Natalie Mars edition

>>81711030 (OP)
disgusting edition

>>81711040
Bit transphobic that

>>81711030 (OP)
id fuck his mouth
>>81711043
innit

WIPING MY SHITTY ARSE I AM

finally got a gp appointment for my mental elf

>only seen one video of her topping
why even live

>>81711030 (OP)
Stinky edition

PHWOARRR ME LEFT BOLLOCK'S ITCHY TODAY

Trans porn on tap. What a time to be alive

Natalie Mars Wacky Races Willy

>>81711030 (OP)
id be more impressed if a woman didnt use a computer screen

Every day we above ground's a great gay

Honestly never thought Shippy would be into trans women

>>81711048
That is your first massive mistake lad

All they will do is make your life worse , you will be longing for the days you didn't have some doctor trying to feed you meme pills and talk bollocks about your feelings or what ever other shite they do to justify their pay cheque

>>81711058
Women are so fucking embarrassing.

>>81711055
>What a time to be aIive

Seaside Mars it 4x lush.

Stuck in a rut. Another life shake up needed I reckon. Corr. Exciting times.

>>81711058
ok
*proceeds to rape and pillage

Time for a little nappingshire I reckon. Oh yes.

Wouldn't mind having a cuddle with Chika. Just for comfort. Haven't touched another human in over 10 years.

>>81711067
he lost his virginity to one

Got that febreze on tap have I not. As you were x

>>81711098
What was the context of these two meeting again? Something magical at play they were captured on the news.

Missing Crossy x

>>81711073
cheers mate, thanks for this

me? not gay, prefer women i do

Might buy stocks in febreze me

>>81711114
>prefer women i do

>>81711117
NYSE: PG

actually looks like a good investment desu

>>81711112
Not trying to be a dick lad, anyone ive ever met who has been to the doctor for mental elf just ends up wishing they'd never taken the pills because the problems they cause are worse than the shit you are dealing with

Try and figure it out you self lid, you will be much better off for it

Chika do you use Febreeze as deodorant?

Yes I have the original Scooby-Doo theme in my playlist. Yes it's a genuinely great song.

>>81711131
No that would be silly. I only spray it on my arse.

>>81711141
I prefer The Scooby Doo Show theme.
SCOOBY! SCOOBY DOOBY DOO!

Wonder if you dumped a bottle of febreeze up your arse would it be like one of them plug in air fresheners and let out a nice fragrance any time you BRAP?

>>81711144
Can't even tell if people are trolling or you're the real Chika.
>>81711153
Had one of those in my bedroom and everytime it went off it woke me up.

>>81711153
>had the shits recently
>had some peppermint tablets to calm down the gut
>immediately need a shit 10 minutes later
>entire bathroom stank of mint
Wasnt bad honestly

i am home
it was a 4 hour drive my dad had to pull into the services multiple times as i needed to urinate

Very telling that anytime anyone criticises tattoos there's always someone to go ballistic and calm people incels.

Coffee always dries my mouth out competely now. Might stop drinking it altogether.

Quiet Friday night ahead. Honestly want an early bed and lye in if possible.
Probably read a book and watch a film later

Do you think she would like a sea monkey like me?

>>81711226
How was it with all the family? xx

>>81711232
telling how

>>81711246
it was just my dad and me actually
but it was very fun

>>81711232
I just dont care tbqhwyl, now piercings? if she has a septum its a bpdemon

>>81711067
I'm not, not sure what you're on about >>81711248
It's either a heavily tattooed woman (nubs) or some bloke who's gf is caked in them and he feels bad about it

>>81711226
how much for a gallon of urine?

>>81711226
Do you have a weak bladder?

your name is Steve
your twink housemate drunkenly mentions some anonymous website he posts on
you've been thinking about exploring your "feminine side"
you pick a name for your persona
something LIKE 'Steve' but female-r

>it was just my dad and me
>but it was very fun

heh. heheheh

>>81711264
when i am anxious/nervous i have bowel & bladder retention and cannot use the toilet

somethingsomething Blad and Bdad.

>>81711279
I'd enjoy lovingly guiding you through your shitting, helping you relax on the toilet enough to shit. Gently stroking your hair and holding your hand until *PLOP*. Then I'd tell you what a good girl you are and give you a sticker. The sticker would say "I'm a poop princess!"

watched that Mean Girls (2004), me. quite sharp and punchy. i have a criticism of the film, wonder if it's commonly held.

any other Mean Girls (2004) fans i could bounce this one off?

>>81711293
this made my face physically repulse

>>81711279
You probably qualify for full PIP. Look into it.

>my face physically repulse
i can imagine.

>>81711108
I shopping wiv my sisters rn nd then were going away tonight for stpdads bday. Will be v busy day so i cant use my phone much agsin.Am fxing soaked. Gna get 2 hotel n have a shower nd chillax.xx

>''''''''conservative'''''''' party
>having trans books in a childrens library

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6257p2vry3o

>>81711301
this. ditch IT. become a full-time /britfeel/ion.

