, and see what she says.

>>81677567
not some bad AIslop that

>>81677580
She's not. Just got some health issue. Is it normal to feel like you want some sweet lass like that in your life?

Had dreams about my primary school gf and secondary school crush again. They were both adults now. Very sad vibes waking up. Why does the brain do us like this? I don't want to be reminded I last kissed a girl aged 10.

>>81677620
>She's not. Just got some health issue
She said it in a Q&A mate, your cope won't work here. I'm fully clued up on my ASMR thot lore (as long as they're not shite at the actual ASMR or just goonbait).

We will all make it in July

>>81677627
That was months ago lad. You don't stay the same age forever. I guess you fell in love with her beauty too. I think I like her better with the light hair though.

July 2025.

Only those who know.

If dubs Ruthmong will buy some shoes in July

Literally nothing wrong with being attracted to a 17 year old girl.

https://youtu.be/5_knOWk6Ojk

Tunes on, July 2025.

Thought you mongs were joking about it being hot today then realised it's still 34 degrees down sarf when I put Wimbledon on. It a very very cushty 20 degrees up here.

July 2025 selfie

https://youtu.be/qMYIiM6uzcI

Only walked into town for a subway and my heart rate reached 152

cor drinking relapse. done the first half of the year sober, now drinking a Punk IPA and an Opihr gin and tonic.

waiting for the feelings to kick in

>>81677651
>months
not sure about that mate

>>81677692
>>81677692
How fat are you? I do 30 mins on the stairmaster on a fairly fast setting and keep 160-170. 200 steps on a moderate setting is 155-160

>>81677665
Literally nothing legally wrong with collecting your girlfriend from school and having sex with her if she's 16 or over in the UK (as long as you are not in a position of trust).

Back on the PlayStation front. What a mad lad

I wonder if that school teacher who ran off abroad with the teenager he fell in love with at school is now in a relationship with her. He must be out of prison now.

July 2025 fit #1

really dont need a fucking live feed of SSM video stills mate

>>81677690
>failed MOT
it not rite, he just wanna go Napa with the Deanos

>>81677693
Do you plan on drinking more, or just those? It's ok to have a setback, I bet it happens often.

>>81677662
I don't think that will be happening. I think some people just end up never beating the mental health.

>>81677699
i'm not desu, my bmi is within the normal range

>>81677731
get your health checked mate

>>81677729
I've got some life affirming vlogs coming soon! we're not losers we are patient winners, we will win it just takes longer and requires patience. Late bloomers. Trust the plan.

Might buy a linen shirt

>>81677744
ok jammers, time to quit the alcohol and get your life back on track ready for more wageslavery at the factory.

>>81677728
honestly not sure. did 3 years sober, had a mental breakdown (actual psychosis type shit maybe). just spent a few days out of mind buying alcohol and not caring about cars hitting me and drinking, fuck it, suicide. (i did not commit suicide.)

this has reset the 6 months counter, fine. was wondering what drink was like given how my body feels, and that's the 'normal' drug, and i used to like it.

Unsubscribe from your ASMR spiritual demons and subscribe to me Ruthmong.

I will lead you to righteousness.

Read that again.

Garn Slots

Trust the process.

>>81677757
>was wondering what drink was like given how my body feels
How did it feel?

>>81677718
Reebok classics lets go. Good taste in shoes my lid.

>>81677760
You're not a pretty lass. I don't need any males showing up again in my recommended.

>>81677650
>>81677654
>>81677676
>>81677690
I see you've embraced Clockmaxxing

New manager? Don't like him already. Don't care. Shall be ignoring him and doing my own thing. It my world (until I'm fired which will be lush).

>>81677690
Corr
https://youtube.com/watch?v=i3Jv9fNPjgk

It's legal to knock someone to the ground if you feel threatened. Based bodyguard.
https://youtu.be/2ALA3ws4c84

>>81677751
That is 100% cotton from M&S, I have thought about linen before not sure if you have to wash it specially

what's 111 for? i know it's non-emergency health problems, but what's it for?
https://111.nhs.uk/
this is all shite about using the website.
https://www.nhs.uk/nhs-services/urgent-and-emergency-care-services/when-to-use-111/
christ they are really switching to '111 online'

>>81677775
You're doomed, don't reply to me again you spiritual demon

>>81677777
7 quints for the 7th month. The signs are good. Clockmaxxing.

