>Been chewing gum for a few hours
>Go take a piss in public toilet
>Finish piss
>Spit gum directly into the bowl
>Drop of piss water splashes directly onto my face
>mfw

This is the worst thread in the history of 4chan.

>>81687472 (OP)
Pissing while you're wearing shorts makes you realize you always have piss on your pants

>>81687472 (OP)
that's disgusting anon, i'd never look at my face the same way again.

>>81687472 (OP)
That's the universe punishing for not understanding how its physics works, get rekt pissfaced faggot.

>>81687472 (OP)
>>81687517
*punishing you

>>81687472 (OP)
toilet karma