>bring wet food to my wife's cat
>waiting for cat to finish eating
>point at my wife's birth control pills
>whisper "my nemesis"
>wife reassures me that I've been battling it regularly
I'm gonna win eventually. And it has to win every time, I only have to win once.

>>81696717 (OP)
Weird? Weird.

>>81696717 (OP)
W-What?
what?

>>81696822
>>81697211
Checked and I never said I'm not weird.

>>81696717 (OP)
>>81697229
is it because you want children?

>>81697234
I do want children but we're waiting a bit to get some things ready.

>>81697229
I just want to know what you mean anon
Were you like trying to tell the cat to sabotage your wife's birth control?
Because your post makes it sound like you just feed the cat, hissed at the birth control then your wife told you you will beat it some day and that the cat didn't do anything

>>81697242
>Were you like trying to tell the cat to sabotage your wife's birth control?
>Because your post makes it sound like you just feed the cat, hissed at the birth control then your wife told you you will beat it some day and that the cat didn't do anything
The cat is only relevant in that she's the reason I was in the vicinity of the birth control. She was on a shelf space near the bc.

>>81697267
Oh
I thought you were giving the cat some gucci food to convince it to help you out