>>81677784
Just put it on a 30c low spin wash and air dry I suspect. Linen is supposed to look "creased" like that.

>>81677779
Cheeka

>>81677785
"i have an issue im worried about but its not urgent enough for an ambulance but urgent enough to not want to wait for a GP appointment for fucking ages"

honestly ive found it useful for getting a kick up the ass for your GP. every time I rang 111 they almost always got me a same-day or next-day appointment with the GP, as opposed to going to the actual GP who will try and fob me off

I bet you lads didn't have 240k subscribers between your combined youtube channels when you were a teen. It's clear she makes exceptionally good asmr.

>>81677768
chronic pain due to ketamine abuse. recently went from just my liver hurts, i can tell when it's cramping, to something else. sharp pains. not my liver.

are you encouraging lads to get/stay sober? or perhaps just doing this for the lulz? either is fair enough imo.

>>81677795
Me? I just go straight to a&e.

>>81677795
This, it's a way to cut the queue at the GP.

>>81677725
My car failed its MOT, but now passed. Need 4 new tyres soon enough.

Tbf my car is 21 years old.

>>81677715
Cash injection soon

Calling up 111 with caller id off for your suicidal thoughts and they start demanding your personal details. If you don't give them they say dial 999. So you do that but then the police come and arrest you for not telling them your details too.

>>81677810
You can't withhold your number from 111 or 999

>>81677810
It's weird how the mere elusion to such an act prompts such a panicked response

>Got burgled
We'll give you a crime number
>Bloke walking around with a knife
We'll send some officers out this evening
>Nonces loitering outside a school
We'll give them some words of advice
>I've had vague suicidal thoughts this week but I'm basically fine now
6 squad cars on blue lights 12 officers and an ambulance

>>81677800
My GP fucking told me to do that once and then 111 was like "weird, we got you an appointment with the GP instead as it's clearly not that big of a deal"
Which is funny as the 111 callers arent doctors, just monkeys that go through 111 online and make a judgement call.

>>81677797
>are you encouraging lads to get/stay sober? or perhaps just doing this for the lulz?
Neither really, I'm definitely not going to laugh at you, I was going to say 3 years sober is really good.

111 is a humiliation ritual

That's right... it's that time of day again... for a DVD UPDATE! The much loved Britfeel staple returns. Todays deliveries include an addition to my Sam Peckinpah collection, some more Wong Dong classics and a variety of Wapanese films including the cult classic Typhoon Club restored in 4K.

dentist tomorrow, fucks sake

New mercedes Sedan, the 'lex sport

>>81677835
It lush. Better than giving it to the bookies.

Looking forward to seasideGAMING soon on the ps5 my liiiiids. Free games on tap with PlayStation plus. It lush.

>The women's strike in Iceland (1975) -
90% of women went on strike, refused to work, cook or care for children for one day and it paralyzed the country.

Men should start doing this now. Women honestly think they can run the world. Let's see all the transport workers, the sewer workers, the roadworks workers, the police, warehouse/factory workers, delivery drivers, house builders and slaughterhouse workers strike for one day. This will make women suffer.

Young men don't want to do shit jobs. Women are literally living in comfort thanks to hard working men. This will no longer be a reality once the older men die out and young men not getting any sex just opt out of contributing towards women and society as a whole. Hope these cunts want more migrants from female abusing countries and are prepared to get their hands dirty in some shit job. Young men will be busy larping as forklift operators and bus drivers in their simulation vidyas.

>it better than giving it to the wookies!

>>81677845
I could do with a dentist visit, but not signed up with anybody currently. Last 1 I saw, was a private 1 about 10 years ago.

>>81677835
School in the crosshairs (Nerawareta gakuen)
Looks like a good one. Nice one, mate.
>Nerawareta gakuen
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0125434/

Women would be so fucking miserable and hate life too if they had to do real work. The problem is women never really worked in the old days. They just did housewife shit and stayed at home all the time. Men went to work. Now they're working, they're taking only easy jobs. They really fucking deserve to be hated for being paid more than men for less work too.

>>81677859
>Looking forward to seasideGAMING

He even has a gaming channel. He's probably forgot he even made it

https://www.youtube.com/@seasideMARK-lu9cl

>>81677872
Timmy's not looking good.