Y does it go side ways? W/e

>>81711315
Abe, ufe, siite

>>81711299
Fucking ungrateful bitch. I'd leave you to strain then. Hope you get piles, cunt

>>81711325
sorry im not a poop princess

>>81711312
cor if i was some Reform guy, i'd be right on to our graphic designers, hoist them by their own petards.

Is it true she wears diapers?

>>81711309
That's your sister?

>>81711315
because of my drugs, to me it's normal.

Shippy's anal hole

>>81711345
x's sister helps him cross the street, it nice

(took me a second to realise you actually meant the woman, who is in the picture, forest for the trees and all that)

>TFW no poop princess

Some of the most deranged, bizarre, degenerate shit ive read on the internet comes from this hellhole. How you lot come up with it amazes me sometimes.

>>81711309
corr Cineworld spotted

>>81711367
hello blad are you okay

>>81711312
>WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN

>>81711309
Corr bet she's a naughty one.

>>81711376
Yes fine thank you. I was out feeding the ducks seeds today. How was you holiday?

>>81711367
is it true that you have a big penis?

got a new 'who eva6 is, secretly' theory lads.

based on two posters showing up at the same time.

>>81711394
Slightly Above average. Not too bad.

>>81711398
go on then lad

if i had autism, i'd have a friend, like Big B or eva6 does.

why do autistic people get this mad special privilege in life? isn't that backwards?

>>81711385
very fun i went in the hot tub with my dad and it wasnt so bad it was hidden in the woods shady under many trees

>i went in the hot tub with my dad

Big B, posting about his moderate penis.
eva6, posting about whether she wore swimwear in the hot tub.

the filth that goes on round here.

>>81711412
Sound lush as seasideMARK would say. Glad you had a good time and a well deserved break.

tfw if i was a dad by now, i could be a fat, saggy balding mess with a cute teenage girl, and it wouldn't even matter.
(not going to get hung up on the so-called details)

>>81711430
what? i wore swimwear, why wouldnt i

>>81711448
weren't you humming and hawing about whether to pack swimwear?

me, i just wouldn't go in the hot tub. what the fuck even IS a hot hub, do you mean a jacuzzi?

>>81711448
Didn't wear anything did you.

>>81711458
i was debating whether or not to bring underwear because i wasnt sure whether i wanted to go in the hot tub or not
also jacuzzi is a brand and hot tub is a colloquial term

>>81711448
bikini? bathing suit? i'm trying to create a mental imge

>>81711470
swimwear not underwear i meant
>>81711474
black bikini, not string bikini tho

>>81711232
try criticizing fat women. They'll come out and call you gay, even though fat women just look like fat men with long hair and make-up

>>81711470
>>81711484
Swimwear(TM) is actually SwimCorp's range of underwear catered towards the swimmer market.

>>81711520
fuck you for making me google those fake brands lol

>Dodgy blokes selling knock-off perfume in the street
>Went to "audit" them asking them where its from and if they have a street trading licence
>Ended up not being able to audit them, him showing me a clearly fake licence agreement and shaking my hand
>Few minutes later the LICE move them on but I was already in the slots arcade so couldn't get out to record it

I have like a minutes footage, I might put it on some sharing site later for auditing feedback, missed a good opportunity

>>81711441
>with a cute teenage girl,

>>81711535
now this would be some brilliant content.

>>81711525
if it makes you feel any better, i did a Bing Image Search for 'old grannies' yesterday. just wanted a daft image of some old ladies for a post, didn't i?
AI kicks in with all its 'adult content' and 'what you're REALLY looking for ;))' shite.

the robots and/or police state of the future won't care about your sapphic searches. me? i'm fucked.

i've seen those carboot-style traders go out of their way to signpost 'SMELLS LIKE Armani' or whatever.

they care about copyright and trading standards, nowadays. it is all for novelty purposes, parody. very honest dealing.

My mum has a black bikini too

glastonbury is woke. would never go there. full of middle class woke mongs. they all want to rile us patriots up with their messages.

Felt cool yesterday but sunberg is out again today. Hot happy. Just want summer over with

>>81711592
it will officially be autumn in 80 days lad

>>81711581
hear hear. closest thing we got to a music festival in our youth was going to see colliery brass band play in summer.

I wish I had a girlfriend but that would require years of effort and wageslavery progression just to even enter the competition. Not to mention having a car, my own place etc. Meanwhile an unemployed female can just hook up and find a relationship any time.

>>81711549
yeah I'm really pissed off I bottled it and just left after he showed me his bogus licence, though I wasn't prepared for it because I wasn't out "looking for" it

think i do legitimately support a porn filter, tbqh. can't exactly delete it off the internet, there'll always be ways around it anyway, but you can REDUCE it. it's not art or political ideas, don't give me that shite.

>>81711592
It will be 35c next week

what do you call a perfumist with a dodgy licence?

