Thread 81711946

Is it even possible for an asocial guy to get a gf?
Do you know of any instances like that? If so, how did they do it?

my dad
hes hot af and she initiated

>Is it even possible for an asocial guy to get a gf?
No
>Do you know of any instances like that? If so, how did they do it?
No
We are fucked, dude.

>>81711953
>my dad
>hes hot af
huh...

>>81711953
What was the setting/clntext of her approaching?

>>81711989
what
its normal to want to fuck your dad
>>81712108
she asked him out at a bus stop after school i think

Blogpost on /r9k/ long enough and a strange enough girl might take a liking to you.
I heard the anons in the /tie/ thread have a bunch of suitresses.

>>81712157
>bonbi
christ this brings up memories of /ttg/
she got fat if you guys were wondering

>>81712129
>its normal to want to fuck your dad
hey its me your dad lets fuck

>>81711946 (OP)
why do you want one? if it's only because of social expectations then don't do it.
Would you not rather have friends? What will you even do with a gf as an asocial? or are you not really asocial and are a tiktok brand retard who self diagnoses because he's slightly introverted?

>>81712185
youd fuck my fucked up pink butthole?

>>81712254
>fucked up butthole
what a slut

>>81712263
yes i understand...

>>81712231
I wanna fuck dude

>>81711946 (OP)
yes surprisingly, im increasingly impressed by the degenerates my friends date, personally I think all moids should die a gruesome death, but I guess some of you have hope

>>81712300
get a fuckbuddy
having a gf is so much more than just sex

>>81712300
then just go see a prostitute or something? as you can see what you say you want and what you actually want are different.

>>81712185
>she got fat if you guys were wondering
she's shaped like a real woman now i'd fold her in half and make her even fatter after i cum inside her 3 times in a row bareback

>>81712129
>she asked him out at a bus stop after school i think
Were they classmates?

>>81712231
Because I want to experience love.
I still desire to kiss and hold sweet girl and have sex. And I do still want to start a family. I would help my kids have friends if they desired it.

>>81712495
my memory of this is vague but i dont think they were? anyway i think they bonded over being into nerdy stuff

>>81711946 (OP)
yes i am that guy. a girl i worked with spent a lot of time with me, enough for me to realize she was interested, and i wasnt a coward then, so i asked her out. we were together for 2 years.
ended very badly, mostly my fault, for being addicted to drugs and being retarded.

>>81712320
>"hello there female human. would you like to have sex with me for nothing in return?"
you see how ridiculous that sounds. good looking fun guys get fuck buddies. the rest of us get a gf if we can.

>>81712414
She's shaped like Homer Simpson now

>>81712594
>nothing in return
nigger they WANT to have sex
thats what they get!

>>81711946 (OP)
If you're sub-10: Ew he's weird and creepy
If you're chad: He's just a little shy lol