>>81677888
I am a man and I am happy and love life. Sounds like you have a skill issue

Bet he will even buy the exact same games too. Must be undiagnosed autism

>>81677859
He spent literally half an hour in the first room of Alone in the Dark doing nothing but repeat "Well I'm Alone and in the Dark".. He legitimately has mental issues

Put women in the army. Make it mandatory for them. Let them see the realities of war. Make them watch uncensored Ukraine war videos all day. Nah they just want to stay in their little bubbles while young mens mental health deteriorates from no relationships, no sex...and then these cunts wonder why misogyny and violence towards them exists. It's their own fault.

>>81677901
Kek he did. He got robocop and some golf game and some lad in the comments section told him those games that he purchased are free on ps plus.

>>81677717
No chance. She will have changed her mind about being with an old bloke

britfeel is a general without peer

>>81677903
Haha. Oh please tell me theres a video of this. So he plays the games and just parrots his catchphrases and other words.

Hope Mark can finish Sherlock Holmes this time.

>>81677911
No idea, he deleted them every time. It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. I'm not even joking. It was half an hour standing around in the first room. Fairly sure on cricket, the opposite team scored runs and shit and he thought it was his.

The best way to fight back at not getting any sex or love is to simply not contribute to society. You would only be supporting women by working in a shit job they wouldn't do anyway. At least by not working, women are paying for you to exist through their taxes. Think of disability income as an insurance to keep men sane.

>incel loses his mind and blames women
Tale as old as time.

>>81677918
Hes also bought a ps5 camera so I assume he will try and live stream it as well. Its going to be lush.

boxroom dollymong immediately cries when someone criticises women or browns

>>81677920
It makes logical sense to never contribute if you're not getting the perks of life.

His PS5 days are over, lads.

>>81677907
I'm pretty sure they reported she was visiting him in prison once she was of age. They are definitely lovers.

>>81677935
This is literally just so he can take it into cex and exchange it for cash and then default on the debt from the catalogue. Does it every year, sometimes multiple times.

>>81677935
Just found out he has bought and sold 5 ps5s an over the years. 2500 spent and probably got back about 1300. Bloody hell mark what are you playing at. He could get maximum 12 points on PIP for the managing money section.

You know what's fucked up? I could go outside right now and impact women. But I'm a sane man thankfully.

>>81677933
Maybe but how does it make logical sense to spend all day getting yourself into a tizzy about it? If you don't want to contribute, then just don't and get on with your life

You know what's fucked up? I could go outside right now and get laid. But I'm a sane man thankfully.

Women should live on edge knowing there are unstable men around them everywhere.

>>81677949
its not really that fucked up lad

>>81677948
His usual tricks he faffs about with a PS5 for a week before taking it to CEX for a cash injection. Entertaining so what do I care. Him trying to work out how to play Alone in the Dark was fucking hilarious.

>>81677949
You are the furthest thing from a sane man lad. You might be the most insane man on /britfeel/ and that's really saying something.

Men should live on edge knowing there are horny women around them everywhere.

>>81677956
It is when you think about it. Like I would not want to be alone as a woman in the evening on your average British street.

>>81674391 (OP)
Thank Allah we left Brit brose

>>81677968
>turkiye

that just means be the most interesting possible person ever

>>81677968
I'd just be lying on the ground all day in 37 degrees. I don't know how anyone can function above 30.

He knows he loses money every time, but he doesn't care because he's so indebted that the moment he has any liquid cash sitting around in his account it'll get taken to pay his debts. So instead he buys expensive electronics and takes the depreciation as an unavoidable loss whenever he sells it back to get more liquid cash again.

Surely there must be an easier way. But I guess he's just smart enough to think he's beating the system, while at the same time dumb enough to not figure out how to bleed massive amounts of money every time.

Sad, the supermarket sandwich selection slims ceaselessly
My meal deal's feels
are not ideal
Wholemeal
Is my achilles heel

murnin de lats
https://voca.ro/1lvh11l7sCmA

>>81677968
Thing is, you won't find a single building in those countries without AC. Meanwhile over here the government has essentially banned AC as a way of artificially driving down consumer demand for electricity because their own policies have made the price of it exorbitant and the capacity of the grid is insufficient.