>>81711623
porn filters is the only good idea the government have introduced the last 30 years

>>81711624
I saw some anon saying that for Norfolk earlier. Kinell

>>81711631
>scentwalker

>>81711639
quite like the energy feed-in tariff, two-quid bus tickets, and Sure Start.

>>81711380
T. Tranny nonce

At this rate, if there's a civil war, it'll be like the Yugoslav Wars

>>81711650
cor that's a spooky cryptid. qrd on the lore?

>>81711535
Ive still been waiting for slots footage, had to resort to jammers yesterday and his was the worst video he's ever uploaded about Glastonbury

>>81711642
More and more models are suggesting July 13th could be the hottest day ever. Most are saying we'll hit 37c and least and virtually all are saying 35c or more

Terrifying thought that there are >1,413,324,000 Indians in the world.

>>81711680
don't fucking care

>>81711680
this was already pointed out to you, sir, but India is a big place.
China? even bigger. Russia? makes the United States look like the Isle of Man.

>>81711680
And half of them worship white women on youtube and tiktok.

actually a bit sad that we don't have the word 'sir' in English. how the fuck are you meant to politely refer to a male that you don't know? 'mate'? like some southerner, probably a student?

>>81711660
https://allthatsinteresting.com/skinwalker

My brother worked in a hospital on the Rez, they had a million and one unwritten rules of not what to say or do. The one that sticks with me is that a pregnant woman can not do any darning or sewing, lest the baby be born with a permanently closed eye or mouth. He was there 5 years before they let him in on their lore.

>>81711030 (OP)
What is she doing these days?

>>81711708
>actually a bit sad that we don't have the word 'sir' in English
Anon, I...

>>81711660
forgot pic in case.

>>81711293
>>81711325
>>81711333
fucking lmao, luv this website

Its a shame my big sis bf n my wee sis bf never been to Scotland before nd the weather was pretty normal for a while but the day before they got here it started bucketing down all day nd I don't particularly mind myself but its a wee shame if you're on a holiday but to be honest when its grey n rainy my nerves are a lot more stable than if it was pure sunny so in a selfish way am quite glad cus its already spaghetti junction 4 my nerves w everything going on but its a shame for them but that's how it goes. To be honest am overwhelmed thetes gna be so many different ppl here tonight nd ppl I never met. I do my best.

>>81711411
neither of those have autism though

>>81711801
>I do my best
just bee urself

Interesting specimen that. Bet they enjoyed studying her in zoology.

Ngl I would luv to just sit in hotel room nd watch netflix on my tablet. It comfy here. But aye.

what's the point in Robin, the Boy-Wonder, in these old Batman comics?

I cant even lie de lads. The fun I would have in this room by myself. Bt the day is not about me. X

>>81711826
Me anytime I go on "holiday". Can't be fucked being out, never have positive interactions anyway on account of how ugly and freakish I am

I wonder what prospects there are with zoology. Looks like retail assistant and receptionist are top choices. I'm sure many bints have gone for some animal course.

>>81711804
both have stated they are on the autism spectrum, lad. Blad even has a diagnosis and has posted more than enough proof.

i think zoomers are on to dissociative identity disorder if they want 'i have this condition' self-diagnosed specialness. nobody WANTS autism.

Not happy that its only posh Teabags in my room n mint tea n earl grey n shit like that. Need 2 go shop for tetleys

Ruthmong youre such a nasty fella

>spaghetti junction 4 my nerves

how do you come up with this stuff x

Do any of you lads 'journal'? If so, what do you write about? I hear it's good for your mind

>>81711865
At least I'm not a loud, obnoxious, dumb cow.

>>81711873
Ebin has a cum journal

>>81711873
never saw the point, i have no life so it'd be fucking depressing
what would i write besides "i worked, had a wank, then got pissed"

id assume it only helps those who have a good life but think its shit, as then it helps them realise how much they got

>>81711857
guess mark has TMAU too then

>nobody WANTS autism.
of course they do. Why else are so many people (particularly women), who otherwise live functional lives going out and getting diagnoses for fun in their mid 20s? what gain do they get from it?

The real q is whether ill be drinking. Am leaning towards yes but not too much. Not sure. Am not good at only having a few.

>>81711890
its friday lad
get pissed up

O well w/e happens happens...cheers

>>81711873
I dont see the point in this, is this because normies dont sit down and not fill their life with background noise stopping them from thinking? everything id journal ive already thought about because I like to sit in silence sometimes.

The name's Austin... Penis Austin.

>>81711907
love me alcohol poisoning
love me feeling like shit for days after

>>81711907
Am jst trying to be mindful that ppl are here to enjoy themself n not to bully me

Gna find some towels to wipe my arse then

She's definitely got fatter and worse skin since 2023. You can see it a lot in the face. Must love her avocado on toast, greasy junk food and alcohol too much. Good looking lads really are desperate to have something that represents a female by their side aren't they? Bet he wishes he could shove an apple in its gob to get some peace. State of it.

>>81711873
had a nice notebook for 10 years. couldn't think what to write in it, it's nice.
decided 'fuck it' one day, i'm going to freewrite whatever comes to mind. came up with the format of:
>date
>drugs ingested
>how they've made me feel

Many normies out during today's supply run. Don't like it. Nay

>>81711950
what did you read as bullying?

>>81711980
not victim blaming here (and you are the victim seek support it's available) but you DID go out on a Friday, the 'witching day' if normies were witches and we were the muggles.

>>81711980
they're out every day nowadays at all times
went out on wednesday at 11am and the streets were packed with cars and normies
never used to be like this

>>81711960
Looked so much better a few years ago. All them parties, lack of staying fit really does a number on a girl's skin and weight. I guess as long as they have some sucker boyfriend willing to accept them still.

Notice these bints are never seen with some chubby or spotty lad? See when you're a lad, you're just not trying hard enough or are unhygienic. When you're a lass, you're just "body confident" and don't need to change anything about yourself.

>>81711960
Why are you bullying Ruth's mate? Do you think she is the one responsible for Ruth privating all her socials?

shut the fuck up ruthmong you sad freak

Am so fxing fuming nd upset cus my late amazon order is coming today now nd its big stuff so irs gna just get left outside the door pribly in pouring rain
>>81711982
Nothing really desu just paranoid I guess bc ave never met my stpdads family that's gna be there. Don't know what theyre like

read that as 'sand freak', me.
like some bizarre racial epithet.

>>81712029
It's r9k lad. Fuck off if you don't like it

>>81712022
whats her bf look like

That shower was so nice hotel shower.i feel more comfy. Gtg now. Mwah

>>81712041
>r9k
first instance of 'i read his posts' last thread.
just found that fascinating.

>>81711821
If this were a guy, he'd die a virgin.

>>81712037
>>81712048
TELL THEM YOU'RE A PROFESSIONAL HOME INVESTMENT-PERSON
they might just give you money
(you could try 'sweets tester' for similar results.)

>>81711680
The lot of them need fucking gassing

>>81711680
what's even more terrifying, only 35% of them are connected to the internet

bullying other people wont make you feel better about yourself

>Friday
>quarter to five
if i were to order drugs, they wouldn't arrive until Monday. Tuesday, depending.
or at least, there's the unlikely-but-possible scenario of a Sunday delivery.

played myself. but it's a good thing, really. mental chess of the self.

>>81712090
not going to take the side of bullies, but won't it make OTHER PEOPLE feel worse about THEMselves?

>>81712127
doubt ruth's mate reads britfeel

>>81712132
Ok Ruth's mate, trying to throw us off the scent.

>Babe! You're finally home from work! I was just telling my friends about how good you are in bed but they won't believe me! Can you show them? Pleeaaaseee?

>>81712147
Sure.
*pushes you all off the bed, then has a nap*

>>81712156
Only correct answer lad. I've had a rough week at work and I'm fucking knackered. Now piss off.

>>81711030 (OP)
i've fapped to this tranny before. kind of hot

>>81712147
Who the hell are you women? Get out of my house or I'm calling the police.

>>81712173
Wtf is that? Everyday we stray further from god

>>81712047
You usual deano with a tattoo sleeve.

>>81712027
She's an obnoxious spoilt cow.

>>81712195
They seem like a happy couple. Why should I be mad at them?

>>81712173
I hate mentally ill trannies so much.

>>81712207
Why do you troons hate yourselves so much?

>>81712204
Happy? It's because she's giving him sex. Without that, he would be a running far.

>>81712195
Don't you realise how incredibly spoilt you are too? Your parents pay for everything, let you live rent free, you have literally ZERO things to worry about. Nobody has an easier life than you.

>>81712147
Juicy tits. Just remove the piercings

>>81712048
Have a nice time de lad you'll be okay x

Ruthmong be like

>>81712224
meanwhile normgroids after they had to spend two weeks inside during covid

>>81712147
"if they were your friends, you wouldn't lie to them."

>>81712277
Nah I just loathe females and their fakeness.

>>81712224
I'm far from it. Just existing is not being spoilt.

>>81712314
last you met or talked to a female (not your mother) IRL?

>>81712294
Well yes, social isolation and being stuck indoors does tend to make people depressed. You're a prime example of it. Not sure what point you're trying to prove here?

>>81712277
Robert crumb was always a poser. The fact he became rich and successful pretending to be a weirdo meanwhile his two brothers rotted in their boxroom is a prime example of how fake and gay "alternative" culture is.

Ruthmong being a mong as usual

https://youtu.be/eQmByuKe2kc

Here's the "audit" fail. Was clearly illegally selling knock off shit. After I stopped videoing he briefly flashed a printed out "licence" agreement and shook my hand and said "don't look so glum think about the money" and I walked off them, he had two goons (looked like ex-cons) getting the "goods" out of a van nearby.