*clowns honk in the background*

>>81677978
Love the seasideMARK impressions. Wish I had the confidence to do one my lid.

>>81677978
good arfternoon

>>81677980
>the government has essentially banned AC

That's weird because I have it in my house.

>>81677968
them lads love it though, they like burning

>>81677992
and you pay 10x more for it than any other civilized country

thnking about getting pic related

>>81677980
>Meanwhile over here the government has essentially banned AC
by what fucking logic lmao, you can get AC fine it's just faff and not the norm

>>81678001
used to have one of them but it wobbled a bit when you ran it and i always felt like i was about to get final destination'd

>>81677992
Of course you can still buy it and use it (for now), it's just that the cost of running an AC throughout the summer is mind-boggling and most people aren't willing or capable of paying for it. That's the hand-waving obfuscation they do: "uhm, ackshully sweaty it isn't BANNED, the government has just made it prohibitively expensive to operate *smugly fold arms*".

>>81677995
This. Same route they're going with cars and industry generally. Ratcheting up the price to do anything necessarily means fewer people will use it/engage with it/pursue it - a defacto ban to an increasingly large cohort of the population.

>>81678002
Read above.

Also, they might literally ban it at some point, like they're planning to do with boilers, internal combustion engines and wood burning stoves.

>>81677995
No I don't lol. Just looked it up and you're talking shit. It's more expensive than some countries, cheaper than others. Just as you'd expect. I'm sorry you are poor to afford it but that's not the government's fault.

>over here the government has essentially banned AC
Weird how this one seems to capture the imagination to such a degree
It would take probably three seconds to switch to a new tab and type 'air conditioning unit' into a search engine, and discover that noone is stopping you

>>81678009
did it actually make the room cooler

Some men will go without sex their entire lives. It's only fair these men withdraw from the workforce.

Coomed 3 times today. Not good

>>81678013
NTA, but you realise that England has, literally, the highest commercial and industrial energy prices in the entire world, right?

>>81678013
>energy prices are not the governments fault
Really? I would love to hear your reasoning for that. Go on little lad, we're all listening

>stopped drinking alcohol
>started binging soft drinks
im doomed to be fat

>>81678010
It's not particularly expensive to run AC here compared to other countries. The UK has fairly moderate energy prices and fairly mild summers. My electricity bill only goes up about 30 or 40 quid a month during the summer when I have it on. Don't talk shit please, friend.

>>81677980
>countries without AC
Iraqi here the we don't have 24 electricity so during most of the day time I can go fuck myself and die

>>81678021
If only we built more solar panels, then this would all be sorted

>>81678017
only if you were near enough right underneath it, didnt really notice anything when you first walked into the room

>>81678021
Why does that matter to me? I don't pay a commerical/industrial energy bill.
>>81678023
Energy prices are pretty low in the UK for households. Costs a lot more in Italy, for example.

>>81678034
might be worth it for my bedroom then

>>81678023
Because the government determines both grid capacity (supply relative to demand) domestically through energy policy and avenues for import internationally through trade policy. Is this bait?

Laughing at the idea of some loser sweltering in his roasting hot house and blaming everyone but himself that he can't afford air conditioning. Sort your life out lad.

Every summer all the mongs in this "first world" country complain about sweating their bollocks off in their boiling hot boxrooms, and then proceed to go on about how it only gets hot for a few days so they don't need AC. Just admit you live in poverty.

>>81678010
>cost of running an AC throughout the summer is mind-boggling
>1500W average for portables
>Absolute worst case scenario assuming shit tier 30p/kwh leccy contract and 24/7 constant usage is about 10.80 per 24 hours
>Won't run constantly due to thermostat and isn't required at night except for the fattest fatties, meaning realistically it's going to be well under a fiver a day

Lads just stick an ice pack between your wollocks and be done with it. Save you a couple of hundred quid

>>81678051
Yes, most of the UK does indeed live in relative poverty. This is not some gotcha, this is a disgusting indictment of how the country is run.

cor alcohol really is a different beast
even just drinking this chilli G&T, i can FEEL it

>>81678028
>30 or 40 quid
average price is 27.03p per kwh so you're using between 111 and 148 kwh per month
wall mounted or portable air conditioning units use between 3 and 4 kwh/hour, meaning you are using the air conditioner for between 28 and 49 hours a month, or between 1 and 1.5 hours per day
this doesn't add up, mate, you're chatting shit

>>81678042
think you misread/misinterpreted my post

>>81678068
Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't see the 'not' when I read it first kek

>>81678059
that looks disgusting, like pond water

>>81677372
>Keeping off the wooze for a couple of weeks now
you won't

Fuck this constant fucking bickering about something you only need 1 week a year I'm going out on the open seas in Sailwind.
Can't die of heat if you die from the ocean first.