Feel like if I went prepared I could have been persistent and got to them, alas good practice I suppose. Might go find those mental health wristband scammers and audit them.

>>81712314
>I just loathe females and their fakeness.
i've just realised, a couple of minutes ago, that many 'stupid' women i've known were pretending to be less intelligent than they were.

kind of wish i did not have this realisation. might drink.

Friday night alone being an edgy teen and playing online dollies again it it, king?

big night in for shipmong and spam/dollymong

>>81712372
you don't come out looking good here lad.

>>81712377
>>81712389
samefag saddo

Lovely abs on scoliosis lass. Definitely someone that works out a lot in her spare time.

>>81712327
they were forced to live like that for a few weeks and they still whinge about it to this day. Rejection from society is not spoilt. It's normgroid gaslighting

>>81712415
Do you work out in your spare time too?

>>81712348
Dude is straight up loony, but self aware. The movie is gold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=552F8-N7QeU

Fudge packer Owen Jones

>>81712372
Lad behind the camera needs an audit on his voice.

>>81712415
Phwoar would like to give her tummy a lil kiss

>>81712412
>samefag saddo
is that right champ?

>>81712431
I am not overweight. I don't see the point. Makes no difference to my sex appeal.

>>81712415
i wish lip fillers would fuck right off.

corrr ordered pork belly shanghai style, should arrive in 30

one-good-book-in-him Owen Jones.

>>81712462
for me it's red braised

>>81712451
>I am not overweight
neither is laura

>>81712453
She puts a little bit of lip balm on them and draws a bit around them. I don't think she does that.

>>81712415
Now do some posts about your wife and sprogs.

>>81712372
kek you realize he was being nice to you because he thought you were a special needs lad

>>81712415
very whorish picture imo

im so bored nothing is interesting me
i cant play anything that enjoys me

>>81712473
She has to manage her scoliosis and it's something she enjoys.

>>81712446
Same. A nice firm belly. Could be a belly dancer.

>>81712483
get a job and start a family

>>81712326
I haven't really spoken to anyone other than me parents for years.

>>81712492
i have a job i just like to work at home sometimes
also im a bit scared for a family this young

I actually find Ruthmong to be the most relatable poster on here.

spam/dollymongs theme tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLRjFWDGs1g

>>81712504
Do you enjoy stalking teenage girls online too then?

>>81712503
Can we get an updated hair pic x

Wops is so fucking sad buying crappy vidyas from CeX all the time and filling up her living space with it.

>>81712525
maybe ill think about it

>>81712528
It's a hobby she gets enjoyment from. I don't know why that angers you

>>81712520
They're 20+ lad. It's just commentary.

>>81712537
Because I can tell she'll get bored of it eventually. She used to like funko pops but no longer cares about them. She should be doing more with her life and saving as much money as she can. She only works part-time and spends most of her income on that tat. If she wasn't living with her mum, she'd be struggling.

>>81712528
She should sell all that shite, get a gym membership and some nice clothes.

Will's willy in her tight tuppence.

zionist puppet ((tommy robinson))

could be me tbf.

funny how Fritz the Cat was two completely different things to two different people.

>>81712532
Only if you want to x

>>81712561
She honestly couldn't give a shit about her appearance. There's definitely some kind of autism going on with her. Her friend has a sunflower lanyard.

100 post per hour. Shiplard and Spamfat on one together tonight.

>>81712579
Her brother is definitely on the spectrum. Probably runs in the family.

Is there anything in these threads except
>tripfag/interpersonal drama
>muh bennies/neet
>links to literal who youtubers that usually fit one of the above 2 criteria
>references to sexing random women

>>81712583
I've only made 21 posts ITT

>>81712579
>Her friend
the thomas the tank engine lad?

Ruthmong why are you lashing out so much today?

>>81712503
you're an adult woman. don't infantilise other women who are the same (physical) age as you.

>>81712579
I remember a short clip of her in one of Thomas & Friends vids I think, and she was slim and looked attractive. Shame. She could transition into an asmrtist.

>>81712592
There is often political spam too (mornings only for some reason)

>>81712588
Nah he's just fed up of being mocked by his older sister.

>>81712598
Yes. He's got asperger's.

>>81712592
There are also AI generated images of frogs.

>>81712606
no one falling for his other routines so he's going fully in on the ruthmong spam

>>81712592
i'm just passing time until either
1. crosslad updates us how the family gathering goes
2. it all kicks off in HelperLad's care home

not sure what else you want.

>>81712617
Point out his other routines

>>81712598
That lad looks fucking demented kek
Bet he's wanked off to Thomas r34

>>81712606
recent events have soured his mood.

>>81712622
>i'm just passing time until either
>1. crosslad updates us how the family gathering goes
>2. it all kicks off in HelperLad's care home
So literally just attention whore drama

>>81712592
No lad that's it. Every single thread has to be like this because of 2 lads with no life outside of 4chan.

>>81712598
You can see just how shapely Wops is here.

>>81712622
Not sure why you think it's a care home? Ge clearly doesn't receive any care just assistance

eva6, post art.

>>81712638
what do you want from britfeel?

>>81712592
Don't forget the highly anticipated HHL updates

>>81712641
She looks like she fucking stinks desu

>>81712643
you're right, realised my mistake as i was typing it.
assisted living, home. place. you know what i mean.

>>81712648
Pretty much anything that isnt 200posts of "YOU SEE WHAT THIS TRIPFAG DID? ITS THE SAME AS EVERY OTHER POST THEY DID!"
Fuck me I think the whinging about the heat was better than this shit.

Every year older I get, the more and more intensely racist I become

>>81712643
He even refers to it as a care home

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/69314683/#69317882

>>81712609
She's basically a ladette of the 2020s. Couldn't see her ever being very feminine. She'd rather kick a ball round the field than spend hours putting makeup on.

>>81712608
i am an adult but i think i lack in mental maturity and preparedness

>>81712678
funniest thing about this picture is she's watching a video of herself from a few years ago when she was much slimmer

>>81712657
She stinks of cheap lynx deodorant I reckon.

Wow looks like we have a lorechieves expert ITT

>>81712674
>https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/69314683/#69317882
>that gif
state of sean fucking hell

>>81712690
you could have just said "im thick as shit" and saved some time

>>81712665
on what grounds?
closest i've come is "women i know are more routinely harassed by Indian men".

>>81712661
It's been like that since 2016 though. I there does seem to have been an uptick in personality spam over the last 6 months admittedly

>>81712678
Don't think she's ever kicked a ball around judging by that pic
>>81712693
Kek

>>81712703
i am smart i am just immature
maturity =/= intelligence

>>81712643
Facts don't matter when it comes to dolly drama make believe. In fact the more that's totally made up the better for these puerile men.

There's a blind lass at work with massive juicy hooters. Despite being literally totally blackout blind she knows how to dress to show off those massive filthy milk cannons. I want to stick my willy between those big perky fun bags and spray my jizzum over her visually impaired face

What you getting?

>>81712693
She got too complacent with eating mcdonalds and going to wetherspoons after her shifts. She has also admitted to only ever liking chocolate milk when she's thirsty.

https://youtu.be/QnEsHm0I-RU?t=264

>>81712715
>i am smart
Yet to see any evidence of that.

Wop's big jiggly thighs

>>81712690
that's fair, just saying, think of all the women throughout most of human history/culture who were also "this young".

maybe you'll be mentally 13, forever, due to whatever has happened to you. don't bring other women down to your level.

I can understand why Sean lives in an assisted housing facility but why do his parents? This was never explained.

>>81712704
Just think any brown person/culture is inferior to ours. That includes pseudo brown such as Spaniards, Italians and the irish.

>>81712722
Any non-halal options back in them days?

>>81712678
The gamer lifestyle on full display.

>>81712722
For me, it's RORST BEEF

>>81712723
>Sat in Maccy's
I think see what went wrong.

>>81712728
Do you reckon they shagged that day?

>>81712207
>mentally ill trannies
bit redundant innit?

>>81712736
He did explain that. It's in the lorechives.

I on the beers w my wee sis n her bf. Waiting for every1 else to grt here. Kinda feeling tipsy already from 1 trnnents

>>81712729
i got 6s and 7s on my gcses and an A* on my A levels
>>81712731
they were pushed into maturing and probably never did properly
many of the young women on the western front who were nurses were being called "mother" by young scared soldiers, yet sometimes the men were older than them

>>81712721
wonder how totally blind people imagine what sight is like. Like imagine being told there's a fifth sense that lets you know what something feels like and how far away it is without having to go touch it. And everything has a colour which is kind of like the sight version of texture.

>>81712722
Cheese and pickle you fucking slag

>>81712762
>He did explain that
He hasnt

>>81712722
adjusted for inflation those sandwiches would be about 2.20 quid

>>81712770
>6s and 7s
>smart
hah

>>81712780
imagine the quality of meat, yuk

Garn be some sobbing from one boxroom for 16 hours a day when 4chan gets blocked. And it will be LUSH.

>>81712759
Think she's more into sporty lads. She plays on a football team as a defender

>>81712789
I'll do more reading

>>81712780
That's actually quite fair
Homemade sarnie for a couple of quid
Beats paying some brown fella for some mystery kebab meat

>>81712788
im more worried about the hygiene

>>81712794
>I'll do more reading
you wont

>6s and 7s on my gcses
when did they start scoring GCSEs like SATs?

The care home spam, drama is just a retake on the 'balding Andrew' snapchat filter.

>>81712751
She even gets mcdonalds delivered. She can't even drive anywhere...she has no car.

>>81712771
Bit too deep for me, I just want to see her tits

>>81712722
>>81712749
metal as fuck, this. would have to try it.

eva6 nursing to my shrapnel wound in a hospital behind the frontlines of passchendaele

>>81712806
And steve is like homeless chan?