>>81678051
>>81678066
>wall mounted or portable air conditioning units use between 3 and 4 kwh/hour
With refrigeration gear, power consumption isn't the same as cooling capacity. How the fuck is a consumer item drawing more than 13A from a 13A socket?
About a kilowatt, maybe 1.5 is the typical sustained power usage for one of those water cooler looking portable units

BBC interviewing migrants before crossing and they're all saying because the UK is so nice and they can have a great life. The UK needs to make it clear to these illegal aliens that they are not welcome.

>>81678084
13a*230v = 3.9KW

>>81678078
if it was in some trendy bar, in a gin balloon, you wouldn't complain.

cor i'm saying things, because of alcohol. i can see why everyone likes it.

>>81678091
head on pikes at the white cliffs of dover?

ill ask again now that its busier, whats the gayest song ever written?

Plop one of these on your head and be done with it. Also a bit of eye candy for our crossy n all oh aye!

>>81678084
same way your oven, hob or shower does lad

Last time I was in America the AC made me sick as fuck. Convinced all that recycled air isn't good for you. Kept waking up with sore throats and runny nose and got a really bad cold.

>>81678091
But the revealed preference of the government is that thy ARE welcome here, very much so in fact. Free accommodation, free phones, free clothes, free meals, straight up just free money and all while being allowed to work under-the-table jobs like deliveroo bikers and being functionally free from prosecution for all but the most absurdly egregious crimes.

RUUUUUUUUULE BRITANNIA!!!!

>>81677718
You already posted this in /brit/

>>81678066
It's a ducted central air system and actually uses 1.2 kwh/hour lad. And it only comes on when the temperature goes up above a certain number.

>>81678095
make it look a bit more posh and you could sell that for 7 quid in london but i still hate it

>>81677718
>black shirt on hot day
why? afraid of the shadows your moobs make through a lighter material?

>>81677835
Roughly how much money do you think you've invested in your collection?

Tragic to see BN get wound up by AC and electricity prices

>Moving to the UK to start a great life
It's not a great life here it's shite

Gonna spend my lunch hour LARPing as british empire trade.
Those fuckers better give me a good price for my spices.

>>81678092
>3.9kW
is less than the 4 erroneously claimed, yes
>>81678102
How many of these portable air conditioners are you seeing which require an electrician to install lid?

I have literally never met anyone who has AC in this country and I am not in abject poverty. Not rich either so I suppose maybe really wealthy people have them? Never thought about getting one as it doesn't get THAT hot. Maybe in 10 or 20 years time.

>>81678114
I live in Scotland lad, why would I care about that? Different story when I lived in Bavaria though, fuck sake it was sweltering.

>>81678115
its good compared to afganistan

>>81678111
yeah maybe you could have the chilli flakes twinkling in the drink, some perfect massive chilli to one side, an umbrella and a straw.

instead you get my grotty everything. it's quite nice though. the flakes are annoying texture-wise, but you get the kick of the chilli and the kick of the gin.

You lads need to redpill yourself on the CO2 question. Most people don't get nearly enough air circulation through their houses/rooms and it produces a statistically significant increase in CO2 concentration in the air. Higher CO2 levels, even when non-toxic, still produces detrimental effects like slowed reaction times, impaired cognition, lethargy etc.

Circulate your air. Circulate your life.

>>81678128
It gets hot enough for it to be uncomfortable. Why not get AC? Everyone turns on heating in winter.

>>81678115
It is becoming increasingly so, but compared to the rest of the world it is still a fucking utopia flowing with milk and honey. But that's kind of the point - all the people moving from shitholes to our country turns ours into more of a shithole. We are reaching an equilibrium of global living standards which is 100% NOT GOOD if you're a british person.

>>81678134
no, if i open windows the wasps will get in and kill me

>>81678141
For like 1 week a year.
It's cold for entire seasons.