HHL said 'Steve' lives in a care home too. But sometimes says he is his neighbour

>>81712831
He's just another dolly for a lonely man to play make believe about

I need some help.
I've kept every box for everything i've bought in the last ten years.
I have a small walk in boiler room/clothes drying room that i've kept them in, it's getting over crowded. I do recycle amazon packaging, as i was doing just now. I feel like i shouldnt part with the boxes in case i have to move,but do want to tidy things up.
Bit torn. I'm also fat, skint and hungry.

>>81712843
He is definitely one of the residents in the same care home. And obviously an alcoholic.

not much going on today x

>>81712857
Do you flatten the boxes, or just pop them in there?

>>81712857
Have you considered not being a faggot per chance?

>>81712859
HHL's care home is full of spackers, alcoholic and drug addicts. Sounds like hell to me

>>81712861
Cola's tits be looking good.

>>81712770
eva6 my grandparents actually fought in World War II. counting my nana in this. she killed more Luftwaffe pilots than you, while younger than you.

>>81712861
she spanish x

The old dolls are being brought out

>>81712867
I peel any tape off, flatten, cut and fold the amazon ones, the item boxes are as is.
>>81712868
I've never had to as it's not a preference i'm familiar with.

>>81712875
it low key sounds fun af to live there, proper mad house. never gets boring

All these resources wasted for telling a female to die.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cpwqy40wxw1o

>She described the case as one of the "most harrowing" she had seen in her career and praised the "courage and strength" of the victim.

Wow, I guess there aren't any worse crimes than telling a female to go die. Men bad, right?

2025 the end of /britfeel/

Change the record

>>81712857
hello fellow hoarder-anon.

compare them and pick out the six largest boxes. take ONE of them (leaving five): this is now your 'box recycling box', that the other boxes go in. it's a weekend project and it's satisfying.

>be Tuesday
>in work early
>chatting to girl at work
>finish work
>9pm
>text from girl
>she apologises for getting my number from the work group but asks if i want coffee before work tomorrow to chat before work, like peace before work
>i say sure
>have coffee before work wednesday
>ff today
>friday work meeting
>we're all done, home time
>she's lingering around
>i get text from her asking to grab coffee after work
>i text back like "sure lol are we whispering through text?"
>staff room, she gives me the nod like it's super secret
>we go grab coffee
>she's super sarcastic and teasing me constantly
>chat for a few hours
>go home

What is this, did I make a friend or what?

>>81712899
everything in life comes to an end one day x

>>81712898
>encouraging or assisting someone to seriously self-harm
>He then asked her to send him pictures of injuries, and the court heard he would use them for his own sexual pleasure.
remember when there was a famous trial about this sort of thing, about them homosexuals?

>>81712898
I see women encouraging incels to end their lives all the time. Are they going to get arrested too?

nice shower, shea butter in me hair for moisture locked in with hair oil spray, luvleh friday evening, might make something clarse for din dins

>>81712890
You should flatten the other boxes, unless they're taped/glued, free up some room.

>>81712919
You're about to get laid, Chad

>>81712951
All those chemicals can't be good for you

>>81712919
a friend that will if you play your cards right lead to an actual romantic relationship, cor fancy that lad, a woman finds you cute, perhaps even attractive and **might** want to bounce on your willy until completion. You should see if she wants to do something on the weekend. Also, is she fit?

>>81712949
I've been told to go kill myself many times, possibly by females. It doesn't affect me.

>>81712964
shea butter is literally nut fat and the hair oil is jojoba, liquid wax derived from a plant, you literally couldn't get less ingredients, no chemicals over ere

https://youtube.com/watch?v=f1O-c-ukHmE

why the hell do films look weird now? surely layering an element on top of another element is the best it has ever been.

Indian making a nuisance of himself at Harrogate station

>>81712919
Best to message HR, get the green light for this.

>>81712389
I'm actually out and about

>>81712911
hmm, hello. Yes, this is how they are now. Is there a further state you know of that does not involve flattening them and storing them like books?
I do have 3 of these https://www.amazon.co.uk/Capacity-Detachable-Lockable-Moisture-Protection/dp/B00J2WI0V8/ and the 175l version (Which fits my tower pc and a monitor if theres a fire and i need to leave quickly) which i keep empty. two of the 145l ones are full of temporary storage. I could put the boxes of boxes in the spare.
>>81712953
That is an option.

>>81712987
Slathering yourself with fat and wax can't be right mate, just stick to water me.

>>81712988
hate superhero films, like whats the point theres no suspense because they're super human and always win, ooo look at us were so fucking epic. Suppose the batman joker type shit is not as bad but still wank.

Wagiechads going on dates with female coworkers
NEETcels wanking over ASMR slags and crying themselves to sleep every night

>>81712528
>Buying X from Y all the time and filling up her living room with it

>>81712583
I've barely posted today

>>81713002
keeps it hydrated innit, hair gets too frizzy because its wavey and thick. Used nothing but water once and wouldn't get a brush through it after

>>81712988
Old films had so much soul despite their limitations. At least the stunts were real and carried risk.