>>81678115
its better than 90% of all countries, mong

>>81678133
wont mixing chilli and alcohol give you terrible shits?

>>81677804
>bought on credit
>sells for cash injection
>pays minimum payments on credit card
corr ssm got it all figured out

>>81678141
Not really that uncomfortable. I'd say that's more to do with the humidity in the air. A dehumidifier would sort that and make the heat more bearable and cost less.

>>81678155
In fairness, if there's a significant chance of your death in the foreseeable future that is actually a valid financial strategy

>>81678150
>its better than 90% of all countries, mong
Lmao keep thinking that

>>81678150
Not exactly a high bar that is it

>>81678164
>valid financial strategy
>lives in squalor and is always skint
uuuuummm...

>>81678164
There was a guy on Reddit with a terminal illness who was bragging about taking out all these credit cards and maxing them out. Good idea.

I've seen loads of ACs around my area, loads of them pipes sticking out windows

>>81678176
He lives in squalor because he doesn't clean his shit. Has nothing to do with his finances.

He's not even always skint. He spunks away so much money on alcohol every time he goes out

Emma Muttucanu needs my erect cockle up her half cast arse.

>>81678180
There was a lad here who had terminal illness and did the same thing. Think it was just before covid. RIP Anonlad o7

Everyone in the UK lives in squalor, move to Asia

whats to stop you maxing out credit cards then the just leaving the country instead of paying?

>>81677905
kek he also paid for 24 months ps plus premium sub-sub-subscription bundle

>>81678189
literally nothing assuming you're not coming back anytime soon

>>81678190
Well it on for free int it? Curse it is.

I mean, I would do the same desu...

>>81678176
>lives in squalor and is always skint
We've established he's immediately investing into depreciating assets as to keep any liquidity hidden from creditors
He's probably a millionaire at this rate, it's just all in CeX receipts. You wouldn't get it.

>parents giving into their kids and making seperate dinners
when I was a kid you'd eat what you were given or you wouldn't eat, no way my mum would be running about cooking three or four different meals

>>81678186
Never seen someone look that much like they have downs syndrome without actually having it.
I wonder how she avoided getting flushed at birth

Is it hard to move to China

Baker still ere?

>>81678217
if you have a degree you could sell your soul to become a dancing monkey by singing out to chink kids about how to say "my name is..."

>>81678166
Name all countries that are better

OK, off t'neurology appointment, then need to go to my mum's and check some weird marks on her ceiling, and climb up into the loft.

>>81678217
There was an anon here once going in about a business trip he was on in Beijing and then Hong Kong and apparently they are all massive alcoholics.

>>81678228
Should she be having you climbing into the loft with your eye problems, lad? Stay safe and good luck at the appointment. x

>>81678223
I felt so bad for Mr. Huang, the chingchong teacher at my high school
Obviously on some exchange thing, straight from Guangdong to Dundee.
Never witnessed kids run rings around a teacher in quite the same way
I have no doubt the poor wee guy will cheer Xi on when he glasses us.

>>81678217
You need a Z visa (workers visa, with employer sponsor already figured out). If you visit on a tourist visa and overstay/find work they WILL prosecute you; they take immigration seriously unlike over here. For a Z visa and for an employer to sponsor you you will typically need
>degree
>two year experience
>no criminal record
>medical exam
>passport
t. lad who worked in China previously

>>81678226
Australia, New Zealand, Denmark, Finland, Norway, Sweden, Iceland, Netherlands, Switzerland, Ireland, Canada, Japan, Thailand, Costa Rica, Portugal, Spain, Greece, Italy, Uruguay, Malta, Cyprus, Slovenia, Austria, Luxembourg, Belgium, France, South Korea, Taiwan, Malaysia

>>81678245
Sounds pretty straightforward.

>>81678245
You the lad who went to Chengdu university?

>>81678254
You could have listed literally every single European country (except Vatican City) too.

Some of those European countries are as bad or worse than us with certain kinds of immigrants.

Timmy's having spaghetti for lunch if that's alright with you?

I wipe my arse with the UK flag and spit on the crown

Whennpeople deny the UK is a shithole by pointing out even worse countries, you know it's possible for all countries to be shit, just some less so than others

>>81678152
maybe? not sure if spice/capsaicin/whatever inherently does. it's just a nice drink.

Watching a local auctioneer flogging a load of old shite
Dropleaf dining table for 12 quid

>>81678238
She can't get up there, she had the loft hatch moved (as it was near the side door), and it's in a worse place now (IMO, did warn against moving it), it's hard to explain, so I'll take a pic.
My eyes aren't the issue, it's my leg and knees, but I'll get up there so no issue yet.

>>81678269
I wip my arse with my computer science degree certificate

>hand is not shaking
>insides are not hurting
d-did drinking again cure me?

>>81678268
why is he still in hospital ?

>>81678270
I've lived in a few countries. They all have problems. You just need to choose the problems you can tolerate.

Computer Science degree covered in poo stains, well it's more useful for that than trying to get a job with isn't it?

>>81678255
Yeah it's not especially complicated, but you have to remember that you're a worker and you're there to work. You'll be treated just fine, and China is a great place, but it's 100% not like immigration here in the UK. You aren't going to get citizenship, you will be arrested and deported for crimes, you will be expected to work and you will not receive government handouts like you get here.

>>81678256
No sorry, I didn't go to uni in China. I lived and worked in Shenzhen and briefly Tianjin.

>>81678254
Australia's fucked
New Zealand is only good if you're a gorillionaire
Denmark has fallen
Finland has fallen
Norway has fallen
Sweden has fallen
Iceland same issue as NZ
NL has fallen
Switzerland, fair enough
Ireland is a US-level two tier society, and has fallen
Canada has fallen
Japan hates us
Thailand is thirdie
Costa Rica is thirdie
Portugal has fallen
Spain and Greece both make our economy look half-decent
Italy has fallen
Uruguay is thirdie
Malta requires cash
Cyprus is poor outside of tourist areas
Slovenia is bogged
Austria has fallen
Luxembourg doesn't take forrins
Belgium has fallen
France lol lmao
SK won't take us
Taiwan won't take us
Malaysia is thirdie

>>81678296
I doubt you've been to half of those countries. There's a fair chance you've not been to any of them.

At least today is the last ridiculously hot day, for the time being anyway

Funny to think that people who don't even wash their arse after defaecating think they are "the civilized world"

>>81678283
Because Dr Abdul won't just tell him he's a waste of space and energy who should just be sitting at home wallowing in his own shit while no one comes to help him, so instead he sits in an expensive hospital bed for months and months after falling off the toilet. Do you know anyone who's ever fallen off a toilet and needed hospitalising for even a day? How high even is a toilet? About 15 inches? How the fuck do you hurt yourself enough to spend months in a hospital when you fall from 15 inches? Fuck Dr Abdul and fuck Timmy.

>>81678306
Not hot up norf my liiid it lush. Nice and gray just the way I like it.

oxblood leather wingback chairs x2 for 50 quid

>>81678326
They're either fake leather or grotty as fuck mate

>>81678295
Heard that the Chinese don't like forrins. Did you get any asian pussy?

>>81678340
>Did you get any asian pussy?
Zhade only.

>>81678335
It's all from house clearances from what I can tell
Some nice ladders coming up, might get them

>>81678268
Its not alright with me desu

>>81678306
Weather models showing 37c on the 12th of July

>>81678320
>Some individuals remain hospitalized for extended periods (months or longer) due to a combination of complex medical conditions, inadequate social support, and inefficiencies in the healthcare system. These situations often involve patients with chronic illnesses, those requiring extensive rehabilitation, or those facing discharge challenges due to lack of suitable community care or caregiver support.

It's likely that he's been categorised as someone who needs regular care in order to live on his own somewhere. Until that care provision is in place he can't be discharged. You might not like it, but them's the rules.

>>81678340
>Heard that the Chinese don't like forrins.
Meh, they don't like anyone who makes China less nice. They generally like Europeans and generally dislike non-Europeans (what a shocker) but if you are polite, clean-cut, respectful and hard-working then they will get along with you just fine. China is very obviously run for the Chinese, and specifically for the Han. There's no compromise and no ambiguity and so you don't get the inherent ethnic friction you see in countries like the UK where the country is very obviously NOT being run for the native population. Most people will look at you with a sort of cosmopolitan curiosity if not a sort of banal ambivalence.
>Did you get any asian pussy?
Yep. Most young Chinese people are quite liberal by all accounts with things like attitudes towards sex, they are just liberal in the context of being overt Chinese nationalists. When you get into the realm of marriage and family they become more serious and conservative, but yeah you can get pussy quite easily.