>>81712998
>Is there a further state you know of that does not involve flattening them and storing them like books?
sorry pal you're going to have to get rid of them. there was once a time when they WEREN'T part of your library of items, and you will go back to that time.

depends how and where you live but it's better to have them out to get picked up by the bin men than not. they'll get recycled, lad, they'll be 'used'.

Chika will have anal sex tonight while Shippy still hasn't learnt a new language

>>81713007
8 hours a day doing something you hate hoping for that crumb of pussy to come along vs being free and waking up/sleeping whenever with no real responsibilities.

>>81713007
unfortunately and asmr is as close as i get to dating

>>81712622
>i'm just passing time

>>81713007
Fuck being a miserable wagie. Let women and immigrants pay taxes for unemployed men like me to play vidya all day.

>>81713061
sounds like you are miserable and the wagies have fun

>>81713004
mad when the whole nature of it is there are no limits, yet it just becomes boring.
>not only will i destroy THIS dimension, but....
i'm sure About A Boy boy as Lex Luthor is meant to be the REAL bad guy, but that's a giant cartoon monster. i would very much care if a giant cartoon monster attacked a city in real life.

Haven't seen Loughborough anon recently

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cpwqy40wxw1o

>>81712955
That sounds fun but not worth the effort and inviting a practical stranger into my life
>>81712965
Yeah she's fit
>>81712991
Yeah, will do on Monday thanks lad

eva6, stop not-posting your art, and post your art.

>>81713030
You may be right, sigh. That was a time where every purchase was a financial struggle no matter how small and i placed great importance on having such things. I had a good period where i could steadily buy useful items, but as i told myself in the first post of the chain, I'm now skint. I guess i was trying to tell myself that I'm back to those days. Now, do i give up the memory of the good times during the acceptance of current financial straits or hold onto the momento boxes.
Perhaps it is time for them to go after all. Thanks for your input.

>>81712070
True, her only advantage in life is being born with a slit and knowing there's always a fella desperate enough in these online dating times.

>>81713045
I don't hate my job, it's easy, often fun, and I get paid 25/hour

Sorry to burst your bubble, but it's actually pretty good having my job

And it put me in proximity with a female coworker who asked me out twice this week

eva'a arse

>>81713082
Already post ya mong. Hopefully he hates women even more now.

https://www.boredpanda.com/the-ethnic-origins-of-beauty-women-portraits-natalia-ivanova-lesoriginesdelabeaute-part-3/

Phwoar some pheno roses in there for sure

>>81713096
>And it put me in proximity with a female coworker who asked me out twice this week

Yeah that would never happen with me.

Bet WW1 was a laugh tbf hanging out with the lads smoking ciggies in the trench, few games of poker while the German's shell us for 6 hours straight.

>>81713100
imagine shagging it

i think im stuck in the 2000s. all the game i play and music i listen to is from then

>>81713025
>AMC being the official car in 007 kino.

>>81713123
Good evening ponce

>>81713123
And not a single female in those trenches. Cunts even had it easy back then.

>>81713123
is this a joke or a troll?

Some whites making a nuisance of themselves on the train

>>81713123
I would have refused to fight unless the government forced suffragettes and all their supporters to fight in the trenches with the men

>>81713131
They had a sponsorship back then. The Aston Martin and BMW are better for the Bond universe.

>>81713082
I'm still here. He lived in one of the nicer bits of town, I'm in the paki area.

>>81713143
Suffragettes should have just been shot desu, no need to let them cause a nuisance in the trench

>>81713135
French prostitutes were notorious for getting soldiers drunk and scamming them for all their money

>>81713147
>I'm in the paki area.
Sorry to hear that de lad

new oasis femed fred since their reunion tour starts tonight x
>>81713152
>>81713152

>>81713143
The lasses still had to work towards the war effort though, nursing and making uniforms and ammunition and the like.

>>81713123
One of the regiments in the main vanguard of Brit forces at the Somme were local to where I am from/live. Mental to think if I was born exactly 100 years earlier, I'd probably have been there. I had a poster of the battle lines in my uni room. I should find it.

>>81713143
>During the First World War 306 soldiers of the British and Commonwealth Army were shot at dawn by firing squad for desertion or cowardice.

>>81713173
Fine I'll do that then. Not fighting if women don't have to

>>81713177
Just go live in a neutral country for a few years

>>81713144
True about sponsorships. Ford had Diamonds Are Forever. The Roger Moore movies were light hearted considering his character. For me it's Aston Martin or go home.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95QAXOim2EI
>t.Amerifat

>>81713237
I did think the BMW really did fit well with the Brosnan ones. I like them all to be honest.

>>81713177
desertion is not the same as just refusing to sign up

This one's got 95 posts left as well corrr