>>81678366
mate he is trying to hire himself for the only thing that will make people like him

>>81678306
Where I live it gets even hotter tomorrow

>>81678367
Impossible to predict. 10 day forecasts are for impatient mongs.

>>81678367
Fuck me that 37 is literally right dead fucking centre on where I am. For FUCK SAKE.

>>81678378
The 40c in July 2022 was forecast 11 days in advance, of course the further you go out the less certaintity there is, but all models are showing at least 30c for multiple days in the middle of July

>>81678367
*blows up the paddling pool*
*puts up the big umbrella*

>>81678379
Alright Huntingdon/Ely/Norwich anon

>>81678383
Now do the 50,000 times they were wrong

Bad enough listening to normiemongs talk about the weather irl without having it here also

indulging in some /mu/core lads

I'm just clockmaxxxing until Ebin's video drops

https://youtu.be/GqeH5wfJkh8 Tilde doing years of hormones and voice training to sound like salad fingers

Baldrew works for the gambling commission on Alderney now. Yet another humiliation for Broadbridge.

>>81678141
Because by the time the AC bloke comes to put it in, it's cold and rainy again for the rest of the year

Sweating my wollocks off after hoovering and doing the dishes.

Corrrr. This tennis lass from the Phillipines is lush indeed.

>>81678141
not worth it when you will use it 8 days a year

had a coffee and a cigarette, now I'm having a big poo :D

Started wanking but it just made the heat worse ffs

>>81678496
Makes me laugh how superior he acts on his "employed woman" persona when you remember it's from the same guy with this weak incel(male) voice. This is what anime does to sexless young men.

>>81678496
I really don't like being reminded of how weird you all are

>>81678430
saw them live recently was amazing mate x

>>81678496
Sounds like pic related.

arrowsheads arrowheads arrowsheads arrowheads x

IS HE AVIN A LAFF? ARE YOU AVIN A LAFF?

>>81678661
Listen. I'd love to fuck her. I won't ask about her tits this time. HOWEVER, I would like to see a completely unfiltered photo of her. Her face always looks uncanny.

>>81678671
how are you always here

friendly reminder to drink lots of fluids (not alcohol) in his hot weather, dehydration is no joke

>>81678697
How are YOU always here posting susu coomer bait?

>>81678661
>>81678697
Just imagine how easy her life is. All the money she could ever want, all the attention and sex she could ever want, whenever she wants it. Truly, TRULY easy-mode.

>>81678701
ive not been posting that much but you always reply within 5 minutes mate

>>81678697
I'm here everyday buddy. She looks super cute in that picture thanks for sharing. Less filtered than the rest too. The bazongas are out of control though. Corrrr.

>>81678697
Because that's spam/dollymong and he's here 16 hours a day 7 days a week

hello how are you all I will be posting here for a few days

>>81678722
Running them through unlucid as we speak phwoaaaarrrrrrrrrrr

>>81678730
that's illegal and you just admitted to a crime x

>>81678737
I was only joking PC Plod

>>81678730
Cheers mucker make sure to share the results to me. I stopped using Unlucid as I didn't like having my Google account tied to it. Deleted the account but they have my data now anyway probably!

>>81678698
what about bitter shandies lad? they don't really count

Had 1 beer yesterday and almost passed out

Antidepressant guy again

Maybe I should stop all these drugs. They're shit. They take away your real personality.

>>81678763
>almost passed out
why

nearly at 400...

>>81678799
It were too hot outside mate I couldn't breathe

>>81678803
lets take it to 500!

>>81678817
No. Soon it will be past 400 and I will post about my post-400 anxiety and ask for a new one.

Come on, nearly at 400

Threads so fucking slow what's wrong with you all

>>81678857
>Threads so fucking slow what's wrong with you all
see all these posts many times before so not worth replying to

>>81678857
Too hot to post innit

Post-400 anxiety really, really bad right now, lads. Please make a new one as soon as possible.

>>81678893
me? dont give a shit about your post-400 anxiety

>>81678938
Bit harsh, I've never been a prick to you, why are you being a prick to me?

Waty Werry is single again dee lads

New thread about Cambridge in England lads
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